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RV Title: RV Adventure: Unleashing the Spirit of Freedom Year: N/A Introduction: RV (Recreational Vehicle) is an uplifting

RV

Title: RV Adventure: Unleashing the Spirit of Freedom

Year: N/A

Introduction: RV (Recreational Vehicle) is an uplifting movie that captures the essence of exploring the open road, reconnecting with loved ones, and embracing the adventure that awaits. Directed by an ensemble cast, this touching film takes viewers on a journey filled with laughter, heartwarming moments, and the unyielding spirit of freedom.

Cast:
- Robin Williams as Bob Munro
- Cheryl Hines as Jamie Munro
- Jeff Daniels as Travis Gornicke
- Kristin Chenoweth as Mary Jo Gornicke
- Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque as Cassie Munro
- Josh Hutcherson as Carl Munro
- Kristin Chenoweth as Mary Jo Gornicke
- Will Arnett as Todd Mallory

Synopsis:
Bob Munro (Robin Williams) is a hardworking executive who has become disconnected from his family due to his demanding job. In an attempt to reignite the bond with his wife Jamie (Cheryl Hines), daughter Cassie (Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque), and son Carl (Josh Hutcherson), Bob plans a road trip vacation in an RV. The adventure begins when the Munro family sets their sights on the Colorado Rockies for a much-needed getaway.

However, their plans take an unexpected turn when they encounter the irritatingly lovable Gornicke family led by the comical Travis Gornicke (Jeff Daniels) and his free-spirited wife Mary Jo (Kristin Chenoweth). With their chaotic presence adding to the hilarity and mayhem, the two families find themselves in one outrageous situation after another.

As the Munros navigate the challenges of driving and maintaining their unwieldy RV, the experience challenges their resilience, patience, and ultimately strengthens their familial bond. Along the way, Bob discovers the importance of embracing spontaneity, finding joy in the journey, and reconnecting with the things that matter most in life.

RV is a heartwarming comedy filled with moments of self-discovery, as Bob realizes the true value of nurturing relationships rather than pursuing career success. With Robin Williams at the forefront, the cast delivers memorable performances that blend laughter and heartfelt moments, creating an unforgettable movie experience.

Soundtrack:

1. "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson
2. "Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane
3. "Hit the Road Jack" by Ray Charles
4. "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty
5. "This Land Is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie

(Note: The soundtrack for RV is not available for download or playback on this platform.)

Conclusion:
RV is a delightful escape that infuses the spirit of adventure into our lives and reminds us of the importance of cherishing our loved ones. With a star-studded cast and a clever script, this heartwarming comedy transports viewers on an unforgettable journey, filled with laughter, mishaps, and valuable life lessons.

Through the story of the Munro family, viewers witness the transformation of a workaholic father into a caring family man, providing inspiration to summon courage and reignite relationships. RV encourages us to discover the joys of the open road, embrace spontaneity, and cherish the priceless moments we create with our loved ones.

While the movie may not be available for streaming or downloading on this platform, you can still experience the sounds and songs that enriched the film. Enjoy the RV soundtrack featuring iconic tunes such as "On the Road Again" and "Life is a Highway," to capture the uplifting essence of the movie.

Discover the freedom and laughter that awaits you by immersing yourself in the world of RV, a film that reminds us that when we leave our comfort zones, the most memorable adventures are often just around the bend.

(Note: The sounds and songs mentioned in this article are purely fictional and not representative of any real movie, television show, or song.)

A $39 package absolutely free.
A Y coupling.
Absolutely.
After my incident.
All right, let's go. You're off the Gornicke bus.
All right, no more details. Just e mail me the new proposal.
All right, that's a little rough.
All right, we'll go to Hawaii.
All right.
All right. Come on, kids.
All we have to do is every time we park...
And a Happy Max bag. Pull over.
And don't forget, you're making dinner.
And every once in a while...
And how are you now?
And I met this weird family.
And I really have to go to the bathroom.
And I was happy.
And in your own nerdy way you're kind of cool.
And it's not even our sewage, it's leftover.
And next thing you know, it's up and walking...
And next thing you know, your baby's grown.
And right now, you have to make a decision...
And some of those tortilla chips.
And spend time with the kids.
And that was with a profit definition not as favorable...
And then he just rode out of the lake.
And when you grow up big, you know what we'll do?
And you guys don't want to hang around some dingy garage.
And you, how much do you think that little fixer upper of ours cost?
And you're a big man.
And you're being proactive. You're lifting weights.
Any friend of Cassie's is always welcome.
Anything else you want to hit?
Anyway, in the last few days, I caught a glimpse of the old us.
Are you an idiot? Do you want your children to see their father...
Are you crazy? It's a rental.
Are you happy? Now the kids know that their old man's a freak.
Aren't you glad Dad came? They were about to kick your butt.
Aren't you the one who got Pure Vibe sodas into the schools?
As appealing as that sounds, I think I'm gonna pass. But thank you.
At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of ******* people.
Babe, it's left over from last winter. At 9500 feet...
Back. Back! Back!
Be right out.
Because I always want to live here with you.
Because of the generalissimo over there.
Because Sacajawea back there doesn't know the name of the street.
Big old rolling turd Big old rolling turd coming through
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through
Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through
Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
Billy White Shoes, blow that horn.
Bob Munro.
Bob wasn't the only one trying to avoid you. I was too.
Bob, a little help.
Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip?
Bob, no!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob! Jamie!
Bob?
Bob?
Bob? Bob?
Bob.
Bob.
Bob.
Bob. Bob, this crisis has actually saved your job.
Bob. Bob!
Bottom line here, Garry, Larry.
Boy don't know what the hell he's doing.
Boy, I'm just gonna try and clean up a little...
Bring jewelry.
But "making a living because you're responsible for people you love" hard.
But here's the deal...
But I say talk to the hand, call waiting, because he's out. Boy is out.
But in light of this Alpine thing...
But the driving brakes, the ones we use when we're moving...
But the stomach, brains and pancreas, we just toss that into the stew...
But them folks ditched us.
But we'll get them high, and we'll get them low.
But you and I will always be best friends.
But you dogs, you're hardcore. Where you from?
But you have the other body type. You're like my friend John Vigoshi.
But you know what's strange about them.
But you want to take on my man C, here...
But you've got one thing he hasn't got.
Can I come?
Can I come? I read all about him online.
Can't buy memories like that.
Carl, I just need a minute.
Carl, let's get going.
Carl, there's a lot of ways to measure a family's wealth.
Carl, we're coming!
Carl, what did you eat?
Carl, where's that camp you're going?
Carl!
Carl!
Carl.
Carl. Cass, what's our status?
Carl. That's not helpful. Carl.
Cass, can we talk?
Cass, can you turn on the oven for me?
Cass, go say hi to Todd.
Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl.
Cassie, where do you want to go to college?
Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
Cassie! Carl!
Cassie?
Cassie's got college prep in Palo Alto, I know.
College.
Come give big daddy a hug. Come on.
Come on now We having fun
Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the wilderness...
Come on, Blue. There's coons in there.
Come on, Bob. Come here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer.
Come on, I'm starving.
Come on, kids.
Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie.
Come on, Turd. Keep rolling. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. I wanna show you something wonderful.
Come on. Let's go, let's go. Go, go, go!
Coming at you a little heat right now.
Could be a little embarrassing.
Could you possibly take us to an airport?
Couldn't keep up with younger talent. Look at him. He's off his meds.
Dad was right. This is really amazing.
Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Dad, emergency!
Dad, it's not mine.
Dad, listen.
Dad, somebody's stealing the RV.
Dad, you in here?
Dad! The toilet's backed up!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad's gonna be surprised we got back so soon.
Daddy, help.
Damn it.
Deer organs. They're fresh too.
Diablo Pass. But you're not gonna make it in that rig.
Did come off a tad abrasive.
Did you cancel our Hawaii trip because Todd told you to?
Did you rent that RV?
Did you take out the roast from last night?
Did you turn on the oven?
Did you volunteer us for some sort of experiment?
Difficult to deal with.
Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care!
Do you want in?
Do you want me to drive?
Do you want to go back? We missed the neighbor's cat.
Doesn't anybody respect my lifting schedule?
Doing it.
Don't hurt him.
Don't litter.
Don't make me call for my mail order bride.
Don't open it.
Don't use bark.
Don't worry, I'll get another hose.
Don't worry. I got them in the mirror.
Don't.
Easy, Todd.
Elaine is still mad at me for taking that vacation last year.
Everybody, let's get aboard the Big Rolling Turd.
Everybody, this is Bob. Remember, charming and funny.
Excited, but scared. You didn't know how it was gonna turn out.
Father evil. Forgot that.
Feels like that. Cassie was so abrasive...
Ferns. Nature's broom.
Fifty years ago, if you walked down any street in America...
Figures that's why I didn't get that promotion.
Finished. His own daughter assaulted me in my home.
Fire in the hole!
Forgive my ignorance, but don't you need to hook up...
Four hours. Maybe longer if you keep asking.
Four miles to the gallon?
Garry, Larry.
Garry, Larry...
Garry's still for it. Show him some money...
Gee, why don't we just stay home and set fire to an oil field.
Get back.
Give him Carl. Maybe he'll eat him.
Give him you. He's on the South Bitch Diet.
Give me a little heat there. A little heat. A little pepper there.
Go on. Go on, you guys. Save yourself. Okay.
Go.
God, Jamie, if my ex wife looked as good as you...
Gonna be unemployed.
Good night, Cassie.
Good one. No, thanks to my technically proficient...
Good.
Good.
Good.
Gornicke, I think. I'll get it.
Gornickes.
Got it from the guy in the office. Cost me $ 175.
Got me?
Gotta get one of them bayonet couplings.
Guys?
Guys? Tell your dad what you wanted to tell him.
Harvard M.B.A. We're planning to kill him.
He assured me it's not toxic. Just noxious, like Grandpa Ted.
He grew very tall, very quickly, and so will you.
He looks like a folk singer.
He lost his computer, he needs it. They went off frantic to find it.
He was covered in turd.
He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers.
He won't let us in. He charged me $ 70 for these bags.
He'll shower in the damn water cooler.
He's playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us.
Heck, yeah, man. It's basic hydraulics.
Here you go.
Here's something your genius husband probably overlooked.
Here's where you made your critical mistake.
Hey, come on. Don't you see what the raccoon's doing?
Hey, Dad, are we poor?
Hey, Dad, Cassie just gave you the finger.
Hey, Dad, how come you never got a pool table for the house?
Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go to Yellowstone on the way home.
Hey, I know, let's go to the beach and go surfing.
Hey, if you get Jamie, can I have Elaine?
Hey, Joe Joe.
Hey, man, why would they sell you a hose spreader...
Hey, pleasure hosing you down, Bob.
Hey, Todd. Yeah, I'm still pretty sick.
Hey, who wants to go to a party?
Hey, y'all.
Hey!
Hey! I can see it. It's just down there.
Hey.
Hey. You know, I should take the RV to get the emergency brake fixed...
Hi there.
Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late...
Hi, Lola. My wife's not here.
Hi, Mr. Mallory. Good to see you again.
Hi, thanks for inviting me.
Hi. Hi.
Hike! All right.
Hold on one second. The signal.
Hold on.
Home school.
Honest. Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest?
Honey, are you sure know how to...?
Honey, can I help?
Honey, help me.
Honey, honey.
Honey, I'm running out of time with my kids.
Honey, maybe they just got some bad news and had to leave.
Honey, no. You can't go on like this. It's 10 miles.
Honey, there seems to be snow on the ground.
Honey, there's something I need to tell you.
Honey, tree! Tree!
Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly.
Honey?
Honey. Honey.
How do you mean that?
How do you think I get the kids to school on time?
How long does this last?
How you doing, are you all right?
Hurry, Mom, she's coming!
I am entering the RV.
I am so bored.
I believe that was the rental agreement.
I bet at the birth of your baby you were kind of scared, right?
I better get directions...
I brought games. Sorry! , Monopoly, Twister.
I can do this. Give me another chance. Let me kick this through the uprights!
I can get this for five bucks online, I know it.
I can write the presentation in Hawaii and zap it to you.
I can't restrains him. Because I'm conversating you right now...
I can't.
I care a lot.
I could actually throw up from how bored I am.
I could be a while, baby. It's an 80 gallon tank.
I did not. It was my friend, and she did it because Pure Vibe...
I didn't steal it. I found it.
I didn't want to fail.
I didn't want you to know I was in trouble.
I don't know where I got Saul.
I don't mean to shock you, but we ain't everybody's cup of sunshine.
I don't wanna get too big, you know.
I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
I flew in last night. It's a mile high here and I want to get acclimated.
I got a rep bag in the bus.
I got that when you started taking advice from morons.
I gotta get the RV back right now, Todd...
I gotta run out there and make a presentation.
I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper.
I guess you guys didn't get the memo about extreme casual.
I guess you're under a lot of pressure and I could have been less trouble.
I have a bad back.
I have a sleep disorder. I haven't slept since I was 5.
I have to ride a custom bike because my hips aren't aligned.
I heard you talking. That's why I brought you this here.
I hope you don't find this next question too personal...
I just took one soda.
I know that, Lola.
I know where, I just know one way to get there.
I lost my wallet. My name is Bob Munro.
I love it every time.
I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it.
I mean, boy, they were strange.
I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus.
I missed that meeting.
I need...
I never asked you to blow off your job. I wanted you to be honest with me.
I never grow tired of that song. Last time I heard it I was buck naked...
I promised my family I'd make my special dish...
I run him over this morning. The rest of it's curing in the bedroom.
I spend nine hours a day with them. And I want Hawaii.
I spent the night with my head in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious.
I stopped growing after the eighth grade.
I think I might have pulled a muscle.
I think Laird's gonna get my job. He's younger, smarter, cheaper.
I thought Bob was good people.
I want you to know, after the divorce, I'm coming after Jamie hard.
I was gonna surf. Nice one, Dad. Thanks.
I was just saying how that guy Shaq'd you there.
I was quick to think the worst.
I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it.
I'd love to, but I was in the little boys' room...
I'll bet you $ 1000 right now you'll grow up bigger than me.
I'll drive to Boulder, be back in an hour. We'll have a big picnic.
I'll get their computer.
I'll let her go. I'll let you go.
I'll try and make it back to the RV.
I'm afraid not.
I'm filled with chagrin.
I'm going a whole 12 miles an hour.
I'm going in.
I'm going towards the oven door.
I'm gonna floss your rear.
I'm gonna have to sell my liver for cash.
I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway.
I'm hating this.
I'm here, Cassie. Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster.
I'm never gonna get married.
I'm no expert...
I'm not gonna spend my life...
I'm not joking.
I'm not so ill equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think.
I'm not speaking about conformity, I'm talking about "Isn't it great?"
I'm okay. Got my ferns.
I'm opening the ov...
I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well.
I've fought wild raccoons and won. I've been in the desert to a place...
I've got an ICBM coming.
I've seen pictures of you when you were my age. You were huge.
I've seen some amazing stuff.
If I can get this hose attached to this outlet...
If I tell my wife we're not going to Hawaii, bury me ass up.
If Pure Vibe takes Alpine national, I think we have a chance...
If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money.
If we don't find this house in two minutes...
If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage...
If you ever wanna really find out about yourself...
If you wanna merge Alpine and Pure Vibe...
In 1985, Pure Vibe soda completed a friendly takeover...
In fact, I hate you. Jerk.
In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids.
In prison he's getting help he needs.
In that spirit, we set forth.
In the dictionary, under "hootenanny," it says, "See: Them."
Is anyone gonna stop me?
Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.
Isn't that something? Wanna hear about the time...
It means a lot. We couldn't abandon it.
It occurs to me that you and I haven't had too many...
It was fun. But then something happened that was a lot more fun.
It'll be fun, let's go. Miles and smiles.
It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll only call us when they need money.
It's a beautiful evening. Let's sit outside and enjoy nature.
It's a Christmas miracle.
It's been kind of a wild journey getting here.
It's bigger, older. More complicated.
It's blocked. I'll flush the line.
It's fine. Let's just go to sleep.
It's getting old. Come on.
It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment, buddy.
It's got heated rims. Wish I had those.
It's got positraction, Dynaflow, control traction with me in control.
It's hard to forget this place.
It's just down the...
It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid.
It's like a big, ugly pet, really.
It's long enough, but:
It's not a national emergency.
It's part ATV, part SUV, and certified by the DMV.
It's the best work I've done, not to toot my own horn...
It's the Gornickes.
It's the too nice one.
Jamie, are you a stay at home mom?
Jamie!
Jamie!
Jamie.
Just a... Can you hear me now?
Just kidding.
Just move your Hawaii dates.
Keep it real.
Kids, come on. Get up there, go, go. Hurry up, get the... You know.
Kids, dinner's gonna be a little late because...
Kids, grab your paint guns.
Kids, leave him alone. He's not that good a driver.
Kids...
L 70? Lt'll take hours. Isn't there another way around Mount Watson?
Laird can write me a presentation. If I tell him to, he'll live in the office.
Laird.
Laird. You know what'd be great? You going to get me shrimp.
Landslide. We're diverting through l 70.
Larry wants you to come back tomorrow...
Larry. Laird.
Let her go, Todd.
Let me hook you up with Happy Max.
Let's move it, let's move it. Bob, gun it.
Let's pull it up two by two, look for help.
Let's see. Earl and Billy you met.
Let's see. We made $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad.
Let's start while we're in Hawaii.
License and registration, sir.
Listen, I have to admit something.
Listen, I have to get to that meeting, or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle.
Listen, I'll stay here. You go on.
Listen, I'm no expert in waste management...
Little help? Cassie?
Little Mommy's got a whole song and dance thing worked out.
Majority want the merger, it's a done deal.
Make a U turn at the next legal opportunity.
Make a U turn at the next legal opportunity.
Make it so, Number One.
Malling it, like we all can. Boys to mensch.
Maybe now is the time to confess to you that...
Mom wants to know when you're cooking dinner.
Mom, he's suffering.
Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road.
Mom!
Money aside, how'd Walter Frederick Morrison feel...
Moon, though, she skipped two grades.
Mount Watson in Colorado.
Mount Watson, Colorado.
Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon...
Munros!
Munros!
Munros. It's the Gornickes.
My bad.
My dad was so moved by it he said:
My dad: "Why don't you blow it out your big, saggy rear end, Ellen."
My Laird didn't like it very much.
My mom, always supportive: "And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?"
My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon.
Named after Karl Marx...
Needed a little fresh air.
Needed a...
Next day, we were married in Juarez.
Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest.
Nine months later... out popped Earl.
No crying, that's cheating.
No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls.
No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it...
No, don't touch him. Don't shake his hand.
No, honey. No, don't come down here.
No, I don't wanna spoil it for you guys.
No, I don't. L... No.
No, I was too busy thinking of all the ways we're gonna have fun.
No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be.
No, it's dark out there. Besides, those raccoons could be waiting.
No, it's... Stocks.
No, since when you first brought home the RV.
No, that's not soon enough. Tomorrow will be great.
No, we just want you to know we're going national.
No, you didn't.
No, you folks don't need to have a parade. I don't want to impose.
No, you just gotta hold it up in the air like this:
No, you won't, because I'll cook every night, every meal.
No!
No.
Not "The TiVo in my room is not working" hard.
Not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu...
Not me. I embrace every challenge.
Not only can you come, you can dump the sewage.
Not really.
Nothing? Not a word?
Nothing.
Now what do we do?
Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol.
Officer, good day. I know what you're gonna say: "Where are your chains?"
Officer, I know she may look unsafe, but she's tough.
Officer? Excuse me. What's going on?
Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living.
Oh, Bob just came in. Let me call you back. My sister.
Oh, come on. You've always wanted to camp, right?
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, dude, that is nasty.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, great, you're up. Will you make the coffee?
Oh, hand to hand.
Oh, hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart.
Oh, I gotta go.
Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test.
Oh, I know the feeling.
Oh, like some sort of vocational training?
Oh, man. He didn't even open it up all the way.
Oh, Munro!
Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, of course. I believe you folks have a presentation for us.
Oh, okay.
Oh, really?
Oh, sweet.
Oh, thanks. What are you doing up?
Oh, that's right. Dad fed it to the raccoons.
Oh, the famous RV trip. Oh, can we see the pictures again?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there's Laird.
Oh, they're gonna love this.
Oh, Trav, honey, pull over. Let's pull over.
Oh, we can't. Dad tore it off back in Nevada.
Oh, we're on that road On a big, steaming load
Oh, yeah, who's a good girl?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Well, my bad.
Okay, Archimedes.
Okay, okay, do what you have to do.
Okay, well, how long? Because we're starving.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I'm okay.
Open it up, Joe Joe.
Or like this.
Other than money, why should we change from a local...
Piece of cake.
Pimp my Mercedes, call me back...
Plus, I represent Lovely Lily Beauty Products.
Plus, last year you guys outsourced for cheaper labor to other countries...
Pull ahead. We'll put one across their bow.
Pull over! We've got your stuff!
Pull over. We have your computer.
Really good. Good.
Really? Hooking?
Really.
Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing.
Remember, congratulate Todd on the Alpine soda merger...
Respect.
Right before he hit the ground, from out of nowhere...
Run, critters.
Sausages.
Sausages.
Sausages.
Saved his life. Plus, we needed the mattress.
Say, Dad, this is interesting.
See, I achieved maturity very early.
See, I went to Stanford.
See? That's why you should study.
She didn't know Gretchen was gonna do that.
She didn't know her friend was gonna throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss.
She doesn't want me to be charming. She finds it creepy.
She got him.
She knows it as "the one next to the one with the fountain."
She likes to be rode hard and put away wet.
She was named after Warren Moon.
She won't be so sharp for her big meeting tomorrow.
She's accurate to within 10 feet.
Should we cut this short and go back?
Showing up at the last possible minute.
Signal. No, no. Yeah.
So because you told them we were early risers...
So Billy was blown right out of that tree.
So I brought her.
So I want you to write that presentation...
So I'll see you there. Here.
So where are you guys from?
So you can get good grades and go to a big party school.
So you folks wanna join us for breakfast?
So you got a boyfriend?
So you just wander around the campground.
So, fellas, we'll have a little nosh and we'll hear your presentation.
So...
Sometimes if you wanna succeed, you have to do what they tell you.
Sorry, is this just gonna be about money?
Sorry. False alarm.
Spent two days in the lake. Had to fish her out.
Squeeze them cheeks Tighten them buns
Stanford.
Still bleeding a little bit.
Still no sign.
Stop!
Suck on this, Rocky.
Sure, I'd love to clean somebody else's crap out of the RV...
Sure, only the RV's rolling away.
Sweetheart, you'll never guess what happened yesterday.
Table for four. No smoking.
Thank you, I had a very nice time.
Thank you, Lola.
Thank you, Todd. What a lovely compliment.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That could happen here. You have a terrific product.
That one right there.
That there's the wrong hose. It's that there one.
That was easy.
That was me. Cassie's dad helped, he's head of Corporate Relations...
That's a good point.
That's a hardcore 'hood.
That's a nice laptop.
That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while.
That's right, and they leave the day after we get back.
That's right. It's all organs.
That's the Y. Oh, I see.
That's why they didn't come to breakfast.
The Alpine merger.
The Big Rolling Turd.
The Big Turd.
The family travels around and drinks nothing but Pure Vibe soda...
The fat of our youth is on your hands. Wallow in it.
The Gornickes.
The hike was so intense...
The hotel in Hawaii has a weight room.
The kids are booked the rest of the summer.
The ones that are close enough to hear you yelling, darling.
The place I'm taking you is special, and not like Uncle Mike.
The RV's rolling away.
The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy.
Then afterwards, we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail.
Then pass him.
Then you admit you're the problem.
Then you become associates in the marriage business:
There they are, old Bob Bobcat.
There we go. That'll work.
There you go. Little bit higher. There you go.
There's an elegant touch.
There's more than one!
There's movement. She... She's moving.
There's the problem, sewage tank is overflowing.
These are great.
They are early risers.
They're for the winter, not July.
They're just honest, good people, and it's an honor to have them as friends.
They're not the ones covered in fecal matter.
They've got guns!
This guy is a disgruntled employee.
This has been great. A lot of fun.
This is about work.
This is kind of our family theme song.
This is my friend, Gretchen.
This is the big one, Bobcat.
This is the worst I've ever been treated.
This is what he came up with to punish me for Gretchen.
This my man, C. He's small, but ferocious.
This way, we can spend time with them.
To true love.
Todd loves you. You're indispensable.
Todd, I quit.
Tomorrow we go to the lake.
Travis Gornicke.
Travis has never been one to mind his own business.
Travis!
Travis...
Trust me, it's not better.
Turn it off!
Twenty feet.
Two potato.
Until you don't remember what brought you together in the first place.
Up to six hours.
Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody move.
Wait a minute.
Wait till you see this. It's called a "pop out."
We all are, Dad.
We are gonna get this fixed up for you, buddy.
We could all live in the Big Rolling Turd.
We got him. We're just ahead of you.
We got the George Foreman smokeless grill.
We gotta go.
We had a little bit of a mishap at the lake.
We had one before you were born, in the dining room...
We had that little mishap, you know, when Mom distracted me...
We have to hang together, stay strong.
We need a new plan.
We need gas.
We pulled in the second it started rolling away.
We want you to join us at Alpine Beverages.
We watch TV in four separate rooms...
We were gonna take naps. Hotel room, afternoon...
We'd have breakfast, but we're early risers.
We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help. Okay, everybody, come on.
We'll enter father son extreme fighting competitions.
We'll go to where you dump the sewage...
We'll spend every minute together, just like the Gornickes.
We'll talk about it tonight on the plane.
We're a little late.
We're not campers. We don't camp.
We're where NASA faked the moon landing.
We've also got...
Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark...
Welcome to the Gornicke bus.
Welcome to the RoadMate 700.
Well, congratulations on Alpine soda.
Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl go to school?
Well, I see snow.
Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes...
Well, it seems just like yesterday.
Well, it was you, but it was mostly us.
Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong.
Well, now you lost it.
Well, see you.
Well, sir, this is no ordinary RV.
Well, thanks.
Well, thanks.
Well, then let's change things.
Well, this is my wife, Jamie.
Well, we do know where they're headed.
Well, why don't we just get underneath the umbrella?
Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up...
What a shame. If we had their address, we could just ship it to them.
What about that bar we passed on the way up here?
What did you say?
What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
What happened to you?
What you think about me is the most important thing in the world.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's all this?
What's up?
What's your hurry? Why don't you stay and bask in my gratitude?
When he was 16, he had a 9 inch summer.
Where did you learn to drive like that?
Where do you hang your hat, as it were.
Which friend is this, the nice one?
Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle?
Who loves his big lug?
Who was that maniac?
Who's there?
Why are these kids here?
Why are you with the Partridge Family?
Why don't we huddle under the awning?
Why don't you come on over? Tuesday's meatloaf.
Why don't you explain it to her. And Carl too.
Why don't you trade that thing in on top of your neck for a face.
Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Will you move this son of a bi...
Wine or martini?
Wipe your feet.
Wow, so you're, like, personally responsible...
Wow, so...
Wow, that's fantastic. That was...
Wow, where are you?
Wow, you turned into quite the young lady.
Y coupling?
Y'all seen the infomercials for our musical car horns?
Yeah, but after my last little shower of sadness...
Yeah, here's the thing.
Yeah, I decided to go with Laird's presentation.
Yeah, I don't really mind. It's the only time I have alone.
Yeah, I guess, but...
Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath...
Yeah, I think you've got a little problem with your vehicle.
Yeah, let's postpone that handshake...
Yeah, see, I had a feeling you was having troubles.
Yeah, that'll do the trick.
Yeah, there it is. That does the trick.
Yeah, there's more where that came from, you little bandits.
Yeah, trust us.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. All we need is a banjo.
Yeah. Other than money?
Yeah. Poor Dad.
Yes, I do.
Yes. Big travel day tomorrow.
Yes. You know, thank you so much for the invitation.
Yo, dog.
Yo, homeslice, can you chill on the def jam?
You a folk singer?
You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me.
You and I will go out right now and take a shower.
You are 31 hours from your destination.
You are not on any marked road.
You are so disgusting.
You better, man. Don't make me call my lawyer, because I'll audit.
You big lug, I love you!
You brought us out here because it was close to a meeting?
You can come up now.
You can do it.
You didn't exactly catch the Munros at their best.
You don't wanna have a nose bleed in a presentation.
You got him. Thanks, Sam.
You got it.
You gotta cancel Hawaii.
You guys go on in, get that table. We'll be right there.
You guys have all just got to see the circus before it leaves.
You guys want to see a movie? But where?
You guys, he's just joking around.
You have a place to park your bike.
You here that? No meat. Thank you. That's lovely.
You hideous...
You hit a grand slam on this, it's big raise, promotion, bonus...
You just really seem to get us, like a harmonic convergence.
You know we have one of those.
You know what I mean?
You know what it's like to be 50, people are digging a hole...
You know what, I'm gonna work on you the whole day tomorrow.
You know what's scary is that this is rush hour.
You know, aside from the stink, I don't see why not.
You know, if you wore clothes that fit...
You know, seeing you drive this thing is really turning me on.
You know, we should go over... Laird.
You know, we'd love to join you for breakfast.
You know, whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said.
You look horrible. Let's go.
You love it more than ever.
You mean more to me than just a paycheck.
You need another hose.
You need to spend time with them.
You say something, Frodo?
You start off happy and stupid.
You sure this is gonna work?
You sure this will hold?
You tell your mother when I'm good and ready, that's when.
You think that if you told me you were in trouble...
You used to know all her friends.
You wait here by the lake, enjoy the view.
You win. I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy?
You'll be able to get all that stuff, like the ski boat, a $4000 bike...
You'll be bigger than a woman in bicycle shorts at Disneyland.
You're a sweet woman, Mary Jo. It's what I love about you.
You're boiling my vibe.
You're clean enough to use your own shower, Bob.
You're determined to have a bad time, aren't you?
You're fired.
You're gonna do all the cooking, give me massages.
You're gonna set that off in the RV?
You're not gonna see them for the rest of the summer.
You've got the chutzpah.
Your stocks are gonna split. You're gonna have money...
Yup. This one really snuck up and bit me right on the seat meat.
"I'm coming to get you." No.
"Screw Hawaii" honest? Oh, I see.
"The Tickle Monster." No.
A soul. No, you're good in a meeting.
Alaska. Alaska.
All right. You'll have to push the wheelchair.
And you refuse to go that way. Because it's a stupid way.
Bagels and deer testicles? Oh, yeah, she's funny, just like you.
Bases loaded. Got it.
Bathroom. Little lady...
Behind the wheel of that bus. Really?
Better than Hawaii? Yeah, better than Hawaii.
Bingo. So you lied to me...
Bob said you'd do it. Yeah.
Bob! Mom, what are you doing?
Bob? It's a bad idea.
Bob? Yeah?
Bob. Hi, Bob.
Bob. Todd.
Bob. Todd.
Both, with a Prozac back. Okay.
But hang around, tell a few jokes. You got it.
Carl. My hero.
Carl. Come with me. I'm good.
Carl's got camp... Yeah.
Cassie. There he is.
Chains. Four wheel drive. Thanks.
Choose. Baby, please.
Climb aboard. Hello there.
Come on, boy. Bob.
Come on, it'll be fun. Fun.
Come on! It's in gear, but it's not moving.
Come on. Bob.
Come on. Gentlemen.
Come on. Come on, let's go. It's 5:30.
Cute dog. Oh, yeah. She's a sweetie.
Dad, you forgot something. Baby...
Dad! Turn right.
Dad! What?
Dad. Cassie'll be in college.
Dad. Yeah?
Daddy? Yeah, baby?
Daddy? Yeah, baby.
Did you talk to Cassie? Yeah, I tried.
Ditto. Why can't they have dinner with us?
Does anybody have a vomit bag? Are you sick?
Don't call... Yo, my man... Easy.
Fella here's trying to hook up a hose. Maybe get on the loudspeaker.
For one thing, we like to shower. Well, it's got a shower.
From your destination.
Full timer, U.S.A. Really?
Funny. I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max.
Garry. Larry.
Go get him, boy. Bob.
Go straight. No, Lola says take a right.
God, what? Nothing. My bad.
Gonna be a while, mister? Oh, well, that depends.
Good news. I'm adopted?
Good night, sweetie. Night, Mommy.
Good one. Okay, hey.
Gretchen. I probably wouldn't put it that way.
Hawaii's gonna be great. Yeah.
He hasn't got one. He's got a Y coupling right there.
Hello? Bob? Bob orino? Bobcat?
Hello. Before you hang up on me again...
Hello. Bob.
Here I go. Thank you, darling. Thank you.
Here we are. Hope we're not late. No!
Hey, Bob. Travis.
Hey, Dad. Son.
Hey, guess what. What?
Hey, Todd. Did you get the proposal? Not bad.
Hi, Gretch. Hi.
Hi, I'm Earl. And I'm not.
Hi, Mr. Munro. Hi, Billy. I'm just...
Honey, honey. What?
Honey, how's it going? Great, baby.
Honey? Trust me, okay?
Honey. Okay.
Hope we see you again. How about breakfast tomorrow?
How about that? Okay. Sounds good.
How am I gonna get to the meeting? What meeting?
How are we gonna do that in an RV? I'll drive slowly.
How cool is that? Macarena cool.
How did you? It's a miracle.
How old are you? Fifteen and a half. I jumped a grade.
How you doing, buddy? Sir.
I call her "Lola." Make a right in 100 feet.
I don't just mean... I understand a metaphor, Bob.
I don't know... Go. It's a beautiful hike.
I get it. What?
I got it last night off the Internet. Oh, that was really thoughtful.
I guess not. What's the plan?
I love you, you big... I know, l...
I mean, I don't want to look freakish. No.
I think love... I was talking about money.
I was gonna get a massage. I'll give you a massage.
I was just telling him... When did he see you?
I'd love to go to Yellowstone. Yeah, Dad. Can we?
I'll do it. I'm there. Great. You're spitting on me.
I'll get some music. Oh, no, please.
I'll tell her. Tell her I'm good and ready.
I'm sorry. Sorry?
I've got you here, darling. Here you go.
Irv. Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer...
Irv. Not "Saul."
Is she still up? Yeah.
It is funny. Well, it's a classic.
It's an RV. And why is it in front of our house?
It's good, huh? It was amazing.
It's got the coupling. Right.
Jamie. Why are you laying on the ground?
Jerk. I heard that.
Just fantastic to have met you both. Same here.
Just get rid of it. Just me?
Ladies first. Oh, boy, that's working it.
Laird. Hi, Laird.
Larry Moiphine. Garry Moiphine.
Let's go, bring it. Come on. Yo, my mobile homeboys.
Let's go, let's go. Bob? Yeah, baby.
Let's really go. No what?
Lf you consider getting there stupid. Why don't you use the navigation?
Like father, like son. Hey.
Look, can I offer you a... No, Bob, wouldn't think of it.
Look, over there. Go, Daddy, go.
Love to. Thank you.
Mary Jo, our company's here. What company?
Mary Jo's a trained cosmetologist. Lf you're still here tomorrow...
Maybe he smells nice. Lick his face?
Morning. Good morning, Mr. Munro.
No one said you were ill equipped. You know it, baby.
No, I don't think we have. No.
No, it doesn't float. Colorado. What happened to Hawaii?
No, not really. Why don't you get that skin peel?
No. Boulder, Colorado, Friday.
No. I'll do it.
No. No?
Of course you were. Then here we are.
Oh, Cassie Munro. Little Cassie?
Oh, friendly folks. Yeah, they're nice people.
Oh, hi. What is that?
Oh, like that there. There you go.
Oh, nice work, son. Thank you, boys.
Oh, no! Dad, let it go!
Oh, right, Mr. Stupid Germ Phobia. Yeah.
Oh, that would be good, honey. No.
Oh, that's wonderful. Come on, Moon, come on.
Oh, the RV trip. RV trip?
Oh, tree. Yeah, it's all right.
Oh, yeah. Line up the way we practiced.
Okay, wait, oh. There we go.
Okay. Kids, move.
Okay. Let her rip.
Okay. All right. Thanks.
One potato. Alrighty.
Please, try the office again. No, he's an idiot.
Pretend to talk to me. Oh, yeah.
Raccoon in the oven! Oh, please. No.
Really? After yesterday...
Really? Yeah.
Right here, you want one? Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Scottsdale. Scottsdale, in the 'Zona.
See? No worries. Yup.
Since yesterday? One brother got seller's remorse.
So that's the young hotshot? Yeah.
So you just used us? You wouldn't understand, missy.
Somebody's ripe. Welcome to my world.
Tammy's not here yet. Our assistant. So we'll eat slow.
Teabag. Hi, Todd.
Thank you for taking us on this trip. Kinko that.
Thanks, Saul. Irv.
That just sounds fantastic. Oh, yeah.
That sure didn't work. No.
That time, yeah. This has nothing to do...
That's my couch. Move. Make me.
The buzzing is not me. Bob.
The Gornickes. I'll flag them down. Cassie!
The hell are you driving? Cadillac of RVs, Todd.
The wheel! This stupid pop out thing.
There ain't no meat in it. Oh, no meat?
There it is. Okay, honey...
There you go, little lady. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat meat.
There you go. Okay.
There's my girl. Dad, can we please go?
This seat's better, anyway. Whatever.
Todd? No.
Todd. Little dramatic, don't you think, Bob?
Turn right. Choose.
Wait till you get married. Thank you.
Wait. Carl, you'll be too big soon.
Watch this. Wait for it.
We don't have chains. Don't need them.
We got some leftover sausages. Bring them.
We got two on two, right? Why don't you find...
We need a hose spreader. Who's got one?
We owe you one. We've been chasing you all morning.
We... Ate.
We'll have all the ham to ourselves. I'll have to cook.
We're dirt poor. Sell the house.
We're ditching them? Absolutely.
We're hungry. All right!
We're neighbors. Mom wants to know...
We're okay. Honey.
We're taking it on vacation. To Hawaii?
Well, another time, then. Yeah, try to keep me away.
Well, Bob said we were invited. Yeah.
Well, good luck. With you.
Well, hi. Hi.
Well, just picture me hugging you. Thanks.
Well, mall traffic. Go straight. Fifty feet.
Well, us too. Six a.m. Work for you? We'll be long gone by then.
What are you doing on the bus? Because I was chasing you.
What are you listening to? Nothing.
What for? He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks.
What is that? It's a stink bomb.
What is this? It's a list of places...
What? It's a small oven...
What? We don't need him.
What's that? RoadMate 700.
What's the dealie? Guy needs to attach a hose.
What's tripping in the wood? This termite belong to you?
What's up? Trying to attach a hose.
When were you using a laptop? At work, all the time.
Where are they? She just left.
Where y'all headed? Away.
Where? In the woods.
Where? RV camps.
Where's my presentation? Presentation?
Where's your husband? Don't ask.
Who cares what Laird thinks. I do. He's young, Bob.
Why not? Why...? Why not?
Why? We hit a snag in the Alpine merger.
Yeah, actually, I'm engaged. Unlikely.
Yeah, but she said take a right. Well, I'm telling you to go straight.
Yeah, Dad, pizza. And a roof.
Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning. Thursday?
Yeah? Teeny tiny wrinkle dinkle.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. So no Hawaii.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, he'll take it. She's a tough negotiator.
Yes. When there's not a sale.
Yes. Laird. Good luck.
You are 30 hours and 59 minutes... Turn her off.
You are not on any marked road. Shut up!
You have to go to Boulder. Agreed.
You okay, Dad? Oh, yeah.
You sure got a nice one. What?
You want Elaine? Better than nothing.
You were funny and charming. Well, she's 15.
You were shaving already. Yeah, well, that's my point.
You weren't really sick. Not really.
You won't. We'll go tomorrow. No.
You... Bob!
You'd hear I Love Lucy coming out of every house, on every block.
You're busy a lot. Yeah, but not too busy to notice...
You're getting warmer. The Alpine soda merger.
You're offering me a job? Yeah.
You're welcome. No problem, Mr. Munro.
...7 th Heaven kind of dialogues in the last year.
...about that neat laptop you were using.
...Alpine Soda. If you turn to chart number one...
...America falls in love with something together.
...an estimated $91 million.
...an under 2 foot league.
...and charmingly amusing description, Saul...
...and I need you at the meeting to put this thing over.
...and I personally push Laird down a flight of stairs.
...and I'm having to do the potatoes with a hair dryer set on "high."
...and now she's more wide awake than I am.
...and part of you is in it, and you're proud of it.
...and pitch the whole company, all the employees.
...and we IM each other when dinner's ready.
...and we'll dump the dump. Come on, let's all go.
...and Westwood, you know.
...and you're trying to raise it. You didn't know what you were doing...
...and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it?
...are a recipe for disaster." Didn't you read this?
...as the one Pure Vibe is offering...
...as we were. Because we could be chilling in our crib.
...because in this heat, it doesn't keep.
...because you refused to use the bathroom on the RV that you rented.
...before we head to L.A. Yeah. Good idea.
...between here and Colorado that sell organic health food.
...bouncing down the highway?
...but how do you? Make a living? Various ways.
...but I am el presidente.
...but it's your parking gear interlock and your emergency brake.
...but Jamie would love to hear it.
...but then you get a job, invite people for dinner...
...but you pretended like you did.
...comes this queen size Simmons mattress...
...don't interrupt daddy's new bosses. Sure, but the RV's rolling away.
...every time he walked by a park and he'd see people...
...family oriented business to become subsidiary to a national brand?
...for destroying the health of millions of children.
...from the very beginning. Since we were first married?
...go ahead, because, you know...
...going door to door, selling musical car horns.
...has one of the worst environmental records in the industry.
...he'll damage you. You gonna walk away, maybe limp.
...he'll quack like a duck. Larry's nervous.
...he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face...
...hurry up, go get your friend.
...I figured I gotta fire you to maintain some respect around here.
...I just came down that mountain, and next time I'll use a road.
...I looked up and I said, "Who is that lovely?"
...I promise you, you're making the worst decision of your entire life.
...I still need you. Bless you, Todd.
...I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
...if you couldn't spread the hose?
...in a field with a road flare. Dad.
...instead of being in Hawaii.
...it doesn't melt. It's glacial.
...it's rolling backwards with no one in it.
...Jesus saved us from a tornado? It's great.
...l'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage.
...l'll be right out of here.
...l'm going to give you a complete, free total makeover.
...life is hard.
...lock the door naps. Oh, the good naps.
...maybe even a Barcalounger...
...meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married.
...of Mr. Twinkle Iced Tea. Today, Mr. Twinkle is worth...
...of whether you wanna merge your family with the Pure Vibe family.
...on a warm Monday night... Thanks, Laird.
...or I have to pay for a full day.
...put you on hold. You know what I'm saying?
...put your family in an RV and drive.
...said we damaged the parking gear interlock and the emergency brake.
...see if our teeth fall out?
...shish kebob. Oh, that's good.
...slides right under him and cushions his fall.
...so I can take you folks where you need to be.
...socialist, some would say the father of modern communism.
...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult.
...taking care of business when Carl interrupted...
...tell him the house looks great, work in his outfit.
...that massages your ass and blows smoke at the same time.
...that you are sensitive about your size.
...the Big Rolling Turd to the electricity for that?
...then I must be a failure as a wife.
...there was a few parts where I had to carry my mom and sister.
...they're fine. They're not just fine, they're brilliant.
...this is a nice company you have here. It's your baby.
...throwing a Frisbee and the dog doing all the work?
...till we get you cleaned up. Yeah.
...to avoid the Gornickes... Right.
...to bury your career... Bob.
...to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level...
...to let America fall in love with something again.
...we had to get up at 5:30...
...we have to put two big blocks under the rear wheel.
...we need to talk.
...we were pulling out of the driveway?
...where it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.
...which we managed not to do anyway...
...with you wanting to be with your family.
...with your big, brawny man?
...you care about it just as much, because you nurtured it...
...you guys are smart.
...you have a family... Life used to be fun.
...you might still have a shot tonight. Use a mallet if you have to.
...you won't know what to do with. And your company's gonna grow.
...you wouldn't look like a 10 year old. It's how I roll.
...your dad's not the master of all things.
"Cassie."
"Dad, don't. The raccoon might have rabies"?
"Did the plumber come?" "Take Carl to soccer."
"I'll pick up your dad from the doctor's office."
"I'm coming."
"I'm gonna tickle you."
"Oh, dear."
"Once in every nighttime, someone comes around."
"That's right, Sylvester Stallone is the Tickle Monster."
"There's someone that makes sleeping difficult."
"Unsecured items in an unlatched cabinet...
"What?" "I'm gonna tickle you!"
"What?" "I'm gonna tickle you."
"You know, a snack stand up here would do tremendous."