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A brilliant man.
Ah, and I was really beginning to like you.
Ah, crap.
Ah, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Ah.
All right, bitches.
All right, let's do it.
All right, nerd.
And who are you supposed to be?
And.
Are you out of your mind?
As long as you pay.
Bitch.
Blah blah blah.
Booya.
Booya.
But.
Call me Hopkins, Jimmy Hopkins.
Can never have too much sugar.
Can you tell me where Ernest is?
Can you tell me where the library is?
Chocolate.
Come on baby, don't be so serious.
Come on, baby, you know you want to.
Come on, baby.
Come on, girl, relax.
Come on, sugar rush.
Come on.
Come over here.
Daddy's here for some fun.
Damn it, I need some candy now.
Damn nerd.
Damn, I'm tired.
Definitely.
Do you believe the crap you say?
Do you have any sweatshop produced cheap trinkets?
Do you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Don't do that.
Don't flatter yourself, honey.
Don't play hard to get.
Don't pretend you got standards.
Don't whine. It doesn't hurt.
Dumb ass.
Edna sent me here to pick up a razor.
Finally, you're doing something.
Finally.
Gary, you little bitch.
Gary.
Get a job, loser.
God, you are annoying.
Good to know.
Got any more deliveries?
Got some work for me.
Great beating fat bastard.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Classic.
Hahaha.
Hey baby, come over here.
Hey got some work for me.
Hey, Gary.
Hey, losers.
Hey, nerd.
Hey, sweet cheeks.
Hey, you want a boyfriend?
Hey, you're like, um, cute.
How about no?
How are you, honey?
How do you keep this up?
How you doing?
Huh.
Huh. I don't feel so good.
I am so bored right now.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
I didn't mean it, honey.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't have time for this nonsense.
I don't know.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as sucky as you.
I don't think you know what kindness means.
I feel kind of sick.
I got a favor to ask.
I got something for you.
I got something to show you.
I gotta hit this.
I guess so.
I guess.
I hate this place.
I heard you.
I heard you're pretty easy.
I hope so.
I hope this was all worth it, Gary. No regrets.
I hope you don't think this is creepy.
I like to take it slow.
I look like an idiot, but I'm a nice guy, trust me.
I must have misunderstood something, sorry.
I need a bike.
I need a large amount of paint.
I need some candy now.
I never would have guessed.
I probably don't have a chance, but I really like you.
I really don't think so.
I should work for an insurance company.
I think I might be getting a cold. I feel kind of sick.
I think I'm in love.
I think you should kiss me.
I thought you put out to everyone.
I told you I was the daddy.
I trust you remember who you're working for, Darby.
I understand you need help.
I wanna be my girlfriend.
I want something really tasteless in plastic.
I want to kiss you.
I was just kidding, baby.
I'll be back.
I'll make sure to tell her that.
I'm back.
I'm getting sort of dizzy here.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm here to beat you up and evict you.
I'm here to pick up some meat for Edna.
I'm Jimmy Hopkins.
I'm not interested anyways.
I'm out of your league anyways.
I'm probably gonna need some help getting in. Meet me by the gate and bring more eggs.
I'm sure.
I'm the daddy.
I'm your type.
I've been messing around for sure, but I'm quite good at it.
I've been telling everyone you're my girlfriend.
I've been waiting for this.
I've been wanting to do this for a while.
I've got some nice pictures for you.
If I were you, I'd make out with me.
Is that it?
Isn't there a law against slave labor?
It's all about the money.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Jimmy Hopkins.
Just give me the money.
Just pulling your leg, babe.
Just you and me.
Keep talking, it won't help you.
Kick your ass, that's why.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy Hopkins.
Like you can do any better.
Lola.
Looking for something to clean my nose with.
Loser.
Man, this place sure is crap.
Mind if I join you?
Mind telling me where your fearless leader is?
Miss.
Money.
My ears are from all your yelling.
My head still hurts.
My name is Hopkins.
My name is Jimmy and I'm gonna beat you.
Nasty. I like it.
No problem.
No thanks.
No way, buddy.
No, no, no.
No, thank you.
No.
No.
No.
None of your business.
Not gonna happen.
Not so loud.
Nowhere to run, now a Gary.
Of course, Gary.
Ohh I feel a little sick.
Ohh man that stinks.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, am I hurting your feelings?
Ohh, aren't you a stuck up little Princess?
Ohh, I'll live.
Ohh, that stings.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
Ouch.
Please make out with me. I promise I won't tell.
Please tell me more.
See ya.
See you around.
See you later.
Shut up and get out of here.
Shut up, Gary.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your trap.
So do you like stuff?
So I wanna be my girlfriend.
So, uh, your place or mine?
So, um, you're a girl, huh?
So.
Son of a.
Stop that.
Stupid.
Sure, Gary.
Thanks.
That guy is seriously unhinged.
That sucks.
That wasn't very nice. Johnny's not nice at all.
That's gross.
That's just stupid.
That's my mom.
That's not funny.
That's not what I read on the bathroom wall.
That's not what you said last night.
The guy who's gonna kick your ass.
The name's Jimmy Hopkins.
The usual fee.
Then I guess I better come over there.
There's a lot of rules here.
They need to know where Ernest is.
Things are getting blurry.
This is getting annoying.
This is pretty disgusting.
This sounds like it's gonna be good.
Trump.
Um, uh.
We'll see about that.
Well, hello there.
Well, here I am again.
What a pompous ass.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
What happened?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you talking about?
What's going on?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's the matter? Can't you take a joke?
What's your problem?
What's your son?
Whatever, man. You're gonna get hurt.
Whatever.
Where am I supposed to get Chocola?
Where is he?
Where's John?
Where's the library?
Who do you think you are?
Who you gonna call?
Whoa, I'm kind of feeling dizzy.
Whoa, I'm tired.
Whoa.
Why do you have to be such a jerk?
Why don't you get to it then you ohf?
Why don't you look for some dinner while you're at?
Why is the store closed?
Why would I care?
Why?
Will you please hang out with me?
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Wow, you're like, really pretty.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Yeah, whatever. I'll get you.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ohh.
Yes.
Yo, Mama.
You ain't such a tough guy.
You better tell me where Ernest is.
You can't afford to turn me down.
You disgust me.
You gonna cry now?
You got anything that's not junk?
You got some free time, baby.
You have nice lips.
You hungry?
You know you love it.
You know you want to kiss me, baby.
You little bitch.
You make me laugh.
You may if you pay me.
You mean unlike you, you pompous jerk.
You moron.
You need your mommy to hold your hand.
You paying attention?
You probably got mono anyways.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You shouldn't have done that.
You suck big time.
You suck.
You think I'm scared of you, tough guy?
You think you're tough, huh?
You wanna make out?
You want a boyfriend?
You'll get yours. You just wait.
You're a girl, huh?
You're a model, right?
You're a pretty wanna hang out?
You're an idiot, Gary.
You're gonna get hurt.
You're gonna regret that.
You're incredible.
You're just asking for it.
You're just saying that.
You're just trash.
You're making me angry.
You're messing with the wrong guy.
You're missing out.
You're pathetic.
You're pretty high maintenance, aren't you?
You're really beginning to piss me off.
You're ridiculous.
You're so full of yourself.
You're so interesting and we have so much in common.
You're so lame.
You're starting to scare me now.
You're very special.
Your place or mine?
1st I'm gonna take out your bitches, then I'm coming straight for you.
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