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Ah.
Ah.
Almost.
Almost.
And it was with proud grace that I strutted out onto the stage on my first day.
And it was with proud grace that I strutted out onto the stage on my first day.
Caleb.
Caleb.
Can I help you with something?
Can I help you with something?
Come closer.
Come closer.
Cruel, cruel Natas door Bay.
Cruel, cruel Natas door Bay.
Death the only cure I know for being stupid.
Death the only cure I know for being stupid.
Do you understand how much damage you're doing?
Do you understand how much damage you're doing?
Eggs you.
Eggs you.
Excuse me, but who took the last marshmallow?
Excuse me, but who took the last marshmallow?
Flesh is such a fragile thing.
Flesh is such a fragile thing.
Get ready for something unexpected.
Get ready for something unexpected.
Give my regards to oblivion.
Give my regards to oblivion.
Grunting 2
Grunting 2
Grunting 4
Grunting 4
Have you any bananas by chance?
Have you any bananas by chance?
Having a bad day.
Having a bad day.
Hello there.
Hello there.
Him, yes. Well, I remember that.
Him, yes. Well, I remember that.
Hmm fudge.
Hmm fudge.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How, how, how, how how?
How, how, how, how how?
How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how.
How, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how.
I am no longer amused.
I am no longer amused.
I feel quite cheated.
I feel quite cheated.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I guess we just had a disagreement.
I guess we just had a disagreement.
I have a secret.
I have a secret.
I hope I made myself painfully clear.
I hope I made myself painfully clear.
I love the taste of blood in the morning.
I love the taste of blood in the morning.
I must say I feel quite cheated.
I must say I feel quite cheated.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I was JoJo.
I was JoJo.
I will cleanse everything.
I will cleanse everything.
I will not suffer your insolence much longer.
I will not suffer your insolence much longer.
I wonder if I'll ever miss the smell of my own dung mingled with hay.
I wonder if I'll ever miss the smell of my own dung mingled with hay.
I wonder if I'll ever miss the smell of my own dung.
I wonder if I'll ever miss the smell of my own dung.
Infuse schomerus look immundus
Infuse schomerus look immundus
JoJo he is master.
JoJo he is master.
JoJo hears and obeys master.
JoJo hears and obeys master.
JoJo, the idiot circus boy.
JoJo, the idiot circus boy.
Know this.
Know this.
No power.
No power.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Nothing lasts forever.
Nothing lasts forever.
Oh hello there.
Oh hello there.
Oh yes, yes.
Oh yes, yes.
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Ohh I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Ohhh.
Ohhh.
Screaming 11
Screaming 11
Screaming 4
Screaming 4
Screaming 6
Screaming 6
So for a time I became JoJo.
So for a time I became JoJo.
Sooner or later you'll have to face that.
Sooner or later you'll have to face that.
That's not what I mean.
That's not what I mean.
The chosen.
The chosen.
The previous JoJo passed on the revered mantle of Joe Jonas to me.
The previous JoJo passed on the revered mantle of Joe Jonas to me.
Then bastard little dirt throwers like yourself taught me what it really was to be a freak.
Then bastard little dirt throwers like yourself taught me what it really was to be a freak.
There is most definitely no love in this tunnel.
There is most definitely no love in this tunnel.
This is a surprising development.
This is a surprising development.
Uhh
Uhh
Unemployment did not cover evil cultists in those days, and the only place an out of work tattooed man could find work was the circus.
Unemployment did not cover evil cultists in those days, and the only place an out of work tattooed man could find work was the circus.
We are here for you whether you like it or not.
We are here for you whether you like it or not.
We are the chosen.
We are the chosen.
We still have half a bag of marshmallows to go through, at any rate.
We still have half a bag of marshmallows to go through, at any rate.
Well, I suppose it is my turn, yes?
Well, I suppose it is my turn, yes?
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who took the last marshmallow?
Who took the last marshmallow?
Whoa, whoa what?
Whoa, whoa what?
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why must I suffer these addle minded morons?
Why must I suffer these addle minded morons?
Would you please pass the weenies?
Would you please pass the weenies?
Would you please pass the weenies?
Would you please pass the weenies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes yes, very amusing.
Yes yes, very amusing.
Yes.
Yes.
You 2 have heard of JoJo the idiot circus boy.
You 2 have heard of JoJo the idiot circus boy.
You amuse me.
You amuse me.
You are about to enter a world of pain.
You are about to enter a world of pain.
You are beginning to try my patience.
You are beginning to try my patience.
You are the one that binds.
You are the one that binds.
You just ran out of tomorrow's.
You just ran out of tomorrow's.
You might as well.
You might as well.
You see, I was JoJo.
You see, I was JoJo.
You're not going after him, are you?
You're not going after him, are you?
You're such irritable distractions.
You're such irritable distractions.
You're thinking about Ophelia.
You're thinking about Ophelia.