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Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.

Sargent Hartman Soundboard

Hartman co-wrote the film Pee-wee's Big Adventure and made recurring appearances as Captain Carl on Reubens' show PEE-Wee's Playhouse. Hartman was born in Brantford, Ontario, Canada, and his family moved to the United States when he was 10 years old.
See also: Sargent Shriver, Mary Carver, Herb Sargent, Saturday Night Live (season 12), Sam McMurray, Aaron A. Sargent.

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Aaarr
Aaarr
Aaarr 2
Aaarr 2
Any fucking time sweetheart
Any fucking time sweetheart
Bullshit I can't hear you
Bullshit I can't hear you
Call
Call
Can't hear 2
Can't hear 2
Can't hear 3
Can't hear 3
Charge
Charge
Cheated
Cheated
Comedian
Comedian
Cowboy
Cowboy
Death warrant
Death warrant
Dickheads like you
Dickheads like you
Disgusting
Disgusting
Don't scare
Don't scare
Donut 2
Donut 2
Excuse
Excuse
F you up
F you up
F you up 2
F you up 2
Forget
Forget
Funny 2
Funny 2
Get down
Get down
Godmother
Godmother
Golf
Golf
Gomer Pyle
Gomer Pyle
Goodnight
Goodnight
Got ass
Got ass
Got name
Got name
Hartman 2
Hartman 2
Hate me
Hate me
Heard
Heard
Honesty
Honesty
I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?
I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?
Jelly Donut
Jelly Donut
Jesus
Jesus
Kids lived
Kids lived
Lawrence
Lawrence
Lawrence 2
Lawrence 2
Left shoulder
Left shoulder
Like name
Like name
Look down
Look down
Lowest life
Lowest life
Maggot
Maggot
Maggot 2
Maggot 2
Mama Papa
Mama Papa
Mama Papa 2
Mama Papa 2
Mama Papa 3
Mama Papa 3
Mama Papa 4
Mama Papa 4
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mattress
Mattress
Name 2
Name 2
Not human
Not human
Not laugh
Not laugh
NS
NS
NS 2
NS 2
Owe me Donut
Owe me Donut
POS
POS
PT
PT
PT 2
PT 2
PT 3
PT 3
PT 4
PT 4
Punish
Punish
Racial
Racial
Reach
Reach
Regret
Regret
Right shoulder
Right shoulder
Royalty
Royalty
Scream
Scream
Scum
Scum
Scum 2
Scum 2
Sgt. Hartman
Sgt. Hartman
Shook up
Shook up
Shtn me 2
Shtn me 2
Sister
Sister
Sister 2
Sister 2
Skull
Skull
Skull 2
Skull 2
Sound off
Sound off
Speak
Speak
Speak 2
Speak 2
Steer
Steer
Suck
Suck
Suck 2
Suck 2
Suck 3
Suck 3
Tall
Tall
Tall 2
Tall 2
Tall 3
Tall 3
Teach you
Teach you
Texas
Texas
Think funny
Think funny
Ugly
Ugly
Unscrew
Unscrew
Was it you
Was it you
Watchin you
Watchin you
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Whats your name scumbag
Whats your name scumbag
Where from
Where from
Who the fuck said that?
Who the fuck said that?
You gotta be shitting me joker
You gotta be shitting me joker
You know
You know
You're Gomer
You're Gomer
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1, 2, 3
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3 secs
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