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All right, I'm coming out.
All right, I'm coming out.
And notice a lot of religious books outside.
And notice a lot of religious books outside.
Are you saying that I'm managing all this?
Are you saying that I'm managing all this?
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
But the fuck.
But the fuck.
Call the police, and get an ambulance.
Call the police, and get an ambulance.
Christine York.
Christine York.
Come on quickly.
Come on quickly.
Do you know a priest with the name of Thomas Aquinas?
Do you know a priest with the name of Thomas Aquinas?
Doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't make any sense.
Excuse me, I have a few more questions if you don't mind.
Excuse me, I have a few more questions if you don't mind.
Excuse me, I have a few questions if you don't mind.
Excuse me, I have a few questions if you don't mind.
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
Get down on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
Get down on the ground.
Get down on the ground.
Get down, I'll put you down.
Get down, I'll put you down.
I can do this all day long.
I can do this all day long.
I just needed to find out.
I just needed to find out.
I mean, what's the priest doing shooting at the Wall Street banker?
I mean, what's the priest doing shooting at the Wall Street banker?
I thought you were dead.
I thought you were dead.
I took a bullet for you.
I took a bullet for you.
I understand getting shot at and I don't like it.
I understand getting shot at and I don't like it.
I want to know what's going on, and I want to know right now.
I want to know what's going on, and I want to know right now.
I wasn't fucking there.
I wasn't fucking there.
I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas.
I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas.
I'm a choir boy.
I'm a choir boy.
I'm not fucking quiet, boy.
I'm not fucking quiet, boy.
I'm not on your side and I never will be.
I'm not on your side and I never will be.
I'm not so sure about that.
I'm not so sure about that.
I've seen a lot of attempted murders, but I've never seen anyone perform the last rites before.
I've seen a lot of attempted murders, but I've never seen anyone perform the last rites before.
I've seen the earth laid the waste. I've seen the horror to come. Is it a sin to wish you were never born? That thousand years have ended.
I've seen the earth laid the waste. I've seen the horror to come. Is it a sin to wish you were never born? That thousand years have ended.
If the devil does exist, why doesn't your God do anything?
If the devil does exist, why doesn't your God do anything?
If you want to fuck with me.
If you want to fuck with me.
It's just a scratch.
It's just a scratch.
March over here. We need your help.
March over here. We need your help.
Maybe once, but not anymore.
Maybe once, but not anymore.
My best friend is dead. Everyone is trying to kill us.
My best friend is dead. Everyone is trying to kill us.
My best friend is dead. Everyone is trying to kill us. I just shot 2 cops.
My best friend is dead. Everyone is trying to kill us. I just shot 2 cops.
No, I know what I heard.
No, I know what I heard.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now I have to believe in God in order to solve a crime.
Now I have to believe in God in order to solve a crime.
Personally, I like scumbags.
Personally, I like scumbags.
So the Prince of Darkness wants to conquer the earth, but is the wait another hour before midnight of New Year's Eve? This is Eastern Time.
So the Prince of Darkness wants to conquer the earth, but is the wait another hour before midnight of New Year's Eve? This is Eastern Time.
Squirrel boy.
Squirrel boy.
Stop being such a pussy.
Stop being such a pussy.
There's nothing that will make me cut my tongue out.
There's nothing that will make me cut my tongue out.
They're the ones that's supposed to stop the devil worshippers.
They're the ones that's supposed to stop the devil worshippers.
This girl was just attacked by your people. Your Vatican Knights almost killed her.
This girl was just attacked by your people. Your Vatican Knights almost killed her.
Thomas Aquinas.
Thomas Aquinas.
Thomas Aquinas.
Thomas Aquinas.
We did see relevant right now.
We did see relevant right now.
We have a few more questions, if you don't mind.
We have a few more questions, if you don't mind.
We have some real serious problems here and this is not solving them.
We have some real serious problems here and this is not solving them.
We have some real serious problems here.
We have some real serious problems here.
Well, I've seen a lot too, but there's nothing that will make me cut my tongue out.
Well, I've seen a lot too, but there's nothing that will make me cut my tongue out.
Well, there was no one else on that fire escape.
Well, there was no one else on that fire escape.
What happens in a few days?
What happens in a few days?
What I want to know is why would a priest try to kill someone?
What I want to know is why would a priest try to kill someone?
What the hell did you do?
What the hell did you do?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Why don't you just stop all this church talk and tell us what the hell is going on?
Why don't you just stop all this church talk and tell us what the hell is going on?
Yeah, So what?
Yeah, So what?
You need to get out now.
You need to get out now.
You said it yourself.
You said it yourself.
You think you know bad, huh?
You think you know bad, huh?
You will never see the girl.
You will never see the girl.
You're a fucking choir boy compared to me. A choir boy.
You're a fucking choir boy compared to me. A choir boy.
Your friend and colleague.
Your friend and colleague.