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Ah, Jiminy Christmas. You're right.
Ah, Jiminy Christmas. You're right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Baby don't come over for a play date if you ain't ready to play.
Baby don't come over for a play date if you ain't ready to play.
Backwoods redneck cracker
Backwoods redneck cracker
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah Bah Bab.
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah Bah Bab.
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah, Bah, Bah Bah.
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah, Bah, Bah Bah.
Bah!
Bah!
Be good, my brother.
Be good, my brother.
Blame.
Blame.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Buffalo, but.
Buffalo, but.
Cheese biscuits
Cheese biscuits
Cleveland Brown junior
Cleveland Brown junior
Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Dad is cold old man.
Dad is cold old man.
Dallas, TX.
Dallas, TX.
Do people know about this?
Do people know about this?
Don Rickles
Don Rickles
Don't say out loud what you're thinking.
Don't say out loud what you're thinking.
Donovan McNabb.
Donovan McNabb.
Evidently.
Evidently.
Fish sticks and tater tots.
Fish sticks and tater tots.
Fuck dude.
Fuck dude.
Fuck you and fuck Christmas.
Fuck you and fuck Christmas.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Full please.
Full please.
Girls love to be told what to do.
Girls love to be told what to do.
Give me a cigarette.
Give me a cigarette.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Hahaha hahaha.
Hahaha hahaha.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey little lady.
Hey little lady.
How do you sleep at night?
How do you sleep at night?
How you holding up big man?
How you holding up big man?
Huh?
Huh?
Hush puppies.
Hush puppies.
I am Superman.
I am Superman.
I got a golf pencil in my pants right now.
I got a golf pencil in my pants right now.
I had a dream that wasn't a couple of freeloading chumps in my kitchen.
I had a dream that wasn't a couple of freeloading chumps in my kitchen.
I have $322 in my Piggy Bank.
I have $322 in my Piggy Bank.
I misread a signal, it happens.
I misread a signal, it happens.
I need a real woman.
I need a real woman.
I pooped my pants at recess.
I pooped my pants at recess.
I said no.
I said no.
I wish so much. I didn't have to take a pee pee right now.
I wish so much. I didn't have to take a pee pee right now.
I'll never make it out of the ghetto.
I'll never make it out of the ghetto.
I'm a tough talking St kid with a passion for the violin.
I'm a tough talking St kid with a passion for the violin.
I'm going to start using drugs probably.
I'm going to start using drugs probably.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.
If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.
Is rollo.
Is rollo.
It's me.
It's me.
Jefferson
Jefferson
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
Joan.
Joan.
Joey.
Joey.
Junior.
Junior.
Kablam
Kablam
Liebe
Liebe
Look at you pitiful.
Look at you pitiful.
Man shut up.
Man shut up.
Man, I'm 5.
Man, I'm 5.
Man, you are fat sellout.
Man, you are fat sellout.
Michael Irvin
Michael Irvin
My day's going well, how about chores?
My day's going well, how about chores?
My hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
My hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now you're getting it.
Now you're getting it.
Obama is in the house, y'all.
Obama is in the house, y'all.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh man, he hung up.
Oh man, he hung up.
Oh man, now that is funny.
Oh man, now that is funny.
Oh what I tell you.
Oh what I tell you.
Oh, I know I'm not looking at another plate of scallops.
Oh, I know I'm not looking at another plate of scallops.
Oh, it was no accident.
Oh, it was no accident.
Oh, OK.
Oh, OK.
Oh, so all of a sudden I'm a child.
Oh, so all of a sudden I'm a child.
OK.
OK.
Onion rings.
Onion rings.
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo.
Philadelphia
Philadelphia
Pitiful.
Pitiful.
Popcorn shrimp
Popcorn shrimp
Popcorn shrimp
Popcorn shrimp
Rollo.
Rollo.
Shoot man, she more modern folk damn fivefold coming. Tell me by some stupid dream man.
Shoot man, she more modern folk damn fivefold coming. Tell me by some stupid dream man.
Shut up Biden.
Shut up Biden.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Slavery couldn't vote. Condoleezza Rice.
Slavery couldn't vote. Condoleezza Rice.
Superman.
Superman.
Texas.
Texas.
The more time I spend with you, the more I like you.
The more time I spend with you, the more I like you.
This is an inexcusable outrage.
This is an inexcusable outrage.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Waaah!
Waaah!
We could do it in my room.
We could do it in my room.
We gotta stop this before it's too late.
We gotta stop this before it's too late.
We're having fat people stay at our house now and nobody runs it by me.
We're having fat people stay at our house now and nobody runs it by me.
Well look who finally showed up.
Well look who finally showed up.
Well, hello.
Well, hello.
Well, what do we have here?
Well, what do we have here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What did I expect from you?
What did I expect from you?
What did you just call me?
What did you just call me?
What do you thinking about?
What do you thinking about?
What else don't I know?
What else don't I know?
What I tell you.
What I tell you.
What up Siobhan?
What up Siobhan?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's going on around here?
What's going on around here?
What's up?
What's up?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who will?
Who will?
Whoo wow.
Whoo wow.
Why didn't anybody tell me about the travesties or people have been subjected to?
Why didn't anybody tell me about the travesties or people have been subjected to?
Why?
Why?
Would it kill somebody to bring home a hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
Would it kill somebody to bring home a hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
Wow.
Wow.
Yala homosexuals.
Yala homosexuals.
Yeah we good.
Yeah we good.
Yeah, why?
Yeah, why?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo playmaker is rilo.
Yo playmaker is rilo.
You are a loser.
You are a loser.
You are in for a world of hurt Buffalo, but.
You are in for a world of hurt Buffalo, but.
You are waste of a life fat man.
You are waste of a life fat man.
You can't say that about most women.
You can't say that about most women.
You got some gigantic Jingle Bells showing your face around here.
You got some gigantic Jingle Bells showing your face around here.
You listen to me, Jack.
You listen to me, Jack.
You may be a backwoods redneck cracker, but you're alright.
You may be a backwoods redneck cracker, but you're alright.
You think?
You think?
You're alright with me, chubbs.
You're alright with me, chubbs.
You're alright, old brown.
You're alright, old brown.
You're nothing but a low down dog killer.
You're nothing but a low down dog killer.
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