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Ah, Jiminy Christmas. You're right.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Baby don't come over for a play date if you ain't ready to play.
Backwoods redneck cracker
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah Bah Bab.
Bah, Bah, Bah Bah, Bah Bah, Bah, Bah Bah.
Bah!
Be good, my brother.
Blame.
Bring it on.
Buffalo, but.
Cheese biscuits
Cleveland Brown junior
Cleveland.
Dad is cold old man.
Dallas, TX.
Do people know about this?
Don Rickles
Don't say out loud what you're thinking.
Donovan McNabb.
Evidently.
Fish sticks and tater tots.
Fuck dude.
Fuck you and fuck Christmas.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Full please.
Girls love to be told what to do.
Give me a cigarette.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Hahaha hahaha.
Hell no.
Hell yeah.
Hello.
Hey little lady.
How do you sleep at night?
How you holding up big man?
Huh?
Hush puppies.
I am Superman.
I got a golf pencil in my pants right now.
I had a dream that wasn't a couple of freeloading chumps in my kitchen.
I have $322 in my Piggy Bank.
I misread a signal, it happens.
I need a real woman.
I pooped my pants at recess.
I said no.
I wish so much. I didn't have to take a pee pee right now.
I'll never make it out of the ghetto.
I'm a tough talking St kid with a passion for the violin.
I'm going to start using drugs probably.
I'm hungry.
If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.
Is rollo.
It's me.
Jefferson
Jennifer Aniston
Joan.
Joey.
Junior.
Kablam
Liebe
Look at you pitiful.
Man shut up.
Man, I'm 5.
Man, you are fat sellout.
Michael Irvin
My day's going well, how about chores?
My hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
No.
No.
No.
Now you're getting it.
Obama is in the house, y'all.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh fuck.
Oh man, he hung up.
Oh man, now that is funny.
Oh what I tell you.
Oh, I know I'm not looking at another plate of scallops.
Oh, it was no accident.
Oh, OK.
Oh, so all of a sudden I'm a child.
OK.
Onion rings.
Peekaboo.
Philadelphia
Pitiful.
Popcorn shrimp
Popcorn shrimp
Rollo.
Shoot man, she more modern folk damn fivefold coming. Tell me by some stupid dream man.
Shut up Biden.
Shut up.
Slavery couldn't vote. Condoleezza Rice.
Superman.
Texas.
The more time I spend with you, the more I like you.
This is an inexcusable outrage.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Uh-huh
Waaah!
We could do it in my room.
We gotta stop this before it's too late.
We're having fat people stay at our house now and nobody runs it by me.
Well look who finally showed up.
Well, hello.
Well, what do we have here?
What are you doing?
What did I expect from you?
What did you just call me?
What do you thinking about?
What else don't I know?
What I tell you.
What up Siobhan?
What?
What?
What's going on around here?
What's up?
Who the fuck is this?
Who will?
Whoo wow.
Why didn't anybody tell me about the travesties or people have been subjected to?
Why?
Would it kill somebody to bring home a hot Puerto Rican chick who's in the black midgets?
Wow.
Yala homosexuals.
Yeah we good.
Yeah, why?
Yeah.
Yo playmaker is rilo.
You are a loser.
You are in for a world of hurt Buffalo, but.
You are waste of a life fat man.
You can't say that about most women.
You got some gigantic Jingle Bells showing your face around here.
You listen to me, Jack.
You may be a backwoods redneck cracker, but you're alright.
You think?
You're alright with me, chubbs.
You're alright, old brown.
You're nothing but a low down dog killer.
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