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A duck jet streaming on a Buzzard. Now I've seen it all.
A duck with silicone wing extensions. So Hollywood.
A. Ducks don't surf.
All this talk of Dead Fish reminds me. How's your acting career?
Anchors away.
And in the red corner, tipping the scales at 4000 pounds, I prevent these stumping Avenger.
And the winner gets the salvage rights right.
Anybody mind if I smoke? No.
Can I keep this? It'll accent my wardrobe.
Care to socialize after the show?
Daffy LoonBoat
Daffy Org
Daffy Piano
Don't you ever quit griping once to be like me?
Ducks never surrender.
Eat it. Yeah, jaywalkers.
Fire in the hole, by the way. What's that mean exactly?
First Hollywood, then the world.
Gaze into my eyes.
Get him off me. Get him off me.
Give my regards to the surface of the sun.
Gliding is much classier than flapping.
Good thing I'm so well balanced.
Hands off my soul. I need it for the sequel.
Have I still got the stuff or what?
Heads up and lights out.
Hell you Fluffy. From now on, I'm king of the world.
Hello.
Hey, are you security guard one? Cause they're always the first one in the picture to get erased.
Hey, I found three Dimes down the side of this chair.
Hope you have got money folks, because this is gonna cost you a millionaire.
Huh. Just like the pros.
I am flow dizzy more so than usual.
I can never get comfy on these feats. They give me beefcake.
I don't expect you to speak. I expect you to lose.
I feel like a rotisserie goof cook.
I hate bats. They drive me bats.
I like the way the sky thinks.
I'll terminate you with extreme pleasure prejudice.
I'm a ruler of the universe.
I'm going to be a movie star.
I'm gonna eviscerate your viscera. And who did I say that?
I'm gonna scorch you something fierce.
I'm gonna wreck stuff wherever there's a boom in the music.
I'm. But no way not gonna make it.
I've got a giant sized headache.
If my drama coach could see me now swaying on the end of a rope, he'd why he'd finally be getting his wish.
In the eternal Faga of good versus evil, let's cut to the chase. I won.
Is it me or is it freezing in here?
Is this the special edition you know where they edit you out and put in some better looking special effects?
It's all just water off a duck's back to me.
It's raining pachyderms.
Keep it rolling. I'm on a percentage of everything they screen.
Keep your snippy little pincers off of me.
Last egg.
Let's see how you like hanging around for a while.
Listen closely. Hear me quack.
Look, this isn't one of those audience participation nights, so shut up.
Makeup, eye drops, cleaves, and bring a gas mask while you're at it.
Must I give this back? It's such a nice keepsake. Can I keep it pretty please?
No, but I have to get to America.
Now save your tears for the sheriff.
Now that the spell Woo.
Ohh not the faith. Don't touch the faith.
Ohh, lock your Shields. Ohh nasty.
Ohh, that's much better. Splendid especially.
Ohh, this one brings a tear to my eye. Slap me if I start getting hysterical bub.
On guard touché, I'll be there saying.
Power. Power is all I want and then some. Ah.
Rise and stand up for me.
Roger Red Scarecrow abended Sat 4:00. Make that 4:20.
Run while you still can.
Says Yeah yeah, overgrown lizard.
Shut your pipe and face the music with honor.
So this is the twist ending? Well, it certainly twists, doesn't it?
So why am I last?
So, ready for a trip to Mount Olympus Hero?
Some special effect aids smothering.
Spare me loose. You didn't, did you?
Stand still? Well, yeah.
Step aside. I've tried ducking, transit, head flop. Mind your back.
Stop. Not me. I'm the star.
Such splendid fun. Say, when do we go again, Ruggles?
Take that you have Pickles.
Taking on a little seawater, Mr. Movie Star.
Thanks. So we'll see who gets top billing.
That you're sorry you doubted me now?
That's .5. You need glasses.
That's one from the Monster Book of Kung Fu.
That's some little Air Force you got there, Air Force.
The stuff I'll do for a shekel.
The wind will be whistling across the Prairie tonight.
There's a bounty on your head and nothing inside.
There's the motivation for your next line.
There's two types of people in the world are those who win and those who lose.
They're gonna make me a constellation. No, really, the duck it's next to Orion honestly isn't.
This can't happen to a duck. We've got a union.
Thumb dig. They discovered a cave drawing of your last known work.
Well, that wraps things up in a nice little package.
What do you know? The blood bank takes deposits.
What is this carrot flavored popcorn that's a crime against junk foods?
What? Ah.
What's your next move, Agent 00?
Who whip crack away my beauty.
Who wrote this? I'm gonna file a grievance.
Why? If I had a chain far I'd.
Wow, where's my stuntman?
Yeah, I got taste, kid.
Yeah, slimy little snake oil merchant.
Yeah, well, Elmer Fudd makes anyone look good. Even you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeehaw stand by to repel borders.
Yet this dawn of the Bee movie actors.
Yo.
You beat me, I yell. I love her. I'd Winder.
You called this a helicopter? Spare me.
You know, one day you might be funny. Keep trying.
You may be great shake from the mainland, but out here you're a shark snap.
You'll never hang one on me. I'll be back to get you.
You've never messed with a monster duck, have you?
You've ruined my chance for glory.
Your bad acting angers the gods.
Zombies. Mommy, Your momma's calling dead skin.
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