Ms. Marvel (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A consequence of a century long British strategy of divide and rule.

A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers

A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers at the greatest fan event of the year.

A cosplayer with too much time on their hands.

A man has one fundamental choice in life.

A walking stick that actually helped you walk.

AADAM: Come on. Come on.

AADAM: Fariha! Saleem! Over here!

Aamir, come on!

Aamir, have you lost your ears?

Aamir, here. Take this and put it in the attic right now,

AAMIR: All right. See you at dinner, Kamala.

AAMIR: Brought you some chai.

AAMIR: How do you feel about our first dance as husband and wife

Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please.

Aamir. Tyesha.

Abbu, is something wrong?

Abbu!

Abbu.

Abbu.

Absolutely not. Mmm mmm. No.

Actually, that reminds me of a paper I read. I think it's by Dr. Erik Selvig.

After almost 200 years of oppressive British rule, India is free.

After that, we'll mobilize the Sunday school teachers

Ah, she speaks.

Ah...

Aisha, we don't know what just one bangle will do.

AISHA: I need to show you something.

AISHA: I thought you were all dead.

AISHA: It won't work!

AISHA: Najma, it's the British Army. We don't have time.

AISHA: No Muslims are safe here.

AISHA: The bangle worked. Sana...

AISHA: The riots are spreading.

AISHA: We will get through this.

Aisha.

Aisha.

Aisha.

Aisha.

Aisha.

Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones.

All Aisha ever wanted was to be with her family and you took that from her.

All right, I'm over it. Wanna split an Uber?

All right.

All the money I have in my checking account. $732.49.

All this, and that's your note? Really?

All we get for the break room.

All you have to say is "Zuzu" and tell it what you want.

ALL: Allahu Akbar!

Also the half a million followers thing,

Also, I know this is the worst possible time to ask but...

Also, we are trying to drop the name Night Light.

Although the U.S. government

Always the same two that are late.

Am I drunk?

Am I onto something?

Amazing.

Ammi, she's still not home.

Ammi!

An unprecedented mass migration has begun,

And Aamir was barely out of diapers.

And also, what are you? Like, what should I call you? Like, what are we?

And another reminder,

And as far as your dressing goes,

And as my family celebrates my existence, I go to my bedroom.

And costumes and with my head stuck in fantasy land. So...

And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same.

And even though it will be a distraction from your studies,

And he picks the stupidest parts of humanity to be obsessed with.

And he's my best friend.

And I found my family

And I know at least three things to be true.

And I know that, okay?

And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun.

And I let them love me.

And I was thrown to the ground.

And I will tell you everything, okay? Just, first...

And I'm still choosing you.

And if you need the energy of the sun,

And it might be a tight window but we're gonna do it with style.

And it's been this very uncomfortable, sucky, in between.

And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo.

And it's, like, very educational. And Bruno is, um...

And it's...

And it's...

And just when we got close to finding our way home, we were separated.

And last, the ones who know it all and will not let you forget it,

And let's be honest, it's not really

And look, the mango man is here.

And mosque full of busybodies all looking to gossip.

And my great grandmother Aisha.

And probably wished that they hadn't.

And protect that bangle.

And recently, if I've been holding on really tight to you,

And remember to say Bismallah before you start the car.

And remember, you're the one who convinced me to do it in the first place.

And second of all,

And she's sitting there, bragging about the budget Captain Marvel.

And so, I really don't think any good can come of this.

And Sweet Sixteens and quinceaneras.

And talk to ants. None of it worked.

And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in ****stan.

And that's bad because?

And the man who chooses family is never alone.

And the mosque shoe thief has struck again.

And the uncles don't even care.

And their average looking son. I'm gonna need a lot more information.

And then all of a sudden, there was all this screaming,

And then I kinda need to talk to you about something.

And then I saw her.

And then the enhanced individual tried to kill you?

And then the enhanced individual tried to kill you.

And then this beautiful white light, like, cascaded over me.

And then unpack the groceries.

And then, we will all go home. Together.

And there will be lot of haram going on there, Kamala,

And three, sometimes, someone can come out of nowhere and do something amazing.

And to all the people that you belong with.

And to think,

And took off with someone.

And use the "find my phone" feature to see where she is.

And we sensed the presence of Noor.

And we're high fiving in slow motion.

And we've got a final Captain Marvel coming to the stage right now.

And what exactly will you be doing there?

And whatever happens,

And when we finally came it was so hard.

And which is why I always say,

And you can't come with me,

And you gotta do it.

And you just aren't...

And you knew that it would betray me, but you still went and did it anyway.

And you know what? She looked good doing it.

And you really have no idea what happened to her?

And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh.

And you would literally think she joined a death cult

And you're not from this village. So, what brings you to my doorstep?

And your family and commit to the love of your life.

And, um, can we go back to my great grandmother?

ANNOUNCER: ...amazing Captain Marvel.

ANNOUNCER: All train compartments are full.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest.

ANNOUNCER: First place gets a...

ANNOUNCER: Last call for the Captain Marvel cosplay competition.

ANNOUNCER: Platform one, train is ready for departure.

ANNOUNCER: Platform one, train ready for departure.

ANNOUNCER: Uh, all right. Well, good luck following that, everybody.

Anyway, that's all I got for this week.

Anyways, we should be totally fine here, for tonight, and then

Apparently I have four days to figure out my whole future, so that's...

Apparently it might be dangerous if we don't do it right.

Are there to preserve all our modesty and dignity.

Are you all right?

Are you gonna be okay?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? (GRUNTS)

Are you staying for dinner?

Are your hands hurt?

Argon. (CHUCKLES)

As for your great grandmother Aisha,

As millions of people make their way across borders,

As to what we are, we've been called Ajnabi, Majnoon, Unseen...

At the greatest fan event of the year.

AUNTIE RUBY: Hey, Sheikh Abdullah, are you okay?

AUNTIE RUBY: Shakat, mere kapre taiyar hain?

Auntie Shirin, I'm so glad that you made the journey.

AUNTIE ZARA: I saw it.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Motion detected.

AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers.

Back in 1942.

Back then, there was no ****stan or Bangladesh.

Back then, there was no ****stan. It was all one big country, India.

Back to your home! Into your home!

Back to your homes! Back to your homes!

Back up! Back up!

Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk!

Batti kolo.

Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what you want, Aamir beta. Please, please."

Be sure to like, comment and subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions.

Became a board member.

Because all that red dye three, it's making your brain...

Because dressing up as Captain Marvel is weird.

Because he is going to freak out.

Because I didn't care.

Because she is the absolute worst now that she has 100,000 followers.

Because we look back at them and their costumes are just... Meh.

Because we're both charming, and we look a lot younger than we are.

Because you have chosen family.

Been looking for someone to clean out the rain gutters.

Been meaning to tell you for years,

Before you go, um...

Being to Livin' On A Prayer?

Beta, I meant you're special.

Beta, I was so sorry to see that Sana couldn't make it.

Beta, you gotta listen to me what I have to tell you about parrots.

Between the authorities and us the people, we are to blame.

Between the hijab and the girlies,

Bismallah.

Black.

Bless you.

Bloody trains arrive to their destinations as homes are torched across the country.

BOTH: Mmm hmm.

BOTH: We don't want that.

BOY 2: Wait, who is that?

BOY: Help!

BOY: What's up?

Bragging about being saved by the budget Captain Marvel.

Brian.

BRITISH SOLDIER 2: Go home!

BRITISH SOLDIER 2: Leave now!

BRITISH SOLDIER 3: Disperse!

BRITISH SOLDIER 3: Move on!

Brown Jovi does it all.

Bruce, um, Springfield.

BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry.

Bruno and Nakia will both be there. And I'll be home by 9:00.

Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff, you know, so he's...

Bruno, hey. Are you okay?

Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume.

Bruno, there's a spicy one at the bottom for Nonna.

Bruno, your group should be relatively easy. The Converts.

BRUNO: But it's in California.

BRUNO: He knows my name is not Brian.

BRUNO: I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.

BRUNO: I really don't want to go to Zoe's. KAMALA: It'll be fun.

BRUNO: It looks like your power is coming from within you.

BRUNO: It's definitely not.

BRUNO: Just go.

BRUNO: No, no. Come on, come on.

BRUNO: Ready? Three, two, one.

BRUNO: So I plugged in the energy signatures

BRUNO: There you go. Have a good night, man.

BRUNO: There's a fire. Hey, you need to leave.

BRUNO: Wait... Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus?

BRUNO: What do you mean "finally?"

BRUNO: What just happened? I don't even know what to say.

BRUNO: What was that? Are you okay? We need to go.

BRUNO: You have powers, too?

Bruno.

But a million followers?

But everybody said I was a front runner...

But from the looks of it, I think you need more help than they do.

But here's the thing.

But I can't leave unless I know that you...

But I don't know. Maybe she's just making things worse.

But I hid the bangle for safe keeping.

But I kinda realized I don't really need to prove anything to anybody.

But I know that you've inherited greatness.

But I need you to stay safe.

But I really don't think they could've done that.

But I really just wanted to live in the moment, you know?

But I thought it might be nice to have

But I will tell you this.

But I'd like to think

But I'll be right back. Really quick.

But if you do know of anyone who can fly, please send them my way.

But in reality, it's just not as great as you imagined it.

But it was all just so life changing.

But it's gonna take a lot of finesse and subtlety on your part.

But it's in California.

But just right now, today,

But let's talk about you. In junior year,

But look, it's not true.

But maybe because you're from here, you can.

But maybe she just needed a break, you know?

But maybe something ****stani?

But me, no, because I can't do a single normal teenage thing in this house, right?

But mostly the fragility of life.

But now that I've found you,

But right now, I need you to pull yourself together and join reality.

But she keeps, like, a really low profile, so...

But she's always been this way.

But six minutes on ancient Persia and Byzantium.

But this time, you see that you come back through the door.

But we can't access its full potential in this dimension.

But we can't if we don't know what's going on with you.

But what are we actually running from?

But what if your parents go into your room?

But what we're most commonly known as is Djinn.

But why are you telling me now?

But you need the base energy of the sun, pretty much.

But you never pushed.

But your teachers, you know, they're telling me you're doodling all day,

But, like, they told me about the bangle and my powers

Buying up the whole neighborhood.

Came into the mosque today?

Camelia, glad you're not bruising from that dodgeball incident.

Can a woman just live, hmm?

Can we just restart? ‘Cos this is really weird.

Captain Marvel blasted in!

Captain Marvel costume the Earth has ever seen...

Carol Danvers wouldn't wait.

Celebrating our great heroes of our time and it's totally historic,

Celebrating our great heroes of our time.

Chalo.

Cheer up. Cheer up. Come on.

CLEARY: Search every temple, community center and mosque.

CLEARY: Whoa.

Come here, beta. I want to show you something.

Come on, bacchi. Can't you make an exception for Abbu?

Come on, beta. You're not normal.

Come on, come on, come on. Go, go, go. Yep, yep, yep.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.

Congratulations. At least you look really pretty.

Cool? This is absolute magic.

Copy.

Cosmic.

Cosmic.

Cosplayers, please line up on the side of the stage.

Could all this bloodshed be called as peaceful?

Crap. I left it in the bathroom.

Curse?

DDLJ. Yeah. Of course.

De stress after school. Best thing you can do. Drive.

Dead.

DEEVER: A teenage girl at AvengerCon.

DEEVER: Agent, actually.

DEEVER: Check this out.

DEEVER: Check this out.

DEEVER: Fan out. Search the premises.

DEEVER: Freeze!

Department of Damage Control.

Did I not say there was something weird about that kid?

Did it sound like they knew anything about her?

Did she have an accent of any kind?

Did someone say ice cream pizza?

Did that come out of your foot? Are you okay?

Did you ask her about AvengerCon? Kamala, ask her. Just ask her.

Did you hear about Fatima's engagement? Broken.

Did you not eat anything? Or did you eat too much?

Did you pull the alarm?

Did you see it?

Did you see that?

Did your family live in Karachi for a long time?

Do I have to figure out my whole future before lunch or is there, like...

Do I look like a 90 year old man to you?

Do not get in my way.

Do you accept Tyesha Hillman as your wife?

Do you accept Tyesha Hillman as your wife?

Do you accept Tyesha Hillman as your wife?

Do you agree with everyone? About our new masked neighbor?

Do you know what happened to our great grandma? Aisha?

Do you know what happened to our great grandma? Aisha?

Do you know, Damage Control, an armed government agency,

Do you volunteer? 'Cause college admissions eat that up.

Do you wanna play a game? Yeah?

Do you want to be good, like we raised you to be,

Do you, like, watch, I don't know, Bollywood movies and stuff?

Do you?

Does how we get there matter if you haven't finished your costume yet?

Does that look like some kind of writing to you?

Don't be so dramatic, Kamala.

Don't be so selfish, Kamala.

Don't even have a license.

Don't freak out.

Don't know if anyone else would agree. (CHUCKLES)

Don't mention Belgium or any guy named Rob.

Don't mind him. We've been around for 100 years,

Don't tell me you have a massive crush on Kingo, too.

Don't think so. Didn't really feel a thing.

Don't worry about it. It's your time to shine. Literally.

Don't worry, it'll be finished by then, I hope.

Don't you want to go home, Aisha?

Downplay the margin of error.

Dude, I just had the craziest night of my...

Dude, just imagine how many followers the girl who saved her would get.

Dude.

Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying

Easy?

Eid Mubarak, sister.

Eid Mubarak, Uncle.

Eid Mubarak.

Every ****stani family has a Partition story.

Every ****stani family has a Partition story.

Every single thing I love, she seems to hate.

Everybody says that I should've been live streaming it,

Everyone in the office is.

Everyone needs to get out right now.

Everyone.

Everyone's here, including us.

Everyone's trying to leave now while they still can.

Everything is free, it's all paid for.

Everything is just so lovely.

Everything's just changing really fast, Naks.

Ew!

Excuse me, Miss Agent. Next time, remove your shoes.

Excuse me, sir. I need...

Fall off a truck, and don't feel it till later?

FARIHA: Did you even ask if she's hungry? No one asked if she's hungry.

FARIHA: Someone's got a crush on...

FARIHA: They're going to destroy the cave. They're setting it on fire.

Favorite couple. Yeah!

Federal agents! Put your hands up!

Finally, you being a genius is coming in handy.

First of all, I thought this was a safe space.

Flying vultures in Armani suits

For all masjid holidays and special events.

For everything.

For maximum outreach, we need to divide and conquer. Yeah?

For reminding us that it is important to share your voice.

For sure possible to achieve interdimensional travel,

For you.

From Nani.

From our tests on you and I ran a simulation.

Gabe!

Get everyone out of here. Go!

Get her out of here!

Get out, get out, get out!

Get out, get out!

Get out!

GIRL 2: We're in the middle of something. One sec.

GIRL: I mean, she had physical contact with a superhero.

GIRL: Why is she waving? That's weird.

Give me a text or drop me a call.

Give me my keys.

Given the way all the aunties just gossip about her.

Go!

Go.

Go. Check on Aadam.

Gonna call you that from now on. All right.

Good is not a thing you are, Kamala.

Good.

Good. Cool, man. I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it.

Good. Very good.

Gossip. Yes.

Got any plans this weekend? As of this morning, Kamala and I are free.

Got it.

Got one ready to go!

Got to go. It's time.

Groundbreaking.

Had a bet you were gonna pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks.

HAMEED: My ankle.

Happened during Partition.

HASAN: Aisha, listen.

HASAN: It'll be okay. She'll be here. She said she'll be here.

HASAN: Sana!

HASAN: Sana!

HASAN: Sana!

HASAN: Sana!

HASAN: Sana?

HASAN: She looks at you as though you're magic.

HASAN: This is all I've ever known.

Hasan.

Hasan...

Have turned to bloodshed...

Have you ever felt like you were up against the world?

Have you ever seen a movie?

Haven't heard that one before. See you, Bruno.

Having her drive in the street with all the other cars.

He doesn't have much of a family.

He just like sprouted like a sunflower.

He needs to fix it.

He really wants to go and he asked me if I wanna tag along

He said he couldn't get out of his shift, but he has left this box for you.

He said we would need two.

He was injured and needed a walking stick to get around,

He worked very long hours for very little money,

He'd be really proud of you.

Hello?

Help me, please! Someone help!

Her father tried to find her but, you know,

Her mom used to drive us to school all the time.

Her mother should be ashamed of herself.

Here you go, beta.

Here you go.

Hey, don't question my love for the Captain Kidd.

Hey, guys, I have a car. So everyone just come with me.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you.

Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay?

Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude!

Hey, keep me updated. And text me everything.

Hey, listen, I can help you with this. Let me help you, huh?

Hey, where's Kamala?

Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay?

Hey, you're that new senior, right?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. (SNAPS FINGERS) Oh... Really?

Hi.

Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering.

Hiding? (CHUCKLES)

Hilarious, but you're only supposed to hide one pair of shoes,

History's written by the oppressors. That's all I'm gonna say.

Hmm?

Hmm. I'm also sorry that you're not going to be able

Hold it right where you are!

Hold on, beta.

Honestly, it's just good fun, isn't it? (EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)

Honestly, you should have been an only child.

How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel?

How about steampunk Captain Marvel?

How about you start by turning the car on?

How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer?

How are you making it look so easy?

How come you have a British accent?

How do you feel about driving?

How does it feel?

How likely is it I'm gonna find it there when I get back?

How many slushies have you had today?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Hulk smash.

Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry.

I actually have one more thing I need to do,

I also have pads.

I am so sorry!

I can close it.

I can help you.

I can make it.

I can't believe what is happening. Are you...

I can't build you a horse, but otherwise...

I can't do stars, Nani, but I can do circles, okay?

I can't hold on.

I can't say that I blame her.

I can't see you.

I can't wear a salwar kameez to AvengerCon, okay?

I could be like, "I'll eat your brains. But I also have super powers."

I could be the one to handle it.

I couldn't see what you needed me to see.

I crashed my car into his car.

I did. And I think I need to go.

I didn't really get a good look at her. I mean, it all happened so fast.

I do.

I do.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know where else to go.

I don't know.

I don't know. It seems like a lot of bad things happen because of this bangle.

I don't really know how I can help a group of ghosts

I don't think anyone saw.

I don't understand the question.

I don't wanna know. I'm done.

I don't.

I doubt that boy from the minaret would agree.

I feel like I can't keep up. I know it's dumb, but...

I feel like secret identities are secret for a reason.

I felt this wave of calmness, like, I knew I was safe.

I figured you could use some time with your family.

I figured. Okay, yeah, sure. I guess. Why not?

I found Auntie Ruby and Humaira,

I found out what I am, and it's not Asgardian or alien,

I get it.

I got into Caltech.

I got you something for your driving lesson with Kamran.

I had to move halfway around the world to forget it.

I have a feeling that you did this for the likes.

I have a surprise for you.

I have taught her to drive myself.

I have to go tell the others what happened.

I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks.

I heard she had many affairs and she had a secret family.

I heard that she had a secret affair.

I heard the FBI came and accused you of being the Minaret Madman.

I heard Zoe's follower count, like, quadrupled this weekend.

I just don't see a safe way to do this.

I just wore a lot of black.

I just... I can't. Okay?

I know how weird your mom can get about tampons.

I know some of you think, "Well, she abandoned the people of Earth."

I know that you're pretty attached to that rotting tree branch,

I know you're just gonna tell me some story about Nani and...

I know, beta.

I know.

I know. But more importantly, I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing.

I left him behind.

I like Baazigar.

I like your roses.

I love that show. I just binged it so I was just doing a bit.

I love you guys! I'm rooting for you!

I love you too.

I love you.

I love you.

I made this for you.

I mean, college admissions are coming up, before you know it, it's SATs,

I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me.

I mean, I come from a long line of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers.

I mean, it must be a generational thing

I mean, it's no surprise you like Baazigar.

I mean, of course, do it to help people too, but I mean...

I mean, she wanted to travel the world and she went for it. So that's cool.

I mean, who do you want to be in this world, huh?

I never got a chance to thank you for saving me, by the way.

I never said that. Not that I don't think that.

I put the rest of it together, but okay.

I said, don't move! Do not move!

I saved you.

I see.

I shouldn't have climbed all the way up here. Why did I do this?

I think I remember you, man.

I think we're clear.

I thought they'd listen to reason. I didn't realize it was...

I told my mom to stop texting you guys.

I told you. The British have probably looted this place twice over by now.

I wait for the post every day.

I was gonna tell you. She just needs some more time.

I was talking to her last night and it kinda came up.

I will do the research, help you figure things out.

I win, obviously. We collect my crown and I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds.

I wish that you would just focus on you.

I would love to secure your vote for the Board.

I wouldn't say that's the problem.

I'd like to tell you that it's because she's growing old,

I'd like you to meet my mom.

I'd say it's better than You Give Love A Bad Name.

I'll get you.

I'll give you my vote

I'll go to AvengerCon without leaving the house.

I'll google the periodic table. Yeah.

I'll see you soon.

I'll sneak back into my room just before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m.

I'll tell you, I've never felt so alone in my whole life.

I'm coming. I'm coming!

I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously.

I'm gonna explain everything later. I swear.

I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home.

I'm gonna run and get it.

I'm just gonna sneak in there and grab my chem text book.

I'm lost. What does that have to do with AvengerCon?

I'm not asking anymore.

I'm not gonna leave you to deal with Damage Control yourself.

I'm not recognizing you.

I'm not Sana.

I'm not trying to be rebellious.

I'm really sorry about sneaking out.

I'm really sorry.

I'm so sorry that this family car, you know, that your father earned

I'm sorry. Did you say Djinn?

I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say Latinx now, right?

I'm speaking in English, not code. So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay.

I'm surprised you have that much. (CHUCKLES)

I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew.

I'm, like, the stuff of my childhood nightmares.

I've been waiting a very long time to meet you.

I've been waiting a very long time to meet you.

I've got you, okay?

I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel

I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies.

I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies.

Ice cream pizza.

If I can't leave the house to go to AvengerCon,

If I'm weird, you're weirder.

If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet, your father and I may never have met.

If the Clandestines use the bangle to tear down the Veil,

If there was ever a time for me to make my case to the board, it's now.

If there's even a chance this bangle can take us back home, we have to try.

If you agree to make me the exclusive catering vendor

If you don't go with your dad, you're not going at all.

If you help them go home, some things might go boom.

If you're gonna ask something about AvengerCon Two or...

In case you ever want a driving lesson, here's my number.

In concept, it is pretty easy.

In Jersey City?

In our home dimension, the Noor dimension, we're known as the Clandestines.

In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab.

In the Indian struggle for independence.

In your fantasy land.

India will awake to light and freedom.

INSTRUCTOR: Pull out whenever you're ready.

Interesting.

Is Bruno recording this for Internet?

Is everything all right? They're not letting us back in.

Is gonna get people to talk for a long time.

Is it okay if you move the phone a little further back?

Is that code for "I fell into the Hudson for the third time"?

Is that two foods or one food?

Is that you don't actually have to stand this close to each other.

Is this about dance practice? If you try hard, you can get to my level.

Is this about the party?

It brought you back to me.

It completely ruined our election result meeting,

It connects all your devices and I added some new features.

It helps. It does help.

It is a thing you do.

It was Aisha's wish to bring us all home. And now you must finish what she started.

It was Aisha's wish, to bring us all home. And now you must finish what she started.

It was all one big country, India.

It was all true, Nani.

It was Bon Jovi.

It was insane. The police showed up and asked about Night Light...

It was me.

It was so fun.

It was very hard for many people. And then there was a civil war.

It's actually my name in Arabic.

It's amazing.

It's because I am not ready to let you go.

It's coming from within you.

It's definitely not easy.

It's essays, it's applications.

It's fine, I failed my first time as well.

It's gonna be epic.

It's good. I watched it a few years back. It was very pleasing.

It's hard to read, um...

It's just something for Cultural Studies class.

It's just too risky to stay with Sana.

It's Kamala's. It broke.

It's never been done before. It's, like, the first fan event

It's nice to meet you. I'm Kamran.

It's not a party, it's a convention.

It's not gonna work. It's just gonna destroy everything.

It's not like I'm asking to go to a party and do cocaine.

It's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world.

It's not too, um, bright?

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. I don't use it much anyway.

It's okay. I got you. I got you.

It's okay. It's okay, okay?

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's one of my favorite elements.

It's open.

It's probably why I ran for the Mosque Board.

It's really cool that you like this kind of stuff as well.

It's really hard to concentrate when we can barely see you.

It's time to start really thinking about your future.

It's written in Urdu.

It's you.

It's, like, this historical reenactment.

It's, like, where is this out of proportion worry for you?

Just a second.

Just be respectful. The FBI is already surveilling them, you know that.

Just before the train pulled out of the station.

Just calm down and think happy thoughts.

Just in case.

Just make sure I can save yours as well, and, uh, yeah.

Just put this up, and you have a deal.

Just thought it would be cool to have a superhero who actually fights for us.

Kamala is the best daughter in the whole wide world.

Kamala pulled the alarm. Saw with my own eyes.

Kamala, are all these people your family?

Kamala, everyone will die.

Kamala, I know that you are growing up,

Kamala, listen to me.

Kamala, please tell Bruno this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn.

Kamala, please. Just be honest with us.

Kamala, you have to go. They're after you.

Kamala, you're gonna start with the Mosque Bros. Yes?

KAMALA: (GASPS) Waleed.

KAMALA: 5:49 p.m., I gracefully excuse myself.

KAMALA: 5:55, I suit up in the greatest

KAMALA: 6:30, we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh.

KAMALA: Are you okay? BRUNO: Yeah.

KAMALA: Bruno!

KAMALA: Can we just talk?

KAMALA: Come on. The Mosque Bros never respect the halal gap.

KAMALA: Dibs. I'll talk to them.

KAMALA: Dream bigger, Bruno!

KAMALA: Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for.

KAMALA: Good for her.

KAMALA: I have to compete against her now?

KAMALA: I like your jacket.

KAMALA: It's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world.

KAMALA: No offence to any of the other Avengers,

KAMALA: No.

KAMALA: Nope.

KAMALA: Oh, God.

KAMALA: Oh, wow.

KAMALA: Okay, Bruno, I actually have powers.

KAMALA: Please. We're going, we're conquering.

KAMALA: She's the change that we need.

KAMALA: So the worst thing that could happen has happened.

KAMALA: So weird. Hey.

KAMALA: Technically, the Reverts.

KAMALA: Thanks.

KAMALA: Then after a few quick photos with fans,

KAMALA: Ugh. Agreed.

KAMALA: Until...

KAMALA: Yeah!

KAMALA: You and your fancy Zuzu system are going to be my cover.

KAMALA: You can't talk to Aamir. Look, about the bangle...

KAMALA: You know, the plan was perfect. I was gonna get my license.

Kamala?

Kamala? Is that you, beta?

Kamala.

Kamala. (EXCLAIMS)

Kamala. Hey, can we talk?

Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala!

KAMRAN: I'd like you to meet my mom.

KAMRAN: I've been followed. We have to go.

KAMRAN: Mom, have you seen my phone?

KAMRAN: Nice to see you.

Kamran...

Keep moving!

Knock, please.

Law & Order re runs, but I'm not wrong.

Leave him alone.

Let me see it.

Let me talk to Aamir and his wife.

Let me, please. Come on. Hey.

Let's call it "Hard Light."

Let's do the tri state sweep.

Let's go! Move, move, move!

Light comes out of you and it hardens.

Like an idea come to life.

Like the bangle unlocked the superhuman part of you.

Like we need another target on our backs.

Like you wanted something so bad, and then it actually happened,

Like, hey, remember the time you were working with...

Like, I dropped a kid off a building. And then I got chased by drones.

Like, I have a purpose.

Like, obviously, I can't be the superhero.

Like, what's your favorite thing?

Like, when I put this on, I feel like me.

Listen, just make sure that the instructor can see you move your head, okay?

Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts.

Look at the mirrors every 15 seconds at least.

Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean...

Look, I promise I won't do anything stupid.

Look, I'm the real deal, you know what I mean? All right?

Look, it's illusions, old friend.

Look, Kamala, if you want to help these people, I will help you help them.

Look, that was a bold move.

Look.

Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know.

Looks like the auntie got ahold of Bruno.

Ma'am, because of your daughter, I'm walking home.

Make sure Sana gets on the train tonight.

MAN 1: Go, go, go.

MAN 2: Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go? MAN 3: We lost her.

MAN 3: Somebody help! WOMAN 3: Help!

MAN 4: Bravo, we got nothing.

MAN 5: Someone's gotta help him.

MAN 7: Don't worry, Hameed.

MAN 8: Please help him!

MAN 9: Are you seeing this?

MAN 12: Is he going to be okay? MAN 13: How did she do that?

MAN ON RADIO: As religious unrest sweeps across the country,

MAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Kamala Khan, please come to my office ASAP.

MAN: And now, a very special presentation for the bride and groom!

MAN: Stop or I'll shoot!

MAN: You're finished!

MAN: You're too short.

Managed to get back on the train just before...

Many people knew her.

Mashallah.

May Allah forgive you one day.

May or may not have several warrants out for my arrest, so...

Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board actually makes some change around here.

Maybe I spend too much time with fan art,

Maybe it was your sister?

Maybe it's not such a bad thing that you're not her.

Maybe one day something will do the same for him.

Maybe some chats with the press, we bounce.

Maybe someday you'll feel like Jersey's your home.

Maybe this is something I need to do.

Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time.

Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend.

Maybe... Actually, you know what,

Meals, everything.

Meanwhile, I have to go after my white whale.

Meet me on the roof in 10.

Middle Eastern perhaps?

Might actually learn a thing or two about this thing. Uh...

Might. So there's a chance.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mothers and daughters, it is the eternal struggle.

Move over.

Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's...

MR. WILSON: Your teachers, they're telling me you're doodling all day

Much bigger than either of them could have created alone.

Munee, I've told you so many times over the years.

Munee, what is a 28 hour flight with four connections among friends, huh?

Muneeba forbids me from having these. But, hey, look at them.

MUNEEBA: And I'm trying to protect you from yourself.

MUNEEBA: Bruno, where is Kamala?

MUNEEBA: Haan? Bolo.

MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school?

MUNEEBA: Hurry up. You're going to be late for your driving test.

MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.

MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.

MUNEEBA: Kamala, are you okay, beta?

MUNEEBA: Kamala, please don't forget to

MUNEEBA: Kamala, what are you doing?

MUNEEBA: Kamala.

MUNEEBA: Let's go. No time today.

MUNEEBA: Oof, the trouble this girl's causing,

MUNEEBA: Pick it up. Pick it up, Kamala. Pick up the phone!

MUNEEBA: That is junk.

MUNEEBA: What's happening?

MUNEEBA: Who do you want to be in this world?

MUNEEBA: You set her up to fail,

Muneeba's family moved to Karachi only after the Partition.

Must be hard not having your mother here to celebrate with you.

My ammi, my mom, she's literally obsessed with him for some reason.

My costume is near perfect, just pending the final flourish.

My costume is near perfect, pending the final flourish.

My English was not so good.

My family has been in Karachi for generations. Yeah.

My family knew her.

My father built this house for us.

My father called her a snake.

My mother was one.

My name is Aisha.

My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe. So, doesn't super work.

My name is pronounced "Kamala."

My new Versaces.

My old ears are not...

My parents are gonna kill me!

My parents aren't around anymore either.

My parents can barely make eye contact with me anymore.

My teachers. Mr. Wilson.

My whole life I've either been too white for some people or too ethnic for others.

Nah, it's just orange juice.

NAJAF: Yo! It's Night Light.

Najma, no!

Najma, we can go home.

NAJMA: Aisha, we can't let them get their hands on this bangle.

NAJMA: Fariha, Saleem, I found the bangle.

NAJMA: I'll find it if it's the last thing I do.

NAJMA: Just help us get home and it will all be over.

NAJMA: We don't have more time.

NAJMA: We searched everywhere for years.

NAJMA: We've been running together ever since.

Najma.

Najma...

NAKIA: Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros?

NAKIA: Are you okay? BRUNO: No, I'm not.

NAKIA: At least the Pious Boys are easier. Their life is one giant halal gap.

NAKIA: But for that you have to make it past the Mini Harami Girls.

NAKIA: Hey, KK, are you feeling all right?

NAKIA: Let's get changed for the mehndi.

NAKIA: Mmm hmm.

NAKIA: That is the 22nd pair of shoes that have been stolen

NAKIA: Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will run.

Nakia!

NARRATOR: At the stroke of the midnight hour,

Never been afraid to reinvent himself.

Never have I seen a couple so certain of their love as they are of themselves.

New adventures can be scary.

Newly appointed prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru

Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special two part series

Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran.

Night Light. Which is a dumb name, by the way.

Night, Tiny K.

No human alive can resist the smell of fresh fried paratha.

No princesses. I'm sorry. You know what's even better?

No use resisting now.

No worries.

No, I need to stay here so my mom knows where to find me.

No, no, no, I'm not going to talk about this at all, beta.

No, no, no, no, everything's fine. You go back to sleep.

No, no, no, no, no, no! Kamala, somebody stole my shoes!

No, no, no, no, no. No.

No, no, no, no. She'll get him.

No, no. Only a few Damage Control agents came poking around the Masjid. No biggie.

No, nothing is wrong. I just wanna chat. Can't wait.

No, thank you.

No, we can't!

No, we don't have time. You gotta go. It's good. It's fine.

No, you have to save her.

No!

No?

No.

No. It's... I'm 16.

No. Mr. Wilson was my father.

No. She's a perfect angel.

Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana,

Nominations are still open for the Mosque Board election.

None of them are good.

None of them have been as thrilling as being your mother.

Noor? That means light, right? Noor Girl. No, that's not it.

Not a lot of salaam here, huh?

Not all of my shoes.

Not dressed like that, because it is so humiliating.

Not exactly. Aisha was from another dimension, and so are we.

Not right now, but after school.

Not this one.

Not this one. I've never seen powers like that.

Not very well thought out, but I respect you for trying.

Nothing is going to happen.

Now just think of a nice plate or bowl of ice cream pizza.

Now we all know the story.

Now who was this glorious, well coiffed hero?

Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana, who was just a toddler then,

Now, I know you're just putting on a show.

Now, if it was him asking...

Now, we also do Eid, Diwali and bar mitzvahs,

Obviously people are gonna be interested.

Obviously we don't know exactly what she's been up to.

Of course I do.

Of course it can.

Of course it's dangerous. Why wouldn't it be?

Of course.

Of Scott Lang's podcast interviews,

Of this great nation to participate in democracy.

Off the top of your head?

Oh, beta, speak up a bit.

Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me

Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans.

Oh, cool. Okay.

Oh, good. That's a relief.

Oh, hi. Thank you.

Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance.

Oh, Kamala, Bruno came by earlier.

Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one,

Oh, Kamala. Thank God.

Oh, man, that was good. You got me.

Oh, my God, Aamir. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, my God, please tell me you had a goth phase.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties?

Oh, my God. I genuinely thought your name was Brian this whole time.

Oh, my God. Who is that?

Oh, my God. You made these?

Oh, no, I hadn't noticed the first four times that...

Oh, no. No, I'm not...

Oh, shoot!

Oh, um,

Oh, we don't know.

Oh, well, it brings fortitude to your marriage

Oh, yes.

Oh, you both need to come.

Oh, your great grandmother.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations." I like it. Has a nice ring to it.

Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak.

Oh.

Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already.

Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh...

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... (CHUCKLES)

Oi, what happened?

Okay, all right, prospective member, but I feel good about our polling.

Okay, Ammi, Magnum is a dog. Kamala is a girl. Okay?

Okay, calm down.

Okay, enough, this is not about the Partition, okay?

Okay, everyone. Let's slow it down.

Okay, first off, I just wanna say

Okay, hold on.

Okay, I'm not 12.

Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is right now, I see a girl divided.

Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo.

Okay, look, I only said that...

Okay, maybe I do need to work on my skills.

Okay, Nani, please can we... Can I call you tomorrow?

Okay, no super strength. All I got is this.

Okay, okay.

Okay, see you later.

Okay, we should go.

Okay, what do we have here?

Okay! (LAUGHS)

Okay? I think I have this bangle for a reason.

Okay? It's okay.

Okay? There's not gonna be another first AvengerCon ever again. Never.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But what will this do?

Okay. Come on. Help me up.

Okay. Hey, let's never do that zombie impersonation again.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

Okay. I'm gonna need you to jump, okay?

Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table,

Okay. Theater, after lunch.

Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know.

Okay. Why are we, um,

On why I think Thor is secretly a gamer.

One moment, I was posing for a couple of pictures

One pure, beautiful day of freedom at AvengerCon.

One that would bring me back to you.

One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet like a flaming angel.

One, very cute.

One. I put ice cream on pizza.

Only because you almost killed me first.

Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape.

Operating out of this mosque.

Operating? Out of here? I'm afraid not, ma'am.

Or anything cool like that.

Or because she was spotted at a mosque, ma'am?

Or do you want to be some, you know,

Or shall I just call you hungry?

Or strange boys.

Or...

Our cousin?

Our family is magical.

Overstay your welcome and then ask if you could take home food.

Oye, chak de phatte!

Passion. He chooses faith, courage.

Peaceful?

People are dying.

People are fleeing for their lives.

Perfect. You re read that. I actually have to go pick up some stuff for the mehndi.

Perhaps this was the journey I was intended to take.

Perhaps you can tell me where you're from then?

Please can I go?

Please don't put all these lies into my daughter's head, okay?

Please don't take that from Kamran, too.

Please help me close it.

Please let me go.

Please! Mom! Dad!

Please. Return when you have a signed warrant.

Plenty of people fail their driver's test. Instructors focus on the tiniest things.

Police? Did they send drones? I was chased by drones.

Politics is dirty.

Promise me, Hasan.

Pursuant to U.S. criminal code, law enforcement officers are not permitted

Quickly and safely, everyone. We almost have the back hallway clear.

Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay?

Ready, and go!

Remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday.

Retrieving it will take some time.

Right back to her father.

Right now, she's helping me exercise our right as citizens

Right, yeah, just... There you go. Hey, we're getting the hang of it.

Right?

Right? (LAUGHS)

Right.

Riots and violent outbreaks have erupted across the country.

Rough morning all around.

Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.

Sana is not safe. You have to take her with you.

SANA: (VOICE ECHOING) Ammi!

SANA: Ammi! Ammi!

SANA: Ammi! Ammi! Ammi!

SANA: Ammi? Abbu! Ammi!

SANA: Ammi.

SANA: But don't worry so much. She'll be okay.

SANA: I didn't hold you tight enough, Munee.

SANA: I don't know,

SANA: I somehow got separated from my father.

SANA: She was quite the rebel, you know.

Sana!

Sana!

Sana!

Sana!

Sana?

Sana?

Sana?

Sana?

Sana.

Search every temple, community center, and...

See you later.

See, but the men's section is pristine.

See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk.

See, that was actually just a bit I was doing.

See, there's, like, ghost stories, and then there's Djinn stories.

Serious because your person of interest is enhanced,

Seriously, remember the paper I was talking about?

She decided that she wasn't ready for commitment.

She did not deserve the shame this woman brought to her family.

She didn't look in the mirrors enough for you and your clipboard?

She didn't try to kill me. She saved my life. (SCOFFS)

She disappeared that night, just like many others did.

She does. We do. It's just that we don't trust anyone else.

She doesn't seem to notice, and if she does, she doesn't care.

She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us.

She got separated from her parents on the train station.

She left you to fend for yourself.

She put a curse on everything she touched.

She ran away when she was 17 to follow that star...

She still has a huge crush on Kingo Senior.

She was getting very comfortable with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium.

She wasn't at my wedding. Why would she be at my son's wedding?

She wouldn't just leave me behind like some kind of orphan.

She'd punch a hole in space and time and she'd help them now.

She's celebrating the fragility of life.

She's going to discover that she doesn't have a ring on her finger.

She's not too short. This thing is too long.

She's okay.

SHEIKH ABDULLAH: Help is on the way, son.

SHEIKH ABDULLAH: Is there a problem, Officer?

Should I do something?

Should we be concerned it's on a severed arm?

Showtime.

Signaled the beginning of a new India.

Sister Kamala! How glad I am that you've joined us today.

Sister!

Sisters, no talking during the lecture, please.

Sit down. Let's see what we can do here.

Small acts of everyday kindness...

Smile, and you ask your mom.

So go back and get him.

So he couldn't really keep up with her.

So I guess super strength is not a part of the equation.

So it looks like your power isn't coming from the bangle.

So long as we're together, we can build a home anywhere, Hasan.

So never fully stop at stop signs.

So now she's off gallivanting through Europe to "discover" herself.

So that every time you clash you become closer.

So that our children could be anything that they wanted to be, yeah?

So that, you know, he's not alone, because poor Bruno, right?

So that's progress. Also, they need my help, which means I need your help.

So this belonged to Aisha

So this is a security camera, okay? So you can see who's home from your phone.

So who was it?

So you are that Light Girl?

So you do know what she looks like, what else do you know?

So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh?

So you want my bangle?

So you want to go to a party? Is this a joke?

So you're basically our inside man.

So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea

So your plan is take the bus.

So, Bruno has made this and he's connected all the devices to this Zuzu.

So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader?

So, do you have a name?

So, how did you all say you knew her?

So, how does she convince everyone that she's good?

So, I made this myself. Okay? This is the Zuzu system.

So, like, a group of Djinn people saved me from all the drone stuff last night.

So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.

So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.

So, this is where you've been hiding.

So, what, am I like Asgardian or something?

So, what's the actual point of this?

So, when I first put this on, I was hoping to shut some people up,

So, where exactly is your home?

So, where's the other one?

So, you're a car guy as well?

So, your brother told us about your Avengers party.

So... Zuzu, turn off the lights.

SOLDIER 2: By the order of the Crown, stand to.

SOLDIER 3: Don't let him get away.

SOLDIER: Oi, you. What are you doing here? You can't be here.

Something

Something good.

Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know,

Sorry.

South Asian?

Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me I have a biology report

Specifically that of the Noor dimension? That's N O O...

Staring off into space in your little fantasy land.

Stick to the classics, right?

Still trying to think of that flourish?

Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike. Come on, man. Open the door.

Stretching.

Sure they do.

Ta da!

Tag it hashtag mosque life. Or hashtag Deen.

Take your phones out. Show them the love. They are here.

Teenage girl at AvengerCon.

Tell me the truth.

Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say.

Thank you for making a home for me here.

Thank you, by the way.

Thank you, Captain America cosplayers. Congratulations to the winner.

Thank you, Sister Kamala,

Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, man.

Thanks. I like your necklace.

That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha.

That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha.

That bangle helps you unlock the Noor.

That bangle is made for something bigger than you.

That is happening to you right now.

That is junk.

That is not you.

That is why it is important to keep that bangle safe.

That video that you made about low calorie popcorn.

That was getting out of the city. Yeah?

That was gross.

That was the last time we saw her.

That way's blocked. I can't do time.

That woman brought shame on our entire family.

That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks.

That's "Black Sloth Down." And I fell in once, okay?

That's all that matters.

That's due tomorrow. So...

That's great. Can you show me, please?

That's my car.

That's so rude.

That's the plan. Got it?

That's why I need you to hold onto this for me.

That's why we moved to America, right?

The Avengers were trying to save the world, but if we're being honest here,

The bangle and its visions brought you to me

The bangle unlocked the superhuman part of you.

The bangle, it does some really weird things.

The brown girls from Jersey City who save the world.

The cosplay competition.

The costume contest did get cancelled,

The Djinn stories are so much worse because they're real.

The Dominion of ****stan has been demarcated for Muslims,

The Early Immersion program at Caltech, you got it!

The entire mosque is here with nothing to do but eat and gossip.

The final chapter to my 10 part series on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel.

The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe.

The Hulk. (LAUGHS)

The Illumin Aunties, actually. They know everything.

The Illumin Aunties.

The least we can do is protect Aisha's family.

The list goes on.

The man who chooses love chooses joonoon.

The one who disappeared during Partition, my great grandmother Aisha?

The only one I know.

The partition and the side entrance

The party is over there.

The prime minister urges India's citizens to remain calm...

The reason I learnt to sew and you learnt to airbrush.

The same things we know. That she's a brown, most likely Muslim girl.

The thing is I do hate the game, though.

The Veil.

The videos you sent were flashes of pink light and I didn't see anything.

The whole good Muslim versus bad Muslim, let's self surveil our people routine.

Then at 8:00 p.m., the real reason we're here,

Then Carol Danvers would be reckless.

Then I make my way out of the house undetected but extremely impressive where

Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous 60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon.

Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like,

Then why am I only just hearing about this?

Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself,

Then you're gonna save the world.

Theoretically, it's possible.

There is no such thing as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie.

There is only one way.

There was a girl who decided she wanted to go backpacking around Europe.

There's a fire. I'm so sorry.

There's a lot of stuff, actually.

There's a story about Muneeba's family from during the Partition.

There's another superhero catastrophe and she's sitting there,

There's another superhero catastrophe,

There's no big Hulk, little Hulk. It's just not...

There's Noor within us as well. It slows down our aging, for one thing.

There's nowhere to go.

There's, like, this cosplay competition which is...

There's, uh, food and a place to rest if you need to use my cottage.

These.

They call themselves the Clandestines. And Kamran's one of them.

They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys.

They didn't seem particularly happy about it.

They don't have much time. Get Sana on the train.

They really gotta fix this place.

They stormed in thinking we had something on her,

They want you to bring some of you to Captain Marvel, right?

They wanted us to give her up or something.

They were losing, badly.

They were so nice to me. I'll just go talk to them.

They'll kill everyone. You have to get out of here.

They'll unleash their world unto us, until there's nothing left of it.

They're burning homes across the countryside.

They're coming after you.

They're gonna start writing about it, and where does it start? Here.

They're not here to talk.

They're really nice,

Think about how big the margin of error must be.

Think she went home with her parents.

Thinking God knows know what and drinking God knows what.

This cosmic head in the clouds person?

This is a celebration. Yusuf.

This is a very serious matter. It is in your best interest to cooperate.

This is for you.

This is insane, he's going to fall.

This is Kamran. He's our cousin.

This is my ammi. What I could remember of her at least.

This is my fault. This is all my fault. These are my genetics.

This is our final final call for contestants to the stage.

This is so cool. Is this Nani's?

This is so cool. Is this Nani's?

This is the first one ever. And then future historians,

This isn't your fight.

This photograph, and those lights, how did that happen?

This place will never be our home.

This week, we're focusing on the battle of Earth.

This whole time it was you, and you didn't say anything?

This will keep you safe wherever you go, okay?

Those people out there just see you as a kid playing dress up.

Though perhaps except during my lecture.

Through marriage, of course.

To dream of building a better future.

To enter a private space without a signed warrant.

To help infiltrate the Insta Clique.

To help me with all the things for your brother's wedding you said you would.

To live a life in fear or love.

To put some food in your mouth, one day you will starve to death.

To understand how all this began, we must go back to a pivotal moment

Touch me and I'll break your leg.

Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi

Trust me, if it was legal, I would do it.

Try again. This time like you have a social life. And go.

Two people fell in love and created something...

Two, she, like, punched Thanos right in the face.

TYESHA: You look fantastic. YUSUF: Oh, thank you.

Uh, I can't really train today.

Uh, it was great meeting you guys.

Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix our section of this place.

Uh, not without our permission, you won't. You have no legal authority here.

Uh, obviously.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Excuse me.

Uh... Night Light.

Um, I actually wanted to talk to you about something.

Um, I know it'd be really fun.

Um, I'll see you later, okay?

Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Uncle Choudhury is from ****stan.

Until a trail of stars appeared and took me right back into his arms.

Vaah!

Very funny.

Very good. Let's go.

Vote for Nakia.

Wa alaikum salaam.

Wait, no, actually, 'cause Uncle Rasheed is running.

Wait, wait. Best is yet to come.

Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh, give me your phone.

Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer?

Wait. Nani? Nani?

Wait. You knew? And you asked Kamala to do it anyway?

Walaikumsalam, beta.

WALEED: Your great grandmother's story is of legend.

Wanna dance?

Want me to turn off the lights or are you afraid of the Djinn?

Was it, like... Did you guys meet in school or something?

Was she Latina?

We assumed she got lost, like so many others.

We called you "Haram dot Kamran."

We can put our plan into action.

We can still make the next one, but if we miss it, it's game over.

We can take our memories with us.

We can't get through.

We can't just stick up a poster for every piece of plaster that falls.

We didn't even know she had any until you put on that bangle

We don't look alike. She looks nothing like me.

We get on the bus just in time. Everyone stares at us in awe

We got mold under the carpets and the walls are literally crumbling.

We have decided to let you go.

We need to get everyone out of here.

We received a report of an unidentified enhanced individual

We searched for her, but with all that happened during Partition,

We should go to that party.

We spend six weeks on ancient Rome and ancient Greece

We still have a few more votes to count.

We truly started the meeting 30 seconds ago.

We work on your balance and concentration, right?

We'll figure out where to go tomorrow.

We'll just stay here, we'll figure it out.

We're going to make her help us.

We're living in the future. (LAUGHS)

We've moved around together a lot.

Welcome to the party.

Well, because you have never asked.

Well, for one, I'd like you to stop trampling on my poor roses,

Well, I changed my mind.

Well, I don't know how much more trouble I can get into after all this.

Well, I don't know if you're hungry, but my nonna's out of town.

Well, I mean, you're here now.

Well, I'm having a party on Friday, you should come.

Well, I'm so glad you liked it.

Well, if Kamala's phone is on your family plan,

Well, now is not the time to worry.

Well, Sana always said that

Well, that's this moment.

Well, the thing is, Rasheed is also running.

Well, you have me, and it's probably for the best in the end, anyway. Less drama.

What about it? Which one? What?

What about Kamran? Wasn't he born here too?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing out here all by yourself?

What are you doing?

What did Sana say happened? How did she find her father?

What do you want?

What does she have to discover about herself?

What happened to Sana's mother?

What happened to you?

What I realized is all of these theoretical problems

What is it that I'm saying you can't understand?

What is this?

What kind of shame are we talking here?

What makes you think she's coming back?

What makes you think you have Ant Man powers?

What was that?

What was the name? Hot...

What will I leave behind for my daughter?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Ammi wouldn't even let me go.

What? I mean, that's awesome. I didn't know you found out already.

What? She did. You backed up into the car, remember?

What? Why?

What? You can't see anything.

What? You have got to be kidding. I'm a big fan.

What? You mean this one?

What's up with your knee?

What's wrong, squishy?

What's... What's your back up plan?

Whatever mountain you're facing, you don't have to do it alone.

Whatever you wanna do.

When my mother wants something, nothing stands in her way.

When the world sleeps,

When we first met, you threatened to break my leg.

When you're ready, we have much to discuss.

Where are you getting all this information?

Where did you hear that name?

Where did you hear that name?

Where have you been?

Where have you been? Hmm?

Where I, a board member,

Where someone comes in to the main character and they say,

Where you gonna go, hmm?

Which is why I'm also so worried about the plight of the parrots.

Which is why I'm gonna have a party on Friday.

Which is why you have to come.

While India is a secular state with a Hindu majority.

Who is that woman you were talking to last night?

Who is that?

Who is this rebellious girl sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me?

Who knows? No one knows. I don't even know. I can't see. Where?

Who seems like a pretty cool guy.

Who taught you to drive? Bowser?

Who were those people you were with? They were arrested.

Who would have thought?

Whole school can hear this.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Why are you doing this? You said you would protect me.

Why don't you write to me?

Why have I never heard of this?

Why is she here?

Why should I protect those who betray me?

Why?

Why? What do you mean?

Why'd she also send all this junk?

With his very hard earned money, it has seen a lot of trauma.

With the right equipment, of course. Speaking of, newest prototype.

With those words, on the eve of August 15th, 1947,

WOMAN 1: Oh, my God!

WOMAN 2: What do we do? WOMAN 3: Who is that?

WOMAN 4: Hold on, hold on! MAN 4: Someone call the police!

WOMAN 6: She got him. MAN 11: That was close.

WOMAN 7: Did you see that?

WOMAN: Kamala.

WOMAN: Please enjoy the party.

Women's suffrage, we fought for this, people died for this. You wouldn't...

Would it be super weird if we asked her for a ride to AvengerCon?

Wow, that's...

Wow.

Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume was gonna make people stare.

Wow. You look great. Yeah, good.

Yeah, about that... You all look very good for being around in the '40s.

Yeah, bring her in.

Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's, like, sealed shut for some reason.

Yeah, but listen.

Yeah, but maybe they're right.

Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ.

Yeah, it's a wonder we've never hung out before.

Yeah, let's focus on that. Do you have a favorite food?

Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry.

Yeah, look, um, about the bangle...

Yeah, maybe I should've tried harder in gym.

Yeah, my mom wants to know if you're coming to Eid with us.

Yeah, no, that sounds really fun, actually.

Yeah, so, I was thinking today,

Yeah, thanks, Bruno. I almost forgot about that.

Yeah, we can work with that.

Yeah, we're so not going to that party.

Yeah!

Yeah? You studied the criminal code in homeroom?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm down.

Yeah. Night Light.

Yeah. We're ****stani. We roll pretty deep.

Yeah. Who would have thought that would happen?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.

Yeah. You know that part in the movie

Yeah. Zuzu.

Yeh le lo ji aap.

Yep. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Yes, actually. America was my mountain.

Yes, go to Nana Abbu!

Yes, I've seen a movie.

Yes, it is.

Yes, she does.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go. Attic, and with me.

Yes!

Yes! You see? She loves the New Jersey prince too.

Yes. Yeah.

Yo! It's Night light.

You always said I was magic...

You and that masked woman looked pretty identical. White girl, red hair...

You and your bestie...

You and your mom are close, huh?

You are a weirdo. Whoa!

You are about to stand in front of God

You are brave, my son.

You are more than a friend, I assure you.

You are spending the next semester at Caltech.

You are.

You can build me sloth baby wings. That's very me.

You can just log into your account

You can take it for a ride sometime if you want.

You can't just text me "I'm alive," and then go get a full eight hours, okay?

You chose us, and that's what mattered.

You didn't see anything? I tried to shrink and fly

You do know that you don't really have to look in the mirrors that often?

You don't get it.

You don't sound too good.

You dropped this.

You expected her to signal at every single turn?

You get what?

You go that way. I'll go check on the others.

You got it!

You got it. The early immersion program at Caltech.

You got the bangle. Put it on.

You guys are all good to go. We're kicking things off...

You have a good mother, Kamala.

You have everything that you need.

You have Kamran.

You have to come to Karachi.

You have to let me go.

You have until sundown tomorrow.

You heard what that man from the temple said?

You knew I was running from something.

You know I'm not trying to scare you, right?

You know the DMV revoked her driver's license?

You know what I love about AirPods

You know what? I'm good.

You know when you bump into a drone,

You know why? Aamir is getting married. Hmm?

You know, all she does to me is say no.

You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse.

You know, I'm pretty sure a ****stani goodbye is the opposite of an Irish one.

You know, if you ever need anything, I'm just a call away.

You know, it's really something incredible.

You know, Magnum got lost once, I had him microchipped.

You know, that everything is okay.

You know, there's just something about their syntheticness.

You know, they had to get on to the last train

You know, to celebrate the fragility of life.

You know, when I saw you out there, it reminded me of my favorite poem.

You missed quite the party.

You must've been mobbed by all your fans, no?

You only said his worst movie ever.

You really belly flopped it back there, man. That had to hurt.

You say yes.

You set up the smart house stuff for my dad,

You stick to the gizmos, beta. This is my secret.

You sure?

You taught me that.

You think about that.

You wanna save the world?

You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world.

You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back.

You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn?

You want some?

You wear a shalwar kameez every day on the street.

You were looking at haram things on the Internet.

You weren't going to tell me.

You will be sure not to give your mother any trouble.

You would do best to do the same.

You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you?

You wouldn't rob two young women of that future, would you, Uncle?

You! Don't move!

You'll be waiting in your costume, which better be awesome. Don't embarrass me.

You'll find your way after grad school.

You're clearly not British.

You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine.

You're gonna need all the help you can get.

You're good at math. Do you know anything about interdimensional travel

You're good. He's probably gonna leave in a sec. So let's just wait.

You're in danger, and so is your entire family.

You're Kamala Khan.

You're Kamala Khan.

You're kidding me!

You're not going to dress up like all those other girls in skimpy outfits.

You're not going.

You're on my shirt.

You're our daughter. We want to help you.

You're right.

You're right. She is adorable.

You're sitting down?

You're still young and there are so many strange people roaming around at night.

You're supposed to save Nani, like the story.

You're the change. The change is here, and the change is her, everyone.

You're the lead character, I'm Meryl Streep.

You're the one who told me to focus on telling my own stories.

You're trending.

You're very kind. Which one's your favorite?

You've been acting kinda weird these past couple of days.

You've done something very wrong. Just kidding. It is crazy that the

You've seen what's happening.

You've turned your back on us.

Your Abbu will drive you there and he will go inside with you for two hours.

Your daughter and basically your other daughter.

Your family. Your people. Where's the bangle, Aisha?

Your father and I dreamed so much of coming here,

Your father and I had a lot of adventures, Kamala.

Your grades. Your family. Your story.

Your mom and dad, they're gonna calm down, okay?

Your mother will get very upset.

Your uncle's car is so cool. I love the color.

YUSUF: Aamir, come on, listen, even Tyesha has agreed.

YUSUF: Ah.

YUSUF: All right, listen.

YUSUF: And how exactly will you be dressed?

YUSUF: Can you tell us what exactly happened?

YUSUF: Sorry, beta. Sorry.

YUSUF: That's our Aamir though.

YUSUF: You're supposed to be the latest in technology?

YUSUF: Zuzu, switch to sports channel.

Yusuf. What are you doing?

ZOE ON VIDEO: It was crazy.

ZOE: I wonder if it's because she knew that, like,

ZOE: Oh, my God! Help me! Help me!

ZOE: She didn't try to kill me. She saved my life.

Zoe! You did that on purpose.

Zoe's having some people over tonight.

Zuzu, please, switch the TV...

80,000.

(AISHA CHUCKLES) Yet uncertainty and fear

(BLADE STABS) (AISHA GROANING)

(BOTH GREETING) NAJAF: How's this?

(BOTH GRUNTING) Oh, my gosh. Oh!

(BREATHING HEAVILY) MAN 6: There must be another way in.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) (GIRL GIGGLES)

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(CHUCKLES) And...

(CROWD EXCLAIMS) MAN 10: Call an ambulance!

(CROWD GASPING) WOMAN 5: No!

(ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

(ENGINE STARTS) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXHALES) I got you.

(FIRE ALARM BLARING) (GUESTS GASPING)

(GRUNTS) (BELL DINGS)

(GRUNTS) (THUDS)

(GRUNTS) ZOE: (EXCLAIMS) Really?

(GUNS FIRING IN DISTANCE) (GRUNTS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (WHIMPERING)

(KAMALA GROWLS, LAUGHS) (BRUNO EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHING) Stop, please. I'm shy.

(LAUGHS) I just can't resist them. I got you covered, Mr. Khan.

(MAN EXCLAIMS) (ALL CHEER)

(MUNEEBA CHUCKLES) SANA: Kamala!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) (BABY CRYING)

(PHONE RINGING) She's not picking up the phone.

(RASHEED LAUGHING) And clearly everyone loves him.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (SLURPS)

(SCREAMING) (CROWD EXCLAIMS)

(SCREAMS) (ALL GASPING)

(SCREAMS) (CROWD GASPS)

(SCREAMS) No!

(SIREN WAILING) (BREATHING HEAVILY)

(SIREN WAILING) Cops! Everyone scatter!

(SPEAKS IN ARABIC) ALL: Allahu Akbar!

(SPEAKS IN ARABIC) ALL: Allahu Akbar!

(TIRES SCREECHING) (WEAPONS CHARGING)

(VILLAGERS YELLING) BRITISH SOLDIER 1: There they are, sir.

(WHIRRING) She left some lasagna in the fridge.

(YUSUF GROWLS) (LAUGHS) Aah!

$732. YUSUF: What's that?

Aamir's out for the evening. Mmm hmm.

Abbu. Ah, defensive...

After the British just... The British left us with a mess.

Aisha, please, I can't keep up. This is the last train. We need to hurry.

All my dreams are coming true. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Almost anything. Yeah.

Amma ji, kaisi hain? MUNEEBA: Bilkul.

Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening. Nice. Say hi to her parents from me.

Ammi! Hi! Oh, my gosh.

Ammi? Mmm?

Ammi? MUNEEBA: Hmm?

Ammi. MUNEEBA: Mmm?

And I programmed it to understand Urdu. Urdu?

Any ideas? BRUNO: Okay.

Are those Photon gloves? Yeah.

Are you following? Yes. Keep going.

Are you okay? I'm okay.

Are you serious? I'm not joking you.

Are you serious? Yes.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Away from here! (GRUNTS)

Because if so, I'm busy. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Because it really was not that loud. Wait!

Beta. I have to get mangoes from him.

BOTH: Oh! Then you'll also say that

BOY: Playing here. Captain Princess Marvel.

Brian? (GASPS)

BRUNO: Capes are cool. Even Asgardian.

BRUNO: It's good, it's okay? It's so good.

BRUNO: Me embarrass you? KAMALA: Yeah, I said it.

BRUNO: Thank you. KAMALA: Thank you.

BRUNO: We made it. We made it. WOMAN: Yeah!

But, like... Kamala.

Call for help. That's Hameed! Please help.

Can I call you later? You need to come to Karachi.

Can I help you with anything? No.

Can I think about it? Okay... (CLICKS TONGUE) Bruno.

Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah.

Chalo, Kamala, let's go. Don't mess up those errands.

Choro ji. Kamina kahika!

Come on. BOY: She's gonna save him!,

Come. It's getting a bit noisy here. AADAM: This is my house.

Concerning. Very.

Cool. I'll DM you the details. KAMRAN: Yeah.

Damage Control? Why? What did they want? I don't know.

Did you see that? Come on. You gotta go.

Do you accept Aamir Khan as your husband? (CHUCKLES) Oh, I do.

Do you accept Aamir Khan as your husband? I do.

Do you accept Aamir Khan as your husband? I do.

Do you want them or... (LAUGHS) Yes.

Don't come in. I'm changing. (YUSUF EXCLAIMS)

Dude, am I related to Thor? No, no. I didn't say any of that.

Dude, why would you do that? (KAMALA COUGHS)

Dude. Bro.

Excuse me? Nakia Bahadir, mosque board member.

Fire? I gotta grab the money.

For her sake! You promised. Aisha. Aisha!

From my phone? Oh, yeah, from your phone.

Get Brian out of here. I swear he gets my name wrong on purpose.

Get in! Kamran.

Get in. Kamran?

GIRL: Do it, do it! Jump! Is he stupid?

GIRL: It's Insta! Shh!

Go. KAMALA: Oh, gosh.

Gross. I mean, it all happened so fast.

Guess there's always next year. No, there's no next year.

HAMEED: I like the flavors. That's really gross.

Handsome, huh? Oh, yeah, Mr. K.

HASAN: Sana? Ammi?

Have a good night, Mr. Khan. Yeah.

He did? Yes.

He knows my name's not Brian. Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad?

Head to the back door, now! On the ground! On the ground!

Hello? Nani, hi.

Hello. KAMALA: Hi.

Help me! MAN 1: There's a boy up there.

Help me! Please! Someone call 9 1 1!

Hey, Bruno. Hi.

Hey, I think you should leave. Seriously, please just back off, Brian.

Hey, salaam, everyone. She's a hero.

Hey! Come on!

Hey! Hey!

Hey. How was it?

Hey. I didn't see you after class. Hi.

Hi, Bruno beta. BRUNO: Hey.

Hi, Bruno. You look so great. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Hey.

Hi, Nani. Hello, Kamala?

Hi. Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down.

Hmm? Nothing.

Hot... Hot Topic.

How did you do that so fast? (LAUGHS)

How did you know about that? Because I saw it too.

How do they turn on? Right here. Bow!

How was Zoe's house? Oh, it was magical.

Huh? (BOTH CHUCKLE)

I can be subtle. You can be subtle?

I heard she killed a man. (GASPING)

I mean, she has a phone, right? Yes, of course, beta, she has a phone.

I need to talk to you alone. BRUNO: No, no, no.

I promise. Go.

I think I did pretty good, okay? I think so too.

I was trying to keep that to myself. AADAM: This is so awkward.

I'll distract them. How? Isn't that too easy?

I'll talk to them. Really?

I'm a Djinn. And tonic?

I'm ready. Oh, we're fighting?

I'm sorry. I really do love you. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

I've come here to warn you. What?

I've got a woman detained now. I've got her! Go!

I've never seen powers like that. Bring her in.

In a very tight suit. It's not that tight.

Is it Eid again? Yeah, the lesser one.

Is that actually true? Who knows?

Is this a joke? No.

Is this from Nani? Must be things for the baat paaki.

It sounds like it's for five year olds. Kamala, focus.

It was you? Um...

It wasn't a goth phase. Oh, yeah.

It'll come to me any second now. Sure it will.

It's got to be the evil eye. Mmm hmm.

It's her. What?

It's just typical. Mmm.

It's only SRK's best work. Uh...

It's pretty bright, yeah. Don't listen to him.

Just go! Aisha!

Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. Wait! No, no. No, no, no.

Just... Stop that. I hate you.

Kamala is in her room. (MUNEEBA CHUCKLES)

Kamala, are you okay? ...as young as your smile.

KAMALA: And that's why you vote for... Party, party, party.

KAMALA: Good night, Abbu. Sleep tight, beta.

KAMALA: Hey. (DOOR CLOSES)

KAMALA: Is that Zoe? You guys look amazing.

Kamala. Brother!

Kamala's my best friend. Oh, yeah.

Kamran, my whole family is here now. I tried to call you.

Kamran. Uh, yeah.

Let me have a look. No, I'm actually... I'm good.

Let's go find Nana Abbu. (SANA SOBBING)

Let's go. Tyesha, come on. Let's go! Please, Mom.

Like spyware for parents? Kind of.

Like you and me cousin? KAMRAN: Yeah, yeah, um...

Mala. Hey, what happened? I fell off my bike.

Mango... No, no, just wait!

Might? Kamala.

Might. There's a chance. Kamala.

Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi. MUNEEBA: Mmm hmm.

Mostly. Move.

MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. Coming, Ammi.

MUNEEBA: Okay. Watch this.

MUNEEBA: What are you doing? (KAREEM GASPS)

NAJAF: Bruno! Maybe?

Nakia will take care of me. Wait. No.

NAKIA: Come on, dude. Plus some vodka.

Nani, please, I have to know. YUSUF: Kamala.

Never ever? Never ever ever.

No, I did not. Yes, you...

No, I... Is there alcohol in that?

No, it's not. It is childish.

No, no, I got some work. Okay, I'll pack you something to go.

No, no, I'm good. MUNEEBA: No, no, of course I will.

No. No.

No. Of course. Yeah. We're not here by choice. We were exiled.

No. Wouldn't dream of it. No trouble. No, no, she's no trouble.

No... Have a good time?

Not funny. It's funny. It's funny.

Nothing. It's fine. That was convincing.

Of course she does. No, I don't.

Oh, my God! MAN 2: Hameed!

Oh, my God. BOY 2: Jump!

Oh. I do want to ask you something though.

Oh. Right? It's not.

Oh. Yeah. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Okay, I didn't mean it like that. MUNEEBA: Bas, Kamala.

Okay, I'm not 12. This says you're 12. Good night.

Okay? BRUNO: Oh, my gosh.

Okay? I'm sorry. (SPEAKS IN Urdu)

Okay. And then I'm going to freak out.

On the train. SANA: The last one that night.

Ooh! By Bon Jovi? Yes.

Our heroes were done for. (GULPS)

Please don't tell anyone. Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone.

Please let it go. (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Popcorn, popcorn Popcorn!

PS, this is Mr. Wilson. Thank you, Mr. Wilson.

Really? Yeah, seriously.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Really? Really? Yes, but there are special conditions.

Salamalekum, Aunty. Nani. MUNEEBA: Uh huh.

Sana, Sana, Sana. (CRYING)

Sana! (GROANS)

Sana! SANA: Ammi?

Sana? (SANA CRYING)

See what? Did you see the train, beta?

See you soon. YUSUF: Muneeba.

See? This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up.

Shall we go home now? Yeah.

She can't. She failed. Ow! Dude.

she followed a trail of stars... She followed a trail of stars

She's gonna fall. She doesn't like it.

Shh! No Snapchatting in the masjid!

So cute you all will look. Oh, my God. Okay, it's...

So do you. Thank you.

So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. No, no, no, Bruno.

So, when there's a knock on the door... (KNOCK AT DOOR)

So... You think we'll win?

Something I like? Yeah.

Sometimes... No.

Sorry, Zoe. It's fine.

Sorry. It's fine, all right?

Sorry. It's okay.

Sorry. It's time to stop fantasizing.

Sorry. No.

Sorry. I need to see it. (GASPS)

Sounds expensive. No, no.

Steampunk is dead. Okay, fine.

Stretching? Yeah.

Switch to the back up plan then. You have a back up plan?

TEACHER: Morning, Camelia. Morning.

Teenage girl at AvengerCon. CLEARY: AvengerCon?

Thank you. Okay. Not all of us. This kid's 17.

That was my way back in. I know. We missed the bus.

That's sweet. Yeah, well...

That's where you come in, right? What?

That's wonderful. Isn't it?

That's your mother at your age. No. No!

The costume's not even accurate. She doesn't even like the Avengers.

The Djinn? Yeah.

Then one will have to do. SOLDIER: We will shoot.

There was a choker. It wasn't mine.

They are all heroes. This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?

This is magic. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

This is the plan. Kamala, you're the best sister ever.

Twice. (SIGHS) It means everything sucks.

Uh, I'm Kamran. Nakia.

Uh... Really?

Uh... Ta da!

Up, up, up! Take this one out!

Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys? Yeah.

Wait, really? Yes.

Wait. Did you just say you won? Maybe.

Way too early for poetry, Abbu. (YUSUF LAUGHS)

We are Brown Jovi. (GUESTS CHEERING)

We're getting up. We're getting up.

Wedding shopping, I see. Mmm hmm.

What are you even talking about? It's a bad name.

What are you gonna do? I don't know.

What are you wearing? It's Bruce Banner.

What did you do? I found the mosque.

What does that mean? Damn!

What happened to Sana's mother? She disappeared that night.

What happened to Sana's mother? She disappeared that night.

What is that? My personal self expression.

What just happened? I'll explain it. Okay.

What? Something you like.

What? Thank you. Yeah.

What? Zombie Captain Marvel.

What's up, Najaf? NAJAF: What's going on, Kamala?

What's up? Hey.

Where are the gloves? Oh, they're just...

Who is "they"? My mom.

Why are we hopping? Zoe's famous.

Why are you blushing? SALEEM: She wasn't talking about you.

Why can't Kamala do it? She's going to help me with my errands.

Why didn't you tell me sooner? I just think you've been busy.

Yeah, I'll get on that. Did you get my gifts? Huh?

Yeah, um... Mmm hmm. You good?

Yeah, yeah. How are you doing? Can you keep a secret?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. (GASPS)

Yeah. Cool.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, um...

Yeah. I mean, do you like them? Yes.

Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic. Thank you.

Yes. Why?

You do trust me, right? No. I don't trust you.

You do? Yeah.

You good? Yeah.

You gotta be with me, girl. Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson.

You have the gloves? Yeah. They're in my bag.

You have to trust me with this, Hasan. Aisha.

You know the ones for your wedding? I am?

You know you can tell me anything, right? (SIGHS)

You look amazing. No. We don't have time.

You wish. I'm phenomenal. Oh, you'll get there.

You're an idiot. I'm not. I'm actually a genius.

You're gonna be my campaign manager. What?

You're making it awkward. What did I teach you?

You're not safe. None of you are safe. What?

You're reciting lyrics from Mulan. I am, I am.

You're too short for that, Jaanu. Yes, you really are too short for that.

You've never even seen them like that. Like what? Like, mad?

YUSUF: Come on, come on. You did.

YUSUF: Topic! Hot Topic.

Zuzu, TV rokna. So you want to go to a party, at night?

...by saying, "Our first and immediate objective must be to put an end

'cause I don't understand half the things my mom's into.

'Sup?

‘Cos you're here.

"...is seeking you."

"But to unlock such an ancient barrier will require a primordial power."

"exiled from their home world and damned to live out their days trapped in our own.

"God has willed it."

"Is she there or is she there? Where's Kamala?"

"Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?"

"Legend tells of a group of hidden Djinn,

"searching for the key that will help them get home.

"She who lives." A beautiful name.

"Some call them genies. Others, demons.

"Supernatural beings of pre Islamic folklore,

"the Djinn have had many names across time and cultures.

"The world is too full to talk about

"They move in shadows,

"to all internal strife and violence

"What you seek is seeking you..."

"What you seek is seeking you."

"What you seek..."

"When the soul lies down in that grass

"which disfigure and degrade us, and injure the cause of freedom."

"Who is that?"

"You want to answer phones of a demanding but impossibly chic magazine editor?"

"You're going to be a Jedi"?

(AADAM LAUGHING)

(AAMIR CLEARS THROAT)

(AAMIR PRAYING)

(AISHA CLEARS THROAT)

(AISHA SINGING IN Urdu)

(ALL APPLAUDING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(ALL GREETING)

(ALL LAUGH)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(ALL SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

(ANNOUNCER REPEATS IN Urdu)

(ANNOUNCER REPEATS IN Urdu)

(ANNOUNCER REPEATS IN Urdu)

(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(BLOWS)

(BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH GROAN)

(BOTH GRUNT)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BRUNO GRUNTS)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CHATTER DIES DOWN)

(CHATTERING CONTINUES)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) But only the greats like Baazigar and other stuff like that.

(CHUCKLES) Me?

(CHUCKLES) She's trouble, this one.

(CHUCKLING) Oh!

(CLANGING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten.

(CLICKING TONGUE)

(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.

(CONTINUES PANTING)

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

(CRYING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR OPENING IN DISTANCE)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WARBLING)

(ENERGY PULSATING)

(ENERGY PULSATING)

(ENERGY PULSATING)

(ENERGY PULSATING)

(ENERGY PULSATING)

(ENGINE REVS)

(EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMS, PANTING)

(EXCLAIMS) Waah!

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(FEEDBACK WHINES)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GIRLS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUMBLES) Zuzu, television, switch it on.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Yeah!

(GRUNTS, GROANS)

(GRUNTS, PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) Whoo!

(GUESTS CLAMORING)

(GUNSHOT)

(HASAN SPEAKING IN Urdu)

(HASAN SPEAKS IN Urdu)

(HASAN YELLS)

(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(HORN HONKS)

(HORNS BLARING)

(IN ENGLISH) Aamir, if you don't stop praying long enough

(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Shall we eat? Because that was exhausting.

(IN ****STANI ACCENT) I'm a huge fan of The Great British Bake Off.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(INDISTINCT VOICES)

(KAMALA GASPS)

(KAMALA GRUNTS)

(KAMALA GRUNTS)

(KAMALA GRUNTS)

(KAMALA GRUNTS)

(KAMALA LAUGHS)

(KAMRAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(KEYPAD CLICKING)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LAUGHS AND SPEAKS IN ARABIC)

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) Good joke, everybody.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) I see.

(LAUGHS) Take that again. It's hideous.

(LINE RINGING)

(MEAT SIZZLING)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

(METAL CREAKING)

(METAL CREAKING)

(MOUTHING SONG)

(MUNEEBA CHUCKLING)

(MUNEEBA EXCLAIMS)

(MUNEEBA LAUGHING ON PHONE)

(MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE)

(MUNEEBA LAUGHS WRYLY)

(MUNEEBA LAUGHS)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(NAKIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(NAKIA GROANS)

(NAKIA GRUNTS)

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(PEOPLE CHEERING ON VIDEO)

(PEOPLE CHEERING ON VIDEO)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC)

(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

(RASHEED LAUGHING)

(ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)

(ROCKS TUMBLING)

(ROMANTIC POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(RUMBLING)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

(SCOFFS) What are you watching? Turn that off.

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS) Someone help me!

(SHEIKH ABDULLAH RECITING PRAYER)

(SHRIEKS) Somebody help me!

(SIGHS SOFTLY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) And mosque.

(SINGING) Popcorn, popcorn

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SOBBING)

(SOFTLY) As Captain Marvel.

(SOFTLY) Deever.

(SOFTLY) Hey.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

(SPEAKING IN Urdu)

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SPEAKING URDU)

(SPEAKING URDU)

(SPEAKING Urdu)

(SPEAKING URDU)

(SPEAKING Urdu)

(SPEAKS ARABIC) You are now husband and wife.

(SPEAKS IN Urdu)

(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

(THUDDING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING)

(VILLAGERS CHEERING)

(VILLAGERS YELLING)

(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHISPERING) Are you crazy?

(WHISPERING) Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run.

(WHISPERS) Ask her.

(WHISPERS) My brother and his fiancée.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(WHOOSHING)

(WOMAN CONTINUES SOBBING)

(WOMAN SOBBING)

(YELLING)

(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)

(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)

(YUSUF LAUGHS)

(YUSUF ROARING)

(ZOE SCREAMING)

(ZOE SCREAMING)