The Newsroom - Season 1 Edit

A cable anchor who's in the exact same business

A construction contractor,

A minute ago, it was like you were taking sniper fire.

A ****stani blog.

A thunderclap rings out.

Abolishing the minimum wage would create jobs.

About 10 minutes ago at a staff meeting.

About 10 minutes ago.

Absolutely. We have no central control,

Adults should hold themselves accountable for failure.

AFP, which has two founders David and Charles Koch.

Against a tyrannical government.

Ahem.

All I heard was sounds coming from the mouth of a nerd.

All praised our coverage of the Times Square bomb.

All right,

All right, just to be clear, is your country my country, too?

All right, precincts are closing in Kentucky and Indiana.

All right, to the 112th Congress.

All right.

All right.

Americans liked that moment.

Among gay couples is now lower than it is among heterosexual couples.

Anchored through history by honest to God newsmen

And Yeah.

And a baseball card of his opponent.

And a lot of people might argue there are witches out there.

And an unshakeable devotion to reporting the news.

And Brinkley and Buckley and Cronkite and Rather

And by any chance was it around this time

And don't forget I've known you for 20 years.

And failed to report on tectonic shifts in our country.

And finally, the system worked.

And for 23 hours a day you should make a profit,

And for his rematch with Apollo Creed,

And for that reason only, she may want to sleep with you.

And get over it.

And had signed up with the Brooklyn District Attorney's Office

And he fights round after round as a righty

And he is gonna lay off.

And he sponsored or cosponsored 38 pieces

And he's driving a different car than Mac.

And heard on this program.

And her credentials are readily available.

And how it's presented to you based on the simple truth

And I failed you.

And I had no credit left on my phone.

And I hope they can teach me a thing or two.

And I may have been overserved.

And I plan to govern the same way.

And I think if the religion of the bomber is important,

And I want to say something to you

And I'll get them back to where they used to be.

And I'll tell you what else, it's good business, too.

And I'm gonna want these reviewed three times once they're loaded in.

And I'm looking forward to being there when he does.

And in the past five elections you've won your district

And influence the national conversation.

And it is really a beautiful sight to see.

And it was a yes or no question that should be easy to answer.

And it's a work night and I got to be in early.

And Jerry Rubin and the Yippies.

And Kendra talked to Maggie, who confirmed it was over.

And make the final decision on everything seen

And Moses says, Look,

And no candidate would have sought their endorsement.

And no one should be laughing anymore.

And not the bonus prick that I've been getting for the past week.

And not the network or the company.

And now those network newscasts,

And overthrow the government

And rebrand ACN as MSNBC's more combative brother?

And Rocky comes at him with his left.

And Russert Now they have to compete with the likes of me.

And said everything his network had done

And say, This is a national emergency and we need to increase revenue

And see you on the other side.

And services such as counseling, job training.

And Sheryl Bell, a registered nurse.

And so tonight I'm beginning this newscast

And staffers come here after work to socialize.

And tax policy, he's taken an oath not to learn anything new

And that business was good to us,

And that he was on television when he said it.

And that is something that seems to confound the media.

And that takes us to last night.

And that was for the people to protect themselves

And that's how we're going to rein in government spending.

And that's the kind of thing that would ordinarily scare Will straight.

And the individual price we are paying

And the Koch brothers are not playing around,

And the Koch brothers' personal wealth of $50 billion

And the mortal enemy of innuendo, speculation,

And the Times of London has it online.

And their original organizing principles obliterated.

And then a little while later put my fist through his head?

And there isn't a policeman in the street.

And these guys aren't Republicans.

And they could buy and sell George Soros 10 times over.

And they don't stand a chance against the circus

And this time, disabuse yourself of the idea

And trying to levitate the Pentagon.

And unamended train wreck of failures

And unless we're all blind,

And we agree to disagree.

And we're clear.

And what we must do to prevent a reoccurrence.

And whatever you may think of these people,

And whose idea was it to wake him up?

And Will started swinging away.

And you can insist

And you guys just set me up to look like an asshole

And your answer?

And, as you said, mentioned that one of the people

Anything more than a pack of gum, and I have to go to Congress for permission.

AP's already calling it for Rogers, Pence, and Burton.

Are a public trust with an ability to inform

Are being drowned out by lobbyists and special interests.

Are the same people that Will has been making look

Are you a relative of Will's? Are you related?

Are you aware of the consequences of not raising the debt ceiling?

Are you aware of the consequences,

Are you having trouble breathing? Can you hear me?

Are you still there?

Are you sure that's the best analogy you can use?

Are you talking about Coca Cola?

Arkansas State Secretary just certified it for John Boozman.

As a grassroots movement, which means

As a matter of fact, the rate of contraction of HIV

As did three of your college professors.

As the producers of Jersey Shore.

At the moment it comes across our wire.

Back in 1968 when Rennie Davis and Hayden and their guys

Balance is irrelevant to me.

Based on his zero years of experience in economics

Based on what are you giving relationship advice?

Basically said there was nothing to worry about

Because 18,000 US troops were sidelined by VD during that war.

Because he was a genuinely bad guy.

Because I made the decision that American voters need a fucking lawyer.

Because I spend my time trying to find and protect my sources.

Because news is only useful in the context of humanity.

Because we know that very little news is born

Before he was a speechwriter, he was a prosecutor.

Before he was an anchor, before he was a reporter,

Before I even got a chance to get started.

Before you take one, talk to me, okay?

Between public and private, there are problems.

Big fan. Keep it up.

Boehner'll keep them in line on the debt ceiling vote.

Brad, why did you say now we've really got something to worry about?

Brad, wrap it up.

Bring viewers to 10:00.

Brutal.

Bryce Delaney became the sixth GOP incumbent

But don't hang up.

But don't talk to me like I am a disappointing child.

But evolution? The jury's back on that one.

But for one hour a night you work for us.

But he's going to tone it down or I'm going to fire him.

But it didn't.

But let me ask you something. Do you believe that the American soldiers

But News Night is quitting that business right now.

But that doesn't matter. Bob Bennett, the most conservative member

But that movement got eaten by Abbie Hoffman

But the talk of him being a socialist or a Marxist

But these voices are a small minority now

But they're qualified to make borderline calls.

By asking for a small sacrifice from the wealthiest 1% of us,

By comparison, CBS had Katie open her show from Times Square

By creating what we call context.

By diseases, Senator DeMint is referring to HIV and AIDS?

By double digits. What happened?

By joining Mr. Clarke in apologizing

By telling him to get a paper route.

By Tuesday we had all the facts.

Call it red.

Call this SS 101.

Can I warn you about something?

Can you get Elliot to say something other than

Can you get him to go to Elliot a little more?

Can you imagine Humphrey or Kennedy

Charlie, I understood the Tea Party in the beginning,

Charlie.

Chief of Surgery. That would make her a brain surgeon.

Choose.

Colorado, Alaska, and Washington still too close to call period.

Come have a drink with Will and me.

Come here.

Compared to the price that the country is going to pay

Congress forgot to add that under no circumstances

Congress would allow the fledgling networks

Congress, unable to anticipate the enormous capacity

Congressman Delaney, thank you for joining us.

Congressman elect, congratulations.

Congressman, you have a consistent voting record

Considering new information, hearing dissenting opinions,

Could there be paid advertising

Did you see a doctor?

Didn't feel like it when everyone else was saying it's a genuine threat

Do any of them advertise on our network?

Do me a favor. I need you to fix 1918 and add the source.

Do not come down on the Kochs without checking upstairs.

Do not laugh. I felt the exact same way about the bar exam.

Do their constituents know that?

Do you mind waiting just a second while I change?

Do you think part of a senator's job should include listening to experts,

Does a private restaurant in Kentucky

Does anybody mind if I start drinking a lot of bourbon right now

Does Rand Paul believe that a private business

Don's hands are tied.

Don't talk to me like that.

Don't we want to get them all right?

During informational broadcasting.

Early exits suggest a quarter of all voters, at least so far,

Election night. Just the guys.

Elliot got in trouble tonight for saying something

Elliot, tell us what we're looking at.

Elliot's smart, but he can't do what Will does.

Especially traditional power structures.

Especially traditional, uh, uh...

Ethel Merman's a stage mother who really pushes her daughter

Even at the height of 1968,

Every family, and every business big or small in this state

Every two years, we drive to a fire station

Everyone's reporting that it was a t shirt vendor

Exceptional minds with years of experience

Excuse me.

Facts. We don't pretend that certain facts are in dispute

Failed to include in its deal the one requirement

Failed you.

Fellas, that was election coverage. Tell 'em, Charlie.

Follow my finger.

For at least the next two years.

For Communications and Technology,

For not having a reasonable opposition party.

For not pretending to be crazy is nothing

For starters, a centerpiece of Mike Lee's stump speech

For the center, Leona. Facts are the center.

For you to go... out like a fish with

Frank Guidry, representing Colorado's 8th district.

Free use of taxpayer owned airwaves

From the collapse of the financial system

From the Republican Senate primary race in Utah.

From this moment on, we'll be deciding what goes on our air

Generically hating the American establishment,

Get back here. Get back here.

Get in the game, would you, please?

Gives Delaney a 97% rating over his 10 terms in Congress.

Go tell her she did a good job.

Go to the conservative websites.

God bless America.

God, Don, that's

Godspeed and God bless America.

Goes back to its planet.

Good evening. I'm Will McAvoy.

Good work tonight.

HAL malfunctioned in a very realistic way.

Half of them won their primaries by beating candidates Boehner endorsed.

Hang on.

Hard core conservatives are getting primaried.

Has anything to do with why we weren't invited this year.

Has she seen the new show?

Has she seen the new show?

Have been invited to every year for the last nine years.

Have got to stop taking my Xanax.

Have the right to deny service to black people?

Have you seen Maggie? She seemed a little funny

Have you slept?

He also took responsibility for himself

He can stay.

He didn't go on the air telling people to give peace a chance.

He gave back the gains he made after Northwestern.

He goes after Jim DeMint.

He got marching orders to get the numbers up at 10:00.

He graduated college at 19, law school at 21,

He humiliated congressional candidates on my air.

He is inviting you to become a star.

He lost his primary to a dentist

He on the side of technology wins. You know who said that?

He said it shouldn't be legal because of the diseases

He said...

He wants to murder ya.

He was a Deputy Whip, he was state cochair

He was a great public servant.

He was great at that shit.

He was sleeping during that shit.

He was taken off the plane by a final check

He was talking to me!

He'll be bound by both.

He'll have to swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution.

He's a great guy and you two should be friends.

He's also signed a note to Grover Norquist not to raise taxes.

He's going after the Koch brothers.

He's gonna have to stay off television for three years.

He's not gonna lay off anything.

Here you go.

Here's something I want everyone to watch at home tonight.

Here's what the Grayson camp sent us on his concession.

Hey, you want to give me a break?

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

His firing would be viewed as a noble step

His trainer Burgess Meredith makes him train as a righty.

Hoffman and Rubin were a lot more charismatic.

Hoffman and Rubin weren't Democrats.

Honey, you're gonna tell me if I'm in the way, right?

How beautiful it is to see democracy in action?

How did Palin get into the rundown?

How do you explain people who are on Social Security

How is there room to the right of Bob Bennett?

How is this not our top story every night?

How many viewers did he lose that night?

How much did you have to do with writing that opening tonight?

How would you like me to respond

How would you possibly explain firing

Howard Kurtz and the Columbia Journalism Review

Hyped up terror scares, ginned up controversy,

Hyperbole, and nonsense.

I also welcome the hearings because it is finally a forum

I am in there doing everything I can to get Mac to get him

I apologize, ma'am. Happy birthday.

I can't jam in a Palin SOT just to give myself

I can't.

I could have done the show you guys want to do.

I didn't know that I was in love with you until

I don't believe they advertise anywhere.

I don't have time to explain the plot of Gypsy.

I don't know that reference.

I don't know why I said that so loud.

I don't make the rules, but I do abide by them.

I don't think He did bless them

I don't, and they'll try someone else until someone does.

I engineered a situation wherein an executive producer

I got up at 2:00 AM and broke down polling data

I have business before this Congress, Charlie.

I have business in front of this Congress, Charlie!

I have no words to describe what I just

I have to cover Natalee Holloway.

I hope that's not where we're going, but, you know,

I just couldn't be less interested in WikiLeaks.

I know he's a friend of yours.

I know the answer to this question, but I just want to hear you say it anyway.

I know who this is. I am not worthy.

I know, so I confirmed it with the NYPD, and it's true.

I know. That's why I bought one.

I liked that moment.

I loathe you right now.

I love doing the news.

I mean, I don't know who you think I am,

I mean, it said eyes only, baby.

I need the team from Inception to come and remove the image from

I never heard anyone say that before.

I never knew what the word smug meant until I met you.

I printed this hot note. I'm adding it to your binder.

I really want to get this one right tomorrow.

I saw the show tonight at a bar.

I see it. It's just not in the stack.

I shouted, Now. I'm Burgess Meredith.

I speak for myself.

I think he was fully aware of what he said

I think she wants to say good job.

I think the best analogy I can use is Rocky II.

I think whoever it is probably didn't know about the toast.

I think you've got the boy coming around.

I think you've had enough bourbon for one lifetime.

I thought I should call 9 1 1, but my English is not very good

I thought you got where you are by being fearless.

I told her if she wants to stay together, she has to not break up.

I want everyone to delete the e mail without reading it.

I want to know. Are you in or are you out?

I wanted to tell you that I shouldn't have

I was an accomplice to a slow and repeated and unacknowledged

I was going to say the same thing.

I was sitting watching you right there while you were right there.

I wasn't aware of, you know, what was going on with the McRib sandwich.

I welcome these hearings because of the opportunity

I will make every effort to expose you

I wish your face would stop moving so I could punch it.

I wonder how many people weren't worried about McCarthy.

I wonder if what we're about to see

I would love that.

I'd be happy to arrange it.

I'll be right outside.

I'll fire him, Charlie.

I'll make no effort to subdue my personal opinions.

I'll put up a suggestion box.

I'll tell you when there's something to worry about.

I'm a leader in an industry that miscalled election results,

I'm a leader in an industry that misdirected

I'm confounded.

I'm equipped for that.

I'm fine, I'm just If I say anything...

I'm going with the guys who are getting creamed.

I'm gonna ask you some questions.

I'm gonna check your pulse again.

I'm gonna feel your pulse, okay?

I'm having trouble hearing you.

I'm head of the cheerleading squad. We're called the Flight Crew.

I'm in midtown Manhattan, Gomer Pyle. You're in Fallujah.

I'm just gonna...

I'm looking at Patty Murray up by %1 with 60 in.

I'm looking at the exits. Did anyone under 70 vote in this election?

I'm looking at the stack and you're missing 1825.

I'm moved that they still think they can win

I'm News Night's managing editor

I'm not asking him to cover anything up.

I'm not asking him to lie.

I'm not going to swoop in like she's a rent controlled apartment.

I'm not rubbing her face in anything.

I'm not swooping in.

I'm not worried about Michele Bachmann.

I'm on the upper terrace of the AWM building,

I'm quitting the circus and switching teams.

I'm sending him an e mail.

I'm simply not considering her feelings at all.

I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

I'm sorry, guys. I just can't hear you.

I'm sorry, say that again.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure they were, and God bless them.

I'm sure they've married and divorced three times since then.

I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.

I've been sitting here for two and a half hours and I still don't know why.

I've got a mandate.

I've got a really good job, Charlie.

I've got eyes.

I've got the image of Mackenzie with that with her ex boy

If 10 Nobel Prize winning economists were to walk into his office

If Joe McCarthy sat on the House Subcommittee

If that's what you're talking about.

If there was a problem, I'd have heard about it.

If this Congress keeps going the way it is,

If we review the graphics package

If you decide that restaurants are publically owed

If you follow the money, nearly all of it eventually leads to AFP.

If you want to panic about something, I think it's six to five and pick 'em

If you're just joining us, the Republican Party

Imagine yourself in a safe place

Immeasurably for the better.

In about three hours, he'll be on TV on the West Coast

In excess of $40 million.

In exchange for one public service.

In four, three, two rolling.

In law enforcement, not an army.

In six weeks I haven't heard anything from the 44th floor.

In the conference room and then she walked out.

In the five months I've been here,

In the infancy of mass communications,

In the last six months, they've bankrolled Tea Party candidates

Including oil and gas, refining and chemicals,

Including seven members of the House Subcommittee

Insubordinate, and grounds for termination.

Into the mouth of a fish.

Is exceeded only by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates,

Is going to be an absolute game changer for journalists of our generation.

Is in danger of falling under Sharia Law?

Is President Obama a socialist?

Is repealing the 14th Amendment.

Is reporting what she says to the press.

Is she all right?

Is there something here that's funny?

Isn't he the one who wants to bust the unions? Am I mixing him up?

It

It didn't feel like it?

It doesn't give the government permission to borrow more money.

It doesn't have anything to do with truth, logic, or reality.

It gives the government permission to pay back the money we already borrowed.

It is.

It means he's gonna have my job one day.

It might come as a surprise to you

It needs to be a Republican saying it.

It provided for homeless veterans

It should be fiercely resistant to central control,

It was 18,000 every day.

It was a joke.

It was a Tea Party event.

It was something Will wanted to do.

It won't come out.

It would be accurate to say it started

It's a moral obligation. Get used to it.

It's an applause line, and he's going to win his primary by double digits.

It's from Gypsy.

It's going to come down, as it always does,

It's just bizarre because the show's taken a pretty sharp turn.

It's like being in the cast of a Fellini film.

It's my understanding this is a karaoke bar

It's not strange I'm not hearing anything from the 44th floor?

It's not the world's most reliable source.

It's pro forma. It's one sentence on one piece of paper.

It's what the media doesn't get.

Jesus looks up into the heavens, raises his arms.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hooks the ball into the trees.

Jesus turns to Moses with a satisfied grin.

Joey, can you get that ready and let Jake know when it's there?

Joey, I'm sending you the quote.

Joey, ready on graphics.

John Yarmuth just picked up the Kentucky 3rd.

Just filled with waitresses

Just give me a minute to change. We'll be out of here.

Just like I understood the SDS.

Just that Mackenzie McHale got here, shouted, Now,

K O C H. Have either of you heard of Koch Industries?

Koch Industries is the second largest

Kyle, we all remember those Tea Party signs

Last week.

Laugh all you want, but Kubrick got it exactly right.

Leave Hey, leave Mac out of this.

Leona Lansing wants to see me at 10:00 AM

Leona, the ratings have stabilized.

Leona, you can't possibly expect us to tailor

Let me also say I'm not the one

Let me be clear that I don't apologize

Let's check the stack on file 102.

Let's go to three.

Let's start from the top again.

Let's start over.

Lexington, Kentucky, and the Grayson statement.

Lexington, Kentucky, and the Grayson statement.

Lexington, Kentucky, just elected their first openly gay mayor.

Like fucking morons for the last six months.

Lisa, the guys you bring to the apartment

Listen to me! America just elected

Literally a brain surgeon.

Look, I'm not doing it on purpose.

Look, pal

Mac said I could watch tonight so long as I promised to stay out of your eye line.

Mac, you want a cyber panel next to Will or a lower third?

Mackenzie McHale. So where's he

Mackenzie would cook me and eat me.

Maggie.

Maggie. Ohio 12. Red.

Martin, nice work. Get some sleep.

Martin, would you take Wade and show him the decision desk?

Media Matters think progress.

Michele Bachmann is a hairdo.

Michele Bachmann's called for Congress to be investigated

Mike Lee wouldn't even discuss it?

Mike, tell us why you became involved with the Tea Party movement.

Minerals, fertilizer, forestry, polymers and fibers and ranching.

Miss McHale is our executive producer.

Mmm, hey.

Moses and Jesus are playing golf.

Moses steps up to the tee and hits a beautiful shot

Mr. Guidry, in a few months, you'll be asked to cast

Mr. Guidry, this is Sloan Sabbith.

Mr. Guidry, you campaigned

Mr. Lyndall and Miss Bell are the founders and cochairs

Mr. Wexler, I'd like to talk about Senator DeMint's

Mrs. Lansing, Rocky Balboa was a lefty.

Multiple Peabody winning executive producer.

My answer was that I disagree with the man

My friends across the aisle had been elected.

My party's being hijacked and it's happening in real time.

My pollster tells me

My suggestion is stop breaking up.

Name me the freedoms that you had the day before

Named Lance Orton who spotted the smoking car and called 9 1 1.

Neurologist at Columbia Presbyterian.

New Infantry Adaptation to a Threatening Situation.

News stories as Fox and MSNBC combined.

No traditional power structure.

No words.

No, he's back up. Okay, go wide.

No, I got where I am by knowing who to fear.

No, I'm meeting Will. We're going out.

No, ma'am, teen pregnancy rose over that period.

No, they're not in my pocket.

No, you're No. Wade, this is

No. No, we're going on a date.

No. This is exactly what was supposed to happen.

Nor are we computers dispensing only the facts

Nor do all broadcast journalists owe an apology.

Not a high school cheerleader. A professional cheerleader.

Not my lifetime.

Now you want to play golf or do you want to fuck around?

Now, the congressmen that will be replacing them

Obesity, breast cancer, hurricanes,

Of army field manual FM 2251:

Of AWM's annual revenue.

Of legislation that were signed into law.

Of Richard Clarke, former counterterrorism chief

Of the flight manifest by a US Customs officer.

Of the governed and instead is at the beck and call of special interests and corporations.

Of the McCain/Palin campaign,

Of the Riley County Tea Party Express. Welcome.

Of the Senate, is going to lose his primary race to a guy named Mike Lee

Of the true owners of the United States.

Of the US defaulting on its loan payments?

Off to war without due diligence.

Oh, be a damn newsman, would you?

Oh, I don't have to. He's got a non compete clause in his contract.

Oh, thank you very much, but it's pretty late

Okay, have either of you ever heard the name David Koch?

Okay. Everything you just said was right.

Okay. You guys did a good show tonight.

Older women having babies, iPhones

On a promise of fiscal responsibility.

On behalf of all broadcast journalists,

On Communications and Technology.

On conservative issues,

On his campaign in Florida. That's the most ever on a gubernatorial race.

On how to run a government,

On the 40th floor conference room.

On the part of a corporation willing to sacrifice ratings for integrity.

Once you're elected, you have a duty

One: Get back together with Maggie

Or a Kenyan was a silly distraction.

Or Jerry Rubin for any office

Or something you like. YouTube kittens.

Or what we now call the evening news.

Organized the SDS, it was specifically to end the Vietnam War.

Our cable news division accounts for less than 3%

Our news coverage to what best suits our corporate

Out of Fox and right wing radio.

Out over the green, drops it in the cup for a hole in one.

Over the July 4th weekend?

Pardon, it would be accurate to say what started?

People are really looking towards those Second Amendment remedies.

People passing out daisies to soldiers

Please, please let me be dead by then.

Plus, his salary is tied to ratings.

Plus, I was the one who advised her

President Obama was sworn in that you don't have today.

President of this company.

Pretend I gave a better pep talk.

Prevalent in the homosexual population.

Private company in the country. Bigger than Coca Cola.

Producers, analysts, technicians,

Rain pours down and a stream rises among the trees.

Ready, roll in, ready, SOT 1.

Recent statements about gay marriage.

Reese, get the fuck out.

Reese, why don't you give us a minute?

Republicans pick up 63 seats in House comma

Responding spontaneously to bad trends.

Restaurants are privately owned,

Roll in.

Same thing when you blur the distinction between answers and nonsense.

Saying she hasn't ruled out a violent overthrow of her government.

Sean Duffy. Jeff Duncan.

Second, the situation was handled by first responders

Serving you the stories you asked for just the way you like them prepared.

Set aside every night for informational broadcasting,

Shahzad was trained in ****stan, but he wasn't connected to a terror network.

Sharron Angle's angry because the press

She gets panic attacks.

She gives money to everybody. She bets on all the horses in the race.

She marshals the resources of over 100 reporters,

She never watched the old show.

She said you never come in here, so...

She starts to get dizzy and shake and she thinks she's dying.

She went out on the terrace to get some air.

She's a Democrat. She gives money.

She's a Democrat. She gives money.

She's fine. She just needs to be left alone.

She's not British. She's American.

She's probably really upset.

She's so British. We're a little more than friends.

Sheryl, Mike, are the Koch brothers average Americans

Shoot. Hang on a second.

Should be allowed to discriminate on the basis of race?

Should get back to the meeting.

Should he win in the general election,

Sir, that's not what That's not

Sit back down.

Six seats in Senate comma and eight governorships.

Smart people are gonna offer you jobs for more money.

So get in there.

So I walked over to Lance who has a t shirt stall next to mine and told him.

So it would be pretty hypocritical of me to suddenly

So now we've really got something to worry about 'cause he goes out

So that second segment was too long.

So there must be a strong connection.

So Will pissed off whoever you were sitting next to at dinner Saturday night?

So you can be the regular prick that I like

So you think the '60s radicals and the Tea Party are roughly the same?

Some guys I was embedded with got panic attacks.

Someone faxed me the polling data. I don't even know who.

Someone like you should always have one in your pocket or in your purse.

Spinning instructor?

SS 101.

Stand by, 13 27.

Stand by, roll in, stand by, SOT 1.

Standing for a photo op with Bernardine Dohrn or Allen Ginsberg?

Start breathing from your abdomen.

Stay on the Tea Party.

Stop.

Suddenly the sky darkens.

Sure.

Syntax problems notwithstanding,

TARP was signed into law by George W. Bush.

Tea Party candidate Allen West.

Tea Party candidate Michele Bachmann.

Tea Party candidate Tom Graves. Tim Griffin.

Television would have to deliver consumers to advertisers,

Terry Smith is up next with the Capital Report.

Terry, I don't know how you're gonna follow Kyle, but give it a try.

Tess told Tamara, Tamara told Kendra,

Tess, good job. Go home.

Testifying before Congress on March 24, 2004.

Than a well informed electorate.

Thank you for staying late tonight.

Thank you for your service to your country, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That didn't sound like something that should come with a warning.

That have brought us to now.

That I gave the wrong answer at a town hall meeting.

That nothing is more important to a democracy

That public service would be one hour of air time

That said, Keep your government hands off my Social Security.

That some of history's greatest American journalists are working right now,

That sounded like something that should come with balloons.

That sounds a little high to be believed.

That summit was paid for entirely by Americans For Prosperity,

That they provide to the American people

That this is a conversation between equals

That was a Republican nominee for the US Senate

That was inappropriate and insubordinate,

That was my best Burgess Meredith.

That was worth saying.

That wasn't our intent.

That Will had some kind of epiphany about the Tea Party?

That won't be an issue, sir.

That would have changed our national discourse

That you have an ally in the governor's office.

That's a death sentence.

That's all right. I like being here.

That's both inappropriate and insubordinate.

That's called squandering an opportunity.

That's fantastic!

That's how the progressive movement

That's it. That's the last six months.

That's not Sir, that's not what the debt ceiling does.

That's not hard to be.

That's not what the debt ceiling

That's what you were reading on your BlackBerry, right?

That's why he's our candidate.

The airline hadn't updated its files yet,

The American Conservative Union

The apology was a Monday. The following Saturday

The Columbus and Magellan of broadcast journalism,

The Democrats wouldn't have nominated Abbie Hoffman

The failure of this program during the time I've been in charge of it

The final tally colon

The golf ball, floating on top, finds its way

The health care law hasn't taken effect yet.

The immediate global consequences

The invitation

The invitation read...

The largest demographic of Americans living in poverty are children.

The McClatchy masthead has to go with that 35 50 graphic.

The meeting's over. Stay put.

The most dangerous and addle minded Congress in my lifetime.

The most important vote you'll ever cast as a member of the House.

The newsroom turned into a courtroom, Reese,

The open sourcing of classified information

The opportunity to not take a shot at her.

The Pentagon's a really big building. You can't levitate it.

The public school system has failed you.

The reason we failed isn't a mystery.

The second most watched anchor on cable?

The statement goes on.

The story about people voting against their own interest.

The Tea Party is being radicalized

The Tea Party is the one doing the GOP bashing.

The Tea Party isn't what it started out to be.

The Tea Party was a middle class movement

The Times are reporting Rick Scott spent 75 million

Then a bird flies down and takes the fish and the ball

Then so's the religion of the guy who saved everyone's life.

There are better ways to get back at me.

There's a Hooters a few blocks from here

There's a retreat in Telluride my mother and I

These are the important facts. First, it was a lone wolf.

They drop Brink's trucks on people they disagree with.

They forgot to say that taxpayers will give you the airwaves for free

They hold the keys to the future of AWM.

They like that you don't take cheap shots at Sarah Palin.

They own dozens of companies and industries

They put that Second Amendment in there for a good reason,

They should be scared shitless.

They were about giving the finger to anyone over 30,

They were good guys? The guys you were embedded with?

They were the best people I've ever met.

They weren't in the medicine cabinet.

They won the battle, you win the war.

They're freshmen. They sit in the back.

They're gonna say the Tea Party represents the voice

They're in a packet right in front of you.

They're not candidates anymore. They are congressmen,

They're not in my purse because

They've done a pretty good job making themselves look like morons.

Things worked out well for him.

This guy, he just don't want to beat you, see?

This is ACN's Live Election Blog signing off period.

This is Mackenzie McHale. She's my secretary.

This is News Night, and that was a clip

This is the kind of story that makes people

This right here is always the swan song of the obsolete

This time it was logic.

This time tomorrow night the building blows up.

Those entrusted with protecting you

Those polls closed 20 minutes ago. What's going on?

Three of those seven are AWM's most reliable friends on the Hill.

Three: You're fired.

To be ousted by a Tea Party candidate.

To better understand why the tragedy of 9/11 happened

To do a news broadcast this company can and should be proud of.

To ferret out House members who are un American.

To give the appearance of fairness to people who don't believe them.

To go to you and he is doing it.

To informed opinions that are different from my own.

To News Night over the last six months?

To President George W. Bush,

To receive housing vouchers

To spend a single dollar that we do not have.

To stay together during these times,

To successfully inform and educate the American electorate.

To the American people for our failure.

To the dangers we actually face.

To the loved ones of the victims of 9/11.

To the truths about how strong we are

To them who are here in the room,

To those who are watching on television,

To who shows up.

To work with other people who have been elected.

To your unfiltered contempt for my son?

Today the voices of average Americans

Tonight I want to tell every worker,

Too dumbed down?

Top story every night till the plant from Little Shop of Horrors

Two possible reasons. One is that he didn't make the call.

Two: Don't get back together with Maggie

Uh sorry.

Uh, the Tea Party presents itself

Uh, your call. A cyber panel. Will

Uh...

Um, h how do you guys know each

Unless he gets tired, which happens sometimes because he's old.

Until Burgess Meredith shouts, Now,

Up until that point was trash?

Voting for candidates who could well endanger Social Security?

Wages were stagnant, jobs were disappearing,

Wall Street got trillions, and everybody was laughing at them.

Want to turn on the news, so you want to take advantage of it.

Was alerted to the smoking car by a photograph vendor named Aliou Niasse,

Was he aware that he went on television

Was it all GOP bashing, or did we cover anything else?

Was the Times Square bomb.

We are Mackenzie McHale and myself.

We are not being run by a George Soros type figure.

We are We the People.

We did almost three times as many international

We lose that when the Yankees are playing the Red Sox.

We lost David and Charles.

We needed to have the press be our friend.

We screw this up, that's all people talk about tomorrow.

We took a dive for the ratings.

We want to take it back from a Congress and a president

We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer.

We'll be back after this with the news.

We'll be the champion of facts

We'll endeavor to put information in a broader context

We'll have to pick this up another time.

We'll need a phoner graphic for the congressman elect

We'll throw it now to Terry Smith and her team in Washington

We're doing a show you can be proud of.

We're gonna need to PRE PRO that map graphic.

We're joined from Manhattan, Kansas, by Mike Lyndall,

We're joined live now by the newest member of the 112th Congress,

We're looking at an electorate that's older and more conservative.

We're not here talking about ratings, are we?

We're not waiters in a restaurant

We're out.

We're the media elite.

We've been dating for about three months.

We've got 12 minutes before the next round of polls close.

We've got some happy people here behind me.

We've still got Reid up by 12 in Clark County.

Welcome back to ACN's election night coverage.

Well, best of luck trying to program against him.

Well, except for Carla in bookkeeping who thinks you're a rube.

Well, first and foremost, we want to take our country back.

Well, if you're talking about Africa, I'd have to see the statistics for myself.

Well, it was either this or go home.

Well, last night, the voters ousted 21% of Congress,

Well, they don't call you an analyst for nothing.

Well, we all know he made enemies that night

Well, we are looking at American democracy in action, Will,

Went down to Washington to cut a deal with Congress.

Were 65 and older, and 41% identify themselves with the Tea Party.

Weren't there girls standing here a minute ago?

What about the fact he was allowed on the plane in the first place

What are we talking about?

What are you working on there?

What did HR2559 provide for?

What do you think it's about?

What happened to human interest stories?

What in God's name has happened

What is someone supposed to do with a bleeding Mexican?

What it gets into is this

What just happened?

What little funding we have comes from private citizens

What problem do we have? 7% drop?

What state, what city, what county in this country

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the hell is his job, anyway?

What was the question?

What were you expecting?

What?

What's the second possible reason we haven't heard about him?

When did that newsroom become a courtroom?

When the circus comes to town. They're overmatched.

When you blur the distinction

When you describe it, it really sounds like Brigadoon.

When you stare the future paradigm in the face.

Where are you right now?

Where does your funding come from?

Where he racked up a 94% conviction record.

Where I can apologize

Where I make an argument, you make a counterargument,

Where the hell are we?

Where would Murrow have been without McCarthy?

Which I have a fiduciary responsibility to do.

Which in turn has enslaved the Republican middle.

Which is the same thing I think of them,

Which is why Customs and Border Protection does a second check.

Which seems likely since Utah hasn't sent a Democrat to the Senate in 40 years,

While a member of the US Senate?

While at the same time out with you on a date.

While News Night gave it three minutes and 20 seconds.

While sending hundreds of thousands of our bravest young men and women

Who are stocked like a game fishing pond

Who are we to make these decisions?

Who do you want to take our country back from?

Who e mails you at 2:00 AM during a toast?

Who fought in World War I were good, moral people?

Who mail in $5, $10, $1, whatever they can spare.

Who notified the police was a Muslim.

Who wants to be a star, Mama Rose.

Who've forgotten that government derives its power from the consent

Whoa, Will just made a joke.

Whose voices are being drowned out by lobbyists and special interests?

Why are you telling me this?

Why is this happening?!

Why's Sportsbook still taking bets at even money?

Will be the majority party in the House of Representatives

Will never cheated on me.

Will you be voting to raise the debt ceiling?

Will, I will not be casting a single vote

Will, the brand new governor of Wisconsin just said,

Will, there are brilliant conservative minds in the Republican Party.

William Paley and David Sarnoff,

With a unique ability to bring out the very best in an anchor

With a unique ability were paired

With affordable food and drinks that stays open late

With his on air apology.

With names like Murrow and Reasoner and Huntley

With one big exception.

Would be painted for the next 40 years.

Would you have told Murrow to lay off?

Would you stop being so fucking enthralled with the act of punching a ballot?

Yeah, but it was impossible to define what the Yippies were protesting.

Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, he prescribed Xanax.

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Yeah, I have I need to get back in there.

Yeah, I just heard myself say that.

Yeah, I just heard myself say that.

Yeah, no. I think I got lost on my way to the men's room.

Yeah, she's okay.

Yeah, sure, okay. Just...

Yeah, that was him.

Yeah.

Yeah. We've been talking about Rocky II.

Yes, and obviously yes. Are you a nurse?

Yes, it is. Sloan Sabbith.

Yes, you scared them off with your Wikinerd pitch.

You advised her to do what?

You and me.

You can check it yourself later.

You can insist on

You can. You can.

You cheated on me with your ex boyfriend.

You could give Mac a break and have the women meet you at the restaurant.

You describe the Tea Party as a grassroots movement, right?

You didn't ask for it 'cause you knew you wouldn't get it.

You don't make money for stockholders,

You got three choices.

You guys are a close second.

You guys are like air traffic controllers.

You guys can follow up. You can expand, you can rebut.

You guys obviously have something.

You keep kicking the Tea Party to hell and back.

You know what else would? Slavery.

You know what, Hef?

You know, Charlie, a lot of people might argue that Will is on a witch hunt.

You know, I don't know what's happening right now.

You know, our Founding Fathers,

You made another mistake, too, right?

You may ask who are we to make these decisions.

You might want to keep it in your pocket.

You paid a big price for that.

You should know your head's up your ass.

You two both attended the Texas Defending the American Dream Summit

You two have broken up four times and gotten together five times.

You understand we're making a conscious choice now to do the boring version of the story?

You want to hear something that will blow your mind?

You want to play golf or you want to fuck around?

You want to sit down?

You were leading in the polls at the time.

You wouldn't think that was possible.

You'd manufacture a reason to do it?

You'll be missed in Congress. Good luck.

You're 26 and you didn't know what the word smug meant until this year?

You're a rich and famous person.

You're breathing normally?

You're confusing it with Douchebaggery 101.

You're doing great in here.

You're dressed much too nicely to work here.

You're going on a date with a cheerleader?

You're here. You're part of this group. Everyone likes you.

You're in the second stage of the A anxiety table

You're not gonna be very popular with Republicans.

You're nuts.

You're safe. You're awesome.

You're the one who faxed him the Utah polling data, right?

You're working late.

You've got a graphics producer waiting in the edit bay.

You've got to ask the Tea Party about the debt ceiling.

Your attention with the dexterity of Harry Houdini

Your candidate Mike Lee is a fierce supporter of the Constitution.

Your government failed you.

3:20 at the top.

10 hours after the feds put him on a no fly list?

15 seconds to VTR.

18,000. Nod if you copy.

20 seconds to VTR.

72 28.

250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.

...suite. What do you do for the Jets?

18,000. Exactly. Normal God fearing heterosexual couples

A lot of negative press. How many viewers did he lose?

Am I mischaracterizing that? No, sir, you're not.

an immigrant from Senegal. Why haven't we heard about this guy?

And the Muslim? That was a borderline call,

and then casting his best vote? I sure do.

Are you able to hear us? Just barely.

but I don't care. Thank you.

But you can do something about it. Yes.

But you're still talking. No words.

But? They've been co opted by the radical right,

Charlie, give me a break. Ask Bryce Delaney.

Did the copy for Everything's done.

Did you pull those numbers out of I'm sorry.

Did you take one? I didn't have them with me.

Do you understand? Get your finger out of my face, Reese.

Don and Maggie broke up. When?

don't spread those kind of diseases. 18,000.

dropping out, and getting high. And?

everything's fine. Sounds like a super healthy relationship.

Excuse me. Yeah.

For the center. Are you fucking out of your mind?

For the third time, it was mine. Yeah.

Get a grip. Yeah, I know!

Get in there? Yeah.

Get there. Oh!

Good show tonight. Thank you.

Good to meet you. This is my friend Wade Campbell.

Have you scanned the WikiLeaks cables? No, Neal.

He needs to continue. Listen to me.

He passed it around. I'd have loved to have been part of that.

He was a prosecutor. I'm sorry?

He's a Muslim. How'd you get this?

He's getting a dropline for that. Sabbith, two's down.

Hear me out. I'd be very surprised if my mother's seen Rocky II.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Whatever!

Hey, Darshana. Hey. I caught the end.

Hey, Don. Yeah?

Hey, dude. That was awesome. No.

Hey, Jim. Yes, sir?

Hey, you know what? Shut up?

How are they with this? Good. Good.

How did you meet? Mac, I think

How do you know Will? I work for the Jets and Will's a big fan.

How is it? Better.

How many? 7%.

How much do you like me? I'm...

Huh? The debt ceiling.

I cosponsored a bill. With a Democrat.

I didn't even know you were here. Get there.

I don't need your permission Yes, you do.

I got a staff e mail from you. Me too.

I wanted to apologize. This operation is unbelievable.

I was there. That damn near worked. No, it didn't.

I would fight for it. I will fight for it.

I'll remember that. Keep breathing, okay?

I'm Danielle. That's a beautiful name!

I'm gonna pass out. It feels like it, but you won't.

I'm head of the Flight Crew. You're a pilot?

I'm not gonna get in there. Why not?

I'm sorry? David Koch.

I'm sorry? That's what confounds the media.

I'm sorry. Jesus.

I'm trying. Easy, man.

In philosophy? Physical therapy.

In three, two, roll in. Fuck.

Is it News 101? To artificially hype the threat of a bomb?

Is that possible? Of course it is.

It pays for graduate school. Hey, Danielle.

It was you. I was sitting right here. Napoleon.

It was. I know, but it turns out Lance Orton

It's not your air, Leona. Excuse me.

Learn how to have a fight. Go on, Dr. Phil.

Leona Do not laugh.

Let's break up. What did I do now.

Look We stand for something.

Mac, there's one more thing. Yeah?

Make it a tear on the NYT background. Copy.

News organizations... Careful with the lectures.

No, it's real. What do you mean?

No. Have you ever heard the name Charles Koch?

No. Have you ever heard the name Koch Industries?

No. Why?

Nope. I think that very soon you will.

Not now. Okay.

Of course. Okay.

Oh, yes, he is. Let me ask you something.

Okay? Done.

People want the most up to date information. They were getting it.

Ready. In four, three, two, one.

Really? Yeah.

Right there. I wasn't being sarcastic.

Rocky was political? Left handed.

She's a student. A graduate student.

Sit back down. I'm fine.

So do I. All right.

So... Listen, I was at a bar.

Standing. 10 seconds.

Sure. Nice meeting you.

Tamara? Yeah.

Tell me what's happening. I just need a minute.

Thank you for joining us. Good to be here.

Thank you. Seriously, how did you get there?

Thanks, Brad. Could we have the room, please?

Thanks, Will. Thanks.

That doesn't make it better. Can I help you?

That number was wrong. That's what I thought.

That was obviously sarcastic. It wasn't.

That wasn't Oh, no, shut up.

That's a fair question. Charlie.

That's a fair question. Charlie.

That's News 101, right? What is this meeting?

That's not how I'd put it, but Great.

That's right. Which oath is he bound by?

That's the system working. Three minutes at the top.

That's why. I didn't meet him until tonight either.

The New York Jets? Yeah.

There it is. They walked right into it.

Uh oh. Let's see who we have tonight.

Wait. What?

Was that sarcastic? No.

We did the news. For the left.

We met in the owner's... That's sensational.

What is this meeting about? Keep going.

What was the last one? I want to say something to you that's inappropriate,

What? I'm in.

What? Maybe once or twice.

Who told you that? Everybody.

Why are you shouting? Can I talk to you for a second?

Will, I know You don't know anything, Maggie.

Will? Agree.

Will. Yes, ma'am?

Would you excuse me for a minute? Yeah.

Yeah. You know why? Where's Mackenzie?

Yes, it won't happen again. Good.

Yes, sir. Kids.

Yes, sir. Two's down. I need you on Sabbith.

You got a second? Are you joking?

You lost the thread, right? Yeah.

You must be waiting for Will. Yes, I'm Darshana Yadav.

You really don't need to. Shh.

You still gonna worry about the ratings? I'm in.

You were great. Oh, thank you.

You were too supportive. We break up, I apologize,

You're a cheerleader. And choreographer.

You're getting these? Yeah.

You're going out? Yeah.

You're referring to HR2559. Yes.

You've got ink on your face. I work with pens!

'cause Lee found room to the right of Bennett.