💬 Rock the Kasbah (2015) Soundboard

Aaah!

All right. Back in the trunk

All they need is a few thousand rounds of ammunition...

Allah helps the innocent.

Am.

And here she stands in front of you just asking for a chance.

And I do not have time for quitters and losers

And in an ideal world...

And manager talent.

And my plane ticket

And speaking in tongues...

And took my passport and my money..

And you better deliver me my 30%.

And you'll be back at L'Volcan tonight for cocktail hour.

Anybody else wanna see how real bullets work?

At the very least, two adjoining bedrooms.

Back at you, babe.

Because this is golden.

Big Daddy. Big Daddy.

Bring it home!

Buckle up, cowboy.

But no food.

Can you sing?

Clairvoyant.

Come on out. Come on.

Come on. We're in the homestretch.

Creative suicide.

Done.

Donna Elaine Beckerman. Grosse Pointe, Michigan.

Dree.

Five dollars? You got to be kidding.

For money?

For money? Yes, of course

Good luck, sir. I'm royally fucked

Good night, everybody.

He wants to pay you over tea at his home

Heard about it. Heard about it.

Hey. As salaam alaikum.

Hey..

How y'all doing, guys?

I also get a taste of all the merch money

I am a quitter.

I believe in you. Mmm.

I bet.

I bought it from my boy, Azam Ghol.

I figure this area is rent controlled,

I got her out of here last night on a C 130 to Dubai.

I have no intention of dying, ever.

I have one bed, one room.

I just got to know, man.

I must remove her name from the ballot

I need you to wire me a few thousand dollars.

I read Passion's Promise.

I'll come back at 1900 hours,

I'm gonna decide on my own.

I'm gonna go kill him, just in case. No, Richie.

I'm in a rented double wide.

I'm sorry. I don't think I...

I'm taking that one. Between these two.

If you ever tell anyone I did this, I'll deny it.

If you let the Afghan people see her courage...

If you refuse, he will be honor bound...

If you're saying 10 bucks, I'm sorry.

International Ballistics and Munitions.

Is suggested off limits to all Westerners,

It is a goddamn cash waterfall.

It's porno.

It's why we are all here, okay?

Jon Bon Jovi throws up before every show.

Just stop the car.

Kidnapped?

Knock yourself out.

Let's see if we can't keep him alive.

Life is good. Yes, and cheap.

Look around. Look at that.

Look forward, please. Oh, yes.

Look, we need somebody we can trust, all right? An American.

Map! Map! You. You got hair. Here, take it. Kid with the hair

Michael Jackson.

Minimum Operating Security Standards

Mr. Lanz? I'm done

My neighbors would tear us apart for the sin.

Nah. I don't know shit.

Never. Never.

No, I can't.

No! I don't like this!

No.

Not in the traditional sense, sir

Not were, sweetheart. Am.

Now, you work too hard for me not to say this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.

Oh.

On TV last night..

Private.

Ready? Ready? Ready?

Richie Lanz Management...

Richie Lanz.

Richie.

Ronnie?

Salima Khan!

Salima Khan! Salima Khan!

Salima, honey, you were the best I ever heard.

Salima!

She's gone!

She's mine.

Sir. Yeah.

Slight change of plans.

Stand down! Stand down!

Susanna Hoffs would not even talk to her own mother.

Sweets, I can do things to you...

Tell her, Riza.

Thank you. I thought that was French.

That grin, man. You were really something.

That Richie Lanz smile. What'd you call it?

That's great. That'll be... All right, give me some string.

That's not true. Nobody good

That's the spirit.

The chick in the red burka didn't get the memo

The girl's not that great. You're too drunk to know.

The second you pay me the two months...

There is no list.

They were dying to go with her.

They're blowing up goats.

They're in North Africa, not Afghanistan.

This chick,

This is right now. This is Van Nuys

This one?

Today, Rich. Okay? It's just a few hours south.

TV show that comes out of Kabul.

Twenty five years of killing.

Uh, Private? Yeah?

Want you to have it. Anything at all.

We are here to kill all unbelievers and the whore who sings.

We can have it in your hands tonight.

We're safe here? We're totally safe

Welcome to the jungle!

Well, I'm afraid so. It's a touching story

Well, la di da.

What time is your flight?

What?

When were you going to tell me? Was it a big surprise or something?

When?

Why would you ever do that? You think we didn't think about this?

Winner gets $5,000 American and record deal.

With no proof or identification that I am responsible...

Work?

Yeah?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes! Whoo!

Yes. But you raised her.

You can't do it for five?

You really have the total package of me.

You say you're shopping a book deal.

You see, we're, uh... we're double booked.

You win, sir. I upgraded you.

You, mighty Mo..

You're the greatest. You're aces.

♪ And don't try to save me ♪ One, two, three.

A ninja! Salima.

Back in the Bay Area. You dated Danielle Steel?

This shit rocks! Totally.

'Cause I only got five bucks. It's all I got.

♪ And I believe it could be ♪

♪ And it's getting nearer ♪

♪ And this is for the questions ♪

♪ Baby, I'm grieving ♪

♪ Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

♪ Bawitdaba, da bang da bang diggy, diggy, diggy ♪

♪ Come and join the living ♪

♪ Come on now, peace train ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

♪ Come on, come on, peace train ♪♪

♪ Come on, peace train The peace train ♪

♪ Do you understand me now? ♪

♪ Everyone jump up on the peace train ♪

♪ Fire in the night ♪

♪ Glide on the peace train ♪

♪ Hoo ah eeh ah hoo ah ♪

♪ I can't use it anymore ♪

♪ I'll have to go there ♪♪

♪ It's hard to get by just upon a smile ♪♪

♪ Jump up, jump up and get down ♪

♪ Just let me go where ♪

♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪

♪ Let's come on, peace train, oh ♪

♪ Mama, take this badge off of me ♪

♪ Now that I've lost everything to you ♪

♪ Oh, how I'd love to ♪

♪ Oh, peace train sounding louder ♪

♪ Over and under your spell ♪

♪ Peace train, holy roller ♪

♪ People ♪

♪ Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie ♪

♪ Something good has begun ♪

♪ The can of freaks Cars packed with speakers ♪

♪ The G's with the 40s And the chicks with beepers ♪

♪ The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort ♪♪

♪ There rides a peace train ♪

♪ Thinking about the good things to come ♪

♪ We can make each other happy ♪♪ Welcome to Afghanistan.

♪ When things go wrong, I seem a little sad ♪

♪ Why must we go on hating? ♪

♪ Yes, I'm goin' on my first gig ♪

♪ Yes, I'm goin' on the TV now, now ♪

♪ You are the reason I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ You know, I've seen a lot of what the world can do ♪

âª Can always be an angel âª

âª Come on, peace train âªâª

âª Come take me home again âª

âª I âª

âª I've âª

âª Sometimes I feel a little mad âª

Rock the Kasbah (2015) Soundboard
Rock the Kasbah is a captivating and heartwarming comedy film released in 2015. Directed by Barry Levinson, this movie takes viewers on a lively journey through the streets of Afghanistan, following the story of a has-been rock manager and his quest to discover hidden talent. The lead role is brilliantly portrayed by the legendary actor, Bill Murray. Murray plays the character of Richie Lanz, an aging music manager who is desperate for his big break. He finds himself stranded in Kabul, Afghanistan, after a failed tour and penniless. Lanz stumbles upon Salima Khan, a young woman with an incredible singing voice, played by newcomer Leem Lubany. Together, they embark on an unexpected and exhilarating journey to participate in a popular singing competition called "Afghan Star." The supporting cast in Rock the Kasbah is equally impressive. Zooey Deschanel shines as Ronnie, Lanz's quirky assistant, while Kate Hudson brings charisma to her role as Merci, a determined and skillful prostitute. Bruce Willis adds an action-packed touch as Bombay Brian, a gunslinging mercenary who aids Lanz and the aspiring singer Salima Khan. Rock the Kasbah is not just a comedy; it tackles relevant themes and sheds light on the power of music to transcend boundaries. Set against the backdrop of war-torn Afghanistan, the movie explores the resilience and determination of its characters to pursue their dreams, despite the challenges they face. It also confronts cultural barriers and stereotypes, emphasizing the universal language that music provides. The film's soundtrack deserves a special mention, as it perfectly blends the rock and traditional Afghan music genres. It features songs performed by Leem Lubany, who showcases her impressive vocal range and captivates audiences with emotional and powerful performances. From heartfelt ballads to mesmerizing traditional Afghan tunes, the soundtrack takes listeners on a musical journey that beautifully complements the film. If you are interested in experiencing the vibrant sounds of Rock the Kasbah, you can easily play and download the film's soundtrack from various platforms. These songs will transport you to the chaotic streets of Kabul and immerse you in the captivating story and culture portrayed in the movie. Rock the Kasbah is a delightful film that combines humor, music, and a compelling storyline. Its strong cast, powerful soundtrack, and thought-provoking themes make it an engaging and heartwarming cinematic experience. Whether you are a fan of comedy, music, or both, this movie is sure to entertain and leave you with a positive and uplifting message. So, sit back, press play, and enjoy the enchanting journey of Rock the Kasbah.
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