Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Soundboard Edit

After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back...

All I said is you're a dynamite gal.

All right, enough with the goo goo eyes.

And everybody loves him.

And guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding.

And hold the perfect temperature.

And I did not reprogram this world to let you

And look at these wheels.

And not a single bug.

And so happy to see him all the time.

And take over my game, you've got another thing coming!

And that crummy medal was going to change all that.

And that I wasn't even supposed to exist.

And that's all you'll ever be!

And this... Wait

And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal.

And when the game's plug is pulled...

Are jamming my sensor.

Attention!

Baby you got the keys.

Beacon up!

Brick by brick he's gonna build it back.

But before I go and hit the road Tell me when.

But do you think they'll stop there?

But the sugar particles in the atmosphere

But what about the game?

Can it, Fix It!

Children of the candy corn? Who'd..

Citizens of Sugar Rush..

Come on!

Coming through!

Congratulations, soldier.

Cy Bug, twelve o'clock. Take it, newbie.

Destroy all Cy Bugs.

Did you get a load of Markowski?

Do you even know what a Cy Bug is?

Do you know what's going to happen

Doing what's right, no matter what.

Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine.

Don't worry. I got it under control.

Double stripe!

Double stripe.

Fear is a four letter word, ladies.

Get off me! It's game over. Stop it!

Get off my face!

Get off the road!

Get out.

Hairbrush. No!

Have some candy.

He was minding his own business on the day they came.

He'll do anything to keep her from racing.

Hello? Hello?

Hero's something.

Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you.

Hey, Zombie, don't forget your hatchets.

Hey. Is that... That looks like Turbo.

History will long revere your courage and sacrifice.

Hooray!

I can fix it. Now...

I can't move!

I don't make things. I break things.

I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.

I got that medal in the bag!

I gotta know when can I see you again?

I gotta know When can I see you again?

I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?

I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.

I just want to race like you guys.

I know it's none of m business Y

I love it! I finally have a real cart!

I love it.

I made it for you.

I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen.

I tried to be nice.

I... Excuse...

I'll have someone look at it tomorrow...

I'm bad, and that's good.

I'm glitching!

I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her!

I'm on it.

I'm telling you, guys,

If you won a medal,

If you're going to be a racer,

Is he in there?

Isn't even part of this game!

It is?

It's game over for both of you.

It's Sateen, actually.

It's the...

Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay...

Kay.

Leave me alone.

Let me go first!

Life is way too short to take it slow.

Life is way too short to take it slow.

Like a crazy person.

Living in a stump on his very own land

Look all around at the mountains you haven't climbed.

Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding.

Move it! Let's go! Let's go!

My land.

Name?

New game. All right!

No, you listen to me.

No, you're not!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No, no, no. Yes...

No! You don't know what it's like to be rejected

No. It died in the taffy swamp. Believe me, I...

Now do your duty. That's an 0rd...

Now shift it.

Okay

Okay, everybody, calm down.

Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing

Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping.

On.

One dynamite gal.

Oops!

Out of order, for good.

Please, Felix, fix it.

Please, get me out of here!

Point being, I need your help.

Quiet, you!

Race! Race! Race!

Ralph, look!

Ralph. Wreck It Ralph.

Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there.

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

See that? Look at that smile.

She's programmed with the most tragic back story ever.

Shoot the eggs before they hatch!

Shut up and drive.

Slow down! Slow down a little bit

So he got mad And he turned bad.

So it's time to wipe the slate clean

So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go.

So they can get a medal, and that's it!

So when Wreck It Ralph starts to come unglued.

Sour Bill, I'm going out.

Stop, it's no use.

Take her!

Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!

Taste it!

That I have never been so happy in all my life

That was your medal?

That's everyone. Now, we've got to blow up this exit.

That's good

That's not blunt force trauma, ma'am.

The entrance to the lab is straight ahead.

The game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore!

The stinkiest brain ever.

The wall.

There is no finish line!

There's no room for you up here.

There's no way that I am racing with a glitch.

There's something in the air you can't deny.

They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes.

They're gone.

This is not a drill.

This thing is hard as a rock.

To put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture.

Turbo Time was by far the most popular game.

Turbo.

Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy

Up, up, down, down...

Vane/lope von Schweetz!

Vanellope?

Very elegant affair. You should've seen it.

Viruses do not stop!

Watch him get all turbocharged when he eats a pie.

Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat

We lost the Cy Bug.

We'll be put out of order for good

We're going to die!

We're going to give you a nice new home.

We've only been plugged in a week

Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.

What kind of work?

What the...

When can I see you again?

When can I see you again?

When no one seems to like you for doing it.

Where do you think you're going?

Who knows where that guy is, you know?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why is he here?

Wow, you are one dynamite gal.

Wow!

Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake

Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot,

Yeah, those were jokes!

Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but...

Yes, you are.

Yes!

Yes. Yes, that's him!

You can't mess with the program, Ralph.

You did it, and here's your cart!

You fools! Why are you going into the ligh...

You got to watch out for the splash.

You might want to hit it again with your hammer.

You must love you.

You really don't know anything, do you?

You're an accident just waiting to happen.

Because you're a winner. I'm a winner.

Hold still! Take that!

It's The Glitch! The Glitch?

Markowski. Who?

Name? Lara Croft.

Really? Right here.

Talk! No.

You're mimicking me. You're mimicking me!