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3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Season 1 3rd Rock from the Sun, a hit television show that aired from 1996 to 2001,

3rd Rock from the Sun (1996) - Season 1

3rd Rock from the Sun, a hit television show that aired from 1996 to 2001, delighted audiences with its unique premise and brilliant comedic performances. Created by Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner, the show followed a group of extraterrestrial beings who assume human form and live on Earth as the Solomons.

The cast of 3rd Rock from the Sun featured a talented ensemble that brought each character to life with charm and humor. The show starred John Lithgow as the eccentric, bumbling High Commander of the alien squad, Dick Solomon. Lithgow's portrayal of Dick Solomon earned him four consecutive Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

Assisting Dick in his Earthly endeavors were his alien crew members. Kristen Johnston portrayed Sally Solomon, the tall and statuesque officer who often struggled with adapting to human customs. Johnston's impeccable comedic timing and physical comedy skills made Sally an audience favorite. French Stewart played the role of Harry Solomon, the eccentric and dim-witted communications officer. Stewart's portrayal of Harry was marked by his exaggerated facial expressions and deadpan delivery, creating endless laughter.

The fourth member of the alien crew was Tommy Solomon, portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. As the youngest member, Tommy often found himself navigating the complex world of adolescence while disguised as a teenager. Gordon-Levitt's charismatic performance showcased his versatility as an actor, garnering praise for his ability to balance the comedy and heartfelt moments in the show.

The dynamic between the Solomons and the humans they interacted with was a constant source of hilarity. Jane Curtin starred as Dr. Mary Albright, a brilliant professor of anthropology who unknowingly became the object of Dick's affection. Curtin's dry wit and intelligence added another layer of comedy to the show, as her character often found herself bemused and frustrated by the odd behavior of the Solomons.

The first season of 3rd Rock from the Sun introduced audiences to the quirks and idiosyncrasies of the alien crew as they navigated their way through various Earthly situations. The show expertly blended physical comedy with clever dialogue, creating a unique brand of humor. From the Solomons getting acquainted with human anatomy to attempting to understand human emotions, each episode provided uproarious moments that left viewers in stitches.

One particular standout episode from the first season is "Dick's First Birthday." In this hilarious installment, Dick celebrates his first birthday on Earth, since their alien physiology allowed them to live considerably longer than humans. The Solomons' attempts at understanding birthday customs, including gift-giving and cake, resulted in chaos and absurdity.

The success of 3rd Rock from the Sun can be attributed to its talented cast, sharp writing, and its ability to balance humor with a touch of warmth and sincerity. The show appealed to a wide audience, from young children to adults, with its clever wordplay and physical comedy. Despite the outlandish premise of aliens disguising themselves as humans, the show often explored universal themes of love, friendship, and the struggle to fit in.

If you're longing for laughter and want to relive the comedic brilliance of 3rd Rock from the Sun, you can easily access and enjoy the sounds of the show. With just a simple click, you can play and download the catchy theme song that captured the spirit of the show. Immersing yourself in the sounds of 3rd Rock from the Sun is the perfect way to revisit this timeless classic and experience the joy and laughter it brought to audiences for six seasons.

So, if you're ready for an intergalactic comedy adventure, join Dick, Sally, Harry, Tommy, and the rest of the gang as they navigate the peculiarities of human life in 3rd Rock from the Sun. Prepare to be entertained, amused, and perhaps even enlightened as this extraordinary cast takes you on an unforgettable journey through the cosmos and into the heart of comedy.

A beer tap,
A beer tap,
A big, ugly mole.
A big, ugly mole.
A catalog of horrors, a freak show,
A catalog of horrors, a freak show,
A child's creativity,
A child's creativity,
A golden rush of drunken beauty with a nice head
A golden rush of drunken beauty with a nice head
A posse of oral fixators.
A posse of oral fixators.
A relaxing smoke on the roof on a warm summer night.
A relaxing smoke on the roof on a warm summer night.
A sex machine.
A sex machine.
A softer place within myself,
A softer place within myself,
A vivid impression on people.
A vivid impression on people.
A voice inside of you?
A voice inside of you?
Absolutely not. What do you think of me?
Absolutely not. What do you think of me?
According to this, you're a 55 year old,
According to this, you're a 55 year old,
Actually, I'm good at everything.
Actually, I'm good at everything.
Actually, you said a lot of things.
Actually, you said a lot of things.
After all the battles I've fought in
After all the battles I've fought in
After all, I got locked in a stairwell for three days
After all, I got locked in a stairwell for three days
After I was nice enough to spread the word
After I was nice enough to spread the word
Ah ha, very clever.
Ah ha, very clever.
Ah, good news.
Ah, good news.
Ah, I didn't expect you to cooperate.
Ah, I didn't expect you to cooperate.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Albert Einstein once said
Albert Einstein once said
All right, I'll do it.
All right, I'll do it.
All right, I'll smoke in the waiting room.
All right, I'll smoke in the waiting room.
All right, permission requested to schedule initiative taking.
All right, permission requested to schedule initiative taking.
All right, rinse out your mouth.
All right, rinse out your mouth.
All right.
All right.
All right. Could you open wider, please?
All right. Could you open wider, please?
All the other experiments and attacked six students,
All the other experiments and attacked six students,
All you had to do was show up and feign interest.
All you had to do was show up and feign interest.
All: hear, hear.
All: hear, hear.
Allow me to translate using the universal language...
Allow me to translate using the universal language...
An added bonus.
An added bonus.
And all the half truths and flattery and diplomacy
And all the half truths and flattery and diplomacy
And all the places I've been, I
And all the places I've been, I
And an organ donor.
And an organ donor.
And attach it to the power line in case you slip.
And attach it to the power line in case you slip.
And don't worry about me.
And don't worry about me.
And find a quivering purple mass wearing my watch,
And find a quivering purple mass wearing my watch,
And Harry is... the funny looking one.
And Harry is... the funny looking one.
And he would have given me a kidney.
And he would have given me a kidney.
And I just can't make it.
And I just can't make it.
And I looked wonderful and I'm a genius.
And I looked wonderful and I'm a genius.
And I think I have one fall crisp
And I think I have one fall crisp
And I want you to tell me the complete truth.
And I want you to tell me the complete truth.
And I was their lizard king.
And I was their lizard king.
And I'm losing oil. Look at this.
And I'm losing oil. Look at this.
And if I ever have sex,
And if I ever have sex,
And in the absence of Mr. Solomon,
And in the absence of Mr. Solomon,
And in the face of this company
And in the face of this company
And it is all because of you and your extraordinary ability to command.
And it is all because of you and your extraordinary ability to command.
And may I say you do not disappoint.
And may I say you do not disappoint.
And my back is aching.
And my back is aching.
And ready to yield to your every
And ready to yield to your every
And round and beautiful,
And round and beautiful,
And she's got that... big, pouty mouth.
And she's got that... big, pouty mouth.
And sucking the flesh off a dead bird,
And sucking the flesh off a dead bird,
And sucks, in that order.
And sucks, in that order.
And that's a good thing.
And that's a good thing.
And the female devours the male immediately after the ceremony?
And the female devours the male immediately after the ceremony?
And there's a constant circus in my pants.
And there's a constant circus in my pants.
And these bodies don't come with an owner's manual.
And these bodies don't come with an owner's manual.
And this is news?
And this is news?
And those years are crappy anyway.
And those years are crappy anyway.
And Tommy refuses to apologize.
And Tommy refuses to apologize.
And truth becomes highly individual.
And truth becomes highly individual.
And we think we know who did it.
And we think we know who did it.
And when you walk around the room, I'm always afraid
And when you walk around the room, I'm always afraid
And yet you persist. Good for you.
And yet you persist. Good for you.
And you never knew it was there before?
And you never knew it was there before?
And you want to be safe. Wrap this chain around your waist
And you want to be safe. Wrap this chain around your waist
And your sister can't even get a driver's license.
And your sister can't even get a driver's license.
Any thoughts on that?
Any thoughts on that?
Anybody home? Anyb Oh, hi.
Anybody home? Anyb Oh, hi.
Anyone? Yes, Caryn.
Anyone? Yes, Caryn.
Are gone to their eternal rest.
Are gone to their eternal rest.
Are said to be virtual particles
Are said to be virtual particles
Are stunted only by your personal bigness?
Are stunted only by your personal bigness?
Are the lubricant that people spread on each other
Are the lubricant that people spread on each other
As anybody else.
As anybody else.
As in "free girl with every large fries"?
As in "free girl with every large fries"?
As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty
As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty
At first I was conflicted.
At first I was conflicted.
At least take some of this cough syrup.
At least take some of this cough syrup.
At the orange line.
At the orange line.
Aw,
Aw,
Because I want one. If I have to be the woman,
Because I want one. If I have to be the woman,
Because this is a difficult place to live.
Because this is a difficult place to live.
Because you go to the bathroom constantly.
Because you go to the bathroom constantly.
Because, unlike real particles, they cannot be directly detected
Because, unlike real particles, they cannot be directly detected
Being human is far more complex than I thought.
Being human is far more complex than I thought.
Believe me, I can handle responsibility. No problem.
Believe me, I can handle responsibility. No problem.
Besides, I can quit whenever I want.
Besides, I can quit whenever I want.
Better make it 6:30. You might have trouble park...ing.
Better make it 6:30. You might have trouble park...ing.
But be sure to introduce me later because I want some answers.
But be sure to introduce me later because I want some answers.
But he is a wonderfully exciting man.
But he is a wonderfully exciting man.
But I don't get how unless the bug swam in with the saliva.
But I don't get how unless the bug swam in with the saliva.
But I want another one.
But I want another one.
But it moves so fast.
But it moves so fast.
But it's nothing compared to this.
But it's nothing compared to this.
But nobody listens to me.
But nobody listens to me.
But that frog took a bite out of Patti kinland
But that frog took a bite out of Patti kinland
But that just brought up a whole new set of problems.
But that just brought up a whole new set of problems.
But to describe her as blonde is inaccurate.
But to describe her as blonde is inaccurate.
But until we figure it out, you should sleep in the shower.
But until we figure it out, you should sleep in the shower.
But why not? Anyone?
But why not? Anyone?
But you always come through.
But you always come through.
But you are sweet.
But you are sweet.
But you know what they say
But you know what they say
But you look puffy you should go home and sleep.
But you look puffy you should go home and sleep.
But, Dr. Solomon, sometimes you just can't tell the truth.
But, Dr. Solomon, sometimes you just can't tell the truth.
But... I've discovered
But... I've discovered
But... they were so big
But... they were so big
By a particle detector."
By a particle detector."
By the second day, I was hearing my inner voice, too.
By the second day, I was hearing my inner voice, too.
By the way, Leon, you're failing.
By the way, Leon, you're failing.
Can you imagine what you must have to go through to get a gun?
Can you imagine what you must have to go through to get a gun?
Cigarettes are only allowed in university Sanctioned smoking zones.
Cigarettes are only allowed in university Sanctioned smoking zones.
Coffee, for two hours.
Coffee, for two hours.
Come in.
Come in.
Could I be placed in a foster home or something?
Could I be placed in a foster home or something?
Could you be a little more specific?
Could you be a little more specific?
Couldn't be sorr
Couldn't be sorr
Dancing playfully about the halo
Dancing playfully about the halo
Death has reared himself a throne
Death has reared himself a throne
Definitely. Everybody there
Definitely. Everybody there
Dentist's office before, have you?
Dentist's office before, have you?
Descending.
Descending.
Dick is testing me.
Dick is testing me.
Dick Solomon.
Dick Solomon.
Dick, I got my driver's permit, too.
Dick, I got my driver's permit, too.
Dick, I think Sally's right. You should just stay home.
Dick, I think Sally's right. You should just stay home.
Dick, I'm stuck to the floor.
Dick, I'm stuck to the floor.
Dick, remember how I said I wanted to learn to sing?
Dick, remember how I said I wanted to learn to sing?
Dick, what's a driver's license?
Dick, what's a driver's license?
Dick, you are obviously too sick to go.
Dick, you are obviously too sick to go.
Dick, you can come out now.
Dick, you can come out now.
Dick, you've been smoking those things since you got home.
Dick, you've been smoking those things since you got home.
Dick? Dick, look,
Dick? Dick, look,
Did I say anything I shouldn't have?
Did I say anything I shouldn't have?
Did you drink this entire bottle?
Did you drink this entire bottle?
Didn't you even think to check the door first?
Didn't you even think to check the door first?
Diplomacy. Anything else?
Diplomacy. Anything else?
Do you happen to know if there's an alternate stomach access?
Do you happen to know if there's an alternate stomach access?
Do you know how dangerous what you did was?
Do you know how dangerous what you did was?
Do you mind? We're talking.
Do you mind? We're talking.
Do you notice how this James brown is always getting somewhere?
Do you notice how this James brown is always getting somewhere?
Do you think they have any idea how ugly their children will be?
Do you think they have any idea how ugly their children will be?
Don't move! Stay where you are!
Don't move! Stay where you are!
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
Don't worry. It's plenty bright with all that lightning.
Don't worry. It's plenty bright with all that lightning.
Don't you miss it?
Don't you miss it?
Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Dr. Albright, hello.
Dr. Albright, hello.
Dr. Bankson,
Dr. Bankson,
Dr. Bankson.
Dr. Bankson.
Dr. Byron told me about your little speech.
Dr. Byron told me about your little speech.
Dr. Finkel. Father.
Dr. Finkel. Father.
Dr. Richard Solomon from the university.
Dr. Richard Solomon from the university.
Dr. Solomon is a highly respected scholar and educator.
Dr. Solomon is a highly respected scholar and educator.
Dr. Solomon, I see you're feeling better.
Dr. Solomon, I see you're feeling better.
Dr. Solomon, I think you were speaking German.
Dr. Solomon, I think you were speaking German.
Dr. Solomon, I'm sure she'll understand.
Dr. Solomon, I'm sure she'll understand.
Dr. Solomon, is this going to be on the final?
Dr. Solomon, is this going to be on the final?
Dr. Solomon, would you care to share with us
Dr. Solomon, would you care to share with us
Earth just doesn't get any better than this dinner and a movie.
Earth just doesn't get any better than this dinner and a movie.
Especially the sound of your voice right now.
Especially the sound of your voice right now.
Everyone on the rules committee wants to meet you.
Everyone on the rules committee wants to meet you.
Everything. What do people have to do on this planet to get what they want?
Everything. What do people have to do on this planet to get what they want?
Excellent!
Excellent!
Except, of course, when you don't want to help somebody move.
Except, of course, when you don't want to help somebody move.
Excuse me, does Dr. Albright know you're speaking on her behalf?
Excuse me, does Dr. Albright know you're speaking on her behalf?
Excuse me, this is my car.
Excuse me, this is my car.
Excuse me. Given away, like an object?
Excuse me. Given away, like an object?
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, excuse me.
Feign? I will not be a party to feigning.
Feign? I will not be a party to feigning.
Fetus about it.
Fetus about it.
Fine. You can come.
Fine. You can come.
First, you start by you have something on your tie.
First, you start by you have something on your tie.
For Mr. Sucky thing.
For Mr. Sucky thing.
Four stars, two thumbs.
Four stars, two thumbs.
Fries? Can I go?
Fries? Can I go?
Fueled by your brave spirit?
Fueled by your brave spirit?
Funny story. Um...
Funny story. Um...
God, what a cruel disease.
God, what a cruel disease.
God, when I think of all the times...
God, when I think of all the times...
Good morning, Dr. Albright.
Good morning, Dr. Albright.
Good morning, Nina. You'll be glad to know I'm feeling much better.
Good morning, Nina. You'll be glad to know I'm feeling much better.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good point.
Good point.
Good, I'll be genuine Dick.
Good, I'll be genuine Dick.
Good. I'm looking forward to tonight.
Good. I'm looking forward to tonight.
Granny smith apple cobbler.
Granny smith apple cobbler.
Great. Wonderful.
Great. Wonderful.
Hai ya ya ya ya ya!
Hai ya ya ya ya ya!
Harry is an alien. I love aliens.
Harry is an alien. I love aliens.
Harry Solomon.
Harry Solomon.
Harry, open the door! Open the door!
Harry, open the door! Open the door!
Harry, we don't have all day.
Harry, we don't have all day.
Harry, you should sit on the aisle
Harry, you should sit on the aisle
Harry: Dick, is that you?
Harry: Dick, is that you?
Harry.
Harry.
Has a fool for a patient.
Has a fool for a patient.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Have you ever read the warning on the side of the pack?
Have you ever read the warning on the side of the pack?
He has the advantage.
He has the advantage.
He may be a bit eccentric,
He may be a bit eccentric,
He'll have the super combo number two.
He'll have the super combo number two.
He's conveniently "disappeared,"
He's conveniently "disappeared,"
He's getting up, getting down, getting back.
He's getting up, getting down, getting back.
He's not here, he's gone. He's actually gone.
He's not here, he's gone. He's actually gone.
He's rich. She wanted money
He's rich. She wanted money
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Sorry we don't have a chair for you.
Hello. Sorry we don't have a chair for you.
Her hair is more like honey
Her hair is more like honey
Here's another hint: it's not number two.
Here's another hint: it's not number two.
Here's my photo I.D.
Here's my photo I.D.
Hey, at least I'm gettin' some here, all right?
Hey, at least I'm gettin' some here, all right?
Hey, I have as much a right to be here
Hey, I have as much a right to be here
Hey, let's pull up the slack here.
Hey, let's pull up the slack here.
Hey, what did you put under "weight"?
Hey, what did you put under "weight"?
Hey, what's your problem?
Hey, what's your problem?
Hey, you're not bad.
Hey, you're not bad.
Hi.
Hi.
High commander said we could.
High commander said we could.
His brother came out of the coma.
His brother came out of the coma.
Hmm, let me think about this one.
Hmm, let me think about this one.
Honey, don't put your hand in your mouth.
Honey, don't put your hand in your mouth.
How are your chicken crunchies today?
How are your chicken crunchies today?
How could Dina do this to me
How could Dina do this to me
How did he beat those guys? Come on, it was 12 against one.
How did he beat those guys? Come on, it was 12 against one.
How do I know it's really you?
How do I know it's really you?
How does he sing like that?
How does he sing like that?
How many of you think it's number one?
How many of you think it's number one?
How many of you think it's number three?
How many of you think it's number three?
How you've led a ragtag crew of misfits across the galaxies,
How you've led a ragtag crew of misfits across the galaxies,
Huh.
Huh.
Hurry up, I don't want to miss the previews.
Hurry up, I don't want to miss the previews.
I agree. The seating is all wrong.
I agree. The seating is all wrong.
I always tell the complete truth.
I always tell the complete truth.
I am second in command here, and I have no authority over these guys.
I am second in command here, and I have no authority over these guys.
I am so happy for you. I'm going home.
I am so happy for you. I'm going home.
I am the high commander, and I refuse to let this beat me.
I am the high commander, and I refuse to let this beat me.
I am university property.
I am university property.
I belong now.
I belong now.
I bet pretty girls beg you all the time, huh?
I bet pretty girls beg you all the time, huh?
I brought you folks your extra key.
I brought you folks your extra key.
I can still hear you.
I can still hear you.
I can tell at a glance that you indeed are a mindless and dull group.
I can tell at a glance that you indeed are a mindless and dull group.
I can't believe how much we have to go through to get a license.
I can't believe how much we have to go through to get a license.
I can't come back. I can't.
I can't come back. I can't.
I can't lie to you. I wish I could.
I can't lie to you. I wish I could.
I come from a different world.
I come from a different world.
I command you to be more like her.
I command you to be more like her.
I could get very good at this.
I could get very good at this.
I didn't want popcorn. I wanted good & plentys.
I didn't want popcorn. I wanted good & plentys.
I discovered something today, and I really need to try it out.
I discovered something today, and I really need to try it out.
I don't know how much time I have left, so listen closely.
I don't know how much time I have left, so listen closely.
I don't know what it is about you this evening,
I don't know what it is about you this evening,
I don't know what that means , but I know where she humps.
I don't know what that means , but I know where she humps.
I don't know what the school nurse is talking about. I don't see any bug.
I don't know what the school nurse is talking about. I don't see any bug.
I don't know what's going on half the time,
I don't know what's going on half the time,
I don't love her
I don't love her
I don't speak French.
I don't speak French.
I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball.
I don't understand. All I want to do is curl up into a ball.
I feel like sticking my head in a microwave to pop it out.
I feel like sticking my head in a microwave to pop it out.
I got another hole here.
I got another hole here.
I got my driver's license.
I got my driver's license.
I had my very first make Out session.
I had my very first make Out session.
I have a highly developed mind,
I have a highly developed mind,
I have a special dish and a special helper today
I have a special dish and a special helper today
I have to tell you something.
I have to tell you something.
I haven't given you your gift yet.
I haven't given you your gift yet.
I just can't believe I'm gonna die
I just can't believe I'm gonna die
I just didn't clear the zipper.
I just didn't clear the zipper.
I just stand here and nod.
I just stand here and nod.
I just want to say that I not only accomplished my goal,
I just want to say that I not only accomplished my goal,
I keep telling you to get all these things taken care of, yet nothing ever gets done.
I keep telling you to get all these things taken care of, yet nothing ever gets done.
I knew you had a thing for her.
I knew you had a thing for her.
I know you were sick. It meant a lot to me.
I know you were sick. It meant a lot to me.
I know, because I think I'm dying.
I know, because I think I'm dying.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. She said I probably got it from Dina,
I know. She said I probably got it from Dina,
I love looking into your face.
I love looking into your face.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you.
I love you.
I made chicken soup.
I made chicken soup.
I mean, I know you have a heart
I mean, I know you have a heart
I need you desperately.
I need you desperately.
I promise you I'll be on my best behavior.
I promise you I'll be on my best behavior.
I really am high commander.
I really am high commander.
I really need your help.
I really need your help.
I really wish you hadn't wrestled the maid of honor for that.
I really wish you hadn't wrestled the maid of honor for that.
I remember how it feels to be your age.
I remember how it feels to be your age.
I see. Men and women are completely equal
I see. Men and women are completely equal
I see. So when we met, you said you were pleased to meet me.
I see. So when we met, you said you were pleased to meet me.
I seem to be having a little trouble swallowing.
I seem to be having a little trouble swallowing.
I think everyone should hear it.
I think everyone should hear it.
I think I speak for everyone when I say
I think I speak for everyone when I say
I think I'm going to smoke afterwards.
I think I'm going to smoke afterwards.
I think she was driving a sunbird. She opened that hood
I think she was driving a sunbird. She opened that hood
I think these humans bend the truth
I think these humans bend the truth
I think you're actually my aunt.
I think you're actually my aunt.
I thought I could trust you. I can't.
I thought I could trust you. I can't.
I thought the truth was potent,
I thought the truth was potent,
I thought, foolishly,
I thought, foolishly,
I told Dr. Albright that I loved her. Why did I do that?
I told Dr. Albright that I loved her. Why did I do that?
I told you to get this looked at two weeks ago,
I told you to get this looked at two weeks ago,
I told you we should come here as ducks,
I told you we should come here as ducks,
I want to look my best for the wedding.
I want to look my best for the wedding.
I was bending the truth to flatter you. There's a difference.
I was bending the truth to flatter you. There's a difference.
I was delirious.
I was delirious.
I was paralyzed. I thought I could do your job.
I was paralyzed. I thought I could do your job.
I was rambling.
I was rambling.
I was there when you read it. Then why ask?!
I was there when you read it. Then why ask?!
I was wondering why the lint brush wasn't working.
I was wondering why the lint brush wasn't working.
I wish I didn't Rsvp. I hate going to these things by myself.
I wish I didn't Rsvp. I hate going to these things by myself.
I won't.
I won't.
I would like to say welcome to this big waste of time.
I would like to say welcome to this big waste of time.
I'd do a happy little dance.
I'd do a happy little dance.
I'd do it all over again.
I'd do it all over again.
I'd have called 'em a liar.
I'd have called 'em a liar.
I'd like my car ready in a half hour.
I'd like my car ready in a half hour.
I'd like to propose a toast to the bride and groom.
I'd like to propose a toast to the bride and groom.
I'd love to go to the wedding with you.
I'd love to go to the wedding with you.
I'd say I've always wanted to put a face
I'd say I've always wanted to put a face
I'll check.
I'll check.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get one. You can pick it out, whatever it takes. I'll do it!
I'll get one. You can pick it out, whatever it takes. I'll do it!
I'll give you a hint: it's not number one.
I'll give you a hint: it's not number one.
I'll have a pitcher of that stuff.
I'll have a pitcher of that stuff.
I'll have that.
I'll have that.
I'll have you know
I'll have you know
I'm an alien, and she's a presbyterian.
I'm an alien, and she's a presbyterian.
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm glad I'm dying.
I'm glad I'm dying.
I'm going to go out and get some smokes. You want to take a ride?
I'm going to go out and get some smokes. You want to take a ride?
I'm gonna have to see your driver's license, please.
I'm gonna have to see your driver's license, please.
I'm growing hair, and my armpits smell,
I'm growing hair, and my armpits smell,
I'm his mother. I'll handle him.
I'm his mother. I'll handle him.
I'm looking for someone
I'm looking for someone
I'm not allowed to show it to her without her permission.
I'm not allowed to show it to her without her permission.
I'm not reading 387 pages
I'm not reading 387 pages
I'm not wearing pants.
I'm not wearing pants.
I'm proposing a toast.
I'm proposing a toast.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I'm so glad
I'm so glad
I'm sorry, but Mary's counting on me.
I'm sorry, but Mary's counting on me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I guess I just haven't seen her through your love goggles.
I'm sorry. I guess I just haven't seen her through your love goggles.
I'm sure I'm having a much better time than you are.
I'm sure I'm having a much better time than you are.
I'm sure someone will find me before the building closes.
I'm sure someone will find me before the building closes.
I'm telling you this because...
I'm telling you this because...
I'm the woman.
I'm the woman.
I'm wearing open Toed shoes.
I'm wearing open Toed shoes.
I've always admired your eloquence.
I've always admired your eloquence.
I've changed my mind.
I've changed my mind.
I've decided not to get those breast implants.
I've decided not to get those breast implants.
I've ever been.
I've ever been.
I've got to find Dr. Albright.
I've got to find Dr. Albright.
I've never been defeated by a single celled organism.
I've never been defeated by a single celled organism.
I've passed your little test.
I've passed your little test.
If cigarettes were bad, they wouldn't sell them everywhere.
If cigarettes were bad, they wouldn't sell them everywhere.
If Dick were here, he'd know what to do.
If Dick were here, he'd know what to do.
If Dick were here, he'd know where he was.
If Dick were here, he'd know where he was.
If he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.
If he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.
If it's going to get any deeper.
If it's going to get any deeper.
If you wake up in the morning
If you wake up in the morning
If you want to advance,
If you want to advance,
If you're going to be a big...
If you're going to be a big...
In a strange city lying alone
In a strange city lying alone
In our family, it's kind of hard to tell.
In our family, it's kind of hard to tell.
In that big, hairy, wonderful chest of yours.
In that big, hairy, wonderful chest of yours.
In the boondocks of the galaxy...
In the boondocks of the galaxy...
In this outfit.
In this outfit.
Insert a finger and rip through the mucilage.
Insert a finger and rip through the mucilage.
Instituted of god, signifying unto us...
Instituted of god, signifying unto us...
Into a lethal killing machine.
Into a lethal killing machine.
Is not the bride but Mary Albright!
Is not the bride but Mary Albright!
Is smooth and satisfying.
Is smooth and satisfying.
Isn't that silly?
Isn't that silly?
It comes as a surprise to many people.
It comes as a surprise to many people.
It may be the most emotionally satisfying place
It may be the most emotionally satisfying place
It must be some kind of human validation.
It must be some kind of human validation.
It was a food court of mutants,
It was a food court of mutants,
It was fate.
It was fate.
It was my pleasure.
It was my pleasure.
It will take me weeks to repair the damage left in your wake.
It will take me weeks to repair the damage left in your wake.
It'll be fun. Why don't you pick me up around 7:00 ish?
It'll be fun. Why don't you pick me up around 7:00 ish?
It's "the night of the teaching dead."
It's "the night of the teaching dead."
It's a guaranteed "A."
It's a guaranteed "A."
It's a lonely blue dot
It's a lonely blue dot
It's a lot easier on our planet. No one ever lies.
It's a lot easier on our planet. No one ever lies.
It's a nipple.
It's a nipple.
It's a toaster.
It's a toaster.
It's clear that Tommy must be disciplined.
It's clear that Tommy must be disciplined.
It's just my head, but I assure you
It's just my head, but I assure you
It's just not something that I'm good at, like like...
It's just not something that I'm good at, like like...
It's just that you tend to make
It's just that you tend to make
It's just... something I made up.
It's just... something I made up.
It's like I'm feeling my lungs for the first time.
It's like I'm feeling my lungs for the first time.
It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way.
It's not that I don't find you charming in your own way.
It's really not fair. I can grow a pimple but not a mustache.
It's really not fair. I can grow a pimple but not a mustache.
It's so nice to have a tenant who smokes
It's so nice to have a tenant who smokes
It's so unbecoming.
It's so unbecoming.
It's supposed to make us feel better.
It's supposed to make us feel better.
It's time for decisive action.
It's time for decisive action.
It's too late to try and get out of it now,
It's too late to try and get out of it now,
Just because I needed a cigarette.
Just because I needed a cigarette.
Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.
Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.
Just do it. Take the car and fix the phone.
Just do it. Take the car and fix the phone.
Just let me know,
Just let me know,
Just make sure that you poke holes in your head
Just make sure that you poke holes in your head
Just pass these out for me, please.
Just pass these out for me, please.
Just to play mind games with me?
Just to play mind games with me?
Kids.
Kids.
Leaving you sweet and pungent.
Leaving you sweet and pungent.
Leon, I'm going to ask you a question,
Leon, I'm going to ask you a question,
Leon! What a happy accident.
Leon! What a happy accident.
Let me know
Let me know
Let them outlaw smoking.
Let them outlaw smoking.
Let's just say you were very revealing.
Let's just say you were very revealing.
Liar. That's Edgar Allan Poe.
Liar. That's Edgar Allan Poe.
Lie down.
Lie down.
Listen. It's 4/4 time with a half beat hesitation.
Listen. It's 4/4 time with a half beat hesitation.
Listen. It's that guy again.
Listen. It's that guy again.
Look at me, I've just done it once, and here I am, whipping it out there.
Look at me, I've just done it once, and here I am, whipping it out there.
Look at them. They belong together.
Look at them. They belong together.
Look at this the lines, the waiting, the testing.
Look at this the lines, the waiting, the testing.
Look at us we suck, we blow
Look at us we suck, we blow
Looks like there's just the two of us.
Looks like there's just the two of us.
Looks like you've chosen a poor time
Looks like you've chosen a poor time
Man: gentlemen, we have a guest member
Man: gentlemen, we have a guest member
Man: Okay, that'Il be $10 .71. Please drive around.
Man: Okay, that'Il be $10 .71. Please drive around.
Martha Stewart says I'm not gonna die.
Martha Stewart says I'm not gonna die.
Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart.
Mary? Mary, who is
Mary? Mary, who is
May I walk you home? And be honest.
May I walk you home? And be honest.
Maybe I can shake things up with some fresh ideas.
Maybe I can shake things up with some fresh ideas.
Maybe it's the way the light hits your eyes, maybe it's the wine,
Maybe it's the way the light hits your eyes, maybe it's the wine,
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Mm mmm!
Mm mmm!
Mmm, and I love your traditional oyster stuffing,
Mmm, and I love your traditional oyster stuffing,
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm! A lattice crust.
Mmm! A lattice crust.
Mmm! Mmm!
Mmm! Mmm!
Mmm. Ooh, let's see this one.
Mmm. Ooh, let's see this one.
Most intellectually stimulating cinematic accomplishments."
Most intellectually stimulating cinematic accomplishments."
Mrs. Cross, you smoke, too?
Mrs. Cross, you smoke, too?
My breasts feel like
My breasts feel like
My date for a wedding tomorrow night canceled at the last minute.
My date for a wedding tomorrow night canceled at the last minute.
My first wedding! I can't wait!
My first wedding! I can't wait!
My gift to you.
My gift to you.
My head is throbbing.
My head is throbbing.
My people.
My people.
My pictures of "the today show" gang.
My pictures of "the today show" gang.
Never get used, cheated on,
Never get used, cheated on,
Next!
Next!
Next!
Next!
Nina, please. This is very important to me.
Nina, please. This is very important to me.
No one can take a blow to the head like you, Harry.
No one can take a blow to the head like you, Harry.
No one there would recognize a fresh idea if it bit them on the ass.
No one there would recognize a fresh idea if it bit them on the ass.
No one wanted to meet you. I made that up.
No one wanted to meet you. I made that up.
No, I'm serious. The seal's broken,
No, I'm serious. The seal's broken,
No.
No.
No. It's not how you lie to trick someone.
No. It's not how you lie to trick someone.
No. Now, help me get my pants on.
No. Now, help me get my pants on.
No. That's a process
No. That's a process
No... I'm afraid not. Dr. Albright has already RSVP'd.
No... I'm afraid not. Dr. Albright has already RSVP'd.
Nonsense. I feel perfectly fine.
Nonsense. I feel perfectly fine.
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
Not to mention the phone's still out.
Not to mention the phone's still out.
Now I have a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.
Now I have a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.
Now I remember, I read about this.
Now I remember, I read about this.
Now I'll never fall in love,
Now I'll never fall in love,
Now it's gone. Now it's back.
Now it's gone. Now it's back.
Now spit.
Now spit.
Now there's an air of sophistication.
Now there's an air of sophistication.
Now we can spend the evening getting to know each other better.
Now we can spend the evening getting to know each other better.
Now, how were those two able to find each other?
Now, how were those two able to find each other?
Now, I have three of Einstein's equations on the board.
Now, I have three of Einstein's equations on the board.
Now, I'm not one to discourage
Now, I'm not one to discourage
Now, open wide.
Now, open wide.
Now, which of those guys is god?
Now, which of those guys is god?
Now, you're not feeling very well, are you, Harry?
Now, you're not feeling very well, are you, Harry?
Of course... this is a test.
Of course... this is a test.
Of course... this is a test.
Of course... this is a test.
Of dance!
Of dance!
Of the rules committee with us tonight.
Of the rules committee with us tonight.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, and be sure to wear something
Oh, and be sure to wear something
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, god, we're good!
Oh, god, we're good!
Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that at such short notice.
Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that at such short notice.
Oh, I'm late for class.
Oh, I'm late for class.
Oh, I'm ready to take responsibility.
Oh, I'm ready to take responsibility.
Oh, it's a letter for Dr. Albright.
Oh, it's a letter for Dr. Albright.
Oh, look! It's the campus police.
Oh, look! It's the campus police.
Oh, man, Solomon's here.
Oh, man, Solomon's here.
Oh, Martha, I feel like I'm going to die.
Oh, Martha, I feel like I'm going to die.
Oh, my oh, my god, you're burning up.
Oh, my oh, my god, you're burning up.
Oh, my god, Dick,
Oh, my god, Dick,
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, not there.
Oh, not there.
Oh, that would be its old brain.
Oh, that would be its old brain.
Oh, this is so moving
Oh, this is so moving
Oh, uh...
Oh, uh...
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, well...
Oh, well...
Oh, what a lovely place you have.
Oh, what a lovely place you have.
Oh, where to begin
Oh, where to begin
Oh, yeah, stay out of my room!
Oh, yeah, stay out of my room!
Oh, yeah, we're bad.
Oh, yeah, we're bad.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes! The corn is gone. See?
Oh, yes! The corn is gone. See?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, great command decision, Dick.
Oh! Oh, great command decision, Dick.
Oh! That's a dead frog. We're going to reanimate it.
Oh! That's a dead frog. We're going to reanimate it.
Oh! There must be
Oh! There must be
Oh! You have a mole.
Oh! You have a mole.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. What do you do when you're there?
Oh. What do you do when you're there?
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, a bonehead is where I draw the line.
Okay, a bonehead is where I draw the line.
Okay, fine. If you insist on being stubborn,
Okay, fine. If you insist on being stubborn,
Okay, I'll simplify.
Okay, I'll simplify.
Okay, Mrs. Wu.
Okay, Mrs. Wu.
Okay, people, listen up and nobody gets hurt!
Okay, people, listen up and nobody gets hurt!
Okay, punk, court is adjourned.
Okay, punk, court is adjourned.
Okay, Sally, this shirt, this tie, these socks?
Okay, Sally, this shirt, this tie, these socks?
Okay, troops, line up in order of height.
Okay, troops, line up in order of height.
Okay, you can take the test again.
Okay, you can take the test again.
Okay, you win.
Okay, you win.
Okay.
Okay.
On a flea infested little planet
On a flea infested little planet
On the far end of the galaxy.
On the far end of the galaxy.
On the plus side, your tranny's in really good shape.
On the plus side, your tranny's in really good shape.
On the subject of universal truth,
On the subject of universal truth,
Ooh, finally.
Ooh, finally.
Ooh, my favorite
Ooh, my favorite
Ooh, that's a horrifying thought.
Ooh, that's a horrifying thought.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Or an afternoon with some petri dish in a miniskirt.
Or an afternoon with some petri dish in a miniskirt.
Or else you just end up confusing people.
Or else you just end up confusing people.
Or shall I confess that your boyish good looks
Or shall I confess that your boyish good looks
Or that "audience is listening" thing.
Or that "audience is listening" thing.
Our old man is becoming a boy.
Our old man is becoming a boy.
Ow!
Ow!
Please don't smoke in front of me. I just quit a year ago.
Please don't smoke in front of me. I just quit a year ago.
Please, continue with your conversation.
Please, continue with your conversation.
Please, I need you to substitute for me.
Please, I need you to substitute for me.
Point taken.
Point taken.
Promise me you won't let Dr. Albright know...
Promise me you won't let Dr. Albright know...
Really stupid.
Really stupid.
Really?
Really?
Really? What a coincidence.
Really? What a coincidence.
Remember that frog I reanimated?
Remember that frog I reanimated?
Rest assured, I gave you full credit.
Rest assured, I gave you full credit.
Sadly, yes.
Sadly, yes.
Sally, you are right. I should have sat near the aisle.
Sally, you are right. I should have sat near the aisle.
Sally, you're amazing. As sick as you are,
Sally, you're amazing. As sick as you are,
Sally: okay, listen, if we're gonna...
Sally: okay, listen, if we're gonna...
Sally?
Sally?
Sally's the woman. I'm the tall, dashing man. Tommy is the adolescent.
Sally's the woman. I'm the tall, dashing man. Tommy is the adolescent.
See you later.
See you later.
See? You're not going to die,
See? You're not going to die,
See? You're not going to die,
See? You're not going to die,
Shall I speak of your courage,
Shall I speak of your courage,
She let me.
She let me.
She looks good enough to eat.
She looks good enough to eat.
She screamed, "ow, my eyes!" And that just...
She screamed, "ow, my eyes!" And that just...
She wins.
She wins.
She won't hear it from me.
She won't hear it from me.
She'll hold this in her delicate hand,
She'll hold this in her delicate hand,
She's distorting the truth.
She's distorting the truth.
She's doing something.
She's doing something.
She's going to emit a high pitched tone.
She's going to emit a high pitched tone.
She's just wonderful.
She's just wonderful.
She's right.
She's right.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Simply exhausts my feminine mind.
Simply exhausts my feminine mind.
Smokin' outlaws! Who's with me?
Smokin' outlaws! Who's with me?
So every day these people have to make up life,
So every day these people have to make up life,
So is there a chance we could do it all over again?
So is there a chance we could do it all over again?
So many people are giving it up. It just breaks my heart.
So many people are giving it up. It just breaks my heart.
So much trouble,
So much trouble,
So she could sit on her ass. I give it a year.
So she could sit on her ass. I give it a year.
So she's not blonde.
So she's not blonde.
So you lied?
So you lied?
So, I would like to start with a fresh idea
So, I would like to start with a fresh idea
So, Tommy, how was your science fair?
So, Tommy, how was your science fair?
Some sort of flesh melting force field
Some sort of flesh melting force field
Somehow that fiery tube has mitigated your oafishness.
Somehow that fiery tube has mitigated your oafishness.
Someone's got to go see my science teacher tomorrow.
Someone's got to go see my science teacher tomorrow.
Something about this doesn't wash.
Something about this doesn't wash.
Something's wrong. My transfer's not holding.
Something's wrong. My transfer's not holding.
Sorry I missed it.
Sorry I missed it.
Stop get your hands off
Stop get your hands off
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Stop it. That's an order.
Stop it. That's an order.
Stuff.
Stuff.
Suddenly you look so I've never used this word
Suddenly you look so I've never used this word
Super combo number four.
Super combo number four.
Super combo number one.
Super combo number one.
Tell us everything. I want details.
Tell us everything. I want details.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Do you hear that, high commander?
Thank you. Do you hear that, high commander?
Thank you. There, you see...
Thank you. There, you see...
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. You've saved me.
Thanks. You've saved me.
That I would be the man you needed.
That I would be the man you needed.
That I'd be driving a car
That I'd be driving a car
That is so beautiful.
That is so beautiful.
That must be very confusing for you.
That must be very confusing for you.
That she was a good frencher?
That she was a good frencher?
That shows the crack in your breasts.
That shows the crack in your breasts.
That surrounds her.
That surrounds her.
That takes years and years.
That takes years and years.
That the most beautiful, radiant woman in the room
That the most beautiful, radiant woman in the room
That was a close one. I wasn't sure we were gonna make it.
That was a close one. I wasn't sure we were gonna make it.
That was my fly.
That was my fly.
That was pathetic.
That was pathetic.
That you won't recognize when it bites you on the ass.
That you won't recognize when it bites you on the ass.
That... I'm sick.
That... I'm sick.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
That's exactly what we were going for.
That's exactly what we were going for.
That's nice. What is it?
That's nice. What is it?
That's not how it works. This is how it works.
That's not how it works. This is how it works.
That's right. I'm burning up for you, baby.
That's right. I'm burning up for you, baby.
That's why nobody ever gets to the window.
That's why nobody ever gets to the window.
The carburetor's a rebuild,
The carburetor's a rebuild,
The ceremony begins with the bride being given away.
The ceremony begins with the bride being given away.
The dentist who drills his own teeth
The dentist who drills his own teeth
The first cool drag in the morning,
The first cool drag in the morning,
The first person goes to the window.
The first person goes to the window.
The fun tastic goofy meal number two.
The fun tastic goofy meal number two.
The high commander said that I could turn myself
The high commander said that I could turn myself
The lady at the drugstore said if this doesn't work,
The lady at the drugstore said if this doesn't work,
The love, the closeness.
The love, the closeness.
The mall, Dick. I was at the mall.
The mall, Dick. I was at the mall.
The people on this planet
The people on this planet
The personal trainer/playwright,
The personal trainer/playwright,
The point I'm making is,
The point I'm making is,
The real truth is,
The real truth is,
The rest of me is anatomically correct.
The rest of me is anatomically correct.
The second person moves to the orange line, becoming first.
The second person moves to the orange line, becoming first.
The size of a silver dollar.
The size of a silver dollar.
The third person becomes second, and the rest of us pull up the slack!
The third person becomes second, and the rest of us pull up the slack!
The truth? Then I will be brutally Frank.
The truth? Then I will be brutally Frank.
The truth.
The truth.
Their lives are so fragile.
Their lives are so fragile.
Then they'll just have to deal with a whole bunch of...
Then they'll just have to deal with a whole bunch of...
There are just too many gaps in this line.
There are just too many gaps in this line.
There is no absolute personal truth here,
There is no absolute personal truth here,
There, you see, I've stopped
There, you see, I've stopped
There. Is that better?
There. Is that better?
There's a star missing right there.
There's a star missing right there.
There's got to be some way you can help me.
There's got to be some way you can help me.
There's nothing to it.
There's nothing to it.
They are stealthy, but they are stupid.
They are stealthy, but they are stupid.
They can isolate us, but they'll never separate us.
They can isolate us, but they'll never separate us.
They only have machine guns
They only have machine guns
This interesting character you're with?
This interesting character you're with?
This is a perfect opportunity to observe a wedding firsthand.
This is a perfect opportunity to observe a wedding firsthand.
This is all your fault.
This is all your fault.
This is brilliant!
This is brilliant!
This is creepy.
This is creepy.
This is Dina. She's the one that got us sick.
This is Dina. She's the one that got us sick.
This is my first date with Dr. Albright.
This is my first date with Dr. Albright.
This is strictly research.
This is strictly research.
This is supposed to be fun. Here, Sally, have some popcorn.
This is supposed to be fun. Here, Sally, have some popcorn.
This is Wednesday. She calls it "over the hump day."
This is Wednesday. She calls it "over the hump day."
This makes me feel powerless and susceptible,
This makes me feel powerless and susceptible,
This popcorn kernel is agony.
This popcorn kernel is agony.
This popcorn kernel is driving me crazy.
This popcorn kernel is driving me crazy.
This redhead came in last week.
This redhead came in last week.
This seat sucks.
This seat sucks.
This secondhand smoke
This secondhand smoke
This wasn't a test.
This wasn't a test.
This won't affect my grade?
This won't affect my grade?
This would be a good opportunity for my colleagues to get to know you.
This would be a good opportunity for my colleagues to get to know you.
Thorazine. I'll get you some water.
Thorazine. I'll get you some water.
Those things will take 10 years off of your life.
Those things will take 10 years off of your life.
Time prohibits my naming them all.
Time prohibits my naming them all.
To a lifetime of happiness together.
To a lifetime of happiness together.
To get over the rough spots.
To get over the rough spots.
To inform you all that this planet both wipes
To inform you all that this planet both wipes
To join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,
To join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,
To listen to me once Aah!
To listen to me once Aah!
To sedate yourself, Dr. Bankson.
To sedate yourself, Dr. Bankson.
Today Dr. Albright wanted something from me. All she did was ask.
Today Dr. Albright wanted something from me. All she did was ask.
Today's Friday.
Today's Friday.
Tommy, are you all right? Where have you been?
Tommy, are you all right? Where have you been?
Tommy, have you been sitting in that same chair all day?
Tommy, have you been sitting in that same chair all day?
Tommy, have you smoked your cigarette yet?
Tommy, have you smoked your cigarette yet?
Tommy, I thought I told you no science projects in the kitchen.
Tommy, I thought I told you no science projects in the kitchen.
Tommy, I'm hereby placing you under house arrest.
Tommy, I'm hereby placing you under house arrest.
Tommy, we're going out.
Tommy, we're going out.
Tommy, you should be to my right so I could actually have an armrest.
Tommy, you should be to my right so I could actually have an armrest.
Tossed aside like an old shoe.
Tossed aside like an old shoe.
Trust me? You're the one who lied and tricked me.
Trust me? You're the one who lied and tricked me.
Two hot steaming bowls of chili.
Two hot steaming bowls of chili.
Two of them are false, and one is true.
Two of them are false, and one is true.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh... you make me really nervous.
Uh... you make me really nervous.
Unless you can talk some idiot into replac
Unless you can talk some idiot into replac
Very well, I can wait.
Very well, I can wait.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Hold it. Everybody just sit down.
Wait a minute. Hold it. Everybody just sit down.
Wait! You're not finished with me yet!
Wait! You're not finished with me yet!
Wait. There's free girls? Can I go?
Wait. There's free girls? Can I go?
Wake up and snort the coffee.
Wake up and snort the coffee.
Was as oily and disgusting as me.
Was as oily and disgusting as me.
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
We all understand what truth is, don't we?
We all understand what truth is, don't we?
We are gathered together here in the sight of god
We are gathered together here in the sight of god
We ask that you take responsibility.
We ask that you take responsibility.
We await your orders, high commander.
We await your orders, high commander.
We can't. We were talking about you.
We can't. We were talking about you.
We come from very different backgrounds.
We come from very different backgrounds.
We could go to my house.
We could go to my house.
We give it a year!
We give it a year!
We gotta find him.
We gotta find him.
We have to put a vaporizer in your room.
We have to put a vaporizer in your room.
We meet at last.
We meet at last.
We need some duct tape and jumper cables.
We need some duct tape and jumper cables.
We should contact him I mean, as part of our mission to study life on this planet.
We should contact him I mean, as part of our mission to study life on this planet.
We should each only be a single person thickness apart.
We should each only be a single person thickness apart.
We're colleagues. I trust her.
We're colleagues. I trust her.
We're having sex tonight!
We're having sex tonight!
We're here waitin'.
We're here waitin'.
We've got that big metal ladder in the garage.
We've got that big metal ladder in the garage.
Well said.
Well said.
Well, as an adolescent, everything annoys me,
Well, as an adolescent, everything annoys me,
Well, Dick, my life is hell.
Well, Dick, my life is hell.
Well, Dr. Solomon, it's 2:00 A.M.
Well, Dr. Solomon, it's 2:00 A.M.
Well, first, on behalf of Dr. Albright,
Well, first, on behalf of Dr. Albright,
Well, how do I get up there?
Well, how do I get up there?
Well, I am a manly man.
Well, I am a manly man.
Well, I am the high commander.
Well, I am the high commander.
Well, I didn't think that you could top
Well, I didn't think that you could top
Well, I do my best.
Well, I do my best.
Well, I'll need a flashlight.
Well, I'll need a flashlight.
Well, I'm gonna show him.
Well, I'm gonna show him.
Well, I'm not a fetus.
Well, I'm not a fetus.
Well, I'm not perfect, lieutenant.
Well, I'm not perfect, lieutenant.
Well, I'm sorry I'm not as good a liar as you are.
Well, I'm sorry I'm not as good a liar as you are.
Well, I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
Well, I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
Well, I've started again.
Well, I've started again.
Well, it kind of developed a taste for human flesh.
Well, it kind of developed a taste for human flesh.
Well, it's really a very fascinating ritual.
Well, it's really a very fascinating ritual.
Well, maybe you'll talk
Well, maybe you'll talk
Well, there happens to be a policy here
Well, there happens to be a policy here
Well, what are we supposed to do? Dick is always here
Well, what are we supposed to do? Dick is always here
Well, what if I wasn't?
Well, what if I wasn't?
Well, you know, gal on the go
Well, you know, gal on the go
Well, you need a reason to live,
Well, you need a reason to live,
Well, you're in early.
Well, you're in early.
Well, you're wrong. I lied. I made them all up!
Well, you're wrong. I lied. I made them all up!
Were you able to observe other life forms?
Were you able to observe other life forms?
What about me?
What about me?
What did I say?
What did I say?
What do you mean, my car is not ready? You promised it by Friday.
What do you mean, my car is not ready? You promised it by Friday.
What happened?
What happened?
What if this lying thing falls into the hands of the politicians?
What if this lying thing falls into the hands of the politicians?
What is it they don't get? That woman says "next."
What is it they don't get? That woman says "next."
What is this thing in my colander?
What is this thing in my colander?
What is your problem?
What is your problem?
What mind? Stop it! Stop it!
What mind? Stop it! Stop it!
What the hell are you trying to do? Ruin me?
What the hell are you trying to do? Ruin me?
What the hell was her problem?
What the hell was her problem?
What was with that little girl throwing away flowers?
What was with that little girl throwing away flowers?
What?
What?
What's your secret?
What's your secret?
Whatever you say.
Whatever you say.
When he walked in on the four of us.
When he walked in on the four of us.
When I moved in, you said you didn't mind sharing your office?
When I moved in, you said you didn't mind sharing your office?
When I thought I was going to die,
When I thought I was going to die,
When you face death,
When you face death,
When you're high commander, you can be in charge of the movie treats.
When you're high commander, you can be in charge of the movie treats.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where good and bad and worst and best
Where good and bad and worst and best
Which air is yours?
Which air is yours?
Which is an honorable estate,
Which is an honorable estate,
Which spills all down your blouse,
Which spills all down your blouse,
While he has the broken pool cue.
While he has the broken pool cue.
Who can spot the true one? Anyone?
Who can spot the true one? Anyone?
Who the heck are you? Ah.
Who the heck are you? Ah.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why did we choose bodies that could decay so easily?
Why did we choose bodies that could decay so easily?
Why didn't you tell me you were sick?
Why didn't you tell me you were sick?
Why do you tell them they can do things when I tell them they can't?
Why do you tell them they can do things when I tell them they can't?
Why don't you just stay home and drip fluids with the rest of us?
Why don't you just stay home and drip fluids with the rest of us?
Why not? What are you doing wrong?
Why not? What are you doing wrong?
Why? We're not driving. We're parked.
Why? We're not driving. We're parked.
Will swallow anything.
Will swallow anything.
With a fork first.
With a fork first.
With flaxen highlights and just a whisper of gold
With flaxen highlights and just a whisper of gold
With pleasure.
With pleasure.
With those men whom she affectionately calls
With those men whom she affectionately calls
Women, huh?
Women, huh?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Ya! Ya! Ya!
Ya! Ya! Ya!
Yah!
Yah!
Yeah, but you're parked on university property.
Yeah, but you're parked on university property.
Yeah, right. Good excuse.
Yeah, right. Good excuse.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Then why are we here?
Yeah. Then why are we here?
Yes, but according to this, he's more of a machine,
Yes, but according to this, he's more of a machine,
Yes, but I understand
Yes, but I understand
Yes, but that's off the end of your life,
Yes, but that's off the end of your life,
Yes, German. Einstein spoke German.
Yes, German. Einstein spoke German.
Yes, I expected you would.
Yes, I expected you would.
Yes, I see how that works. You have something on your shoulder.
Yes, I see how that works. You have something on your shoulder.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes. I have a meeting with the rules committee on Friday night,
Yes. I have a meeting with the rules committee on Friday night,
Yet, somehow I'm compelled to nurture you.
Yet, somehow I'm compelled to nurture you.
Yet, they're so willing to commit their hearts to one another for a lifetime.
Yet, they're so willing to commit their hearts to one another for a lifetime.
Yo quiero bailar contigo.
Yo quiero bailar contigo.
You brought a foreign germ into this house.
You brought a foreign germ into this house.
You can keep it.
You can keep it.
You can't smoke anywhere in the building.
You can't smoke anywhere in the building.
You can't smoke in here.
You can't smoke in here.
You can't smoke in the waiting room, either.
You can't smoke in the waiting room, either.
You can't trust someone who lies.
You can't trust someone who lies.
You don't know what that means to me.
You don't know what that means to me.
You don't remember anything you said to me, do you?
You don't remember anything you said to me, do you?
You don't understand. I'm an alien from another planet.
You don't understand. I'm an alien from another planet.
You failed the written exam. Come back in three weeks.
You failed the written exam. Come back in three weeks.
You have no vision.
You have no vision.
You have to admire these humans.
You have to admire these humans.
You have to tell the absolute truth,
You have to tell the absolute truth,
You heard me.
You heard me.
You just wanted to come up here and stare at pimple boy.
You just wanted to come up here and stare at pimple boy.
You know, cars must have some huge power we haven't discovered yet.
You know, cars must have some huge power we haven't discovered yet.
You know, I must say,
You know, I must say,
You know, I never told you this, but I always thought
You know, I never told you this, but I always thought
You know, I tried using a stick to scratch it,
You know, I tried using a stick to scratch it,
You know, if someone had told me a year ago
You know, if someone had told me a year ago
You know, Sally,
You know, Sally,
You know, you're awfully smug for a man in a paper coat.
You know, you're awfully smug for a man in a paper coat.
You look different. I don't know what it is.
You look different. I don't know what it is.
You look wonderful.
You look wonderful.
You make a fool of yourself. They get mad.
You make a fool of yourself. They get mad.
You make it look so easy.
You make it look so easy.
You might, but I'm very good at it.
You might, but I'm very good at it.
You must be a genius.
You must be a genius.
You need me? I never dreamed
You need me? I never dreamed
You outrank them. Just seize control, take some initiative.
You outrank them. Just seize control, take some initiative.
You poor kid. I remember how it feels to be your age.
You poor kid. I remember how it feels to be your age.
You poor, misguided girl.
You poor, misguided girl.
You really should have that thing removed. It's all I can look at.
You really should have that thing removed. It's all I can look at.
You reassess your priorities.
You reassess your priorities.
You said you'd stop spelling in front of me.
You said you'd stop spelling in front of me.
You said...
You said...
You saved me!
You saved me!
You see, lying accomplishes nothing.
You see, lying accomplishes nothing.
You see, you know these things.
You see, you know these things.
You seem to have more teeth than usual.
You seem to have more teeth than usual.
You should have seen the janitor's face
You should have seen the janitor's face
You should have seen the janitor's face
You should have seen the janitor's face
You sound just like my mother.
You sound just like my mother.
You think so?
You think so?
You will report to calisthenics at 0500, sharp.
You will report to calisthenics at 0500, sharp.
You work with them. You think you know them. They ask you to substitute.
You work with them. You think you know them. They ask you to substitute.
You'd expect a bonehead move like that from me, but you?
You'd expect a bonehead move like that from me, but you?
You'd make a totally kick Ass high commander.
You'd make a totally kick Ass high commander.
You're delightful.
You're delightful.
You're getting sick just as I'm getting better.
You're getting sick just as I'm getting better.
You're getting sick just as I'm getting better.
You're getting sick just as I'm getting better.
You're going to climb the utility pole and fix our phone line.
You're going to climb the utility pole and fix our phone line.
You're going to have to open your mind to new experiences.
You're going to have to open your mind to new experiences.
You're going to hit me in the back of the head.
You're going to hit me in the back of the head.
You're not so bad yourself.
You're not so bad yourself.
You're not watching me. I'm not watching you.
You're not watching me. I'm not watching you.
You're sick and you're breathing my air.
You're sick and you're breathing my air.
You're sick. You should be home in bed.
You're sick. You should be home in bed.
You're so arrogant, bossy, and condescending,
You're so arrogant, bossy, and condescending,
You're so smart, and your...
You're so smart, and your...
You're somewhere in the room, I can feel it.
You're somewhere in the room, I can feel it.
You're supposed to be experiencing human adolescent behavior.
You're supposed to be experiencing human adolescent behavior.
You're upset, aren't you?
You're upset, aren't you?
You've never been to A...
You've never been to A...
Your blouse is on fire.
Your blouse is on fire.
Your line is so big,
Your line is so big,
Your looks your looks are like...
Your looks your looks are like...
Your shirttail's on fire. That's how.
Your shirttail's on fire. That's how.
7:00 ish on the dot.
7:00 ish on the dot.
300 pound Asian woman.
300 pound Asian woman.
A ritual? Very traditional crying, dancing.
A ritual? Very traditional crying, dancing.
A wedding? Yeah, a big reception.
A wedding? Yeah, a big reception.
All we have to do is get out and push, Sally. Yeah, yeah.
All we have to do is get out and push, Sally. Yeah, yeah.
All: shh! I don't want to play anymore!
All: shh! I don't want to play anymore!
And good work finding me. Good work?
And good work finding me. Good work?
And I'd like it washed.
And I'd like it washed.
Are you all right? I'm fine. I could stay here all night.
Are you all right? I'm fine. I could stay here all night.
Are you sick? Yes, and the novelty is starting to wear off.
Are you sick? Yes, and the novelty is starting to wear off.
Aren't you? Absolutely.
Aren't you? Absolutely.
basically killed the mood. Damn.
basically killed the mood. Damn.
Be quiet. Okay,
Be quiet. Okay,
Because I'm the high commander. Would it kill you
Because I'm the high commander. Would it kill you
Can I get you something? What are they having?
Can I get you something? What are they having?
Can I tell you the truth? Why not?
Can I tell you the truth? Why not?
Commander, permission to speak freely? Granted.
Commander, permission to speak freely? Granted.
cool. Really? I've been
cool. Really? I've been
Could you leave, please? Try and stop me.
Could you leave, please? Try and stop me.
Destroy the incubator!
Destroy the incubator!
Dick, permission to bitch? Permission granted.
Dick, permission to bitch? Permission granted.
Dick? Sally.
Dick? Sally.
Dick... Dick: Harry called it.
Dick... Dick: Harry called it.
Did you get your license? We were thrown out.
Did you get your license? We were thrown out.
Did you tell Dick? I thought he was with you.
Did you tell Dick? I thought he was with you.
Did you? What?
Did you? What?
Dime, tops. That frog destroyed
Dime, tops. That frog destroyed
Dina, the one with the...? Oh, yeah.
Dina, the one with the...? Oh, yeah.
Don't look, he might come over. Does he see us?
Don't look, he might come over. Does he see us?
don't move!
don't move!
Dr. Albright? What?
Dr. Albright? What?
Dr. Solomon Freeze! He's still there!
Dr. Solomon Freeze! He's still there!
Dr. Solomon, I was just thinking of you. You were?
Dr. Solomon, I was just thinking of you. You were?
Excuse me. I
Excuse me. I
Fine. I can woman. Good.
Fine. I can woman. Good.
God, it's amazing.
God, it's amazing.
Good for you. It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Good for you. It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Good morning, Dr. Albright. Good morning.
Good morning, Dr. Albright. Good morning.
Good morning, Dr. Solomon.
Good morning, Dr. Solomon.
Good morning, Dr. Solomon. Yah!
Good morning, Dr. Solomon. Yah!
Good morning. Good morning, Dr. Albright.
Good morning. Good morning, Dr. Albright.
Great! Yeah, yeah. Who's that?
Great! Yeah, yeah. Who's that?
Hang. What do you see?
Hang. What do you see?
Harry: nothing. Sally: yes, you did.
Harry: nothing. Sally: yes, you did.
Harry: ooh! What is it?
Harry: ooh! What is it?
Harry! Dick!
Harry! Dick!
Harry! Yes, sir ma'am ma'am ma'am sir.
Harry! Yes, sir ma'am ma'am ma'am sir.
Harry? Dick?
Harry? Dick?
He ran off. That was hours ago. That's not like him.
He ran off. That was hours ago. That's not like him.
He's my new lab partner. No, I meant in the jar.
He's my new lab partner. No, I meant in the jar.
Hey, Tommy. What are you doing here?
Hey, Tommy. What are you doing here?
Hold me. Oh, get off!
Hold me. Oh, get off!
I came by to see how you're feeling. I'm feeling better, thanks.
I came by to see how you're feeling. I'm feeling better, thanks.
I did not. Don't try to blame it on me.
I did not. Don't try to blame it on me.
I don't mind. It's a two hour drive.
I don't mind. It's a two hour drive.
I don't need it. Dick, you have to.
I don't need it. Dick, you have to.
I don't want a 200% mark Up on parts.
I don't want a 200% mark Up on parts.
I have to tell you this. No, you have to lie down.
I have to tell you this. No, you have to lie down.
I hope you're happy. Oh, you betcha.
I hope you're happy. Oh, you betcha.
I just had to touch them. And then what?
I just had to touch them. And then what?
I just thought counseling Your rations will be cut in half.
I just thought counseling Your rations will be cut in half.
I love it! Really?
I love it! Really?
I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision. What tipped the scales?
I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision. What tipped the scales?
I thought you said it wouldn't affect my grade. It didn't.
I thought you said it wouldn't affect my grade. It didn't.
I thought you were his sister. Sister, mother, whatever.
I thought you were his sister. Sister, mother, whatever.
I was just about to call you. Will you excuse us for just a minute?
I was just about to call you. Will you excuse us for just a minute?
I was sick that day. I helped you move.
I was sick that day. I helped you move.
I will. Bully for you.
I will. Bully for you.
I'll drive. No, I'll drive.
I'll drive. No, I'll drive.
I'll get you some tea. What's this?
I'll get you some tea. What's this?
I'll pay for the gas. You'd have to wear a suit.
I'll pay for the gas. You'd have to wear a suit.
I'm getting the manager. Thank you. Have him bring floss.
I'm getting the manager. Thank you. Have him bring floss.
I'm just glad you're alive. Thank you, Sally.
I'm just glad you're alive. Thank you, Sally.
I'm not about to be stuck at home. Mm hmm.
I'm not about to be stuck at home. Mm hmm.
I'm not prepared. It's a dull, mindless group.
I'm not prepared. It's a dull, mindless group.
I'm sorry I gave you the flu. Don't worry about it,
I'm sorry I gave you the flu. Don't worry about it,
I'm taking you home and putting you to bed. All right!
I'm taking you home and putting you to bed. All right!
I'm wearing a suit. A nice suit.
I'm wearing a suit. A nice suit.
in theory. Thank you.
in theory. Thank you.
Is it autographed? No, but she signed it.
Is it autographed? No, but she signed it.
Is that a new jacket? I'm entirely new.
Is that a new jacket? I'm entirely new.
Is that it? Ow!
Is that it? Ow!
Is there some kind of problem? Ooh, actually, yes.
Is there some kind of problem? Ooh, actually, yes.
Is Tommy home? What? Oh, hey, Dina.
Is Tommy home? What? Oh, hey, Dina.
It's almost like they're addictive. Don't be silly.
It's almost like they're addictive. Don't be silly.
It's really me! Well, you would know that.
It's really me! Well, you would know that.
It's time to leave. Oh, wait.
It's time to leave. Oh, wait.
leaving me in charge.
leaving me in charge.
Like what? Like a woman.
Like what? Like a woman.
Man: Please drive around. We would if we could.
Man: Please drive around. We would if we could.
May I see your driver's license? You bet you can.
May I see your driver's license? You bet you can.
May I? Oh.
May I? Oh.
Me, too. Mine's killing me.
Me, too. Mine's killing me.
Me, too. Mine's worse.
Me, too. Mine's worse.
Next! No Ooo!
Next! No Ooo!
Nina, are you married? No.
Nina, are you married? No.
Nina, where's Dick? I haven't seen him in two days.
Nina, where's Dick? I haven't seen him in two days.
No, sir. There's no reason to put it off.
No, sir. There's no reason to put it off.
No. Chick flick.
No. Chick flick.
Not with me. I'm leaving. Very well.
Not with me. I'm leaving. Very well.
Now we'll never make it to the movie. Nonsense.
Now we'll never make it to the movie. Nonsense.
Oh, shush. No, no, let me talk.
Oh, shush. No, no, let me talk.
On the bright side, we did outrun the police. What went wrong?
On the bright side, we did outrun the police. What went wrong?
Or this shirt, this tie, these socks? Stop. What's wrong with you?
Or this shirt, this tie, these socks? Stop. What's wrong with you?
Pitman... What?
Pitman... What?
Prepare to be dazzled.
Prepare to be dazzled.
Really? We all think of you as the resident genius.
Really? We all think of you as the resident genius.
Sally: excuse us. After all, I am the high commander.
Sally: excuse us. After all, I am the high commander.
Sally: I had two boxes. Who packed the boxes?
Sally: I had two boxes. Who packed the boxes?
Sally: oh, well... Whoo ooh!
Sally: oh, well... Whoo ooh!
See you tonight. Can't wait.
See you tonight. Can't wait.
She said that? About you?
She said that? About you?
Shh! Excuse me, we're talking here!
Shh! Excuse me, we're talking here!
Shh! Oh, you shush.
Shh! Oh, you shush.
Shh! Shh hh!
Shh! Shh hh!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh hh!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh hh!
Shotgun. I don't want to ride in the back.
Shotgun. I don't want to ride in the back.
So, how was school today? The best ever.
So, how was school today? The best ever.
So, let's pack this up and move it out. Right away.
So, let's pack this up and move it out. Right away.
Solomon, Sally. Here.
Solomon, Sally. Here.
some of Dr. Albright's feelings? Oh, yes, of course.
some of Dr. Albright's feelings? Oh, yes, of course.
Sorry, those are the rules. I need a license now.
Sorry, those are the rules. I need a license now.
Take it outside. All right,
Take it outside. All right,
Tastes bad? No.
Tastes bad? No.
Tell the truth. Yes.
Tell the truth. Yes.
Thank you, lieutenant. You have so many facets to admire,
Thank you, lieutenant. You have so many facets to admire,
that takes extra time. I'm over here.
that takes extra time. I'm over here.
Then I'll smoke in the hall. I'm sorry,
Then I'll smoke in the hall. I'm sorry,
There's a lot we don't understand. Like what?
There's a lot we don't understand. Like what?
This is interesting. My throat tickles. Mine, too.
This is interesting. My throat tickles. Mine, too.
This is your family? Why, yes.
This is your family? Why, yes.
Tommy, what's with the toad? His name is Jack.
Tommy, what's with the toad? His name is Jack.
Tommy: it's alive!
Tommy: it's alive!
until something pretty is being given away. Keep your voice down.
until something pretty is being given away. Keep your voice down.
Wait.
Wait.
Was that a lie or truth bending? Figure of speech.
Was that a lie or truth bending? Figure of speech.
We have to dance. No, we don't.
We have to dance. No, we don't.
We should get one if we're going to blend in. I'm on it.
We should get one if we're going to blend in. I'm on it.
Weeks.
Weeks.
Well done. Another five minutes,
Well done. Another five minutes,
Well, I am the high commander. Wait a minute.
Well, I am the high commander. Wait a minute.
Well, I'm off. Wait, we need to talk about this.
Well, I'm off. Wait, we need to talk about this.
Well, you gotta humor 'em.
Well, you gotta humor 'em.
What am I going to do about it? I don't know,
What am I going to do about it? I don't know,
What are you doing? Lying.
What are you doing? Lying.
What did she say? She said she needed my help
What did she say? She said she needed my help
What do you think you're doing? Smoking.
What do you think you're doing? Smoking.
What happened next? Well, I don't know what came over me,
What happened next? Well, I don't know what came over me,
What is it with you and that blonde? Nothing.
What is it with you and that blonde? Nothing.
What is it, Nina? Here's the mail.
What is it, Nina? Here's the mail.
What is it? I've realized something.
What is it? I've realized something.
What was it saying? I have no idea.
What was it saying? I have no idea.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that? I don't know,
What was that? I don't know,
What would you do if I wasn't here? You're always here.
What would you do if I wasn't here? You're always here.
What? For the next 60 seconds,
What? For the next 60 seconds,
What's that sound?
What's that sound?
When you said you were impressed with my résumé? Light conversation.
When you said you were impressed with my résumé? Light conversation.
Where did you get this? In the room full of prizes.
Where did you get this? In the room full of prizes.
Why? Because I'm sick, that's why.
Why? Because I'm sick, that's why.
Wider.
Wider.
Yeah, that was stupid. Yes, it was.
Yeah, that was stupid. Yes, it was.
Yes, is that really the color of your hair? Absolutely!
Yes, is that really the color of your hair? Absolutely!
Yes, much. Thank you for coming to the wedding with me.
Yes, much. Thank you for coming to the wedding with me.
Yes! How did you do it? Anybody can do it.
Yes! How did you do it? Anybody can do it.
Yes. And you bought it?
Yes. And you bought it?
You can knock the box open with this metal golf club. Good, Tommy.
You can knock the box open with this metal golf club. Good, Tommy.
you keep taking care of us. Yeah, I know.
you keep taking care of us. Yeah, I know.
You know Dr. Byron. Yes, of course.
You know Dr. Byron. Yes, of course.
You like it? It's incredible.
You like it? It's incredible.
You won't bring any of your family? Just me.
You won't bring any of your family? Just me.
You're going to make me say this, aren't you? What?
You're going to make me say this, aren't you? What?
...and his church, which holy estate Christ adorned and...
...and his church, which holy estate Christ adorned and...
'cause anytime you want to give me anything,
'cause anytime you want to give me anything,
'cause if I had to do it all over again,
'cause if I had to do it all over again,
"A sweeping drama, one of the year's
"A sweeping drama, one of the year's
"I love you."
"I love you."
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times."
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times."
"Scientific proof is nothing more than conditional truth."
"Scientific proof is nothing more than conditional truth."
"Stay behind orange line."
"Stay behind orange line."
"The force carrying particles exchanged between matter particles
"The force carrying particles exchanged between matter particles
"the night of the teaching dead."
"the night of the teaching dead."
♪ 'Tis I'll be gone ♪
♪ 'Tis I'll be gone ♪
♪ 'tis you, 'tis you ♪
♪ 'tis you, 'tis you ♪
♪ Ahh ♪ I'm sorry, I thought we were singing.
♪ Ahh ♪ I'm sorry, I thought we were singing.
♪ and all the roses falling ♪
♪ and all the roses falling ♪
♪ and down the mountainside ♪
♪ and down the mountainside ♪
♪ but come ye back ♪
♪ but come ye back ♪
♪ from glen to glen ♪
♪ from glen to glen ♪
♪ Get on up like a sex machine ♪
♪ Get on up like a sex machine ♪
♪ Get up, get on up ♪
♪ Get up, get on up ♪
♪ Get up, get on up Stay on the scene ♪
♪ Get up, get on up Stay on the scene ♪
♪ I will understand. ♪
♪ I will understand. ♪
♪ in sunshine ♪
♪ in sunshine ♪
♪ just be close at hand ♪
♪ just be close at hand ♪
♪ Like a sex machine Get on up ♪
♪ Like a sex machine Get on up ♪
♪ must go and I must bide ♪
♪ must go and I must bide ♪
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ or in shadow. ♪
♪ or in shadow. ♪
♪ puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death. ♪
♪ puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death. ♪
♪ Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette ♪
♪ Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette ♪
♪ Stay on the scene Get on up ♪
♪ Stay on the scene Get on up ♪
♪ the pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
♪ the pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
♪ the summer's gone ♪
♪ the summer's gone ♪
♪ when summer's in the meadow ♪
♪ when summer's in the meadow ♪
♪ You don't have to say you love me ♪
♪ You don't have to say you love me ♪
♪ you don't have to stay forever ♪
♪ you don't have to stay forever ♪

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