Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) Soundboard Edit

A generation of permanent cripples,

All right, Alice.

All right, look …

All right, man.

All right, man. Doing very well.

All right. You stay here and go to jail. I'm leaving.

All these signs of violence.

Allowing the hopes for peace and freedom of millions of people

Already?

And away we go!

And it's only 16 blocks from here. It has a pool, sauna, steam.

And on top of everything else I had a gigantic goddamn hotel bill to deal with

And then about halfway through its second hour,

And then you'd notice about six huge, hairy tits

And these crude pornographic photos

And they took me to the hotel.

And you killed Jesus.

And you know what that means.

And you may not know why

And, sweet Jesus,

Angina pectoris.

Are we here to entertain ourselves or do the job?

Are you prejudiced?

As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed

Awake? What do you mean?

Back there

Before the deadline for press registration.

Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue.

Boy, this is really a nice pen, man.

Bullshit.

But I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff.

But it's all right

But once you get locked into a serious drug collection,

But someone was looking for you.

But the room was quiet again.

But we have a problem.

But when you get there everything goes wrong.

But you will be ready for him. Brace for the G s. Fast heel toe work.

Call Lucy …

Can this really be the end?

Certainly, sir.

Cheap! The real stuff.

Cheers.

Class?

Come back and have a beer!

Come on in!

Could possibly believe it.

Did you eat all this acid?

Do me one last favor, Lord.

Do the job, of course.

Don't fuck around, man. This is serious.

Don't give me that bullshit.

Duke, Raoul.

Eat a big handful and see what happens.

Even if you manage to beat that, they'll still send you back to Nevada

Every two minutes

Excuse me.

Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us.

Feed your head

Finish the fucking story, man!

For **** and consensual sodomy.

For your love

For your love

Forget about it. He attacked an old man.

Fuck you. I'm gonna have to take the blame. They'll crucify me.

Fuck, man, it's the fucking Great Deluge in here.

Fuck!

Get back in the tub.

Get him!

Get up, you pig fucker!

Good morning. How are you?

Grow claws, bleeding warts.

He crashed around America, selling consciousness expansion

He got a hold of my baby, yeah.

He's not just some dingbat I found on the Strip, man.

He's paying for this suite, Lucy.

Hello! Anyone?

Hello.

Here I was, alone in Las Vegas,

Here we go

Here's your half of the sunshine acid. Eat it.

Hey, honkies! Goddamn it!

Hey, listen, you …

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hi, Lucy. God bless.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold on, man.

Holy smokes!

How about some ether?

How long do I have?

How many nights and weird mornings had this shit been going on?

How much do you think you'd take for the ape?

How much for the ape?

I advised you to proceed to the next rest area, your stated destination, right?

I couldn't remember.

I desperately needed peace, rest, sanctuary.

I felt like a Nazi, but it had to be done.

I go to sleep now, I'm dead for 20 hours.

I had witnessed the start.

I hate dope.

I know.

I need a fucking lawyer immediately!

I need this, right?

I need you for my own

I think my attorney made the reservations.

I wanna leave fast. Okay

I want to sell you some pure fucking scag.

I want you to throw that fucking radio

I was drowned I was washed up and left for dead

I'd like you to go up there, pull over and get a few hours' sleep.

I'll cripple your ass for this.

I'll do it. Fuck, man.

I'll plunge this into your fucking throat.

I'll remember your face.

I'll try.

I'll use a different name. I'll let you know what it is.

I'm a Doctor of Journalism, man.

I'm gonna go get the car washed.

I'm gonna let myself out.

I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash. It's a gas, gas, gas

I'm just gonna try different combinations of lenses and film

I'm leaving here in two hours.

I'm very sorry, sir, but you're on the late list.

If I wind up broke then I'll always remember

If the Nazis had won the War.

If we keep her full of acid, that's more like two grand a day, maybe three.

In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself

In fact, it's a gas

In the patio section, of course.

It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy.

It was Duke! Lucy! Lucy!

It was time to do the job.

It was time, I felt,

It's a sidewalk!

It's gonna be a very difficult day.

It's me.

It's the Mint 400.

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, we're finished.

Jesus Christ. Take your time!

Jesus God Almighty, look at that bunch over there, man.

Jumpin' Jack Flash. It's a gas

Just another freak in the freak kingdom.

Just another ugly refugee from the love generation.

Just let me get rid of this goddamn car and off this horrible desert.

Just press play.

Know your dope fiend.

Lacerda. Your photographer.

Land crab.

Learn to enjoy losing.

Let's find a good seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon.

Let's get out of here. Where's the elevator?

Let's pay this bill, get up very slowly.

Look at your face. You're about to explode.

Look, fella, I have explained to you.

Look, the telegram is actually all scrambled.

Love

Lucy was a potentially fatal millstone on both our necks.

Magic moments

Marlin spike around yelling about reptiles.

Maybe

Maybe I should take a swim, I thought.

Medicine? Oh, yeah, medicine. Right.

More like Sunday.

My attorney had never been able to accept the notion

Never mind.

No mix of words or music or memories

No more of that, okay? That's my client, Lucy.

No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.

No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator, man!

No, I'm moving to the Tropicana right away.

No, no, no!

No!

No.

No.

Nonsense.

Not much

Not yet. I want to study its habits.

Now … Don't let me keep you up.

Now you wanna kill me.

Now, now, now.

O gay and et gay the

Of everything right and true in the national character.

Of mean tempered, rule crazy cops.

Oh

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God Almighty. Help! Help! Help me! Help!

Oh, God! What's that?

Oh, God.

Oh, look! What?

Oh, Mama

Oh, my God. There's someone at the door.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want some?

Oh, wait. You see that?

Oh!

Okay, I'll lend you some money.

One of the things you learn

One toke over the line Sweet Jesus

One toke, man!

One toke, you poor fool?

Pineal gland.

Please!

Pretend it's not happening.

Pure Gonzo journalism.

Put on the radio.

Put your hands where I can see them.

Really

Refers to the reefer butt as a roach

Remember

Right here, right here.

Right here.

Right there in that fucking tub

Roll every goddamn window down.

Savage Henry has cashed his check

She came all the way down …

She fell in love with me, man.

She looked like a burnt out caricature of Jane Russell.

She'd have one hell of a trip.

She's a lady

Shit, we'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way out to the end.

Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal.

Shit! Shit!

Shit. Think he sodomized her?

Shoot it.

So incredibly foul.

So Viva Las Vegas

So Viva Las Vegas

So we can go up there and blast him out of bed

Some kind of … Quart of rum.

Somebody call the police. We need help.

Spinning the wheel, spinning the wheel, spinning the wheel

Step up to this fantastic machine!

Take a right here. Take a right here

Tammy, Tammy

Terrifying the help.

Than the 24 hours in the day

Thank you, but the cart needs to go back with I'll be back!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for having me. Projector, please.

Thanks for the tip.

That a really massive crime often slips by unrecognized.

That ain't the way to have fun, son

That bastard won't get away with this.

That I would never understand.

That nobody in the position to bring the hammer down on us

That place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

That we'd pushed our luck a bit too far.

That you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them.

That's fucking machine guns, man. They're firing at us.

That's right, man. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine.

The first hour's all waiting.

The glazed look in her eyes said her throat had been cut.

The great silent majority …

The guy didn't have any cash to pay me.

The name is Duke. Raoul Duke.

The richest off road race for motorcycles and dune buggies

The store was closed.

The tendency is to push it as far as you can.

The truth.

Then he can rise one notch

Then they cut all kinds of holes in her and sucked out the blood.

Then we ate some mescaline and went swimming.

There I was.

There is no way of explaining the terror I felt.

There they go.

There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption

There was only one road back to L.A.

There you stood on the edge of your feather

There's a rest area just up ahead.

These were not the hoofprints of your normal God fearing junkie.

They look like caricatures of used car dealers from Dallas.

They nailed this guy for child molesting.

They were due to go off, 10 at a time

They'll be looking for both of you.

They'll trace the call, put you straight behind bars.

This is my last drink.

This was Death Valley.

Those bastards have changed the lock on us, man.

Those two men in the dock, they gave me the LSD

To be stuck inside of Mobile

To the rank of cool.

To try and attempt to imagine what it is like

Too crazy, man. Too crazy.

Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here.

Turn this shit off.

Twisted, good people.

Two hours to sleep before tomorrow.

Up! Up!

Very tense.

Vitamin C. Need all we can get.

Viva Las Vegas

Wait'll you see those goddamned bats, man.

Was a very special time and place to be a part of,

Was I talking? Did they hear me?

We had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline,

We had all the momentum.

We had trouble again with the car rental agency.

We spent the rest of that night

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert,

We're all wired into a survival trip now.

We're gonna have to sign in for our credentials.

Welcome to the Flamingo Hotel, sir.

Well, it'll probably work out.

Well, let me get a quart of Wild Turkey,

Well, that depends.

What are you carrying two cases of soap for, son?

What class are you in?

What comes next?

What do you want, man? What do you want?

What for?

What had happened?

What made you do it? Who paid you off?

What telegram, you worthless bastard?

What the dormouse said

What the fuck is going on?

What the hell?

What was the meaning of this trip?

What were you going about, I don't know, 45 miles an hour backwards?

What?

What?

What?

What? Medicine!

What? What? Jesus God, man. Huh?

What're you talking about, man?

What's the score here?

What's wrong with you?

What's your name?

When logic and proportion have fallen

When the drugs began to take hold.

When two hearts are caring

Where did he go?

Where did he go? Oh

Where do they come from?

Where's my .357, man? Who the fuck knows, man?

Where's the damn race?

Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself

Who is that? Oh. Shit, that's me.

Who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the acid culture.

Who owns the luxurious Mint Hotel in downtown Las Vegas.

Who's at the door?

Whoo! What a waste of talent.

Whoo. Oh.

Why not?

Will the owner of a green Pinto

With a purse of $50,000 going to the winner

With me.

Wrong door. Wrong door.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, I have total credit here.

Yeah, I left him out there.

Yeah, she's perfect for this gig.

Yeah?

Yes, Mr. Duke, hello. You have one message.

Yes, sir.

Yes, we must have that suite.

You … You …

You bastard, what did you do with my .357?

You better pray to God there's some Thorazine in that bag.

You can't put on a circus without a tent.

You could strike sparks anywhere.

You didn't even slow down.

You don't trust me, do you? Huh?

You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

You have to give the man $2 or he won't let you inside.

You just backed over a two foot concrete abutment,

You know what we need?

You listen to me, you filthy little faggot!

You must know what's going on in this hotel.

You need to get to work.

You scared the shit out of those people.

You'd pay me for that?

You'll be straight in a few hours.

You'll get brain bubbles, strokes, aneurysms.

You'll sound like a raccoon.

You're right.

Your attitude constitutes a breach of faith.

Your body would turn to wax.

Your suite isn't ready yet.

52!

Come on, hurry up. Wait! Wait, wait! Fucking don't leave me here!

I've been wanting to go to Baker for a long time. Yeah. Heard a lot about it.

What tape? Jefferson Airplane. White Rabbit.

What's that? Come on, come on. Let's get some peanuts.

… should use all necessary force immediately. Sorry. Pardon me.

… the Moonlight Motel which is just out on Paradise Boulevard.