A crowd's starting to form, let's get out of here.
A crowd's starting to form, let's get out of here. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
A honky in the United States is not a nice term for a male.
A honky in the United States is not a nice term for a male. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
A television, remote control.
A television, remote control. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
A woman won't go out with you she thinks that's all you want.
A woman won't go out with you she thinks that's all you want. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
After my man Brinkman finally finished his shit.
After my man Brinkman finally finished his shit. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Again, Barbra Streisand, not to pick on her...
Again, Barbra Streisand, not to pick on her... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
All right, tell me what you enjoy, your interests.
All right, tell me what you enjoy, your interests. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Also, jetzt bin Ich hier mit Paul Wilmot.
Also, jetzt bin Ich hier mit Paul Wilmot. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
America's most wanted. Have you seen this man?
America's most wanted. Have you seen this man? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And 'im goes to the travel booker
And 'im goes to the travel booker from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And any time you hear 2310 on the radio,
And any time you hear 2310 on the radio, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And apparently it weren't true.
And apparently it weren't true. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And he's well full and everything.
And he's well full and everything. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And if they are out you go, "Ich don't think so," and you go like that. Ja?
And if they are out you go, "Ich don't think so," and you go like that. Ja? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And it was about these two naughty college girls
And it was about these two naughty college girls from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And it's our job to put the right people in the right seats.
And it's our job to put the right people in the right seats. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And maybe one year ago it was "Ich don't think so",
And maybe one year ago it was "Ich don't think so", from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And she must be tight, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And she must have a good physique.
And she must have a good physique. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide.
And swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And that's what makes something funny,
And that's what makes something funny, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And the opposite of the moon being full is..
And the opposite of the moon being full is.. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And the travel booker goes, "You can't go to that hotel
And the travel booker goes, "You can't go to that hotel from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And them hadn't done their 'omework
And them hadn't done their 'omework from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And then, as punishment, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And there is still racialism, even to the native people, what is they called, the...
And there is still racialism, even to the native people, what is they called, the... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And to... (Mumbles)... ate.
And to... (Mumbles)... ate. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And what is the conspiracy things?
And what is the conspiracy things? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And you can say, "This is the Venus Trot."
And you can say, "This is the Venus Trot." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And you can use the moon or Mars or Venus
And you can use the moon or Mars or Venus from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Apart from that bloke in the Village People,
Apart from that bloke in the Village People, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Ask him to Lloyd Klein, over there.
Ask him to Lloyd Klein, over there. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Barbra Streisand would go to the opening
Barbra Streisand would go to the opening from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Because they mix the real with the absurd.
Because they mix the real with the absurd. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Before American woman will allow you in her vagine
Before American woman will allow you in her vagine from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Big up yourself... Buzz. Keep it real.
Big up yourself... Buzz. Keep it real. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Booyakasha! America has h'invented
Booyakasha! America has h'invented from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Booyakasha. Check it out.
Booyakasha. Check it out. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But how do they really know what is exists
But how do they really know what is exists from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But if she cheat on me, I will... crush her.
But if she cheat on me, I will... crush her. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But if you cheat on me, I will crush you.
But if you cheat on me, I will crush you. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But it's... Why is it funny cos the hotel is full?
But it's... Why is it funny cos the hotel is full? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But not... not much, maybe one year or...
But not... not much, maybe one year or... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But that doesn't mean that it has any connection
But that doesn't mean that it has any connection from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But they say you can be a honky but still be hung like a donkey.
But they say you can be a honky but still be hung like a donkey. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But what was it like not being the first man on the moon,
But what was it like not being the first man on the moon, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But you was the first geezer ever to actually do it?
But you was the first geezer ever to actually do it? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
But your country's got problems too.
But your country's got problems too. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
C'est la muse de Chrysler.
C'est la muse de Chrysler. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Choosing which celebrity goes with who.
Choosing which celebrity goes with who. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Cos I am Chrysler's muse in Austria. Seriously, I'm...
Cos I am Chrysler's muse in Austria. Seriously, I'm... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Cos I has seen a picture of J Lo
Cos I has seen a picture of J Lo from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Cos me saw this film called Barely Legal 3
Cos me saw this film called Barely Legal 3 from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Debbie Harry's having a second moment.
Debbie Harry's having a second moment. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Define as crimes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Did you get that money from someone?
Did you get that money from someone? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Did you like some things about your wife?
Did you like some things about your wife? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you have a wife? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you need another model, would you like...?
Do you need another model, would you like...? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you need any more models?
Do you need any more models? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you think man will ever walk on the sun?
Do you think man will ever walk on the sun? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you wanna be a cop or not?
Do you wanna be a cop or not? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Do you wish me success tonight?
Do you wish me success tonight? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Don't move. You is fucking with the wrong cop.
Don't move. You is fucking with the wrong cop. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Er, no. You can call things by different names
Er, no. You can call things by different names from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Even if it's using your body, your sexual organs,
Even if it's using your body, your sexual organs, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Even though I am big, like a can of Pepsi?
Even though I am big, like a can of Pepsi? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Got all the credit for inventing the moonwalk
Got all the credit for inventing the moonwalk from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Got the siren on. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He is the god of seating plans,
He is the god of seating plans, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He walk on the street. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He's handcuffed. Put it back in his pocket.
He's handcuffed. Put it back in his pocket. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He's... crap. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Hello, Jenny, nice to... to meet you.
Hello, Jenny, nice to... to meet you. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Here's a mistake that a lot of men make in America
Here's a mistake that a lot of men make in America from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Hm. Well... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Honey, you won't qualify for our membership
Honey, you won't qualify for our membership from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
How come you never see them in prominent jobs?
How come you never see them in prominent jobs? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
How do I find if she will be a cheat?
How do I find if she will be a cheat? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
How do I know if she want me to take her...
How do I know if she want me to take her... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
How do I show her I have a senses of humour?
How do I show her I have a senses of humour? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
How old is your child? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Hr‡ng, my sac, is heavy.
Hr‡ng, my sac, is heavy. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I am Chrysler's... You know the designer? I am his muse.
I am Chrysler's... You know the designer? I am his muse. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I can see the motherfuckin' gun. Put them up.
I can see the motherfuckin' gun. Put them up. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I don't like men that cheat on me.
I don't like men that cheat on me. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I don't think there are very many people who question whether the moon exists.
I don't think there are very many people who question whether the moon exists. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I have all the male models, they're here.
I have all the male models, they're here. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I have now been, er... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I haven't seen those pictures.
I haven't seen those pictures. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I is here with none other than my main man, Buzz Aldrin.
I is here with none other than my main man, Buzz Aldrin. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I just wanted to say, if you want,
I just wanted to say, if you want, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I know this is a sensitive question
I know this is a sensitive question from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I like shoot dog. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I like swimming. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I like, er, play table tennis.
I like, er, play table tennis. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I thought it was funny cos he's full...
I thought it was funny cos he's full... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I want her to have no history of retardation in family.
I want her to have no history of retardation in family. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I was Attorney General. My name is Meese.
I was Attorney General. My name is Meese. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I was in charge of public relations for Calvin Klein...
I was in charge of public relations for Calvin Klein... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I wasn't sure that it was funny, you said it was funny.
I wasn't sure that it was funny, you said it was funny. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I will give you money, I will give you automobile car,
I will give you money, I will give you automobile car, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I will love her. We will be as one.
I will love her. We will be as one. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I wish you success in the future
I wish you success in the future from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'll ask the names. So "vassup" and "Ich don't think so".
I'll ask the names. So "vassup" and "Ich don't think so". from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'm doing the bit with the underpants.
I'm doing the bit with the underpants. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'm sorry. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I's got a joke about space, do you wanna hear it?
I's got a joke about space, do you wanna hear it? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I've years of experience in the fashion business.
I've years of experience in the fashion business. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If possible, she must have plough experience.
If possible, she must have plough experience. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If she wants you to go to bed with her? How do you know that?
If she wants you to go to bed with her? How do you know that? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If there were some things you liked about her.
If there were some things you liked about her. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If they are in, we go, "Vassup." You go, "Vassup."
If they are in, we go, "Vassup." You go, "Vassup." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you have any more questions, just give me a call.
If you have any more questions, just give me a call. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you met your ideal woman?
If you met your ideal woman? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you want to make sure the show is classy,
If you want to make sure the show is classy, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you're kissing and petting, then it just sort of goes... naturally.
If you're kissing and petting, then it just sort of goes... naturally. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you're prepared to crush a woman.
If you're prepared to crush a woman. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
II demande si... Il veut savoir s'il peut faire le mannequin.
II demande si... Il veut savoir s'il peut faire le mannequin. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Il faut aller demander ‡ Lloyd.
Il faut aller demander ‡ Lloyd. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
In America, if you say that on your profile,
In America, if you say that on your profile, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
In some Philadelphia police recruit training.
In some Philadelphia police recruit training. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
In the US and A, if you want to marry a girl,
In the US and A, if you want to marry a girl, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
In which the officers will respond to some incidents.
In which the officers will respond to some incidents. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It doesn't matter. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It must really get on your tits, but let's just sort it out
It must really get on your tits, but let's just sort it out from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It was a strict rule that if you didn't do your 'omework
It was a strict rule that if you didn't do your 'omework from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It was Neil Armstrong and no,
It was Neil Armstrong and no, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It's like an ethnic slur.
It's like an ethnic slur. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Just do something for them about safe sex, how to keep safe.
Just do something for them about safe sex, how to keep safe. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Keep your distance! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Keep your distance. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Let's talk about who is in and who is out.
Let's talk about who is in and who is out. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Like a man's anus. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Like Marianne Faithful is having a "vassup" moment too.
Like Marianne Faithful is having a "vassup" moment too. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
McDonald's, gangsta rap, spaghetti and swimming.
McDonald's, gangsta rap, spaghetti and swimming. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Me know you has been asked this a zillion times,
Me know you has been asked this a zillion times, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
My first... My older wife.
My first... My older wife. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
My is... My, er... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
My name is Borat. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
My name is Jenny. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Neither is Michael Jackson on the moon.
Neither is Michael Jackson on the moon. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No *******, OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, it's not... We're handling a situation.
No, it's not... We're handling a situation. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, not a criminal, a woman who go with another man and...
No, not a criminal, a woman who go with another man and... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, the hotel is full. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, they can't hear you, they can't hear you.
No, they can't hear you, they can't hear you. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, when do me and you have a sexy intercourse?
No, when do me and you have a sexy intercourse? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No. The sun is too hot, it is not a good place to go to.
No. The sun is too hot, it is not a good place to go to. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Nobody wants to be reminded of somebody who's dead.
Nobody wants to be reminded of somebody who's dead. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Now she has a chance to be "vassup".
Now she has a chance to be "vassup". from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Now, "vassup". from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Of encountering any living being whatsoever.
Of encountering any living being whatsoever. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Of the Frankfurt Allgemeine Zeitunggesch‰ft!
Of the Frankfurt Allgemeine Zeitunggesch‰ft! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Oi, did I ask for to have a chat with you?
Oi, did I ask for to have a chat with you? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Oi, that ain't the time to get her number, man.
Oi, that ain't the time to get her number, man. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, attractive. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, great, I am here with Paul Wilmot.
OK, great, I am here with Paul Wilmot. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, or anything negative?
OK, or anything negative? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, tell him you see the gun.
OK, tell him you see the gun. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, this is what we do on a "man with a gun" call.
OK, this is what we do on a "man with a gun" call. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
One black male, one white male.
One black male, one white male. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
One week without any sexy intercourse.
One week without any sexy intercourse. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Or the person being full and that's an absurd condition.
Or the person being full and that's an absurd condition. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Put up your hands or you is gonna be shot by us.
Put up your hands or you is gonna be shot by us. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Put your right hand up, sir.
Put your right hand up, sir. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Remote control, a red dress, I hope will fit her.
Remote control, a red dress, I hope will fit her. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Right. Once a person's dead, you should really put it aside.
Right. Once a person's dead, you should really put it aside. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Screw around on you. OK, right.
Screw around on you. OK, right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Search him! You wanna be a cop or not?
Search him! You wanna be a cop or not? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
She's talking about a clothing line "Ich don't think so."
She's talking about a clothing line "Ich don't think so." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Should I tell her she reminds me of my wife?
Should I tell her she reminds me of my wife? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Should I tell people that I am good at sex?
Should I tell people that I am good at sex? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So all those people out there who is saying it don't, you is wrong.
So all those people out there who is saying it don't, you is wrong. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So the purpose of this show is to h'educate, to motivate
So the purpose of this show is to h'educate, to motivate from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So what is illegal? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So you better realise that these things is important.
So you better realise that these things is important. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So you have a good life and back home
So you have a good life and back home from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So, when you arrived on the moon,
So, when you arrived on the moon, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Some guys jumped us, they beat us up.
Some guys jumped us, they beat us up. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Some of the bestest things in the world
Some of the bestest things in the world from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Talk about the environment you're in,
Talk about the environment you're in, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Talk about what she does for a living and about her.
Talk about what she does for a living and about her. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Teaching them about sexual responsibility and safe sex.
Teaching them about sexual responsibility and safe sex. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Thank you for coming in today
Thank you for coming in today from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That all of us engage in on a day to day basis is legal.
That all of us engage in on a day to day basis is legal. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That gets into technicalities and that's why you have trials.
That gets into technicalities and that's why you have trials. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That is so... wicked! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That was Cop 101 at the Philadelphia Police Academy.
That was Cop 101 at the Philadelphia Police Academy. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That would probably be governed by the rules of the institution.
That would probably be governed by the rules of the institution. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's right. The moon does exist.
That's right. The moon does exist. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's why you need to date her before you get married.
That's why you need to date her before you get married. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's wicked. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The chair, er... walk... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The main man, 2310, with my man, Brinkman.
The main man, 2310, with my man, Brinkman. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The sun is not cold in the winter.
The sun is not cold in the winter. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There is a monster from outer space
There is a monster from outer space from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There was absolutely no thought...
There was absolutely no thought... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There, take your hand. (Laughing) You gotta touch!
There, take your hand. (Laughing) You gotta touch! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There's been nuff sadness since the terrible events of 7/11.
There's been nuff sadness since the terrible events of 7/11. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
They bring too many gifts.
They bring too many gifts. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
They had to have a three header with their supervisor, this teacher.
They had to have a three header with their supervisor, this teacher. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
They is callin' our name on the thing.
They is callin' our name on the thing. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
This is Officer Brinkman.
This is Officer Brinkman. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
This week's subject is the law.
This week's subject is the law. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Three, OK. Good. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
To book like a hotel on the moon
To book like a hotel on the moon from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
To her... her vagine. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
To see if Great Expectations is right for you.
To see if Great Expectations is right for you. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
To what it would be like for a horse... moving on Venus.
To what it would be like for a horse... moving on Venus. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Um, honey, I have zero plough experience.
Um, honey, I have zero plough experience. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Us American women, we don't have plough experience.
Us American women, we don't have plough experience. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Was the people who lived there friendly or was they scared of you?
Was the people who lived there friendly or was they scared of you? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong?
Was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We don't need any male models, we have about 40.
We don't need any male models, we have about 40. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We don't talk like that here.
We don't talk like that here. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We refer to the person as a white male.
We refer to the person as a white male. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We think that's cheating.
We think that's cheating. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We'll be together. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We're doing a charity as well,
We're doing a charity as well, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We're doing a lot with these deaf children, which we're getting behind,
We're doing a lot with these deaf children, which we're getting behind, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We're going to Valer Hall, where we'll meet Sergeant Hyers
We're going to Valer Hall, where we'll meet Sergeant Hyers from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, I can't say. Everybody's different.
Well, I can't say. Everybody's different. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, I mean... Celine Dion.
Well, I mean... Celine Dion. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, I think most conduct
Well, I think most conduct from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, that's a law of sorts.
Well, that's a law of sorts. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, that's not gonna happen.
Well, that's not gonna happen. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Well, when you kiss each other.
Well, when you kiss each other. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What did you think? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What do you say to all those conspiracy theorists
What do you say to all those conspiracy theorists from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What happens if they see us?
What happens if they see us? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What happens if they went in winter, when the sun is cold?
What happens if they went in winter, when the sun is cold? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What is barely legal? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What is illegal is... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What is legal? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What should I talk about with her?
What should I talk about with her? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What size gift will get me entry...
What size gift will get me entry... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What the elected representatives of the people
What the elected representatives of the people from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What was you watching? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What would you like to see happen
What would you like to see happen from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's a bloke, man? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's going to happen today is you're going to participate
What's going to happen today is you're going to participate from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
When do we have sexy intercourse?
When do we have sexy intercourse? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Whenever you both agree on that.
Whenever you both agree on that. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Where is we going to now?
Where is we going to now? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Where you mix the absurd with the real.
Where you mix the absurd with the real. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Which is real, and the term "full"...
Which is real, and the term "full"... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Who come up to you and say,
Who come up to you and say, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Who else is "Ich don't think so" now?
Who else is "Ich don't think so" now? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Who is going on a trip round the universe
Who is going on a trip round the universe from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Who still had a policeman, a fireman and someone from the Navy to protect him.
Who still had a policeman, a fireman and someone from the Navy to protect him. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Who'll take us through some of the recruit scenario training.
Who'll take us through some of the recruit scenario training. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Why don't you give me a little bit on... on personality traits you're looking for?
Why don't you give me a little bit on... on personality traits you're looking for? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Wicked. So listen up from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
With dating and relationships.
With dating and relationships. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
With the shoes... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
With two massive... geezers' dongs there
With two massive... geezers' dongs there from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Women in America feel that any act of sex, be it oral, erm...
Women in America feel that any act of sex, be it oral, erm... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Women in America feel that any sex with somebody else,
Women in America feel that any sex with somebody else, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yeah, but if you want, I don't mind.
Yeah, but if you want, I don't mind. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yekshemesh. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes, I do not care about her. She is gone.
Yes, I do not care about her. She is gone. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes, I want her to be blonde,
Yes, I want her to be blonde, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes, it is nice. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, Brinkman, is you good cop and I is bad cop?
Yo, Brinkman, is you good cop and I is bad cop? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, stick your head in that ground and eat the dirt.
Yo, stick your head in that ground and eat the dirt. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, this be 2310. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, this be 2310. We be back on the road
Yo, this be 2310. We be back on the road from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, we is here looking for a burglary.
Yo, we is here looking for a burglary. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, what's the matter with you?
Yo, what's the matter with you? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo! Yo, mofo. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You applied that to either the hotel being full
You applied that to either the hotel being full from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You better learn about these things from my man Buzz Lightyear here.
You better learn about these things from my man Buzz Lightyear here. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You came here saying, "I wanna be a cop."
You came here saying, "I wanna be a cop." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can break up with her and divorce her but you cannot... No crushing.
You can break up with her and divorce her but you cannot... No crushing. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can do... But no words.
You can do... But no words. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can give them a message?
You can give them a message? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can take this when we get out.
You can take this when we get out. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can't curse. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You cannot just go to her father's house
You cannot just go to her father's house from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You don't need your gun. What do you need that for?
You don't need your gun. What do you need that for? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You has 'eard about the moon and about space.
You has 'eard about the moon and about space. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You has heard it here. It does exist.
You has heard it here. It does exist. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You have to put this out. Look, look...
You have to put this out. Look, look... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You make sure you do not have which celebrities?
You make sure you do not have which celebrities? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You must do something called dating.
You must do something called dating. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You picked the wrong cop to fuck around with, slimeball.
You picked the wrong cop to fuck around with, slimeball. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You remind me my wife. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You should check them out, it's amazing.
You should check them out, it's amazing. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You will come back my country, I will look after you,
You will come back my country, I will look after you, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You will crush her? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You'd probably look for some of the qualities your wife had.
You'd probably look for some of the qualities your wife had. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You'll push this side button and say, "2310."
You'll push this side button and say, "2310." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You're gonna be 2310 car.
You're gonna be 2310 car. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You're not gonna find Americans with plough experience.
You're not gonna find Americans with plough experience. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You're very welcome. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
2310, there's three men. One brother, one honky, and one...
2310, there's three men. One brother, one honky, and one... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
'for a report of a burglary.' No doubt.
'for a report of a burglary.' No doubt. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
"Ich don't think so"? Yes, for 20 years.
"Ich don't think so"? Yes, for 20 years. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Ali) Yo! Gonna put on the siren. (Siren)
(Ali) Yo! Gonna put on the siren. (Siren) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Hyers) Still do your job. OK.
(Hyers) Still do your job. OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Hyers) Your new partner. Yo, respec'.
(Hyers) Your new partner. Yo, respec'. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Laughter) What's the "S"?
(Laughter) What's the "S"? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Radio) 'OK, no profanity here.' Sorry about that.
(Radio) 'OK, no profanity here.' Sorry about that. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Woman) Yes. 13 inch colour television.
(Woman) Yes. 13 inch colour television. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Ah, look at this. What have you got?
Ah, look at this. What have you got? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And I wish you the best. Thank you.
And I wish you the best. Thank you. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And we went there. Yo, listen up.
And we went there. Yo, listen up. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
And you're...? I'm his muse.
And you're...? I'm his muse. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
as you've recommended it. Yo, it's well good...
as you've recommended it. Yo, it's well good... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Barely Legal? Barely Legal 3.
Barely Legal? Barely Legal 3. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Can I borrow yours? Right now?
Can I borrow yours? Right now? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Come on. All right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Could I make a good cop? Er, probably not.
Could I make a good cop? Er, probably not. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Don't do it. Be careful. Cool.
Don't do it. Be careful. Cool. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Er, I need to wear them. OK.
Er, I need to wear them. OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Except it's very hot. There's horse...?
Except it's very hot. There's horse...? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
For a... for a white person. Why not?
For a... for a white person. Why not? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
For real, I has done a couple. OK
For real, I has done a couple. OK from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Full. And you... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Full. Yeah. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Go to bed with her? Sexy time. Yeah.
Go to bed with her? Sexy time. Yeah. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Ha, ha! The chair is walking! Right.
Ha, ha! The chair is walking! Right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Has you seen that film? Yes. No, I haven't.
Has you seen that film? Yes. No, I haven't. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He might have another gun. You thought that was funny?
He might have another gun. You thought that was funny? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He needs them. OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
he was very, very qualified. Well, whatever.
he was very, very qualified. Well, whatever. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
He'll say you stole it. He probably nicked it.
He'll say you stole it. He probably nicked it. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I don't like that either. Yes.
I don't like that either. Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I don't like touching blokes. Let's go.
I don't like touching blokes. Let's go. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I have a joke. Uh huh. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I like it in the mouth very much. But that's what I mean,
I like it in the mouth very much. But that's what I mean, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I like... Snoop Dogg? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I really should tell this joke? Probably not.
I really should tell this joke? Probably not. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I won't charge you anything. Great.
I won't charge you anything. Great. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'll give you cover. OK, all right.
I'll give you cover. OK, all right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'm Bruno. Chrysler's muse. Yes.
I'm Bruno. Chrysler's muse. Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
I'm here. You know who I am? Mm hm.
I'm here. You know who I am? Mm hm. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
If you want to go to bed with her? Yes.
If you want to go to bed with her? Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Is empty. ...the new moon.
Is empty. ...the new moon. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Is that right? I'm judge and jury
Is that right? I'm judge and jury from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Is that to do with the law? Er... It's hard to say.
Is that to do with the law? Er... It's hard to say. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It exists... What? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
It's my money, man. Put the gun away!
It's my money, man. Put the gun away! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Just be... But not with words, don't...
Just be... But not with words, don't... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Keep your distance! Stop it, motherfucker!
Keep your distance! Stop it, motherfucker! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Let's do the search! Let's go.
Let's do the search! Let's go. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Me and you? Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No doubt. You took the moon,
No doubt. You took the moon, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No, don't point it at him. It's fake.
No, don't point it at him. It's fake. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No. But I am... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
No. Same qualities your wife had,
No. Same qualities your wife had, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Not as a honky. Why not? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Not in your pocket! Why not?
Not in your pocket! Why not? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Oh, great. I'm here if you want.
Oh, great. I'm here if you want. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, great. But if she cheat on me...
OK, great. But if she cheat on me... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, that's fine. He's got a fake gun.
OK, that's fine. He's got a fake gun. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK, walk around him. Yo. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK. Is you upset Michael Jackson
OK. Is you upset Michael Jackson from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
OK. Your previous wife? Yes.
OK. Your previous wife? Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Possibly. (Radio) '2310 car.'
Possibly. (Radio) '2310 car.' from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Put your gun away. (Hyers) Put it away.
Put your gun away. (Hyers) Put it away. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
She is dead. Oh, OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
She's fabulous... "Vassup".
She's fabulous... "Vassup". from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Shoot dog. Shoot. Oh, OK.
Shoot dog. Shoot. Oh, OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So he claim. Phone number real quick.
So he claim. Phone number real quick. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So what is Paul Wilmot? Well, I mean...
So what is Paul Wilmot? Well, I mean... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So, are... I will give her television,
So, are... I will give her television, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So, Jennifer Lopez. Oh, what's up. Double what's up!
So, Jennifer Lopez. Oh, what's up. Double what's up! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
So... That's him. Is that the geezer?
So... That's him. Is that the geezer? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Spanish. (Ali) One Spanish.
Spanish. (Ali) One Spanish. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Tell him to stop. Yo, stop it!
Tell him to stop. Yo, stop it! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's good. He wasn't here at the time.
That's good. He wasn't here at the time. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's pretty good. That is...
That's pretty good. That is... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
That's what we do! That is disgusting!
That's what we do! That is disgusting! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The college. Yo, in this institution
The college. Yo, in this institution from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The cone shack? There's been a burglary.
The cone shack? There's been a burglary. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
The designer Chrysler? Oui.
The designer Chrysler? Oui. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There is a chair... Mm hm.
There is a chair... Mm hm. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There you go, 2310. Yo, this be me,
There you go, 2310. Yo, this be me, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
There's horse on Venus? No, no. I'm just...
There's horse on Venus? No, no. I'm just... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
This is my partner. Yo. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Three men... Yo, three men.
Three men... Yo, three men. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
to her? What do you mean by "entry"?
to her? What do you mean by "entry"? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Touching what? Blokes, blokes.
Touching what? Blokes, blokes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Vassup, she's a double. What about... er, Debbie Harry?
Vassup, she's a double. What about... er, Debbie Harry? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
W What? No, keep it down. All right, so they don't know.
W What? No, keep it down. All right, so they don't know. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Was she "Ich don't think so"? Absolutely, for 20 years.
Was she "Ich don't think so"? Absolutely, for 20 years. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
We can't just go up and start shootin'. For real.
We can't just go up and start shootin'. For real. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What about race? Er... from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What does it mean, oral? Mouth.
What does it mean, oral? Mouth. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What? That's when it's dark
What? That's when it's dark from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's going on? You like the taste of steel?
What's going on? You like the taste of steel? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's he got? Get a hand free, take the gun.
What's he got? Get a hand free, take the gun. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's missing? You his partner?
What's missing? You his partner? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
What's that for? I don't wanna touch.
What's that for? I don't wanna touch. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Where's the gun? Where did we see it?
Where's the gun? Where did we see it? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Where's this from? OK, he's got money.
Where's this from? OK, he's got money. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Why is it funny again? Things are funny or comedic
Why is it funny again? Things are funny or comedic from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Why you laugh? I think that's sweet.
Why you laugh? I think that's sweet. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Why you laugh? She dead. OK.
Why you laugh? She dead. OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Wicked, man. We'll do some scenarios
Wicked, man. We'll do some scenarios from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Wicked. All right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Wicked. OK, there he goes.
Wicked. OK, there he goes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Wow! ...worldwide. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yeah, for the end. Great. Sure.
Yeah, for the end. Great. Sure. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yeah, I mean... No. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yeah. I know. He's been eating stuff
Yeah. I know. He's been eating stuff from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes, but... Cheat and take money from you?
Yes, but... Cheat and take money from you? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes, I know. Yeah. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes. Well, it's a funny image.
Yes. Well, it's a funny image. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yes. You know what I'm saying?
Yes. You know what I'm saying? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo, it's a well good law. Yes.
Yo, it's a well good law. Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Yo. The horse could trot on Venus.
Yo. The horse could trot on Venus. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
you can provide for her? Yes. Yes.
you can provide for her? Yes. Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You can't curse. Tell him to get on the ground.
You can't curse. Tell him to get on the ground. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You don't want to say that... I'm more good than many men.
You don't want to say that... I'm more good than many men. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You go in first. Put it down. We don't need it.
You go in first. Put it down. We don't need it. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You have to practise it first. Yes.
You have to practise it first. Yes. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You should check it out. I will now,
You should check it out. I will now, from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You tried this with a fake? He might have another.
You tried this with a fake? He might have another. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You wanna wear them? Yeah, for the finale.
You wanna wear them? Yeah, for the finale. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You want? For the moment it's OK.
You want? For the moment it's OK. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
you would get boned. Right.
you would get boned. Right. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You're open to all races? Er, yes, but no Jew.
You're open to all races? Er, yes, but no Jew. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
You're... Who's the good cop?
You're... Who's the good cop? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
your mouth, your hand... I like mouth.
your mouth, your hand... I like mouth. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
Your name please? Guinevere.
Your name please? Guinevere. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.'
'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.'
'Eagle, you're looking great. Coming up nine minutes.' from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
'You should be at the cone shack in the middle of the driving course.'
'You should be at the cone shack in the middle of the driving course.' from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
"cos the moon is full." from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
"Does the moon really exist?"
"Does the moon really exist?" from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
"Ich don't think so". I mean, you know, let's face it
"Ich don't think so". I mean, you know, let's face it from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
"Vassup" or "Ich don't think so"?
"Vassup" or "Ich don't think so"? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# Disco rock) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# East European folk pop)
(# East European folk pop) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# Fast techno) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# Hip hop, scratching) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# Luniz: I Got 5 On lt) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(# Slow R&B groove) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Ali) Yo, yo, yo. (Radio) '2310 car.'
(Ali) Yo, yo, yo. (Radio) '2310 car.' from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Ali) You might be lying. How do we know there was a telly?
(Ali) You might be lying. How do we know there was a telly? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Borat) Do I need to bring a gift?
(Borat) Do I need to bring a gift? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Brinkman) Know what a burglary is?
(Brinkman) Know what a burglary is? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Brinkman) OK, now put that down.
(Brinkman) OK, now put that down. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Brinkman) Tell him to put his hands up.
(Brinkman) Tell him to put his hands up. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Laughs) No, don't put that out the window.
(Laughs) No, don't put that out the window. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Police radio, sirens) from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Radio) 'Take 8501 State Road and meet the complainant
(Radio) 'Take 8501 State Road and meet the complainant from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Softly) Be careful. Be careful.
(Softly) Be careful. Be careful. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(Softly) Say no. Be careful. Just be careful.
(Softly) Say no. Be careful. Just be careful. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
(War cry) Them ones. from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Avoidin' all the dick teasers, skeezers and weirdos
# Avoidin' all the dick teasers, skeezers and weirdos from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Creep on in, on in from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Give me two bucks, you take a puff and pass my bomb back
# Give me two bucks, you take a puff and pass my bomb back from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Hear dis from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Hear dis, boy # from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# I come to school with the taylor on my earlobe
# I come to school with the taylor on my earlobe from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Kinda broke you see me from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# La la la la la # from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# See I'm riding high, riding high
# See I'm riding high, riding high from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# So all I got is five # I got five!
# So all I got is five # I got five! from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Suck up the dank like a slurpy... #
# Suck up the dank like a slurpy... # from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# That be blowin' up the land like where the bomb at?
# That be blowin' up the land like where the bomb at? from Da Ali G Show - Season 1
# Whooo from Da Ali G Show - Season 1