Saved by the Bell - Season 2 Edit

A "C?" I'll never get into Stanford.

A $250 lesson.

A beauty pageant?

A big student council meeting, and Honor Society all this week.

A bully dumped me down the garbage chute.

A car.

A Coke, some fries...

A corsage. It's beautiful.

A couple of what?

A date with Paula Abdul.

A Ferrari.

A free man.

A friend of ours passed away today.

A hot dog?

A man in a beauty contest would be a big step forward.

A meal with another human being. I do it all the time.

A peep hole in the girls locker room?

A performance like that could embarrass the entire school,

A ring?

A swarm of bees carried him off to be their queen.

A swarm of bees carried him off to be their queen.

A Teen Line?

A walkie talkie?

A woman sits on the Supreme Court,

A!

Aa aah!

About a distant Indian relative.

About face!

About how you became a principal?

About Miss Bayside having to be a girl.

About your son Zachariah.

Absolutely not. School comes first.

Absolutely. It's gonna be great spending time with you guys.

Absolutely. KKTY was the voice of Bayside in the '60s.

AC Slater and Zack Morris.

AC Slater should be locked up.

AC Slater!

AC Slater!

AC Slater.

Action!

Actually it was a one hitter.

Actually, Dad, the truth is that

Actually, I'd ground him for life.

Actually, Mr. Belding,

Actually, sir, we just couldn't agree on

Actually, we all took it.

Actually, we're on the Spirit Squad.

After 60, I got frisky.

After all, I am a princess.

After all, this is just high school.

After digging through old family papers and pictures...

After fighting to keep their home,

After I flex some principal muscle.

After I give it a little facelift.

After I'm gone, make sure Lisa gets my reptile collection.

After last year's bench clearing brawl,

After Max left, Mrs. Hatcher dismissed us all.

After that, how could we not?

After the Battle one of the great speeches in history was made by...

After this, we'll drive to that big bluff overlooking the ocean,

Again?

Ah ah tchoo!

Ah ah...

Ahem well, I'd like to, miss,

Ahem!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahh!

Ahh. Hey, do you like worms?

Alan even got his uniform off without ripping it.

Alan, Alan, look!

Alan, Alan...

Alan, I am not a cake, so please, get out of my face.

Alan, I said halt!

Alan, Screech,

ALF flew back to Melmac?

Aliens never travel alone, you know.

All I know is, if I had wrecked the car, I'd turn myself in.

All right class, you're dismissed,

All right now, Screech, if we can convince "The Babbler"

All right son, now put it here, put it here, okay?

All right then.

All right then.

All right then. AC, come with me.

All right then. AC, come with me.

All right,

All right,

All right, all right,

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, all right... but on one condition.

All right, all right. Yeah! All right, you did it! Yeah!

All right, all right. You won, Preppie.

All right, and that started World War I.

All right, before we begin the competition,

All right, bubba, I'm in. And in fact, so is Kelly.

All right, class dismissed. Thank you.

All right, class. Let Zack make his presentation.

All right, do you promise not to tell any of the guys?

All right, everybody, let's go beat Valley!

All right, everybody, listen up.

All right, everybody. Just do what we practiced.

All right, everyone, listen up, 'cause I have great news.

All right, go for it, Mama.

All right, hey, hey, hey, don't get so excited yet.

All right, I let all you guys down, and I called you losers.

All right, I will. I'm in.

All right, I'll do it for you.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, I'm down, but not out.

All right, if you insist.

All right, if you must know, sir, I'm a bad American,

All right, it's a bet.

All right, Jessie, there is one thing you can do for me,

All right, just hold on a sec.

All right, just remember what I taught you, all right?

All right, let's begin.

All right, let's go people.

All right, let's go, guys! Hustle, hustle, hustle!

All right, let's make this quick. I have a school to run.

All right, Lisa, you win. Nicki's on the line, too.

All right, little buddy! Great going!

All right, look everybody, if Dickerson's not here in 30 seconds,

All right, look, I know, we're short one man,

All right, look. We'll spread out and search

All right, Maxwell, you listen and you listen good.

All right, Nardino. We have rules around here.

All right, now come on, mama.

All right, now for our finalists in the Miss Bayside Pageant.

All right, now who's in charge of food?

All right, now, places everybody.

All right, now, Slater's strong, but you're quick.

All right, one date.

All right, rehearsals for the talent competition.

All right, Screech is going to assist me. Ready, Screech?

All right, Screech, when the producer gets here,

All right, Screech! You can do it! Come on!

All right, Screech.

All right, settle down, settle down. Now next weekend

All right, sit down.

All right, Slater. If you want it, hey, you got it.

All right, team. Let's get it together. Come on.

All right, there's 10 seconds left. 10...

All right, this is the big moment.

All right, we won.

All right, we'll start first with the Red Team.

All right, well meet us at lunch, okay?

All right, what is going on here?

All right, yes!

All right, yes. Great game, guys.

All right, you got a deal, Mr. Belding.

All right, you might have fooled me once before,

All right, Zack, I thought you wanted to go steady?

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Go!

All right! You wanna make it up to me?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Everyone can leave.

All right. Great.

All right. I'll be in touch.

All right. Let Screech enter and I'll call off the protest.

All right. Now Jessie, you're the history teacher.

All right. Now, you were saying?

All right. Zack Morris, let's hear from you next.

All that's missing is that special romantic song.

All we have to do is convince this guy that Screech is an alien.

All's fair in true love and war. Go for it.

Almost is not good enough for Stanford.

Aloha, wahine, mahalo.

Along this route from Atlanta to New York.

Am I dead, too?

Amazing. Another lifeform.

Amen.

And $10,000 by noon tomorrow!

And a chance for college scholarships.

And a cocky driver is a reckless driver.

And a cool place to hang out.

And a five day weekend.

And agreed that your mother would stay at the hotel

And an extra $25 from my dad.

And Belding still wants us parading around in bathing suits.

And better yet, parking.

And big ideas make big money.

And buy and buy until I drop."

And dance with Nerdstrom.

And deserves to be treated with respect.

And Dickerson can't stop us from going on the trip.

And do the play by play.

And don't burp him too hard after the bottle, he hates that.

And don't forget bullheaded.

And even better,

And even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us.

And everybody's passed out.

And famous means wealthy.

And fearless leader Mr. Belding.

And for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing,

And give her, or his, answer.

And go to the movies with Screech tonight.

And have lunch oh, you are gonna love this,

And he assured me that green meat would no longer be served.

And he wants to hear it.

And he's looking for a girls' group like New Kids on the Block.

And here's a dirty look just for being alive.

And here's my star.

And his smile, and what's left?

And I am not going to stick my neck out

And I believed him.

And I can't talk anymore.

And I can't wait for the next earthquake.

And I don't want you going out with Todd Winfield.

And I find you conversing with another man?

And I found out that the Bayside School District owns The Max!

And I guess I was a little embarrassed.

And I needed braces?

And I quit!

And I respect that, Sugar Lips.

And I thought I'd drop in and say, "Hi."

And I want you to know that I am very proud of you.

And I wanted to give you this.

And I was hoping we'd go out again.

And I was thinking of making you captain of one of the teams.

And I would like see what kind of progress you're making.

And I'd be happy to offer my services.

And I'd pay anything.

And I'll be out of your life forever.

And I'll deal with you nerds later.

And I'll understand if you never want to speak to me again.

And I'm a one woman guy.

And I'm delighted you did it!

And I'm going skiing. And my dad,

And I'm gonna make him study an extra six hours every night.

And I'm gonna take it seriously from now on.

And I'm in love.

And I'm sure we're gonna have a great time.

And I'm thirsty from all this moving about.

And I've got a plan.

And if Max doesn't come up with $10,000 in back rent by next week,

And if my race is close,

And if you all feel this way...

And if you don't have a good time, no prom,

And it was hard to find a replacement on short notice.

And it's the Army's way of separating the men from the boys.

And James was so tough, Belding will never call on my father again.

And just oh, yeah.

And just oh, yeah.

And just remember, fans, in the airport of life,

And just think what you could win for $10.

And Kelly, stop leading young Zack on. Think of his feelings.

And learn from The Big Bopper.

And less about being popular.

And let him see a side of me

And like the wind, his presence was strongly felt, but seldom heard.

And M.E. Thanks to you, this is gonna be the best night of my life.

And make them the next Miss Bayside.

And maybe liver tastes good, huh?

And my lips say you're brain dead if you take the C+.

And no chewing.

And no ooo babes!

And no ski trip.

And not get in trouble.

And now allow me to present my wonderful assistant, Kevin.

And now she can fly!

And now the results of the principal popularity poll.

And now you're quitting just because you're not on the best team?

And now Zack and Kelly are going steady!

And now, continuing with our swimsuit competition.

And now, for all the dirt

And now, for our final contestant for Miss Bayside,

And now, for some real singing with our featured soloist

And now, look alive, sports fans,

And of course you're not going, right, sir?

And once we get the dog back, you can just ditch him.

And only I would charge ten bucks a head to get in.

And overacting.

And pasted them on these worms.

And peaceful and Zack?

And perhaps that's why you're here, Mr. Morris.

And raise you 50.

And remember, should the unexpected happen,

And riding home on our bikes

And rocks in her head.

And ruined our chances for Hawaii.

And seven days a week,

And she can't afford to go to the prom.

And she doesn't know if I should I mean, she should, go.

And she thinks I'm dating Nicki. What do I do?

And she's only in town for the weekend.

And should become a mime."

And since he doesn't know who's guilty, he can't punish them.

And since you said you could take anyone,

And Slater crashed.

And Slater's not back yet!

And so, Slater, the less you say, the more impact you'll have.

And speaking of parking... ooh.

And stop worrying, you're pretty smart for a chick.

And takes a look at her new body.

And tell Belding to get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car.

And thank you, my little pizza pie.

And that means I'm inches away from driving, cruising,

And that means you don't talk to any hunk but me, huh?

And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how you principal.

And that's a direct violation of Rule 137.

And the biggest creep, the way he treats her.

And the ceiling was low.

And the easy thing to do is to quit, right?

And the frog.

And the lieutenant said you can win college scholarships.

And the other to Mrs. Becky Belding.

And the principal who was hired will take over.

And the right hand at 2:00.

And the track championship is on Friday.

And their kids have zits. Whoa!

And then name some big movie star. Moms always fall for that one.

And then on to the ballet.

And then you entering it yourself!

And then, meet me at The Max tonight?

And then, the male zombie didn't like that at all,

And there are people with straight A's who get turned down.

And these are my favorites.

And they're totally different.

And this is for you.

And this year I don't want to come in last.

And those beautiful hazel eyes.

And to prove it, I will now act like a waiter.

And tried understanding his needs.

And turn our attention to the gentle words of Percy Shelley.

And turn our attention to the gentle words of Percy Shelley.

And Tweedle Dummies, over here.

And Uncle Sam can get pretty crabby with a guy like you.

And until the pageant is over, no more dates.

And Valley will regret that they showed up today.

And wants to play it for his boss.

And we all want to do something more challenging.

And we no longer object to you and Violet seeing each other.

And we watch the deer come down and drink.

And we watch the deer come down and drink.

And we're watching.

And wealthy means...

And went back, and helped other slaves escape.

And what about Nicki?

And what makes it even better

And why can't I get along with my ex wife?

And you and I are those nuts.

And you barely moved your lips.

And you beautiful people are groovin' to KKTY,

And you can copy off of me.

And you can help me be an Indian.

And you could give us the benefit of your vast knowledge of, um...

And you hate him because of that?

And you know what the worst part is?

And you know what they have in common with me?

And you need this.

And you told him no, right?

And you will remember

And you, "honey lips," why don't you give Slater a break?

And you'd be much better off with someone else.

And you'll all repeat the course next year.

And you'll give them advice. What do you think?

And you're gonna be best man at Kelly and Todd's wedding.

And you're gonna be wearing a tutu for the rest of your life.

And you're ready for that test, Jess.

And you're the only Kapowski I care about.

And you've got to choose between us.

And your parents.

And Zack was behind it the whole time.

And, what do you think of our sports reporter, AC Slater?

And... Oh wow!

Anesthetic, Dr. Screech.

Angle A is congruent to angle D,

Any girl would be lucky to go to the prom with either one of you.

Any volunteers?

Anyway, in local high school action it was

Apparently Mr. Belding was the Zack Morris of the '60s.

Are an exercise in understanding,

Are really leaving us with the house for four days.

Are these teams evenly matched, Cadet Morris?

Are we finished here?

Are we gonna beat Valley tomorrow?

Are you all right there?

Are you all right, young lady? Yes, Lieutenant Hot.

Are you crazy?! You saw what happened last time.

Are you going to sit back and let him steal the credit you deserve?

Are you guys fired up to beat Valley?

Are you guys still fighting?

Are you guys sure?

Are you having a good time?

Are you hungry? How about a nice tossed green salad?

Are you kidding? Compared to my three older brothers,

Are you questioning my expertise?

Are you ready for the big meet tomorrow?

Are you ready, Jeannie Tyler?

Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

Are you sure you don't want to check this over?

Are you sure you have the right alien, Lieutenant?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aren't you coming back in?

Around $1,200.

Around $1,200.

Around thumb and forefinger.

Art after all is... emotion!

Art is unpredictable. Anyway...

As far as intelligence, stamina and courage.

As I know about wearing pantyhose.

As I was saying, there's also career training

As long as we have each other, we can cope. Let's bond.

As she slowly opened the bedroom door.

As we do about The Max.

As you can see, it's heading straight for China.

As you know, the Battle of Gettysburg was the turning point

Ask Brillo head. He started it.

At 10:00 tomorrow morning.

At ease.

At ease.

At least I came in second.

At least let me repave your parents driveway.

At least you don't have to share the school with your mother in law.

At least you still have Kelly.

At least, use my book bag.

At Yosemite National Park.

Atten hut!

Attention, please!

Attention, please. This is Mr. Belding.

Attention, students...

Attention!

Aw, come on, go easy on me, okay?

Aw, Dad.

Aw, Dad.

Aw, did little Preppie hurt himself?

Aw, don't worry about it, Kelly.

Aw, gee, Miss Wentworth, that's not fair.

Aw. But why'd you bring your baby brother here?

Aw...

Aww, what's the matter with him?

Babes, pigs, please, come to order. Morris.

Babies don't eat Ding Dongs, ding dong.

Back off, bug face. No one messes up my hair.

Bad food hits Bayside, students hit bathrooms.

Bad spot for that.

Bag it. We'll buy her lunch tomorrow.

Ballet?

Batteries or wind up?

Bayside School Board has its way.

Bayside's bravest cheerleader, wounded in the line of duty.

Be mine!

Be strong, Slater. Resist temptation.

Beat it!

Beat Valley.

Beautiful name. Nice to meet you.

Because a Raider helmet's too hot.

Because he's a guy.

Because I want to be Miss High School California.

Because it is a party.

Because it's not true.

Because Kelly meets me after class.

Because of you there's a drought in California.

Because someone already did.

Because the new Army serves cake at every meal.

Because these alternate interior angles are congruent.

Because two weeks from tonight,

Because we expected him to be better.

Because we women should stick together.

Because when you were little, your daddy bounced you on his knee

Because, um...

Becky, don't do this.

Becky?

Been doing a little reading, sir.

Before this project, I knew nothing about my heritage.

Before you slam them.

Behold.

Being a substitute teacher is perfect,

Being around Samuel.

Bel ba ba bel, da ding, dong, ding, Belding!

Belding dropped his bellbottoms instead.

Belding is a sexist! Rah, rah, rah!

Belding, Belding...

Belding!

Believe it or not, there's even a college out there for Zack.

Bend over, Blondie.

Besides, for 20 bucks, I should get some more room to maneuver.

Besides, it keeps the football team from giving me noogies.

Besides, one of your students claims to have made contact.

Besides, the Glee Club is for geeks.

Besides, you can get suspended for breaking a nerd.

Besides, you're supposed to be in history class.

Better known to all of you as Screech!

Better luck next time.

Better than my career.

Between "Dirty Dancing," and "The Best of Nelson Mandela."

Big deal.

Big deal.

Big mouth.

Billy is.

Billy Joe Bob's House O' Possum.

Billy, my shirt is wet.

Billy?

Billy's wearing my best shirt.

Bing! He's right, boss, you can enter.

Blame Tuttle.

Bonding with my boys.

Both teams have decided to wear helmets and protective gear

Boy, am I glad Teen Line told me to stay away from you.

Boy, have you got a great arm, kid.

Boy, I love those paints.

Boy, I missed him.

Boy, is he wrong.

Boy, is he wrong.

Brilliant idea, Preppie.

Brings back fond memories of my youth.

Build on that. Next!

Bully alert! Bully alert!

Buns on the Run, Spiked Earlobes,

Buona sera. That means good afternoon.

Burbank, I think.

But but, sir, you said I could pick the teams.

But Billy's too young to go to the principal's office.

But do something about your hair.

But don't tell your sister, we should let her down gently.

But first, I need an honest answer.

But he is strong now don't push, don't push,

But he's a cute little squirt.

But here's a guy who can put us over the top,

But I could also keep it between you, me, and the curtain,

But I don't want to enter, Zack. No one would vote for me.

But I have practice after school,

But I have tickets to the ballet.

But I have tickets to the ballet.

But I have to admit

But I know what's gonna happen. I'll never get into Stanford.

But I love you.

But I pick the leaders. That's my job.

But I prefer linguini. See you later.

But I wouldn't expect you to grasp that

But I'd like to try and take his place.

But I'd rather swap the dog for a date with Legs.

But I'll be busy cruising around with a certain young lady.

But I'm gonna swallow your pride for you and tell the guys you wanna make up.

But I'm not going to shirk my responsibility.

But I've got a great girlfriend,

But if you don't, you stop by and see me anytime, all right?

But is there anyone you'd rather disagree with?

But it helps to remember the good things he gave us.

But it's time for me to stop thinking about myself.

But Jessie, when those women go swimming,

But Kelly will need someone to keep her mind off me for a while.

But Kelly, think of a nut on a forest floor.

But Kelly.

But Nerdstrom better keep his paws to himself.

But no more free advice, and no one can know we're doing this.

But not if you work in a defense plant.

But now I'm back to normal.

But now your gonna have to apologize to him.

But rule 136 says no girls.

But she is not gonna hear about it, because you promised not to tell.

But suppose Billy has to go?

But the Army pursued them.

But the damage is already done.

But the dog is worth more than 50 bucks.

But the only trip this class will take is to summer school.

But the school board has made their decision,

But there's always room for one more.

But there's over $250 in here.

But they're taking the cheerleading pictures during first period.

But this class trip is the biggest deal of the school year.

But this dress isn't paid for yet.

But this time you're coming with me.

But this year's theme is not going to be

But we can't do it. See you tomorrow.

But we're getting better.

But we've got Home Ec this period.

But what about The Max?

But what are we going to do in the competition?

But what Bobby doesn't know is that Cindy has been seen

But when he takes you places, does he always wear that uniform?

But why would he want me? He could have any girl he wants.

But you are the best track team that Bayside has ever had.

But you didn't, 'cause I knew something strange

But you see I have a conflict with detention.

But you were right. I should have listened to you.

But you're always the rebel, aren't you?

But you're the one who belongs on a leash, Mr. Morris.

But you've got to let me do this. I'll go to the prom next year.

But, dear, I thought that we compromised

But, hey, quitting never works.

But, I'm sorry. I'm going with Zack.

But, Mr. Belding, just think how it'd help school spirit.

But, Samuel, all those people will be staring at me.

But, sir, I don't belong in the Corps.

But, Violet, I should be the one to quit.

Buzz off, bubba.

By being a real man.

By noontime tomorrow I'll have this all straightened out, okay?

By observing the human figure.

By the time we snuck back in, he was gone.

By the way, adios.

Bye, Billy, we got to split.

Bye, Running Zack.

C, señorita. But this is geometry, not Spanish.

C? C?

Cadet Corps is now in session.

Call me if you need any more

Calm down, Jessie.

Can I come in?

Can I have seconds?

Can I have the jerk's ring back?

Can I move, please? I don't want to catch her cold.

Can match my outer person in a bikini.

Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.

Can you believe her?

Can you believe this snob?

Can you give me a private lesson after school?

Can you say detention?

Can't you see she's wearing high heels?

Can't, Zack, I'm in training. Physical's today.

Carpool, sir.

Catches us in here watching the Dodger game?

Changed!

Charlie, could you call me back in a few minutes? Yeah, right.

Charlie, listen, tell him that

Charlie, you tell him...

Cheap Japanese helmet!

Check this out, the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle

Check this out.

Cheer up, Mr. B.

Cheeseburger. But I didn't order one.

Chess Club, it's your move.

Chief Henry died this morning.

Chief Henry, you're alive?!

Chief Joseph surrendered.

Chocolate fudge cake, strawberry shortcake,

Choice of colors all right with you, Miss Spano?

Class where are you going?

Class, isn't that fair of Mr. Belding?

Class, Mr. Dickerson will not be here today.

Class, the only way you can really learn how to drive

Code Red! Code Red!

Come along, girls.

Come along, my tall treasure. Let's "rocka till we droppa."

Come here for a minute.

Come here, man.

Come here, my heart.

Come here, Running Zack.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Hold on. All right.

Come here. Yes, yes.

Come here. Yes.

Come in, vector niner zebra

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on along.

Come on out, Screech. The lieutenant is waiting.

Come on, Alan.

Come on, baby, where's my kiss?

Come on, Dad, Mr. Belding has many important things to do.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material

Come on, guys, pull!

Come on, it'll only take a second. Here, show us how it's done.

Come on, Jessie, get real.

Come on, Jessie, look, all you have to do

Come on, Jessie, you've got a great voice.

Come on, Jessie.

Come on, Kelly. Let's go make picket signs.

Come on, lassies, let's cheer up and sing.

Come on, let's go ask Belding about a carnival.

Come on, let's let him work.

Come on, Max, I was awful.

Come on, Mr. Tuttle, any yo yo can learn to drive.

Come on, Richie, don't be mad, we're brothers.

Come on, Richie, don't be mad, we're brothers.

Come on, ring.

Come on, ring.

Come on, Screech, it's just a stupid Elvis statue.

Come on, Screech, it's time you started believing in yourself.

Come on, Screech, we've got to think

Come on, Screech. Don't worry about it.

Come on, she's fine. No big deal.

Come on, sit down. Let's rap.

Come on, watch out.

Come on, we don't have much time. Let's get to work. Right here.

Come on, we've got to go to The Max.

Come on, you got it! You're jammin' now. You're jammin'.

Come on, you guys got to get out of here.

Come on, you're doing all right.

Come on, you're making me blush.

Come on, Zack, cut it out.

Come on, Zack, just give me one little hug?

Come on, Zack!

Come on! Yeah!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Here's what we're gonna do...

Come on. It won't take that long.

Coming.

Company halt!

Company halt.

Confess! Somebody confess!

Congratulations.

Contestant enter the pageant,

Cool!

Could make it very uncomfortable.

Could possibly win Miss High School California.

Could you direct me to the nurse's office?

Could you do me a favor and get the keys out of the Driver's Ed car?

Could you hand me my towel, please?

Couldn't help this old heap.

Count me in, Mr. Belding.

Count me out, Mr. Belding.

Cramming your pretty little head with geometry?

Cramming! We've got school physicals today,

Cuddling with Kelly around a campfire.

Cue the hideous creature.

Cut, cut! This isn't in the script.

Cut. Wrong hideous creature.

Cute little fella. Whatever happened to him?

D E F P O T E C.

D E F P O T E C.

Dad, I tried to tell you, but you're not that easy to talk to.

Dad, Mr. Belding,

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Dad?

Dale Thompson, UFO Investigation Unit.

Dare to be great!

Darn, I was gonna go to the beach.

Date other people? What for?

Dear "Big Guy in the Sky,"

Dear? You and Slater?

Derek Morris.

Derek Morris.

Did you ever see them move? They're saying plenty, baby.

Did you get number six right? Even I couldn't figure it out.

Did you hear Screech is on life support?

Did you hear Screech was in surgery for eight hours?

Did you hear the news? Jessie and Slater are a couple.

Did you hear what I just said? You are not my headache.

Did you hear what Slater did to Screech last night?

Did you learn to weave on the reservation?

Did you look hard enough?! Did you?! Well, I don't think so!

Did you really agree with what I said about relationships?

Did you see that Billy?

Did you take this picture?

Didn't she tell him yet?

Discovering pride in our background

Dissect? Yikes!

Do I still get paid?

Do it again.

Do that tonight, and we're on our way.

Do that tonight, and we're on our way.

Do the best you can and I'm sure you'll end up at a good college.

Do they wear underwear in heaven?

Do you have brains? Do you have talent?

Do you hear me?

Do you know what the letters F, F, D and C mean?

Do you know what's going on?

Do you know what's in that box?

Do you like this shake, Slater?

Do you mean it?

Do you mind if we speak privately?

Do you miss Mommy?

Do you remember me?

Do you think we should be honest and tell him he stinks?

Do you think we're doing the right thing?

Do you want me to look like a four eyed frog face?

Doctor, please! I hurt all over.

Does anybody know what just happened here?

Does anyone know how to bisect the vertex angle

Does everyone know their parts in this movie?

Does Miss J know about the new N

Does that mean we don't have to take his midterm?

Does this happen all the time?

Dog?!

Doing at Bayside in the first place?

Don't be afraid to speak out, son. I'm here to protect geeks

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't call me baby, bubba.

Don't compare to your knees, Louise"?

Don't do anything. Hold on.

Don't even think about it.

Don't fight it. Just go with the flow.

Don't flatter yourself.

Don't forget "irresponsible."

Don't forget to use a shovel.

Don't forget tomorrow: "Blond Boys Who Never Date Again."

Don't jiggle him if he cries, rock him.

Don't listen to him, he's still on medication!

Don't look at me. I'm an innocent alien bystander.

Don't look!

Don't mention that word.

Don't remind me.

Don't they wear bathing suits too?

Don't touch me or you're shark spit.

Don't trust him. He has brain breath.

Don't worry about a thing. Just enjoy yourself.

Don't worry, Jessie, if you fall overboard, I'll rescue you.

Don't worry, Kelly.

Don't worry, Kelly. I'll get him to stop.

Don't worry, nobody likes shots.

Don't worry, Violet. You'll be fantastic.

Don't worry, we'll help you.

Don't worry, Wolfman, the Big Bopper can go all night.

Don't worry, you're not alone.

Don't worry, Zack. I won't tell Kelly.

Don't worry.

Don't you dare.

Don't you love it, sir? It sings. Look at that Zack.

Don't you mean chairpersons?

Don't you mind, Zack?

Don't you understand? I am president of the school.

Don't you want to go to Hawaii?

Don't. Just close your eyes.

Dr. Zachary Morris, the world famous surgeon is on his way.

Dream on, girl. The prince will pick me.

Driver's Ed is being canceled,

Driver's Ed starts today,

Drugs? What are you crazy?

Drying our nails?

Eager to show off are we, Mr. Slater?

Eagle three, this is Lieutenant Thompson.

Either he's getting real old, or I'm getting really good.

Either you cancel the date or else...

Elvis is not a toy.

Elvis was King,

Enough excuses, Tuttle. Your time is up.

Enough, enough!

Enter our models.

Evelyn's heart pounded...

Even two pieces of cake I wrestled away from Alan.

Even when I thought it was real and sensed it was a prank,

Ever kiss a bulldog on the lips? Ouch!

Ever since we were little...

Ever since you died, it doesn't seem to matter.

Every beauty pageant takes us one step backwards

Every chance we get.

Every inch of this school until we find him.

Every person in here made a fortune before they were 20.

Every school has one. He's ours.

Every time I get a report card full of C's.

Everybody cut it out! Stop it!

Everybody hold on.

Everybody knows it. Why don't you make it official?

Everybody live! Free yourself, my children!

Everybody pick up your test, and do what I do.

Everybody watch the birdie.

Everybody's excited about the class ski trip.

Everyone, be here by 7:00. Jessie, we'll come together.

Everything I do is chauvinistic just because I'm a guy.

Everything will be okay. I just need one of these.

Everything.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Exactement!

Excellent! I wish you were my child!

Except for dinnertime.

Except for his violent temper.

Except for the spotlessly clean, like, totally together dudes.

Except my favorite person in the world.

Except perhaps you.

Except, she had thicker sideburns.

Excuse me just a second. Derek Morris.

Excuse me, but I have to go assure the school board

Excuse me, but I'm in because the politics behind it changed.

Excuse me, could I have your attention please?

Excuse me, just a minute. Derek Morris.

Excuse me, little man, but we are not chicks.

Excuse me, son.

Excuse me, what do you guys think of Tiger Radio?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Could you find our waiter for us, please?

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

Excuse me. You're new here, aren't you?

F, F, D and C are your grades

Face it, Zack,

Face it. If we don't get another statue, Screech is dead.

Family comes first.

Fantastic, Violet!

Fascinating.

Fat chance, Milton.

Father, I failed you.

Father!

Fear not! Now that you've bought me some time,

Feature the best singers and hide everyone else.

Fight, fight, fight!

Find a seat.

Fine, there... Jessie?

Fine. But I'm not leaving until I get paid.

Fine. Give me all of Teen Line's profits.

Fine. Give me all of Teen Line's profits.

First Belding will give everyone one last chance to confess.

First of all, I had a really good time at the prom,

First the Berlin Wall comes down, then the Brady Bunch comes back,

First, stop talking like "The Brady Bunch."

Five hours a day...

Five minute rule, eh, Morris?

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10!

Flash! Debbie DeMarco's new curves came with Debbie's new sweater.

Followed by an Indian curry is very good,

Football tickets for the Raiders, and they only cost me $100.

Football tickets for the Raiders, and they only cost me $100.

Football? There's nothing romantic about a bunch of barbarians

For "the best picture of an alien

For 10,000 bucks, let's take a shot.

For Bayside's fastest feet in the 100 yard dash,

For country eatin' there's no beatin'

For damaging the Driver's Ed car

For Kelly's own good, of course.

For me?

For me. Make that 100!

For one thing, I'm not a kid.

For the California Cadet Corps.

For this exercise in hand to hand combat,

For those of you who aren't familiar with the term

For your ears when Billy starts screaming. Hi, sweetie.

For your information, Slater, I happen to be an expert.

Forget it, Morris.

Forget it, Screech. I don't wanna waste my time.

Forget it. I've got the hottest moves in town.

Forget that he has feelings.

Forget that he was next in line to be principal,

Forget that.

Forget the prom!

Forget the rules!

Forget you? I don't even know your name, Kelly.

Forgot my hat.

Fortunately, I always have a backup plan.

Forward march.

Four kings.

Freddie Kruger's mother? Huh uh. No way.

Free yourself! Be free!

Freshman.

From late, great 1968!

From Miss Universe to Miss U Haul.

From now on, it's Kelly and Zack, exclusive.

From someone who knows nothing about the subject.

From where the sun now stands

Full house,

Further to the right! Not there! Yes there! You got it!

Gave a dead rose to the female zombie.

Gee whiz, I'm sorry, I just had to dunk you.

Gee, I wonder why they don't like him?

Gee, if she were my girl, I'd let her talk

Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together.

Gee, sweetie, I'd love to take care of you,

Gee, that's too bad, what happened?

Gee, Valley's Glee Club is pretty good.

Gee, Zack, I never realized how much fun a movie could be

Gee, Zack, what'd you want her to do? Give bad advice?

Gently.

Gesundheit!

Get away from me, Jessie.

Get away from me, or you'll be sorry.

Get back in there and fight.

Get lost.

Get out of here.

Get out of my school, Rod.

Get real. I want half of everything.

Get rid of Belding, and get our babes back.

Get serious.

Get your tickets now and be the first ones

Gimme a P E A C E!

Girl, you have got to get a life.

Girls the photographer's here. Put your babies down.

Give him to me. Come on.

Give me a break, the doctors who worked on Michael Jackson

Give me a break. It's easy for you to talk.

Give me this.

Give me your hand.

Glasses?!

Gnarly!

Go away, or you'll be sorry.

Go steady with some other pig.

Go team! And go now.

Go with your feelings. Remember, everybody

Go, Lisa!

Go, Louise!

Go, Louise! Up, Louise! Up!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Going together is a big decision.

Gonna have to dribble around you just to score.

Goo ood morning, Bayside,

Good evening, ladies, and welcome to the "What I Should Have Said" Theater.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good luck, everyone.

Good luck! I mean, see you later!

Good morning, class.

Good morning, Lisa, Kelly.

Good morning, Miss Simpson.

Good morning, students, this is your principal,

Good morning, Zack.

Good night.

Good one, Screech.

Good soldiering, Cadet Slater.

Good thing. You don't have enough underwear for the entire Glee Club.

Good.

Good. I'm glad I could help you out.

Good. Let me say hi to Hound Dog.

Good. Now stall him for five minutes. Got it?

Good. Then where is my camera?

Goodbye, Chief. And thanks for all you've done for me.

Goodbye, Samuel. And say goodbye to Hound Dog.

Goodness gracious, Samuel!

Googie, googie, googie.

Gorgeous, great personality.

Gosh, I must have forgotten.

Gosh, it's got a license plate holder, too.

Gosh, Kelly, I love the way everything looks on you.

Gosh, she's pretty.

Gosh, they grow up fast.

Got any marshmallows, dude?

Got it.

Got to jet, late for French.

Got your mind off it already.

Gotta go wash my hair.

Gotta go. We'll go shopping right after school, okay? Bye.

Great Arts and Crafts department.

Great earrings. Ask me anything about geometry, I'm ready!

Great going, Slater!

Great idea. How much does it cost?

Great news, Zack. Teen Line's a hit!

Great prom, huh, Alan?

Great trick, Max, you shrunk the food.

Great, great, great.

Great, I guess we won't be going anywhere now.

Great, I've got places to go and lips to gloss.

Great!

Great! There goes the track meet.

Great! Where is it?

Great.

Great. I can't wait.

Great. We almost have enough for the statue.

Great. What do I do in the meantime?

Greetings back. I came in my mother's car.

Greetings. I come here in peace.

Grounded for life?

Guess those are the breaks.

Guess what?

Guess who?

Guy to guy talk.

Guys like you.

Guys, hi, uh...

Guys, I need something worth 50 bucks.

Guys, kneel next to the victim.

Guys, please take me back.

Guys, this is hard.

Guys, we could buy a new camera with that.

Guys, we have got a real problem.

Guys!

Guys...

H I Z A C K, hi, Zack!

Ha, making up, oldest trick in the book.

Had the color scheme for this office all picked out.

Hang 10, dude.

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary!

Have a wonderful anniversary at Graceland.

Have lots of kids. See if I care.

Have no fear, dying person.

Have you ever seen a more beautiful Miss Bayside than that?

Haven't you heard? Peace broke out all over the world.

Having a beauty contest without you, Kelly,

Having dinner together?

Hawaii?

He became a conductor in the Underground Railroad.

He came into the teachers' lounge and gave everybody an F.

He can't lose.

He can't see us.

He can't talk yet.

He gave you the ring you're wearing.

He had a right to be. I forgot to open the garage door.

He had a strange way of drinking.

He happens to be a very sensitive guy when he isn't knocking people down.

He has the flu.

He is very, very sorry to disappoint all of you.

He is?

He just left.

He likes you.

He made his dog disappear, and forgot how to bring Fluffy back.

He must have been a very brave man.

He never knew there was a problem.

He really is an alien.

He really thinks I'm the best?

He said we're as qualified as any man.

He said, "I am tired of fighting.

He talked, Billy said his first word!

He thinks I hate him?

He threw the shot put at Belding.

He took my buddy Screech's dog.

He wants lambada.

He wrote your father a letter

He'll help you get your research together by Friday.

He's almost as cute as you are.

He's been asking me for that camera all week.

He's been hunting me ever since nursery school.

He's better than me.

He's cute for a dead guy.

He's got enough muscles for everybody.

He's had over 30 days, and it's still not done.

He's in his office waiting for us to call.

He's just trying to protect his big sister.

He's never seen before.

He's not in here.

He's not in this movie. Just watch.

He's really going to be mad.

He's right, I'm his brother. I'll take over from here, Richie.

He's the most bizarre creature I've ever seen.

Held me up to his ear and tried to shove a cassette in my mouth.

Hello there, Jennifer.

Hello, I'm Derek Morris.

Hello, I'm Dick Belding.

Hello, L.A.

Hello, my heart.

Hello, Nicki? You still there?

Hello, Nicki. What's up?

Hello, Palisades Florist? I'd like to order two dozen roses:

Hello, this is Kelly Desire.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help me find the old me?

Help me!

Her germs to invade my body.

Her mother says she's washing her hair.

Her parents invited me over for dinner.

Here are a few little house rules.

Here comes my best pitch.

Here he comes now.

Here on KKTY, Bayside!

Here they are, Bayside's own love connection.

Here we go.

Here we go. Ready, Jessie?

Here you go, these are good.

Here you go.

Here, have some peanuts.

Here, I'll take the little guy.

Here, take one of these.

Here, this is for you.

Here's Lisa, our Galloping Gossip!

Here's my $100,

Here's one of my favorite songs

Here's our route.

Here's the guy I need.

Here's the latest Bayside survey.

Here's what we can do...

Hey and all you kids cutting school in the Palisades and at the beach,

Hey baby, I haven't had any complaints in the love department.

Hey everyone. Come on out. The game's over.

Hey girls, great news.

Hey guys, I've got some great news.

Hey Screech,

Hey Screech, how'd it go at the dentist?

Hey there, it's time to rock and roll

Hey there, stud muffin.

Hey what's wrong with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?

Hey, a friend of my dad is a record producer,

Hey, Alan, old buddy, how about some cake, huh?

Hey, all right.

Hey, boss, I've got to blow my nose and I don't have a handkerchief.

Hey, buds. Righteous shindig.

Hey, can you believe this guy? He thinks I'm no good.

Hey, come here, little buddy. Come here, come here.

Hey, come on, Screech, wake up.

Hey, come on.

Hey, cut it out.

Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.

Hey, don't worry. We're going to make up their minds for them.

Hey, dudes, let's dish!

Hey, everybody, the buses are here.

Hey, from now on, we give bad advice.

Hey, give it your best shot, old timer.

Hey, good arm.

Hey, good idea. We'll staple his lips.

Hey, good luck with the radio station.

Hey, guys take care of guys, and what are we?

Hey, guys, how's the Save Screech's Tushie Fund coming?

Hey, guys, I think I know what would help Slater.

Hey, guys, the station just got reviewed!

Hey, guys, what's up?

Hey, guys, what's up? Is Jessie here yet?

Hey, guys, you wanna throw?

Hey, guys. Did you hear about Slater and Screech?

Hey, guys. What's up?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is going on here?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold it, hold it, wait a minute.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Be cool.

Hey, hey, hey! Separate or I'll get the hose!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute.

Hey, hey, hey. What is going on here?

Hey, hey, take it away. Get their king and fight!

Hey, hey, why don't you pick on a locker your own size?

Hey, hey! What is going on here? This is madness!

Hey, I already learned that.

Hey, I didn't know I was doing that well in Math.

Hey, I don't see you sucking up.

Hey, I hear once you go geek, you never go back.

Hey, I heard those same noises the last time,

Hey, I just thought of a great way to make money.

Hey, I know Belding better than Belding knows Belding.

Hey, I like this.

Hey, I never got to tell you how my class presentation went today.

Hey, I see you're ready for the trip.

Hey, I'll call you back, I've got company.

Hey, I'll do it. You don't know anything.

Hey, I'll wash your car.

Hey, I'm always ready.

Hey, I'm not worried, because I always sit next to smart nerds.

Hey, if you want to hurt Slater, it's okay.

Hey, if you want to know the trash, you gotta pay the cash!

Hey, is Belding balding?

Hey, it's Bayside's freshest, hottest, hippest new station,

Hey, it's Kelly's little sister.

Hey, it's sharp, it's snappy, it's bold.

Hey, Jessie, Lisa, come on, you guys.

Hey, Jessie, listen. "I'm So Excited."

Hey, Jessie. Don't be so upset, just call the Teen Line.

Hey, Jessie. I thought you were going to Stanford.

Hey, Jimi Hendrix.

Hey, Kelly, how's your head?

Hey, Kelly.

Hey, Kelly.

Hey, Kelly. Why'd you want us all to meet you here?

Hey, Kyle, just butt out!

Hey, Kyle, wanna live till tomorrow?

Hey, let's try this one

Hey, lighten up, Lieutenant, there's no war.

Hey, like I always say,

Hey, Lisa, this guy wants his girlfriend

Hey, look at this.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, look at this. "The Babbler" will pay $1500

Hey, look. Jessie has a problem.

Hey, Louise, you like my poem?

Hey, Louise. Going to the Insect Rodeo this weekend?

Hey, Mama, want to have a burger with a real man?

Hey, mate. How about you write your little lady a love poem?

Hey, Max. Here's a great shot for the yearbook.

Hey, Maxwell, are you sure you've never played poker before?

Hey, my Dad's been in the Army and served proudly for 25 years.

Hey, nice digs, huh? This is my bachelor pad.

Hey, nice glasses, Jessie.

Hey, Nicki, is that you?

Hey, no arm, no soda.

Hey, Preppie, Preppie, wake up.

Hey, Preppie, you got a minute?

Hey, relax, Preppie. It's only a student film.

Hey, Screech, can we get you anything?

Hey, Screech, I did it.

Hey, Screech, I thought I knew every hiding place in this school.

Hey, Screech, pal.

Hey, Screech! Did you talk her into it?

Hey, Screech.

Hey, Screech. How did it go?

Hey, Screech. I cannot believe your parents

Hey, see the ring?

Hey, she can go with Zack.

Hey, Sleeping Zack, wake up!

Hey, tell her to wear a miniskirt to school tomorrow.

Hey, thanks, Slater.

Hey, thanks, Wolfman.

Hey, the chair chick has a point.

Hey, the strange looking part is me.

Hey, this headbands pretty cool.

Hey, this is great! Mr. Belding's in the dunk tank

Hey, this is great. All I need is one more sucker.

Hey, uh... do you have a date for the prom?

Hey, wake up.

Hey, we had a deal, where's the dog?

Hey, we're bowling after school, you want to come?

Hey, who drank my root beer?

Hey, who told you what I did?

Hey, why would she want to go with a boy

Hey, will you two cut it out?

Hey, with sizzling copy like this,

Hey, with sizzling copy like this,

Hey, you don't have to take that.

Hey, you don't need me. I'll just ruin everything.

Hey, you guys, if we do this well on Friday,

Hey, you move pretty good.

Hey, you realize this is the first time

Hey, you're off our Christmas list, jock boy.

Hey, Zack, see that girl? She's about to become my woman.

Hey!

Hey! It's General Dork to you.

Hey! We can tough out this crisis in here if necessary.

Hey...

Hi guys. I missed you at the game.

Hi there, Jennifer.

Hi, everyone. Hi, I'm Kelly Kapowski.

Hi, girl of my dreams.

Hi, guys!

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Do you think the lieutenant will like me in this?

Hi, guys. How's it going?

Hi, guys. How's it going?

Hi, guys. I just entered the beauty pageant.

Hi, guys. Let's all go to the movies tonight.

Hi, how're you doing? I am AC Slater.

Hi, I'm Zack Morris from Miss Wentworth's class.

Hi, if this is Zack, I'm on my honeymoon with Todd.

Hi, it's Zack.

Hi, Jennifer.

Hi, Jessie, Kelly.

Hi, Kelly.

Hi, Kelly.

Hi, Maxwell. I was just

Hi, Nitro. My name is Nicki.

Hi, Samuel.

Hi, Samuel. I really loved your dancing.

Hi, Screech!

Hi, this is Lisa, your Galloping Gossip,

Hi, Zack.

Hi, Zack. Do you have the baby in the bag?

Hi! This is for me,

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. How you guys doing? I have great news.

Hi. I'm looking for Mr. Belding.

Hiding in my closet.

Hii ya!

Hm mm. Feels cool to me.

Hold it. Come here.

Hold it. Hold it!

Hold on, Jessie.

Hold... it!

Holding your baby any other way

Honey lips.

Honey, if it's for sale, I'll find it.

Honey, this is not why I came up here.

Horses say nay, pigs say oink.

Hot fudge sundaes with whipped

Hot Sundae!

Hound Dog, you're back!

How about a lifetime pass to the Hollywood Earwax Museum?

How about celebrating our anniversary

How about cooling it?

How about I make you a deal?

How about some with pretty pink letters and cute little hearts?

How about tacos and bowling, on me?

How about the new me taking the old you

How about turning off the light and finishing it another day?

How are my singers today?

How are we gonna pay for the ski trip?

How can we without hurting his feelings?

How could anyone mistake one of those dolls for the real baby?

How could I forget someone that special to me?

How could it be good? Look at the way I am dressed!

How could you do that to me?

How did you find it?

How do I look in these frames?

How do I make him stop crying?

How do you feel about taking another flu shot?

How is Kelly gonna feel when you dump her

How much do you think we're going to make off this?

How to celebrate our going steady.

How was that?

How?

How'd you know? I just made it up.

How's he going to learn all those cheers when he can't even talk yet?

How's that feel?

How's the cutest pitcher in seventh grade?

However, a date officially ends with a goodnight kiss.

However, I am wearing a swimsuit underneath,

Huh uh.

Huh uh.

Huh!

Huh?

Huh...

Hulk Hogan says he could be the champion,

Hurry or you'll be late for gym.

Hurry, Belding's coming. Come on.

Hurry, girls. You're holding us up.

I I I mean the poor handsome dork is miserable.

I acted like a jerk.

I adore your innocence,

I ain't no dummy.

I almost forgot! Hound Dog.

I already rented my tux and guess what?

I always wanted to be like you.

I am a direct descendant of the Nez Percé tribe

I am fed up with your wisecracks.

I am giving everyone one last chance to confess.

I am giving you a month's worth of Saturday detention.

I am in a great mood.

I am never gonna win with a bunch of losers like you.

I am not going to the prom with him.

I am one bad dude.

I am serious. I saw them the other day acting very friendly.

I am the great grandson of Luigi Powerelli,

I am the principal, and I know his father.

I am.

I beaned a guy who was flirting with Kelly.

I beat Slater.

I believe teacher student relationships should be based on trust.

I believe you were looking for this.

I bet no one'll beat him in the talent contest.

I bet the average listener thinks he's just fine.

I brush my teeth like mother said, and always feed my spider Ted."

I buy this you gold plated pocket protector

I can be the real me.

I can deliver three geeks and a nerd.

I can do that.

I can't believe he would treat his girlfriend this way!

I can't believe I couldn't stop taking them.

I can't believe I lost to you.

I can't believe it, two Beldings in one school.

I can't believe it. A woman ran for Vice President,

I can't believe you like these tapes.

I can't believe you signed up for this macho cadet crock.

I can't believe you talked me into this, Preppie.

I can't believe you, Kelly come lately!

I can't even get to the bottom of my purse in nine seconds.

I can't even watch my mother knit.

I can't go to the prom with you.

I can't help it, I feel guilty. There must be something I can do.

I can't help it. He is so hot.

I can't make it this weekend.

I can't run tomorrow.

I can't stand seeing my friends so unhappy.

I can't tonight. I have to study. Tomorrow's the midterm.

I can't wait for Jessie to get here so we can plan

I cannot believe you're doing this.

I care! I care.

I caught Lisa's cold.

I caught Lisa's cold.

I caught up with Mr. Belding running out of the cafeteria today,

I come from a long line of fierce warriors and great hunters.

I come from a long line of fierce warriors and great hunters.

I could buy a new tractor for my ant farm.

I could charge lonely girls 25¢

I could do that. Thanks, Nitro.

I could learn to be violent.

I could use a teaching assistant next semester.

I could've bought a car.

I couldn't let him take away my buddy.

I did it! I did it!

I did just what you guys told me to do.

I didn't even care.

I didn't know Adam and Eve's last name was Morris.

I didn't know I was your girl.

I didn't know you were Spanish.

I didn't say I wanted to dump her.

I didn't say what bird.

I do a great Belding.

I do miss Zack, but I don't understand why he gets so jealous

I do. They always spit up on expensive clothes.

I don't believe a woman should be displayed like a side of beef.

I don't believe I've ever heard those two words

I don't believe it.

I don't believe this! Kelly, it's Zack.

I don't believe this.

I don't believe this.

I don't blame you, Zack. You gotta grab life.

I don't care what they do to me.

I don't exactly know how to say this it's easy, tell him, Screech.

I don't have a boyfriend.

I don't have time to study. I'll never get into Stanford.

I don't have time. Besides, we just like to sing in the locker room.

I don't have to be standing on the bleachers to be behind you.

I don't know if I can do that.

I don't know much about babies, I'm an only child.

I don't know the first thing about babies.

I don't know what to think.

I don't know why Zack's physical is taking so long?

I don't know, let's see. It's about $2 a call,

I don't know, maybe he needs to be burped.

I don't know, maybe we should sit down.

I don't know. He just does that a lot.

I don't know. I...

I don't know. I'm not so sure, Preppie.

I don't know. I'm too nervous to look.

I don't know. No one close to me has ever died before.

I don't know. You were so excited about the prom,

I don't like this.

I don't need a girl to keep warm.

I don't think it's enough to believe in peace.

I don't think that's such a great idea, Zack.

I don't think The Max is gonna make it.

I don't think you're a pig.

I don't think Zack wants to go out with me anymore.

I don't understand how I could've gotten all these wrong?

I don't want to be part of any ugly rumor.

I don't want to hurt either one of you.

I don't!

I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.

I even kissed the dog thinking it was her.

I even model a little. See you tomorrow Kelly.

I feel that two weeks extra help after school would be beneficial.

I feel wonderful.

I felt that way the first time I rode the teacups at Disneyland.

I finally do and she says maybe.

I finally found a subject I love leaving school.

I find it hard to believe

I forgive you, little fella,

I forgive you, Samuel.

I get the same vacation you guys do and none of the homework.

I get to pick the contestant.

I got a C in geometry.

I got a great idea how to make money for the ski trip.

I got four showers, three stalls, and all the towels I want.

I got here soon as I could. What's Kelly's big emergency?

I got it! I got it! Yes!

I got it. I got it.

I got some good advice from an old friend.

I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.

I got this rose from Slater with a note begging me to meet him here.

I got to say my prayers.

I gotta babysit Billy till they come home.

I gotta get outta here.

I gotta go help Jessie. I'll see you tonight?

I gotta go home and get duded up.

I gotta go.

I gotta hand it to you, Preppie, I've never seen anyone

I guess I blew it.

I guess I got greedy and things got out of hand.

I guess not. Yeah.

I guess that means more babes for us.

I guess that means we won, right math majors?

I guess we won't be seeing him for a while.

I guess you forget what's more important when you get old.

I guess you've got enough for your report now.

I had a swell time at the movies Saturday, Sammy.

I had a wonderful time, Zack. That movie really got to me.

I had my tooth filled this morning and now I pick up radio stations.

I had no idea.

I had pizza delivered to geometry.

I hate to rush you Chief Henry, but I really have to go.

I have $36 saved from birthday presents.

I have $36 saved from birthday presents.

I have a bump, but it doesn't hurt that much.

I have a friend who has a big problem.

I have a little trick I borrowed from Flo Jo

I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.

I have decided where we're going for our trip.

I have not been to the mall in weeks.

I have real friends,

I have the final say about what goes out on the air. Huh?

I have to go to the bathroom and I don't know which door to go into.

I have to tell him the truth.

I haven't seen him this happy since Mr. Ed was colorized.

I haven't seen Max that depressed since the time

I hear Valley's shaking in their Nikes.

I heard if you don't pass it you can't go on the class trip.

I heard that Dickerson flunked his own kid last year.

I heard you! The answer is no.

I hope he has dork insurance.

I hope he is not like this on a date!

I hope I can handle this, so I have a chance at that scholarship.

I hope I haven't been too rough on you.

I hope I'll be seeing some of you soon.

I hope pigs can swim.

I hope there's a good explanation for this.

I hope you'll sign up and see what you can be in today's Army.

I hope you're right.

I jumped in after my retainer fell out.

I just couldn't believe it when I saw it on the lot.

I just don't want to be judged on my measurements.

I just found our gimmick The Lisa Line.

I just found out about your dad.

I just know the prince is going to pick me.

I just remembered. Picture time. I gotta go.

I just used this to fool you.

I just want her to be happy.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm here

I just wish I could've said goodbye.

I knew he needed a rest when he sent me to detention.

I knew I should have listened to my mother and become a doctor.

I knew that. I'll be right over here.

I knew you'd be back. This is for you.

I knew you'd come through, Zack.

I knew you'd want them.

I knew. I knew it was a mistake to let you come to my school.

I know a hotshot like you will want more of a challenge.

I know exactly what you mean.

I know exactly what you need.

I know how much Rod meant to you and I didn't want to ruin that.

I know I am.

I know it sounds weird, but I'm seeing Kelly's face everywhere.

I know my parents will like you just as much as I do.

I know that.

I know that.

I know what you gave up for the family.

I know what you mean, Jessie

I know you're excited, but try to forget about me.

I know, and you did a fine job.

I know, but fortunately he escaped,

I know, but I'm ready now.

I know, but where on earth are we going to find an alien?

I know, dear.

I know, sir, but he's become too cocky about it.

I know, you're worried about the needles.

I know. But I'm going to have to find some way to hide Billy.

I know. He's still in intensive care.

I know. I wonder whatever happened to that dog?

I learned that I'm part American Indian.

I left my thermometer in the other room, I'll be right back.

I left them by mistake, mistake, mistake.

I like a touch of a familiar hand,

I like it when you shake, Mama.

I like it, Mr. Belding.

I like more active things football, wrestling... Jessie.

I like the Rocky Mountains, too.

I live! Yes!

I lost my job today.

I love cake, but don't you think that's all just a little bit rich?

I love it when you treat me rough.

I love these.

I love this guy.

I love what you've done with your locker, Zack.

I love you guys

I love you too, Zack, but only as a friend.

I love you, Zack.

I love you.

I may as well take poison now.

I may not be a great rafting expert like Rod,

I mean any of these girls would be better.

I mean we're hot but these two are sizzling.

I mean you'd absolutely have to be some kind of major doofus!

I mean, come on, this guy would believe anything.

I mean, don't let this go to your head, Slater,

I mean, gee, too bad.

I mean, he's probably a great guy.

I mean, he's swine.

I mean, hello.

I mean, hey, gimme a break, it's not that old, right?

I mean, I like you.

I mean, I'll go get him. I mean, I'm going now.

I mean, I've got something going.

I mean, if they really knew,

I mean, job well done, son. Keep up the good work.

I mean, Ms. Mama.

I mean, my head is feeling hot.

I mean, one person, to compete.

I mean, Slater.

I mean, sure I can talk. Are you new here?

I mean, who cares about the isosceles triangle anyway?

I mean, you guys are obviously attracted to each other.

I mean, you're our top draw.

I mean, Zack.

I meant with my friends.

I missed most of the movie 'cause of motor mouth down there.

I move we rescind last week's resolution to buy new uniforms.

I need a break.

I need a vacation.

I need my summers off to follow my dreams."

I need them to stay awake and study, okay?

I need them to stay awake to study. I got them today at the drugstore.

I need them, Zack. I have to sing.

I need your help.

I never believed in love at first sight,

I never felt so proud in my life.

I never had a place I could actually call home

I never thought "The Babbler" would believe Screech as an alien.

I not sure, but I'll bet it ruins their date Saturday night.

I only joined to be with you.

I only took the one you pointed to, doofus.

I owe it all to you, Zack.

I owe you an apology, too.

I owe you an apology.

I picked them from Zack's yard.

I pout until Daddy gives it to me.

I promise. Tell me.

I promised Mr. Belding I'd be responsible for the camera.

I quit.

I really enjoyed your presentation in biology yesterday.

I really still sensed it was real.

I really, really like this guy.

I really, really, want to be your girlfriend.

I refuse to allow her to live in my house.

I remember Screech.

I remember when I took your mom to the prom.

I repeat, stall, stall!

I repeat, the Bald Eagle is flying your way.

I saw you with the little girl, and I like your style.

I second that.

I see him a lot more than I want to.

I see Jessie's face everywhere too.

I see we're going to have to work on that tomorrow.

I shall select someone.

I should go to the nurse alone. You wouldn't want to see this.

I should have known better than to go steady with a sexist pig!

I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose.

I started a rumor that you gave Screech that black eye.

I still don't understand why an alien would appear at a school.

I take driving very seriously.

I take that as a yes, Rambette?

I think about him day and night..."

I think Abraham would be proud of you today,

I think he's over here at the toad races, come on.

I think I better play along, Preppie...

I think I can arrange a meeting with you and the alien.

I think I can teach you how to act like an alien.

I think I'm going to cry.

I think I'm going to cry.

I think I'm gonna cry.

I think I'm losing it.

I think I've got some stuff you can take home to read.

I think it should be tighter!

I think it works.

I think it would be good for both of you.

I think it's a great idea to enter a man in the pageant.

I think it's best for both of us if I resign.

I think it's only temporary.

I think it's reverse macho pigism, and I don't like it.

I think it's time for me to finally meet your father.

I think it's time for the alien to return to his planet now.

I think it's time we had a man to man,

I think it's time we used the power of the airwaves.

I think my boyfriend's dating my kid sister.

I think she's taking drugs.

I think that I would ground him.

I think that Zack should get an extension

I think there are more in the stall, stall.

I think they know that already, sir.

I think they like him.

I think we should date other people.

I think we should visit the Hershey Chocolate Factory.

I think we start by taking the old one off, right?

I think when I skinned my knee stealing home in Little League.

I think you look terrific.

I think you should reward the boy,

I think you're about to take a turn for the worse.

I think you're losing it, sir. You're Mr. Belding.

I thought it was 'cause everyone was shooting at each other.

I thought Springsteen was The Boss.

I thought the first time I kissed Zack was the happiest moment of my life.

I thought you said malt.

I thought you said models, not pigs.

I thought you wanted to know all about this man.

I thought you were okay, Slater.

I told you I'd die if anything happened to my Elvis statue.

I told you not to use that stupid car,

I told you, if anyone recognizes you,

I tricked Slater into driving the car.

I tried to lose him. He's pretty quick for an old guy.

I turn 16 next week.

I understand that, but I don't know anything about rafting.

I understand, Zack.

I wanna go back to class!

I want a portrait for Mrs. B.

I want another chance. Please let me back in, sir.

I want it to be great.

I want my mommy.

I want my mommy.

I want the team captains to come forward and shake hands.

I want to go out with you and nobody else.

I want to go to Stanford.

I want to help.

I want to see this Cadet Corps succeed here.

I want you guys to relax, enjoy yourselves

I want you to convince the school board

I want you to go out there, and do your best,

I want you to know that I am very disappointed in you.

I want you to take this money.

I wanted to close that computer deal.

I wanted to get my lizard Oscar in, but I couldn't find a rhyme.

I wanted to marry Christie Brinkley, but it didn't happen.

I was going to the girls' room to comb out my hair.

I was hoping you guys could watch him while I go for my picture.

I was in kindergarten on a finger painting scholarship.

I was in the seat, I'll take the heat.

I was jealous that Slater was gonna get his license before me,

I was looking for Mr. Belding.

I was researching a news story,

I was tired of being treated as a nerd ornament.

I was watching. You got an A.

I was weak, pathetic, and lily livered.

I wasn't the only one, Vern was crying, too.

I wasn't very nice to you.

I will demonstrate his charm.

I will fight no more forever."

I will take you there. I'll carry you on my back.

I will waste any girl who comes near my commanding officer.

I will write a great letter of recommendation for you.

I wish I could tell you.

I wish you hadn't said that.

I wonder if he takes money?

I wonder if that's why my family always calls me "Hey, you."

I wonder if this thing still works.

I wonder what's going on in that body of yours?

I wonder what's under here.

I worked hard for you, Dad.

I would like the person or persons responsible

I would never call one of those.

I would, Miss Simpson.

I would, Mr. Tuttle!

I would've been back in an hour.

I wound up with my tongue stuck to a moving airplane.

I wrote your father a letter and invited him to see me again.

I, uh...

I... uh...

I'd feel the same way if I were in it.

I'd give anything to go white water rafting.

I'd just die if anything happened to it.

I'd kill him.

I'd like that. Where are we going?

I'd like to kick this off the way I used to kick off my old show.

I'd like to know how it was accomplished.

I'd like to speak to Chief Henry. Tell him it's Running Zack.

I'd like you to go and see a friend of mine, after school.

I'd love to help you out, sir,

I'd love to join the Glee Club and hide with you, Violet.

I'd love to, but Todd Winfield's visiting.

I'd rather be short and fat with bad hair.

I'd rather find out what Zack, Screech, and Slater are up to.

I'd rather get the truth from my friends

I'll always be behind you.

I'll always love Kelly.

I'll babysit him. I've raised four salamanders and a toad.

I'll be all the Screech that I can be.

I'll be glad to take you wherever you want to go all of you!

I'll be right there behind you,

I'll be there.

I'll bet him against all your chips.

I'll call you.

I'll carry Billy home for you.

I'll do anything to help.

I'll do the jokes.

I'll even throw in season tickets for the Lakers.

I'll get 'em. It's okay. It's okay.

I'll get the keys out of the car for you.

I'll go and talk to Melvin right now.

I'll go easy on you.

I'll go look for him.

I'll go tell her, sir. Bye.

I'll go when with you when worms have ears.

I'll go with you, I love animals.

I'll have an A also, Rod.

I'll have to let you know later.

I'll have you singing like you've never sung before.

I'll help you find one.

I'll help you study.

I'll just have Screech relieve you, okay?

I'll just leave this note on his desk.

I'll just put it over here. Zack Morris, huh?

I'll just study your every move from over here.

I'll leave a trail of breadcrumbs so you can find me, eh?

I'll let everyone down. I'm so confused.

I'll let you go on that ski trip, after all.

I'll let you know when we're on the slopes.

I'll look through this material. Fascinating stuff.

I'll make time for him. Yeah, thanks a lot.

I'll meet him anywhere he wants. It doesn't matter to me.

I'll need my glasses.

I'll never forget our class trip, it was the greatest ever.

I'll never wash these lips again.

I'll never win the beauty pageant now.

I'll pray for help.

I'll rehearse and then I'll study afterwards.

I'll see a sign.

I'll see you at the track meet tomorrow.

I'll see you on the bus.

I'll see your 10,

I'll sell my body to science.

I'll take the blame.

I'll take the blame.

I'll tell everyone you're behind the Teen Line.

I'll tell her. Thanks.

I'll tell you how Whispering Wind helped save your people.

I'll tell you what you can do, you can buy me a car.

I'll watch him for you when I get back from my wrestling pictures.

I'll worry about that later.

I'm a Zack Morris.

I'm AC Slater, and I've got something to say.

I'm afraid my arms can't take anymore of your big plans, sir.

I'm always prepared. Chill out.

I'm assisting her with the physicals.

I'm assured of the deal.

I'm beginning to love the Army!

I'm being fitted for wings.

I'm calling for a friend of mine.

I'm coming!

I'm drinking coffee to stay awake. I've been up half the night

I'm drowning and nobody cares!

I'm giving a concert for my mama at the Pearly Gates.

I'm giving you 48 hours to shape up...

I'm glad, son. Boy do we need you.

I'm going to take one myself to demonstrate to all of you

I'm gonna ace that test no matter what it takes.

I'm gonna ask him to chaperone the ski trip.

I'm gonna be the most talked about guy on Tiger Radio.

I'm gonna do nothing but kick back and look at beautiful scenery.

I'm gonna drive my father's Porsche when I turn 16.

I'm gonna get Zack the toughest tutor money can buy,

I'm gonna have to sell my parents' house again.

I'm gonna save it for the raft.

I'm gonna save it for the raft.

I'm gonna stay and help.

I'm gonna tell Belding everything,

I'm gonna tell Dad!

I'm here to investigate an alien sighting.

I'm here!

I'm in love with the new school nurse.

I'm in love with your sister, Kelly.

I'm in, Preppie.

I'm in. What do you have?

I'm invoking the five minute rule.

I'm just here in your dream.

I'm just playing principal. I didn't press the button.

I'm just so excited to be taking this French quiz today. Wa ah!

I'm just so glad my Samuel has a friend as trustworthy as you.

I'm just sorry things aren't going to work between you and

I'm just sorry you lost your girlfriend.

I'm Lieutenant Thompson, Special Agent, UFO Division.

I'm looking for a Zack Morris.

I'm new on the job, Mr. Belding. I have to check out everything.

I'm no fool.

I'm not a babe.

I'm not entering a man. I'm entering Screech.

I'm not finished.

I'm not going to the prom.

I'm not going to the prom.

I'm not gonna drown this time.

I'm not really an alien, Lieutenant.

I'm not running.

I'm not Screech. I'm "Zorch."

I'm not the one who lost him. It was Tweedle Dee

I'm off, Dad. Gotta get a head start in partying.

I'm okay now. But take it from me,

I'm on a very tight schedule, Mr. Belden Buh Burding.

I'm outta here.

I'm ready.

I'm seeing a whole new you.

I'm serious, you gotta take Driver's Ed seriously,

I'm shaving my body hair so I'll swim faster.

I'm singing live, if you'll pardon the expression.

I'm so glad we broke up.

I'm so lucky to have you point that out to me everyday.

I'm so nervous my make up is cracking.

I'm so..

I'm sorry about what happened.

I'm sorry but this contest is only for women.

I'm sorry for the things I said to you.

I'm sorry I let you guys down.

I'm sorry I ruined your night.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

I'm sorry, I had to heckle you.

I'm sorry, Kelly, I thought I'd lose you to Slater.

I'm sorry, Kelly.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry, Mr. Tuttle, but I'm quitting the Glee Club.

I'm sorry, no project, no track meet.

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong Lisa.

I'm sorry, you must have the wrong Lisa.

I'm sorry, young lady, I think you need glasses.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. See, this picture is all I could find.

I'm sorry. See, this picture is all I could find.

I'm still on the team, aren't I, sir?

I'm supposed to dump you.

I'm sure there's a compromise somewhere,

I'm taking my son fishing. Yeah.

I'm taking the alien in for tests.

I'm telling you first because I know you'll help

I'm The Big Bopper,

I'm the one who didn't listen.

I'm the school gossip, and the public has a right to know.

I'm tired of covering for you.

I'm tired of pretending I'm one of you ugly humans all these years.

I'm tired, too.

I'm trying my best.

I'm working undercover.

I'm worried about you. Give me the pills.

I'm Zack,

I've always loved that poem.

I've been replaced by a nerd.

I've been waiting for this day, Morris.

I've done it, Mama, it's the greatest thrill you've ever had.

I've given Cadet Morris the responsibility

I've given this a lot of thought

I've got a date with Robocop's kid sister.

I've got a Ding Dong in my gym bag.

I've got a real problem.

I've got news for you. This is one beauty pageant

I've got our entire evening planned for Saturday.

I've got seven months to find an old junker and fix it up too.

I've got to drop this doctor's note off at Mr. Belding's office.

I've got to find Kelly.

I've got to finish my family tree presentation for class, tomorrow.

I've got to hand it to you, Preppie.

I've got to learn that it's okay if I'm not the best at everything.

I've got videotapes of every beauty pageant

I've gotta be strong.

I've had it with this hearing aid!

I've had plenty of experience dealing with sick people.

I've heard it's really exciting, like a spike in volleyball.

I've heard that mouth before.

I've looked up to you.

I've lost to a teenage mutant dork?

I've missed two days of wrestling

I've never realized how much fun movies could be

If a guy is going to win this pageant,

If a teacher doesn't show up within five minutes of the bell,

If he doesn't finish his project by Friday, he gets an F.

If he promised to work really, really hard after he got back?

If he would've stuck with those wimps.

If he's an alien, I'm from Mars.

If I eat them will I get warts?

If I flunk geometry, that's probably where I'll wind up.

If I give you the dog now, then Spano splits.

If I have to go to heaven, can Zack come with me?

If I really wanted to make you blush, I'd call you

If I'm not back before the end of your class,

If it means you're drowning, count me in.

If it will make you feel any better, I got a C in geometry, too.

If it'll make you feel better, I'll talk to him.

If it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?

If needed to be nagged, I'd call your wife.

If she likes the guy, she should ask him out.

If that's how you feel, okay.

If the greedy, deceitful, irresponsible

If the hospital lets him out on time.

If you choose me, there's no way Miss Bayside

If you do a little something for me.

If you don't let Screech in, you're discriminating against men.

If you don't pass this class, Kimosabe,

If you join the Corps, you can beat up anybody you want,

If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait till you see me in a wet T shirt.

If you want something bad enough, find a way to make it happen.

If you were my son, I'd let you go skiing.

If you would have bet a dollar, you could have won a prize.

If you'll excuse me, the school has a problem,

If you're ever on top of a human pyramid,

If you're on the payroll,

If you've got something to say, then say it.

If your head swells any more, they're gonna have to drain it.

If your team wins, I'll let you out of the Corps.

If your team wins, you're out of the Corps.

Imagine, sitting under the stars

Immediately for some chips and dip?

In a young kind of way.

In fact, here's one of our latest cheers.

In fact, take it. Free me of this burden.

In my day, a class would respond

In our war against sexism.

In Science, History, English and Math.

In the Cadet Corps, we initiate students into the Army way of life.

In the meantime, hit those books because if you don't pass your midterms

In the Miss Bayside Pageant?"

In the United States Army, women are second to none

In the world today, why not have a pageant that makes you feel good?

In three days and be ready for the track meet on Friday.

Infant care is a big part of your grade this term.

Insect Club, you go in five minutes, so stop bugging me.

Instead of taking history, let's make some history.

Interesting shot, yeah.

Interview? Oh, right, right.

Is an athletic competition.

Is because we were a completely different Glee Club.

Is equal to the sums of the square of the other two sides, baby!

Is flying in to have dinner with M E, me!

Is it more important than your family?

Is it possible that he likes someone else?

Is knowing I can trust you with the house.

Is like having snap and crackle without the pop.

Is limited to who won the election on "Sesame Street."

Is our annual Bayside Prom, and I want it to be our best ever.

Is part of what our assignment is all about,

Is restrictive and possessive.

Is show up with him at the party.

Is something wrong?

Is that a yes?

Is that an XR7000?

Is that one of those things where the words rhyme?

Is that the zombie?

Is that true, Zack?

Is that we'd like to have a carnival to make money for our ski trip.

Is that what you want?

Is that what you're gonna tell the kids?

Is that why you told my mother she looks like Candice Bergen?

Is that you, Screech?

Is the answer yes?

Is the arr rr en français.

Is the Bayside/Valley chess championship.

Is the left hand at 10:00,

Is there a sexist point to your question?

Is there anything I can do for you?

Is there someone else you want to go out with?

Is this on the level here? Are you for real?

Is this the boy who got you all shook up, uh huh?

Is this the only way I can get through to you?

Is to get behind the wheel. Now, who wants to be first?

Isn't it wonderful you're still friends with him after all this time?

Isn't that great? Slater knows how to drive.

Isn't that surrendering?

It all began with a boy and a dream.

It all sounds great, sir.

It brings a big smile to my face..."

It doesn't matter. The rules don't say anything

It has "I hate Jessie" spelled out in anchovies.

It is not a beauty contest anymore.

It isn't fair for the whole class to suffer.

It looks like the end of a student tradition

It looks like Tiger Radio is ready to roar!

It makes a statement.

It means you're a hypocrite! Talking me out of the pageant,

It must be instantaneous translation.

It needs space if it's gonna grow into a tree,

It says here they may be habit forming.

It was 20. Shut up.

It was a great idea about dating other people, Zack.

It was an accident, Mom. I'm sorry.

It was an accident.

It was just me, sir. No one else.

It was me.

It was one smoking music machine.

It was so dark, and we were scared.

It was Valley, sir, they spiked our Ovaltine.

It was Zack! He made sure Belding would catch you in the car.

It was, Bayside 5, Valley 4.

It wasn't his fault.

It wasn't your fault, Violet.

It wasn't your fault? Yeah, right!

It wasn't? Yeah, right!

It wasn't? Yeah, right!

It worked when my mother said it to me, all right?

It would be ruined if I went with someone else.

It would just be too painful seeing you in Glee Club.

It would just be too painful.

It would only be a sport if the bull had a sword, too.

It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you, Preppie.

It'd give us something to listen to besides teachers.

It'll be a trip we'll never forget, Jessie.

It'll be easy to convince Mr. Thompson you're from space.

It'll be sadder than the end of "E.T."

It'll ease her pain.

It's "The Screecher" again.

It's a brand new model, very sensitive.

It's a dirty rotten job, but someone's got to do it.

It's a dream come true.

It's a little Air Force humor.

It's a little tight. I think I have my pantyhose on backwards.

It's a long, wet story.

It's a surprise.

It's about Kelly and me.

It's amazing. Lisa and Dear Donna always give the same advice.

It's an honor to be here to help you guys...

It's been almost five minutes since the bell rang.

It's blue with pink stripes, okay?

It's clear you're going to make Bayside proud at the All City Sing.

It's evening, the candles are lit and you're with the one you love.

It's exactly the car I wanted.

It's going to be me!

It's hard sometimes, Zack.

It's hard to believe you're even brothers.

It's important not to lose your head.

It's Jessie. She's got the hots for Slater.

It's just a shame you weren't born a man.

It's just geometry makes me feel so stupid. I'm so depressed.

It's just that if Belding hadn't shown up,

It's just that this guy asked her out

It's Kelly.

It's kind of like a second home.

It's kind of like a second home.

It's kind of neat. Except when this big guy

It's like choosing between two great pieces of chocolate.

It's like I say, when elephants fight only the grass suffers.

It's my first day. I'm Jennifer, and I'm late.

It's my house too, you can't lock me out

It's my own fault. I'm always taking on too much.

It's my wife. Listen to how we communicate.

It's nice to know that when I need you, I can count on you.

It's not a dump, Al, it's a very nice place.

It's not enough for you to be Homecoming Queen,

It's not everyday you get to see the California Glee Club.

It's not just some stewardess, this is Inga.

It's not like he's ever gonna remember most of this stuff

It's okay, Mr. Belding. At your age, that's normal.

It's okay.

It's one of those trashy papers that makes up their own news.

It's only fair.

It's perfect for my family tree presentation.

It's pretend.

It's rather warm in here, don't you think?

It's Richard, Rodney.

It's right here.

It's scary how quickly I'm developing, sir.

It's Slater.

It's so awful. I don't know where to start.

It's the first time I ever lied to my father.

It's the latest thing in dweeb defense.

It's the star of "Married With Children,"

It's time for... Bel ba ba bel, da ding, da ding, ding,

It's time to snatch me up before I'm taken.

It's to make a left turn.

It's trashy, tacky, tasteless... it's Geraldo.

It's where a person blocks out a painful memory.

It's your new name. You run, you're Zack, it works!

It's...

Jealous? Who's jealous? Go ahead, marry him.

Jeannie Tyler, you're up first.

Jennifer, maybe I better be leaving now.

Jennifer, there's something I have to tell you.

Jennifer? Is that you?

Jessie and Slater? Nah, they're a couple of ice cubes compared to...

Jessie does have a point.

Jessie had four fathers?

Jessie said Zack's going out with Nicki,

Jessie, about our date Saturday night?

Jessie, are you okay?

Jessie, C.

Jessie, can you please tell me what's going on here?

Jessie, don't be scared.

Jessie, hey, I'll sit next to you,

Jessie, hey, just calm down.

Jessie, I already took that picture this morning. You were great.

Jessie, I'm wiped. We've been at this for four hours now.

Jessie, if I let this...

Jessie, it's time you stopped bullying poor, defenseless Slater

Jessie, it's up to you. You've got to take over.

Jessie, Jessie.

Jessie, Kelly, Butch, and Rocco are with me on the Blue Team.

Jessie, let's hear from you next.

Jessie, put the books away. The test isn't until Friday.

Jessie, remember? Lisa's bringing your costume.

Jessie, the recording company loves our video!

Jessie, these are a lot stronger than coffee.

Jessie, was Archduke Francis Ferdinand assassinated at Sarajevo?

Jessie, what are you doing dressed like that?

Jessie, what are you doing here?

Jessie, why don't you be a woman and cook?

Jessie, you got them all right. Who told you you needed glasses?

Jessie, you had nothing to do with it.

Jessie, you haven't even taken the midterm yet.

Jessie, you might not be the only one

Jessie, you're up next.

Jessie?

Jessie?

Jessie? Perhaps you could tell us a bit more.

Just a bunch of worms with ears.

Just a Coke. I'm not really hungry.

Just a minute. Yeah.

Just be careful with it.

Just be honest with Kelly.

Just before the alien appeared

Just call me Mel.

Just depends on where I'm standing.

Just do it.

Just enough to destroy you with Kelly forever.

Just for insurance, I asked Max to show you a few tricks.

Just get the dog so I can lose Mr. Toxic Waste.

Just go to the movies with me Friday night,

Just keep going! Don't even think. You got it! You got it!

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

Just look at these grades: A, A, A, A, A...

Just remember, I'm gonna be watching you guys.

Just sit over there, and pay attention.

Just sit.

Just think of what you can do with your share.

Just wait till you hear Kelly sing.

Just watch me bring it home.

Keep Alert? What are these for?

Keep everybody else's spirits up

Keep those pledges coming. Let's keep them coming.

Keep your money. It wasn't a fair fight.

Kelly are you all right?

Kelly cannot choose a date for the prom.

Kelly had nothing to do with this.

Kelly Kapowski, man!

Kelly sure picked a great time to break her arm. Yes, she did.

Kelly, "What do you think we can do

Kelly, B+.

Kelly, can we talk?

Kelly, do you realize we've been going steady for 68 days,

Kelly, get out of the car! No, Kelly!

Kelly, get real. He's been in love with you for years.

Kelly, he's gone.

Kelly, how would you feel if she and Zack were "just friends"

Kelly, I can't let you do that, honey.

Kelly, I gave you that money last week for the prom.

Kelly, I got you a present.

Kelly, I know how much you really wanted to go to the prom tonight.

Kelly, I've always admired your handwriting.

Kelly, I've been jealous,

Kelly, I've never felt this way about a girl before, and

Kelly, it's time to choose one of these bimbos.

Kelly, Lisa, go spread the word. Screech's house, 7:00.

Kelly, show some more enthusiasm.

Kelly, there's not another student in school that I'm interested in.

Kelly, there's something I have to tell you.

Kelly, um... why don't you sit down, honey?

Kelly, we can't wait any longer. We've come for your answer.

Kelly, we're human beings, not sex objects.

Kelly, why don't you, Lisa and I form a picket line?

Kelly, you didn't give me the pills.

Kelly, you wrecked the car?

Kelly, your baby brother is adorable.

Kelly! I know he asked you to go with him.

Kelly! No good night kiss?!

Kelly.

Kelly...

Kelly...

Kelly's gonna be really upset when she hears about this.

Kelly's our head cheerleader.

Kenny Leonard Kapowski, in one burp.

Kevin, you're all dressed up.

Kevin!

Kicking each other's butts.

Kids love horseplay.

Kids, line up. We're on.

Killer bees in your pantyhose again?

Kind of like your nerd in shining armor.

Kiss? Why don't you wait in here? Go, go, go.

KKTY FM, Tiger Radio!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, The Max presents...

Ladies, ladies, you guys are awesome.

Ladies, your choice.

Last time you had a big idea,

Laugh now, loser. None of this is on the test.

Left face!

Left, left, left, right, left.

Left, left, left, right, left.

Left, left, left, right, left. Left...

Let Belding know we're united against him.

Let me bring you to the recording company and you can sing for them.

Let me explain.

Let me get this straight you're a lieutenant in the Air Force?

Let me get this straight, Lieutenant,

Let me have the credit card.

Let me have the water gun.

Let me see here. Hmm...

Let me see that.

Let me see those ears, mister.

Let me see those.

Let me sleep on it, okay? 'Night!

Let me tell you, that's not a dream, that's your life.

Let me tell you, these beautiful hazel eyes are late for geometry.

Let the games begin!

Let Uncle Slater kiss it better.

Let's celebrate. Burgers and shakes all around.

Let's check out the old scoreboard, huh?

Let's decide where we want to go.

Let's do it.

Let's face it, we should never have listened to Mr. Belding.

Let's focus, fellas and females.

Let's get "lover boy" in here,

Let's get married and have lots of children!

Let's get on to parallel lines.

Let's get out of here! Come on, come on.

Let's go tell Mr. Belding the truth.

Let's go to Las Vegas.

Let's go to the Hostess Museum, I hear they have a great Ding Dong exhibit.

Let's go. Come on, everybody.

Let's hear it for Mr. Belding.

Let's hear you sing a scale.

Let's hope he shows up at the finish line tomorrow.

Let's just hear what you've got.

Let's keep The Max alive!

Let's pretend this is the real thing.

Let's put it in here.

Let's put our heads together.

Let's see if anyone calls.

Let's see if her inner person

Let's see if we can move meaningfully.

Let's see this.

Let's see what kind of heat the old man has left in his arm.

Let's start our engines of curiosity.

Lieutenant, I think you're wasting your time here at Bayside.

Life is a lot less stressful when you're dead.

Lighten up, Z person.

Like making sure he grows up in a nuclear free environment.

Like that are worth big money.

Like the kind you get when you hit your head in an accident.

Like you had nothing to do with it.

Like you said, Lieutenant, "aliens never travel alone."

Like, for sure!

Lisa "Flo Jo" Turtle!

Lisa and Jessie had the baby in Home Ec and were supposed to

Lisa is the quickest girl on two feet.

Lisa solved everyone's problems.

Lisa, are you sure I have to dress like this?

Lisa, B+.

Lisa, can you ever forgive me? I'm so ashamed.

Lisa, could I have some of your milk?

Lisa, I can't go to the mall with you.

Lisa, I can't live with what my ancestors did to you.

Lisa, I can't swim.

Lisa, I cannot wait to pick out my dress. It's my first formal.

Lisa, I didn't want you to see me this way until our honeymoon.

Lisa, is there anything we can do for you?

Lisa, Jessie, I need to talk to you both, now!

Lisa, leave him alone I think they make a cute couple.

Lisa, let me buy you a soda to make up for my ancestors.

Lisa, Lisa.

Lisa, Louise.

Lisa, we promised not to tell.

Lisa, what are you doing?

Lisa, what's a girl to do?

Lisa, why don't I carry your books to the pep rally?

Lisa, why don't you sit next to him and give the date a chance?

Lisa, you are one lucky girl.

Lisa, you were great in the 100 yard dash.

Lisa, you're looking lovelier than ever today.

Lisa's got a cold and I am not going to allow

Lisa's the name, shopping's the game.

Listen the only thing "alien" to Zack Morris is good behavior.

Listen to the message on Kelly's answering machine

Listen up, everybody,

Listen, I got a great deal for you.

Listen, I'll give you my answer in the morning, okay?

Listen, Preppie, this baby's gonna look great

Listen, we'll get through this.

Little Egg to Big Egg, the Bald Eagle is flying your way.

Long enough to witness your little dweeb dance.

Look at Screech.

Look at that.

Look at the mountains and the trees.

Look at the picture of this Indian.

Look at this, my ancestor's picture is in this old history book.

Look guys, why don't we all chip in and buy a new camera?

Look like little mothers.

Look what happens when you stop pumping iron for one day.

Look what's in this old school newspaper from 1968.

Look who just dropped in.

Look, all we need is one good singer.

Look, guys, I think we need him desperately.

Look, guys, we can't give up.

Look, I broke my gavel.

Look, I don't like school physicals, okay?

Look, I wanna date other girls.

Look, I want to go to Stanford,

Look, I'm bummed out, all right?

Look, I'm bummed out, all right?

Look, I'm sure that Miss Wentworth will be a little more reasonable,

Look, I'm the one running the Teen Line,

Look, I've already got the first two days planned.

Look, I've got a problem.

Look, Jessie told me that Kelly's father lost his job

Look, Jessie, I can't tell you.

Look, Jessie, if you're worried about that test,

Look, just trust me. This will work, okay?

Look, Kelly is really upset.

Look, Kelly, I've been acting crazy recently,

Look, Kelly's a great girl

Look, maybe you should come back another time.

Look, maybe you should come back another time.

Look, Nicki, I got to tell you something.

Look, Slater, we just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Look, there are lots of other good colleges.

Look, there's the zombie.

Look, this is the real thing.

Look, whatever you do, don't go "oui, oui," okay?

Look, will you relax?

Look, you've been on my case for the last couple of weeks.

Look. Now we just need a gimmick.

Look...

Looks like I missed the little guy, too.

Looks like my Aunt Hannah,

Looks like the King is dead...

Looks like they were making out to me.

Looks like you've been working out, Cadet Screech.

Louise, the Army's a good place for a girl like you.

Love is in the air, and you'll never guess

Lovely couple! Only in America.

Lovely, Miss Turtle.

Madonna's the new school nurse?

Magic Johnson.

Make sure he sits right in front of the stage.

Make sure someone's on the bottom.

Make that check payable to Zachary

Make that gum history.

Man, am I in trouble.

Man, what does that jerk want now?

Man, you're gonna have to grease the doorway to get home, Alan.

Maria... Maria Tortilla.

Maxwell, are these two harassing you?

May I have your permission to go see the nurse?

Maybe he should care more about teaching

Maybe he wants to take English as a second language.

Maybe he's hungry or something.

Maybe he's thirsty.

Maybe I should take your temperature.

Maybe I wasn't clear. On your feet!

Maybe I will! Goodbye!

Maybe next time, you should pick on a wimp your own size.

Maybe she went home. She said she had a headache.

Maybe someday I'll have a kid and I won't mind if he's just like you.

Maybe something in yellow to match Zack's hair.

Maybe that bump on your head affected your memory.

Maybe there is something you can do.

Maybe they don't want you back.

Maybe we can have our guys' night out next week.

Maybe we put too much pressure on you to sing.

Maybe we're being overcritical

Maybe you better go home to snuggle bunny.

Maybe you can find someone who needs these.

Maybe you're jealous of your own brother.

Maybe you're right, I have been narrow minded and prejudiced.

Maybe you're right, Mr... Belding.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe your blow dryer blew your brains out.

Maybe? Huh! Hey, get rid of her.

Maybe.

Maybe. But we got the better Belding.

Maybe. You interested?

Maybe... pick you up at 7:00?

Me hungry!

Me mean!

Me too.

Me too.

Me, too.

Me?

Me?

Me? How can you blame me?

Me? In front of the group, all by myself?

Me? You took the wrong baby.

Mean anything to you?

Meathead? Skinny lips?

Medium rare.

Meet me after school? We have lots of catching up to do.

Men don't need women, women need men, it's in their genes.

Men, it's important that we stick together during times like these.

Men! Especially Zack Morris!

Mighty fine brains.

Mille grazie, Screech.

Mind your own business, bull killer.

Mind your own business!

Miss High School California!

Miss J knows all about it.

Miss J made the same promise.

Miss Kapowski, would you take us back to the world of poetry?

Miss Kapowski's poem wasn't that bad.

Miss Simpson, I'm not feeling very well.

Miss Simpson, you heard us?

Miss Simpson!

Miss Turtle, I suggest you either study harder,

Miss Turtle, what's the first thing we do when we get behind the wheel?

Miss Turtle?

Miss Wentworth.

Miss...ter Samuel Powers.

Mm hmm.

Mmm I don't think so.

Mmm, actually 106.

Mmm, this lemon soup is delicious.

Mom told me that you're really excited about the prom.

Mom will be so proud.

Mom, hurry up! Dad's freaking out!

Mom! Hi.

Mom... Dad.

Mom's packing three pairs of long johns...

Mommy almost left without saying goodbye.

Money? How can you think of money

Monsieur Morris, something you wish to share with the class?

Morning, class,

Morning, everybody!

Morning, my love.

Morris. Time's up.

Most of us already do.

Most of us.

Move it or lose it.

Move it to the left! Move it to the right!

Move it, move it, move it. All right!

Move your tushy.

Mr. B, in her warped little mind,

Mr. Belding wants to meet my dad.

Mr. Belding, could we switch sticks? Mine doesn't feel right.

Mr. Belding, don't be mad at Rod, he's a great teacher.

Mr. Belding, I can get you a better lease on these computers.

Mr. Belding, I've taken all the yearbook pictures.

Mr. Belding, is it true that Bayside had a radio station?

Mr. Belding, it's a great chance to really find out what we're made of.

Mr. Belding, The Max is very important to us.

Mr. Belding, the only strange thing in this office is you.

Mr. Belding, there's no way I can get through all this stuff

Mr. Belding, this is Mr. Tuttle.

Mr. Belding, this is my father.

Mr. Belding, we'd like to talk to you about the class trip.

Mr. Belding, what are we gonna do?

Mr. Belding, what are you doing here?

Mr. Belding, what are you doing here?

Mr. Belding, would you please

Mr. Belding, you're too kind.

Mr. Belding, your brother is the best teacher I've ever had.

Mr. Belding, Zack has to learn responsibility.

Mr. Belding?

Mr. Belding?

Mr. Belding? Aw...

Mr. Dewey got squashed by a gladiator?

Mr. Dickerson, I don't want to miss the review,

Mr. Morris, B+.

Mr. Morris, I think you're overreacting.

Mr. Morris, I wanted to speak to you

Mr. Morris, your son's grades are down.

Mr. Rod, sir, I have a real problem.

Mr. Screech, will you honor us with your verse?

Mr. Slater, my brain salutes you!

Mr. Thompson, I wouldn't get too close.

Mr. Thompson, that's him.

Mr. Thompson?

Mr. Tuttle and I have come up with a plan...

Mr. Tuttle, can I see you?

Mr. Tuttle, can I try now?

Mr. Tuttle, I was wrong. I'm sorry.

Mr. Tuttle, sir, the correct driving position

Mr. Tuttle, Violet's not here.

Mrs. Bickerstaff, has anyone ever told you

Mrs. Bickerstaff, where are you going?

Mrs. Bickerstaff?

Mrs. Hatcher, can I take the yearbook pictures now?

Mrs. Powers, I hope you and Mr. Powers

Mrs. Zack Morris.

My my friend's grades are kind of below average.

My my mother always comes to school.

My ancestors shipped black people. Slaves, okay?

My ancestors were seafaring people.

My ancestors? Adam and Eve.

My baby brother. Come on guys, where's Billy?

My brothers see who can burp the loudest.

My cat won't even go near Screech when he has a fish in his pocket.

My costs have gone sky high, and I had to cutback.

My dad taught me how to drive on an Army base.

My dad?!

My family calls this Underground Railroad the original "Soul Train."

My father? Wait a second, sir.

My favorite TV lowlife Al Bundy.

My feet never touched the floor.

My feet were on top of your mother's feet all night.

My friends let me down.

My girl's upset with me 'cause she thinks I'm not smart like her.

My girls are singing tonight.

My goal in life is to blend in.

My goodness.

My gosh, I'm losing it.

My great grandfather was brave too. He was a bullfighter.

My great great great great grandfather

My hands? What about my hands?

My heart is sad.

My heart says A, but my head says C+.

My life is a nightmare. We've gotta get out of bowling,

My little man is all grown up.

My mom said she'd die if anything ever happened to it.

My mom's gonna kill me.

My mom's taking me to the doctor tomorrow for counseling.

My name is Running Zack.

My parents forbid me to go out with you anymore.

My parents got snowed in at the ski lodge.

My people have no food.

My people were forced off their land

My poem is called: "That Special Someone."

My school will be a happy school by noon tomorrow, or else.

My smile is better than your golf score.

My whole reputation is at stake.

My wife sent them. She's caved in, boys.

My wife's here?

My youngest brother can say his full name,

My, they make these dolls lifelike don't they?

N O, no.

Nah, he stole it from me.

Nah, that was Mancusos.

Naturally, there's discipline, hard work involved.

Neither did I. Would you like to be?

Neither is telling a bunch of kids you're from a newspaper.

Nerdly? I love him already.

Nerdstrom, listen to me you better get me that dog, or else.

Nerdstrom's gonna regret the day he met Zack Morris.

Never mind. Slater, report for your physical.

Never.

Never.

Next a different look for this year's competition

Next time bring me.

Next time go to the movies with Matt Dillon.

Next up is Jeannie Tyler.

Next, Kelly Kapowski.

Next, Lisa Turtle.

Next, please.

Next, Samuel Powers,

Next!

Next!

Nice shot. Come on, let's go, let's go.

Nice signs.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Morris.

Nice work, Morris.

Nice.

Nicki and I finally have something we can share.

Nicki, I'm begging you. Please go now.

Nicki?

Nicki? Oh, what about her?

Nicki's got a crush on me, and Kelly's on the other line

Nine seconds!

Nine seconds?

Nine, eight, seven, six

No comprende, señor.

No father, no ski trip.

No harm in trying.

No it isn't, bullfighting's a sport.

No matter how hard you try, you'll never forget me.

No one has passed it in three years.

No one will. Then he'll say he's very disappointed in us,

No other teacher ever cared so much about us.

No smiling, no blinking

No sweat. I have a can of root beer, too.

No thanks, I'm not thirsty.

No time. There's never any time.

No way. My head would never fit in the cup.

No, 1,700 more.

No, better.

No, but thank goodness you're here, this dink is frying my brain.

No, dummy. We have big ideas.

No, he said, "Zack." I am totally amazed.

No, he's my responsibility. We've had French class together.

No, I don't want to go out with her exclusively.

No, I don't. I think beauty should be appreciated

No, I just bought a car!

No, I just want you to remember what it was like to be a kid,

No, I mean one week away from everything

No, I think I'll tell him I have an idiot for a friend.

No, I'm giving you whatever grade you think you deserve.

No, I'm gonna use the old Screech charm.

No, I'm still dead.

No, it's not okay.

No, Lisa. This is the first time the pageant hasn't been a mockery.

No, Mr. Dewey, I aced it, I know it. I really studied.

No, my Moosie's gonna read me some more of his poetry.

No, Nicki, you've gotten some bad advice.

No, no matter what you do to me, you won't break me. I won't talk.

No, no, altos then sopranos!

No, no, no. Please get someone else.

No, no. I just meant I wish I did.

No, really, he is!

No, Screech, a senior classman.

No, see, I have to finish this project,

No, she doesn't get a vote!

No, she doesn't want to break his heart.

No, she wouldn't. I bet Jessie would be proud

No, sir, you're the one who's not the same.

No, sir. Driver's Ed is an important class,

No, Slater. He won the dog fair and square.

No, Slater. You let yourself down.

No, thank you.

No, that's his mother in law, his "mombie."

No, the best principal in the history of principalism.

No, this I cannot do, for he hath gone to a better place.

No, UCLA.

No, wait, not so fast, Preppie.

No, wait! Kelly, this whole thing was my fault.

No, you don't have to apologize for anything.

No, you guys are irresponsible!

No, you nitwit. I'm bringing my tape recorder.

No, you pinhead. I just don't want anybody to know he's in here.

No, you'd feel ridiculous competing against Screech.

No, you're alive.

No, Zack, you're nuts.

No! I mean, yes.

No! You lost Hound Dog!

No?! You're failing, and when the principal meets your dad,

No.

No.

No.

No. Bayside has been chosen to host a pilot program

No. I found what Belding was hiding.

No. I'll pick you up at 7:00.

No. My dad lost his job and we need the money.

No. Oh!

No. There are only five pieces left and I want to take them home.

Nombre?

None of us are leaving this floor until we find my baby!

None of us can drive until we're 16 anyway.

None of us have enough money for a car.

None of us would have to miss our yearbook pictures, that's it.

Nope. It's not me and Kelly.

Not a chef, you idiot. A chief!

Not all about him. Just enough for a three minute speech.

Not as much as I do.

Not at all. What do you want to tell me?

Not before I get my kiss.

Not exactly.

Not exactly.

Not exactly. You know, I'm still narrowing it down.

Not good. Coach Neely was really mad you didn't show up.

Not if Nicki has anything to say about it.

Not if you win.

Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!

Not Kevin. You, you doofus.

Not like my husband.

Not me, either.

Not me, I'm in perfect health!

Not me. That's my boy.

Not now, Zack I've got a girl on the phone

Not the test, the trip.

Not to close down The Max.

Not to mention the kids.

Not with me, she wants to be alone with you.

Not worthy of my uniform.

Not yet. But I'm sure he'll understand.

Nothing much, except that the Miss Bayside has become a real contest

Nothing to it!

Nothing, sir. Maxwell's nerd alarm

Nothing. I just came to tell you

Nothing. That's why you're not in there.

Now

Now about that $10,000 check...

Now can we go to sleep now?

Now drop the protest, and that's final.

Now everyone, do and say just like Zackie.

Now for the big news.

Now get out of my house!

Now girls, pay close attention.

Now groove to this groove.

Now here's his formula, diapers, baby wipes,

Now here's Jessie Spano, my favorite quick chick!

Now I know and I'm proud.

Now I know and I'm proud.

Now I know it's late, and everyone's tired,

Now I know what happened to Screech.

Now I know what I've been missing with lame lips here.

Now I see know why Zack turned out like this.

Now I'd like to introduce the man whose idea this was,

Now I'll never be beauty queen.

Now I'm backing a better contestant.

Now if I don't come up with something quick,

Now if you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna kick your butt.

Now is there anything else I could do for you?

Now just a petite review before the quiz.

Now just stand over there. It'll make it a more interesting

Now like you, Running Zack, your people ran too.

Now look, I used to move around a lot.

Now men

Now pack up your stuff and let's go.

Now remember, it's very important to support your baby's head.

Now she has wings,

Now she is a butterfly.

Now son, this is your first day of school,

Now students, we will soon begin

Now take a breath go for it.

Now tell me, have you seen the alien more than once?

Now that could hurt baby.

Now that I like.

Now that Jessie and Kelly are in.

Now that Kelly's out of the pageant, I'm throwing my support to you.

Now that Kelly's picked Zack,

Now that Slater's entered, I don't stand a chance.

Now that the Glee Club is in the competition,

Now that's inner beauty.

Now that's something to sing about.

Now to calm any fears you may have about taking these shots,

Now to calm any fears you may have about taking these shots,

Now today we are going to create

Now we just got to cover him with a new one.

Now we're rolling. Let's hit that obstacle course.

Now welcome the captain of the track team

Now what kind of food is your committee serving, Alan?

Now what were you saying, son?

Now who hit me in the head with the clay?

Now why'd you want me to come over?

Now you can go to the prom with him.

Now you got me saying it.

Now you just need someone to babysit Screech.

Now you know why I dumped the babe.

Now you're leaving for college to play the field, huh?

Now, before we continue our assembly,

Now, can you pass someone over a double yellow line?

Now, Elvis, don't be cruel.

Now, for the first time,

Now, group together.

Now, I want you boys to have fun.

Now, I'd like to introduce to you Lieutenant Chet Adams.

Now, I'm glad I'm not.

Now, I've already picked the leaders for the two teams,

Now, if you were his father which you're not

Now, Jessie, what's the speed limit on most freeways?

Now, let us continue our study of the romantic poets,

Now, let's be bouncy with our beat.

Now, pretend you're Mr. Tuttle,

Now, Slater, Jessie, what do you have for music?

Now, there'll be a Red Team and a Blue Team.

Now, we're going to sing that rousing jazz classic,

Now, what do you deserve?

Now, what do you think of this tie?

Now, who will be next?

Now, who would like to recite first?

Now.

Now... let's boogie on down! Uh huh!

Nurse Butcher, if you please.

Nurse Jennifer, Nurse Kelly,

Obviously not, let's go.

Obviously we don't have to go to a luau to find a pig.

Obviously.

Of a plan to make the Glee Club sound better.

Of an isosceles triangle?

Of choosing the teams.

Of course I want you to have the best trip ever,

Of course it's me, Zack. I've been waiting for you.

Of course not. Tell them I'm sick.

Of course not. What a chauvinistic fool I am.

Of course we knew. Oh golly, yes.

Of course, that window's coming out of your allowance.

Of course, that window's coming out of your allowance.

Of course, you're a girl,

Of course. I forgot to make my lizard a fly omelet.

Of course. You're my best friend. I'd really miss you.

Of the Civil War. Until that time,

Of the school ban on jeans and long hair.

Off Gorbachev's head.

Off key, Lisa. And wait till I start.

Oh

Oh boy, now there's a question.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Oh great. Thanks!

Oh hh!

Oh is that tonight?

Oh just say it. You hate me. Unleash those centuries of repressed anger.

Oh lucky, lucky, lucky me!"

Oh my gosh.

Oh no, guys, Violet just waved at me!

Oh no, no, no. We need someone

Oh no!

Oh no! Poor Samuel.

Oh no. Don't tell me Slater killed Zack?

Oh perfect. If he gets hungry, just make his formula.

Oh Screech, wait!

Oh see, now you hate me too! I can see it in your voice.

Oh yeah, one more thing

Oh yeah, Violet, he's right here.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah? I bet you I could take anyone

Oh yeah? Then why don't you sign up and prove it?

Oh yeah? What kind of deal?

Oh yeah.

Oh yes, I pretended you were chasing me.

Oh, a joke? That's very

Oh, and don't mind me, I'll just mop around you.

Oh, are we keeping you from surgery, Dr. Spano?

Oh, but you have a much bigger forehead.

Oh, calm down, Jessie.

Oh, come on, it's no big deal.

Oh, come on, Jessie. You can't let everyone down.

Oh, come on, Preppie.

Oh, come on, we were just fooling around.

Oh, come on. I like you both.

Oh, Dad!

Oh, do you really like them?

Oh, good. Now put your big brother back on.

Oh, great. Now I suppose you want to enter.

Oh, great. This is going to be some beauty pageant. Woof woof.

Oh, he's an Indian all right.

Oh, he's so dreamy.

Oh, here's one, Lisa.

Oh, ho, ho, I love hecklers.

Oh, I believe it, all right.

Oh, I bet I do.

Oh, I can't stay.

Oh, I got to run. Edward's waiting with the limo. Bye.

Oh, I have to. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Oh, I remember you.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see. And if I don't, what,

Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

Oh, I'm I'm

Oh, I'm sorry about that. I know I let everyone down.

Oh, I'm sorry. The bathroom is down the hall.

Oh, I'm sorry. Those are your legs.

Oh, Jennifer, don't be shy.

Oh, Jennifer. I'm back.

Oh, Jessie, did you see Zack this morning?

Oh, Jessie, you look great.

Oh, just kidding.

Oh, Kel, come on! That was before us, Kelly.

Oh, look at Violet, she's got stars in her eyes.

Oh, look, I've got to tell you about Nicki.

Oh, man!

Oh, me too. It was nice of your father to drive us,

Oh, Mr. Belding, thank goodness Billy is with you.

Oh, my mom tells me stories about four eyed monsters

Oh, my! What a moment!

Oh, no, French class.

Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to sleep over on school nights.

Oh, no, Lisa, please. I'll give you anything you want.

Oh, no, no, no, I refuse to go out with that postnasal drip.

Oh, no, no, no, no, just because you are you, meathead.

Oh, no, no, no, no, you've got the wrong animal.

Oh, no, no, no... you just go home to Mrs. B, she needs you.

Oh, no, you don't understand, one girl is all I can handle.

Oh, no! I prefer being held.

Oh, no. Do I have to wear your Aunt Helen's bra again?

Oh, no. Look at my eye.

Oh, no. That's old news. I mean Screech's black eye.

Oh, no. That's true.

Oh, not for trophies.

Oh, nothing. Just that I expect to be going

Oh, oh, oh, and remember,

Oh, oh! Zachary, be careful with the King!

Oh, okay. You guys, I've got great news.

Oh, people, please.

Oh, please don't hurt me, "blond Hulk."

Oh, please. Should I throw up now, or save it for the raft?

Oh, Preppie, don't you leave me too.

Oh, Sammy, you're such a stud muffin.

Oh, Samuel, I couldn't perform in public without you behind me.

Oh, Samuel, you're such a funny hunk.

Oh, Screech, obviously you are a pepperoni off the old block.

Oh, Screech, you careless little chap.

Oh, Screech, you're a pal. You came through for me and got Billy.

Oh, scuzzbucket. Yes! Go with your feelings!

Oh, Slater, this must be your pizza.

Oh, sorry I'm late.

Oh, stop being a "stiff pickle," okay?

Oh, sure,

Oh, thank you!

Oh, thanks for noticing, Jen.

Oh, thanks, but I owe my victory to Screech.

Oh, thanks, I had a fly on my head.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of them.

Oh, that'd be great, Jessie.

Oh, that's okay, Kelly.

Oh, that's terrific.

Oh, the one of you girls singing in the locker room.

Oh, we didn't need advice, you know,

Oh, we just need more money now.

Oh, well, yes.

Oh, what does this tell you?

Oh, what's the use?

Oh, wow. Hey, wasn't that a happening tune?

Oh, yeah, I remember that. What about that that

Oh, yeah, right.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Hey, I changed him 38 times, didn't I? Yes, I did.

Oh, yeah? What's romantic about a guy in pink tights

Oh, yeah. Disgusting, Preppie. I'm very disappointed in you.

Oh, you mean, Todd Winfield?

Oh, you must be from the newspaper.

Oh, you want a statement? Well, here's a statement:

Oh, you will, honey.

Oh, you're such a doll.

Oh, Zack, I can't. My rich, good looking ex boyfriend

Oh, Zack, you're so understanding.

Oh!

Oh! I mean, I'm so sorry, my heart.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. But not in Slater's car!

Oh. So you dressed up like this to turn me off?

Oh. You must be an exchange student.

Oh...

Oh... Kelly,

Oh... now it's my turn.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! I wish someone would teach him a lesson.

Ohh! Why?!

Ohhh.

Ohhh.

Oink, oink, baby. And if you don't like it,

Okay,

Okay, Belding.

Okay, Billy, come on, we gotta sprint.

Okay, Blue Team. Ready?

Okay, Bobby Tucker thinks he's going steady with Cindy Wasserman.

Okay, but you can tell Screech he'll never see his dog again.

Okay, everybody hold on.

Okay, everyone, "The Civil War Medley."

Okay, everyone. Remember: posture, pitch and pray.

Okay, first things first.

Okay, guys and gals, lovers and lovees.

Okay, guys, let's go. We'll get them in the rope climb.

Okay, guys. Let's do something right this time, all right?

Okay, guys. Let's do something right this time, all right?

Okay, hands in a circle for luck.

Okay, here comes the big one.

Okay, here's today's math lesson.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, I warned you...

Okay, I'll do it. Lisa?

Okay, I'll go for it, B .

Okay, I'll go. But not before I get a goodbye kiss.

Okay, I'll tell you Mr. Belding, Slater is a pig.

Okay, if I must.

Okay, let's boogie!

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's just get this over with.

Okay, let's see here...

Okay, Lisa, listen up.

Okay, macho man, I will.

Okay, macho man, I will.

Okay, Maxwell, why didn't you turn us in?

Okay, Morris, what do you want?

Okay, my gleeful glee clubbers, places.

Okay, next...

Okay, now let's put the past behind us.

Okay, now we have exactly 214 minutes

Okay, Papa.

Okay, Rod,

Okay, Rod.

Okay, speed boy, drive!

Okay, thank you, Lisa.

Okay, time to drive forward! Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Okay, troops, everyone's got their assignments.

Okay, tuggers, get ready,

Okay, Tuttle. Let's just see what you've got.

Okay, we'll leave him with Belding then.

Okay, well, here you go. Here's your 50 bucks.

Okay, you got an A.

Okay, you guys are with Slater.

Okay, you're right.

Okay, Zack, but I'm not sure how it works.

Okay!

Okay! Fire when ready.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But I have to be home before dark.

Okay. My house at 7:00?

Okay. Okay!

Okay. One date, then you're history.

Okay. Sign up.

Okay. You two ladies lie on the floor.

Okay... I've just witnessed a miracle.

On his family tree project.

On second thought, just carry the sign, okay?

Once we get the alien to Washington, we'll have to see

One at a time. Zack, you first, and I want the truth.

One goes to Mr. Belding in care of Bayside High School,

One g**** soda, three straws, missy.

One of the girls wasn't feeling well,

One of you just write,

One point for the Blue Team.

One second! A new record!

One, two, three

One, two, three,

One, two, three, four,

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, go!

One, two, three, guys!

One, two, three, Hot Sundae!

Only about you.

Only in America! Zack!

Only you would think of having a party at a time like this.

Oo ooh, first Jessie, now Kelly. My phone's gonna be busy tonight.

Ooh when Belding hears about this,

Ooh, this is getting heavy.

Ooh, very good, Miss Spano.

Ooh!

Ooh! He's cute!

Ooh! Let's see you counter that one.

Ooh! Yeah!

Ooh.

Ooh. Does that mean you're going to give her some competition?

Oooh!

Oops.

Oops.

Or "passengers" as they were secretly called, to freedom,

Or a girls' college?

Or a woman?

Or are you just covering up?

Or changed?

Or else we stop seeing each other.

Or else what, Zack?

Or else?

Or even as cool a guy,

Or guy, will answer one question

Or guy, will answer one question

Or I'll be forced to withdraw this team from the competition.

Or start practicing how to say, "Taxi!"

Or uncola?

Or you're not gonna get your license.

Order! I want order!

Orrrrrr der!

Our chiefs are killed, our children are freezing,

Our favorite hangout will be turned into a parking lot!

Our first play stars Jessie and Slater.

Our kids have kids, and their kids have kids.

Our new star in the mile Zack Morris!

Our next contestant is Jessie Spano.

Our next contestant is Kelly Kapowski.

Our principal has a special announcement.

Our teacher, Mr. Dickerson, is more horrible

Our teacher's hurt. Get the school nurse.

Out! Out, out, out!

Over this radio station again.

Ow ww! My tooth!

Ow, ow, ow, ow! Let go!

Ow!

Ow! Ah!

P E A C E! Yay, peace!

Pacifier, bottles and extra cotton.

Pardon me, don't you mean persons?

Past the freeway

Pathetic, Beldo.

Paul never would've made it

Paws!

People should vote for the inner person.

People will break up, be miserable, and call for more help.

People?

Perhaps buy him a car.

Perhaps... you would, uh...

Personally, I didn't think you stood a chance.

Pick the teams?

Pills? You mean you really are taking drugs?

Please report to the nurse's office.

Please report to the principals' office

Please ring, please?

Please, be home. Please, be home.

Please, Chief Henry, it would mean a lot to me.

Please, Jessie? Come on.

Please, Lisa, the guilt won't go away.

Please! Please!

Please. I've got two hands.

Poor Jessie. Maybe we should help her out.

Poor Kelly.

Poor Slater.

Positive. Have I ever lied to you, Daddy?

Prepare to hold hands. Give him 10.

Preppie, we've come to visit you.

President Pee Wee Herman.

Pretend it's a microphone.

Pretty good at his job, huh, Zack?

Probably got earplugs.

Problem? Zack?

Produce that alien by 3:00 and that's an order, mister.

Psst...

Puppy!

Pushy, pushy,

Put her on.

Put him down on the bench here. I've seen this done a million times.

Put me down for $100.

Put me down for an A+, Rod, honey.

Quiet down.

Quiet on the set.

Quiet, and we'll buy you a new wardrobe.

Quiet!

Quit it, I'm not that funny.

Rafting? Is this true? Do you all feel this way?

Rather than watch his people die,

Read 'em and weep.

Read the card.

Ready to be humiliated, wimp?

Ready, Kimosabe.

Ready?

Ready?

Ready?

Ready?

Ready? Go!

Really cute.

Really nice... really.

Really?

Really?

Really? Hey, what'd he say about me?

Really? I usually dream that I'm on "Gilligan's Island"...

Really? Like how much?

Really? Then maybe we're going together after all!

Rear end!

Rejoining my team with your permission, sir.

Relax!

Remember that time when we snuck out to see "E.T."?

Remember the last three letters of principal spell "pal."

Remember when you saved up all your money for your golf clubs

Remember your pronunciation.

Remember, everybody,

Report to my office immediately! My arm is throbbing.

Report to my office immediately.

Rest well tonight. And remember,

Rich! Rich!

Richard Belding, this is the principal.

Richie, if you met this stewardess, you'd know.

Richie, she's gorgeous. You should see her, she's a 10.

Ridiculous. You're lucky you don't have to wear them.

Right away, Dr. Morris.

Right face.

Right here, sir.

Right here. Just like I taught you, burn one in, no batter.

Right on.

Right, a friend who drives a Ferrari and look like Mel Gibson.

Right, guys?

Right, Mama?

Right!

Right? Yeah!

Right?!

Right.

Right.

Right. I knew that. And you're Lisa.

Right. Okay.

Right. That's why we're not having any dessert.

Right. Way to go, Mama.

Ring.

Rod always was the more exciting Belding.

Rod, Belding would never take us rafting.

Rod, you're the best. You're not like a teacher at all.

Rule 137 says no party.

Run the mile like you.

Samuel,

Samuel, after you left last night,

Samuel, I'm truly sorry about last night,

Samuel, is everything okay?

Samuel, maybe our Glee Club will win the All City Sing

Samuel, you're welcome at our house anytime.

Samuel.

Saturday's our 10 week anniversary. Let's do something special.

Save me!

Save this dump.

Say "cheeseburger," Mr. Belding.

Say "good night!" It's past her curfew.

Say "medium rare."

Say what? What are you reading?

Scares me.

Screech cut out a bunch of little paper ears

Screech is making a mockery out of the pageant.

Screech, are you all right?

Screech, Bayside has a radio station.

Screech, didn't you forget something?

Screech, get your recorder. You're going to the girl's locker room.

Screech, hook up this tape to the sound system.

Screech, I didn't know you looked so good in a bathing suit.

Screech, I have something very important to tell you.

Screech, I think Violet has the hots for you.

Screech, I think you forgot your clothes.

Screech, I'm sorry.

Screech, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

Screech, if you really want to get in good with her mother, say,

Screech, just keep the gift, I'll be okay.

Screech, old buddy.

Screech, pay the lady.

Screech, please. We've got to think tonight.

Screech, they're in love. Stop and smell the roses.

Screech, we're all going to be there to help you.

Screech, what are you doing?

Screech, what are you talking about?

Screech, what do you know? And tell the truth.

Screech, what is this?

Screech, what you did for Violet was very romantic.

Screech, when are your parents supposed to be home?

Screech, when I first met Becky,

Screech, why don't you start up the car?

Screech, would you sit down so I can talk to you?

Screech, yes!

Screech, you all right?

Screech, you don't have to wear that for Driver's Ed.

Screech, you got a dummy, you dummy!

Screech!

Screech? Where are you?

Screech.

Screech. Screech, I'm sorry.

Screech's chances look better than ever.

Screech's Mystery Theatre.

See that girl over there?

See what you're missing, baby?

See ya, girls.

See ya.

See you later, Mr. B.

See, I'm still young.

See, Preppie. I told you I was good.

See, that's the problem. You're always on that stupid phone.

See, Zack is Bayside's only hope to win.

See?

See?

See?

See?

See? Always worked with me.

See? It's not so bad.

See? That's what was wrong with him all the time.

Seems to me they've got it figured out pretty well.

Send back the coffee, it's hopeless.

Set, tug!

Settle, singers. All right, Kelly.

She can hardly see, that's why she's retiring.

She entered the beauty pageant.

She hates me and doesn't want to be around me anymore.

She is begging me to come home.

She is not gonna like this, Preppie.

She just showed up at the wrong time.

She needs me. I'm her little whoopie whoopie.

She probably has selective amnesia,

She really doesn't remember me?

She said she was proud of me. I really messed up.

She saw an axe and recognized the face of

She seems fine to me.

She should see a doctor, Zack. They're not there.

She thinks she's got the prettiest "inner person" in the school.

She wants protest music.

She wants to know if we can go.

She wants to say hi to Hound Dog. What do I do?

She was a sophomore, I was a senior.

She's she you're going

She's also got no idea what kind of student you really are.

She's been taking caffeine pills to stay up all night cramming.

She's dating the richest, most powerful dork at Bayside.

She's funny, charming, and a great dresser."

She's going to regret refusing my offer.

She's going with Zack!

She's going with Zack! Ohh, she's

She's got a voice like a bird. Watch.

She's got her own parking space.

She's my friend, all right. I'm not gonna listen to this.

She's right, Screech. Listen to the babe.

She's right, Zack. We do have to go to class.

She's used to leading cheers, but now she's receiving them.

She's young and vulnerable. Let her down gently, got it?

She's your woman.

Shh, quiet.

Shh, quiet.

Shh!

Shh! Shh! He's trying to say something.

Shh. Watch this. Watch me.

Shh. You'll see.

Shooting the rapids, taking risks, you're pushing yourself to the limit.

Short, bald guy, drools a lot?

Should have a river named after him.

Should I congratulate you or the person who was sitting next to you?

Should we just sit back and watch it be demolished?

Shouldn't your cute little brother be in bed?

Shut off the alarm and get out of bed,

Si.

Signorina, I love you madly.

Silk?

Silk?

Since I can't punish the guilty, I'm gonna punish everyone instead.

Since I don't know who's guilty, I can't punish them.

Since the rope broke, this is the tie breaking event,

Since the time you stole Cindy Zefferelli's bathing suit.

Since we can't agree, I'll pick a place I'm sure everyone will like.

Sinead O'Connor did.

Sinead O'Connor.

Sir, are you weakening?

Sir, can I please have an entry form for the pageant?

Sir, can we at least review what's gonna be on the test?

Sir, I acted like a jerk.

Sir, I am shocked.

Sir, I can't do that many push ups.

Sir, let us follow in your footsteps

Sir, we'd like to put KKTY back on the air.

Sisters! Don't sign up for the beauty pageant.

Six seconds! Diverting the enemy. Good tactic.

Slater and I feel that being stuck in a monogamous relationship

Slater doesn't know it, but he's going to fail Driver's Ed.

Slater doesn't know it, but he's going to fail Driver's Ed.

Slater dropped Screech off the roof of the school!

Slater gave Screech a black eye?

Slater has the advantage.

Slater never would have entered this contest if it weren't for you.

Slater was driving and then I hopped in.

Slater was the one driving.

Slater was the one driving.

Slater, are you asking me to go to the prom with you?

Slater, can you hold the pitch?

Slater, how much did you hear?

Slater, I think I'm gonna flunk Driver's Ed.

Slater, I've got real problems to worry about, okay? My eyes are bad.

Slater, see that friendship ring I gave Kelly?

Slater, that's not only lying, that's forgery.

Slater, we shouldn't have been in the car in the first place.

Slater, why don't you be a man and confess?

Slater, you give in to Jessie now,

Slater, you're everything a girl could want.

Slater, you're making me blush.

Slater...

Slice me in!

Slip into your PJ's baby, 'cause you're dreaming.

Slow. How was practice?

Smile.

Snap all you want, Maxwell. I I am no longer your possession.

So so, um...

So anyway, look

So be spontaneous, huh?

So do you know what he did?

So do you want to go out Saturday night?

So get off your tails and make a donation.

So guilty that he has to get it off his conscience.

So he can watch me cook!

So how does it feel to be a loser, Zack?

So I can train for a track meet.

So I lied. Sue me.

So I set him up to get kicked out of Driver's Ed.

So I want you to behave yourself and make your old man proud, okay?

So if we could just get on with this?

So if you sign up, no detention.

So is your personality.

So it's not like you could hit it anyway.

So it's your job to get them.

So long, suckers.

So one of my buddies is keeping the canine company

So please, don't vote for me.

So settlers could mine for gold.

So take the bull outside.

So that's why you cut back my time.

So the best thing to do is leave the baby with the nurse.

So the Glee Club is perfect for me I can hide in the group.

So there won't be any confusion, call me Rod.

So these are frogs' legs?

So this was all just some teenage prank?

So we can't have a party, big deal. But we can still have some fun.

So we had to replace her with that thing.

So what do we do next?

So what do you think?

So what do you think?

So what has this two timer put her men through?

So what if they've had him since he was a cuddly puppy.

So what! You're on a team of hunks.

So what's it gonna be, fellas?

So what's the big deal?

So what's your point, big shot?

So where's Billy?

So where's the bambino?

So you do understand?

So, Jessie, how did it go?

So, what can I do for you?

So, what's different about you? Did you shave your eyebrows?

So, what's your answer?

So, why are you drinking it?

So... so different.

So... who do you think will call first?

Some day I'm gonna get even with that girl.

Some people get strange when it's time to see "Nurse Butcher."

Some say they named it after me.

Somebody's in big trouble.

Someone like hey, what about Screech?

Someone like... you.

Someone more sensitive, someone like you.

Someone should rescue you from your macho fantasies.

Someone should wave a skunk in front of him.

Someone told me the Corps doesn't like a quitter.

Something must be wrong

Something tells me I'd better get back to the office quick.

Somewhere there's a catfish swimming around with perfect teeth.

Son, I have to take this. It won't be a second, I promise you.

Son, when was the last time

Son?! Why did you do that, Zack?

Son.

Sorry I asked. All right, Tuttle,

Sorry there's no icing.

Sorry, AC, I'm here on business.

Sorry, boss. I think I gave you a shiner.

Sorry, girls. It's guys' night in.

Sorry, Kelly, from now on,

Sorry, no Ferrari.

Sorry, you agreed.

Sorry, Zack. Potato chips make me thirsty.

Sorry!

Sounds like a break out group.

Sounds like Hound Dog wants to come in.

Sounds like the guy's really hung up on your sister

Sounds like you've got a problem.

Sounds like you've had many close encounters with the creature.

Spirit Squad meets on the field.

Sports is just the baggage.

Stall, stall.

Still in the store. It costs 250 bucks.

Still wants to compete in the pageant.

Stop being so uptight.

Stop drooling, you don't want her to slip.

Stop fooling around, you simp.

Stop interrupting my class!

Stop with the fat jokes or I'll sit on you.

Stop worrying, he's at a school board meeting.

Stop worrying. Would I be in this class if it weren't a snap?

Stop!

Students, students!

Study hard. I'm off to my tryouts for "American Gladiators."

Studying for geometry, and I still don't get it.

Stupid, dumb, did I mention pinhead?

Suddenly, I'm very weak.

Sunblock 20 is five better than sunblock 15.

Sure, but someone's got to throw me the ball.

Sure, I'll go look for one.

Sure, which stall is he in?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Hey, it'd be perfect for the cover.

Sure. When I watch the games on TV, I turn down the sound,

Sure. When I watch the games on TV, I turn down the sound,

Surf University was the only place that would take me.

Surf's up, Zack. Cowabunga, dudes!

Surrounded by beautiful girls, but none of them talk to me.

Susie, can I have another cup, please?

Swimsuit, swimsuit!

Swimsuit, swimsuit...

Take a flying leap into a toxic dump."

Take a hike, dork!

Take away his looks, his muscles

Take her out in the hall and talk her into it.

Take two.

Take your class to the room.

Teacher's pet.

Technically, but only if you count weekends.

Teen Line said I should dump him, but I trust them both.

Teen Line, this is Nitro.

Teen Line, what do you want?

Teen Line, what do you want?

Teen Line!

Teen Line. This is Nitro.

Teen Line. This is Nitro.

Teen Line. This is Nitro. It's your two bucks, mate.

Teen Line. This is The Antman. What's bugging you?

Telekinesis. A sure sign of a close encounter.

Tell him you have two moms.

Tell him you tortured me, okay?

Tell the chair babes to be quiet?

Tell them anything, cover for me.

Tell them, "Thanks, but no thanks."

Tell your friend to just relax and have a good time.

Tempting,

Ten hut!

Than four zits on a first date.

Than read it in some stupid newspaper.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

Thank you for calling.

Thank you for helping me.

Thank you Mr. B. Now let's hear a big cheer,

Thank you very much, AC Slater.

Thank you, "New Pig in the Booth."

Thank you, Bopper.

Thank you, Jeannie.

Thank you, Jessie, you can sit down now.

Thank you, Jessie.

Thank you, Kelly.

Thank you, Lisa.

Thank you, mate.

Thank you, my favorite pig.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir. You didn't give me much of a choice.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Zachary.

Thank you, Zack.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm finished.

Thank you. I'm rehearsing for my acting class.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. You're cute.

Thank you."

Thanks a lot, Jennifer.

Thanks anyway, Mrs. Loretta Slater."

Thanks everyone, we're gonna win tomorrow,

Thanks for buying the pizzas, Mr. Belding.

Thanks for letting us use the school's new camera.

Thanks for understanding.

Thanks, dude.

Thanks, I can count on you, too.

Thanks, Jessie.

Thanks, Kelly.

Thanks, man.

Thanks, Mr. Belding.

Thanks, Mr. Belding.

Thanks, Screech.

Thanks, Slater, but we're still short,

Thanks, Wolfman Zack.

Thanks, Zack, but I have Glee Club rehearsal. You guys should join!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. But no thanks.

Thanks. Me too.

Thanks. You're okay, too.

That a fine young man like AC Slater

That Belding wouldn't, but this Belding would.

That big fishing trip we took, huh?

That does it.

That doesn't make them safe. You shouldn't be taking these.

That is so immature.

That is so irresponsible, so disloyal, so

That is so sweet. Is there anything nice I can do for you?

That muscle bound punk said that?!

That must be some sort of jock joke.

That one.

That sounds fair, Mr. Belding.

That sounds great. How much do you think we'll make?

That the chemistry lab's on fire.

That they are totally painless.

That this matter is closed.

That umpire was blind as a bat. You were safe by a mile.

That was a joke, Lieutenant, like food fights, kids

That was awesome driving, Slater.

That was fun. Thanks, Max.

That was his last diaper.

That was our

That was our impression of a Glee Club tuning up.

That was rotten advice, Zack.

That was very fair of you, sir. I expected worse.

That wasn't Daddy, that was Edward our chauffeur.

That way you'll have full control of your car.

That way!

That you dumped them for some weekend fling?

That you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger?

That you really are an alien, they'll pay us $10,000.

That's a female zombie.

That's a great idea, Jessie. Let's have some fun.

That's a nice tie.

That's a terrible idea. All opposed?

That's a very famous name

That's all the time we have today.

That's amazing.

That's because he didn't show up, ya twink.

That's because the other kids don't know the real you.

That's bullfighter, slave trader.

That's disgusting, isn't it, Slater?

That's easy to dry your nails.

That's exactly what Dear Donna said.

That's four allowances.

That's funny. I don't remember losing my memory.

That's good, because Nerdstrom said he'd give the dog back if...

That's great, Kel. So what was the question?

That's great, Max. Do some more.

That's great. You tell him

That's impossible, Morris. You're a quitter.

That's it?

That's it. That's the alien.

That's it. We've got to get rid of Slater.

That's just an ugly rumor, sir.

That's me, Zack. I gotta fly.

That's Ms. Right, bubba, and I'm right here.

That's much better.

That's my boy.

That's nice.

That's not a bad idea.

That's not for me to decide.

That's not what it looks like to me.

That's not what you said Saturday night.

That's okay, Screech.

That's okay. I have all day to watch you try.

That's okay. I'd wait forever for you.

That's right, Jessie. You can make it up on the midterm.

That's right, sir. So we all came.

That's right, you entered it!

That's right. Hold it.

That's right. I can't believe you remember that.

That's right. Looks like if you're going to take one...

That's right. Next week is the prom

That's right. That and one other little request

That's so sad.

That's so sweet of you!

That's The Beatles, you idiot.

That's the last time I order a sub with everything.

That's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.

That's too bad, because I had big plans for you.

That's true, but it doesn't mean he's from outer space.

That's true. But what are all of you doing in my office?

That's what close encounters are all about, sir.

That's what I like about you.

That's what I want to know, where are you taking Jessie Saturday night?

That's what makes me nervous.

That's what we do best.

That's what we're waiting to find out.

That's what you think

That's why I've called a meeting of all Prom Chairmen.

That's why not. Because he is always there.

That's wonderful, Miss Kapowski!

The alien is sucking out her brain!

The alien will come through that door and suck out your brain.

The All City Sing is one week away,

The All City Sing is right here at Bayside this year.

The amount that people have pledged and donated is...

The answer to your problem is in your hands.

The Army is my Tylenol, and my Zack ache is gone.

The awesome, Beldo!

The best illusions are created in the mind of the beholder.

The best way to say "I love you" is in person.

The best, man!

The better win for Zack is a solid education.

The Big Bopper, Richie Belding!

The board responded by dropping station KKTY."

The Boss.

The bully gets the girl, I get the locker.

The captain of the wrestling team afraid of a little needle?

The caterpillar emerges from a cocoon

The class trip leaves in five minutes.

The Corps doesn't want quitters.

The dashing debonair Italian lover and spy.

The first day in a new place is hard when you don't know anybody.

The first one.

The flowers are beautiful.

The Glee Club is not really my style, Violet.

The Great Screechini.

The highlight of every Cadet Corps program

The highlight of the school year is taking you on the annual class trip.

The hippest, hottest, most rad DJ ever.

The important thing is that you get better.

The important thing is that you tried.

The important thing right now is to find Billy.

The kid who thinks he's part Indian.

The last time you washed my car,

The lovely, the beautiful...

The lucky winner will then go on to compete for the title of...

The Max was an Italian place then.

The most out of sight station in the nation. Can you dig it?

The name of the game is Five card Stud.

The name's Thompson.

The nerds, the poisoned Ovaltine?

The new Miss Bayside is...

The next Miss Bayside is right here in this room.

The only flying saucers here are in the school cafeteria.

The only place you'll be running is to summer school.

The only real loser on this team was me.

The oral examination. Is everyone ready?

The phones stopped ringing hours ago

The Powerelli technique became legendary.

The problem is, he's going out with someone I'm kind of close to.

The producer thinks you're the best.

The producer's coming to The Max tomorrow night to see you guys.

The progress we've made might not be clear to the amateur ear.

The punishment will be smaller if there are two people to share it.

The R in English

The rally is too important to Zack,

The reason we sound like a completely different Glee Club,

The record company loves your tape.

The record producer loved the tape of you girls singing,

The secure feeling of being with someone I know and trust,

The ski trip is off.

The South had the North on the run.

The square root of AB over two.

The Super Obstacle Course. Each team will choose one man

The Teen Line is a disaster because of all the bad advice I gave.

The test will be given by our substitute teacher, Mr. Belding.

The time is 9:00.

The time? Oh, it's 9:30.

The tribe, lead by Great Chief Joseph,

The truth is, that every member of the school board has called

The usual.

The water polo team has a horse in the pool again.

The winner will go on to Sacramento

The year was 1956, Eisenhower was President,

The yearbook staff asked me to be their photographer. It's my hobby.

Their music doesn't say anything.

Then he got mad at me.

Then he'll leave.

Then I don't like you.

Then I guess you know about the Insect Rodeo this weekend?

Then I think the best thing to do is... blame Jessie.

Then I'd like to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind.

Then I'll take an A.

Then let's ask him if we can go rafting instead.

Then there have been sightings?

Then this zombie that looked like Matt Dillon

Then we get our umbrellas,

Then we go on a wildflower walk in the middle of the valley

Then we're going to get you the best doctor money can buy.

Then you'll do it?

Then Zack got jealous, tried to get me out,

There appears to be a misunderstanding.

There are seven other people in this house besides me.

There is?

There might not be another day. I'm writing my will.

There must have been 100 girls who would love to go with you.

There she is now.

There was a scream

There we go.

There we go.

There will be no talking,

There you go, Screech!

There you go.

There you go. Yes.

There you go. You see that?

There you go. You see?

There'll be no class trip for any of you.

There's a picture "Driving Miss Dizzy."

There's got to be another reason.

There's my Hound Dog. Mommy misses you.

There's no problem, I hope?

There's nothing more important to me than you and your mother.

There's one in my book bag. Help yourself.

There's somebody here to see you.

There's someone else here who can beat him.

There's something he's not telling us.

There's something I have to tell you.

There's something I want more than that mangy mutt.

There's something's wrong with the statue.

There's this quiz in English, you got a pen I can borrow?

These are his car keys.

These fine lads were telling the truth, sir.

These seats are so close that Magic Johnson's

They can't go steady with each other. Good night!

They certainly are, sir. If anything,

They don't realize all your wonderful qualities.

They had subways during the Civil War?

They like three other girl groups, too.

They lived in the valley, but way far out

They look so clear to me.

They look up to you.

They must've taken the cheerleaders' pictures by now.

They ran to preserve their way of life,

They roamed the wide open plains in search of their daily food.

They said they might send somebody to interview us.

They said they were gonna do men things,

They sailed around the world on ships. They were shippers, okay?

They say owners resemble their dogs.

They want you to come to dinner Saturday night.

They were slave traders.

They would've been prettier in pink.

They'll just join us in the picket line.

They'll write or send flowers.

They're harmless. They sell them over the counter.

They're just like coffee, except they don't taste as bad.

They're rich. I don't know how I'm supposed to act around them.

They're the ones who should swallow their pride.

Think about it.

This explains so much.

This girl's been begging me to ask her out, right?

This grade is important to me, I've got to get an A.

This guy is major weird!

This guy really liked us.

This has been the worst date of my life.

This helps develop physical skills, teamwork,

This history class is a kid's worst nightmare.

This is a good time to demonstrate lifesaving skills.

This is a symbol of your tribe.

This is a very strange reaction to a flu shot.

This is AC Slater.

This is all great, Max, but we have to make

This is also Mr. Belding. This is my brother, Rod Belding.

This is an outrage. I demand to learn.

This is awful. Her head's empty.

This is Biff Logan with the nightly news.

This is business, this is important.

This is called: "When Morning Comes."

This is fun. Let's do our man cheer.

This is Geraldo Screech.

This is Geraldo Screech. Good night.

This is it, Morris. The end. El finito.

This is Jessie Spano for KKTY News.

This is Jessie Spano with a Tiger Radio news flash.

This is just a friendship ring,

This is Leonard.

This is Mr. Belding again.

This is Mr. Belding. School's out!

This is not gonna work.

This is nothing. Here's a guy with real trouble.

This is Princess, how y'all doing?

This is Ronald Geekman reminding you that,

This is so awesome. I wish I had a car like this.

This is so hot! I have to spread it all over school.

This is such a big country.

This is the happiest moment of my life! Congratulations!

This is the last dance. Make it magic

This is the one you fired.

This is truly an historic occasion.

This is where we usually see the alien.

This is where we usually see the alien.

This is why I went into teaching!

This is Wolfman Zack...

This is your principal, Mr. Belding.

This is Zack Morris, your boyfriend.

This isn't working.

This looks like a party.

This morning, she gave a flu shot to the flag pole.

This one will convince anyone.

This one's for you and your sweet little girlfriend Kelly.

This one's for you.

This one's from my Uncle Martin. He's "My Favorite Martian."

This reporter believe that Screech is an alien.

This school needs a dance department.

This test looks pretty hard.

This trip can be educational and fun at the same time.

This way, Mr. Thompson.

This week is our geometry midterm.

This week will be your annual physicals and flu shots.

This weekend

This whole thing was my idea.

This year is our best chance ever to beat Valley.

Threatening to have me fired. Is that what you want?

Three days ago.

Three days ago.

Three, four, five...

Thrilling, Mr. Screech.

Thunder and lighting raged outside the old Victorian house.

Time in.

Time out!

Time out.

Time out.

Time to jump!

Tip is not included. Check.

Tippy toeing around pretending to be a swan?

To a movie Saturday night?

To any geek she wanted to.

To appreciate the mind he doesn't have.

To be part of an event that treats men and women equally.

To begin with, we have the French onion soup

To bring your books, won't you?

To come to my office immediately.

To compete for the title of Miss High School California.

To make this a more peaceful world?"

To reach the tape quicker.

To save The Max!

To shop at the Palisades Mall before dinner.

To sing four part harmony with three geeks.

To sink Mr. Belding in the dunk tank.

To watch me flex my muscles.

To watch your little baby brother

Today we pick our destinations, so let's hear your ideas.

Today's scores are 3 0, 6 1, 10 2.

Today's topic is, "Women Who Love Two Men."

Told you I had a surprise.

Tomorrow is our history midterm.

Tomorrow, he's teaching me Lambada. Thanks!

Tonight we head for the Colorado River.

Tonight, hundreds of my fellow students cheered for me.

Tonight, Melvin taught me chess,

Tonight? No, I can't.

Tonight's turning out to be okay.

Too bad if she doesn't like it, we agreed.

Too cute.

Too late, dipstick. You already told me.

Too perfect.

Too sweet.

Tried retreating to safety in the mountains,

Troops, when I came into the Corps

Troops, when I came into the Corps

Trust me on this one.

Trust me, sir, definitely an A.

Trust me, there's nothing unusual going on at Bayside.

Trust me, when this is all over with,

Trust, and compromise.

Truth? You and Pinocchio Morris?

Trying to avoid Belding.

Tune in tomorrow for another exciting installment of

Turn your sweet little head. I want some dessert.

Tuttle, what is going on?

Two nights this week with someone else.

Two students from my class going steady.

Uh hmm. Will the prettiest girls in school

Uh huh, I didn't think so. Who are you protecting?

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh, emergency. I gotta go.

Uh, emergency. I gotta go.

Uh, Lisa. How long you been here?

Uh, Miss Spano, Miss Turtle, what is it that you're doing?

Uh... Billy? Billy!

Uh... girlfriend?

Uh... no, not yet. How about you?

Uh... no, not yet. How about you?

Uh... wa ah!

Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?

Uncola, please.

Und for dessert, we have a German chocolate cake.

Under the cloak of darkness, he helped sneak other slaves,

Under the mighty Chief Joseph.

Understanding, trust, and compromise in "relationships."

Unfortunately, my brother Rod cannot take you on the class trip.

Unfortunately, we don't have any money.

Unkie Slater will have to take care of you.

Unkie Slater won't mind if you borrow his shirt.

Unless peace really gets out of hand.

Unless Zack feels guilty

Until I came to Bayside.

Until I give him the signal.

Until I saw you yesterday in the hall.

Until I watched them in your beautiful car.

Until I watched them on your beautiful bike.

Use your head as a doughnut, and dunk you in it.

Used in the same sentence before.

Very funny, Slater. Why don't you mind your own business?

Very funny.

Very funny. All right, places, everybody.

Very good, Zack.

Very good.

Very good. And the phone.

Very tempting.

Very well. He even dressed the part.

Very, very good, indeed!

Violent?! Temper?!

Violet and Screech.

Violet Ann Bickerstaff!

Violet Ann Bickerstaff!

Violet Bickerstaff.

Violet broke up with Maxwell.

Violet got tickets to a concert at Cal State tonight,

Violet is a woman

Violet, is that you?

Violet, please. We've got to think tonight.

Violet, that's your cue.

Violet, we're very disappointed that you chose to disobey us.

Violet, what are you doing with that boy?

Violet, what would be too painful?

Violet, why don't you come to the movies with us?

Violet, you're our ticket to Hawaii.

Violet, you're up.

Violet!

Violet!

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Wait wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me.

Wait a minute now. Let's not let this thing get out of hand here.

Wait a minute, but you said you were worried.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I do have a boyfriend!

Wait a minute. I have a meeting with Zack's father.

Wait a minute. Is the gossip really true?

Wait a minute. Something weird's going on here.

Wait a minute. There must be some mistake.

Wait a minute. What did he say? "Snack"?

Wait a minute. Yes!

Wait a second, is this

Wait a second. I am not a jock, okay?

Wait a second. That's not fair. He's got all the jocks, Lieutenant.

Wait for me, Kelly.

Wait till Molly sees you in a uniform.

Wait till they see how great Hot Sundae looks.

Wait till you hear the best part. Me and a couple of guys,

Wait un moment, that is not a French sound.

Wait, do you mean we as in us and you?

Wait, I am Zack!

Wait, I'll do this. I know it.

Wait, Kelly. Oh, come on, Kelly.

Wait, what am I gonna wear?

Wait, Zack sent me the same thing. What's going on?

Wait!

Wait! You can't rescind a resolution like that.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. What about classes on the beach? Huh?

Wanna see me drink a milkshake through my nose?

Want to get an early start on the wisecracks, eh, Mr. Morris?

Was a warrior in the Nez Percé tribe,

Was anyone else involved, I hope?

Was going on in here.

Was that a boys' college,

Watch this.

Watch.

Watch.

Way to go, Nicki babe.

We all agreed to go camping with Mr. Belding.

We are doing great, and we have the whole night ahead of us!

We are finally gonna cream Valley!

We are holding the annual Miss Bayside Beauty Pageant.

We are not giving up this fight. What's the plan for tonight?

We are up against Screech.

We begin with a romantic dinner at Cafe Diane

We can all find things in our past that are unpleasant.

We can also learn from the mistakes of Jessie's forefathers.

We can both go to the finals in Hawaii.

We can study the Roman Empire at Caesar's Palace.

We can't do that. This is Slater's dream.

We chipped in, we got us a big stretch limo with a CD, TV...

We could get in trouble bringing the car out here.

We could lose the championship to Valley.

We could pick up some pointers from some real singers.

We could've put the car back and nobody would've known.

We desperately need your support to keep us going.

We don't have enough money to take the class on a cruise.

We don't know when she'll be back from the hospital,

We don't talk to traitors.

We don't wanna go on your boring nature trip, we wanna go white water rafting.

We feel the same way, kid.

We get up at dawn for the sunrise and we hike to Yosemite Falls

We gotta be going now, Roberta.

We gotta save this place.

We gotta show our women that we are men.

We had a ball. I hope you do, too.

We had a really great time, but he hasn't called since.

We have a great team,

We have an obligation to report the truth.

We have at Bayside.

We have just entered "The Twilight Zone."

We have waited two years to get this video equipment.

We haven't beaten Valley since I've been principal.

We haven't beaten Valley since I've been principal.

We just can't help ourselves. We've got so much spirit left over.

We just can't help ourselves. We've got so much spirit left over.

We know what kind of wheels chicks dig.

We might be seeing him sooner than we had hoped, sir

We need a full class for the program,

We need to find somebody rich and quick.

We need you, Jessie. Please?

We only need 1,600 more

We really miss the way they look in those jeans.

We sat down and had a long talk?

We shared a plate of rigatoni and fell in love.

We should do something significant. Let's picket a nuclear power plant.

We speak the same language. Huh?

We want to leave them wanting more.

We wanted to wish you good luck before you perform.

We were gonna confess,

We were so worried.

We were sort of hoping to bond with Kelly and Jessie, sir.

We'd pay $10,000 if I could meet this alien.

We'll be great! We'll be awesome! We'll knock 'em dead, right?

We'll be rich.

We'll beat Valley and win the championship.

We'll continue on Friday. Zack, wait!

We'll continue this conversation at home.

We'll do, you know, guy stuff.

We'll have a great time, Mr. Belding.

We'll have the cheerleading squad to help.

We'll have to talk this over.

We'll just have a party.

We'll know more about our new little friend once we dissect him.

We'll rip phone books in two, and burp as loud as we want!

We'll see about that, Preppie.

We'll see about that. Give me this mic!

We'll teach you everything you need to fit in.

We're all tied up.

We're going to begin our program with a Stephen Foster medley.

We're going to camp out under the stars

We're gonna have an athletic competition,

We're gonna record them.

We're gonna teach him a lesson, all right.

We're heading for white water.

We're just using some class time to prepare for this Friday's trip.

We're not doing any good standing around.

We're not happy nerds.

We're not nerds, we're chess jocks, okay?

We're rich, we're rich, we're rich! We're rich! Yeah!

We're rich! Hey,

We're rich! We're rich! We're rich, we're rich, we're rich!

We're so proud. Love you tender!

We're starting a Teen Line, and kids will call up

We're the ones she trusts.

We're thinking about it.

We're together. That's enough.

We've been on the same side on anything?

We've bonded.

We've got Hawaii in the bag.

We've got music, we've got dancing. Now all we need is you

We've got something really important to talk to you about.

We've made contact.

Wear this shirt, Zack. I love the way it looks on you.

Welcome back, Bopper.

Welcome to Bayside.

Welcome to the KKTY Radiothon broadcast from The Max

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the wonderful world of magic.

Welcome. Maybe we can share a foxhole sometime.

Well sure, I didn't even hear you burp.

Well that's not very honest.

Well then, just send me.

Well then, since there are no volunteers,

Well then, why don't you tell the new nurse,

Well who cares about her? I'm hungry.

Well, according to our latest survey,

Well, actually I was a terrible dancer.

Well, adiós, senior.

Well, all right, Nerdstrom.

Well, Belding, I'm glad to see you came to your senses.

Well, Billy, I guess it's just us.

Well, Brillo head?

Well, bye, Mom. Don't forget my Elvis slippers, size 11.

Well, bye, Preppie. Come along, dear. Come along.

Well, do the words, "Lay a big one on me, baby,"

Well, except for dating me, of course.

Well, excu use us.

Well, good for you. You deserve someone better.

Well, good night, Zack.

Well, good.

Well, he's

Well, hello. You look nice all dressed up!

Well, here's a buck, babe, just for being beautiful.

Well, how does he feel about you?

Well, I agree but I wouldn't call Jessie that to her face.

Well, I guess I'm gonna be seeing you real soon.

Well, I guess it's just you, me and a baby, huh?

Well, I guess you guys have fun. Gotta go.

Well, I guess you know the answer. It's yes.

Well, I hate to miss class!

Well, I have $23.

Well, I make money the old fashioned way

Well, I pitched a little bit in college.

Well, I see he's back to wearing that strange looking human mask.

Well, I was just hanging around outside your room,

Well, I'm glad you see it my way

Well, I'm not a loser, Geraldo Screech.

Well, I've always loved the mating habits of worms.

Well, I've learned that every geek can have his day.

Well, if so, then you are way ahead of Slater.

Well, if there was some way I could get an extension.

Well, if there was some way I could get an extension.

Well, it doesn't matter. There's a principle here.

Well, it's everything I hoped it would be and more!

Well, it's nice of you to volunteer, Max.

Well, Jessie, add another $100.

Well, Jessie, what's our total so far?

Well, just leave everything to me.

Well, let's face it, sir. I'm just not Corps material.

Well, let's move you.

Well, look on the bright side, Zack,

Well, looks like I'm a single parent, huh?

Well, maybe once or twice with my mommy.

Well, maybe this huh babe was an oinker.

Well, Miss L here didn't, and she's telling.

Well, Morris, here's your chance.

Well, Morris, what did you do this time?

Well, Mr. Belding, I think you're one of the best

Well, my parents insist I have an extracurricular activity.

Well, nice to see such a good turnout.

Well, now that I've seen you

Well, of course they're acting friendly, silly, they're friends.

Well, okay, if you say so.

Well, opposites do attract.

Well, personally, I like the old school cheer better.

Well, pish tosh, I'll show him!

Well, Screech, I told Mr. Belding

Well, Screech, your father was probably nervous.

Well, see you tomorrow. Good night.

Well, see, that's why I like you, Nicki

Well, sir, for me it's one hand on the wheel, one arm around Kelly.

Well, sir, he's telling everyone that he should teach the class.

Well, sir, it was a miracle of modern technology.

Well, sir, we've just finished our movie.

Well, Slater, at least we have each other.

Well, Slater, your Malibu Classic, my Valiant.

Well, son, just a few seconds ago, you were playing Little League.

Well, thank you, Jeannie.

Well, that'd be up to the government, son.

Well, that's good, Mr. Tuttle, because we've never sung before.

Well, that's it, finished.

Well, that's just perfect.

Well, that's the first sign of old age.

Well, that's very nice, sir, but where's the deal?

Well, that's what I meant. I'm freezing.

Well, that's where I read it.

Well, there is this new kid named Melvin Nerdly.

Well, there's another customer. Now, let's get a few more.

Well, there's only one thing to do.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Well, there's three guys for every girl.

Well, they don't give you much choice up there.

Well, they have to be somewhere.

Well, they shipped tea, spices, people, lumber, that kind of thing.

Well, they're dead.

Well, uh, I'd love to Violet, really

Well, wait a minute, Max, wait a minute.

Well, we didn't help.

Well, what can I do?

Well, what did you find out?

Well, what do you think?

Well, what would you like to learn today?

Well, who ran it, sir?

Well, yeah, I'm afraid so.

Well, yeah, kinda sorta.

Well, yeah, you're Tom Cruise, the coolest guy at school.

Well, yeah. Guys are great at math.

Well, yeah. Leonard loves g**** soda.

Well, yeah. The poor dork

Well, yeah. You can change your name to Lisa

Well, yes. Oh, but it's not mine.

Well, you you you just gotta hear this...

Well, you can help us figure out how to get Screech's dog back.

Well, you can't tell Zack, but

Well, you got all the words right.

Well, you gotta love her, sir.

Well, you picked an awkward time.

Well, you'll have to speak to the Dean of Students.

Well? How did he do?

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well... hmm.

Went off by accident. It's sensitive.

Were the girls still in Home Ec?

What a cute couple it is.

What a great movie, Screech.

What a slimeball!

What a stupid, sexist waste of time!

What a thrill!

What a wimp!

What a woman!

What about me? I helped, too.

What about our grades on the midterm? I have to get an A.

What about Slater? He's my best student.

What about the wedding? I bought you a blender.

What about us? Don't our feelings and needs matter?

What am I doing here? I came to see you.

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna tell him when he doesn't show up?

What are these doing here?

What are we getting so upset for?

What are we going to do? The party,

What are we gonna do?

What are you chairperson of, Robert?

What are you crying about?

What are you doing backstage?

What are you doing here, Morris?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do? Go out with her and the nurse?

What are you gonna do at Yosemite? Walk around trees and chase squirrels.

What are you gonna do, wrestle on the radio?

What are you gonna do? Shoot her with a stun gun?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you so happy about, Preppie?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? I killed that guy.

What can I do?

What did you want to see me about, Zack?

What did Zack do to her?

What do I know about taste? I married Peg.

What do we do with that?

What do you call dinner with Todd Winfield?

What do you have planned for our celebration Saturday night?

What do you have to lose?

What do you mean, my heart?

What do you mean, who am I?!

What do you mean?

What do you mean? Don't you remember our cheer?

What does any of this have to do with Jessie and Slater?

What does any of this have to do with Jessie and Slater?

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

What does Zack have that I don't have?

What else is new?

What else would she do with the coffee, Zack?

What good will it do me if I've got pneumonia?

What happened?

What happened?

What he's trying to say, sir, is that you're both so...

What I look like is not as important as what I am, bubba.

What if they don't choose us?

What is all this?

What is going on, Jessie?

What is it, Zack?

What is so important that you would disappoint 30 kids?

What is this, a joke?

What kind of lease do you have on this this, Mr. Belding?

What movie are you going to?

What should I do? Waiting in Waikiki."

What Slater's trying to say is that Yosemite seems beautiful

What student?

What the blond sucker upper is trying to say,

What the...?

What time is it? I have to take my geometry test.

What was that?

What you did was disrespectful to the class and to your ancestors.

What you said about elephants reminded me of my mother in law.

What you're saying is that all of you would like to go with him.

What Zack did to Kelly? I'm sure she can take care of it.

What, are you lookin' at something, Mancuso?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Kelly, you're in?

What? So that's why no one cheered for me then.

What? They told me to ask you out.

What? Todd Winfield's going out with Kelly?

What? You mean that's not a Moosie original?

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What?!

What'd you say?

What's all this fighting about?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on? Golly, that's a good question.

What's it gonna be, son?

What's our total so far?

What's the cotton for?

What's the deal, fellas? I ain't getting any younger.

What's the five minute rule?

What's the matter, chicken?

What's the matter? Is something wrong?

What's the name of your tribe?

What's the problem, Kelly?

What's with the uniform?

What's wrong, Kelly?

What's your name I mean, nombre?

What's your problem, Bubba?

What's your problem, mate?

Whatever happened to the boy?

Whatever that means.

Whatever you say, "Mr. Balding."

When a teacher wished them good morning.

When did you say I'll be on?

When do the zombies fall in love?

When he gets outta here.

When he was 12 we camped out on the front lawn, he got lost.

When I call your name, step forward.

When I could be off meeting Miss Right?

When I left he was all choked up.

When more of them were getting killed in battle with the white man.

When she can go with a gladiator?

When she retires next month.

When the King hit the floor, I bit the big one.

When the well being of your fellow students is at stake?

When two nuts in the forest are dating other nuts,

When you cared as much about jeans and long hair

When you young men and women mature you will learn that "relationships"

When?

Whenever I'm bummed, there's always someone here to help.

Whenever I'm depressed, lassie, I sing a song.

Where are we gonna buy another one before my mom gets home?

Where are we gonna get $250?

Where else?

Where is Billy? Jessie why don't you go get him?

Where is he?

Where is your swimsuit, Jessie?

Where was I?

Where'd you get that?

Where's Jessie? I guess Billy's still sleeping?

Where's Matt Dillon?

Where's Mr. Manfredi?

Where's that picture you were gonna give me?

Wherever you can find it. There are so many terrible things

Which became harder and harder

Which one of you is AC Slater?

Which they have to say they don't.

Whichever team wins the tug of war is our champion.

While I'm trying to find another job.

While the Screechman takes you home.

While we're in Hawaii, they'll still be "down by the old mill stream." For sure.

Whispering Wind.

Who are the three guys with Paul McCartney?

Who are you guys trying to kid? You've been going out since the prom.

Who cares?

Who cares? I'm just here to get a tan.

Who couldn't tell a 13 year old girl the truth.

Who did this?

Who do you think you're fooling, kid?

Who does this guy think he's dealing with?

Who else called this Teen Line?

Who else?

Who is this jerk?

Who once lived peacefully in Oregon's Wallowa Valley.

Who said anything about volunteering?

Who said that? Who?

Who says she doesn't like shopping.

Who wants to see a bunch of barbarians kick each other's butt anyway?

Who washes their hair six times a day?

Who wishes they could tell what they knew.

Who would be the lucky one to thank you in person.

Who you calling a meathead, skinny lips?

Who, or should I say what, are you?

Who?

Who's causing all the problems for Miss K?

Who's letting him win?

Who's the hottest couple at Bayside.

Whoa, now that's a side of him I've never seen.

Whoa, Tonto, me got a question.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! I think when he sees you, his helmet will melt.

Whoa! Whhhh oaaaa oh!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa... whoa.

Whoever did this is in plenty of trouble!

Whoop!

Whoops.

Why are you nervous? You didn't do anything.

Why aren't women allowed on the front line?

Why aren't you at the prom?

Why aren't you in uniform, Cadet Morris?

Why can't the Arabs get along with the Israelis?

Why can't the lion get along with the zebra?

Why couldn't the white man and the Indians get along?

Why couldn't you just be straight with me?

Why couldn't you tell me you were having trouble in school?

Why did you have to die?

Why didn't you come to the rally?

Why didn't you tell me my ancestor was a famous chief?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why didn't you tell them the truth?

Why do you call these finger bowls?

Why do you put your left arm straight out the window?

Why doesn't that make me feel better?

Why don't I just show you his file?

Why don't we cut out the singing part?

Why don't we go for a walk instead?

Why don't we go make a Kodak moment?

Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?

Why don't we take a cruise to Hawaii?

Why don't you bet the mutt, Morris?

Why don't you come down? We can use your help.

Why don't you ease up on him, Mr. Morris?

Why don't you get in the car, and show me how it's done?

Why don't you guys celebrate this Saturday night?

Why don't you guys come with us in our limo?

Why don't you just give him your money?

Why don't you just hire a man to do it?

Why don't you save that for your honeymoon?

Why don't you start with

Why don't you tell Zack about the prom?

Why don't you wait on that?

Why is Billy wearing Slater's shirt?

Why not bring the producer to the girls' locker room?

Why not go to the boys' room and flush yourself to China?

Why not?

Why not? You could always hang your coat on his antlers.

Why not? You do it all the time.

Why not? You've got some great ones.

Why should I help you? I already have all your money.

Why should I join the Cadet Corps?

Why should I mind? I trust you completely.

Why wait for him to call?

Why would she want me?

Why yes, I guess yes, it is.

Why, is Billy sleeping?

Why, is Billy sleeping?

Why, Zack is the most improved student

Why?

Why? What's so bad about school physicals?

Why? Why should women be the only ones put on parade?

Why'd you quit the Glee Club.

Why's everybody so down?

Will the chair pig please mind his own business?

Will you calm down? It's only one quiz.

Will you get off my back? Now I have to burn my clothes.

Will you go to the prom with me?

Will you marry me, and take the test for me?

Will you shut up?!

Will you stop it, Jessie? You're gonna make yourself sick.

Will you stop your protesting?

Will you vacate the vehicle?!

Will, Jessie Spano, Larry Plisskin, and Zack Morris

Wind, three five pressure. Ready to land. We are coming in.

With a lock on the trapdoor to keep the bears out.

With all the work he does, he still takes time

With dinner at the beach Saturday night?

With everything you want to know that's none of your business.

With her on our side, we can't be beat.

With that blond hair, you must be from some Malibu surfing tribe.

With the most beautiful girl in school by the end of the day.

With today's changing woman?"

With your main music man Zack Morris,

Woman: ♪ KKTY, Bayside! ♪

Women are nuts.

Women could not control themselves.

Women the worldwide found him irresistible.

Wonderful! Please do it again.

Woo! She's partying around!

World peace broke out.

Worried that Mr. Belding wasn't getting any work done.

Would everyone gather around? I have an announcement to make.

Would the class trip representatives report to my office immediately?

Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose?

Would you go steady with me?

Would you let him go on a ski trip anyway

Would you let him go on a ski trip anyway

Would you like to hear tonight's specials?

Would you relax?

Would you relax? There's no one else to see us.

Wow, a building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.

Wow, four queens. That's the best hand we've had all night...

Wow, good plan!

Wow, look at this!

Wow, whoopie whoopie. This is some pretty heavy stuff.

Wow, you're right! Hey, you're great at this.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! I don't know what to say.

Wow! Look at these posters. Hey, we got The Rolling Stones.

Wow! You're really good.

Wow! Zack's so fast, I didn't even see him come in.

Wow!!

Wow!!

Wow. Here's my number. Call me anytime.

Wow. You know, close encounters like

Wow. You think he cares that much about my tooth?

Wrong. It's a responsibility and a privilege.

Y hey!

Yeah whoa.

Yeah, "The Old Men on the Block."

Yeah, all my grandmother's friends wear the same kind.

Yeah, all of them. They died hundreds of years ago.

Yeah, and dead guys don't pay a dollar to arm wrestle.

Yeah, and Dear Donna's famous.

Yeah, and don't feel bad about backing Screech instead of me.

Yeah, and football, and baseball, and hockey.

Yeah, and I won't share my house either.

Yeah, and if we hurry, we can all catch the 8:00 show.

Yeah, and the rest of us can hum.

Yeah, and you still are!

Yeah, besides, Kelly asked us to take care of him.

Yeah, but the brave little guy

Yeah, Charlie.

Yeah, he is a substitute on our chess team.

Yeah, he's got so much more hair than you do, sir.

Yeah, I am. Zack...

Yeah, I can't beat Butch. We'll lose.

Yeah, I do, but I'd like to hear some more.

Yeah, I have an ear for human.

Yeah, I just dumped the dweeb.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't wait for the prom.

Yeah, I understand, all right. I understand you're a dork

Yeah, I'll go find him.

Yeah, I'm a human dart. I'll take this clown.

Yeah, if you don't mind a leader who can't swim too well.

Yeah, in fact, why waste any more time with you

Yeah, it says in here he was a famous chef.

Yeah, it'd be a lot quicker.

Yeah, it'd be like asking love advice

Yeah, it'll be great!

Yeah, it's it's all Lisa said.

Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one, either.

Yeah, Jessie! What are you doing here?

Yeah, let's go home, guys.

Yeah, let's watch "Fresh Prince."

Yeah, looks like fun too. They end each class with a cheer.

Yeah, Louise!

Yeah, make it quick. I gotta head over to the Max for rehearsals.

Yeah, me too, Mama. Will you forgive us?

Yeah, my dad let me back the car out of the garage once.

Yeah, one of us should go over there

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. Gently.

Yeah, Screech. We would've been lost if it wasn't for you.

Yeah, she called all of us.

Yeah, she's gonna hate this.

Yeah, show off your inner person.

Yeah, sure, if I meet him in San Francisco this weekend,

Yeah, that's about it. Because the Corps is stupid.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, the "New Chicks on the Block."

Yeah, the cake's delicious.

Yeah, they both did great at the talent rehearsal.

Yeah, they'll print anything.

Yeah, they're really eager to meet you.

Yeah, we can fool Belding, but we'll never fool the judges.

Yeah, we're going to go buy my dress tomorrow.

Yeah, we're just full of it.

Yeah, we're just full of it.

Yeah, well the rest of you makes up for it, Mama.

Yeah, well, I tell you,

Yeah, what she said.

Yeah, what should I do?

Yeah, what? Oh...

Yeah, what's the big emergency?

Yeah, yeah, I will. Thanks, Nitro.

Yeah, you know there's an itch going through the school.

Yeah, you've been grounded for 75 years.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! And your father has seven children,

Yeah! Go, guys, go, guys. Come on, guys.

Yeah! Ooh!

Yeah! Right on, Butch! Right on, man!

Yeah! Right on, Butch! Right on, man!

Yeah! Right on! Right on, Butch!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? For what, the Nerd Bowl?

Yeah? Then kiss yourself and go home.

Yeah? Well, all women are

Yeah? Well, so did I.

Yeah? What do the other 2% want?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All men are pigs.

Yeah. But don't tell Lisa or Kelly. They'll get jealous.

Yeah. Could you could you hold for a minute?

Yeah. Could you tell me that really long story

Yeah. Every time I call her,

Yeah. Hey, we're pals, okay?

Yeah. How can we have art class without a teacher?

Yeah. I was going to enter, but after listening to you, I won't.

Yeah. I'll get you 20 good men by lunch, Jessie.

Yeah. I've got front row seats.

Yeah. Then you understand?

Yeah. Who doesn't?

Yeah. Yeah, it's 6:30. Come on, we've gotta go.

Yearbook pictures are being taken in the library.

Yep, and now we have everything they have in there.

Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.

Yes, but Mr. S made a promise to Mr. Z not to tell anyone.

Yes, but what is Kelly's baby brother

Yes, dear.

Yes, he's a professional wrestler.

Yes, hello.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I remember everything now. And so clearly.

Yes, I'd say you made a total fool of yourself.

Yes, I'll be taking over for Nurse Butcher

Yes, I'm taking her out, Lisa. And no, I'm not telling you where.

Yes, I'm wearing a new hearing aid.

Yes, Miss Wentworth?

Yes, my darling, we were meant to be together.

Yes, please go.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, they do. Why don't we start with this?

Yes, very fair.

Yes, very good, Zack.

Yes, we loved how you all moved.

Yes, what should I do?

Yes, yes, those seats are good. Listen, these

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! And madness leads to greatness!

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Elvis likes to face the kitchen...

Yes. That was an easy question.

Yo, kid. Give it a rest.

Yo! Jen babe.

You almost have a straight A average.

You and Mancuso show me some air.

You and Slater are, dare I say the word, a couple?

You are going to feel much better.

You are in trouble.

You are not gonna win.

You are not my headache anymore.

You are taking her out, aren't you?

You are wonderful, General Screech.

You are?

You asked her to go steady, and now you're backing off. What's up?

You blew it, babe. Don't try crawling back.

You broke up?!

You buy 100 computers from us, and I'll knock off 20%.

You can do it. Come on.

You can open up a juice stand with this old lemon.

You can pick the teams. Do we have a deal?

You can say that again.

You can take me prisoner in that war anytime, baby.

You can trust me.

You can use those 12 months to think about this.

You can wait your turn.

You can't enter a man.

You can't prove that, sir.

You can't talk to my girl like that, you squid!

You did say a three minute speech, right?

You did, but...

You didn't even kiss Jessie, you kissed my dog!

You do a great impression of Mr. Tuttle,

You do what you have to do,

You do?

You do? So do I. All right, you go first.

You don't look so happy. Want to talk about it?

You don't mean that.

You don't need a physical, you need a mental.

You don't?!

You flooded the inside.

You get people's hopes up and then you let them down.

You girls are gonna make a music video.

You go ahead, Kelly. I just want to call somebody first.

You go on a date with him.

You got it, Butch! Just hustle!

You got it, Preppie. Poor Kelly. Not poor Zackie.

You got it!

You got what you wanted, Morris. I guess this is goodbye.

You gotta be on the field for the track pictures.

You gotta play along, make them think they're winning

You guys are faking, aren't you?

You guys are hopeless! Turn around!

You guys are paying me a bundle.

You guys are terrific. I'll be your manager. We'll make a fortune.

You guys are the clumsiest bunch of goofs I've ever seen,

You guys didn't know where Billy was?

You guys, I don't know. I have Dewey's midterm,

You guys, why not forgive and forget?

You had everything.

You have a map of the mall?

You have to butt into the pageant to upstage me!

You have to cheer it along. Like...

You have two weeks detention. Take your seat.

You have until noon tomorrow to confess, or else!

You haven't been around for 75 years, Zack.

You haven't had any shoppers, either.

You heard her, stall... stall.

You heard her, stall... stall.

You heard what the lieutenant said.

You just better treat her good.

You know as much about beauty pageants

You know how hard it was for me to get these L.A. Raider tickets?

You know that, Zack.

You know this one, you know this one, you know this one.

You know we haven't fought for 15 seconds.

You know what I like about you Jessie?

You know what really bugs me about all this?

You know what they say, "Big muscles, small brain."

You know what, Jessie? Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay.

You know what?

You know what? I was wrong.

You know what? I wish I had some place to go.

You know, as KKTY's first living legend,

You know, I bet this Indian could be my ancestor.

You know, I remember my mom telling me stories

You know, I'd love to know what guys do when we're not around.

You know, Kelly, I've always loved you in that cheerleading outfit.

You know, Kelly, this is gonna be the best week of our lives.

You know, maybe I better hold onto this.

You know, maybe you should just leave.

You know, pages three and four are quite interesting.

You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty.

You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea.

You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea.

You know, Slater,

You know, Slater, if I hadn't gotten that ring for Kelly,

You know, Slater, women really don't belong in the Army.

You know, son, if I were your friend's father,

You know, you're awfully cute when you're not leaking.

You know, Zack never used to drive me anywhere.

You know, Zack,

You lied to me, honey.

You like me, don't you, Zack?

You may keep the worms, my darling.

You may not believe this, but I am a non violent person.

You mean all I have to do is join that Mickey Mouse Army?

You mean that 15 year old without a car?

You mean there's someone else, say a Mr. S who knows about a Mr. Z?

You mean, besides talking about babes?

You mean, Samuel Powers?

You mean, you like the ballet?

You mean, you want to take us?

You meant with your friends.

You might put out the candle.

You must be meeting someone special.

You must!

You needed them.

You never are.

You only get zits from one of us.

You oughta hear Jessie's message "if this is Slater,

You pig!

You play chess?

You promised me you had changed, but no, you are the same Rod.

You put that in your locker?

You quit.

You really believe there are people here from other planets?

You really care about this baby don't you?

You really do remind me of my brother.

You really want me to go to heaven with you?

You remember Mork, from "Mork and Mindy"?

You said the Corps would make me the kind of man Molly would want.

You saw right through us.

You see

You see, he made a few mistakes when he came to my house for dinner.

You see, I'm spider sitting for the weekend.

You see, it's a technicality.

You see, Mr. B, we only have one big class trip

You see, your great great great grandfather

You should feel stupid.

You should swallow your tongue.

You should've seen her. My little sister pitched a no hitter.

You sound like a commercial for oat bran.

You sound like a completely different Glee Club.

You sound like a Hallmark card.

You stink!

You sure he's not in the classroom?

You taught her everything she knows?

You taught me how to throw that great curve.

You tell him, honey.

You tell your father to be in my office

You think Screech Powers is an alien?

You think that, uh... I don't know,

You think you can be that smooth?

You thought you had me, didn't you, with the chess team,

You throw just like a girl.

You told me you were gonna stop taking them.

You too, Slater.

You used to tell me everything. What happened to us?

You violated our privacy?

You wanna know how you can get that girl?

You want me to go get you some popcorn, my love?

You want to bet?

You were all supposed to write a poem.

You were that much in love?

You weren't ready to listen.

You weren't supposed to leave!

You weren't supposed to tell him.

You will eat it, you will like it, there is no choice!

You will have to subdue the very mean fighting machine,

You won't be able to go on the ski trip.

You would?

You wouldn't believe it. She's got her first crush.

You wouldn't have won anyway. Besides,

You? Me? Us?

You'd be looking at twice the airtime!

You'd better hurry it up! I feel a sneezing fit coming on.

You'd have an easier time trying to get that thing

You'd have to pay them to tow it away.

You'll go where no man has ever gone before.

You'll never drive unless you learn to operate it correctly.

You'll never pass my test, Zackie.

You'll see, man.

You're a born leader. I'd hate to lose you.

You're a compassionate man, Mr. B.

You're a ding dong, Milton.

You're a much better dancer.

You're a much better dancer.

You're a wuss!

You're an unfit mother.

You're bonded. You figure it out.

You're both behind this Teen Line, aren't you?

You're disrupting my school, and frankly you're bugging me.

You're doing this to spend time with some stewardess?

You're full of them.

You're getting worse.

You're going to be our soloist.

You're going to have to take us all.

You're gonna give us whatever grade we want?

You're gonna show the student body my student body?

You're great looking, a great dancer, a great guy.

You're headed for the Radio Hall of Fame.

You're into fashion.

You're just a computer chip off the old block, aren't you, Zack?

You're just okay.

You're kidding! Slater gave Screech a black eye?

You're letting my brother lead you into the woods.

You're like one of the guys.

You're Melvin Nerdly?

You're messing with the federal government here.

You're mine!

You're not abandoning us now, are you, sir?

You're not abandoning us now, are you, sir?

You're not gonna find any of these stories in a book.

You're not in the contest.

You're not like Maxwell at all.

You're not only cute, but smart. I love this kid.

You're not so tough.

You're not the guy I'm looking for.

You're not the principal. I know the princi

You're out, all right. My office, five minutes.

You're pathetic.

You're pathetic. All right, I'll help you.

You're right, he'll be mad, he's a Giants fan.

You're right, let's run away tonight!

You're right, Nitro. I'm going to tell him exactly how I feel.

You're right. Call her back, tell her we're going.

You're right. He's really messing up our lives.

You're right. I never could have messed up this much alone.

You're singing tonight.

You're supposed to be an Indian, why are you wearing a Dodger hat?

You're sure you're all right about this?

You're sweet.

You're terrific.

You're that weird kid I saw in the principal's office.

You're the investigative reporter. See what you can dig up.

You're the one who talked us into joining the Corps.

You're the only one who can beat him.

You're the only one who cried when Ernest went to jail.

You're the only one with a voice as good as Violet's.

You're too hot, Nerdstrom. I'm out.

You're weakening.

You're welcome!

You're winning in the back, sir.

You're wrong, Screech.

You've actually decided who you want to take to the prom?

You've given everyone a job but me.

You've got my word.

You've got to be ready!

You've got to make Nicki think you're a disgusting creep.

You've heard of Batman? Jessie played "Bat mamacita."

You've missed a lot, Zack. We all have kids.

Young man, please excuse us.

Young man, we saw you rescue our daughter tonight.

Your attention, please. This is your principal, Mr. Belding.

Your baby? Zack, I think you're getting hysterical.

Your big mouth has gotten you into enough trouble.

Your brother is an expert and offered to take us.

Your father warned me about that so, uh...

Your husband?!

Your last baby tooth fell out!

Your looks won't get you through this one, cheerleader.

Your Mom said you wanted to see me.

Your pulse is racing. Would you like to sit down?

Your taste is so tacky.

Your understanding of politics

Yuck! I hate coffee.

Yup, men doing men things.

Zachariah?

Zachary, that's despicable, deceitful...

Zack and Slater are dead even. And what's the final event, Kelly?

Zack has my blessing to go kick some Valley

Zack lost him.

Zack Morris, you're up next.

Zack Morris!

Zack Morris?

Zack Morris?

Zack Morris.

Zack promised me he'd be ready.

Zack was right about you. Why, he was going on and on

Zack, are Jessie and Kelly still out there with those signs?

Zack, are you all right?

Zack, are you feeling all right?

Zack, do you think guys like girls who wear glasses?

Zack, do you think guys like girls who wear glasses?

Zack, do you want a girl?

Zack, don't worry we'll find him. Besides, it's not your fault.

Zack, go home and get some rest.

Zack, he's my friend. You can't tell me who to be friends with.

Zack, hold it together. You are Zack.

Zack, I adore your innocence,

Zack, I am calling your father.

Zack, I am really impressed. You really are serious about this test.

Zack, I can't take care of Billy. I've got a test first period.

Zack, I don't know how to thank you for tonight.

Zack, I don't know how to thank you.

Zack, I have a surprise for you.

Zack, I have never seen this side of you before.

Zack, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

Zack, I haven't seen you run that fast

Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations,

Zack, I love you!

Zack, I thought you knew this already, but I'm a guy.

Zack, I'd like you to meet Melvin Nerdly.

Zack, I'm so sorry.

Zack, I'm sorry I drove Violet out of the Glee Club,

Zack, I've been looking all over for you,

Zack, I've got

Zack, if that picture gets out, it could ruin me.

Zack, if you don't finish this assignment,

Zack, let's talk after class, I have an answer for you.

Zack, maybe we should go.

Zack, nice room.

Zack, put your hand under Kelly's neck.

Zack, sit down. You're ticking him off.

Zack, something tells me you haven't changed that much.

Zack, tell my mom why this looks like a party.

Zack, that was a different time. They are not the same.

Zack, the Army is not for me.

Zack, this is so nice.

Zack, Tuttle went to get Belding. You've got to confess.

Zack, we are not going steady. This is just a friendship ring.

Zack, we did it! We have enough money to get the statue!

Zack, we're just dating. I'm not ready to go steady.

Zack, we've been friends since the first grade.

Zack, we've gotta hurry, the pep rally starts in 10 minutes.

Zack, what about your ancestors?

Zack, what are we doing here?

Zack, what are you doing here?

Zack, what are you doing here?

Zack, what are you going to tell Kelly if we don't find him?

Zack, what is the correct driving position?

Zack, what made you change your mind about running?

Zack, whatever you're thinking, just stop. We were lucky once.

Zack, why can't he suck out your brain?

Zack, Why'd you want to see me here?

Zack, will you dance with me?

Zack, you can stop letting him win now.

Zack, you can't know what this means to me.

Zack, you flunk Driver's Ed. You'll make it up next year.

Zack, you go crawling back to Kelly

Zack, you gotta come back. We don't stand a chance without you.

Zack, you have to help me get out of here.

Zack, you want to answer for "Hessie"?

Zack, you were so awesome at the track meet.

Zack, you'll lead the Red Team, Slater, the Blue Team.

Zack, you're being jealous about nothing.

Zack, you're not a matador,

Zack, you're not being reasonable about this.

Zack, you're not so bad.

Zack, you've really become fond of him, haven't you?

Zack, your ideas only help you. That's selfish, that's unfair

Zack, Zack, I found what you're looking for.

Zack, Zack.

Zack!

Zack!

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Zack?

Zack?

Zack?

Zack?

Zack? Can I come in?

Zack?!

Zack. Zack! Wait.

Zack...

Zack...

Zack's going out with my sister, Nicki?

Zack's right.

Zackie was that you who made the R so "perfectement"?

Zackie, you make such a good example.

Zzzack!

10 2.

10 2. 2 10.

14 hours and 37 minutes?

15 years of marriage just down the drain.

30 Saturdays?! Sir, can we negotiate?

38 minutes, Zack, but then again, who's counting?

50 bucks.

55 miles per hour.

98% of our listeners want it short, fast and often.

98% of the students favor two days of school

...437. Hey, Slater.

"Are you having a good time?" Yes!

"When morning comes I raise my You may begin when ready.

♪ I love you so ♪ ♪ And I love you too ♪

♪ Me ♪ ♪ Bom ♪

$2,853.00. All right.

4:00 okay? See you then.

11... 12... How are you doing, Screech?

1865. Successor?

A "C"? Zack, you're flunking.

A carnival. that is a really great idea.

A hunk off, Geraldo Screech. A hunk off indeed.

about getting you kids a medal. And $10,000, right?

Adjust the mirrors. Correct!

All right, Blue Team ready? Ready!

All right, go ahead. Thanks.

All right, Mr. Belding. Thanks, Mr. B.

All right, yeah. But where's Rod?

All right! But

All right! Lost cause, eh, Preppie?

All right. Get down, ladies!

All right. Yeah!

All right. Yosemite, that could be good.

And for what purpose? To check my make up.

and The Zit Hit Machine. The Zit Hit Machine?

Any new business? Yes, as council president,

Any volunteers? Sir, I'm an expert on mouth to mouth.

Are you available, Mama? Anytime for you.

Are you okay, Kelly? Yeah, I guess so. I hit my head

Are you sure about this, Zack? Just trust me. It's for the best.

Are you sure this is fair? Sir, you have my word.

Are you sure you're all right? Much better now, sir.

Are you sure? Are we sure?

Aw, Dad. Come on.

Awful! The worst!

Aye. Wait a minute, wait a minute...

Beat four queens, Maxwell. Four ladies, right on.

Because we need cooks. Yeah!

Big deal. I don't get it, Zack.

Bopper, Bopper... Bopper, Bopper, Bopper...

Bring home a winner. Okay.

Bring it on home. All right.

Buenos nachos. Not so fast, "Miss Tortilla."

Buongiorno, baby. Arrivederci, Dorky.

But I always chew gum in class. You do?

But we don't agree on anything. That's not true.

But, Dad, he was just he No, no.

But, I'm in terrible trouble. Why?

Buy you a car? That's crazy. And so are you.

By the way, are you married? By the way, yes.

Can I borrow yours? This is very unprofessional.

Can we see it? Sure, come on over to the house.

can't wait to see you in your tux. All right!

Can't you help? I wish I could,

Chief Henry? Yeah.

Class may continue. Stop.

Come in. Mr. Belding Zack?

Come on in, Running Zack. Running Zack?

Come on, guys, let's go for it. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Come on, Lisa. Let's go, Lisa!

Come on. Relax. Let's show her, okay?

Come on. Zack?

Could you help? Calm down, Zack.

Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, hi, Zack.

Dad. Zack?

Daddy? Yeah?

Dare I, dude? Like, for sure, dude.

Did you go to Stanford? Heck no, they wouldn't take me.

Did you make this? Last night.

Do you really think so? Well, I believe in you, kid.

Do you think you could get me Cola?

Does everybody agree? Oh, yeah.

Does that answer your question? I won?! I really won?!

Don't sweat it. Hi, Kelly.

Don't you know, Mr. Belding? I guess he forgot.

Down and give me 20. How about two five's and a 10?

Each girl Ahem.

Enjoying the movie, Kel? Oh, Slater.

Evening wear. Disgusting. I love it.

everyone is free to leave. I've never heard of that rule.

Fine. Call me back. Hi, Dad.

for some flu shot floozie? Hold on!

Ford Theater. Year?

Four Saturdays? Huh uh, 30 Saturdays!

Four seconds! Yeah, Lisa!

Gee, I don't know. Now, Screech,

Girl talk, Slater. Pardon us. Okay, but first,

Give him a break, Zack. We'll help you wash it, Slater.

Give me the phone. What?

Go ahead. Oh no, you go.

Go Kelly! Ready?

Go, Kelly! Don't worry, Kelly.

Go! All right, Mama, go!

Go! All right.

Go! Come on, Kelly!

Go! Go, Lisa! Let's go, Lisa! Lisa!

Go! Go, Screech, go, go, go!

Go! Hi, Mrs. Belding.

Good idea. Do it. Really? All right.

Good morning, Mr. Dickerson. Stop sucking up, it won't work.

Good one, Dad. Two months is more like it.

Good one! Good one, Slater.

Good, I'm glad that's settled. Good, here's your ring back! Goodbye!

Good. Good.

Good. You too, Slater. Okay.

Got it? Got it.

Got it. All right!

G**** soda, three straws. Thank you.

Great idea, I second that motion. All in favor?

Great idea. Me?

Great job, Lisa. Thank you.

Great, what's he like? He's not as cool as I am

Great. What'd I tell you? Piece of cake.

Guys, what do we have to lose? Right.

Guys. Zack, Butch is running again.

Have you asked Kelly yet? Yes, I did.

Have you been dancing? No, I've been icing.

He can't bet Hound Dog! Screech, it's a sure thing.

He can't go? Why not?

He said he loved me. Whoa! Hold on a sec.

He should be the one to confess. Fat chance.

He was a brave man. What was his name?

he's kind of a geek. That's perfect!

Hello, everyone. Hey, Mr. Belding.

Hello, Samuel. Mom, you're back.

Hello? Yeah, Lisa. It's Zack.

Hey, buddy. I want to pledge my savings.

Hey, Butch. Hey!

Hey, guys. How're you doing? Hey.

Hey, that sounds choice, Zack. All right.

Hey, that's great! What tape, Zack?

Hey, that's great. Yeah, we rehearse tonight.

Hey, that's robbery. Yeah, isn't it?

Hey, who's there? How've you been, Zack?

Hey. Hi, Zack. Think quick.

Hey. Mr. Belding?

Hi, cutie. Kelly, is that you again?

Hi, Daddy. Hi, honey.

Hi, guys. Hi.

Hi, Jessie. Jessie?

Hi, Kelly. Hi.

Hi, Kelly. See the ring?

Hi, Molly. Hi.

Hi, Mr. Belding. Hey, Zack.

Hi, Nitro. This is Kelly. Kelly?

Hi, Nitro. This is Nicki again. Oh, no. I mean, hold on.

Hi, Nitro. This is Nicki again. Oh, no. I mean, hold on.

Hi, Slater! Out for a spin? What are you doing here?!

Hi, Tuttle. What are you doing on my turf?

Hi, Zack. Wow, hey, you look great.

Hi, Zackie. See the ring?

Hi. Bye.

Hold it! Hold it!

Hold on. Holding, sir.

How about 50? Come on, Lieutenant.

How about you, Lisa? I owe my father $112.

How do you mean? Well

How important could that be? Lisa, you don't understand.

How? That's a good start!

How's it going in here? Radical, Richie dude.

How's it going in here? Radical, Richie dude.

How's the movie going? Great, Mr. B.

Huh? That's so sweet.

I am, sir. Who else would be?

I am. Who cares? You weren't a slave.

I can do it in a weekend. Jessie, stop already.

I can't wait to go for a ride. You won't have to wait long.

I did? The man is a saint.

I don't believe her. Well, you shouldn't,

I don't know. We can't do it without you.

I don't like this. Who cares?

I don't think so. You gotta get out of here,

I don't think they're that bad. Thanks, Kelly!

I feel so guilty. You shouldn't feel guilty, Jessie.

I got you now! Sir

I have some? Yeah.

I heard everything. Oh, you did?

I hope you like America. America, si.

I like it. Great!

I mean, my mothership. He speaks our language.

I need them. Jessie, give me those!

I remember you. You're a nurse?

I said I'm sorry. Okay.

I sell these things. Aah.

I think I'm going to cry. No, please don't.

I think I'm gonna cry. Stop it.

I think she's hooked on them. Look, they're probably vitamins.

I think you're right. Absolutely.

I was wondering if you could Move it!

I won? You were wonderful!

I'd like to do that for you. Oh!

I'll bet 10 bucks, Maxwell. But that's all the money you have.

I'll call you tomorrow. Oh, okay, Zack.

I'll take an out of state check. Who are you?

I'm bringing something with us. We're bringing your underwear?

I'm entering Screech. Are you crazy?

I'm going to volleyball practice. Hop in. I'll drive you there.

I'm home! Mom, you're early.

I'm in love with I knew it! I knew it!

I'm late for an appointment. Mr. Belding, come quick.

I'm not feeling so good, Kelly. What's wrong?

I'm so happy for you. Me?

I'm sorry you got hurt. It wasn't your fault, Zack.

I'm sorry, Kelly. Have you told Zack?

I'm sorry. No, no, no, I got it.

I'm sure you'll all be great. Thanks, Max.

I've always wanted to do that. There's nothing like it.

I've got a geometry quiz. No. Huh uh.

If it's all right with you? Sure.

In cash. Okay, deal.

in the Indian caves. But, Mr. Belding,

Is she gonna help us? Yeah.

Is something wrong, Slater? Well no, it

Is something wrong? No.

Is something wrong? What did you say?

Is there a problem? Problem?

Is Zack in trouble? Trouble? Zack?

It can be dangerous. Don't worry about it, sir.

It was an accident. Screech, come on, don't worry.

It wasn't my fault. Hey, Screech.

It'll be fun, huh, Kelly? All right. Sure.

It's a prom picnic. You're crazy.

It's fun being pretty. You are hopeless.

It's just you, Preppie. Huh uh, come on.

It's okay. You're right.

James, you should be an actor. I am an actor,

Jessie and Kelly wanna make up. What?

Jessie what? I saw it with my own two eyes.

Jessie, are you all right? Great, wonderful, terrific!

Jessie, those pills are dangerous. Yeah, well, so is geometry.

Jessie, you're being silly, More, I can take it!

Jessie's too smart to take drugs. Zack!

John Wilkes Booth. Where?

Kelly did what? Kelly did what?

Kelly dumped me. Is that what you think?

Kelly or Jessie? They won't call.

Kelly, how does your head feel? It feels fine.

Kelly, how does your head feel? It feels fine.

Kelly. No, you can't.

Kelly. Oop

Let me see that. Look at that right there.

Let me tell you something Let me no.

Let me through. It's my classroom.

Let's do it. All right.

Let's go rafting, Mr. B. Yeah!

Let's go to the concert. Our favorite group's performing.

Let's go, guys. Red Team ready?

Let's go, Screech. Red Team, let's go!

Let's go. Bye, guys.

Let's go. Okay.

Let's turn in! Thank you.

Like this? Good, and elevate her chin.

Lisa, you'll bring the costumes. I'll pick you up, okay?

Lovely. Who might they be from?

May I come in? Of course.

May the best squad win. Don't worry, we will.

Maybe. Maybe?

Me? That's right.

Me. Slater?

Mr. Belding, what are you doing? Don't we wanna make up with the girls?

Mr. Belding? Please, call me Rod.

Nay! Nay!

Nicki? What happened? I mixed up the calls.

No hard feelings? Of course not.

No kidding! No kidding!

No studying, no homework. Zack, that is your life.

No way! Well, who asked you?

No way. 20 bucks?

No, come on, Dad Why not? It looks like fun.

No, I want to be a sportscaster. Well, I didn't know that.

No, Slater, don't do it! I'm gonna break him in two, Zack.

No, that's all right. Okay.

No, yes, he is! No, he's not!

No. That's okay. I love this game.

No. There! Your first agreement.

Not I drove the car.

Not me, girl. I'm entering. Why?

Nothing. That's cool.

Now can we have our real orders? Sorry, these are your real orders.

Now where's my alien? He'll be beaming in momentarily.

Now, Butch, this is your event. Yeah.

Now, do you know someone? How about Slater?

Nurse Butcher! "Blind as a bat" Butcher?

Oh, Daddy, that's terrible. No, no, no.

Oh, I've got a girlfriend! She can sit for us.

Oh, no! Oh, yes!

Oh, there's a deer drinking water. Where? Where?

Oh, yes. Right, girls?

Oh, you promise? I promise, my heart.

Okay, I'll meet you there. All right.

Okay, I'm in. All right. Yeah!

Okay, let's go. Bye, guys.

Okay, okay. Whoa.

Okay, Zack. Do it. Okay, Nerdstrom,

Okay? Okay, Dad.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Okay.

On your feet, soldier. No way, dork.

One point for the Red Team! Yes!

Oo ooh. Pretty rough, huh?

Over here! Come on, guys, pull!

Over here! Let's go!

Oww! Oops.

Please, no applause. She found the Elvis statue!

Please, no applause. She found the Elvis statue!

Please, please, please? Come on, ask me something easy,

prepare me for surgery. Yes, Dr. Morris.

President Johnson. Which Johnson?

Quiet! Shh, Shh, Shh...

Radical! Really cool!

Ready? You got it, Butch!

Really? Sure.

Really? Where, sir? Ready for this?

Red Team, let's go! Let's go!

Remember, you walked me home. So?

Ribbit. Nurse Butcher!

Right on time, Zack. Mr. Belding, this is my father.

Right, Jessie? Well, yeah. I suppose so.

Right. Hey, what's up?

Right. Here we go. All right.

Right. I gotta wash my hair. No there's no time.

Rod? Yeah.

Runners, take your positions. You got it, Butch! It's you!

Screech Just leave him alone.

Screech? Hey, Zack,

See ya. Bye.

See you guys later. See ya.

See you guys later. See you, Slater.

See you guys, have fun. Later, man.

See? Okay...

She admits it. Hold it.

She won't tell me who it is. Oh, good.

Shh! What?

Should I leave him here? Where's he gonna go?

Singing? Yeah.

Slater, it's you! Yeah.

Slater! See?

Slater? Yes?

Slater's needs? Zack's feelings?

So how's your trip, Mom? Oh, wonderful.

So what do you want us to do? Just watch Billy for a second.

Someone poisoned the chess team. It's a sick world.

Sorry, Max, I didn't know. That's terrible.

Stay here, I'll get the nurse. Wait.

Still there, sir. Don't worry, sir,

Suck my dust, Slater. All right, Louise, yeah!

Sunday. Why? Because... they're here!

Sure, Kelly. Never mind.

Sure, sure. Great!

Sure, we're sure. We're guys!

Tell him to write her a love poem. All right.

Tell me every single detail. From the beginning.

Tests? What kind of tests?

Thank you, Mr. Belding. Thank you, Lieutenant.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. ...until now.

Thank you. Come on, guys.

Thank you. Sure.

Thanks for helping, fellas. No problem.

Thanks! No, Kelly get out of the car!

That's cool. Nah, bullfighting is barbaric.

That's good isn't it? For the world, yes.

That's great, just great! Thanks to you, Zack.

That's right. We should team up more often.

That's right. Yeah!

That's the emergency. You're right.

That's what happened to us. Yeah,

The boys were demonstrating CPR. Yeah.

The Cherokee. And where were they located?

The dog for Jessie? Hey, wait a second,

The persons from the persons. Thank you.

The school paper just reviewed us. What did they say?

The truth is, Kelly's cheating on me. I am not.

Then why don't you enter? Yeah.

There is, Richie Richard.

There we go. There, that's better.

There's Sara Lee! Where?

These kids are depending on you. Come on, Richie, they'll get over it.

They do? Great

They told me to dump you. They told me the same thing.

They want to see us perform live. Yeah, it's all set.

Three straws? Yeah. That's why I'm late.

Tonight? Come on.

Tonight? I got a great idea.

Try the next octave. Okay.

Tug! All right, pull!

Tuggers ready? Yes. Come on, guys.

Two weeks? I don't agree with that.

Unlike Slater. Slater?

Very funny. Who is this guy?

Very good, Lieutenant. I'm trying, Cadet Spano.

Wait! What now, Screech?

Want some? Maybe I'll have a lick later.

was a slave in the Old South. Oh, no, that's terrible.

Watch it, cheerleader! Watch it, egghead!

Way to go, Lisa. Thank you, Lieutenant.

we are rich! We are rich!

We can't let this happen. But what can we do?

We didn't make a tape. Oh, you're wrong, lassie.

We kind of miss 'em. Miss 'em? Phooey.

We need those uniforms. Too late, and we don't need them.

We went white water rafting. Really?

We went white water rafting. Really?

We'll all watch him. Come on. You guys are great.

We'll get another statue. Yeah, right.

We've bonded, okay? I know what I'm doing. Let it go.

We've come a long way. Tuttle.

Welcome back, buddy. All right!

Welcome to later. Hey.

Well, ah Wait. Wait a minute

Well, I'm right here. You're not his father.

Well, you can talk. Well, ture I can shalk.

Well, you see Wait till you hear this

Well... Bopper, Bopper, Bopper...

What a kiss. Morning, Morris.

What about Zack? I think Todd likes Kelly better.

what are all women? More trouble than they're worth.

What are you doing? We're scratching our backs.

What are you gonna do? I'm gonna play principal.

What are you guys doing here? Watching you dance, bubba.

What are you talking about? Well, you got your ski poles.

What do I do?! Hey, here she comes.

What do we do first? First we lay him down.

What do you mean? About the stewardess?

What do you mean? He's in the bathroom.

What do you mean? Huddle.

What do you think it is? I don't know.

What do you want to do? Sports.

What do your friends think? I think it's romantic.

What if he didn't like my outfit? We're on the radio, remember?

What is he doing here? He followed me, Zack.

What is my grade? You?! A!

What was he doing there? Getting the keys out of the car.

What were your ancestors, Jessie? My ancestors?

What? A muzzle.

What? Close your eyes and pucker up.

What? Nothing. Have some more popcorn.

What? Quitting the Glee Club?

What? What?

What? What?

What? I can't hear you. What are you doing with the baby?!

What? Where is she? I bet I know. Bathroom, first stall.

What?! We... would... like... to

What's going on out there?! Hey, it's Belding!

What's his name again? Billy.

What's normal? Memory loss.

What's up guys? Hey, Slater.

What's up guys? Hey, Slater.

What's your name, fireballer? Well, I'm Der

Where are we going? Where are we going?

Where are you staying? Heartbreak Hotel.

Where do you think Dickerson is? I hope nothing happened to him.

Where you fell right in the lake. I didn't fall in.

Where's Jennifer? Who cares? I'm yours!

Where's Kelly? I don't know.

Where's the dog? I'm a man of my word, Morris.

Where's the fun and games? It's gonna be plenty of fun...

Where's your uniform? It's under my suit.

White water rafting? Yeah.

Who are you calling a pig? I call 'em like I see 'em.

Who are you? My name is James.

Who are you? Who am I?

Who shot Lincoln, Screech? It wasn't me.

Who? Screech.

Who? Screech.

Who's Hot Sundae? You guys are.

Whoa, Screech, that's it. What's it?

Whoa! All right!

Why am I in? Why?

Why can't you do it? Why can't I do it?

Why do we have to get rid of him? Yeah, why don't we help him?

Why not? It's just not a good idea.

Why not? Yeah, why not?

Why should I pay you? Because if you don't

Why would he believe that? Because he wants to.

Why, sir? Are you quitting? Not me.

Why? That's where the girls sing.

Will you forgive me? You got it, Mama.

Wish me luck. Lisa, you had your chance.

Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

Wow! How was that, Mr. Tuttle?

Wow! You're welcome.

Yeah, I'll go. You will?!

yeah, sure. All right.

Yeah! What do you know, scuzzbucket?

Yeah. All right, Nerdstrom, it's 10:00.

Yeah. All right. You stud.

Yeah. Just remember you're my squaw,

Yeah. Nope.

Yeah. That's right.

Yes, but you needn't shout! Zack, I'll walk you there.

Yes, he is. No, he's not.

Yes, there it goes. Home run!

Yes? Please report to the gym.

Yes? Well, forget it. It's off.

Yes. Well, how does he feel about me?

Yes. Who?

Yes. Yeah, you're nothing alike.

Yes. But it's Ms. Oh, right.

You already took the test. I did?

You can't sing tonight. Yes, I can.

You did this, Kelly? Well, actually

You do. Besides me.

You got it! You got it! Come on, Jessie! Come on!

You got it. Deal.

You got to help me out here. Sure, Zack.

You guys are great. Yeah.

You guys are really brave. What do you mean?

You guys excited about the class trip? Oh, man, I can't wait.

You guys having a good time? Yeah, but what if Mr. Belding

You in here, too? Yeah.

You mind if I tell Jessie first? Yes, I do.

You never called. Why should I call?

You really think so? Hey, I wrote the copy for you.

You really think this'll work? Have I ever let you down, sir?

You see these flowers? Flowers? They're beautiful.

You want to go out with him? No, it's not a date, he's my friend.

You wanted to see me? I certainly did.

You were The Big Bopper? I was The Master Blaster!

You wouldn't. I would!

You're as good as Dear Donna. You really think so?

You're cute. That's real good.

You're darn right I am. Great.

You're fired. Fired?

you're getting an A. Thanks!

You're kidding. Come on.

You're kidding. No.

You're with the government? That's right.

Your ex boyfriend Todd Winfield? I promised I'd go to dinner with him.

Zachary? Yes, Mrs. Powers?

Zack is a decent kid. Good Almost.

Zack, can we be alone? Okay, Violet.

Zack, I have to talk to No, in a second, in a second.

Zack, I'll see you later at home. Bye, Dad.

Zack, sit down. Okay.

Zack, what are you doing here? I'm here to run the mile.

Zack, you made it. Hi, Mr. Belding.

Zack! It was a backup plan.

Zack? Uh oh.

Zack? You don't have to say it, Kelly.

Zack? Zack. We're rich.

Zack. Come on. Look,

Zack... What? Anything.

...again.

...and after Abraham Turtle escaped from slavery,

...scared.

...So I said to the head of the airline,

'cause friendship is the boat that happy people sail on.

'cause on deck it's Tiger Radio's sportiest reporter,

'cause we don't want to be given a baby shower.

'cause we're, like, totally together dudes, you know?

"AC Slater is boring, dull,

"AC Slater stinks."

"Alien Invasion of Bayside" take one.

"All's fair in true love and war."

"And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how you principal."

"Are you having a good time?"

"Are you having a good time?"

"Are you having a good time?"

"Ban Miss Bayside." Huh.

"D.J. Belding Moons School Board"?

"Dear Donna, I went to a luau with this really cute guy.

"Do you think beauty pageants are out of touch

"Excuse me. Has anyone ever told you look very much like "

"Fine feathered dogs and cats."

"Get a 900 number and charge two bucks a call."

"Greedy"?! "Deceitful"?!

"Hippie Richie Belding was ordered to drop his on air protest

"I love to hop from shop to shop,

"Jessie Spano has a nose for news, and I smell a winner!"

"Kelly Desire's voice could heat your Jacuzzi. The girl is H O T."

"KKTY FM, home of Tiger Radio"?

"Lisa's Galloping Gossip is off to a fast start.

"No way, José!"

"Now make somebody else a vice president,

"Ode to the Mall."

"Our family doctor has already given AC his flu shot.

"Picture on page three and four"?

"radioisms." Ahem.

"Radioisms"?

"So many stores all in one place,

"Someone should wave a skunk in front of him"?

"The birds and the bees in the trees

"The cutest guy I'll ever see,

"The National Babbler."

"The National Enquirer" hasn't found out yet,

"This is AC Slater.

"Those eyes so warm, that smile so bright,

"Tiger Radio really cooks when Wolfman Zack is on the prowl."

"What have you learned from competing

"When morning comes I raise my head,

"When the Saints Go Marching In."

"You don't have to sweat to be a sport."

"Zack and Kelly's Prom."

"Zombies in Love." Guess who picked it?

♪ ...Marching home again, hoorah, hoorah ♪

♪ 'Cause everyday I love you more and more ♪

♪ 'Cause everyday I love you more and more ♪

♪ 'Cause my girlie girl will fit the gold sneaker! ♪

♪ A little work never hurt no one ♪

♪ A little work never hurt no one ♪

♪ All of these ladies have fat feet! ♪

♪ All rise for the dude you've been waiting to see ♪

♪ And I just can't hide it ♪

♪ And I'm so happy that you're with me now ♪

♪ And now it's my duty ♪

♪ Are waiting for thee ♪

♪ Are waiting for thee ♪

♪ Awake unto ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Because you never know, it might fit you ♪

♪ Before I go won't you try on the shoe? ♪

♪ Blue moon ♪

♪ Bom ♪

♪ Bom ♪

♪ Bom, bom ♪

♪ Bom, bom ♪

♪ Bom, bom ♪

♪ Bom, bom ♪

♪ Bom, bom ♪

♪ By the moonlight ♪

♪ Do, re ♪

♪ Do, re ♪

♪ Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪

♪ Dreamer ♪

♪ F, F, F, you're both getting an F ♪

♪ Get down and break a sweat, rock and roll ♪

♪ Get down and go for it! ♪

♪ Give in this time and show me some affection ♪

♪ Give in this time and show me some affection ♪

♪ Have all passed away ♪

♪ He's bursting with beauty ♪

♪ Heard in the day ♪

♪ Here comes the prince, Prince Zachary ♪

♪ Here's a message that I'm sending to you ♪

♪ Here's a message that I'm sending to you ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ I feel so good whenever you are near ♪

♪ I walk on air, I barely touch the ground ♪

♪ I'm so excited ♪

♪ I'm so excited I'm so excited ♪

♪ I've looked uptown, downtown and I still seek her ♪

♪ If you're not the girl I want you can take the geek here ♪

♪ Isn't he a pearl? ♪

♪ It's the only way to get things done ♪

♪ It's the only way you get things done ♪

♪ KKTY, Bayside! ♪

♪ KKTY, Tigers! ♪

♪ Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland ♪

♪ Look what you do to me ♪

♪ Lovely, disarming ♪

♪ Mi, fa ♪

♪ Mi, fa ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ My love is strong whenever you're around ♪

♪ My love is there for you ♪

♪ Na na, na, na, na, na na, na ♪

♪ Not even a girl ♪

♪ Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, Prince Zack you're my dream come true ♪

♪ Old times there were not forgotten ♪

♪ One, two, three, bend ♪

♪ One, two, three, bend ♪

♪ One, two, three, stretch ♪

♪ One, two, three, stretch ♪

♪ Oo ooh, oo ooh, oo ooh, oo ooh ♪

♪ P A R T Y... at Screech's! ♪

♪ Put your books away, 'cause there's no class trip ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it, get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rapping all day and I'm getting weaker ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Say, isn't she he charming? ♪

♪ So, la ♪

♪ So, la ♪

♪ Sorry Prince Zack time to retreat ♪

♪ Sounds of the rude world ♪

♪ Starlight and dewdrops ♪

♪ Starlight and dewdrops... ♪

♪ The rest is up to you ♪

♪ The very first Mister Miss Bayside! ♪

♪ Ti, do ♪

♪ Ti, do ♪

♪ To present to you with pride ♪

♪ Tonight we'll put all other things aside ♪

♪ Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen ♪

♪ Wake unto me ♪

♪ We're going for those pleasures in the night... ♪

♪ We're going for those pleasures in the night... ♪

♪ When Johnny comes marching home again, hoorah, hoorah... ♪

♪ When Johnny comes marching home again... ♪

♪ Without a dream in my heart ♪

♪ Without a love of my own ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ You can do what you want to do ♪

♪ You can do what you want to do ♪

♪ You got me burning up ♪

♪ You make my troubles seem to disappear ♪

♪ You saw me standing alone ♪

♪ You think you're smart, you think you're hip ♪

♪ You'll never see me in the lost and found ♪

♪ You're the one that I've been searching for ♪

$8,134.00!

$10,000?

$1500?