Come on.
Holy shit, you're stupid.
Hurry.
No.
Ohh, come on.
She's got skin tags, man.
What the fuck is the Hello Kitty?
Yeah, I.
Yeah!
Yo Mama is so fat even Dora couldn't explore.
Yo Mama is so fat. Even her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo Mama is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed.
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her legs on her driver's license.
Yo Mama is so stupid. When she heard it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl.
Yo Mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo Mama, so fat even Kirby can't eat her?
Yo Mama, so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Mama, so fat she doesn't need Internet. She's already worried. Why?
Yo Mama, so fat she puts on her belt with the boomerang.
Yo Mama, so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole.
Yo Mama, so fat. She had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo Mama, so hairy she gots afros on her lips.
Yo Mama, so stupid she got fired from the Eminem factory for throwing out the W's.
Yo Mama, so stupid she made an appointment with Doctor Pepper.
Yo Mama, so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it Paper View.
Yo Mama, so stupid she returned to donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo Mama, so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama, so stupid she studied for a drug test by taking all of the drugs.
Yo Mama, so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo Mama, so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Mama, so stupid she went to the Apple Store to get a Big Mac.
Yo Mama, so stupid. She stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama, so ugly at the strip club, people pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo Mama, so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man.
Yo Mama, so ugly her pillow cries at night.
Yo Mama, so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo Mama, so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said sorry, no professionals.
Yo Mama, so ugly when she plays moral, Colbert Scorpion said. Stay over there.
Yo Mama. So ugly. She gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie.
Yo, Mama, so hairy. When she woke up, she found herself in a cage at the zoo.
Yo, Mama, so old. She sat next to Moses in 3rd grade.
Yo, Mama, so old. When I told her to act her age. She freaking died.
Yo, Mama, so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke.
Yo, mama's so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
Yo, mama's so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers.
Yo, mama's so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet.