Kim's Convenience (2016) - Season 1 Edit

A "thinking of you" and one "sorry for your loss".

A egg.

A few weeks ago, you told Shannon

A first year student has never received it.

A foxy lady, if you catch my drift.

A friend of mine's sister.

A gay discount?

A ha! I told you! I right, you wrong.

A lot of people mispronounce that word.

A manager does not clean cars.

A manager does not clean cars.

A manager or assistant manager has to do.

A mentoring opportunity.

A pregnant employee,

A rough year for health scares.

A time I should be sleeping.

A warning for her not to look at the things you show her?

A woman asked, if we'd seen her pet ferret.

A woman. Yeah. Why?

A/C have very dangerous material.

About lunch with your friend.

About the SureTech account.

About what happened in high school.

About what?

Act like a (BLEEPED) grownup!

Act now before it's too late.

Actually that's not even right, because you're older.

Actually, a lot of this is confidential.

Actually, he flicked him. He does it to me all the time.

Actually, I will see you first.

Actually, I'm just an assistant manager.

Actually, it must have been a weekend because it was midday.

Actually, my wife left me two months ago.

Actually, the upgrade was Janet's idea, and I thought it was a nice thing.

Actually, there is a woman...

Actually, we are looking for a part timer.

Actually.

Adeline?

Adorable things you've ever seen?

Aeeshcham!

Aeeshcham.

Aesheem Janet!

After fight, they never find ring.

After she marry, she have many babies.

After this date, not best, but still pretty good

After we see doctor. Then you know.

After you declined, I asked Mrs. Kim

Again I say nothing.

Again, tumour the size of a baby's head.

Ah, and so relieved to finally get some good news about him.

Ah, culture is okay. Husband is other story.

Ah, it's hair!

Ah, just helping with the church bookkeeping.

Ah, life is good, Mr. Mehta.

Ah, look what you do. Now Janet is a scare.

Ah, not just bag of chip.

Ah, she is for sure not interested in your naked picture.

Ah, smooth hand

Ah, such a good girl.

Ah, Terry.

Ah, that's sweet.

Ah, try one bite. You should love it.

Ah, we fight all the time. She not moving out.

Ah, we not so old.

Ah, what I can say? They all love me.

Ah, what you talking? I got these from drug store.

Ah, you be the firee.

Ah, you money is no good here.

Ah, you right, let's just give away for free, huh?

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Mrs Kim. Mr Kim.

Ah. Remember when we start?

Ah. Well, we'll be sure to spread the word.

Ah. You good assistant, Jung.

Ah. Your roommate, he is having girlfriend?

Ah...

Ah... Did you pick a restaurant?

Ah... Stop doing that.

Air Canada probably.

Air Enrique coming in for a landing!

Ajushee?

Ajushee?

Alejandro, Jung.

Alejandro.

Alejandro.

Alejandro.

Alex, Semira, Semira, Alex.

All different price, Gerald.

All I would see are the two that aren't there.

All I'm saying if she dressing like that,

All of my friends are going, and I've never been...

All right then! I'm glad we got that sorted out.

All right, time to drain the dragon.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. But I just thought it might be nice...

All right. Have fun with your fan club.

All right. I think we're okay here.

All right. What do you want me to say?

All right...

All that I invest to you

All the truth telling prophets in the Bible had no friends.

All the way down.

All those drinks in your fridge?

All you're doing is pushing her away.

Alleged date.

Almost lesbian part of the spectrum

Almost.

Alone.

Already gone.

Also very pretty.

Also, I remember it was Saturday

Also, I was hoping that your parents,

Although if we were going to, chocolate's my favourite.

Always a Sound of the Music.

Always falling asleep before, you know...

Am I being fired?

Am I good Umma?

Am I?

Amazing posture...

An employee with whom you're having a personal relationship.

An employee with whom you're having a personal relationship.

An ex girlfriend?

An unjust world.

And a black lesbian with a ponytail and cowboy boots.

And a little bit of mayonnaise. Look at this.

And a lot of Korean girl styles.

And a transsexual?

And according to one of your colleagues,

And after he invent the turtle ship, then Korea win battle.

And apparently, that includes us.

And apply it to all aspects of your life.

And as a friend, I should tell you the manager,

And besides,

And besides, the food smells amazing.

And check it! TVs in every headrest.

And city say, "Oh, well. What can we do?"

And culturally, and sexually...

And definite chick magnet.

And dinner.

And don't worry. I'll watch the store.

And don't you have a son?

And eventually, he made them break up.

And fast learner, you just have to be nice.

And for school grade, you throw his mistake in his face?

And get back to me about the casserole.

And got Shannon to do your dirty work for you.

And had a 50% discount or something like that?

And he always wants to wrestle.

And he does it to me all the time.

And he had a lump on his neck the size of a plump melon.

And he shoots it!

And he tore a strip off my ass.

And he was kissing you and rubbing your back...

And he's not coming back.

And he's on his way up, so deal with it.

And high heel shoes.

And his two dates.

And how do you know if someone is gay?

And I agree with you both.

And I am very aware of that kind of thing.

And I can't wait to see how this turns out.

And I didn't tell you.

And I don't know you wife left.

And I don't like that it got this big, this fast.

And I gave the flask to Jung.

And I guess I found it hard to believe,

And I haven't even told you the best part.

And I like lunch that comes with a toy.

And I may have talked to Kimchee about it.

And I may or may not see either of you, then.

And I need orange juice.

And I need to borrow your tools to fix my toilet.

And I passed it up because of "school."

And I think it kind of threw me.

And I thought, "Finish first, tell them after,"

And I want unlimited texting in Canada and the U.S.

And I was a teacher at the school there.

And I would really love to take some pictures of it,

And I'd know. There's no door on his room.

And I'll get a pack of spearmint gum.

And I'll tell you how you can sort of achieve that look.

And I'm going to leave.

And I'm just like, this isn't me.

And I'm just supposed to accept the words of a convicted liar?

And I'm just thinking,

And I'm not about to let you screw it up.

And I'm not having many babies. Okay?

And I'm not having much luck.

And I'm sorry for getting you involved.

And I've seen you do a lot of stupid things

And if he say yes...

And if it's so innocent, why isn't she telling Appa?

And if they're cool and Korean,

And if you play your cards right, you stay back here.

And if you two can just make amends, we can all move on.

And if your sister's happy, you should be happy.

And in my professional opinion as a nurse,

And in real world,

And it seemed kind of one way.

And it sounds like there's an emergency.

And it's a good job.

And it's a hate crime, and I'm gonna report it.

And it's just a huge misunderstanding.

And it's not that big of a deal.

And Janet says she can't go, so...

And Jet Li all rolled

And keep talking to end of sentence.

And leave you here, by yourself? I couldn't do that.

And locked me in the chair room.

And look at notes. I got this old notepad here.

And look what the cat drag in.

And my Umma told me that...

And nobody's gonna get fired

And not be judged.

And not one word about your wife.

And now it's time for you to pay back to me

And now that another man is teaching me, you're jealous?

And now that the hills are alive, please welcome the Kim family.

And now, all the way from Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia,

And now, you're up to speed.

And on this side is nice people, and...

And panty.

And pick up where you left off.

And she agrees. We wanna show your photos

And she have a friend too.

And she said yes.

And she was engaged to a white guy.

And single.

And so confusing.

And some of Umma's galbijjim.

And still having to beg for money.

And take monster with you.

And tell me you take photo of my wife?

And tell truth.

And thank you. That's amazing.

And thanks for coming with me.

And that company owns all the other companies.

And that filter was you.

And the crane... Ah! Not the crane.

And the guy we hate, Terence, gets a free pass?

And the parents do nothing.

And the poster?

And the reason I'm telling you this is,

And their brother in law, Eddie Chan.

And then bought the knife from him.

And then finally,

And then he, uh...

And then I go out and get more mac and cheese for you.

And then I turned the water off. And that fixed it.

And then I watched you walk outside and throw them

And then kick me out of our office?

And then one day, he went out on his boat,

And then the photo folder is just there.

And then there's these two other cats

And then you had the balls to apologize to everyone else but me!

And then you just give a quick jab. For fun.

And then, you can fix it yourself.

And there's a bunch of them.

And they are not good.

And this guy doesn't say anything to me.

And this is an excellent opportunity for us to increase our sensitivity

And this is my work.

And this is not about my yogurt.

And this is telephone pole.

And this much poutine.

And Umma you're okay with Appa going on a double date?

And very soft.

And we can just play tomorrow by ear.

And we have to hear Jung.

And we never saw him again.

And we never saw him again.

And we only lost 50 bucks.

And we were playing "Would You Rather".

And we would love to put our poster up in your window.

And we'll do whatever it takes to make it right

And what about you?

And what is the deal with the sandwiches?

And what were you thinking giving my daughter alcohol?

And what you do?

And what you say, "Don't touch my stuff."

And what's the deal with wine gum?

And when I am here, I'm always leaving stuff around

And when you walk in world all by yourself,

And who has access to all the paperwork?

And who you hook around with is up to you

And whose finger pushed the shutter button?

And working. So busy.

And would love to get together.

And you always said no because I was a girl.

And you and Raquel were nothing special,

And you came to my school thing.

And you deserve it.

And you fought with your father,

And you gotta respect me. All of me.

And you guys actually are family.

And you have excellent taste in cake. Where did you get this?

And you just try doing some work or something.

And you know what they singing?

And you need to back off.

And you need to make a purchase to be on the patio.

And you nervous make me nervous.

And you never mention your son.

And you pay for chip

And you saw what happened when they tried to

And you shouldn't care so much about what church people think.

And you think you can just waltz back into my mom's life,

And you told me to stick you in the cooler

And you won't, because there is no garlic in here.

And you'd escape. So I did.

And you've got a bit of a checkered past.

And you've never been back to the store since?

And you've never paid me a dime.

And your Appa explode in. So jealous.

And, by knob, you mean...

And, can I please use your toilet?

And, I actually have your resume on file, so...

And, I like to think, friend.

And, yeah, I'm gonna take this with me.

And?

And... Clapping monkey?

And... Clapping monkey?

Anonymous buyer.

Another call. Bye.

Any more.

Anybody else walked me through this.

Anything else you want to talk about?

Anything else, miss?

Anything you need, don't even ask, we is here.

Anything!

Anyway,

Anyway, halfway through, I thought,

Anyway, I'm going to get some of that yakbap to take home. You want some?

Anyway, we're going to go grab some drinks.

Anyway. I really think you should answer it.

Anyways, congratulations fella!

Appa don't get arrested by military police.

Appa don't like Edwin.

Appa fought Edwin over you?

Appa get half price.

Appa have something to say.

Appa in action

Appa made the deposit before dinner.

Appa saw me putting you in the cooler

Appa what?

Appa, come see.

Appa, for the first time in my whole life,

Appa, I have a shoot for school this weekend.

Appa, I know it'll kill you to apologize,

Appa, I'm sorry.

Appa, I'm supposed to be in a show.

Appa, I'm supposed to be in a show.

Appa, I've got to leave in an hour.

Appa, stop. You're showing off.

Appa, that's such a messed up idea!

Appa, there are Asians who're gay, you know.

Appa, Umma took it to church.

Appa, we is pushing her away like Jung!

Appa, what's your problem?

Appa, where's Umma?

Appa, why you do like that to Janet?

Appa, you can't just go and...

Appa, you can't just sell my stuff!

Appa, you can't just sell my stuff!

Appa, you can't sell expired food.

Appa, you need any help with those?

Appa!

Appa!

Appa!

Appa!

Appa! Sorry, we don't have. You still want that one?

Appa! We think before we do.

Appa?

Appa?

Appa.

Appa.

Appa.

Appa.

Appa.

Appa...

Apparently not.

Are Appa and Umma are really on a date?

Are coming from when they return to harvest the new world order.

Are we talking about your son?

Are you a friend of my mom's?

Are you a good photographer?

Are you comfortable using your boyfriend as a chair?

Are you excited for tomorrow?

Are you for real?

Are you going to have to arrest me now?

Are you insane?

Are you just going to stand there?

Are you kicking me out?

Are you kidding me? Is he still looking at me?

Are you mad at me?

Are you mad generally?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you saying I'm like a baby?

Are you serious, Appa?

Are you serious? 'Cause that would be amazing.

Are you seriously accusing me of stealing money from you?

Are you sure we shouldn't be going counter clockwise?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you sure?

Are you telling us you used to be a guy?

Are you wearing makeup?

Aren't exactly on speaking terms.

Aren't they just the most

Argh!

Argh! My lump!

Around the room using only our necks

Art school superstar photography student, huh?

As a "Cool Christian Korean Boy."

As a matter of fact.

As a thank you. You do like basketball, right?

Ass man is too cool for what you're doing.

Ass man.

Assist Master Kim.

Assistant manager makes more money,

Assistant manager, Umma.

At a car rental agency.

At a cyclist, a cab, and a streetcar.

At an Italian restaurant.

At college.

At least this time,

At least you guys are talking again.

At my old branch, we used to have Fondue Fridays.

At my restaurant, they come in like it is their own living room,

At the car rental store. She starts tomorrow.

At the school's Open House.

At US Army base in Korea.

Aw, too bad. Janet never have any money.

Aye.

Baby is made in Va China.

Back here, we do whatever we want.

Ballcock? The word. It's funny.

Ballcock.

Be careful, Mr. Kim.

Be good roommate.

Be in touch.

Beautiful store you have. You must be very successful.

Because he just up and left,

Because he's a dance on the ceiling.

Because I am a smart business man, huh?

Because I fixed it?

Because I have crane.

Because in two weeks, you'd hate that smell.

Because most of the managers are from out of town,

Because Shannon's the boss.

Because she have such a great dad.

Because some people don't know how, uh..

Because that's the day I water the plants.

Because they don't want to hurt their feelings.

Because they is very good picture.

Because they're sweet?

Because we were out of those. And now we got more.

Because you both look kind of bad.

Because you provide such great opportunity for her,

Because you said you saw something.

Because you walked away

Because you're not making sense.

Because, he does no steal.

Because, yes, we're leaving now.

Before I met Appa.

Before she make fun of Sonny Baby Bono hands.

Before you get your first paycheque.

Before.

Being an ass man

Being married to Mrs Kim is hardest thing I ever do.

Being married to Mrs Kim is hardest thing I ever do.

Best kung fu movie ever.

Best thing you can do for my marriage

Between you and me, I've never had to fire anyone before.

Between you and your wife

Bible, chapter something something.

Big baby.

Big difference. No difference.

Black guy, brown shoes, that's a no steal.

Black History Discount Month.

Bloodbath.

Bodies on the floor. We lose our damage deposit.

Both of them, would come out to dinner with me and my wife.

Bottom shelf.

Boy have a choice to not destroy store.

Boy is on slide, and slash throat.

Bring those with you.

Brown woman, blue jacket, that's a no steal.

Buddy.

Business has never been better.

Business is not too good.

Business very good, Pastor Choi.

But also you're maybe not such a good listener.

But by lifting up his clothes..

But coffee is good. Did you see anyone else?

But could be better.

But do you like free pop?

But doesn't matter. She know.

But don't worry, it's taken care of.

But even if Mrs. Kim like you, even if I like you,

But free snack.

But he is manager now, so he is too busy.

But he is working at car rental.

But he say it's best kind.

But he tries.

But he's not A/C specialist like me.

But Head Office will say

But I am uncomfortable with this whole subeesu thing.

But I can eat. See?

But I can't change your schedule.

But I can't, I got such a busy week.

But I do care what you think.

But I don't need the unlimited calling in the Americas.

But I don't think it's supposed to be easy.

But I don't think youth should look up to him.

But I don't want to offend your culture.

But I don't work here.

But I don't.

But I feel like you would have to work very hard

But I had to make some promises to Nick and Tamara

But I have problem with parade.

But I keep track. Then you pay me later.

But I not your wife!

But I really think telling Umma

But I really think that I could do a good job.

But I think if I... No, you don't think.

But I think it's going to be fun having you here.

But I think you know what happened.

But I wanted to talk about me. I'm not fine.

But I was about to come home.

But I will see you on Thursday.

But I worked hard to get the bump up

But I wouldn't.

But I'm not charging you or anything.

But I'm starting to feel like maybe I shouldn't have.

But I'm sure as friends you'd like to find some common ground.

But I'm talking to Peggy,

But I'm the one being punished.

But I'm the one who said... Stop.

But if this got back to head office

But if you did have a little too much to drink,

But if you've come to plead Jung's case,

But in real world,

But is very big deal. Is most big deal ever in history of big deal.

But it doesn't matter because companies are an illusion.

But it's Hyundai. No problem.

But it's longer during leap year.

But it's not about winning, is it?

But it's not like I didn't save your ass before either.

But it's two women.

But Janet said that's not even...

But Janet... Janet is 20 years old.

But just think about what I said

But lesbian, that's girl who is the gay,

But most of these cans have a dent

But my photos featured in the school...

But need to hear truth.

But no, because this is exactly what God doing

But nobody hang Admiral Yi.

But North York is coming on strong.

But not fat artist.

But not much money in selling hat.

But people like nice picture with nice thing in.

But pretty amazing attempt to keep my hands clean.

But probably not this weekend.

But read that.

But rules are rules. Understood?

But seriously, if you're going to steal someone's yogurt, eat the whole thing.

But she is not virgin anymore.

But she not wear enough clothes.

But she passed away last year.

But she's clearly very old...

But sometime, we go eat, maybe movie.

But sometimes I long for the halcyon days of our youth.

But sometimes,

But stop trying to pronounce chocolate like you're all,

But that doesn't excuse it.

But that was a while ago.

But that's the one I...

But the guy said we got to eat them all by today.

But the guy's brother really didn't like my friend's sister

But the point is, sometimes I yearn for a fishy hug.

But the point is, sometimes I yearn for a fishy hug.

But then again,

But then I thought I should tell you in person

But then they showed me, and then you came in and said,

But they don't yelling to me they is the gay.

But they knock over table full of food.

But they'll be back

But this is a very serious complaint.

But this is real world.

But this land is fertile.

But this thing kept growing

But this week, we have a discount only for the uh...

But to HR, it will make you a long shot.

But two lesbian, surprise, no steal.

But unless you think it's a date, it's not a date.

But very good

But we don't make big parade yelling at people,

But we is Christian.

But we is here to help in early time until you move to same city.

But we're all up in Coquitlam, Burnaby...

But what about Mrs Kim?

But what about Mrs. Kim?

But what I do know is this.

But when I was your age, men would fight over me.

But when we're at work you gotta respect my position

But who am I to stand in the way of love?

But who can afford, huh?

But why are you making that face?

But why are you making that face?

But why don't you show us how you can hop like a bunny instead?

But yes, we'd like to build a better playground.

But you fired me first.

But you gotta stop taking advantage.

But you missing my point.

But you only got one watch.

But you said hand like raisin.

But you should care little bit about what church people think.

But you talk about her all the time

But you thought I did. No, I wonder if you do.

But you're done at 5:00, so...

But you've never actually been to Korea.

But your award is very important. We all go.

But, at the time, I say nothing.

But, hey, look, if you don't think

But, it's not happening.

But, my son...

But, nobody else bought a ticket.

But, to be honest,

But, uh, don't worry about hurting my feeling Janet. You can say no.

But, uh, only tapioca.

But, uh, this thing between us,

But, yeah, I do.

But, your mommy never wants to remarry?

But?

By the time you get home, we is home, safe and sound.

By you taking out garbage.

Bye, bye!

Bye, Moksanim.

Bye.

Bzzzt, like that.

C'mon, Noah.

C'mon...

Calcium good for bones. Let me help.

Call me back, okay?

Call the landlord.

Call waiting, other line.

Can I get some help over here?

Can I help you find anything?

Can I just say one more thing?

Can I keep these?

Can I take a message?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I talk to you out here for a second?

Can is safe and sound. Oh.

Can we just call me Janet?

Can you at least drop me at Ryerson?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe?

Can you handle this?

Can you hold on a second?

Can you imagine?

Can you open the till?

Can you please close the door?

Can't complain.

Can't do what?

Can't even bend arm,

Can't I hose?

Can't take good funeral photo.

Can't trust. Don't hire.

Can't you just admit that... Shh, listen.

Cancel out combo. Got it.

Check, check, one, two...

Cheers.

Cher need her Sonny Bono.

Cher should think

Cher!

China Russia diplomatic relation is very sticky right now.

Chip? Pops? Cough drop? Lollipop? Ah, peanuts?

Chocolate is boring.

Choi Yong Sul, he invent Hapkido while a servant living in Japan.

Choom choo?

Christian and Korean, they're girls.

Christian is not superstitious.

Church is very important for us.

Church tournament, huh?

Classic Appa.

Climbing up the stairs. Right now.

Close door.

Close the door.

Come again?

Come on, Gerald.

Come on, he's worse than me.

Come on, Jeanie.

Come on, you owe me.

Come on!

Come on. He's going after the assistant manager job.

Come see! Very beautiful.

Come to think of it, they should've made the fox a woman.

Come upstairs with me, finish telling me funny story.

Come, come.

Come, Mr. Chin!

Come. Sing with me. Huh?

Come. Sit.

Commando style. Like a ninja.

Condolences, man.

Confidence build strength.

Confidential company information.

Congratulation new job.

Congratulation, Mrs. Kim!

Consider it done.

Conspiracy?

Conspiracy.

Construction make whole street like a parking lot.

Cool, Christian, Korean... Oh my God!

Cool? Aeeshcham.

Cool.

Could I get a pack of Graydon Extra Milds, please?

Couldn't have sex with his wife.

Couldn't talk.

Customer call me "Mr Kim".

Dad, those are all adjustable.

Dancing just for fun.

David, he the kill some man and sleep with the wife.

Ddongjeem's stupid. It's for kids

Decides to file a formal complaint

Deep root. Big fruit. You understand?

Defend me from your wife's insult.

Dent ravioli taste exactly same as smooth ravioli.

Depending...

Depends. Where you gonna wine and dine me?

Despite that comment, I still want to go to the hospital.

Did I ever tell you that story?

Did I look like a complete idiot out there?

Did I say sour cream? I meant sunscreen.

Did I say that right?

Did I say that right?

Did I tell you that I played in college?

Did Shannon give you an advance?

Did you and Edwin date?

Did you buy groceries?

Did you fiddle with something?

Did you find a good place to park?

Did you fix anything else while you were there?

Did you hear about the singing festival?

Did you hear about this?