Modern Love (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A and a Coke and another coffee.

A baby needs a mom and a dad.

A baby? I don't know, I don't know.

A big enough paunch.

A few weeks ago.

A guy did that for me once.

A guy I met on the street.

A ha, ah, ah, ah.

A job right away, but, uh,

A leisurely breakfast, and now I'm performing a home abortion.

A little early to the party, but no stopping him or her now.

A little.

A long time ago, before there were cities,

A perfect morning.

A search for adventure.

A sequin shirt that I absolutely adore

A silence of my own making.

A smile.

A village brings up a child.

About any of that stuff. I just want to see that you're in love.

About anyone but yourself. You read The New York Times,

About baby gorillas in the Congo,

About cattle pips.

About sex with the genius.

About when I was little.

About... Well, I didn't know you then.

Absolutely, I would.

Absolutely, yes. I am...

Accomplished, kind,

Across the top of your head,

Act like you're not at least partly responsible for this?

Actually, 17 years

Actually, no.

Actually, you know what, maybe I am.

Ah, no going back now.

Ah.

Ah. All right.

Ah. You want to feel your baby's head?

All gay and liberal and laid back

All I had to do was glance across the room,

All I'm thinking is, "Oh, no, he's gonna think

All of the above.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, you might be overreaching.

All right, babe, I'll be in.

All right, come on, Kipper, take a shit already.

All right, go to sleep.

All right, I better go.

All right, I'll see you.

All right, it's probably a cultural thing.

All these "I'm so proud of you" things to her.

Also, he's, like, a decade older than me,

Alter the past, and they stole the book.

Alternative is they have to put a steel plate in.

Always pushing us. Relentless.

Anal and and neurotic.

And a handful of other colors

And a pale blue one,

And all I had to remember him by

And all the potential in life

And all you need is enough fuel

And also, the pilot light is out,

And and and resilient and...

And and relentless, but they were also kind of free.

And and the fucking cars puking out this shit.

And antidepressants.

And big hearted right now

And brought it up to my mother in bed.

And defend myself.

And dependability.

And desire me.

And even into my marriage.

And ever since, I've been fucked up.

And finally 21.

And find that romance that we lost as adults.

And floss our teeth

And freezer, and a roster of good, nourishing meals.

And gossip about the evening.

And got to give it everything you got, okay?

And having sex, probably, with Mick the stranger on my couch!

And he didn't know anything about this,

And he got me a stuffed sea lion.

And he is in the apartment.

And he'd intuit that it was time for him

And helped clean up the blood and cut the cord.

And her dad came, and he said

And her name was Madeline.

And his wife left him a couple months ago,

And houses make me feel claustrophobic.

And how little credit I had given so many people.

And how much involvement

And I am allowed to change my mind,

And I can tell the difference."

And I can't really function in a social situation.

And I carried it around with me,

And I caught this faint old man smell.

And I don't have to do anything that you say.

And I don't know, I... I started lactating.

And I don't mind if it's after a first date

And I don't need anyone to help me make up my mind.

And I felt very sad.

And I have been an adult since I was 18, Dad. Really.

And I have great respect for your marriage,

And I just don't know how to say no.

And I just, I don't really feel up to much.

And I knew I should go home, but he was so interesting,

And I knew I wanted to see her again.

And I know that you're just out of an intense relationship,

And I left lunch with my girlfriend to call her.

And I like that I was the first guy to see her.

And I love the road, I feel safe there, but...

And I promised myself no person

And I take you to a hotel room, and we sleep there.

And I want you to really listen and take it in, Madeline.

And I'll get a bad performance review,

And I'll have the steak. (chuckles)

And I'll tell you now, when you can't talk back,

And I'm back in the dating circle.

And I'm not really, probably, you know, a long term prospect.

And I'm shimmering.

And I've never been able to to read that book because of that.

And I've painted it half blue,

And I've painted it half blue, half pink, you know,

And if she's really moved on, then at least you can move on

And it is going to rain.

And it it, uh...

And it slayed me.

And it's a hell of a lot of disappointment, for us,

And it's beautiful...

And it's not that bad.

And just the right dose.

And learn the basics.

And look at you... like a ginger cat who got the cream.

And maybe being a mother will change me, but...

And meet other people.

And more about that... that initial thrust.

And MRis don't hurt, not even a little bit.

And New York is a very great village.

And no matter how fast you run, he keeps up with you.

And no one really knew who I was.

And not even with a man she intends on staying with.

And nothing has really happened.

And now Ken has...

And now you're smoking skunk and drinking while pregnant

And on nights when we were out in company,

And other people make the ice cream for us,

And our spark would still be there,

And potentially any other woman you might meet.

And ran out of aspirin, so I'm just running across the street.

And recalibrate the universe or whatever you want to call it

And Rita Hayworth walks up to me in the supermarket.

And sell it to young American women,

And setbacks,

And share my good fortune, so you just...

And she couldn't live any other way.

And she dies, then some more brilliant prose.

And she gave birth to you without one moment of fear.

And short blonde hair,

And so here I am.

And so many options, it's nice to have a guide.

And so nice.

And so, I have no bandwidth left for the actual experience.

And some pretty pink capsules,

And somehow we felt if this relationship failed,

And sometimes it irked me,

And thank you for coming. It was so, uh...

And that I'd get a second chance

And that we'd both be in a place in our life

And that's perfect.

And the long version?

And the people that made it great.

And the pleasant downhill parts were that much more joyful.

And the promise in one, single human being.

And the tough uphill bits, the bits with illnesses

And the waste next to the poverty and the suffering

And then he chased me, and finally we found a way

And then he dozed off while she showered.

And then I stopped it and I came straight back to you.

And then I went there, I came back, the book was gone.

And then I'd become enraged if they didn't follow through.

And then I'm gonna stay at a really nice hotel

And then it'll keep going, no matter what you throw at it,

And then just some more brilliant prose.

And then moving to New York.

And then she kills herself,

And then that's the head.

And then the drugs take hold, and I'm off to la la land.

And then they mixed up their sperm

And then we agree to go back to Paris

And then we had some coffee."

And then weeks in the library making up for it,

And then years later interrupt her life, right?

And then, about a month ago...

And then, if any woman ever showed me any kindness,

And then, lying there,

And then, when I thought my mood couldn't get any better,

And there it is.

And there's only one place he can't find you.

And they'll find out that I've been photocopying a lot,

And they're all thinking, "No, he is never with her."

And they're not for you, but... without meeting you?

And this building.

And tired and gloopy and...

And us getting breakfast.

And we get to be there to catch it.

And we had learned how to compromise,

And we had survived

And we met in a bar in the Caribbean.

And we need someone to fix it.

And we need to get your baby out.

And we need you to work with us,

And we were suddenly into this really intense thing.

And we were.

And we'll do this again properly, you know?

And what does my sexuality have to do with anything?

And what happened to the poor Indian lady?

And where is your actual dad?

And which I can never find the right occasion for.

And woke up with me."

And you bitch about Trump, but you mean none of it

And you contribute to the community how?

And you haven't changed a bit.

And you just decided to take a break at the zoo. Wow.

And you live in a building with a doorman?

And you look like you haven't been home last night. Wha...?

And you should know what you're dealing with

And you want me to...

And you will accomplish whatever...

And you will not need a cold.

And you would be legal guardians, of course.

And you.

And you're not all... teenage and entitled,

And you're trying to get it into space.

And you're you're honest.

And you're, you're gorgeous.

And you're... and you're troubled

And, to be honest, uh, we kind of prefer it this way,

And, uh, his speech was slurred.

And, uh, I texted him, but he's out of town.

And, uh, just knowing you existed, you...

And, uh, save me a banana split.

And, uh, thank you for coming in here today.

And, um, I saw him at this bar.

And, um... but, yeah.

ANDY: I'm asking a question. So, what does it mean

ANDY: Let me ask you a question.

ANDY: So is she good crazy or bad crazy?

ANDY: You want us to just find out...

Another day, another dollar?

Any friend of mine is welcome to come in

Any good responses?

Any more than there's a cure for love.

Any news from Mark?

Anybody would be on my side on this.

Anyone would be proud to be your father,

Anyway, he died an hour later.

Anyway, look, I I don't want to interrupt,

Anyway... you seem all calm now.

Anywhere. With you.

Are we gonna really think about it?

Are you a golfer?

Are you crying?

Are you following me?

Are you for real?

Are you gonna hold my age against me?

Are you joking? Are you joking?

Are you Karla?

Are you kidding? I loved that part.

Are you like that?

Are you okay?

Are you running away from that toddler?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you don't want me to call the anesthesiologist?

Are you sure you're not just, like,

Are you sure? I don't get it. It's just medicine.

Are you the reverse of everything?

Are you usually this misanthropic?

Aren't aren't you...

Aren't we crazy enough?

Aren't you a little old to be crying?

As close to perfect as you can imagine.

As I couldn't physically pull myself out of bed.

As long as it's the right species, just... bang it out.

As long as the clouds ultimately passed,

As much as you want in life.

As my early morning supermarket visit attire,

As she was finishing, I saw him through the curtains.

As teenagers.

As you can get?

Asshole.

At 9:30 a.m.?

At his apartment.

At knowing when Mr. or Mrs. Right comes along.

At least I had his golf socks.

At least take an umbrella. I think it might rain.

At my bedside.

At the hospital, I sat with him the whole time.

Aw, shit, tonight's kind of tricky.

Baby's heart is good.

Basically raised themselves.

Basically, he was dad porn.

Bathroom's through there.

Be back in a sec.

Be well.

Beautiful man walking away from my door...

Beautiful.

Because I am totally getting this job.

Because I do have options,

Because I lost his number on the way to the hospital.

Because I love you, Joshua. I love you.

Because I need one, because...

Because I'm a dad.

Because I've got this little...

Because if you are, this is a really good way

Because Ken and I did everything

Because the next thing I remember is waking up

Because there's so much waste, because you have to buy,

Because this society wouldn't support that.

Because we can't cook, that's why.

Because you swanned in here at 10:00 a.m.

Because you wanted to take care of me for a bit.

Because you're more than work.

Because your breasts were pushed up against me,

Because your socks have little putting greens on them.

Before he died.

Before I had the chance to ask him out.

Begin their reproductive journey,

Believe me, not knowing will mess you up,

Besides, we're still on our date.

Better than good.

Birds tweeting outside my window.

Blissfully unaware with excuses,

Blood sugar? Chemical?

Blow.

Both of you, please.

BOTH: Over the sample they never paid for.

Boxers or briefs?

Breakfast is intimate. It's different.

Breakfast is, like, bed head

Breakfast. This time, you have the muesli,

Bright, funny, caring.

Builds up and has to be discharged, huh?

Burning off gallons of midnight oil when I'm on a case,

But a little bit born in the wrong time.

But but not giving people a chance

But distant for a few weeks.

But do you want it?

But don't do it because you're scared.

But for me, it's paralyzing.

But guess what.

But he was handsome, too.

But I can decide later, right?

But I come through New York twice a year, so...

But I couldn't envision myself with him.

But I don't know what it it feels like...

But I have incredibly low periods.

But I I shouldn't have said that shit.

But I I...

But I just want to say, whatever happens,

But I live in a blue one,

But I might need to lay down.

But I started having faith in people.

But I suppose I imagined

But I think I got the recipe right... ish.

But I think you may have room in your heart for me, too,

But I'm also hard to be around long term.

But I'm really hard to describe,

But I'm thinking,

But ice cream is okay, just not two.

But ice cream's nice, right?

But it can't last.

But it comes...

But it was sort of a dad date.

But it was, it was Paris that we were supposed to meet in.

But it's really not what you think.

But it's so good, right, June?

But literally shimmering, as I've chosen,

But none of them was her.

But not L.A. cool, not frosty cool.

But now I think it's the thing that I will miss the most

But now you've seen me at my most vulnerable.

But Peter had so much fatherly concern for me

But right now, I'm just sort of happy

But she's a little...

But she's taking it a little far, right?

But so long as you're aware of it.

But that's okay, because he wasn't there.

But then I realized, no one is seeing this.

But there is a little yellow pill I'm very fond of,

But there is a thunderstorm forecast

But there's... (laughs)

But this doesn't sound like you.

But what am I gonna do,

But when I came to, he was there,

But wherever he is, and however long it takes,

But yeah, it was beautiful.

But you do know that we advocate for everything

But you don't know that. Maybe they're just really good

But you should try some of her food,

But you're no longer alone.

But you've been so honest with me.

But, actually, it's the purest, most concentrated stuff.

But, but... how to tell you about it?

But, uh, I have decided

But, you know, she lives how she feels.

But, you know, ultimately not a match.

But...

But... for me, it's more like a fog rolling in.

Buy me a coat because you're nice.

By a couple like you.

By being brilliant the other half.

By circumstance into having our child,

By living off the generosity of other people?

Bye.

Call 911.

Call me?

Can I ask you something serious?

Can I borrow your spoon?

Can I get a coffee? Throw some milk in there.

Can I quote that bit, please?

Can I see you tonight? Do you want to have dinner?

Can we get a menu?

Can we get coffee?

Can we just forget that that happened?

Can we just sit here a bit?

Can you calm down and just not act...

Can you hold onto my feet?

Can you take that hat off your head?

Can't even take care of your own baby.

Children have an amazing way of dealing with new information.

CHRIS: Do you mind if I open a window?

Coffee?

Colleagues I had just stopped calling for no reason.

Come here.

Come on now.

Come on, buddy. You can do it.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on, Tami. I mean, you're the one that said it was creepy.

Come on, you got to keep pushing.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. (sniffs)

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come over, yeah.

Come!

Considering I've got shit in my hand,

Cooking... cooking is an art.

Cool.

Cool.

Could have happened to him?

Cycling around this crazy city in your condition.

Damn it, Guzmin. You're good.

Damn it!

Damn.

DANIEL: Yeah, it was, uh...

Danish, then.

Depending on the way you look at it.

Despite how it comes across, you know?

Did you hear that?

Did you say you did a dog abortion?

Did you sleep?

Did you, um, sleep with him or just kiss him?

Didn't help.

Didn't seem like such a big commitment.

Do you ever get strong parental feelings?

Do you ever wonder what kind of disabled person you'd be?

Do you have any preferences?

Do you have anything to add?

Do you know what, lads, you guys have some serious issues

Do you know what, right?

Do you know what? I get it. Right?

Do you like duck?

Do you mind?

Do you think it's possible that something

Do you think you'd like?

Do you want to come up with some names together?

Do you want to get...

Do you want to hold her? (chuckles)

Do you want to kiss me good bye, here, now?

Do you want to... you want to grab breakfast?

DOCTOR: Good, Karla, you're doing so great.

DOCTOR: Okay, Karla, great. Great, great, great, great, great.

DOCTOR: Okay, these contractions are right on top of each other.

Does she think I'm a total nerd?"

Does that make sense?

Don't even joke about that, Margot.

Don't fuss, Chris. I'll be fine.

Don't go see the dinosaurs again without me.

Don't put her under pressure, all right?

Don't worry. It's still there.

Don't you think you could give him another chance?

Don't you want to know if we, like, own our apartment?

Don't you, when you... when you're sick,

Don't. (gasps)

Done.

Drinks later, you can tell me all about him?

Drive me the last bit. I said,

DRIVER: You look sad.

Early in the morning, you know you can trust it.

Eight, seven...

Either way, I I will respect your decision,

Either way.

EMMA (deep voice): "You know, just... leopard stuff."

Emma and I got back together again.

EMMA: And yet love is so universal.

EMMA: They met here. What, do you think they, like, met downtown

Employers, family and friends

Even for old people, can be surprisingly bountiful.

Even her dad.

Even under the circumstances.

Ever. He will never be calling you.

Every box I would look for to be ticked, but...

Every hair in place.

Every move a picture. Not a step wrong.

Every time we passed each other in the house, Ken made a point

Every week, you totally get to reconnect with the country

Everyone does now.

Everyone does that, Rob.

Everyone likes attention, Yasmine.

Everything is possible.

Everything you got. Here we go.

Everything's okay.

Exactly. (chuckles softly)

Except for giving my sea lion away.

Except for sex.

Excuse me.

Eyes closed.

Fall in behind and they tow me along.

Fantastic, Miss Mitchell.

Feeling frisky. I'm feeling frisky.

Feels like an interview.

Finally crawled into bed at my boyfriend's at about 6:00.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Follow your dreams! Whoo!

For 17 years and three months,

For all our sakes.

For an easy lay or a one night stand.

For brunch, or... will you be working?

For later this afternoon.

For more than a few days, but...

For most men, in your experience?

For optimal dadness,

For some novel you're writing.

For some people, it's like a storm.

For that moment, I realized I hadn't really been...

For the 21st century.

For the date.

For the escort, fellas.

For the next couple weeks, the genius continued to help me

For the old fashioned Web dating service.

For two years.

Framed pictures of his past.

Frightened, bleeding...

From all these bad men, and now it's like

From apartment to apartment,

From her doorstep with her daughter locked upstairs.

From my own TV show.

From relationship to relationship,

From the Swan Songs.

From your field of vision,

Fruit salad again, everything's gone off just a little bit.

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fucking lovesick CEO of a dating agency.

Full of stuffing, and then Guzmin's lunch.

Fully alive for the past two years.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: I will now call on Margot

Gaviscon?

Genius stuff like that.

Get those blinds for me.

Getting killer grades.

Getting your name tattooed on my arm. (chuckles)

Girl.

Give me a hundred bucks, I I'll leave it to you.

Glass half full or glass half empty?

Glass half full or glass half empty?

Go to a movie? Go to a club?

Go to a nightclub and check on you tomorrow?

God, I looked so good tonight, okay?

God, it just burned me to know why he never showed up.

Gold prospectors.

Good for you.

Good girl.

Good girl. Good girl.

Good luck, yeah.

Good luck.

Good night, Guzmin.

Good night, Miss Mitchell.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, good.

Good.

Got a few minutes?

Got an earlier train.

Got you.

Grace, of course. Amazing Grace.

Great with the kids, and I don't deserve her.

Gugmin. Morning.

Guys aren't buoyed by Dutch courage or high on cocaine.

Guys will check you out and then pull focus to me,

Guys?

Guzmin, okay, I don't know how many times...

Guzmin, you have to stop failing everyone

GUZMIN: Ah.

GUZMIN: He will not be calling you.

GUZMIN: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Guzmin!

Guzmin.

Half full.

Half pink, you know, covering both bases.

Hang on a second. How are you so sure of all this?

Hard to describe.

Have a man look after you just 'cause

Have you decided what you're wearing?

Have you, have you ever been in love yourself?

Having no dad is something I'm used to.

He absolutely will be calling me.

He also smells like Tums.

He always had crumbs on his sweater.

He and I often told each other,

He called me "sweetheart."

He can get very territorial.

He did. And then he wasn't.

He died when I was 11.

He goes everywhere I go.

He had a gray comforter.

He had some behavioral issues, so he did some classes

He he stood me up.

He is a weak man with no self control.

He is cooking for you? This is a date.

He is not for you.

He is very polite, and he is, he is sexy

He looks done.

He makes everywhere his territory.

He may have scarred our dog for life.

He wants to settle down somewhere. Not me.

He was a flash in the pan.

He was a gray comforter.

He was naked,

He was right. (chuckles)

He was, like, dream dad.

He will never be calling you.

He'd call me on it.

He's a stranger. And this is our apartment,

He's become a...

He's totally my dad. Even his smell.

Hell, I'll help you raise the little guy.

Hello, darling. Hello, baby.

Hello, little baby girl.

Hello, little monkey. Come here.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here in the city of New York.

Here was a man who didn't want his peaches bruised.

Here, I want you to try this risotto.

Here.

Here. To your new, amazing life.

Here's Schubert's "Serenade No. 4"

Here's your taxi.

Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Hey, girl. Come on

Hey, how are you?

Hey, I'm sorry the decision didn't go your way.

Hey, man.

Hey, what's up?

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Come here.

Hey. Hey. Let me... let me help you with that.

Hey. How did it go?

Hey. I understand.

Hey. Those guys from admin in my office,

Hi, hon. Daddy joining us tonight?

Hi, Jeff.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. (chuckles)

Hi. (chuckles)

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi. It's so wonderful to meet you.

Hi. Thank you.

His belly needed to touch his knees.

His blood runs a little colder than mine.

His hair was thinning from the top.

His words had been transformational.

Hmm?

Hmm? Sure.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I wonder if that's why he's not getting any fatter.

Hmm. I'm getting worried.

Hollywood at its absolute, shameless best.

Home owning homosexuals to start a family?

Homer, say hi. Say hi.

Homer! Bad dog!

Homer! Hit the deck.

Homer. Homer, this way.

Honestly, if I never see you again,

Honestly, it's very nice that you're confident enough

Honey, I feel incomplete.

Hooked up to all these machines, but he was so beautiful.

How about "Martini Lover"?

How about Thursday?

How about Tuesday?

How are you doing today, Lexi?

How can anyone guarantee something like that?

How can I make you more comfortable?

How can you tell that from 30 feet away?

How come you never told me?

How could Kipper even accommodate your dog's penis?

How do we know that she won't just... come on...

How do you mean?

How does it feel telling me?

How forgiving and understanding they were.

How I'm going to manage, frankly.

How long till I can be discharged?

How many?

How much for me to head off?

How much of that did you hear?

How was the apartment?

How would he deal with a damaged psyche?

How?

How's Andy?

How's home? How's your mom?

How's she doing?

HR asked me to mention to you.

Huh, smart.

Huh? Are you panting?

Huh? What's up, huh?

Huh? You're a world of one!

Human beings used to constantly move.

I actually believe you.

I am calling this an intermission.

I am doorman. I never get weather wrong.

I am going to literally projectile vomit

I am impossible to be around.

I am so sorry.

I am very...

I am, anyway.

I am.

I am. (laughs)

I barely tapped my head.

I beat out the competition in numerous firms.

I broke my cheekbone once. Came off a bike.

I broke up with her, that night.

I came alive again.

I can barely stand anybody in my house, never mind a baby.

I can include them in my next laundry run.

I can't believe how lucky I am.

I can't believe she's eight. I can't believe she's here.

I can't believe this is mine.

I can't believe you would reduce our relationship

I can't bring a baby into the world with a man

I can't do this on my own.

I can't eat yet. I'll just get some water.

I can't have both, right?

I can't remember.

I can't take that risk with her if it doesn't.

I can't tell which one you broke.

I cannot bet on a certainty.

I could deal with it.

I could feel it in my bones.

I could make up for it with intense bouts of productivity.

I decided I had to let go of the genius entirely.

I did not like him.

I did not... I'm sorr... I didn't mean it like...

I did what lots of people do

I didn't know that. (chuckles)

I didn't know we were running a shelter.

I didn't realize that was the way you looked at it.

I do have issues.

I do.

I don't care about you as individuals.

I don't care. Just somewhere casual.

I don't have another interview for three days.

I don't have any mental problems.

I don't know about you, but... when I'm in this kind of mood,

I don't know anyone like you.

I don't know if I want to bring her up in L.A.

I don't know if I'm ready.

I don't know what kicks it off.

I don't know why I'm telling you this.

I don't know, after seeing Emma again, I just realized...

I don't know, I just want to see you.

I don't know, Madeline. Is it enough...

I don't know, maybe this was just one crazy moment before us.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I guess she ate really well for a year.

I don't know. I'm sorry

I don't really think that animals have that.

I don't smoke, I don't smoke weed, I don't have spicy food.

I don't think we got any sleep back then.

I don't want to go.

I don't want to talk about it, I just want to do it!

I don't, really.

I even bought her an engagement ring.

I feel like a fool, okay?

I felt almost proud of my condition.

I figured I got to go to the bathroom first

I finished a memoir,

I forgot about that for the last few weeks...

I found a match, and then, if we all agree to this,

I found any excuse to linger outside his office.

I found they helped me sleep.

I fucked up.

I get anxiety attacks.

I get so bored of "me."

I got cherry brandy.

I got his number from the hostess of the party.

I got married a year after I left Europe.

I got married quickly

I got to clean the bipolar out of this place.

I got to say, I...

I guess it looks like that.

I guess. (laughs)

I had a hankering for a fruit salad, but, um, not preprepared.

I had a really great time tonight.

I had fantasized about you staying over

I had not been. It was fun.

I had, like, too much wine, and I'm acting like an idiot.

I happen to know you don't have a copy of this book.

I hatched a plan.

I have a meeting five minutes ago.

I have Advil, somewhere.

I have been since I was 15.

I have four of them.

I have given up everything for this kid.

I have moods, but... (chuckles)

I have no game.

I have no idea what happens.

I have no idea.

I have noticed that, actually.

I have something that I want to say to you,

I haven't changed my mind. I'm just... just not sure.

I haven't decided yet if I'm gonna get an epidural,

I hear I have to pass some sort of test?

I hit if off with both her parents. Both.

I honestly didn't hear you, I thought you said "tutored."

I hope he'll wait for me.

I I can't wait to hold her. What was it like?

I I don't have kids to be an example to.

I I I know that we've only just now met

I I I love it. (laughs)

I I need to get going back to work now.

I I never had anyone say those things to me.

I I think... I'd enjoy that.

I I was gonna walk you to your door.

I I wouldn't do that.

I I'm just saying, I wonder how...

I I'm Leslie.

I it frequently descends into, uh,

I just can't defend anyone

I just can't sleep.

I just couldn't understand how it could be

I just didn't know it at the time.

I just don't understand how you guys can keep going out

I just had a sense that we'd gotten along so well,

I just knew it.

I just mean, like, the way that I was brought up, you know?

I just want to finish this reel.

I just wasn't attracted to him that way.

I just, um, got a headache,

I just, um... I don't know

I just... I just want a couple

I kind of like you, too. (laughs)

I kind of... shut down,

I knew he would check chocolate chip.

I knew you guys were cool.

I know a place. Come on.

I know exactly how much money is in there.

I know I can't just break up with her

I know there's no cure for the chemical imbalance in my brain,

I know, but he's, like, old old.

I know, it's it's unusual for me to be here.

I know, um, you're gonna ask me about why why she's not around.

I know.

I know. I I do have one more idea.

I know. I know, I know.

I know. I'm totally on it.

I let Peter buy me cotton candy, for fuck's sake.

I like "guide." I think maybe I'll just end on that.

I like "Martini Lover."

I like moving on anyway.

I like that you did that.

I lost the book you wrote your address in.

I love a good long warm down.

I love him.

I love it so much.

I love the way you talk.

I love them.

I love these summer storms.

I love your work.

I loved all of it.

I loved everything about that.

I mean, do you... do you want to bet?

I mean, everyone's hard to describe, right,

I mean, how how could I think that that was enough for you?

I mean, I already named him Mr. Sea Lion.

I mean, I get it. Two gay men bringing up a baby.

I mean, I noticed that he went out too fast.

I mean, is anybody in life really happy like that?

I mean, listen to these questions he asked.

I mean, maybe... maybe a little bit.

I mean, not a weird one.

I mean, not just as jogging buddies.

I mean, they shouldn't keep us waiting.

I mean, what was supposed to be in it for him?

I mean, you just, like, totally brightened up my day.

I met amazing people.

I might take some time off, maybe do some traveling.

I missed you.

I never had that in my life before,

I never have. If something comes my way, I just let it happen.

I never know... what to expect with you.

I noticed him at the start.

I once had some undercooked chicken

I panic in small spaces.

I passed it in a store.

I promise you I am here for no reason.

I rang old boyfriends from over the years,

I really am sorry.

I really appreciate this.

I really tried

I remember going for a walk

I remember him saying once

I said it is going to rain.

I saw it in her eyes, the moment I saw her.

I seem like a total hero for staying up all night with you,

I slept with him.

I spied...

I started seeing other people again.

I suppose I'll have a scar.

I think he has digestive issues.

I think I'll just stick with an iced tea. (chuckles)

I think sex with Mick might have induced me.

I think that I'm going to walk.

I think that's in your head.

I think they just choose someone to have sex with and,

I think they're a trap we build for ourselves, like...

I think traveling, you see a new city

I think you are.

I think you have a slightly false impression of me.

I thought about him every day.

I thought about Tinder, but then I just settled

I thought if I don't... if I don't change the way I live,

I thought we were going somewhere.

I thought we would have quintuplets by now.

I thought you liked me.

I thought you might not like the grandpa part.

I thought you said your dog was neutered, Karla.

I thought you were seeing that musician guy.

I thought you'd like it.

I told her about my ideas to set up a dating site.

I told you the whole week it's going to rain.

I told you. It's a four hour train ride.

I took them home on risotto night.

I want it now. I love her now.

I want one.

I want that paramedic to think

I want to feel it! Fuck! Jesus fucking Christ!

I want to work on this.

I want you to give me a big push, come on.

I want you to have the coat.

I want you to hear this.

I want you to know that..

I want you to meet someone.

I want your neighbors to see me through the windows

I wanted a reason to go inside.

I was able to arrange a sabbatical.

I was able to get someone to cover at work, by the way,

I was actually just gonna go... toilet,

I was all, like, tired.

I was asking if you yourself have ever been in love.

I was bringing him papers at his desk, and I leaned over,

I was going to tell you. I just...

I was gonna say superficial.

I was hoping that we could carry on where we left off

I was in a really good mood.

I was in cold meats and cheese. He was in fruit and veg.

I was in heaven.

I was just ringing to confirm your street number.

I was just talking. I actually...

I was just wondering who it was.

I was looking at your eyes.

I was lucky.

I was never looking at the man, Maggie.

I was on a Paris train. I had the book in front of me.

I was shocked to realize how much I missed him.

I was so funny. I was scintillating.

I was the hotshot until you arrived.

I was, I suspect.

I was. It wasn't a match.

I wasn't even thinking about him that much anymore.

I wasn't gonna.

I wasn't so sure you'd show up.

I went to my friend's birthday last week,

I will not. I promise.

I will smoke skunk and sleep with guys I don't know.

I will.

I will.

I wonder how this all works, you know?

I wore my fig perfume,

I would become a star student.

I would never blame it all on you.

I would never try to get you to leave.

I would, but my battery's dead.

I wouldn't be letting random blokes in, either.

I wrote my number on that.

I, uh, can barely answer the phone.

I, uh, I have to get...

I...

I... I don't have any experience with men.

I... I mean, you still have two minutes.

I... Oh!

I'd be consumed by anger and self pity.

I'd be very disappointed if he died

I'd certainly become an alcoholic.

I'd get defensive, convince him that he was paranoid.

I'd like to get her to the ER and have her looked at.

I'd like you to count backwards slowly from ten.

I'd listen to your dad on this one.

I'd make them regret it instantly.

I'd spend years in pointless litigation.

I'd watch you sleep on a park bench.

I'll be right back. Okay?

I'll be right here.

I'll click the kettle.

I'll get it.

I'll get it. I can do it.

I'll have the lunch special,

I'll make sure he does.

I'll pick them.

I'll put it on when I get out on the street.

I'll put on some coffee.

I'll see them tomorrow.

I'll see you in a bit.

I'll see you Thursday.

I'll smile when I want to.

I'll squeeze your feet to let you know everything's okay.

I'll take them.

I'll tell you what, um...

I'm a get... I'll get air. You guys got this.

I'm baking cookies for the snack room. Pass it on.

I'm bipolar.

I'm coming off of a low.

I'm dealing with it. Will you?"

I'm doing it.

I'm earthy. I'm not a barbarian. (chuckles)

I'm eating them all. I'm getting fat, Madeline.

I'm free tomorrow night.

I'm glad you called.

I'm glad you came.

I'm glad. Thank you for that.

I'm going directly to the book signing,

I'm gonna be lost without you here.

I'm gonna be the biggest hypocrite alive.

I'm gonna continue my travels for, like,

I'm gonna get started on my own.

I'm good.

I'm happy, but it's still real life.

I'm having dinner with him tonight.

I'm impressed you've fought the urge to put it on Instagram.

I'm in a supermarket, years ago, looking for some peaches.

I'm invisible, like all these homeless people in the park.

I'm just excited. I got a job offer.

I'm just gonna take your blood pressure.

I'm just here with the umbrella.

I'm just playing. It's just a game.

I'm just saying, if if you've changed your mind,

I'm just saying, we don't know anything about this girl

I'm just, um... I just don't like being

I'm leaving.

I'm like a Wikipedia page with legs.

I'm Maddie. I work with Peter.

I'm more tortoise than hare.

I'm not a cutter, by the way. This isn't a sex injury.

I'm not attracted to him.

I'm not letting that go.

I'm not so sure about that anymore.

I'm okay, actually. (chuckles)

I'm only thinking of your interests.

I'm probably the worst friend you could ever have.

I'm really good at dating,

I'm s.... I'm sick, and, uh...

I'm so glad you've told me.

I'm so grown up I don't even have a bedtime.

I'm so sorry if we were being loud.

I'm so sorry. I hope I'm not too late.

I'm so...

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I said that. Such an idiotic thing to say.

I'm sorry now that we didn't have a bigger wedding reception,

I'm sorry that I'm not more magnanimous

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I I I never...

I'm sorry. I should... I shouldn't have said that.

I'm surprised, but I'm glad.

I'm taking a little break away.

I'm the funniest girl he's ever met.

I'm totally unreliable as a friend... in fact, in some ways,

I'm very happy with being a doorman.

I've been crazy busy at work. That doesn't matter now.

I've been doing but nothing but telling you!

I've been fantasizing that our attraction

I've been irresponsible my whole life.

I've been live blogging it on social media.

I've enjoyed coming home to see you in the evenings,

I've got a roof over my head for a while.

I've heard you really angry, I think.

I've just been stood up by someone

I've just never seen this type of pictures before.

I've literally never had anyone not go on a date with me.

I've never contributed much to anything.

I've only had one old flame.

I've put some clothes in the closet for you.

I've turned Tobin's study into a baby room,

Ice cream?

If he had known?

If I came clean that time in the supermarket and said,

If I curl my toes, that's the sign that I'm scared, okay?

If I do the interview, how would I ever see you again?

If I had a nice gaff like this,

If I made a reservation for a room with one bed,

If she changes her mind.

If somebody cuts you off in traffic,

If somebody steals your wallet,

If that's all right?

If they are in any doubt as to whether or not

If they could...

If this doesn't scare you off,

If we're gonna see each other outside of the office.

If you can find love in a supermarket

If you don't at least give it a shot.

If you don't mind my asking you.

If you feel woozy, step outside. Okay?

If you get spooked, I'll be here.

If you weren't here, though.

If you're going down the escalator,

If you're not back in two minutes,

Important that I want to say to you.

Impose our gender stereotypes, God forbid. (chuckles)

In an ambulance with my face out to here.

In here.

In its absolute form has many purposes in life.

In L.A., I just got so sick of the money and...

In life, unless you're a fool.

In one place for too long.

In Paris for the weekend, and he never showed.

In terms of... getting the job.

In the, in the direction it was launched.

In the... dry cleaning bag in the closet.

In what way was your dog tutored?

In which you are a guest, and that doesn't extend

In your life whatsoever of you caring

Indiana Jones or Grace Jones?

Indiana Jones or...

Instead of just watching it through a TV.

Into the night, empty handed like a total loser.

Ironically, the very thing that got me through

Is Andy? Are you, Andy, on his side?

Is different, yet it is also the same

Is he wearing a helmet?

Is he your... what? Boyfriend?

Is it important to you what he thinks?

Is it too early? It isn't too early, is it?

Is it... is it because of me?

Is kind of like, like a hunter gatherer,

Is really gonna be your thing.

Is that okay?

Is that okay? Have you guys discussed that?

Is that okay? I mean, a newborn,

Is that one of those new hipster mocktails? God.

Is that what you were looking for?

Is that what you're afraid of?

Is that what you're looking for?

Is this the first guy you've brought home here?

Is your son wearing a helmet?

Isn't Mr. Ted gracing us tonight?

It could be argued, though, that...

It doesn't matter how good you are at your job.

It doesn't mean anything.

It is against my principles.

It is creepy, but who cares?

It just feels really intrusive.

It just makes us feel involved.

It matched my mood.

It might be the drugs.

It really is you.

It really is, it's you.

It seemed like the cat was out of the bag.

It seemed symbolic.

It should be creamy with a little bite to the rice.

It turns out I'm bipolar.

It turns out, she's engaged.

It was a little different in my imagination.

It was a real experience meeting you.

It was beautiful.

It was cathartic, strangely healing,

It was definitely a date.

It was eye opening.

It was gonna stay platonic.

It was just the music.

It was my 30th birthday.

It was pretty shitty of me.

It was so amazing, seeing her head emerge, and...

It was so lovely seeing you.

It was the one thing you had to do.

It was, like, the best 45 minutes of my life.

It was, uh, it was my hope, so I appreciate it.

It wasn't a trade. Of course not.

It will be an adventure full of excitement, disappointment,

It...

It'll pass.

It's 11:30.

It's a big book.

It's a bit too important to me, though, that perception.

It's a little wooden carved peach.

It's a metabolite.

It's a migraine. Yes.

It's a store.

It's a thing, that's all, but...

It's a thing, you know?

It's about an ex of his. We'll call her Emily."

It's about time people started to see your talents.

It's all about the first explosion.

It's an art that we have yet to master. All right?

It's bullshit that, you know,

It's cold out. Is that okay?

It's creamy all right.

It's everywhere you... touch!

It's fine, I want to watch Fargo. Is that okay?

It's fine. It's fine. Uh...

It's got brilliant prose,

It's got that quality of

It's great. And you're only a couple of weeks out, right?

It's hard for me.

It's hard to say. I travel a lot.

It's important to represent who you are at these things.

It's it's it's not tiny, but it's not huge.

It's it's very hard to explain.

It's Jeff.

It's just good to know those things

It's just my world.

It's just...

It's just... I just want to make sure

It's Lexi.

It's like a sweatbox in here.

It's like I'm in the title sequence

It's like the whole universe in there.

It's like, uh, all the heat and the tension of the city

It's my worst fear realized.

It's nice to see you.

It's no makeup, bright lights.

It's no place for a kid.

It's not a coincidence. I saw your picture,

It's not a date.

It's not actually just about bringing babies into the world

It's not every day your little girl turns 21.

It's not fine. We're putting up with you staying here.

It's not getting off to a great start.

It's not going to rain

It's not my whole life. (chuckles)

It's not some poor woman that's been coerced

It's not that, you fucking rube.

It's obvious that you loved your Betty very much,

It's on the right.

It's our second date.

It's really cozy, though. I like it.

It's smoggy there and it's... it's phony.

It's so hot in here.

It's some pretty wacky stuff right there.

It's sort of uncanny.

It's tomorrow. I think we have a good chance.

It's, you know, I've...

It's... I'm not... I don't feel ob...

It's... more of the same.

JANICE: I'll bet you did.

Jeff was a couple years ago.

Jeff with the loveliest smile

Jeff, the nicest man in the world.

JEFF: Hello, Lexi?

Jeff!

Jeff?

Jesus, how hard can it be for two employed,

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jets or Giants?

John's life depends on it. (chuckles)

JONATHAN: I want to go see the alligator.

JONATHAN: Papa! Papa!

JOSHUA: I have this theory

JOSHUA: I made an excuse,

JOSHUA: Just fascinating to me

JOSHUA: So we just walked around, exchanging life stories.

JOSHUA: These two.

JULIE: "And then, the CEO mask comes off,

JULIE: "Here's this kid bringing thousands of people together,

JULIE: "I watched the little girl prepare tea at the stove.

JULIE: Are you still with your wife?

JULIE: He was a senior in college,

JULIE: I can't believe that you lost my copy of Anna Karenina.

JULIE: So it turned out that he hadn't stood me up.

JULIE: Sometimes you realize that true love

JUNE: My book.

Just 'cause I'm older?

Just an idea. Crazy idea.

Just as I'm getting the anesthetic,

Just be your lovely self.

Just be yourself.

Just don't fuck him on your non date, because...

Just finishing something,

Just fuck that coat!

Just got me through a lot, a lot in life,

Just just forget about it.

Just like my dad had.

Just like that, so I can't imagine how you must be feeling.

Just popped out to get us some breakfast.

Just small talk.

Just take a deep breath.

Just tell them you changed your mind.

Just thank God this wound is gonna heal,

Just the idea of you

Just... (sighs) Humor me.

Just... be cool.

KARLA: It was smeared across my skin,

KARLA: Like, yeah, like... (hisses)

Karla?

Karla? Karla?!

Karla?!

Keep going, keep going, you got it, you got it,

Keep going, Maggie.

Ken likes the thermostat way up.

Ken was not so certain of that.

Ken, um...

KENJI: Are you gonna run the 10K in Newport next week?

Kids. A husband.

Klonopin. For anxiety.

Last month, apparently.

Last of the Mohicans.

Late night. Woke up dejected, directionless,

Laughter, tears, and an astounding amount of paperwork.

Leave it alone. We're not supposed to be parents.

LESLIE: Alligator? There is no alligator here.

LESLIE: Am I still seeing you next Saturday

LESLIE: So, you're working Sundays now?

Leslie's my daughter.

Let him go back in time a little bit.

Let him keep it. He can have it. No problem.

Let me remember. It was... what was it?

Let me see.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go home.

Let's go?

Let's just, come on, what's wrong with tonight?

Let's play this game later, yeah?

Let's put the hood up.

LEXI: And this is where the problem starts.

LEXI: Here was pure joy.

LEXI: It began in high school.

LEXI: It's amazing what trusting

LEXI: Okay, okay, enough.

LEXI: So...

LEXI: Who am I?

Like "New Rob."

Like a good libertarian?

Like a jealous, crazy mother shooing teenagers

Like a monster from an old black and white movie, walking,

Like a piece of raw meat.

Like an actor playing a dad in an AARP commercial.

Like any self respecting robotics genius.

Like cars and smartphones.

Like my mother used to say,

Like one of those really self satisfied couples

Like right now, I'm watching you cook.

Like some Pietà by Michelangelo.

Like the Manson murders crime scene.

Like you're taking notes on the human comedy

Like, a craving for peaches.

Like, full incel.

Like, I would willfully mistake it for romantic attention,

Like, if it gets really bad.

Like, one of everything, and then, by the time you want

Like... amazing.

Literally no way I can make a move now.

Little flecks of silver in his sideburns.

Little what?

Look at you, look at you, my little monkey.

Look at you.

Look, I can't imagine what you just said feels like.

Look, you should just go.

Look. I wanted a moment with you because I wanted to...

Look... you go on up.

Looking good. Okay, there's a head.

Loss and mistakes.

Lot of sugar.

Love is lots of things!

Love you, Tami.

Low hanging fruit.

MADDY: After that, the genius and I were friendly

MADDY: All perfectly solid dad questions.

MADDY: And in that moment, something shifted.

MADDY: He smelled like wine and oranges...

MADDY: I closed my eyes and tried to feel good

MADDY: I loved that MRI.

MADDY: I really didn't need an MRI.

MADDY: I was regressing nicely.

MADDY: It was a date.

MADDY: Mm...

MADDY: Only my father ever called me by my full name.

MADDY: So, there's this senior engineer at work

MADDY: So, when my Uber driver kindly arranged for me

MADDY: The genius and I started hanging out on weekends.

MADDY: This is how I turned 21.

Made it a little difficult

Madeline?

MAGGIE: Bye! Good night!

MAGGIE: You're back.

Males have been known to reject their young

MAN: You've exceeded my dreams.

Many of you know that Ken and I met when we were running.

MARGOT: I was planning on it, yes.

MARGOT: Maybe he just needs a bit of encouragement.

MARGOT: Poor guy.

May this first year of adulthood

Maybe a bit impulsive.

Maybe even love.

Maybe he had a potted plant.

Maybe I needed to see him again.

Maybe one of our spouses came back from the future,

Maybe we just need to rebrand Rob.

Maybe you'd like to think about joining our club.

Maybe your no game game is the most cunning game of all.

Maybe, but this is my day off. I'm supposed to be having

Me, too.

Me. All of me.

Meantime, this is good.

Meanwhile, I kept...

Meanwhile, I'm asking myself, "Well, do I seem nervous?

Measure salinity, you know, carbon levels.

Median nerve damage can be tricky to repair.

Men are the real deal in here.

MICHAEL: We're under the same roof, put it that way.

Middle of next week, at least.

Mine is a world of one. You were right about that.

Miss Mitchell?

Miss Mitchell. What the hell do you think you're doing?

Missing days like that to our bosses.

Mm hmm, yeah, I I know what you mean.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm?

Mm.

Mm. (chuckles)

Mm. Okay, what about adopting?

Mmm. (chuckles)

Mom, the car's ready.

More realistic maybe.

Most people are like, "We met in college

Muesli.

My celebration wasn't something my father

My conscience won't let me make fruit salad for just me.

My dad left when I was three.

My dad? No. Why?

My father used to smoke like that

My God...

My old friend.

My ostensible search for peaches was in reality

My parents let me, presumed I was sick,

My place? I'll cook?

Naturally, he listened to classical music,

Neither. Steelers.

Nine centimeters dilated.

No complaints, Maggie.

No complaints.

No going back.

No kidding.

No one gives a shit. I don't blog.

No one is going to judge you. Do what you wish.

No one's ever asked me that in an interview before.

No one's here to pull, no one's looking

No, don't be. Don't. It...

No, he didn't.

No, he's more than a doorman.

No, I can't do it. I can't do it.

No, I don't believe so.

No, I don't mean it like that, obviously, I...

No, I don't want to touch that coat ever again.

No, I have to rush back home to my husband and two children.

No, I I meant the peach.

No, I'm an independent woman,

No, I'm homeless.

No, I'm just getting more comfortable.

No, I've been up for a couple of nights.

No, it just feels like a hell of a lot of time

No, it's fine.

No, it's fine. We'll...

No, no, no, anything could happen in 24 hours.

No, no, no, I'm too tired. I can't do it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what this is about.

No, no. The people kind.

No, not... I mean, not if you think it's, like, weird.

No, stop, please. I'm I'm embarrassed now.

No, thank you.

No, that's breakfast.

No, this is totally not part of the interview.

No, what? No. It's...

No, you'd be, like, completely redefining beauty standards

No! No, Mick. While I'm staying here,

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, we broke up.

No. How different?

No. I I'm not a woodturner.

No. I just know a lot of facts.

No. I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna sit here

No. It's not. It's not okay, frankly.

No. It's okay. It's...

No. Me, neither. So...

No. No, I haven't even checked. I don't...

No. No, I just...

No. No, no, I'm fine. I'm really good.

No. No, no, no, it's not that.

No. No, no, no. Give me the towel.

No. No, the opposite.

No. No. No. I'm not going anywhere.

No. Not in that way.

No. Rule is you got to answer.

No. Why?

Non anal?

None of that's gonna happen.

Not again.

Not at all. It's just a fun run.

Not everyone is.

Not that we want to impose our gender stereotypes,

Not the illness... that'll never stop...

Nothing more. Not like a big thing.

Nothing will change me.

Nothing. And we like those things, right?

Now get some good sleep.

Now I can hardly keep my eyes open one night.

Now when you say "they," do you really mean "she"?

Now you're just being hard on yourself.

Now, we're not hunter gatherers, by any means.

Number one, right?

NURSE: Okay. Um, previous surgeries?

Obviously, seeing as how you're reading this.

Of a love unlived and untested."

Of course I'll stay.

Of course you weren't gonna

Of course, it does put you at a bit of a disadvantage now,

Of course. I ju... you know, I...

Of course. I'll hold onto them the whole time.

Of its feet off my chest.

Of my life before getting past the porch door.

Of searching for just the right doctor

Of stopping to kiss me or squeeze my shoulder

Of your happiness?

Oh, and fucking somebody 40 years younger is?

Oh, and I couldn't afford prawns,

Oh, both of you!

Oh, both of you!

Oh, come on, are you... are you... are you, like, four years old?

Oh, come on, I'm wearing a helmet.

Oh, for God's sake, really?

Oh, fuck you!

Oh, God, are we becoming

Oh, great.

Oh, he's a great guy, he's a good guy, but, um,

Oh, hey.

Oh, I can. (chuckles)

Oh, I can't believe Old Rob ever got this far.

Oh, I got that.

Oh, I have gin and... vermouth.

Oh, I like that. (chuckles)

Oh, I'll see you then.

Oh, I'm from England. It's the center of urbanity.

Oh, I'm so sorry. That meeting came up from out of nowhere.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm using a pacemaker.

Oh, is that what you call it?

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, Ken

Oh, like a... like a James Taylor song.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, Guzmin, that's the first time

Oh, my God, my parents.

Oh, my God, no.

Oh, my God, what are they gonna say about this?

Oh, my God! Jesus Christ! (panting)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm fired.

Oh, my goodness. I can't believe this is happening.

Oh, my gosh, and you, too.

Oh, my gosh, that's unbelievable.

Oh, no, good. I I did want to ask, though,

Oh, no, wait. I'm posting this.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, they kept asking...

Oh, no. Wait, I thought that you meant on you.

Oh, not long. Six hours or so.

Oh, nothing, nothing. I was just tired.

Oh, oh, oh, very good!

Oh, on my own.

Oh, please don't eat your baby

Oh, please don't say Luke Skywalker.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Sorry. Oh, my God, did we wake you?

Oh, so, uh... (chuckles)

Oh, sometimes I read one a day.

Oh, stay out of this, Mick. You're just here for a hot meal.

Oh, stop it. You're being dramatic.

Oh, stop pretending that doesn't throw you a little bit.

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Oh, that's fantastic. And she's good?

Oh, the peach.

Oh, uh, it's it's Yo Yo Ma.

Oh, uh, that didn't take.

Oh, uh...

Oh, um, I left out your name, just in case you're worried.

Oh, we don't care.

Oh, well, that'll be the 8 ball I took this morning.

Oh, well, uh, yeah, maybe I'm a bit sad.

Oh, well...

Oh, yeah, I could have it by tomorrow. Okay, no problem.

Oh, yeah, sure. Of course.

Oh, yeah? You had a right laugh?

Oh, you meant now.

Oh, you want to change your answer?

Oh, you're awake. I'm Nick.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Why, it's Johnathan. Hello!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (chuckles) You'd be an inspiration.

Oh. Can I have a muffin?

Oh. Don't...

Oh. Eh, let's maybe stay off politics.

Oh. I'm so sorry about that. I'll try to hurry them along.

Oh. Oh, well, I don't have to print it.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Um, oh. Cool. Great.

Oh. Okay. Thank you so much.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh. Thanks.

Oh. Well, there's brilliant prose,

Oh. Yes.

Oh...

Okay, all right. Let's get ready to go again.

Okay, all right. Let's go.

Okay, come on, close your eyes.

Okay, great! Great, great.

Okay, great.

Okay, I'll see you soon, Jonathan?

Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, perfect.

Okay, Rob.

Okay, so what's the alternative?

Okay, sorry. (exhaling rapidly)

Okay, this is getting weird. He's right here.

Okay, well, everyone would react the same way.

Okay, well, he's perfectly nice.

Okay, well, say goodbye to Grandpa, Jonathan.

Okay, well, that doesn't sound that bad.

Okay, what's the game?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay?

Okay? I'm just... I...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. (chuckles)

Okay. Act two's about to begin.

Okay. Ad Address.

Okay. And all that for what? You said $2,200 a month?

Okay. And Facebook.

Okay. Because I don't want to lose you.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. If you curl your toes, I'll know you're scared.

Okay. My friends and I used to do this thing on the Metro,

Okay. Okay.

Okay. One second.

Okay. So, this one did not pan out.

Okay. Uh, and what's the traveling about? Work?

Okay. Um, do you know where the term

Old love

Old love is different.

Old man smell.

Older people have... have it together.

On the coldest night of the year.

On what it is you think I should do. Okay?

Once I told Sylvia,

Once upon a time...

One day, I wanted to stay in bed.

One human being who accepts the two people in you.

One more big push.

One more. Here we go. Here we go.

One true friend in your life can do.

Only if you want to.

Only showing up when I was sure to impress.

Ooh

Ooh, fuck. Ugh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

Ooh. Shots fired.

Or a musket flash that doesn't shoot a bullet.

Or a very confused person.

Or any people who really love you.

Or anything in between those two, it's all...

Or bringing a new child into this fucking hellhole.

Or even to eat them.

Or girl would be privileged to be looked after

Or girl. I haven't checked. Go.

Or if you stick around a very long time,

Or or or, uh, how much we take home a year?

Or or what she's going through.

Or penicillin, or aspirin when you get a headache?

Or romance or soul mates or even lifelong companionship.

Or someone like me.

Or something, just give me a holler.

Or something, you know, you meet someone

Or stroke my hand.

Or that my parents say, or that anyone else says.

Or therapists or hospitals for when you get sick

Or you have a buddy?

Or, um, books for you to read or movies for you to watch.

Our first six months were, like,

Our paths cross every once in a while,

Out of ash.

Out of mind.

Out of sight or out of mind?

Over the course of all this was the countless couches...

Overpowering?

Ow. That stings more than my arm.

PARAMEDIC 1: But seriously, Ken, uh, golf...

PARAMEDIC 2: You got this.

PARAMEDIC: Okay.

Pass? What do you mean, "pass"?

People are so concerned to put on this big front normally,

People usually just call me Maddy.

Perfect.

Perfect.

PETER: Thank you, Officer.

PETER: They do?

PETER: You have everything you need from her, Officer?

Peter?

Plan A worked fine. Scary, though.

Please come back, don't come back.

Please come back, don't come back.

Please give him a chance, all right?

Please, don't have an anxiety attack.

Please.

Please... come back.

Pleased to meet you, uh...

Plus I'm a really fast reader.

Plus, I think the kids have a game.

Plus, if you strike out, you don't have to skulk off

Plus, no more roommates.

Pretty much.

Psychological? Who knows?

Quickly.

RADIO HOST: Beautiful day out there,

Rain. Of course.

Reading about it, watching it, researching it.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Because, uh, I I have more interviews to go to.

Really? Even after tonight?

Really? I'm very sorry to hear that.

Really? Is it that obvious?

Really? The heart kind?

Red state or blue?

Relax.

Relaxed.

Remember that guy that I told you about?

Resourceful, beautiful.

Right now it feels like a bit of a slog.

Right now?

Right, but a date is dinner.

Right?

Right.

Right. He seems like such a nice chap.

Right. I forgot there's a baby.

Right. I know that a rapper is suing a band.

Right. Okay.

Right. Uh, yeah, of course.

Right. Universe, recalibration.

Right. Well, what are we gonna do?

Right. Yeah. No, totally came in for peaches.

RINA: Are you going to join us for some food?

RINA: Great. I'll see you there.

Rita Hayworth got herself a date, huh?

Rob, please.

ROB: Did you get in and out okay?

ROB: Didn't know you smoked.

ROB: How?

ROB: I'm sorry.

ROB: Jesus.

Rule is you got to answer.

Run the course.

Running around and a wife to help you eat your fruit.

Same at Vassar.

Save it.

Schumann wrote it for his wife before he went mad.

Seafood pasta. Was very good.

See you soon.

See you tomorrow.

Seeing a flash of fool's gold in the sieve

Seems like everyone on the street

Seems so easy, so childish

Seriously, I think it's gonna happen early.

Seriously?

Set you on the path to becoming the amazing woman

She called an ambulance, but there was nothing to be done.

She came into our office recently and liked your file.

She carried you like a trooper,

She gave you...? Mommy gave you two ice creams?

She got cold feet.

She had big blue eyes

She is fucking... awesome.

She told me about her plans to develop a file sharing app.

She told me afterwards that they made love,

She won't be able to walk to school, and it's...

She won't just change her mind when she sees the baby?

She'll miss the city.

She's a good woman: beautiful, great person,

She's a lovely person, you know,

She's gonna be here in my hometown."

She's not nitroglycerin. (laughs)

She's staying with us. (chuckles)

Shh!

Shh. Voices. Listen, there's voices.

Shit

Shit.

Shoes?

Shut up.

Simply wouldn't make up for my disastrous attendance records.

Since just now.

Since seeing her?

Sir, do you need a glass of water?

Six years ago.

Six years sounds like a lot, but...

Six...

Slightly decadent espionage

So did my ex.

So different for him than it was for me.

So does that make you, like, really bright?

So for three days of of fever and hallucination,

So have you thought about reconsidering the whole thing,

So he's punching above his weight.

So how many books can you read in a week?

So how was your airplane flight? Good?

So I can stay on a few days.

So I cooked a prawn bhuna. It's been a while,

So I just... you know.

So I kind of straddle the political divide.

So I need something for an upset stomach, too.

So I offered him some food. It's a thing we do.

So I'm your dad?

So I've been waiting three months just to see you.

So I've, um, I've turned Tobin's study into a baby room,

So if you are going out, remember to bring an umbrella.

So it's little tuna bits instead. You hungry?

So keep drinking plenty of water.

So low that I can barely move.

So that is the spine.

So that you could see me again?

So that's how it is with you, Tobin?

So the rent is stuck in the '80s.

So then what do two unemployed people do in New York City

So then why don't you ask him

So they wouldn't find out which one of them fertilized the egg.

So we decided to take a break.

So we spent the entire night

So we were hanging out, and I sort of...

So what did you do?

So when, um...

So where are you right now, mood wise?

So where is this gonna, you know, be appearing?

So where you gonna go?

So where's my room?

So why are you telling me now?

So why the name "Fuse"?

So you don't care if you look ugly?

So you get to hang with us for a, for a while.

So you just gave up your shot at a steady well paid job

So you stand to have a a pretty good time with us, right?

So you want to get a drink sometime?

So you're gonna find a way to remove me

So, do you want to come up for coffee...

So, have you guys thought about open adoption, too?

So, I stuck it in a book

So, is this a "your place or mine" moment?

So, let's, uh... Come on.

So, Madeline, do you like to travel?

So, see you tonight?

So, she can't take you with her,

So, thanks for this, guys. I love your apartment.

So, uh, where where do you want to go?

So, uh, where you going?

So, um, I'll see you Thursday evening.

So, wait, what what do you mean, "leopard stuff"?

So, what are we doing here, Michael?

So, what are you calling me, then?

So, what do you want to eat?

So, what kind of disabled person do you think I'd be?

So, when I had my bike accident, I must have gone ass over tit,

So...

So...

So... where we going?

Somehow, he knew exactly what to do with me.

Someplace new; it's exciting.

Something has changed about you.

Somewhere deep down, I knew it.

Sorry for keeping you so late

Sorry, no curtains yet.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds like The English Patient.

Speaking of small fish...

Split open.

Studying Shakespeare abroad, and I was a 22 year old

Suddenly, I was finally grown up.

Suddenly, work doesn't seem that interesting to me.

Sure, yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Okay, so I'm gonna go back to Trina, and say that I think

Surely, there's someone out there

Surgery went well. Doctor was pleased.

Sweet.

Take a deep breath and give me a good push, okay?

Taking the pulse of the common man.

Talk of the town.

TAMI: I just can't.

TAMI'S DAD: Forgive me, Maddy.

TED: Morning, darling.

TED: So, you review books for a living,

Ted?

Ted?

Ted. (sighs)

Tell them we have to cancel today.

Telling me what? What have you told me? What?

Telling you with with with signs and and words

Ten, nine,

Thank you for seeing me home. (sniffs)

Thank you for that information.

Thank you for that. Welcome back.

Thank you so much for coming to our town, Julie.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Uh, because...

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, Dad, but you don't have to be so sappy.

Thanks, Mick.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That a date ended in the hospital.

That a relationship is kind of like a rocket,

That at our age, "until death do us part"

That doesn't mean anyone you choose to bring home.

That gave me hallucinations and a temperature of 104.

That have turned my life around.

That I don't love or trust.

That I felt obligated to assuage his fears.

That I want to have this baby.

That I'm not into you that way.

That is fantastic. Are you kidding?

That is Guzmin.

That is not the image I want to put out there.

That is so gay.

That is... i is, I totally get it.

That little child, only the size of a small fish...

That makes sense. I have no desire

That might be hard right now.

That never stops them.

That people always associate me with.

That sounds creepy.

That sounds like homophobia to me.

That sounds... awesome.

That that would be nice.

That that wouldn't hurt your feelings

That the publishers were kind enough to put me up in.

That they're gonna put a little incision in my head

That this... would happen tonight.

That was the opposite of fun.

That wasn't intentional!

That we were all together like this

That would be lovely.

That you see in ads for insurance or walk in bathtubs?

That young people do.

That'd be great, because we're already ten minutes late.

That's a... Six hours is a lot.

That's all it takes.

That's all right. This is more important.

That's ballsy, and that's what you want in a kid, isn't it?

That's beautiful.

That's disgusting.

That's fine, 'cause I don't either.

That's gonna stay together for a while.

That's good sometimes, no?

That's good. That's good for me.

That's Hollywood. That's Gilda.

That's it, come on.

That's more interesting than this.

That's nice of you to offer

That's nice.

That's not love. That's guilt. Love is trust.

That's not what I have.

That's right. No guts, no glory.

That's sweet.

That's that's exactly it. Yeah, you're right.

That's your baby.

The American Museum of Natural History.

The analysis, the electroshock therapy,

The Bach solo "Cello Suites." Do you like it?

The birth mother has as much or as little access

The cognitive behavioral therapy,

The dad kind?

The days I left my camera at home."

The drug therapy, you name it.

The editor of a literary supplement of a magazine.

The female, now a mother, presents her baby

The first two trimesters, and then come back to the city.

The genius did say he understood me that night.

The geriatric Olympics, he called it.

The good, the bad...

The I.P. File.

The ill will I had towards the entire romantic community.

The last time

The love we had in our past,

The next day, my mom admits me into the hospital.

The next morning, my father made breakfast

The only thing that motivates men to do anything

The only thing wrong with him was that he didn't have

The question is: What don't we do?

The short version is he had a massive brain hemorrhage.

The sickening silence of another man walking out

The silence.

The smell of fresh cut grass.

The statistics I was reading about contradicted

The supermarket, this morning.

The the fusing of joints.

The truth is, I'm terrified of this.

The way I would have wanted.

The way they're supposed to be.

The... the dad kind.

The... uh...

Their little girl comes to the city and then,

Then a couple weeks after I visited him in London,

Then feel free to leave me a message.

Then I remembered an oft quoted line by Rita Hayworth:

Then I wouldn't have had my children, so there is that.

Then it would be... a date.

Then it's gonna start getting tricky.

Then let's go out to eat, my treat.

Then why did you iron your blouse?

Then... we got knocked off course.

There it is.

There must be some reason for him not calling me.

There was a little girl.

There's a clinic four blocks away.

There's lots of blood everywhere.

There's no restaurants or Whole Foods,

There's still bargains in here.

There's there's prawn bhuna on the... on the carpet.

They all realized my forensic attention to detail,

They don't know certain things aren't

They don't send me spinning into an alternate persona.

They explain that this procedure doesn't always work.

They have to slice you from ear to ear

They make more benzothiazole and nonanol.

They paid some poor lady in India to be their surrogate,

They thought he was like Hugh Grant, and now he's like...

They were gonna have to break out

They were hunter gatherers, and their lives were tough,

They were... genuinely worried

They're all wondering what happened to you.

They're getting very abstract.

They're gonna stay together.

They're just monitoring her for 24 hours and then she'll be out.

Things we think make us smarter but actually make us more dumb.

This got out of hand. I didn't mean what I said.

This guy

This is a gift, okay?

This is a lot of hostility coming from someone

This is a really good thing.

This is a ridiculous, inexcusable waste.

This is Daniel. This is Guzmin.

This is disgusting.

This is happening either way. Okay?

This is how I could miss 50% of the year...

This is me.

This is nice.

This is the first responsible thing that I've done.

This is where I figured out the knack for living with this.

This is your last chance for an epidural, Karla.

This is, um... fuck, what's your name?

This isn't easy to admit,

This isn't La La Land.

This isn't your website manifesto.

This meant something.

This one.

This place stinks of incense!

This was a transaction?

This was great.

This was how life became.

This whole new amazing life for yourself?

Those were his exact words.

Three of you!

Three year old who looks exactly like Charlie.

Through the scope of a sniper rifle.

Tidying.

Till I met my Betty.

To a cold calculation.

To any random guy you just meet on the street.

To bring another human being into the world.

To connect with you fully,

To do with this.

To everyone online, I seem so considerate.

To find out we still love each other.

To get you out of the Earth's atmosphere,

To giving them at least some cards in the game.

To go in with a little spoon

To hit my head, I knew just who I wanted to call.

To just...

To lift the cheekbone back into place.

To make up their own mind about me.

To restaurants, like, every night.

To run in lockstep.

To see his desk, his books.

To share a few personal memories of Kenji.

To spend on something that may not even happen.

To stand here and stare out at the rain.

To take me home where we could sit on the rim of the bathtub

To talk to a complete stranger,

To Tami...

To the father. It's a tense moment.

To those of us who choose to settle down.

To travel separately again.

To what?

To whatever it is you're doing this evening

Tobin, just move your fucking head away!

TOBIN: I don't know. I'm not sure she knows what she's doing.

TOBIN: Oh, great. Yup. Go.

TOBIN: She's so tough

TOBIN: So, uh, when are you due?

TOBIN: Why don't we just find that out?

Tomorrow is a brand new day that's never been touched.

Tonight I'll be pretty manic.

Topless or bottomless?

Topless.

TRINA: How you guys holding up?

Trust me, you will never rest

Tuesday? Tuesday's a a lifetime away.

TV NARRATOR: And now, in a scene as old as time itself,

TV NARRATOR: And so, Tobin and Andy

Two creepy gays messing with some young kid's pregnancy.

Two long years since,

Two.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh, and in case you don't get to see her

Uh, capitalism gone crazy, fear,

Uh, friend.

Uh, I don't know you very well,

Uh, I pick a runner doing a nice gentle pace,

Uh, I want to tell you a story about your mom.

Uh, I was coming down with the flu.

Uh, if you're staying in town, you want to get a cup of coffee

Uh, life's just too interesting to sleep sometimes.

Uh, online advertising this thing.

Uh, people actually generally don't fuck up.

Uh, seemed appropriate for a dating app.

Uh, speaking of which....

Uh, Sunday magazine, the Times.

Uh, the one from high school. My first boyfriend.

Uh, to my book signing upstate. I'll be back tomorrow.

Uh, uh, by tomorrow?

Uh, um...

Uh, we are so sorry.

Uh, we're just making plans now, seeing if it's possible.

Uh, well, could we get two green teas?

Uh, well, I just finished watching this, uh, program

Uh, well, there should be a black pantsuit

Uh, yeah, sorry, I just grabbed it...

Uh, yeah. Uh, good idea.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... (chuckles)

Uh... (chuckles) Guilty.

Uh... a baby.

Uh... can I talk to you for a minute outside?

Uh... or you do that.

Ultimately, uh...

Um, can I get a scone?

Um, do you want to do this again?

Um, help me with these. They're still halfway down.

Um, I have some savings, so I don't need to find

Um, I was discussing my options,

Um, no. My water broke early,

Um, thank you for, um, meeting me.

Um, there is no obligation.

Um, when Ken and I met,

Um, yeah, here's my number.

Um, yes.

Um, you want another coffee, Karla?

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Do you guys do that?

Um... how about coffee?

Um... No.

Um... to talk.

Unexpected.

Unfinished, untested, lost love,

Unless you want to cancel.

Unless, of course, you have a load of kids

Until somebody made me think about him...

Until you actually have to give something up?

Until, one by one,

Up or down?

Vegetable counter.

Very funny. Yeah. Ha, ha.

Very, very proud of you, Madeline.

W What I mean is,

Wait up.

Wait, I think I've heard this exact story before.

Wait, so... so, who's the father, Karla?

Wait!

Wait. How did you know how to find him?

Walking around the city until dawn

Want me to lock this stuff away for you?

Want to keep going?

War photographer living in Paris,

Was 6:30 in the morning too early to call Jeff?

Was asking a lot.

Was gonna happen today, Andy?

Was he sick for long?

Was it, was it the gay thing again?

Was our joint 140th birthday party

Was this one old photo of us.

Wash my clothes in the bath and then dry them here?

Wasn't that as perfect an opening to a relationship

Watching the genius walk away from me, I felt released.

We all know you're destined to be.

We are, right now. We're that happy.

We both did this.

We can all start taking care of her.

We can get it without the flash next time?

We can live right here in the van.

We can totally still meet up.

We could totally make a weekend out of it.

We do, clearly.

We don't have to agree on anything.

We don't have to stay in a hotel room

We fell in love, we traveled,

We get to live something that we actually believe.

We had a big party... lots of family and friends.

We had a right laugh downstairs.

We had already been through many ups and downs in life,

We hadn't known each other that long,

We moved in together.

We never really talked about... anything serious.

We passed him on the way back from the movies tonight.

We planted a garden,

We remodeled a house together,

We sat there for all of five minutes,

We should use the standard CVT..

We understand so little about animals, except that.

We went to a big room where there was all the animals

We were married 36 years.

We would have many opportunities.

We would survive this, too.

We wouldn't survive a second in the wild because...

We... we talked about this.

We'd compete to get the most guys to notice us.

We'd love you to come.

We're capitalists.

We're giving him liquids, you know. He's stable.

We're going. We're going.

We're just happy to, to get you here, you know?

We're just, um, warming down.

We're not a couple, you know.

We're not late for them; they shouldn't be late for us, right?

We're not parents and that's all right.

We're not, you know, um...

We're running, like, another five minutes late.

Weeks in my dorm not coming out,

Welcome.

Well done, Maggie.

Well, could you though?

Well, dawn is for lovers and bakers.

Well, don't you get bored of yourself?

Well, he's paying for it now.

Well, how about this? (grunts)

Well, I guess you're only young once.

Well, I hope that you are not here to lecture me

Well, I hope your father didn't embarrass you

Well, I think 'cause she genuinely believes it,

Well, if you could bottle that up

Well, it's certainly big talk now.

Well, it's happening.

Well, it's not always happy families with us,

Well, it's not going to rain, actually.

Well, let me give you a little paperwork to fill out.

Well, let's discuss it sometime.

Well, like that,

Well, maybe if I slowed down,

Well, maybe not, maybe not two,

Well, now it's just lying there on the floor

Well, surely someone would have noticed.

Well, tell 'em to retake their seats.

Well, that could still happen.

Well, that was humiliating.

Well, that... for a minute, that you pretend to be my dad.

Well, then, here, would...

Well, they're, um... they're older than you are.

Well, this looks pretty close.

Well, uh, I'm from a red state,

Well, uh...

Well, we could do IVF

Well, when we first met, at a party,

Well, you do contribute, you know?

Well, you should be interviewing us, I guess.

Well, your mom is,

Well?

Well... (sighs) take this evening.

Well... it's big ish.

Went a little easier,

Were you jogging on your own?

Weren't you gonna say goodbye?

What a gorgeous scene.

What a time to be alive.

What a... this is, this is a really nice coincidence.

What about the boys?

What about the other drugs?

What am I supposed to do with them? They're out front.

What are you doing at the zoo? You could have called us.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing hiding out in R & D?

What are you having?

What are you looking for in... a leopard?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are your big dreams for your future self?

What conservative nonsense this is?

What did you guys do while I was gone?

What did you read today?

What do you do for other people?

What do you most want to do today?

What do you think, Alec?

What exactly did you expect

What happened with your boyfriend?

What I want. (chuckles)

What if life gives you another date?

What is that?

What is this about? (chuckles)

What is this? Coat for sex?

What is wrong with you?

What kind of snuggling was it, then?

What kind of story?

What other stuff?

What the fuck are you doing?!

What time do you call this? Gallivanting in some bar, huh,

What was really up with you the other night?

What were you hoping would happen?

What were you thinking?

What you would ask your, uh, customers?

What, you couldn't look after it better?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? (scoffs) By actually living it?

What? All of a sudden?

What? No, that's the same baby.

What? You're mad?

What... You should really head back up there, though.

What's going on here?

What's more important?

What's the difference?

What's up?

Whatever you decide to do, you'll need your strength.

Whatever you say.

Whatever you set your heart on.

When are you leaving?

When did she die?

When she came out, his face had collapsed

When the baby's poo is green?

When they're forced away from the thing they love.

When was this?

When we announced our engagement.

When you put it like that, uh...

When you're going on a date with someone.

Whenever anything bad happens, you should try

Where are you having dinner?

Where are you? Good girl, you ready?

Where did you meet him? Somewhere late, I presume,

Where I'm from, you learn to read a man.

Where we could fall in love again.

Which I hid, waiting for the perfect night to spring it.

Which I would like.

Which is apparently impossible to resist.

Which is great, right?

Which is kind of the problem.

Which was beyond the pale, even for me.

Which would be a shame, because, I am telling you now,

While I'm slaving over a hot stove!

While the nurse gave him a bed bath.

Who are you as a couple, and...

Who are you?

Who cares what your parents say? Or the way they did things?

Who even knows if we'll make it to Tuesday?

Who gets a date at the supermarket? Really?

Who I really thought might lead to something.

Who let me just buy her a fancy coat.

Who the hell is Guzmin?

Who was this?

Who who doesn't like duck?

Who who who is Emma?

Who will take me for who I am.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Who's working on artificial intelligence.

Why a bit sad?

Why am I not surprised? Is that your ex?

Why are you pulling me away?

Why are you still talking, Rob?

Why are you the ones to take care of my baby boy?

Why aren't you smiling?

Why can't I cry?

Why can't I have emotions about this?

Why did you show up at my signing?

Why didn't you say that earlier at...

Why don't you guys come? You and the boys.

Why don't you just watch the road and do your job silently?

Why is that?

Why this need to make strangers fall in love with me?

Why would I waste money on a laundromat when I can

Why, are you getting cold feet?

Why?

Why? What what, is your dad waiting outside

Will you hold that for a sec?

Will you put mine on?

With a dog whisperer.

With a mental illness in entertainment law?

With a perfectly sweet,

With an "okeydokey" and a polite smile?

With bread and croissants?

With every problem I had.

With its opposite.

With the child as the three of you agree.

With the next person who wants to get out.

With two parents.

With you know who in power?

With your documentaries, but there is no evidence

With your supermarket boy? How's that going, by the way?

With, like, a crazy, crazy craving for peaches?

Within a year, is pregnant,

WOMAN: Hello.

WOMAN: I wouldn't miss it.

WOMAN: Sorry, you guys.

Would he have run for the hills or the frozen food section

Would he have stayed?

Would love for you to be around.

Would necessarily have approved of.

Would not know the full story of me.

Would that be okay?

Would you like to go together?

Would you like to have dinner sometime?

Wow. A territorial dog with no territory.

Yasmine, are you asleep?

Yasmine, I just... I really had no expectation

YASMINE: Eye contact.

Yeah

Yeah, and, you know, I I follow the sun.

Yeah, but 87 likes is a big disappointment.

Yeah, but that's okay. You don't even have to.

Yeah, but what if you did?

Yeah, but... you're good looking.

Yeah, come on up.

Yeah, he was supposed to come visit me in my apartment

Yeah, he's from Albania.

Yeah, I don't need the ER.

Yeah, I guess it was an adventure, yeah.

Yeah, I know, tell them I'm really sorry.

Yeah, I mean...

Yeah, I really... I really do.

Yeah, I understand.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I've heard of the no game game.

Yeah, is that good?

Yeah, it's it's brutal.

Yeah, last time, we got two ice creams.

Yeah, less about do we have what it takes for our whole life,

Yeah, maybe. As it turns out,

Yeah, okay. (winces)

Yeah, so what does it mean when the baby's poo is green?

Yeah, sure, of course.

Yeah, that's true. You're hearing it right.

Yeah, three months ago.

Yeah, um, he's a good man.

Yeah, well, I'm lucky if I read one a year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it, yeah, we'll see you later.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'll I'll sleep it off,

Yeah, you should probably have something a little stronger.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. (chuckles)

Yeah. Andy has been preparing for parenthood like crazy.

Yeah. Bye. Thanks for lunch.

Yeah. It's not something you offer up until you have to.

Yeah. Let's hope that part's in the genes.

Yeah. No, I I should just leave you to it.

Yeah. So where's my room?

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. That's true. You're hearing it right.

Yeah. Tobin and Andy, right?

Yeah. Uh, I remember you said he got married.

Yeah. Well, um... (clears throat)

Yeah. What else am I gonna do?

Yeah. What the hell?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah. Yeah, it's useful.

Yeah. Yeah, it's useful.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Your serve.

Yes, ambulance, please. He's cut his arm badly.

Yes, I...

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Lexi Donohoe.

Yes. The apartment has been in my family for years,

You all right?

You are a very bright woman with a PhD.

You are a very bright woman with a PhD.

You are an insufferable bore. You really are.

You are embarrassing me in front of Maddy.

You are the most fun I've ever been around.

You beat the rain. You know, a big summer storm is due.

You beautiful British bastard.

You better make up your mind, Tobin.

You call me, if you want.

You can do this, you can absolutely do this.

You can have as much or as little as you want

You can tell me a story.

You can't carry this your whole life.

You can't help that, surely.

You can't show only one part of yourself to someone.

You can't take a screaming baby out to restaurants every night.

You claim you're interested in other people

You could have a concussion. Best to find out.

You could save so much money by cooking at home.

You didn't have any coconut milk, so I used tap water.

You didn't have to do all this.

You do whatever you need to do.

You do? How?

You don't even have a chance to make an impression.

You don't have a twin... by any chance?

You don't have to do this.

You get the idea.

You get this look on your face in meetings,

You give her the pills, it goes away; it's fine, honey.

You go to the poor box and make a donation.

You got it, you got it, you got it!

You gotta take the bad with the good.

You guys are gonna be the best parents ever.

You guys are good people, and my baby boy

You have a sea lion.

You have grown up to be an extraordinary young woman.

You have made such a big thing out of protecting me

You have my number.

You have one.

You just are extra generous

You just don't let stuff like that pass you by

You just got here, and I kind of like you.

You just like the idea of it.

You just stay right here.

You just turned 21, didn't you, Maddy?

You know the way you wake up sometimes

You know what else pisses people off? Pregnant women who drink.

You know what? It's not my job to look pretty for you.

You know what? Mine.

You know what? You know what, Tobin?

You know what? You should just meet her.

You know, a baby needs two parents.

You know, actually, I've really...

You know, he's just super friendly.

You know, I can't, I can't stand being around people

You know, I could... this can go away.

You know, I I feel like you're not taking this seriously.

You know, I I threw myself into work.

You know, if you want to just, uh, throw your... sorry...

You know, in the beginning, I chased him

You know, it just doesn't make sense.

You know, it was a slow recovery,

You know, maybe I w... I'm, I'll get some air.

You know, maybe twice a year.

You know, that might actually be worse for me,

You know, that you want those things.

You know, the lighting of a fuse,

You know, they were so excited about him.

You know, they'll... I mean, they're

You know, this isn't the first time

You know, two things sort of... locked together.

You know, underwater drones that do metocean data collection,

You know...

You learn a lot about a man

You left without an umbrella.

You like coffee? I like coffee, too.

You look different. Did you change your hair?

You look like Rita Hayworth.

You mean a full blown one?

You might have a sore throat and a dry mouth from the anesthetic,

You missed, like, four days out of 20.

You move into a place and you visualize

You must own your actions in life.

You must've finished ages ago.

You need to grow up. This is unhealthy.

You need to tell her, and more importantly,

You need to tell your girlfriend.

You need to work out, so I'm just gonna...

You never saw yours.

You okay?

You okay?

You okay?

You prepare food for me, that's what you do. We can't cook.

You realize I won't ever want

You really get through them, don't you?

You really want to hear the story?

You seem sort of... crazy energized.

You should be going out with a martini lover.

You should be really relaxed about all this.

You should have just asked, run it by us first,

You shouldn't feel obliged to do this.

You stayed there and held my hand

You sure you don't want something?

You sure you don't want to sleep with Grandpa?

You want an Ambien? (sighs)

You want to get lunch?

You want to know who I am? Here's who I am.

You want to see people?

You were expecting a lot if you really thought

You wouldn't even need to be in the hospital.

You wouldn't have to be a doorman anymore.

You wouldn't have to chase me. We could run at our own pace.

You, um... you okay? (chuckles)

You...

You... It pisses people off.

You'd adjust really quickly.

You'd be gone by the time I came out.

You'd be on the Paralympic archery team.

You'd stay if the roles were reversed.

You'll catch cold in that thing you wear.

You'll look pretty if you smile.

You're a pretty chatty guy, huh?

You're a woodturner?

You're adorable.

You're an observer, always watching everything.

You're at your house?

You're calling up old flames?

You're encouraging me to live life alone.

You're free to leave.

You're freezing. Put it on.

You're going home after dessert.

You're having quadruplets?

You're in it.

You're just a... y you're a hipster liberal!

You're just trying to figure it out.

You're like a real adult person.

You're not interested in your community.

You're not very funny.

You're probably right,

You're right, you know.

You're smart, beautiful,

You're smart.

You're so hard on yourself.

You're so welcome.

You're the daughter of any father's dreams.

You're the first person I've ever told about this.

You're the first person to see these.

You're the one making all the chocolate chip cookies.

You're the second person to say that to me today.

You're very welcome.

You're way too choosey.

You're way too hard on people.

You're welcome here, you know?

You're you're you're... interesting,

You've been coming on to me for weeks now, Madeline.

You've forced me into a dog abortion.

You've just been stood up. You feel like shit, right?

You've turned my living room into a... into a a bedouin camp.

Young love,

Your career?

Your dad, uh... I pretend that I'm your dad?

Your dog seems a little threatened by Homer.

Your doorman?

Your instincts are very spot on, Guzmin.

Your life can just keep going on being the same as it was before.

Your mindfulness? Of your running?

Your... throw your, th throw your clothes in a bag,

21 days later, I was still there.

33. I'm sorry. I don't know why I lied just then.

40? Where'd you come up with 40?

65.50. Do you want a bag?

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...in an abrasive manner. You can have shit in your hand.

...we met up, and... Oh, my gosh.

"Mm hmm." That's it? So even a cheetah would do?

(applause) ♪ ♪

(applause) ♪ I happen to like this town ♪

(baby crying) Oh, my God.

(baby crying) Oh.

(barks) Oh!

(barks) Oh! Oh, Jesus.

(both laugh) I mean, come on.

(both laugh) Right.

(both laugh) So, do you have a wife and kids

(buzzes) (mouths)

(car horn honks) Oh, shush, New York.

(chuckles softly) Okay. Okay.

(chuckles) (sea lion barking)

(chuckles) Don't listen to him, man.

(chuckles) Hey.

(chuckles) I'm sorry.

(chuckles) You're doing great today.

(chuckles) Yeah. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Okay...

(chuckles): Capitalists, yeah. That's nice.

(chuckling) Yeah, I want a full fridge

(chuckling): Really? Mm hmm.

(clears throat) I'd be freaking out

(crying) Well done, Karla. Good job.

(door closes) Hey, you're back early.

(door closes) Hey.

(electrical buzzing) (grunting)

(exhaling rapidly) Tobin, stop.

(footsteps approaching) (sniffles)

(gasping) If anything, not knowing

(gasps) Yes, good girl! (gasps) Miracle! Good girl!

(giggling) (chuckles) Look at you.

(groans) I can't do it. No. Come on.

(grunts) You take antibiotics,

(heads bump) (Lexi grunts) JEFF: Oh, shit.

(Karla chuckles) Tobin. Andy.

(Karla straining) There you go, keep going,

(keystrokes clicking) I'm...

(knocks) I'm going to bed.

(laughing) (groaning)

(laughing): This goat. (bleating)

(laughs) (laughs): Stop.

(laughs) I'm here.

(laughs) Not exactly. Uh, you know,

(laughs): I I have you to thank for this. No... my app?

(laughter) WOMAN: Keep up. Keep going.

(Mark chuckles) Okay. Oh, gosh.

(panting) Are you okay?

(panting) Does that feel good? Do you like that?

(phone vibrates) Thanks.

(ringtone playing) It's her.

(screaming, grunting) Keep going!

(slap) It's not a date.

(sniffs, sighs) ♪ I'm watching you... ♪

(sobbing) (shushing)

(sobbing) It explains so much.

(thunder rumbles) ♪ I happen to love ♪

(whistles) (laughs)

♪ And it's waiting for them ♪ (laughs): Wow.

♪ Are you up or are you ♪ Wow.

♪ For a bipolar girl ♪ ♪ Bipolar girl ♪

♪ It's a beautiful world ♪ ♪ Beautiful world ♪

♪ New York is your own town ♪ (tires screech)

♪ People talking ♪ (grunts)

♪ You're just special ♪ (yawns)

A girl? A girl? (chuckles)

Ah, ah. Oh, oh. (chuckles) Oh.

Ah. I lost your book.

all beautiful, all perfect? All that, all that, yeah.

All right. Okay, are you all right?

All right. Goodbye. Bye. Yeah.

All right... Get a cab.

All righty. Bye bye, buddy.

Am I right? Yeah.

and and they'll fire me. Look. Look. Look.

and don't say they weren't. Oh, my God

and he is accomplished (door closes)

And no bruises. So what are you looking for?

and then peel your face off. No, no, no, no! Stop, stop,

and three months to see you. (chuckles softly)

And what did you decide? Oh, I'd be awful.

and you broke it! No, it isn't.

And... kitchen. Sorry.

Andy, wake up. Wake up. What? What? What? What? What?

ANDY: Yeah. TOBIN: It's a fun thing.

ANDY: Yeah. TOBIN: It's a fun thing.

Anna Karenina. Anna Karenina.

Any allergies? No.

Are you okay? No pain, no gain.

Are you on any medication? Yeah.

Are you serious? Here you go.

Baby quiz, you ready? Yeah. Baby quiz.

Baby quiz. Yeah... (chuckles)

because we have a lot of fainters. (laughs)

before I read this thing. Oh, right. (mumbles)

But don't try to be funny. (laughs)

but it's it's fine. It's... It's not. You know what?

but it's your shit. It's our shit.

But who's interviewing who? (all chuckle)

Bye bye, Grandpa. Boof.

Bye bye, Sarah. SARAH: Good bye!

Can I get you anything? (panting): No. Thanks.

Can I say something? Hmm?

Can you believe it? I really can't.

Can you open the gate, please? I can open the gate.

Cancer. I'm sorry.

Catch you next time. Bye.

Chilli vodka. Bizarre.

Come on through. Oh, thanks. Uh, oh, well.

Come on. Because I want to experience it!

Come on. (talks quietly) No.

Come on. Hey. (panting)

Come on. Sit down. Thank you.

covering both bases... TOBIN: Not that we want to

Danish or strudel? Mm. I don't care.

Date. Okay.

Dating in the animal kingdom. You're obsessed.

Did that work? Sure, they've got a beautiful

Did they use those words? Of course.

Didn't you get in, my darling? GUZMIN: I don't like him.

Do you have a bag? Do you? I have a bag, yeah.

Do you want some company? No, thank you, Janice

Do you want to look at this? Yeah.

Don't do that, no. Why not?

Don't go anywhere. I will not.

Don't remember that. Exactly.

Don't say anything, okay? Mm hmm.

Don't. No, I mean, it's a little weird.

Dress. Huh?

Drinks? Yeah. Absolutely.

Educated on the streets. Mm. Mm hmm.

Eight weeks. Eight weeks. Mm hmm.

Emma. Andy.

Facebook or Twitter? Wait, it's my turn.

Fair. (both laugh)

First British guy. TOBIN: Oh, Jesus Christ,

Fuck. (exhaling rapidly)

Get a massage. MARGOT: Whoo hoo!

Get up. Take Kipper.

Give me that. Uh...

Give me the tour? Bed's going here.

God forbid. (chuckles) Let me ask you a question.

Good evening, Guzmin. Miss Mitchell. Good evening.

Good evening, Miss Mitchell. Hi, Guzmin. How are you?

Good evening. Good evening.

Good job. Thank you.

Good night. Thank you.

Good. Which one is it?

Got it? Yep. Okay, leg.

Got it. (toilet flushing)

Got it. Wait, w wait.

Great, great, great. Keep going. Oh, God!

Great. ANDY: We are happy to have you.

GUZMIN: Do you drink milk? No.

Guzmin. Mm hmm?

Have a good day, Miss Mitchell. Yep. You, too.

Have a nice day. Uh, wait.

Have alcohol. Just a minute.

have an attitude. I don't have an attitude.

Have you got a few minutes? (phone beeps)

He brought a car seat today. Well...

He doesn't mean it like that. Don't I?

He is amazing. I know.

He will not be calling you. Oh, yeah.

Hello. (laughs): Hello.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hey, yeah. Hello. Yep.

Here you are. Why is it always me

Here you go, Lex. Thanks, Cynthia.

Here, come here. Yeah?

Here. (tears paper)

Here. Thanks.

Hey, are you okay? (sighs)

Hey, baby, my baby, my baby. (chuckles)

Hey, why are you still talking, Rob? I don't know.

Hey! (chuckles)

Hey! Hey! Oh, my God.

Hey! Welcome! Hi!

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Three of you. Jesus Christ.

Hi, hi, hi. Hi.

Hi, Mom. Hey.

Hi, Ted. Good morning. Hi.

Hi! Hi, baby bear. GUZMIN: It was not a problem.

Hi. (chuckles): Hi.

His parents were political activists. Oh.

Hmm. Me, neither. Ooh. (laughs)

How funny. Mm.

How old are you? I'm 31.

How so? He's, like, 30 years older than I am.

How you been? (chuckles) Great!

How'd it go? I think we're done.

How's it going? Morning.

Huh? It's her.

Huh? My book, Daddy, stop it.

Huh. Look it up.

I am staying out of this, okay? Oh, great, thank you.

I can do coffee. Okay.

I can't believe it. It's so good to see you.

I can't concentrate. All right, okay, got it...

I can't do it. (sighs)

I can't do it. I'm too exhausted. No. One more big push.

I cook for you all the time... No, no, honey, honey, honey

I could live in this. Do you want it?

I don't know. Do I? Yeah, yeah, come on.

I don't need an unfair advantage. Oh.

I don't want to. PETER: You know what?

I get ice cream? Yeah, you do.

I got it. Oh, thank you.

I got something for you. Yeah?

I got that. I got... Oh! Thanks.

I got you a little treat. (chuckles): Oh.

I had double pneumonia. Fuck.

I I think we'd like that. Okay.

I iron my blouse every day. Since when?

I just met you. You're going on a date with me.

I know what to do. Bag. Okay, that's all right.

I love you. What?

I mean, I'm surprised at... You're, like, 30 years older than me.

I never... I never... Yeah, I know.

I really appreciate that... You don't need to

I thought you'd be the fainter. (laughs)

I was just... What?

I was pretty hard to be around. No.

I was teasing you. (chuckles)

I would not be talking to me... It's your dog

I wrote a piece a about him a while back. Yeah.

I'll e mail you. Want you to meet Emma.

I'm ashamed. Oh, fuck it, Tobin, it's fine.

I'm I'm really excited to stay. Oh, you're staying?

I'm just asking very simply. I feel like you got...

I'm not getting you another. (laughs)

I'm not. PARAMEDIC 1: Go on, Ken.

I'm so sorry. Okay.

I'm sorry. No, no.

if you don't stop. (Maddy chuckles)

In in in New York? Of course she is.

in my database. That is a whole tree

is chasing women. Oh, is that true?

Is it okay? Mm hmm.

Is it too loud? No, no.

Is that fair? Well, you should learn. You should learn.

Is that the voice you're going for? Yes. "That is my voice."

It can go hideously wrong. Mm.

It makes her nervous. Okay, whatever...

It might need some work. Oh, yeah?

It was like the leopard dating the cheetah. Oh.

It was nice to have met you. Yeah.

It's a joke. Oh, yeah. (laughs)

It's a live discussion. It's okay.

It's a long story. I'll tell you about it. And then, she she,

It's a nice color. Come on.

It's a strange thing. Yeah.

It's chic, right? You need a good coat.

It's Guzmin. Ah.

It's harmless. It's manipulative.

It's nice to meet you. You have something to string together there.

It's not our shit. Aw... Our shit. Good girl.

It's our f... it's our dog. Okay, it's our dog,

It's really, really annoying. Yeah, yeah. I'll stop.

Jeff? Yeah?

Jesus. I know.

JONATHAN: Bye. PETER: Goodbye.

Just as long as she's got the spots." Spots?

Just... Let's just leave it. (laughs)

Keep that elevated. Ah.

Laying on the bed with me? That was snuggling.

LESLIE: Uh... Right?

Let me get it. No, no. It's fine.

Let me. (laughs) Would you?

Let's go. Okay.

Let's go. What? Wha...

Life could've been different. Mm.

like my friends Charlie and Mike. What did they do?

like this old softy. Oh, no, come on.

Like, super fresh, you know? Right?

Like, um... like, three nights. No way.

Listen. Get up. No.

Look at you. (laughs)

Look at you. Come in.

Lounge area. Uh huh.

Love is telepathic, right? TOBIN: Yeah.

MADDY: What's up? PETER: I have something

MARK: I'll call you. Okay.

Martinis? Approved.

Me coming on to you? Yeah.

Me either. Okay.

Me either. You have children?

MICHAEL: I did. (chuckles)

Michael. Mm.

MICK: Have you seen Avatar? A long time ago.

MICK: I like Sigourney Weaver. (laughs): You do?

MICK: Like Sigourney Weaver? Like Sigourney Weaver.

Mick. Mick.

Mm hmm, mm hmm. (clears throat)

Mm hmm. For such a young child?

Mm hmm. Yeah?

Mm hmm. It's so topsy turvy. They want me on it?

Mm hmm. What, you got, like, a deadline, or something?

Mm, just not the cooking. Jesus. No, not the cooking

Mm. Joshua. J Josh.

Mm. No, I mean it.

Mm. In a brave new world, there is so much choice,

Mm. That makes sense. Mm.

Mommy likes ice cream, too. She does?

my romantic pain was romance. (crowd cheering)

Naked. Exactly.

Ni... It's nice. Anyway, this is what I say:

Nice guy? Very nice.

No, don't. Don't. No...

No, hold on. Hold on a second. Am I right? Am I right?

No, I mean the baby's daddy. Oh.

No, it isn't. That's all it is. That's the only currency,

No, look. Just... B Because usually that's... that's what happens.

No, no, no, no. (talks quietly) Okay.

No, not in that way. Really?

No! Okay.

No? I don't, no.

No? Moms don't like baby milk.

No. Please?

No. Oh, my God, no. (whistle blows)

NURSE: Are you claustrophobic? Very.

NURSE: Okay. I'm gonna get this. (Rob clears throat)

Of course. Thank you, though.

of paperwork. (chuckles)

Oh, come on... Wine. What?

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah.

Oh, my God. (Karla panting)

Oh, my God. I'll help you clean up.

Oh, my God. Oh...

Oh, my God. Right. This is happening.

Oh, my God... (umbrella opens)

Oh, my gosh! (laughs)

Oh, my gosh. She was a pleasure to watch.

Oh, no. It's so good to see you.

Oh, oh! You okay?

Oh, okay, sorry. TOBIN: He's not a friend of yours.

Oh, she's beautiful. Five fingers, five toes,

Oh, sit. Sorry. TOBIN: Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, stop already. (Maddy laughs)

Oh, us. Totally us. Yeah. Oh, us. Us, us, us.

Oh, well. So, what exactly is happening tonight?

Oh, yeah... yeah. (laughs)

Oh. (chuckles)

Oh. Go.

Oh. Nothing else, just the book.

Oh. Oh! Oh, my God.

Oh. 'Cause you live on the corner, right?

Oh. And I said, "I can't believe it.

Oh. Hey. You get it?

Oh. Oh, no. And the surgeon is saying

Oh... And and rate my app, all right?

Oh... I... Shut up, I did not.

Oh... Sir, please do not faint in my delivery suite.

Okay, all right. Okay. Let's go.

Okay, bye. That's all I need to know. For, like, ten seconds.

Okay, cool. Awesome.

Okay, honey, it's time to give it back. No!

Okay, okay. We have to put some clothes on...

Okay, say, "Bye!" Bye!

Okay, we're gonna go to sleep? Yeah.

Okay? But to do that,

Okay. (both chuckle)

Okay. (doorbell buzzing)

Okay. (Velcro rips)

Okay. Do you want to go, too?

Okay. Get get a cab.

Okay. Get get a cab.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Phyllis?

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Hey, Trina. All right, all right, all right.

Okay. Okay. Thank you, honey.

Okay. Okay. Okay, you got this. (Karla groaning)

Okay. Sure. (exhales) Okay.

Old gifts. Hmm.

Olives or onions? Olives.

one of the great panic attacks of my career is kicking off. Aah!

Or maybe they're halfway up. (both chuckle)

or sex or something? You know what?

Or what do you want? Are you getting this or am I?

Other way... Oh. Sorry.

Our lives are a world apart. That may be right, but I...

Papa! Uh, let's go look at the monkeys over there.

Pass. I don't know. Means the baby is sick.

Pass. I don't know. Means the baby is sick.

Print print what? That story that's written all over your face.

Quintuplets? Yeah. It's a long shot.

Really? Really.

Really? Yes.

Really? Huh. Yeah. It's the accent.

Remember them? Weekends? You know, I don't feel like half a day's travel.

Remind me. The rapper suing the boy band.

right? Well...

Right? Yes.

Say thank you. Thank you. PETER: Oh... listen,

See, that's the kind of crap I fixate on. (laughs)

she read your piece and we... She did?

She's a New Yorker. She will be fine.

she's talking about? Yeah.

Shut up. (laughs)

Sleazy? (laughs)

So can dinner. That's what alcohol's for.

So I wonder how they met. Who?

So who got the job? She did.

So, are we doing this? Wait wait.

so, to get back, but, I mean... Oh, yeah.

So, uh... Mm hmm.

some random guy off the street? (chuckles)

Sorry I'm late. No, that's that's fine.

Sounds human. Dear God, that's outrageous.

Souvenir. I guess it's better than

Star Trek or Star Wars? Sorry. Star Wars.

stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And just as they're telling me this,

Story time is for her, not you. Sorry.

Sure. Thanks.

Take it. Take it. Here, take it. No, just...

TED: Croissants? Have I been ever wrong?

Tell me an interesting fact. Oh, yeah.

Tell me it's not too early. Too early for what?

Tell that to bears. Mm.

Thank you so much for watching her, Guzmin. Oh, no!

Thank you so much. Always.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Why do you have an attitude?

Thank you. Okay, honey. You know what?

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. You get on this side. Come on.

Thank you. Very sweet. Yeah.

Thanks so much. Appreciate it. Of course.

Thanks. Mm hmm.

that cleans up? 'Cause. It's your dog.

That comment you made about guys checking me out. (chuckles)

that I bring home, okay? He is empty headed.

that I don't care." Right.

That was stupid. (chuckles) When did... did you just think you could pull that off?

That's a long time. (chuckles)

That's a popular one. No. No, I don't care

That's amazing. Look after this one. Yeah.

That's the voice we're going for? "That's my voice."

the defibrillator. Don't be silly.

There you go. Ooh.

There'd be TED Talks and cosmetics contracts. (laughs) Oh.

These are coming off? Down.

they are the father. (gorilla screeches)

They did a good job. Thank you.

They don't? (panting): Oh, my God.

They insist on our new hotshot. (laughing): Oh.

They just bang it out, do they? Bang it out.

They love it. Right.

They were arrested when he was a kid. Shit.

They... All the animals meet here. I know.

They're on their way. Okay.

This is me at my most inviting. Hmm.

This is... I have so much to tell you.

to get a date with someone. So we're going on a date?

to help you eat your fruit? Me? No, no.

Tobin, you're still doing it. Sorry, right...

TOBIN: All right. ANDY: All right.

TOBIN: I don't know. What do you mean, "pass"?

TOBIN: Oh, great. Yup, go. ANDY: Baby quiz, you ready?

TOBIN: Okay. ANDY: I got the bag.

TOBIN: Why don't we just... (whistles)

Totally fine. All good.

Towel. Yes.

traps of our own making... Right, I like that about her,

Two kids. And wh... uh...

Uh huh. No. It's, uh...

Uh oh. I don't know why I did that.

Uh, I don't check a single box. (phone ringing)

Uh, no. Go ahead. Oh.

Uh, to your new amazing life. (both chuckle)

Uh, y you're here to sign books. I understand. I am.

Um... (Karla clears throat)

Um... It's okay.

Understood. (panting)

Up. Okay.

Wait, don't throw them. Why?

Wait, what are you doing? Now, don't put... No, I just...

WAITER: Lovely. So now... Oh.

Was that the... Cause of death?

Was that, uh, Gugmin? Guzmin.

We have to go upstairs now, okay? SARAH: I can hold this.

We knew it was love. Maybe we can meet this one.

We're dads. Uh huh.

We're discussing it right now. No.

We're okay, yeah. Good.

Welcome. Thank you.

Well, that was easy. (chuckles) Don't blow it.

Well, that's admirable. Yeah, I thought it was.

Well, you know, thank you very much for your time. Oh.

Well... we'll try. (chuckles softly)

What are you doing? I'm at my house.

What are you... I'm trying to...

What colleges we went to? Are we on a contract?

What did I do? Nothing.

What do you think that's about? I don't know. I mean,

What is... He is funny. Well...

what that initial spark is, you know? Mm hmm.

What the hell, Karla? Who is this?

What was that? It was a kiss.

What? (chuckling): Mm hmm.

What? I'm joking. Is that real?

What? Teddy.

What? Yeah.

What? Yeah.

What? You know when

What? I'm fired. Y You're getting me fired.

What? I'm asleep. In the living room. Shh.

When was the last time you ate? Four, uh, five hours ago.

Where did he come from? He's on the street.

Where is it? You just look out here!

Where? I'm asleep. I hear voices.

Where'd you go to school? Harvard.

Who are you speaking to? No one. Bye.

Who said that? A guy.

Who steals a book? (chuckles)

Who, me or him? As a couple.

Who? Him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Whoa. You okay?

Whoa. Hey. Welcome home, dear.

Whoa. Jesus. Holy shit.

Why would I do that? Um, because a a lot of people do that?

Why? Do you know what, I I get it.

Will you help me move out? (laughs)

Will you just... I've disturbed you,

with a shotgun or something? Oh, kind of.

with this ugly face... MICK: Like, like Alien?

WOMAN: Hey, Emma? Yeah.

Would I, now? (laughs) For sure.

Wow. (chuckles) (chuckles)

Yasmine. What?

Yeah, okay. It's not a fairy tale.

Yeah, so did I. But you weren't.

Yeah, sure. (laughs) (laughs)

Yeah, thank you. TOBIN: You okay?

Yeah, thanks. (panting) (Margot chuckling)

Yeah, that security guard. The doorman.

Yeah, yeah. (laughs) See?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? And it was 15 years ago? 17 years ago.

Yeah. And I can't believe it's you.

Yeah. Last time? Two?

Yeah. Okay. (chuckles)

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yo.

Yeah. I mean, I loved talking to you this evening.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What was I saying?

Yeah. You should take a home economics course

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Is is it...

Yes, yes, I do. May I hold it?

Yes. You're using my app?

Yes. About... About capitalists.

You all right? Oh, my...

You are so uptight. I'm not uptight!

You can join. Let's go there.

You can watch whatever you want. Okay. Thank you.

You could just do it here. (chuckles)

You do? Yeah.

You don't have to take that tone. I'm just being nice. Look out!

You got lots of options. Like what?

You have a bag. Is it... I'll get the bag.

You know what I mean? Right, right.

You know what? Do me a favor. What?

You know, he grew up in a labor camp. Right.

You know? They'd love that around here. Yeah.

You look fucking beautiful. Thank you, Andy.

You look great. Oh, thank you.

You look ridiculous. (laughs) (chuckles): I'm sorry.

You met him for 30 seconds. Even that was too long.

You okay? It's fine.

You passed it. Cool.

You ready for this? This is it.

You smelled him? (laughs)

You sure? I need some air.

You sure? Yeah.

You want us to just find out... (whistles)

You were amazing. Thank you.

You'd throw yourself into advocacy. (snorts)

You're gonna pop any day, huh? I'm eight weeks out.

You're my first guest. I'm honored.

You're ridiculous. I'm also high.

You're so hot. You're like... (shushing)

Your dog? This is. This is Homer

Hi. (laughs) Hi. Hi. Hey.

Hi... Want to say hi? Hi.

Oh. Oh. And I'll get you

...'cause you guys are the most amazing people in the world.

...a lot.

...and the mad.

...can I get you all something?

...check that out.

...Hugh Grant.

...on her 21st birthday.

...something told me this had to stop.

...that I'm leaving.

...that you're a wonderful girl.

...thing. It's a little thing.

...to tell you...

'Cause I don't want to waste another day of not knowing you.

'Cause I I thought you might...

'cause I was afraid of losing someone else.

'Cause I was just meeting with someone in there,

'cause it's like self made, edgy.

'Cause my phone says it's passing.

'cause you might learn something.

'Cause your baby's heart rate, it's a little fast right now,

"and I meet Joshua for the first time.

"and Khajoor biscuits,

"and regret his silence.

"and then again at a party two years later

"and what's left is an emotionally complex young man

"and yet he's all alone,

"Attacks" is the wrong word.

"Be the change you want to see" and all that.

"carrying a torch that's so bright,

"Eh, will obsessing about being nervous

"Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda

"Everything's gonna be all right."

"flash in the pan" comes from?

"Fuse" isn't a dating website as such, you know?

"Good morning, my darling. Morning..."

"His story reminds me of my own.

"I didn't take a single picture that day.

"in a very long time.

"it's burning him.

"It's okay. I understand."

"Joshua doesn't want to wake up in 20 years' time

"just looking into one another's eyes and giggling.

"make me appear more nervous?

"No. I'm gonna complete the course."

"No. No, no.

"of love at first sight this writer has heard

"Oh, by the way, I'm bipolar.

"Putting up" with me?

"Rob" is too ordinary somehow.

"The polished young dot com whiz kid disappears,

"Then he tells me what must be the most romantic story

"There were no parents.

"These are the days that wash over me.

"These are the moments I remember.

"Uh, I prefer leopard spots.

"We are so lucky,"

"We sat, the three of us, together, sharing tea

"Well, you know, it doesn't really matter.

"who's thrown everything he has at his website.

"You'll achieve your dreams."

"You're a brilliant young woman."

("Clowns" by Goldfrapp playing)

("People Talking" by Robert John Ardiff playing)

("The Girl Who Fell To Earth" by Gaz Coombes playing)

(air pumping)

(applause)

(applause)

(baby fusses softly)

(barking)

(barking)

(bells chime)

(birds chirping)

(birds chirping)

(both chuckle)

(both chuckling)

(both laugh)

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

(breathing heavily)

(breathless): Thanks...

(buzzer trilling)

(buzzes)

(buzzes) Pass. I don't know.

(camera clicks)

(chair clatters softly)

(cheering, applause)

(chuckles softly)

(chuckles softly)

(chuckles softly)

(chuckles softly)

(chuckles softly): Okay.

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles) "If"?

(chuckles) Are you okay?

(chuckles) Funny.

(chuckles) Nice look.

(chuckles) No, I love it. Keep going.

(chuckles) No, just stop.

(chuckles) O Okay. Uh...

(chuckles) Oh, the apartment.

(chuckles) On that street, for one fleeting moment,

(chuckles) Well, how old?

(chuckles) Yeah. Uh...

(chuckles) Yep. What's in here?

(chuckles): About... about... about capitalists.

(chuckles): I have no idea, but I hear you.

(chuckles): It's for you.

(chuckles): No, just joking. I didn't go to college.

(chuckles): Oh, wow.

(chuckles): Oh.

(chuckles): Shit, I'm sorry.

(chuckles): Smart and so good looking.

(chuckles): You know, I mean,

(chuckling): "I don't like me no cheetahs.

(chuckling): Okay, Maddy.

(classical music playing)

(classical music playing)

(clears throat softly)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat) Eight months.

(crying softly)

(crying softly)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying): Did you say you loved me?

(crying): I'm the stupid one.

(crying): Like like an elephant's taken one

(distant phones ringing, keyboard keys clicking)

(distant siren wailing)

(door closes)

(door closes)

(door opens)

(door opens)

(door slams)

(doorbell buzzes)

(doorbell buzzes)

(doorbell buzzes)

(doorbell buzzes)

(doorbell buzzing)

(doorbell buzzing)

(doorbell buzzing)

(doorbell buzzing)

(dramatically): Yasmine and...

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(elevator bell dings)

(engine starting)

(engine starting)

(engine starts)

(exhales, sniffs)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales) I like the two uses.

(exhales) Why don't you...

(faintly): So good to see you.

(gasping)

(gasping)

(gasps softly)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(glass clinking)

(gorilla growling)

(groans softly): Ah.

(groans softly): Ooh.

(groans)

(groans)

(growling, barking)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts) That sounds cool.

(grunts): Oh, fuck!

(Guzmin and Daniel talking quietly)

(Homer growls, barks)

(horn honking)

(horn honks in distance)

(horns honking, siren blaring)

(horns honking)

(indistinct chatter outside)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct conversation)

(inhales sharply)

(intercom buzzes)

(intercom buzzes)

(intercom buzzes)

(Jeff chuckles)

(Jeff sniffs, exhales)

(Julie breathes deeply)

(Julie chuckles)

(knife scraping on apple)

(laughing, crying)

(laughing)

(laughing) What?

(laughs quietly)

(laughs softly)

(laughs, coughs) No.

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) Come on, who wants to hire someone

(laughs) How about that?

(laughs) How so?

(laughs) I don't care. Yeah.

(laughs) It's good to know that other stuff, too, though.

(laughs) It's not creepy. It's fine.

(laughs) Oh.

(laughs) Okay.

(laughs) So what do you got?

(laughs) Th Then... then never mind.

(laughs) Wow.

(laughs): Ah, she beat you.

(laughs): and decided to move up here together?

(laughs): Hello.

(laughs): No.

(laughs): Oh, my God.

(laughs): Oh...

(laughs): Okay, okay. What's so special about tonight?

(laughs): Right. Yeah.

(laughs): Yeah, look.

(Lexi inhales sharply)

(Lexi sighs)

(Lexi sobbing)

(light laughter)

(loud dance music playing)

(loud rap music continues)

(machine buzzing, whirring)

(Maddy chuckles)

(Maddy laughs)

(Margot sniffles)

(monitor beeping steadily)

(mouths)

(muffled chatter)

(music continues loudly)

(mutters, sobs softly)

(nasally): Rob.

(nervous chuckle)

(objects clattering)

(objects clinking)

(opera music playing)

(panting heavily)

(panting quietly)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting) How come you're still here?

(pants)

(phone buzzing)

(phone clicking)

(phone clicking)

(phone ringing in distance)

(phone ringing)

(quiet chatter, laughter)

(quiet chatter)

(quietly): Bathroom.

(quietly): I don't want to wake her.

(ring clinks on ground)

(ringtone continues playing)

(ringtone playing)

(Rob groaning)

(Rob groans)

(Rob sighs)

(Rob sighs)

(Rob slurping quietly)

(romantic jazz music playing)

(scanner beeping)

(scoffs) Well, thanks, Karla.

(scoffs) Yeah, it gave me hope.

(sets down glass)

(sets down glass)

(shoes dropping on floor)

(shuddering breaths)

(shuddering breaths)

(shushing)

(sighs deeply)

(sighs heavily)

(sighs softly)

(sighs, coughs softly)

(sighs, moans)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) I mean, I've had the flu,

(sighs) I'll leave you to get ready.

(sighs) It's like we've fast forwarded years somehow.

(sighs) Okay, I do feel obliged a little bit,

(sighs) That was Mark.

(sighs): But it's in L.A.

(sighs): No.

(sighs): Oh.

(sighs): Okay.

(sighs): Wow.

(singsongy): I mean, we're the ones who want your baby.

(siren blaring in distance)

(siren wailing in distance)

(siren wailing in distance)

(siren wailing in distance)

(siren wailing)

(siren wailing)

(siren wailing)

(slurps)

(sniffing) I like mine firm and juicy.

(sniffles, sighs)

(sniffles)

(sniffles)

(sniffles)

(sniffles)

(sniffles) You want to go to the movies?

(sniffs, clears throat)

(sniffs) This was, uh...

(sobbing)

(sobbing)

(sobbing)

(sobbing)

(softly): five...

(stammering)

(stammers) No, th that makes me sound...

(stammers) uh...

(stifled laugh)

(straining)

(straining): No, I'm okay. Let's just keep going.

(Sylvia sighs)

(taking deep breaths)

(thunder rumbles)

(thunder rumbling)

(thunder rumbling)

(tires screech, alarm blares)

(toilet flushes)

(toilet flushes)

(trembling breaths)

(unzipping)

(urine sloshing)

(vehicle door closes)

(Velcro rips)

(vocalizing)

(vocalizing)

(water pouring)

(weakly): Uh...

(whispered): ♪ Lexi ♪

(whispering): I just didn't want to make a big deal about it.

(whispering): Is your poop in there?

(whispering): What? Andy.

(whispers): Begin sleeping.

(whispers): Good girl.

(whispers): It's $395.

(whispers): It's that irritable bowel syndrome.

(whispers): Oh, my God.

(whispers): We're... thank you.

(whistle blowing, siren blaring, horns honking)

(whistle blowing)

(whistle blows)

(whooping, laughing)

(whoops)

(wind whooshing lightly)

(Yasmine sighs)

(Yasmine sighs)

(Yasmine sniffles)

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♪ 'Cause it's you and me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's you and me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's you and me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's you and me ♪

♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪

♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪

♪ 'Cause we're the lost and found. ♪

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♪ About you on your wireless page ♪

♪ Above the high wire ♪

♪ Add a couple of drops of love dreams ♪

♪ After all this time, not much to say ♪

♪ And a funny old crib on which the paint won't dry ♪

♪ And days are never long enough ♪

♪ And fabulous ♪

♪ And found ♪

♪ And I can't turn it around ♪

♪ And I don't want to ♪

♪ And I don't want to look forward. ♪

♪ And it's alive ♪

♪ And it's alive ♪

♪ And it's survival of the richest on the boulevard ♪

♪ And it's waiting for them ♪

♪ And make a dose of happiness pie ♪

♪ And make a dose of happiness pie ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And not afraid of anything ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn 'round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪

♪ And try to wrestle ♪

♪ And up comes your number ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ And you know you've had enough ♪

♪ And your heart's about to crack ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ And, oh oh ♪

♪ Another circle round the sun ♪

♪ Another night of broken sleep ♪

♪ Another thousand tears have ♪

♪ Another year has come and gone ♪

♪ Any June day will qualify ♪

♪ Are only passing through ♪

♪ At the lost ♪

♪ At the lost and found ♪

♪ At the lost and found ♪

♪ At the lost and found ♪

♪ At times we couldn't see the light ♪

♪ Back in 1906 ♪

♪ Because you're sane ♪

♪ Before your body ♪

♪ Beyond the pale. ♪

♪ Bi, bi, bi ♪

♪ Bi, bi, bipolar girl ♪

♪ Bitch, dumber than your stupid ass looks ♪

♪ Blood orange sky ♪

♪ But I still love you ♪

♪ But just forget about the blackbirds ♪

♪ But they made a storm together ♪

♪ But we came spinning down ♪

♪ But you've still got time ♪

♪ Came to town? ♪

♪ Came to town. ♪

♪ Candy stripes... ♪

♪ Cavalcades and... ♪

♪ Cracked a code to ♪

♪ Dancing in your eyes ♪

♪ Darlin' ♪

♪ Day and night ♪

♪ Days are never long enough ♪

♪ Dear, oh, Lord, it's easy. ♪

♪ Do you remember when the circus ♪

♪ Don't be a slave ♪

♪ Don't wait another minute ♪

♪ Dorian Gray ♪

♪ Down...? ♪

♪ Eeny, meeny, miny, mo money than you, bitch ♪

♪ Everyone's so phone smart, dumb in their heart ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪

♪ Faker than your boobs, bitch ♪

♪ Faker than your boobs, bitch, whoo! ♪

♪ Faker than your boobs, bitch... ♪

♪ Fallen ♪

♪ First you cry and then you laugh ♪

♪ For a bipolar girl ♪

♪ Four more seasons on parade ♪

♪ From this day ♪

♪ Goes astray ♪

♪ Gonna show you what we got ♪

♪ Have a feeling of hugs and kisses ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Holy, holy ♪

♪ How I wish we could start over ♪

♪ Human love ♪

♪ Human love ♪

♪ Hung up on romancing ♪

♪ Hung up on romancing ♪

♪ I don't ever count 'em 'cause ♪

♪ I don't want this day to end ♪

♪ I don't want to go to heaven... ♪

♪ I happen to like New York ♪

♪ I happen to like New York... ♪

♪ I just keep walking away ♪

♪ I just met a man ♪

♪ I let my heart fly ♪

♪ I like this city and I like to drink of it ♪

♪ I like to drink of it ♪

♪ I see... ♪

♪ I'll comfort you, I'll warm your dreams ♪

♪ I'll drink it straight ♪

♪ I've been wonderin' ♪

♪ If you feel it ♪

♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪

♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪

♪ If you want it ♪

♪ If you were ever doubting ♪

♪ In a place you've never known ♪

♪ In every city, every small town ♪

♪ In San Francisco ♪

♪ In the peach aisle ♪

♪ In this city of light ♪

♪ In Washington Square ♪

♪ Isn't bound by our fate. ♪

♪ It's a beautiful world ♪

♪ It's hard to see, it's not enough ♪

♪ It's only on the outside ♪

♪ Jazz and rock music ♪

♪ Lexi, Lexi, Lexi girl ♪

♪ Lexi, Lexi, Lexi girl ♪

♪ Lexington Avenue ♪

♪ Lights against the sky ♪

♪ Like animals would never move. ♪

♪ Lying in that lonesome gutter ♪

♪ My M.O. is I just don't give a shit... ♪

♪ My warrior child ♪

♪ New York. ♪

♪ No, don't hang around ♪

♪ Not a cloud up in the sky. ♪

♪ Now I'm drippin' in jewels ♪

♪ Now's your time ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, and it's alive ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, you don't know what... ♪

♪ On and on ♪

♪ On Mame. ♪

♪ One day we'll bake into a pie ♪

♪ Only clowns would play with those balloons ♪

♪ Only clowns would play with those balloons ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Ooh, oh ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Open every hour of every day ♪

♪ Out in the jungle, there are buildings and cars ♪

♪ Pass the whiskey ♪

♪ Passive when I'm in record... ♪

♪ People strange ♪

♪ People strange ♪

♪ People talking ♪

♪ Play the game ♪

♪ Put the blame ♪

♪ Quite as dangerous as human love ♪

♪ Red and yellow ♪

♪ Red taillights on the river ♪

♪ Remember four and twenty blackbirds ♪

♪ Searching for something, but there's nothing ♪

♪ Seize the day ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ Setting sail into the world. ♪

♪ She gets her kicks from science ♪

♪ She gets her kicks from science ♪

♪ She started to shim and shake ♪

♪ She was July ♪

♪ So take a chance with a couple of kooks ♪

♪ So take a chance with a couple of kooks ♪

♪ So tear it down, play it rough... ♪

♪ So you can put the blame on Mame, boys ♪

♪ Some things don't last forever ♪

♪ Somebody to love. ♪

♪ Soon you'll grow ♪

♪ Soon you'll grow ♪

♪ Staring at the stars... ♪

♪ Stir the mixture all up together ♪

♪ Take a cup and a half of sunbeams ♪

♪ Take a spoonful of pleasant weather ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ Ten stories high ♪

♪ That brought on the Frisco quake ♪

♪ That old monster on your shoulder ♪

♪ That you could climb a mountain ♪

♪ The animals are watching us watching the animals ♪

♪ The city is calling your name ♪

♪ The girl who fell to Earth ♪

♪ The girl who fell to Earth ♪

♪ The human brain ♪

♪ The more I know New York, the more I think of it... ♪

♪ The more I know New York, the more I think of it... ♪

♪ The painted wheels roll on ♪

♪ The sky can't touch the ceiling of human love ♪

♪ The wild, instinctual feeling of human love ♪

♪ Then begin again because ♪

♪ There's a light shining all night ♪

♪ There's a sign lighting up your way ♪

♪ They said that ol' Mother Nature ♪

♪ Thoughts into place ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Through the wind and hail ♪

♪ Throw them into a deep blue sky ♪

♪ Time's never late ♪

♪ Titties that live on and on ♪

♪ To be you ♪

♪ To somewhere new... ♪

♪ To whatever people say ♪

♪ Today's world is kind ♪

♪ Try it on, try it out ♪

♪ Try to stay ♪

♪ Was livin' in the P's, now I'm drippin' in jewels ♪

♪ Was up to her old tricks... ♪

♪ Watching us move ♪

♪ Watching us watching the animals ♪

♪ We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry ♪

♪ We bought you a pair of shoes... ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We face the music together ♪

♪ We only wipe our tears dry. ♪

♪ We'll remember how it was ♪

♪ We're Indian, so you know we make it hot ♪

♪ What do you want to look like Barbie for? ♪

♪ What I'd do ♪

♪ When the storm starts ♪

♪ When the sun comes up we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪

♪ When they had the earthquake ♪

♪ When you're blinded by computer love... ♪

♪ When you're running for cover ♪

♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪

♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪

♪ Will you stay the same? ♪

♪ Wind in your hair ♪

♪ With a sweet tooth to satisfy ♪

♪ With a twinkle in his eye ♪

♪ With the bluebirds so close by ♪

♪ Won't go away ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, at the lost and found ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yes, there's a light... ♪

♪ You can be surrounded but alone ♪

♪ You can go searching for home ♪

♪ You can still feel small though you are grown ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You make me feel invincible ♪

♪ You never get back once it dies ♪

♪ You're a bipolar girl. ♪

♪ You're like a circle, cut in half ♪

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♪ After all these years, it's still the same ♪

♪ And it's waiting for us ♪

♪ And we don't care where we land ♪

♪ But that won't happen to us ♪

♪ He fell like leaves around her ♪

♪ I'm surrounded by your love ♪

♪ Once it dies..

♪ Show their colors, then they fade ♪

♪ There's a heart waiting to be taken down ♪

♪ There's a light ♪