The Ren & Stimpy Show - Season 1 Edit

A 12 hour record set of the top hits of the '70s...

A lifetime supply of goat cheese...

All kids love Log.

And a guest appearance...

And how about that wonderful feeling you get...

And now, a word from our sponsor.

And now, for all you kiddies at home, I'd like to announce a contest.

And now, kids...

And squish and squish and squish

And what have we here? A brand new box of cereal,

And what's inside? A prize,

Are you listening?

Are you Stimpson J, Cat?

Boy, oh, boy,

But as long as I have Gritty Kitty

But best of all, a trip to Hollywood...

But I wanna meet Muddy Mudskipper,

But it's really thick

Bye for now,

Close the lid, and it's as good as new,

Come on and get your Log

Congratulations, Mr Stimpy,

Cripes, I'm late for work!

Do I have to talk until I'm blue in the face?

Do you know how lucky you are we even have cereal?

Do you know what that is in human years?

Do you think that money grows on trees?

Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind?

Ever breathe oxygen, son?

Everyone needs a Log

Everyone wants a Log

First, get a big bowl and pour all the cereal in,

Five minutes to airtime.

Friends, do you use Gritty Kitty Litter?

Get your hand out of that box,

Go on! Get out of here! Who needs you?

Good night, Ren,

Good, don't start, Me, I'm hooked, Get it?

Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty

He's just a cartoon character, Not real, Not flesh and blood like we,

Hey,

Hey, kid. You want a toy?

How many times do I have to tell you?

I always use your stinky old litter!

I can hardly wait to see what it is,

I can't believe it, You're my idol,

I could not help myself,

I crawled my way up out of the mud to get where I am,

I like to rub it on my toes

I may not be the Pope

I may not be the President

I shall never mope

I tell you, these contests are a scam,

I want,,,

I'm telling you right now, you let go of that letter,,,

I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real,

I'm the cat!

If you put that letter in the box, you're a bigger fool than I thought,

It always does the trick

It fills my cat box, oh, so snug

It makes my little whiskers twitch

It ne'er offends my tender nose

It stays crunchy, even in milk

It stays crunchy, even in milk,

It sticks to any surface.

It's a Muddy Mudskipper cereal bowl caddy,

It's better than bad, it's good

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood

It's fresh, it's redundant.

It's great as a between meal snack.

It's just as smooth as silk

It's like the smell of fresh bison!

It's Log, Log

It's Log, Log

It's Log, Log, Log

It's Muddy

It's Muddy Mudskipper

It's Muddy Mudskipper

It's my money! I wrote that poem!

It's time for the Muddy Mudskipper Show!

Join us again for more Stimpy's Breakfast Tips,

Joy!

Let's give him a warm welcome because his whole career depends...

Let's try a little experiment, shall we?

Like a smelly fish

Listen, Stimpy, I,,,,

Log!

Look at you, man,

Look how I love it!

Look what it's done to your brain,

Lts texture is a joy to me

Mud

Muddy Mudskipper?

Nobody ever wins them, Don't be a sucker,

Nope, can't, won't forgive you,

Nope, nope, forget it, No way,

Nothing, Rover, Go back to your doghouse,

Now, boys and girls, just pour the cereal back in the box,,,

Oh, forgive me, Ren, Please forgive me,

Oh, hello,

Oh, listen to me, man, I'm your friend,

Oh, you idiot!

Oh, you want Stimpy, He's in there,

On the Muddy Mudskipper Show!

On this next important message.

Or I'm going to lose all respect for you,

Remember, keep your filthy mitts out of that cereal box,

Right, $47 million, I'll get him,

Rolls over your neighbour's dog

See? I told you, I'm the cat,

See? I'm the cat,

Shut up!

Skipper Show

So when you're faced with this problem, do what I do,

So, remember, folks, if it doesn't say Gritty Kitty, it stinks.

Someday you're gonna be big, bigger than me,

Sounds familiar?

Stick with me, kid, I was once a lousy bum just like you,

Stimpy cheated!

Telling us why you love Gritty Kitty Litter.

The Muddy Mudskipper Show is brought to you by Gritty Kitty Litter.

Then you know about its absorbency, its fragrance...

Then you put it away, and no one will ever know,

There's a new face in Hollywood today.

They're puppets,

They're,,,, They're,,,,

We'd like you to write us a poem of 47 million words or less...

Well, I've been...

Well, kid, this is your big break, You're gonna be great,

Well, okay. You pick a toy.

Well, would you tell him he's won $47 million?

Well, you're out of your mind,

What kind of wonderful guy?

What rolls downstairs alone or in pairs

What's great for a snack and fits on your back?

What's up, Ren?

When you squish it between your toes?

Where are you going?

Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees?

Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease?

Who's got segmented eyes?

Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?

Whoever writes the best poem will win...

Why, when I was your age, we ate wood and rocks,

Why, you're three years old,

Yeah, yeah, kid, I know, Don't sweat it,

Yes, Log

Yes, what is it?

Yes!

You are a full grown cat still watching cartoons,

You can't open a new box until you finish the last box,

You lousy bum,

You wanna make it in this world, you gotta adapt,

You're gonna love it, Log

You're just in time for another one of my breakfast tips,

Your wonderful poem won first prize,

A video game? No!

How about a bike? No,

$47 million!

$47 million...