Ballers - Season 2 Edit

A great football player and a grateful son.

A little less pornographic.

A little unorthodox.

A little wacky, a little crazy,

A lot of mouths to feed this off season.

A mediocre year coming off the heels of a huge contract

A mindfuck is your client

A picture of me fucking

A run defense that was exposed last season

A sexy new client, you got rich and important people here.

A thousand different thoughts run through your mind.

About an investment opportunity.

About derivatives, I'll bail you out.

About Vernon Littlefield's Achilles.

Absolutely, but I'm pretty sure the holy one won't come through there either.

Actually, that's a very good way to attract female clients.

Actually, we just signed Phil Martz at right tackle.

Afraid he isn't listening. Prep the OR, please.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, thank you. Thank you.

Ah, yeah, it was right after we won the AFC East.

Ah!

Ah!

Ain't he a little too old for this kind of thing?

Ain't nothing in your entire life could compare?

Ain't we Baptists, though?

All I had in my day was Miller Lite and butes.

All right, baby

All right, brother, see you.

All right, come on, Pop. That's enough.

All right, Dolphin fan all your life?

All right, get some rest and I'll call you tomorrow.

All right, good. Billy, Bob, and Wade.

All right, I got to take the minivan today.

All right, Joe, don't make any promises we can't keep, okay?

All right, look, man, I'm... I'm sorry.

All right, maybe you'll find him zip lining over a lake of fire

All right, no problem. I'm gonna find him.

All right, Spence.

All right, well, what'd you bring me, then?

All right? I said I'm sorry. You heard me.

All right? Okay.

All right.

All right. All right

All right. Looks like you're up.

All right. You have fun tonight.

Alonzo, how'd it feel to get that call?

An in person with Coach Payton

And a little bit of floss, but I don't... what do you mean?

And a Mardi Gras parade on the tarmac?

And a reliable third down guy for crunch time.

And a round for everybody in the house.

And all you've got to show for it is one new client and a restaurant.

And as always, his mouth wrote a check that his ass couldn't cash.

And both of my shoulders. I will meet you there.

And eventually we're gonna do it for you.

And every single time it's like taking a nap

And expects to go in the first round?

And feel the exact same way that I did

And female viewers for Jay, right?

And he's gonna lead us right into the future.

And here's proof that we believe

And I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this.

And I got a thing for yentas.

And I take full responsibility.

And if I'm not mistaken, I got carried out of that party.

And it's a great offer.

And it's why I didn't want to go on the air in the first place.

And let him run into the arms of the competition?

And listen, going broke on this deal

And make sure that they have the financial security come retirement.

And make you oink like a pig.

And make you one of their own, Rick.

And Mayor Regalado. Thank you, Mayor, for everything.

And no dicking around, do you hear me?

And not everybody likes looking at the water.

And not the baby maker.

And now a suspicious torn Achilles.

And of course you know the legendary

And of course you know the lovely Victoria.

And preparation and surrounding yourself with the right people.

And something happened to piss you off, too,

And start packing his bags for him right now?

And stop one is getting you to Cafe Du Monde to get you a beignet.

And stringing him along just to save our asses, that's not right.

And that beautiful family of yours.

And that there is Wade.

And the man responsible for designing your new contract.

And then invest that money.

And then we can get back to business as usual.

And we caught some fire for it.

And we caught some fire for it.

And we expect to see him back on the field at some point next season.

And we want a caviar bar over there.

And we're gonna honor your mother who's still alive.

And when they do, you will feel a warmth

And wrapping it up, two grand at Tootsie's,

And you can't play anymore. What are you gonna do?

And you got awesome hair, but I can't lie to you, Justin.

And you guys are just passing through. You're like tourists.

And you just entered a world of hurt.

And you put up 217 yards mostly on little slants.

And you still stuffed the stat sheet.

And you were the one who put me up to it.

And, Joe, stop approving shit.

And, more importantly than that, once the pads come off,

And... and heard a pop.

Anderson couldn't just drive here?

ANDERSON: So, Suh Casa.

ANDERSON: Spencer, get in here!

Andre also picked up your tab. He's such a mensch.

ANDRE: Ah, we have a little company.

Andre.

Another strip o gram. He loves them, by the way.

Any of those guys in town?

Anything that makes me believe you have a plan?

Anything with a fucking ball in it in the off season for this exact reason.

Anyway, the point is, many of you

Are you fucking kidding me? 12 over two?

Are you out of your (BLEEP) mind?

As much as I enjoy watching Ricky regress,

At a time like this?

At least he brought me a proper gift.

At your new job as you was at your last one.

Baby, I'm home.

Baby, they can't do that.

Bad news about the minivan, babe.

Ball so hard.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Became a law abiding citizen and earned every dollar I got coming.

Because he pulled a lot of strings putting this entire deal together.

Because they like it hairy.

Because they're probably on vacation with their families or something like that.

Because Vernon could miss half the season.

Because you got up and fought the entire Ravens bench.

Best ever?

Best I could do in a day.

Bet your ass I'm bringing one tomorrow.

Better be careful that the Sizz and Suh

Black, no sugar. And find a better spot for this.

Bloodstains.

Break it in.

Bring me new clients who actually make money.

Brother, make the call.

Brother, you are looking sharp.

Buh bye.

Bullshit. Truth be told, I wouldn't even have a problem

But affordable so anybody can come.

But for a city full of soul, I ain't feeling it

But he says I'm not really screaming at him,

But he's my favorite party companion.

But he's with the family down in New Zealand.

But I ain't giving up on it.

But I almost fucked my foot up again fucking with you.

But I got a call about a job.

But I just want to let you know it's not a problem.

But I'm the only one left still chasing number two.

But in our hands he's gonna be top 10, easy.

But it'll get you nice and fucked up, and that's what you want

But it's those old habits, you know?

But let's just be honest, you're just as overrated

But listen, Payton and Brees are probably not there

But my agent says when I come back,

But my recovery time this year was quicker than any of the past seasons.

But now different role as a financial advisor.

But shit's gotten dull since you decided to grow up.

But true to form, only one man in particular

But truth is, you do hype your stats a lot all the time.

But when you're on the right tackle,

But you can still play. If you want to find another team,

But you got to take my word for this

But you look so damn cute right now and I'm late for work.

But, hey, meantime, your old buddy Andre's banging on our clients.

But, I mean, I needed a father. I needed you.

But, no, really, how did you pull it off?

By the way, Vernon's losing his mind.

Bye, Kiki. See you later.

Call me, you son of a bitch

Called having your head up your own ass.

Calm down, Joe. Ain't gonna be no stripping here today.

Can you give me something,

Can't play football forever. The transition is about time

Charles, you getting any sleep?

Chased by a Burmese python or whatever,

Chewed on by so many mosquitos,

Coach Gruden gave me that 2002 NFC Championship Game.

Coach, I guess I'll be seeing you at mini camp.

Come on, D, but I did.

Come on, give me a little smile.

Come on, man, Ricky Jerret hit the open market,

Come on, you don't think we'd actually send off Ricky Jerret that way.

Come on, you know what I mean.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Comedian, everybody. Showtime at the Apollo over here.

Cowboys brass is expected to address the media.

Crazy.

Cryotank helps with the bounce back, Dennis.

Crystal crown looking...

Dallas could void Vernon's contract.

Dallas just announced a press conference about Vernon's injuries.

Damn it.

Damn it. Can he put any weight on it?

Damn right, you did.

DENNIS: Richard, get the fuck in here!

Did Gruden also teach you to go apeshit on Jay Glazer's show?

Diddly shit is what you know, boy.

Didn't really work out so good.

Disrespect your employers.

Do me a favor. Stab me in the face with this.

Do me a favor... next time you have a bright idea,

Do you hear yourself right now? It's psychobabble.

Do you really think he'll bail on us?

Do you really think the team's gonna release

Doc, a CT scan just to make sure?

Doc, thanks for getting here so quick.

Doesn't she work for Suh?

Doing my best, sir.

Dolphins should be backing up that money truck any day now.

Dolphins, they're close to being done with Ricky.

Don't be ridiculous. You got to put yourself out there.

Don't be so quick to judge, okay?

Don't fuck with my Achilles.

Don't hear that you're calling them scraps.

Don't mind if I do, man. Set me up, man.

Don't take it personal, Richard.

Don't wait up for me.

Don't worry about it. If Jay starts asking

Don't you fucking Jason me, all right?

Dude, I promise I will be gentle.

Dude, without dental hygiene, you ain't got shit.

Eeeh.

Eh, not really.

Elidee.

Elidee.

Elway style, you know? Give me some.

Embarrassing myself, embarrassing you.

Enjoy.

EPA is gonna be up your ass, Coastal Commission is gonna be up your ass.

ESPN? Holy shit.

Even as a second string rookie in '85,

Even if we have to put you down in the mud

Even more than you know, Travis.

Every day with this punk. Hey!

Every time I scream at my therapist,

Everybody calm down, by the way, it's coming up next.

Everybody does it.

Everyone except for Vern and Ricky.

Everything's good.

Exactly, he was talking trash.

Fatherhood will make you look at life differently.

Find the money or I'm putting Ricky on tour.

Fine, I'll do it myself, man.

First I had to pick up my baby daddy's whip.

First session is free. Second time we can negotiate.

For a few days and do whatever the man says, please?

For Anderson Sports Management.

For Dallas on the defensive side of the ball.

For two guys who played on the same side of the ball?

Forced you to play an extra year in the league just to get out of the red.

Four grand on a weeknight to save a retired nobody.

Four million. It's no chump change, brother.

Fuck it, man. We good.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking Andre.

Fucking NFls.

Fucking punk!

Fucking Sizzle.

Full disclosure on your boy Andre Alan.

Get the fuck off me!

Get the fuck out.

Get up. Get it. Get it right there.

Get your black ass upstairs and apply some soap.

Give us a push. More!

Glad to hear that. Now, you want to tell us

Glazed and Confused. I'm your host Jay Glazer.

Glazer can't find a fucking thing.

Go take a nap, Dennis.

God damn it, I love this dude, man!

God damn it, no.

God damn, that sounds like a good trip.

God damn. Fucking guy's following me around like the herp.

God, I'm gonna tear you up, girl.

Good bye, Reg.

Good bye, Vernon.

Good morning, Mr. Anderson.

Got to roll. Got the governor waiting.

Grab my fun bag.

Grab the fun bag

Guys, I've got to take this. What's up, Jay?

Hal even flew in from Dallas and said that he wasn't home.

Hal, he was scared. The kid was scared.

Hal, tell him anyway. Please?

Happy birthday to me.

Hard to remember you as a football player.

Has had the most impact.

Have had tremendous impact on the success

Have you ever heard of transference?

Having Ndamukong Suh on the roster just doesn't cut it anymore.

He gets all whiny on me when I'm late.

He had to take the SS Fucking Asshole?

He is a friend, a foodie, a businessman.

He is the league's most fearsome teddy bear,

He is.

He look like a fucking horror show.

He might have popped his Achilles.

He probably just wants a quote.

He tells me I'm angry at my mother.

He wants to build a fucking hotel?

He wants to honor his dead mom.

He was hungry

He was working out really hard

He's a... oh, forget it.

He's been talking shit for years.

He's getting the finest medical attention and therapy available.

He's gonna attract more young clients.

He's gonna sign a huge contract.

He's the best.

He's the higher earning client.

Healthy attitude, Spencer.

Hell of a day, fellas.

Hell, I could use a vacay. Shit, I planned on going to Jerusalem this summer.

Hell, I even tried to jack off the other night with my right hand.

Hello?

Hello?

Help boost the oxygen levels.

Here are the keys to the house and the car.

Hey, 2015 Salesman of the Month, Charles Greene.

Hey, baby.

Hey, brother, how you feeling?

Hey, but it felt pretty good mixing it up, right?

Hey, calm down. It's just a paintball gun.

Hey, come on, man, New Orleans is the greatest city in America.

Hey, for sensitive matters like this,

Hey, give me the number to this garage.

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put him on your show?

Hey, I'm gonna see y'all pinheads tomorrow.

Hey, I'm just trying to hold down the fort here, okay, pal? We're under siege.

Hey, it's good to see you. Drew wanted to be here, too,

Hey, it's great to see some of my favorite people breaking bread.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, listen, I took Sizz, so I won't fight you over Suh.

Hey, listen, it's my fault you in this spot,

Hey, listen, Vern, man, it's gonna be all right, man.

Hey, look, folks here, man, they will embrace you

Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool Aid man to crash through the house.

Hey, man, it was like God's light shone down on me, man.

Hey, man, it wasn't my idea. Laser tag is more my game.

Hey, man, you want a beer?

Hey, man, you're not property, Vern.

Hey, Nate, man, come taste some of this punch real quick.

Hey, Reg, man, let me know when he gone.

Hey, slow your ass down!

Hey, sometimes you got to paint outside the lines, okay?

Hey, Spence, you was right. It wasn't that bad after all.

Hey, Spencer.

Hey, that's great. Congratulations.

Hey, that's the Spencer we love.

Hey, there's your boy.

Hey, trust me, we pulled out all the stops.

Hey, where the fuck are you?

Hey, you're not just any tackle, baby.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. One second.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to my new show live here in Miami,

His cousin's demo's actually not that bad.

His pitch was very heartwarming. He started to cry.

Hmm, ever wonder why keys are so popular with babies?

Hold up, hold up. Wait.

Holding that Lombardi Trophy, man, was the best feeling that I ever had.

Holy shit, man!

Honestly, I lied to Jason.

Hoo hoo hoo!

How easy do you think it's gonna be for me

How much time you got before work?

How much training can one man do?

How much you gonna charge me for this right now?

How the hell did you pull this off?

How's your hip? You get it checked out yet?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? It's like when you play left tackle,

Huh? There's at least a half a dozen firms

Hurry the fuck up!

Hut.

I ain't afraid to fly commercial

I ain't gonna let you give up on it.

I ain't having you look like a hobo in front of the team owner.

I always said never trust the man, Spencer.

I am actually screaming at her.

I am standing in the middle of the garage, asshole.

I appreciate that, Spencer. I really do.

I brought you me. The rest of this shit

I can feel it. Be so nice to go out on another championship.

I can feel the Zika virus coursing through my blood.

I can hardly get a minute myself.

I can't be going into overtime.

I can't believe Andre had the nerve to show up

I did and I apologize for embarrassing the company,

I did not expect you.

I don't drink beers with assholes.

I don't know how he got my number.

I don't know if it's old man strength or what,

I don't know who you are.

I don't know why the fuck you even want to go, Dennis.

I don't know, man.

I don't think I'll ever have a 40 story building like you.

I don't want to get cut on.

I don't want to get even, Reg.

I don't want to lie to them, Spence.

I don't want to throw down with you again, man.

I doubt I'm gonna have any service out here in the swamp or wherever the fuck I am.

I drove right into a fucking brick wall. Thank you, honey.

I felt more love from the F 350 dude.

I fucking agree with Reggie.

I get it. I get it.

I got a different idea.

I got a different idea.

I got a hunch. I bumped into Victoria at the Raleigh.

I got a Tom Ford waiting for your ass upstairs.

I got left in a swamp,

I got multiple calls from new York. Multiple.

I got the best moneyman in the business.

I got to be straight up, Spence

I got to call Hal, update the team.

I got to go to the med center to get some PT done.

I got to pee like a bitch.

I got to puke up the last four rounds just real quick

I guess this answers the question

I guess what I'm saying is I got to get used to more run blocking,

I hear Vernon Littlefield might get released by the Dallas Cowboys.

I heard y'all are considering moving me to the right side.

I hope it's a Ray Lewis strip o gram. That would be insane.

I hope they carrying 30 million over three years

I just came over here to tell you man to man

I just didn't want you walking into a buzz saw.

I just don't want to see you rule out teams

I just got to kind of wrap my head around the switch, you know?

I just thought the way you were present..

I just want our business acumen to do all the talking.

I just wanted to see if you had some cajones, and you do.

I know he's got a soft spot for you, but right now

I know how Andre operates.

I know Philly. He's a real good player.

I know what's important to me.

I know you got a little bad blood,

I know, I know. I'm sorry.

I know, I was dealing with a crisis.

I let them all down.

I like my women smart and fiery.

I like to operate under the radar.

I like you, man. You shoot straight, you drive a cool car,

I love his show. I've never been on TV before.

I love you, baby.

I mean you don't have the money, the location sucks,

I mean, I brush twice a day

I mean, I guess if this is what the Dolphins want, I got no choice.

I mean, it got air conditioning in there.

I mean, it's all good. I can pick it up in the morning.

I mean, some agent from LA had to be medevaced out of here last month.

I mean, that's beautiful. That's beautiful.

I mean, that's what your family is for, right?

I mean, those are the kind of expectations that can kill a guy.

I mean, Vern's got a right to have a life.

I mean, who can think of pussy

I might move to fucking France.

I might run for president.

I moved to paradise to get away from those assholes in New York.

I once did some shit that I didn't want to face,

I prefer not to say.

I promise you that. We did it for Suh.

I really don't even know why you need me out here.

I really don't give a shit.

I said he doesn't do speeches.

I still remember the night

I think you got to say a prayer with that, man.

I thought I was finishing my career in Miami.

I thought you guys were gonna murder each other.

I thought you had friends on the inside.

I told Victor we'd get him a dance studio.

I trusted you with this division, Spencer,

I trusted you with this division, Spencer,

I turned off my ringer

I understand.

I understand. I'm sorry.

I want to call you sometime.

I want to see what else is out there, though.

I want to state our position clearly.

I want to thank my moms. Moms, I wouldn't be here without you.

I wanted to make sure the Plug was taking care of himself.

I was actually touched by that.

I was just getting the hang of it.

I was just trying to make him feel better, man.

I was playing paintball with my friends.

I wasn't training when I got hurt.

I wasn't training. I was playing paintball

I wish there were room on this deck for cartwheels.

I would tell you to shut it for once and just play ball.

I'd much rather watch you progress.

I'll be able to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro.

I'll bring out the sculpture.

I'll call you tomorrow. Fuck!

I'll do it, then. You know I love to riff

I'll get a cortisone shot this week.

I'm a Butkus Award winner, not a fucking beauty queen.

I'm a Miami Hurricane to the core, okay?

I'm about ready to pass out now.

I'm Billy, this here's my baby brother Bob

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, Spencer.

I'm charging you extra. It's coming out of your account.

I'm gonna be good. Hip's good.

I'm gonna call Dr. Russ. He did Manning's neck

I'm gonna kill this punk.

I'm gonna name it after my moms.

I'm gonna pick up a big plant for Kiki's room after work.

I'm gonna shut it down for the day. I need to unwind.

I'm gonna sign Sizzle and I'm gonna take the rest of Andre's clients.

I'm here with Miami Dolphins wide receiver Alonzo Cooley

I'm in no mood to bullshit anybody anymore.

I'm just gonna talk.

I'm just grateful we got the extra season.

I'm just parking.

I'm just saying if there's somebody that you need to be going after,

I'm not gonna dredge up your checkered past. Hell, I'm part of it.

I'm not hearing those cap excuses and I'm sure as fuck

I'm not sure it counts for shit.

I'm really sorry. I... wow, I'm really fucked up right now.

I'm sorry, baby. I promise you I'm listening,

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

I'm telling you, I still don't know anything.

I'm too big to fail, Spence.

I'm trying to play with the right tackle

I've already got Vernon lying to Dallas about his injury.

I've been doing this too long to take shit from some weak punk like you.

I've got bad news, boys.

I've had seven surgeries with him

If I wasn't so enamored with representing star athletes like yourself,

If I'm not mistaken, you were carried in as well.

If ignoring your calls and hiding from Hal

If it was money well spent and they're about to find out.

If it's one thing I fucking hate, it's calls from New York.

If what I heard is true.

If you're feeling like you have a little bit left,

If your gut says tell the truth,

In the arms of a beautiful lady.

In the asshole accountants' hall of fame.

In the difference between me and old Strasmore here.

Instead of riding off into the sunset,

Instead, I'm flying my ass around all over the country trying to get a new job.

Is just to make sure that the players have the attention that they need

Is there someplace we can go meet

Is this some kind of mindfuck?

Is this what the adrenaline thing is like?

Is your best, son, it simply won't do.

It ain't Sizzle.

It better be your bony ass dialing me.

It cleanses misfortune, man.

It comes with a prayer built in.

It is the time and the place.

It ought to be a big hit, huh?

It was a pleasure seeing you.

It was bananas.

It was my idea.

It'd be best if I park the car. Let me just do that.

It's a chalupa. I bought you one.

It's a lot more hitting.

It's a pleasure to meet you. Good to see you.

It's a tough switch, but you never shied away from a challenge.

It's against the law to cut these down, Spice.

It's all about you. Go on, feel it.

It's all good. Really, it is.

It's all right. I got you the best doc in the biz.

It's all right. It's how we check your Achilles.

It's amazing.

It's compliments of Miami Wealth Management

It's cool, Vern. They just here to help.

It's costing me business.

It's gonna take a little vision, but maybe we can make it work

It's good to be here

It's impressive.

It's Jason. You're looking real good, Tracy.

It's just gonna take a little vision, right, Spence?

It's not a good deal.

It's not a good way to play it, Vern.

It's not enough. Can I tell you something? It's not enough.

It's not like teams are lining up for a 35 year old tackle.

It's not like you to dismiss

It's the whole other way around.

It's toll free. That's good.

It's true. I think about the future more.

Jackie and Tamika. Great meeting you.

Jared wants a fashion line and Lamar's starting a record label.

Jason already told them that Vern was working out.

JASON: I can't believe that you don't believe it.

Jay Glazer kept calling me.

Jay, Hal. Sorry to keep bugging you.

JAY: Come on, Sizz, get the (BLEEP) off him.

JAY: Somebody get him off him. Get him off him now.

Jerusalem getting a franchise, ****a?

Jesus, did he get bigger overnight?

Joe, we have to get ahead of this.

Joe, we're his advisors, okay?

JULIE: Hey, baby. How was your workout?

Julie?

Just a matter of time.

Just been up all night thinking about this whole right tackle thing.

Just don't make any, like, real sudden movements or anything, you know?

Just not my face 'cause I get bitches

Just please quit being so pessimistic.

Just saying, you remember what a slant is, right?

Just tell me that this is some new shit at Jay Glazer's gym.

Just tell Spice it's shit

Just to honor your dead mother is not the way to do it, brother.

Just trying to keep it loose.

Just wait. I got this. I'll do it.

Karla, fix my son a man's drink.

Kind of don't do it.

Ladies 68 93, they love you. You're huge.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ndamukong Suh.

Ladies love him.

Ladies, this way, please. Thank you. Thank you.

Ladies, wave those pom poms.

Ladies?

Least of which is a brand new $12 million deal.

Legendary. Yeah, we met a few times.

Let go of your balls and grow the fuck up.

Let him find out when the rest of the world does.

Let me ask you this. Why'd you take off on me?

Let me get my bottle of champagne ready.

Let me talk to him alone.

Let me tell you something, Vern.

Let's build a beautiful hotel

Let's go live to the Cowboys'

Let's go see the property. Give it a chance.

Let's hear your first offer. Wait, hold up.

Let's not disrupt that groove.

Let's pay them. You're all very beautiful.

Let's see, 1,200 at Capital Grille.

Let's set up an appointment with Spice,

Let's sit down, let's find a prime location.

Like he'd been shot?

Like maybe the birth of your son?

Like the **** out of Egypt,

Listen, I don't want to freak you out,

Listen, if I'm making money for my clients and my company,

Listen, Miami, they didn't utilize your speed like we will.

Listen, turn the phone off tonight and get some sleep, okay?

Listen, when the owner's on the line,

Look at him on his little scooter over there.

Look at this.

Look who just rolled in with his crew.

Look, all right, I know I gave you a tough time.

Look, I hate to pick at an old wound.

Look, Spice, it's a boom or bust town.

Look, you know, I got company.

Look, you were in the backyard doing agility drills with Marcus, all right?

Looks delicious. (SNIFFS)

Looks great if you picture it without the garbage, you know?

Looks like I lost yours.

Love Bellinis.

Love what you've done with the place.

Love your new office.

Lucky for you, I can literally do these in my sleep.

Man, don't make me do that, please.

Man, fucked up Rick didn't get paid, man.

Man, I feel like getting hammered right now.

Man, I hope someday some kid will come to Elidee

Man, I nearly shit when you recovered that fumble for a score.

Man, look, I was young, man. She raised you right.

Man, them alligators are more scared of you than you are of them.

Man, this shit will rot your teeth out.

Man, what are you... why are you ruining a good time tonight

Man, you're just a rental to them, man.

Man, your mama didn't want me around, boy.

MAN: Is that you?

MAN: Who's that?

MAN: You first.

Maybe get your ass back on the football field and we can do it again there.

Maybe I'll come back.

Maybe if you're lucky, they'll put your washed up ass

Meet me at the Sports Med Center.

Miami nightlife impresario Mr. Derrick Rubin.

Minus the bedbugs and bloodstains.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Where's it at?

Mmm, interesting.

Mmm.

Moms worked hard saving up dough,

Motherfuck me!

Motherfucker!

Mr. Jones, myself, and the rest of the organization

My man Spence. I think I'm ready for another round.

My man. My man

My skills are tailor made for investigative work.

My tailor took good care of you, I see.

Nate, turn the TV back on before I got to do it myself.

NFLPA forbids you to touch him.

No Coach Payton, no Drew Brees

No fucking way, big boy. (LAUGHS) No.

No fucking way. I've been up since 5:00 A.M.

No hos. No hos, Dennis.

No love pond, no shot luge,

No one's done it before.

No rest for the weary, brother.

No sense in letting somebody else get...

No way. We'll box that up.

No, don't put that on her.

No, finish your Bellinis.

No, haven't had the pleasure. Spencer, good to meet you.

No, he's too busy dry humping the talent.

No, I get it. Listen, just give me two minutes on the phone with the boss.

No, I would say a couple of days closer to a triumphant return to form.

No, I'm all about the present and the future.

No, I'm talking about the sound, Reggie.

No, it's Bob fucking Woodward.

No, it's not. They were literally running around the woods

No, no, no, it's no trouble at all.

No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.

No, no, not for you. Careful with that.

No, no, that was a complete accident. Twitter was new at that time.

No, no.

No, no. No, no, no. It's all good.

No, see, I'm not a water guy. I don't...

No, she was too busy having lunch with Andre.

No, that's crazy talk.

No, that's right, I didn't.

No, the offer's solid, actually,

No, y'all gonna get me in trouble.

No... come on, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Nobody gives a fuck if I'm fucking my nanny.

Nobody wants to hear your bullshit. You're embarrassing your son.

Not answering the door when I fly all the way to Miami to check on him.

Not bringing this bullshit offer to my client.

Not if they find out it's a non football injury.

Not my restaurant. It's your restaurant, big man.

Not too long after that, I was packing for New Orleans.

Now get off my boat.

Now get off my boat.

Now is not the time, y'all, for real.

Now you're trying to blow up Ricky's day, settle old scores on TV.

Now, I told these ladies we don't want any Mozart or Vivaldi jams.

Now, if you think it was easy for you to dig some shit up on me,

Now, that's the kind of stuff that makes you sound like an asshole.

Now, you say nice things about me,

Of all these people.

Of course he's into it. We're both into it.

Of the best new restaurant in Miami, Suh Casa.

Of this fine establishment.

Off the edge over there. We need to get a push off.

Oh, because it's my city and I grew up here,

Oh, come on. Don't be like that.

Oh, God damn it, I'm jacked up right now.

Oh, good, look. There's a defibrillator.

Oh, he's pissing in the mangroves.

Oh, hell, yeah!

Oh, I had to have mine surgically removed.

Oh, it's also hereditary.

Oh, looks like my greenbacks are on the scene.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, doesn't that just melt your heart or what?

Oh, my God, will you just hold on to your principles

Oh, my God. Well, I'll have Virginia send flowers or something.

Oh, my goodness. Would you look at this car.

Oh, no shit. Did she thank us again for Suh Casa?

Oh, no, no, no. It's not you.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, so you want to see how the King of Naples prowls on his home turf?

Oh, some dude named Andre Alan called

Oh, that's terrible. Everything okay?

Oh, uh, absolutely, Coach Payton.

Oh, what you working with here?

Oh, yeah, get you some of that sweet bacon.

Oh, you gonna step to the king now.

Oh, you stopped for tacos.

Oh, you want all these people with their camera phones

Oh!

Oh.

Okay

Okay, baby, I just... I got to make me one block.

Okay, I'll do it. If I get caught with my pants down, though,

Okay, no, no, no. I hear you.

Okay, well, don't worry about that, all right?

Okay, well, I was hoping for something

Okay, well, let's just be smart, keep a calm head, all right?

Okay, well, when you do, tell him I said

Okay, you can shoot me anywhere, man.

Okay?

Okay? And I really... I need your help.

Okay? Minnows do not go after sharks for a reason.

Okay.

Okay. Don't ever tell me what to do. Bye

Okay. I see what you're saying, Spence.

Old man's here to see you.

On exactly when and where the injury occurred.

One more.

One of the best linebackers in the National Football League,

One thing you forgot to mention

Ooh!

Or come closer so I can speak it to you clearly.

Or fucking skiing off piste in the Swiss Alps.

Or get an unreachable draft number in your head.

Or imagine what I can do with what I already know about you, my friend.

Or you getting seriously punked.

Our boy just put the verbal smackdown on Sizzle.

Our registration is in jeopardy now. Did you know that?

Paintball. Ever tried it?

People do that 24 hours, seven days a week.

People have been trying to reach you, man.

Place was a rathole, but I had the best times of my life there.

Playing fucking pretend soldier.

Please, please, heavenly Jesus.

Plus I can just as easily field offers at the Wailing Wall.

Plus I'd rather get my registration approved first.

Press conference at Valley Ranch.

Probably on his way to dinner with the governor.

Pssh, blocking Chandler Jones is a challenge.

Pundits say he's lucky if he even makes it into the first round.

Put a pot of coffee on, please.

Put your fucking shoes on. Let's go.

Raheem!

Really?

Really?

Really. It was a great idea and I'm glad I agreed to do it.

REPORTER: A lot of speculation on the cause of Vernon Littlefield's injury.

Rick, how's the Big Easy, brother? Talk to me.

Ricky got all his finer qualities from me.

Ricky Jerret just got passed over by the Dolphins.

RICKY: Right here, right here, right here, right here.

Right, which is why I scream at him.

Same way I got everything else done... with my charm.

See you, Justin!

See, he's the one that convinced you

See, this is what you get when you give the man the truth.

See? See?

Send a few prayers in. Beats sitting around here.

Shame on you.

She didn't give me no choice.

She would take us kids to a little motel on the beach in AC.

Shit, I feel bad.

Shit, I'm glad you think so.

Shit, you didn't when you were here.

Shit.

Shouldn't have gone after you in the first place,

Show some leadership.

Signed a new right tackle, put me on waivers.

Six of it's guaranteed and we'll add performance and team based incentives.

Sizz was gonna leave him whether he signed with us or not.

Sizz, can I talk to you a minute?

So does that mean I got an agent or what?

So every summer when it got a little hot in the hood,

So forget all this grown up party stuff, man.

So forgive me when I say have a nice life, Tracy.

So how does one go about getting an invitation

So I dropped my phone in a glass of beer.

So I had to bring it into the shop.

So I shut the phone down.

So I'm gonna go get her and then I'll make you some dinner.

So it ain't five topless women dancing in your living room

So let me go unleash hell real quick, and we'll talk more about it.

So let's take this party to the Funhouse.

So pop me and we'll be even.

So stop acting like a caveman and show some...

So then they won't find out. I mean, nobody saw us.

So we just hack them out.

So why don't we just call that a day before things get ugly?

So why the fuck do you care if we share the scraps?

So you did get something for me, huh?

So, Andre, why do you care about us?

So, how's things?

So, Travis, you skipped the combine.

So, you guys want to go check this property out with your boy?

Somebody who asked to come on the show the other night at your little shindig.

Someone who can show these young guys what it takes to be a real pro

Something more sophisticated.

Sorry about bringing the Sizz along.

Sorry, buddy, I've got to get this.

Sorry, I was just doing what Vern asked me to do.

Sorry, man. Look, I'm glad you've cleaned up your image,

Sounds like you should do the same, Spence.

South American holy wood.

Speaking of which, you got any idea when Siefert and Berg are making calls?

Spence, see, we got a... we got a serious problem.

Spence, Spence, Spence, Spence!

Spence, tried to get you out here a bunch as a football player,

Spencer done lost his shit.

Spencer Strasmore, number 92.

SPENCER: Come on, Hal, you got to give us some clue.

SPENCER: I can't believe you're actually going to see Travis Mach.

Spit you out for bait. Whose idea was this?

Stalking through your bushes like a fucking pedophile.

Stand back. Stand back.

Started making this little click, click, click noise,

Stay strong, brother.

Stay strong, brother.

Stayed out of trouble, had an All Pro season.

Still no word, Reg.

Stop being so soft. Without trust we got nothing.

Such a good piece of business so easily.

Suh's as good as gone.

T Sizzle, Terrell Suggs.

T, come on, man. Respect the ladies.

Take a collective deep breath.

Take a nap.

Take care of yourself

Take him for a steak dinner while he's in town.

Talking about all this drama?

Technically, it's more like a pellet

Tell everybody what you've been up to.

Tell her multiple times a day I miss her.

Tell me what really happened.

Tell you what, man, this is the best gift from an agent yet.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you, buddy.

Thank you, Charles.

Thank you, everybody, for attending the family and friends opening

Thank you, Mr. Siefert, for the opportunity.

Thank you.

Thank you. I guess so.

Thank you. This place looks great.

That brings me to the theme of the day.

That fight wasn't about Sizzle.

That is great to hear. You have a wonderful day.

That move got a lot of people talking, buddy.

That one's for Sizz, bitch.

That the kid made a mistake and he copped to it.

That was totally meant to be a private message

That was way better than talking about derivatives.

That way, I can vouch for Vernon.

That we tore it up at the Delano in '08.

That you've never felt in your life.

That's a lot coming from the dirtiest player in the game.

That's fucked up, man.

That's good to hear. You got any questions for us?

That's good.

That's got to count for something.

That's it.

That's lucky for us.

That's my hook. 30 for 30.

That's the old Spencer.

That's very clever and under 140 characters.

That's what Andre said.

That's what I thought I heard. Let's go.

The Black Swan was soaring high again.

The Disney World of tits.

The fans and the media are wondering

The guy deserves at least 10 a year for 3, all right?

The guy is a moneymaker.

The loss of Littlefield only magnifies the lack of size

The new and improved Spencer believes in second chances.

The primary goal of the company

The quality of life should only be on the rise.

The road to the promised land is long and hard.

The secret's in keeping the seeds out.

The subtle nuance of client management used to be your best weapon.

The wife had a shift at the hospital.

Their fullback tried to cut block me. Tried to end my career.

Their star defensive tackle over an NFI?

Then don't tell him shit

Then don't.

Then that's exactly what you should do.

Then the boss man kept hitting me.

There you go.

There you have it, Alonzo Cooley,

There's a logo on there. I like that. There you go.

There's a nice, big old tip in it for you.

There's a reason why they call it the sweaty ball sack of the South.

There's been a heap of speculation

There's gonna be a time where you're gonna be retired

There's no DJ, no dance floor,

There's no question he definitely took care of me.

There's some good little bits in there.

These look like they got a lot of growing to do.

They better bring their A game.

They call me TTD because it's time to dance.

They do it all the time.

They don't do open calls, Trace.

They don't go physically attacking each other

They gave Cooley your money on your birthday?

They got a snack bar. The snacks are delicious.

They got no real love for you.

They got nowhere to be.

They had a meaningless week 16 game versus Denver

They have to pay him. The contract's guaranteed.

They let DeMarco walk after he led the league in rushing.

They look up to you. They follow you.

They send the most charismatic and influential man in town.

They want to get into Ricky Jerret's pants,

They want to punish us. They want to humiliate Vern.

They will eat you alive, swallow you whole,

They're also blocking the view.

They're probably looking at a number of people.

Things are great. Never better.

This football code of ethics of yours,

This fucking boat gives me the creeps.

This hotel thing isn't gonna happen here, Spice.

This is a new low for you, Max.

This is gonna be amazing. What do I wear?

This is gonna be great. See you there.

This is his house. Let the man hear you.

This is how it's done.

This is like asking a lefty to throw righty, huh?

This is more than I expected.

This is not the place, okay?

This mean I ain't got to wear a suit, right?

This place could be the Shangri La of the Keys

This shit's for real.

Those soulless motherfuckers.

Thought it'd be good for you to work things out, you know?

Three cone L drill it is, I guess.

Three of my nannies at once?

To a power lunch of this magnitude?

To dig up some shit about your partner Joe?

To everybody at the organization, I'm very happy with this blessing.

To gamble on that god awful real estate deal,

To have such distinguished guests with us here this afternoon.

To the honorable Elidee

To witness World War III at Ricky Jerret's birthday party?

Told him he can kiss my ass.

Touch your heart again when he's telling you a story.

Travis, you can't leave me here.

Try picking up the phone.

TTD: So 30 million over three years,

Turn the TV back on.

Turns out there is life after disbarment.

Uh huh. I got you, Nate. Let's show the ladies out.

Uh, just so you know, I had nothing to do with this.

Uh, look, if it's gonna mess with Vern's money,

Uh, no.

Uh, seriously, it ain't what it looks...

Uh, shot?

Uh, yeah, but ESPN is the holy grail of sports reporting.

Um, how do you take it?

Um, I don't have to do any speeches, do I?

Um, probably gonna be some changes this summer.

Um, yeah, it was good.

Uncomfortable, but fresh.

Unh! Unh! Let me clear my throat.

Unless it's Jerry Springer.

Vern fucked up his leg.

Vernon Littlefield injured himself while training.

Vernon, Dallas can never find out how this happened.

Vernon, it's Spence.

Vernon, open up. It's me.

Vernon, these are the guys that sign your checks.

Vernon, we don't got to do this anymore. Open up.

Vernon, we've been worried about you.

Vernon, you always take the boss's call even when you're scared.

Vernon, you can't play paintball, basketball, baseball,

Vernon, you have an entire organization, teammates that depend on you.

VERNON: Not now, Reg.

Vernon's gone AWOL again. He's not taking my calls.

Victor Cruz, LaMarr Woodley, Jared Odrick, Spice Adams.

Victoria, enjoy.

Victoria, I'm Joe, Spencer's right hand woman.

We all God's children, T.

We also have some new partners.

We appreciate that, boys. Have fun.

We can finally come all together,

We don't fraternize with those Seminole douchebags.

We gonna win the championship.

We got different footwork.

We got played. He made us chase Spice while he hijacked Suh.

We have some very old friends and we... and...

We heard that before.

We kind of poached T Sizzle

We know how you prowl, old man.

We lost 42 14.

We need a leader.

We need a vet like you in our receiver room.

We should burn some palo santo.

We talk trash to each other, but it's all part of the game.

We tried getting a hold of you last night. You didn't pick up.

We want bottles of Perrier Jouët over here.

We want straight up hip hop.

We were trying to save Spice Adams.

We will continue to update you as information becomes available.

We'll work out the logistics. We'll move wherever we got to go.

We're all scared.

We're doing it for our other clients

We're driving now, man?

We're eye to eye. Not a lot of wiggle room.

We're gonna get you inside.

We're gonna let you go, Charles.

We're looking at some land development.

We're not gonna do it. No, I'm terrible at press.

We're one and the same.

We're trying to make good things happen for our clients.

Well, hey, look, if the location's right, we should explore it.

Well, hotels are hot right now,

Well, I hope that warmth comes with a big ass offer.

Well, in Canada it's free. Is that what you mean?

Well, looks like you're pushing, pretty boy.

Well, maybe I'll join you.

Well, my number is five.

Well, right now it's just an audition.

Well, that will help with shoreline erosion, right?

Well, they'll talk to you about it

Well, Vernon blew out his Achilles, so I'm at the hospital.

Well, we better burn the whole fucking forest.

Well, you better stop shaving down there

What are we gonna tell him?

What are you doing with the division?

What are you, Walt Disney all of a sudden?

What do we have in here? A picture of me fucking my nanny?

What do you mean, freak me out? I'm very happy for you.

What do you mean?

What do you think he wants to see us about?

What if they decide to cut me loose?

What is this? We didn't order dessert.

What is wrong with you, Spencer?

What kind of meathead skips the combine

What the fuck are we gonna tell the old man?

What the fuck are we supposed to do, then,

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck for?

What the fuck, Spence? I don't need ratings this bad.

What you know about me and my son?

What you want, Spence? Want me to whup your ass again?

What, you ain't gonna let me leave?

What?

What? What you mean?

What? What?

What'd you tell him?

What's that?

What's the point of working so hard if you can't have any fun?

What's up, big dog? How you doing, man?

What's up, man? You need a lift to the facility?

What's up? Nice to see you.

Whatever you got to do to get an edge, Andre.

When I get back, I'm still gonna be one of the best linebackers in the league.

When you address the crowd today, make sure that you thank the mayor

Where the fuck is our player?!

Where you going?

Where you think you're going?

Where'd you hear that?

Where's ownership on this?

Where's Spice?

Where's the love?

Which is not a problem

While Vernon's career is on the line?

Who contend for athletes in the city.

Who dat, Ricky Jerret? Who dat? Who dat?

Who exactly did you kind of poach him from?

Who moments ago got a brand new deal.

Who said she was dead?

Who you talking to, Duck Dynasty motherfucker?

Who's we?

Whoo hoo!

Whoo, boy, you looking fresh.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo.

Whoop, wrong ones.

Why did he need to be saved?

Why do you guys have so much animosity

Why don't we bury this and just move on?

Why don't you come to the office on Monday?

Why don't you drive on over to Ricky's house

Why should I parade myself around like a piece of ass?

Why the fuck you were playing paintball?

Will look to the waiver wire for additional support.

Will you just come out so I can see you?

With fuckface Andre trying to steal all our clients?

With my charm.

With my stats than I was winning.

With that, we will switch gears and go to a little football here.

With you if you didn't post that shit on Twitter back in the day.

Without your dirty uncles breathing moonshine down my neck?

Won five grand on the hardwood this week.

Wow, I'm shocked no one's pounced on this place.

Wow!

Wow. Wow.

Y'all want some of this diabetes, boys?

Yeah, a close second. Photo finish.

Yeah, and GMs looking the other way.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, fond memories. You know, it's sentimental. It gets you right there.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, I hope he fucking chokes.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, you ran me my fade and all,

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, I'm not really a big fan of public speaking.

Yeah, it did.

Yeah, it's been a long time since I hit somebody.

Yeah, me, too. I had a brief Bette Midler phase.

Yeah, my hotel is gonna be elegant and cool,

Yeah, Spice. He's in town scouting locations for his hotel.

Yeah, Steve Smith played till he was 36.

Yeah, they cut me.

Yeah, they're beautiful, right?

Yeah, uncs promised Mama they'd look out for my interest.

Yeah, we both got rings,

Yeah, we're totally open if you have any plays you want to bring with you.

Yeah, well, he's carpet bombing, man.

Yeah, well, those people don't come to the Florida fucking Keys, guys.

Yeah, were his exact words.

Yeah, what a pleasant surprise.

Yeah, work it out.

Yeah, yeah, fucking fantastic, Joe.

Yeah, yeah, we'll do it. We'd love to

Yeah, yeah. And now you got Hal

Yeah, you did. You did it.

Yeah, you're calling me at 5:00 A.M.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Then I met up with Siefert.

Yeah. We are incredibly honored

Yeah. We on the way.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, I think with a little work,

Yep, she works for Suh.

Yesterday, yeah, but not now.

Yo, Rick.

Yo, what's up, J? All right.

You afraid I'm gonna get caught with my pants down?

You ain't got no date, Dennis.

You ain't had nothing like this, huh, Pop?

You ain't had nothing like this, Pop.

You all right?

You are angry at your mother. She's dating a 15 year old.

You blaming me for you acting like a psychopath?

You can check the standings, old man.

You can climb Mt. Kilimanjaro if you want to

You can finish your career here in New Orleans.

You can't act on every little impulse you have.

You can't just hunker down and hide from the world,

You can't keep taking risks with your career for shits and giggles like this.

You chose not to change, be there for us.

You clearly got their attention.

You could wear your watch while you... shit!

You discounted me last time. That is wrong.

You don't get paid if you don't play.

You don't owe them nothing.

You don't tip in the first place, you cheap motherfucker.

You don't want me to intimidate him too much.

You down here or what?

You feel the love now, Ricky?

You gonna go back to school? You already got a PhD in talking shit.

You gonna keep me hanging?

You gonna tell me that makes me an asshole?

You got a career to protect, Dr. Greane.

You got all the Dolphins legends out.

You got dental, right?

You got different hand placement.

You got to get out in front of the run.

You got to love that chocolate city.

You got to meet my right hand man, Victoria.

You guys are certainly great at rewarding yourselves.

You guys know that. No, I make Marshawn Lynch sound like John F. Kennedy

You guys like Bellinis?

You have that kind of longevity.

You just did

You just get up there, you thank everybody, all that shit.

You kidding me? You're the new fan favorite. Look at them over there.

You know it's not the time or the place.

You know Jim Peterson, right? Property tycoon.

You know they give that shit to horses now, right?

You know this property is no good.

You know we had to come in a little bit of style.

You know what Harbaugh's gonna say to you?

You know what I'm saying, right?

You know what I'm saying, right?

You know what, man? We've been friends for, what, 10 years?

You know what, Strasmore? You forget about getting in the Hall.

You know who that is?

You know, honestly, the guy is dead to me

You know, I had 15 other agents out here to see me.

You know, I still show my guys clips from that game you had as a rookie.

You know, that ball you're holding is a collector's item.

You lovebirds ready to do some shots?

You make being a dad look so easy,

You need anything, you call me

You need Dallas just as badly as they need you.

You need to get Sizzle back where he belongs

You need to turn your fucking hearing aid up

You okay?

You only want 30 people at your 30th birthday party?

You overestimate me, buddy.

You posted some asinine shit about me being more concerned

You represent something more now, okay?

You should be proud of your contribution here.

You should try it.

You sound as confident as ever.

You talk to him yet?

You tell Spencer we always take care of our guys.

You think you got what it takes, huh?

You want the fun bag?

You want to smack him in the mouth for real,

You went after him like a mad dog.

You were a dirty player and you was weak as fuck.

You were having a conversation on television.

You'll be able to buy on your own, trust me.

You're a good man.

You're close. It's his former teammate.

You're gonna come back better than ever. Don't worry about it.

You're jumping out of FSU early.

You're kidding, right? This is a joke?

You're my MVP.

You're not gonna leave this here, are you?

You're taking this on the road? You are minnows.

You're the boss here.

You're the one who wanted to come on the show.

You're the one who wanted to come on the show.

Your boy ain't got no dental plan?

Your client is over here having a meltdown.

Your dominant side

Your draft number or your IQ?

Your father suffers from an affliction

Your life gonna change for the better.

Your star is on the rise again.

Your woman put you on the street.

1 800 go fuck yourself.

7:05. The clock is ticking.

31. I'm bringing a date.

600 for a beach bar in Key Largo.

(ALL EXHALE) (LAUGHING)

(BABY CRYING) I hear your baby waking up.

(CHEERING) Suh! Suh!

(DOOR OPENS) Think you good, man.

(DOORBELL RINGS) I wonder who that could be.

(ENGINE STARTS) Whoo!

(GAS HISSING) (GRUNTS)

(KNOCKS ON DOOR) SIEFERT: Come in.

(LAUGHING) Don't listen to him.

(LAUGHING) Jeez.

(LAUGHING) Oh, man.

(LAUGHS) (HORN HONKS)

(LAUGHS) Funny.

(LAUGHS) How you doing, Joe?

(LAUGHS) MAN: Don't take it personal, Rick.

(LAUGHS) Nice.

(LAUGHS) Wade likes that.

(MUSIC PLAYING) (SOFT CHATTER)

(MUSIC STOPS) WOMEN: Aw.

(RINGING) (SIGHS)

(SCOFFS) (LAUGHS)

(SQUAWKING) (CROWD CHEERING)

(STRUMMING GUITAR) (DOG BARKING)

(TV PLAYING) Come on, man.

(TV TURNS OFF) Nate, turn the TV back on.

36 degrees. Yeah.

Ah, fuck. How you feeling, Reggie?

Ah! (CHEERING)

All right, go ahead. 12 million over two years.

All right, I'll keep trying Dallas. And hurry the fuck up.

All right, tell me later, then. All right.

All right, well, show's yours, brother. Let's go.

All right. Take care, Dwight.

Always was a thoroughbred. I've recovered the clean way.

And even Roger called me. Roger called you?

And they cut me. They what?

Anything's possible. Well, stay on it.

Appreciate it. All right, I appreciate you.

Ball so hard. Ball so hard.

Beep beep. Right.

Big day, man. Congrats.

Big Nate. All right.

Bullshit. If I were your financial manager,

But who got those 14? I did.

Can I ask you something, Spencer? Yep.

Ceviche, not so much. (LAUGHS)

Chill. Chill. REGGIE: Nate.

Come on, baby. No, no, no.

Come on, look at this. So you're not into it?

Come on, man. Come on, baby.

Come on, you can do it. All right, all right.

Come on! Come on! Come on! See, this is a great day.

Come on. I got it.

Come on. Ah! All right.

Country strong. He's got jokes. Pretty boy's got jokes.

Did he? Yeah.

Elidee. Elidee, yeah.

Elidee. Elidee?

especially in Miami. Mm hmm.

Every client matters. Here's an idea.

Give it here. Ah! (GUNSHOT)

Good to see you. Not a bad left tackle either.

Grab a chair. Yep.

Grab the fun bag. You want the fun bag.

Great name, by the way. Thank you.

has the utmost faith in Vernon. Yes!

He doesn't do speeches. No, it's nothing.

He's a surefire first round draft pick. Really?

He's all yours. Okay.

Hell, yeah. All right, good man.

Hey, buddy. Spencer's taking the town by storm.

Hey, Joe, do me a favor. Yeah.

Hey, Kiki's with you. Kiki. What a pretty baby.

Hey, man. What's he paying you?

Hey, Sizzle had it coming. You don't actually believe that.

Hey, Spencer. What are you doing to us, Larry?

Hey, where you going? Back to civilization, dickhead.

Hey. I thought you went to work.

Hey... Please, stop.

Hold on a second. Damn, man.

Hold this for me. No.

How are you? Been a whole lot better, sir.

How are you? Looking good. Looking good. Hi.

How much you putting in? Four million.

How you doing, sweetie? Hope y'all don't mind.

Huh. Should be a great season.

I do. Hello, Victoria. Hello, Spencer.

I got a primo spot in Key Largo. Nice

I got to go pick it up. Let me keep you company.

I just want to keep my job, man. Exactly.

I knew you wouldn't be happy. I am miserable.

I know it was a bad look, Mr. Anderson. Yeah.

I need this. And we're gonna get it for you, okay?

I need to get him ready. Hey, man, you gonna be all right, Vern.

I was ambushed. Really?

I'll be happy to come closer. No, no, no, Spence, Spence.

I'll call you later, superstar. All right, Spence.

I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. They lowballing you already?

I'm serious, Spence. I'm serious, too.

In Bristol. Connecticut?

is your right arm and your right leg. Mm hmm.

It means honorable. Wow, nice.

It's a brilliant idea, Spice. Yeah.

It's good having you. I understand that.

It's good to see you, Suh. You as well, man. Always a pleasure.

It's good to see you. How is Suh? He's great.

It's not that terrible. It's a piece of shit.

It's right here. Baby, I love you.

JOE: Four more years! Four more years.

Just between me and you. Oh, okay.

just between me and you. Oh.

KARLA: Knock it off, Dennis! Hey, whoa, whoa.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's go. Come on, man. Who gonna eat this shit?

Looking good, man. Here he comes.

Man of the hour. (CHEERING)

Man up, man. Be brave. JAY: What's the worst that's gonna happen?

Man, is he okay? He's scared shitless and he should be.

Miami Wealth Management. Andre?

Mm hmm. What kind?

Morning, Sofia. Good morning.

Motherfucker! D, man, what are you doing? Stop.

Mutiny. Don't worry about it. We'll handle it.

My man. All right.

My man. What's going on?

Newborns can be difficult. I feel great.

Nice. JASON: Mutiny?

No risk, no reward. Ah, reward.

No, I'm not up. (LAUGHS)

No. Smart.

Not bad, huh? Welcome, Justin. Good to meet you, man.

Now you're even. Come on, man.

Oh, my God... Can I be honest?

Oh, whaa, whaa. Listen to you.

Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS)

Oh, you got the plant. Yeah.

Oh! It's very rare.

Oh. You doing right by me, Justin.

Okay. (HORN HONKS)

Okay. Oh, yeah.

On your knees, kid. Thompson test.

Only in banking. It goes something like this.

Paintball? Yes, sir.

Please. What's up?

Plus I got these big ass thumbs. (LAUGHS)

Plus incentives. Incentives are gravy.

Pop, stop. Stop. Say it again.

Protects my downside. Yeah, but it limits your upside.

Quick selfie? Get in there.

Roll it! You want some of this?

See you, Spence. Later.

See, huh? There we go

Shouldn't be long. It's gonna be a great year.

Siefert called. What'd that asshole have to say?

Spence, Spence, Spence! Oh!

Thank the mayor. The mayor

Thank you for trusting me. Yes, sir.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. Hey, stay away from football players.

That's a sweet fizzboat, Suh. Man, I appreciate it.

That's right. Yeah.

That's why I wanted to see you. I'm all ears.

There's more. There's more. That's what I'm talking about.

These are my uncles. Fellas.

They all got calls. Spice is retired.

Three cone L drills. I don't like to lie.

To get me a what? A beignet.

Travis Mach. The nutjob from FSU?

Turn it back on, Nate. (MUSIC PLAYING)

Two minute drill? You better play to win, Charles.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Victoria, it's a pleasure. All mine.

We already got the tab. That's what I'm talking about.

We put together deals. Like Suh Casa.

We're gonna get you better. Cool.

We're good? We're good.

Well, fuck. Give us some heads up. Yeah.

Well, it wasn't about my mother. It was about Andre.

Well, what... We manage football players

What are you doing? I'm gonna go over there.

What are you guys doing over there? Jason.

What kind of training was he doing? Paintball.

What the fuck? Yeah, that's right.

What? You know how to drive this thing?

What's up, big dog? How you doing, man? What's up, Jay?

What's up, fellas? Hey, man. Look at this.

What's up, Glaze? Jay.

What's up, Greg? Team's talking mutiny.

What's up? Those are red mangrove.

What's wrong? Swamp got a hold of us.

When's it going down? This afternoon.

Who do you think told him to do it? Shit, it wasn't me.

Who's he trying to take? All of them.

Whoo! Hey!

Whoo! Travis!

Wow, I'm a fucking dirty player? Yeah.

Wow, overrated? I'm an asshole? Over fucking rated.

Yeah, got a cat. Really?

Yeah, I invited him. You invited Sizzle?

Yeah, me, too. Yo, Spence.

Yeah! Happy birthday.

Yeah! Yes! Come on with it!

Yeah. All right, now.

Yeah. Oh, man.

Yeah. That's the only thing he won't do.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yes. What's happening, 14?

Yo, check it. Oh, what the fuck, Reg?

Yo, T. Yeah?

You better call him. What, and ruin the guy's birthday?

You did this for me? I couldn't resist, baby.

You gonna analyze me now? You're damn right.

You hear anything from Dallas? Not a peep, buddy.

You know I like to cast a long shadow. Yeah.

You know Suh loves engineering. I do know that, yeah.

You know that. I feel you.

You saw that? Absolutely.

You see? That wasn't so hard. It's a walk in the park.

You should bail, huh? I'm not gonna fucking bail. Fuck that.

You should have just fucking lied. Team hasn't called you yet?

You the Black Swan. Oh, mmm.

You try the hospital? Yeah, he was released after surgery.

You're a sight for sore eyes. Thank you.

You've arrived. I'm doing okay.

...it seems to be a mystery

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(BLEEPING ON TV)

(BUZZING)

(CHANTING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHUCKLES) Max.

(CHUCKLES) Oh. There he is.

(CHUCKLES) We handle finances.

(CLEARS THROAT) It's a long way from Miami, though.

(COUGHS)

(CROWD MURMURING)

(DENNIS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

(DOG BARKS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR SLAMS)

(ENGINE REVS)

(ENGINE STALLING)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Yeah, I saw Deliverance. That's good.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) All right.

(LAUGHS) City boy made it out here to the Everglades, baby.

(LAUGHS) It was a good night.

(LAUGHS) No, I'm not going in there.

(LAUGHS) No, look, at the end of the day,

(MUSIC CHANGES)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(PANTING)

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

(ROOSTER CROWS)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Okay.

(SQUEALING)

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$4 million is way too much of a risk for him.

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♪ Let me see you pop, Lil' Sally ♪

♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪

♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪