Glee - Season 3 Edit

A few moments before I must chastise the cafeteria cooks

A guy to dress in drag to win?

A healthy dose of props,

A knife?!

A last minute switcheroo for Carmen Tibideaux

A little more in the background this year,

A little of what I got.

A lot of pep talks over the years, but remember,

A Metro North pass from New York to New Haven.

A national championship in Glee Club.

A one, two, three, four, five, six.

A part of me wants to lock these doors

A reminder that my episode of Intervention

A show choir celebrity.

A superstar by Christmas, guaranteed.

A teacher's job is done when his students don't need him anymore?

Aah, I pricked my thumb!

About an upset stomach,

About either one of those things.

About for three years is New York, Broadway, Streisand, Dreams, Broadway.

About lost hopes and dreams

About not getting enough solos,

Absolutely not.

Actually accidentally got anyone pregnant.

Actually, she kind of got ignored last year, too.

Actually, Tina's sort of been ignored the whole time

Adult relationships can be.

After 'cause he had dumped more dweebs in it

After Rachel shows us her solo for Nationals.

After we open those envelopes,

After you went to bed and we told stories.

After you've earned your college degree.

Ah, you want some more, there, Nancy?

Airs at the end of June

All I could think of was,

All I want is, for one moment, to feel like you...

All I... All I ever wanted to do, was wear a dress and sing.

All my dreams have come true.

All right, gather around, everyone!

All right, that's it. Show time. Hands in, everyone.

All right, there's no other option but just to exceed all expectations.

All right, we all have our marching orders.

All right? You're not deferring.

All right.

All the help you've been giving us

All we're doing for the next three hours

Alright, let me get ready.

Although I can't argue with the results,

Although I'm still not 100% sure

America's sweetheart, Lindsay Lohan!

An all original, grade A, badass.

An exceptional case, should we accept you.

An idiot for a principal.

Ancient history.

And a 401k retirement plan,

And a chair that can spin me around?

And afterwards, we're going to make out

And and he did a lot

And auditions to guarantee we'll all go there together next year.

And be done with it.

And before you close the door, I just,

And being the captain of 16 clubs

And being there without Kurt would be like

And blackmailed you into joining the glee club.

And by helping you, I help us all.

And came to school wearing a fricking dress. Are you looking

And Christmas bonuses

And Democratic City Councilman representing the new North Side

And don't worry, I got a mix of race

And dress up like a lady,

And ethnicities so you can keep up with your little diversity charade.

And ever solo since, she's either gotten booed

And every bit as pretty,

And every year after that until I get in.

And everybody said what they wanted to win this thing for,

And everyone's on my ass

And focus your attention on the screen.

And forced Mr. Shue to give the song to Rachel,

And he deserves to be treated as such.

And he must be really proud of himself

And he wants to sign her.

And hopefully nobody will get tragically injured this time.

And how am I supposed to do that?

And how do I know?

And how is becoming an actor...

And I admire that.

And I am requesting that

And I bet you that they don't even bother to dream anymore.

And I couldn't have done it without you.

And I did all of this without missing a single day of work

And I do all of this while keeping my boyfriend interested

And I don't even know how much of it was actually real,

And I don't want to waste lose a year

And I figured it was only right to return it

And I hate feeling like this.

And I have my makeup and my epic love for you.

And I know every year at school Figgins gives away

And I know that I'm kind of a long shot,

And I know you've had a tough year but you

And I pity anyone who tries to get in your way.

And I plan on using my retirement to finally

And I realized everything I was missing.

And I think it's time for you and your friend to go.

And I think that that sets me apart.

And I want my last week here to be about giving back

And I want to make sure that we do.

And I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat"

And I will carry you every step of the way, so...

And I will let you handle this rehearsal,

And I will lose my Cheerios! to Coach Roz Washington.

And I wish that everyone would wait until they were

And I won't.

And I would really love it

And I'm familiar with the choreography, of course,

And I'm gonna get to say,

And I'm gonna have the best time

And I'm gonna smash this glass,

And I'm here, Perez,

And I'm not ashamed to admit this... I want to win.

And I'm not going to let it happen again.

And I'm probably just as annoying, but...

And I'm so grateful to have you by my side.

And I'm tired of it.

And I'm very sorry if I made you feel like a supernumerary.

And I've spent a lot of time resenting her for it.

And if we're meant to be together,

And in spite of the fact that I've been pregnant now

And is there anything better

And it is a far cry from starting out on the stage at Nationals in a dress.

And it really hurts.

And it was as much for me as it was for you.

And it's a lot of pressure, but I'm not worried.

And it's all riding

And jock strap

And keeping a 3.86 GPA.

And Kurt was Finn, and he wanted to have sex with me, as you.

And lauding Vocal Adrenaline

And live in a little shoebox apartment together.

And lying about who the father of her unborn child was.

And maybe next year it'll be

And miniature pom poms.

And most days, I was also in the Dumpster.

And my Hoarders episode airs in early August.

And nailed his NYADA audition, while Rachel

And never saw me for the things that made us different.

And none of us would be going to Chicago

And not take no for an answer."

And now a round of applause to your top three finalists

And now I'm a poster to every child that's different. I can't handle it... I just can't handle it.

And now the seniors of McKinley High School, class of 2012,

And now they have a job they hate

And now we're free.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, quiet, please.

And of course the Cherrios welcomed me back with open arms.

And on that note,

And our plucky transsexual Porcelina,

And people forget the sacrifices you made.

And perform at Nationals as Porcelina.

And perhaps I played some small part

And physically satisfied

And plus my pillow and my blanket fell into the pool. Disaster.

And put on the one for University of Louisville.

And reach out and accept one other.

And secondly, if you don't love show choir,

And she hardly got a thank you.

And she totally choked.

And she's been in the New Directions!

And started walking towards each other,

And stay in here with everyone forever.

And text fighting with Mike, who says

And that decides her entire future?

And that I do have the talent and the ability

And that's what I love about us.

And that's what you missed on Glee.

And the Cheerios!

And the liberal media.

And the tips you made at the tire shop!

And the West Loop corridor,

And then I met you, Mr. Shue,

And then Joffrey in Chicago offered me a scholarship.

And then one day, just, they didn't.

And then we could eat Joe for the food,

And then we'll run it from the top.

And then we're gonna get married,

And then we're gonna live happily ever after.

And then you turned seven or eight,

And there is one more item on the agenda:

And there's nothing left that I can do.

And there's nothing you could have done

And there's something you need to know about her.

And they live a life that they don't even recognize.

And they sent out out acceptance letters this week.

And this costume is yours, Sugar,

And today he finally succumbed to the toxic fumes of Glee Club

And told me to never change.

And way better. I'll show up to my classes this time.

And we all said the same thing:

And we gotta pay our dues. SUGAR: Whatever.

And we need to get your solo ready,

And we saw that you're gonna be singing there

And we'll be working in a new Treble Tones number,

And we're just gonna let go.

And what I saw is not for the faint of heart.

And why didn't you tell me?

And working their butts off,

And you are over the top.

And you can't dictate what I write in your yearbook.

And you get really pale, and then you start putting your hands

And you know what questions Miss Duesenberry's gonna ask you,

And you probably did.

And you start to become this.

And you'll get your solos.

And you'll have to start smoking, though,

And you're back in the pool where you belong.

And you're better than you think you are.

And you're gonna be a star.

And you're gonna go to New York,

And you're putting it on me.

And you're the only one who can help me.

And you've never even set foot in the place, so...

And your diction wasn't crisp enough

And your light sashaying makes my tour de force performances

And your talent.

And, if I'm being totally honest...

And, like, totally terrifying.

And, uh, it was like I was living with an alien.

And, um, I can honestly say

And... it doesn't matter.

ANNOUNCER: And now it's time to announce

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: Please welcome to the stage from Carmel High in Akron, Ohio,

Another minute with you guys here like this.

Anyway, thanks for your time.

Are a year away for me,

Are going to sing for you.

Are you 100% sure you want to marry me?

Are you forgetting who you are, Jesse, okay?

Are you guys ready?

Are you insane?

Are you joking?

Are you sure that we're going the right way?

Aren't props a little cheesy?

Artie, help Puck with his geography.

ARTIE: With all the dedications

As a backup singer on an indie label.

As co captains of

As far as I'm concerned,

As his true magical self.

As I am 1/16 Native American.

As if they matter.

As part of a group that won Nationals.

As Uncle Jesse on Full House.

As well as the invitation to come and see my show choir

Asian Horror Movie!

At her NYADA audition, and literally all she's talked

At least 29 years old, with solid employment

At the Lyric Opera.

At the University of Louisville.

Auditioned for Juilliard four times?

Aw, screw that, I'm gonna show you.

Ay, what's a guy gotta do

Baby, I'm so sorry.

Back in Chicago after I body slammed

Bar none.

Be a good team player,

Be up on that stage and get one of the standing ovations

Because guess what? We don't have a choice.

Because I care about young artists

Because I was Jennifer Beals' dance double.

Because I worship The Artist.

Because it'll give me a chance

Because of how hard you hold on to stuff.

Because of one bad burrito.

Because that baby's gonna use those sharp ass teeth

Because the truth is,

Because this dress is a size two.

Because we went from the ghetto to the penthouse.

Because you blew an audition?

Because your boobs look slightly bigger today for some reason.

Because, in this room...

Because, Noah, you will never know how much you've helped me.

Becky Jackson hiding in a dummy filing cabinet

Been a little persistent, but I'm just...

Been waiting for:

Before I get deported.

Before that, you were a normal kid.

Before you come up to accept the award,

Before you graduate, can we sing together?

Before you left, so...

Being gay doesn't mean you're a cross dresser.

Being thrown around McKinley this week,

Besides, when did you become

Best way to get props is to use props.

Bieste admitted that her husband Cooter hit her,

BOTH: "Party in the back." Ew

Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel.

BOY: Ooh hoo hoo hoo!

BOYS: Oh!

Break a heel.

Breath control is better,

Britt and I are gay and Mercedes is black,

Brittany, I understand you got into Purdue University?

Brittany, run us through it.

Brittany?

Broadway.

Brought to you in part by Salozy Edison Chevrolet,

Burn! Burn!

Burn! Come on!

But but we're just gonna, we're gonna sit here

But don't you think we should have the talk?

But every show choir in the country

But hey, maybe while you're in there,

But I am done with all this props madness.

But I can't go to either 'cause I'm not graduating.

But I don't feel that way.

But I don't think any of us have to wait

But I got a scholarship.

But I I wanted you to know the truth

But I implemented it.

But I just wanted to make sure

But I leave that here with my ring and with you.

But I meant thank you for everything.

But I need you to come with me

But I told her how you wiggled

But I want you to know that you are being heard.

But I wanted to mostly thank the men in the room

But I was an ass for most of high school.

But I was wondering if maybe

But I won a state title in football,

But I... I have all year to go and look at it.

But I'll get it.

But I'm happy to be sewing it.

But I'm just... I'm really not ready

But I'm sure whatever you said was really nice.

But if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline at Nationals,

But it's fine.

But it's me, Rachel Berry.

But it's not my choice.

But it's yours to have.

But Jessie St. James was against Unique performing

But let me ask you. You've had an amazing career,

But looking at this amazing woman

But McKinley has made me a stronger,

But Mercedes tried some dive called "Señora Salsation."

But my main concern right now is for these kids.

But not anymore.

But not it's time to announce a winner.

But she lied and said she left him, when actually, she stayed.

But somehow you're slightly less evil.

But thank you. (chuckles)

But the advice I gave myself in your dream was good.

But the fact is, she gets it because she's exceptional.

But the focus, the drive.

But the phrasing is still emotionally flaccid.

But then we went around the room,

But then you, as Tina, told me, as Rachel,

But then,

But there's not one person in that audience

But they came in 12th. It was sort of a nightmare.

But they never get to win.

But this is the last moment before we know.

But this year, nothing.

But to get there,

But what does that say about what I think of me?

But what if it wasn't enough?

But what's the world worth

But whatever. I wanted a piece of this town to be there.

But when I do it, it's selfish.

But when two people go though what we've been through,

But when you get nervous, you get mean

But winning at Nationals will be the most important thing

But without a doubt, you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen.

But you and I, we got something in common.

But you are a key player.

But you do.

But you don't want a person in your life

But you just don't understand how complicated

But you know what I mean. When you two were together,

But you were born under a blessed gold star

But you're at your best when you're under pressure.

But your passion and your vocal range were admirable,

By a rabbi with our nearest and dearest.

By the Scale Blazers' haunting medley homage

By your letter and application, Finn.

C ! It's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating! (cheers)

Can I use that as an exclusive?

Can people change that fast?

Can you do me one favor?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? Look at me.

Can you imagine what what it would be like for them

Can you keep a secret?

Can't wait to hear your solo

Can't we just have two final days of denial?

Can't. Have to go find gown fabric

Carmel High's Wade "Unique" Adams!

Carmen is going to say yes.

Carmen Tibideaux is coming, and we're gonna be perfect.

Carmen Tibideaux is teaching a master class at Oberlin.

Carmen Tibideaux isn't here, Mercedes still has a fever.

CARMEN: You've reaed the office of Carmen Tibideaux,

CAROLE: Your graduation gown with the extra long sleeves

Chasing their impossible dreams.

Chew your cud with your mouth closed.

Come hell or high water

Come here.

Come on, baby.

Come on, burn the joint down!

Come on, man!

Come on!

Come on.

Come with us to Nationals.

Congratulations to both teams standing with us onstage.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Cool. 'Cause I always felt kind of bad about it.

Cooter was in 21 Jump Street?

COOTER: Hey, baby.

Countries of Central America.

Crap, I'm blanking. Come on!

Dad, I'm easy.

Dance that number. I can't sing it, either, not like...

Deal? Deal.

Deal.

Dean of Vocal Performance, at the New York Academy

Definitely.

Dick Butkus, I beg of you,

Did I tell you I got into Ohio State?

Did she have to take in the bolt of fabric with her?

Did you get there by playing by it safe?

Did you just call me Rachel?

Didn't even puke.

Didn't I read somewhere that you

Do what I never got the chance to do.

Do you have a Facebook account or Twitter account?

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me?

Do you have any idea how important Nationals is to me?

Do you know what it looks like

Do you love me?

Do you remember when it started?

Do you seriously think that we need

Do you want to know how I picture the end of my life?

Does my butt really have to compromise

Doesn't deserve a solo,

Doesn't mean we can be anything less than perfect. Perfect!

Don't doubt your talent, Tina.

Don't worry. You still get your Brownie patch

Don't you get it?! I'm nothing!

Don't... don't leave me, okay?

Dork clubs in the country?

Dramatic monologue?

Drop it!

Drop it! Get over here!

During that performance?

During that Trouble Tones number.

Each member of Vocal Adrenaline is in perfect sync.

Either you just returned from the peroxide factory

Elton John songbooks memorized,

EMCEE (over P.A.): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 48th annual

Emotionally flaccid.

Ending together.

Enough!

Even all your arguing, it's about the work.

Even before Glee Club was kind of cool, you had our backs.

Even if it's just back into what you always were:

Even if we have to sit in these ugly fold out chairs.

Even more spine tingling, if that's even possible.

Even though we're definitely gonna beat you.

Every damn day!

Every moment I spend deleting

Every year, the judges give out an award for an MVP,

Everybody keeps talking about staying in touch,

Everyone else is so emotional.

Everyone has their part to play, right?

Everyone knows it.

Everything but him.

Everything seems like it's fallen into place.

Everything you've got,

Exactly. Again.

Except for you.

Exclusive that hits newsstands in September.

Extremely jealous.

Face it, Puck, you're the guy

Fall into the fountain.

Feel bad about a lot of things,

FIGGINS: And now the award you've all

FIGGINS: Prom royalty...

Fight, fight, fight!

Figure that out, so I just stopped wearing any at all.

Fill that bathtub with ice and see if we can't get

Fine by me.

Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry.

Finn Hudson.

Finn, wait.

FINN: Hi.

FINN: Welding helmets and leg warmers?!

Finn.

Five minutes to our award ceremony.

Five, six, seven, eight.

For a pregnant woman who's ass is so old

For a second there, I thought you were Beiste's sister.

For another year because of me, it makes me sick.

For every handi capable kid in the entire world.

For Friday Night Lights or something.

For Gaga's "Edge of Glory," which is up tempo.

For indeterminate number of months.

For me? Well, it's for the wedding.

For selling our frozen vegetables on the black market.

For the graphic birth photos

For the ******* part where you smash the glass. It'ske, the climax

For the rest of their lives.

For their ongoing commitment to diversity.

For this year's National Show Choir Championship.

For trying to help a loser learn something.

For your impending wedding celebration.

For your incredibly high comical boots.

Forever.

Forget about everything else. Take it.

Fort Benning, Georgia?

From now on

From the chorus? Yeah, from the chorus. Let's do it.

From Vocal Arednaline,

From William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio,

Fulfilling my duties as costume coordinator

Funny thing about a kiss.

Game on.

Gentlemen, I asked for a cascade of sparks timed to the rhythm.

Get out of here!

Get out of here. I'm going to go.

Get ready test.

Giants in the Sky.

Girl Chang... Tina Blowin' Wang...

GIRL: Yeah.

Given the fact that Weezy's complaining

Go on a trip with dad or something.

Go softly into that sweet night.

Go to college, Santana.

Go, New Directions!

Going on and on about every little detail,

Going somewhere, Shannon?

Going to say goodbye to everyone else?

Good day to you.

Good for you.

Good luck to you.

Good luck today.

Good to know.

Got him to sign on the dotted line!

Graduation is just a few days away.

Grind, grind, pivot, kick, pivot, spin, flip, split.

Guys, I've asked for Sue's help because she's a winner,

Has a little girl with a big nose. WILL: Okay, Sue.

Has been poaching every kid I took a sniff of

Hate to say it, kiddo,

Hated your attitude.

Have something they'd like to say to you.

Have you had this money the whole time?

Have you heard back from Carmen Tibideaux yet?

Having your hair helmet revarnished,

Hawaiian, your favorite.

He posted of me on YouTube, singing "Disco Inferno"?

He pulled two soldiers out of a burning truck.

He saved their lives.

He tried to sell my iPhone for drugs.

He was really at his best.

He was really looking forward to.

He'll be reminded of his rejection every day.

He's a hero.

He's like Tina and Ike Turner... Together.

He's studying for geography

He/She will trounce us at Nationals,

Heard you two are getting married.

Hello...

Her temperature's 101 degrees.

Here at McKinley

Here's a little something

Hey, calm down! Hey, hey, calm down! Calm down!

Hey, Coach.

Hey, cool out!

Hey, everything okay?

Hey, Tina, can I talk to you?

Hey, Tina. What are you doing here?

Hey, you.

Hey! I don't want to hear any of this, "We can't do it without her,"

Hey! Oh! Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Just finishing up.

Hi, Madame Tibideaux, this is Rachel Berry calling.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. (chuckles)

High school judges are proven idiots.

Hit him!

Hit him!

Hit him! Hit him!

Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Take him down!

Hit it!

Hold on, Mr. Shue. Hold on. You've given us

Holding Mike's hand or crying or smiling and swaying,

Hollywood gossip legend, Perez Hilton!

Hooray for double sided tape.

Hope you don't choke like you did in your NYADA audition.

How come when Rachel complains

How is that redemption for a man who did all that?

How many times I've cried about this?

How often do you come across the real deal?

How you're going to win us Nationals.

How's he doing, by the way?

How's the wedding planning going?

However, I feel it necessary to warn you:

I admire you, Quinn Fabray.

I admire your perseverance.

I always felt about you and Puck.

I am a show choir junkie.

I am a very busy woman.

I am in full imagery rendering mood, people.

I am one of the original Glee Club members,

I am proud of what you and I did together.

I am strangely turned on right now.

I am that sure you're something special.

I am tired of being silent.

I am your father.

I am.

I appreciate it, and you.

I auditioned for you two years ago.

I bet you that things used to go their way all the time,

I booked an executive maternity suite.

I brought it up last night and they were really quiet,

I can do everything Rachel Berry can.

I can't be racist, William,

I can't believe how supportive you are

I can't bring Finn to New York.

I can't dance with a little person. I can hardly walk.

I can't have to be there with you.

I can't help feeling like something's not right.

I can't help thinking I let him down, you know?

I can't make heads or tails about what it is your like.

I can't see through this helmet. BRITTANY: I took mine off.

I can't take the pressure.

I care that my baby's happy.

I compromised on the flowers.

I could do all of that. And you will.

I could drive.

I couldn't believe it when I heard that your

I defeated my Nubian nemesis.

I did a lot of reseah,

I did some research.

I didn't get in.

I didn't get in.

I didn't get it.

I didn't get it.

I didn't know he was an actor.

I didn't share what was in my heart

I didn't stand a chance.

I didn't talk about my politics,

I don't care!

I don't even know if I'm welcome

I don't hate you!

I don't have a back up plan, all right?

I don't know if I think that way anymore.

I don't know if Quinn... Okay.

I don't know who that is.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just think these new rules are

I don't know. I mean, when you're looking at both of them,

I don't need it.

I don't want to go to that cheerleading program

I don't want to miss it.

I feel like I I could have spent more time

I feel that way every day of my life!

I feel them. I was them.

I get up at 5:00 in the morning

I got a good feeling about it.

I got in.

I got into the school of my dreams and we won nationals.

I got one for me into New York.

I got shame about what happened between us,

I got to hand it to you, Sue.

I got us a couple of pies.

I gotta win at something.

I guess because in real life dreams are more complicated

I guess I'd be kind of rude if I refused.

I guess I've cried enough tears for three graduations.

I had no idea what I wanted to do, who I was.

I had this feeling, like we were just gonna win.

I hate to think you pull the same choke job up there today.

I have a 0.0 grade point average.

I have a confession to make.

I have an idea.

I have no memory of that.

I have sat, for three years, in the back of that choir room,

I have the entire Sondheim, Hamlisch, Lloyd Webber,

I heard that you came here today to see Rachel Berry.

I heard you singing in the shower in the locker room.

I I need to tell you something.

I I... Oh, my God!

I just don't want everything we worked for to collapse

I just have to accept the fact that I'm not going to.

I just kind of want

I just really, really, want to win, though.

I just thought you know, my man is a winner

I just want to say a few words before we go out there.

I kind of screwed up that experience, huh?

I kind of want to wait.

I know how hard that is for you

I know how this looks,

I know that drama school auditions

I know them.

I know who I'm voting for.

I know. I'm sorry. I always go

I led your tragic band of misfits to a victory at nationals.

I left him.

I like it.

I like this. This will work.

I like to dress up like a woman.

I liked them, but they weren't the best singers and dancers.

I lost ten pounds during that performance.

I lost you.

I love you guys so much.

I love you so much.

I love you!

I love you.

I love you.

I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

I mean, a kid who liked to dust, but...

I mean, he hit you and you stayed.

I mean, how did we let it get so out of hand?

I mean, I have no idea why you would choose

I mean, I tried to keep up, but, uh, you know,

I mean, I'm behind you 100%.

I mean, if I can convince Carmen Tibideaux

I mean, in a sea full of kids

I mean, most guys I know don't even know how

I mean, not in terms of grades and stuff,

I mean, that's just silly.

I mean, they made it to Nationals last year in New York,

I mean, think of most of the adults we know, okay?

I mean, this is Rachel Berry's dress, right?

I mean, you weren't wrong.

I mean, you'll basically be performing

I need to get back to my computer ASAP.

I need you to hear me sing. I have to.

I never hurt anyone real bad, and it turns out I never

I prepaid for the little people.

I present you William McKinley High's class of 2012!

I promise.

I promise.

I promised them that I would reboot the program. I'll be humiliated.

I put cartoons on TV when you were bored.

I put you in charge of costumes.

I realize I was wrong.

I really care about you, Puck.

I really hope you're about to rap.

I remind you to please turn off all cell phones and pagers...

I said I'd be dancing by nationals.

I see hundreds of people every day.

I should have known.

I show up here and there's not even a red button to push?

I stand before you headed to New York City

I started ten times, and I couldn't get

I still have two dads, and I'm still *******,

I talked to Mrs. Doosenberry.

I taught you how to ride a bike...

I think that Unique kid is a star.

I think you need to get out of the house,

I thought you reminded me of a young Sue Sylvester,

I told you I'm never saying goodbye to you.

I told you, I don't want to go to college.

I trust you.

I trust your dreams.

I understand that 14 messages is a lot,

I used to think Broadway was my one and only love.

I want one. Even though I can't sing.

I want this win for them.

I want to go to New York

I want to marry you so badly I can't go through with it.

I wanted to dedicate my goodbye song to all of you,

I wanted to say you're always

I was all set to go to Alvin Ailey,

I was dating the head cheerleader.

I was gonna put it in the piñata but your dad thought

I was hot on from Newton South?

I was in the closet.

I was just an annoying ******* girl

I was kind of glad

I was robbed for Freaky Friday.

I was the quarterback of the football team,

I was very moved

I will go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses.

I will not let that happen.

I wish abuela felt the same. I know.

I wish Madame Tibideaux agreed with you.

I would have bought more shoes.

I would have never given my virginity to this guy.

I would have wished my life would have looked like on my last day

I would love for you to go to college,

I would love that.

I wouldn't mind another one

I, for one, was really moved

I...

I... I understand that asking you to make the trip is a lot,

I... oh, let's just call the Cadillac pink

I'd call my high school career a total success.

I'd end my McKinley days where I started... back on top?

I'd like to be a chaperone for Nationals.

I'll be damned if I don't.

I'll go first.

I'll go next.

I'll go wherever it is that you're going!

I'll pay my own way and I'll sleep on the bus.

I'll see you again next year.

I'll tell you what.

I'm a star, so what am I doing heading to Kentucky?

I'm about to make Puckerman your daddy.

I'm actually thankful for this whole mess.

I'm afraid you're going to have to wait

I'm always feeling like I'm disappointing you.

I'm always looking for that extra edge.

I'm deferring my acceptance to NYADA for a year and

I'm eating my chicken, ladies.

I'm for Vocal Adrenaline all the way.

I'm getting married to a great girl.

I'm going to be taking extension classes at UCLA.

I'm going to rip that mullet off your head.

I'm gonna double it. I'm gonna make it a thousand dollars.

I'm gonna miss you!

I'm in desperate need of sheet music,

I'm Jesse St. James, the coach of Vocal Adrenaline.

I'm just as talented as Mercedes,

I'm leading by example here.

I'm marrying you, and nothing makes me happier.

I'm moving to New York to chase my dreams

I'm not a loser!

I'm not doing a drag number.

I'm not driving a Lexus because for the past eighteen

I'm not going, not without you.

I'm not gonna fall on my face

I'm not here for a patch. I'm here because I love you.

I'm not saying that Mrs. Focker

I'm not taking no for an answer.

I'm not worth it.

I'm nothing!

I'm out of here.

I'm out.

I'm proud of us, too.

I'm really disappointed in you.

I'm really happy that you and Finn are together.

I'm retiring this uniform.

I'm seriously having trouble breathing right now.

I'm setting you free.

I'm singing into the notes, not through them,

I'm so glad something has made me come to my senses.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry, Shannon.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I realize that I've

I'm sure we can make room.

I'm the school joke! A failure!

I'm too stupid. but a while back, he told everybody

I'm very sorry if this is confusing for you,

I'm very sorry, Finn.

I'm, like, the best man at your wedding. It's not that bad.

I've always hated myself for doing it.

I've e mailed her and called her,

I've ordered 18 little people, one for each of you.

I've waited to hear you say that.

If anyone's gonna be a star someday, it's her.

If anything, just to show you

If I don't pass, it's open season on all faculty tires!

If I were you, I'd be spending more time fing

If I were you, I'd drive

If it comes at the right time from the right girl,

If it wasn't for Tina, I would never have gone to see Carmen Tibideaux.

If not for her commitment to Glee Club,

If not for us, then for Mr. Schue.

If on my first day at this school you'd asked me what

If only for a weekend.

If people don't get a second chance?

If there's anyone here who is not up for trying

If this was happening to anyone else, I would be

If we go right now, we can still catch her.

If we hadn't changed,

If we lose again this year, that's it. The dynasty is over.

If you could be there to watch me win.

If you could have told me that eighteen years ago

If you ever need me, you know where to find me...

If you have to ask

If you want to join us.

If you want to run into your

If you're gonna lead them to the promised land,

If you've come to mess with my head, don't worry, I'm not going out there.

In '60s Swinging London.

In any case, Unique is now

In case a solo is thrown my way.

In case you wanted to pass it on.

In Glee Club today.

In making it possible for tadpole gays all over Lima

In the choir room.

In the life of their wife and children.

In third place...

In two months you'll be buying

In your tiny little New York apartment,

In your trophy case for yet another accolade.

Including every single Katy Perry hit, as well.

Incredible.

Indian Ocean, show me.

InsauditionActors Studio

Inspired by Wuthering Heights.

Into a skirt for the good of your team.

Is a celebrity judge,

Is a dance break with Brittany.

Is Elaine Stritch here?

Is for you guys.

Is just too much for your 12th place choir.

Is learning choreography for "Dash Board."

Is that a movie?

Is that Tina? (slurps)

Is that you're compromising on your husband.

Isn't Rachel our Unique factor?

Isn't she the one who used to stutter?

It can be like magic.

It can bring you back to life

It can change you,

It can take away the doubt and the fear.

It does. It's okay.

It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight...

It doesn't matter. I'm flunking out!

It is our sacred space.

It never stops for you, does it?

It sucks, mija.

It takes a lot of crystals to make something shine.

It was a pretty inspired idea of mine.

It was actually Kurt's and Mercedes', but...

It was in the basement of our old house.

It was just a few text messages...

It was like Freaky Friday. I was you, and you were me,

It was our money that we saved from babysitting

It was the best graduation gift ever.

It was the future I was terrified of.

It was very good to see you. You, too.

It was wrong.

It wasn't the past I was scared of.

It'll be romantic.

It'll take care of you.

It's a competition.

It's about someone in here having the balls

It's also one of the places I knew you couldn't follow me.

It's called the Human Centipede.

It's dinner with you and dad.

It's either Amazonian dengue fever or the H1N1 super virus.

It's exhausting being me.

It's fake.

It's finally your chance to shine.

It's it's gonna change our entire lives

It's my business to know everything

It's my Cheerios! uniform, dry cleaned and pressed.

It's no use. My brain is like a Roach Motel,

It's not about being pretty.

It's not completely selfless.

It's not some far off thing in the future.

It's okay.

It's okay. (sobs): I'm sorry!

It's probably the only thing that'll fit

It's really hard to not just want to go with the Chiavari.

It's ridick the seniors treat us like plebes.

It's rubber. It's just a prop from West Side Story.

It's something they would carry around with them

It's the darkest day in Ohio since Ernest Byner. Boy, how the

It's the newest, hardest

It's the Unique factor

It's time to fight fire

It's tuckin' time.

It's up to you.

Jennifer Beals is spinning in her grave.

Jim Steinman should never be allowed

Jump, mask, boys.

Just a couple more seconds,

Just arrived.

Just because we've lost Mercedes

Just because you're

Just get me something from Tom Ford's Vanities in Vanity Fair.

Just have a nice little church wedding performed

Just imagine how much it would mean

Just like in The Notebook, I'm sitting in a nursing home,

Just nods to the band, then starts wailing.

Just the way it should be.

Just to get all of this prepared,

Just to let this all go until after Nationals.

Just trying out a song for Nationals.

Keep it then.

Keep rocking that mullet, Ricky,

Keep up.

Kick my addiction to painkillers.

Kind of slow lately, but we still have the same plan:

Kind of weird about the wedding.

Kurt, I'm so sorry.

KURT: Could I get a second

KURT: For how long?

KURT: Ugh.

Kurt. Rachel, it's me.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies, "Edge of Glory." Come on.

Last chance to walk away

Last night at the 7:00 p.m. showing

Last night we all sat around in a circle

Last year, Vocal Adrenaline only lost for the first time in eight years.

Lay it on me.

Leading his/her team to victory!

Let it burn!

Let us review why.

Let's do it.

Let's get down to business.

Let's get married. Okay.

Let's just make this easy. Hop in there yourself.

Let's just spend some time working on choreography for "Dash Board."

Letter writing campaigns, like... like they had

Lights.

Like CPR, but with tongues.

Like how to drive and and fractions...

Like this.

Listen to yourselves.

Listen, guy from Michigan

Literally.

Look at him/her.

Look at me.

Look at that.

Look at those legs.

Look, d do you know how hard this is for me?

Look, everyone is important,

Look, I compromised on the food, I compromised on the location,

Look, I don't care who gets in where, all right?

Look, I I need a chance to try and redeem my father, okay?

Look, I I wanted to. I...

Look, I know exactly what you're doing right now, okay?

Look, I know you got a lot on your plate,

Look, I think everybody is just a little tired.

Look, no matter what happens,

Look, you have no idea the kind of pressure I'm under.

Look, you're you're gonna get on that train.

Looking for what's left of your dignity?

Lord Tubbington out of jail.

Lost... It's me...

Lots of competition for teacher of the year.

Madame Tibideaux, hello. I'm sorry to interrupt,

Many more years to come.

Mask, mask, helmet down.

Maybe basic sheet metal work

Maybe I say something, most of the time I don't,

Maybe it a few years it will come back in style.

Maybe some underclassman

Maybe the big one in the kitchen.

Maybe the rest of us would like one, too.

Maybe this is mine.

Maybe we're getting a key to the city.

Maybe what you're really upset about

McKinley is having a very special event tomorrow,

Me.

Mercedes got a recording contract.

Mercedes Jones.

MERCEDES: And I saw you

MERCEDES: Good luck.

MERCEDES: He's exaggerating.

Mercedes? Mmm, praise.

Messing with my head; 33%

Metal sparks in your face is how you get freckles. Is this even legal?

Michael Chang, Jr.

Mighty have truly fallen, huh?

Mike, help the guys out with the choreography.

Mm hmm.

More socially conscious, fashion forward person.

Most people don't realize

Mr. Shue, are you aware that while we're arguing about jazz squares,

Mr. Shue, can I have a couple days to think about it?

Mr. Shue, is it okay if we keep going? We got

Mr. Shue, this is my last competition.

Mr. Shue...

Mr. Will Schuester!

MRS HAGBERG: I'd like to thank you all for forty years of memories

Ms. Tibideaux, I know exactly how you feel.

Ms. Tibideaux, I realize that I'm asking you

Munchkins. I found 'em online, William.

My Comanche name is Cheerleads With Wolves.

My dad's been AWOL since I was ten years old,

My eyes are burning.

My first love

My first standing O.

My little brother beer and just begging him

My mom's been to in the last four years? None. Not one.

My name is Tina.

My outburst in Glee Club was unreasonable.

My pleasure.

My source said Sue Sylvester make room

My source, and when I say my source I mean

N No no one is 100% sure of anything.

National championships for both the Glee Club

National champs, baby!

National High School Show Choir Competition

Nationals.

Never gave up.

New Directions singing group perform.

New York will still be there

Next week, and I'm gonna help you through it.

Next year is all you.

Next year.

Nice to see you, too, Jessie.

No matter what's in it either way.

No one noticed that she went from dressing punk

No question you helped us win Nationals

No regrets.

No, I'm not going.

No, I'm not here for me.

No, it's a good thing. A great thing.

No, no, I think we all are.

No, no, wait.

No, no, we cannot.

No, we were the ones who convinced him to do that.

No, when you did that, you showed that you cared about something.

No.

No. I'm so sorry. I don't mean to take time away from them.

No. Okay. I'm not going there yet.

Noah Puckerman.

None of us will be performing. Let's go!

Nope. I don't want to be one of those people

Not a bad legacy for someone who once pretended

Not a step out of place.

Not be the routine.

Not even close.

Not gonna happen, Dragon Lady.

Not just the voice, which is sick,

Not me. I follow competitive high school show choir.

Not really. It was your idea.

Not the university; the poultry farm.

Not with that one.

Not yet.

Nothing's gonna stop any of them.

Now everyone is coming for me. Jesse, the rest of my team,

Now I know you weren't planning on doing the show circle

Now if can just get through the next few days

Now, that's great, and then we shift to the Trouble Tones

Now, turn around and show us

Now, two mice jumped into a bucket of cream and..."

NYADA audition didn't go well.

Of 21 Jump Street... with Cooter.

Of course I do.

Of Dramatic Arts.

Of every show choir competition in the past ten years.

Of my ingenue eligibility.

Of Rachel Berry's complexion.

Of really great things in Kuwait, you know?

Of the Cheerios with Roz Washington.

Of the numbers have to be vintage? What does that even mean?

Of the Roach Motel.

Of the Vocal Adrenaline sundae is their secret weapon, Unique.

Of the wedding, right? Right before we kiss?

Oh, but gosh, last year in New York, they choked.

Oh, cocky all of a sudden.

Oh, come on, baby, sit down. We're celebrating.

Oh, come on.

Oh, cool. And though I don't condone

Oh, did you hear about Mike?

Oh, God, Dad, please don't do this

Oh, God.

Oh, hey there, Hobbit.

Oh, I'm a loser?

Oh, Mike, that's amazing.

Oh, my God my NYDADA letter came, didn't it?

Oh, my God, that's so exciting.

Oh, my God, this is like Days of our Lives.

Oh, my God, Tina! Are you okay? Get her! Get her! Get her!

Oh, my God, wait a minute.

Oh, my God! Tina! Tina!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God... I'm Rachel Berry.

Oh, no, please don't cry.

Oh, please, please.

Oh, screw that.

Oh, should've known Doosenberry was a lady lover

Oh, thank goodness you guys are here.

Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. My pleasure.

Oh, that's right, you aren't graduating.

Oh, well, it's amazing what a little TLC,

Oh, you did not just text me that, Michael Robert Chang.

Oh, you didn't have to get me a gift, silly.

Oh, you'll do as you're told, he/she.

Ok hold up,

Ok. Much better. Ok.

Okay, and and let the universe do it's thing.

Okay, but I just want you to know that...

Okay, Costume Committee?

Okay, cut the music. Stop! Stop.

Okay, I'm very confused.

Okay, if we don't get out of this room soon,

Okay, just because I'm gay does not mean

Okay, seniors, the underclassmen

Okay, so I called Pace and NYADA

Okay, so let's take a half hour break,

Okay, so you have my dress and my shoes,

Okay, song selection:

Okay, that was a Halloween costume,

Okay, then let's keep going.

Okay, watch this closely, guys.

Okay, you know what? You know what?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? I don't.

Okay? Th That you're gonna do amazing things.

Okay? Three years in the making.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Finn, the floor is yours.

Old pal Chandler, far be it from me

On how you're gonna wrap up fourth place

On my way to Broadway to study.

On national television

On the shoulders of Rachel Berry.

On what it sits on?

Once the info checks in, it never checks out.

Once your mom passed, I... I really...

One of Celine Dion's most powerful ballads,

One, two, three, four, five...

One, two, three, four...

One, two, three, yeah!

One! Two!

Only, in my version, he's there with me,

Or "little brother" garbage or something.

Or as passionate about or that brings me that much joy.

Or I can then point at a kid onstage and yell, "I would work with you!"

Or I could have started one of those

Or I could have wrote 50 letters to the Army,

Or I have food poisoning.

Or maybe it's just hard

Or on the other side of the world.

Or read a book or buy laces

Or something like that. It's very sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or started crying uncontrollably.

Or the destruction of the temple

Or you've given up trying to steal my Cheerios!

Other people matter.

Our work here is done,

Out by your Dumpster.

Outcast kids

Over and over again,

Own graduation celebration.

Perform at our Nationals in Chicago.

Picking up blitzers so the quarterback can lead the drive.

Picking up on high school girls after graduating.

Pinkie swear?

Pivot, pivot.

Please accept these official

Please give a warm Windy City welcome to our judges...

Please ignore the stench of mildew

Please leave a message after the tone.

Please look under your seats.

Please only address me by my stage name... Lola.

Please return to your seats. Excuse me, Ms. Tibideaux.

Please welcome our first contestants,

Please, have a seat.

Please, somebody else just open theirs. Come on.

Please, that is the one thing

Please, we're performing our Nationals in Chicago,

Please.

Please. I just hope you brought a change of clothes

Plucker is a steady profession.

Plus I have so many steroids going through my body right now,

Plus I'm feeling stronger every day.

Plus, I'll get to be a two term senior class president.

Poised, confident.

Poor thing is too young to realize

Popular kids in school.

Porcelain, thoughts?

Porcelain, Weezy, you created a monster.

Porcelain, you will wear this flapper dress

Porcelina Hummel.

Porcelina?

Pretty as a picture with a booty that won't quit.

Prom Queen. Marrying the quarterback.

Puck isn't graduating, which he pretends not to care about...

Puck, go change.

Puck?

Puckerman, I respect your commitment to winning,

Put in the work...

Quinn Fabray.

Quinn says it's because we're the newbies,

Quinn, you're stepping in. No, no, no, I can't

Rachel Berry is a pain in the ass.

Rachel Berry.

Rachel is probably practicing her songs right now,

Rachel will do the solo, "It's All Com..."

Rachel, after your solo, I have to bail

Rachel, can I talk to you for a second?

Rachel, I can't tell you how long

Rachel, I don't want to put any more pressure on you,

Rachel, I know you're under a lot of pressure,

Rachel, Kurt and I just saw you

Rachel, this isn't you.

Rachel, why don't you come up and show us what you got.

RACHEL: My dads are still being

RACHEL: We took the time to get to know each other

Rachel's nightmare totally came true when she choked

Rachel's the most talented person I've ever met.

Rather than in opposite directions?

Re sync by tagman90

Really?

Really? I'm seriously firing my manager.

Refrigerator Perry in a bar fight.

Remaking Beaches without the Bette Midler character.

Repeating my senior year forever.

Right here in Lima...

Right now, you're something I never thought possible

Right. Because if New Directions doesn't win

SAM: Ah, it's Christopher Walken:

SAM: Yeah, shouldn't we be in

Santana Lopez.

SANTANA: This is embarrassing.

SANTANA'S MOM: Come on, you're going to be late to your

Save it for some Yale guy

Say goodbye.

School's almost over, forever for most of them.

See, I don't want to get in trouble.

See, this is the problem with getting you gifts

Seniors, pick a song to say goodbye to us.

Seriously? Did you blog just about me

Set this joint on fire!

Sharing it wouldn't be fair to the baby.

She always in the trenches,

She didn't come. FINN: Stop it.

She even got Mike Chang into college,

She should sew it herself.

She went to high school with Moses.

She won't. She might.

She'll know what to do.

She'll make an excellent contribution to NYADA.

She's "claiming her stardom,"

She's gonna let you have another go at that test.

She's into that?

She's moving to Hollywood and she's going to be

Show choir dance move ever invented.

Show Choir National Champion.

Since Porcelain refuses to be a team player

Since she's been here the shortest,

Since, like forever.

Singing show tunes in the choir room, and now they're headed to Chicago

Sit down and accept your present.

Sit down. I want to give you

Sit.

Sitting across from me right now,

So are you, but you can bet

So be warned: if you are not giving this

So called Finchel.

So change her mind. I've tried. She won't even return my calls.

So good in my musical numbers.

So have you decided how you're

So here's what you missed on Glee: The Glee Club started out as underdogs,

So here's what's gonna happen: Mercedes, you're on bed rest,

So here's what's you missed on Glee: Kurt pulled

So I could help you pay for college.

So I planted the pot in your locker

So I want to open mine

So I wouldn't have to date Mercedes Jones.

So I've decided.

So kicking me out

So kicking us out would be a hate crime.

So much better. So handsome.

So show some respect.

So there's only one thing left to do:

So we know her the least.

So when is it my turn?

So why are you in here singing all by your lonesome?

So you can get all that stuff out

So you can win us a national championship.

So you just need to get your confidence back

So you packed a bag on the off chance you'd be coming to Chicago?

So you're gonna you'd need about two more guys

So, I'm here to support them unconditionally.

So, who's first?

So, you just really didn't care?

So, you're gonna retake the exam

So... somewhere around your seventh birthday,

So... we're going to be all right?

Some "son I never had"

Some cortisone and a witch doctor will do.

Some people follow football;

Some people follow the daily goings on

Some people follow the NCAA basketball tournament;

Some sort of grinding union? Wanky.

Something I would rather not have

Something way bigger than just you.

Something you think I want to hear.

Sometimes people don't even seem to know her name.

Sorry, you lost me at "offensive lineman,"

Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Sounded pretty good to me.

Space helmets.

Spent two years growing out that hair.

Still so weird having you call me a friend.

Sucks.

Sue, I think maybe we are going a little too far with the props.

Sue, look, I really appreciate

Sue, that's incredibly racist.

Sue, they're right.

SUE: A five, six, seven, eight.

SUE: And the cherry on top

SUE: Award ceremony's about to start.

SUE: It's the only way.

SUE: Okay, guys, Nationals is coming up,

SUE: Well, maybe you're right, William.

Sue. I've gotta give you your due.

Sugar Rose.

Sure, I'm as smart as you are

Sure, if you want to lose.

Sure.

Surrender.

Take a good look at him, boys.

Take a lap and cool down, Asian Number One.

Take a seat, as I only have

Takes time away from another student.

Talking endlessly about my high school sweetheart

Tax rebates,

Teacher of the Year Award goes to...

Teacher of the Year.

Team player all the way.

Tell me.

Telling me to shut up so he can finish watching

Than any ten dudes combined.

Than looking for her.

Than someone making a comeback?

Than they are in our imaginations.

Thank God for Mom.

Thank God you're okay because that just means

Thank you for your support.

Thank you Mrs. Hagberg

Thank you very much.

Thank you William.

Thank you, Finn, all of you.

Thank you, girls, but I can take care of myself.

Thank you, Madame Tibideaux.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. It's so sweet.

Thanks. Kurt Hummel.

That actually really doesn't look that hard.

That change can be so good.

That doesn't clash with the high yellow undertones

That doesn't support your dreams.

That gives Vocal Adrenaline its edge.

That goes on with my competition.

That grace the cover of the People magazine

That graduating high school was something

That I couldn't have done it without you,

That I don't have any doubts about.

That I put in Figgin's office.

That I'm for teen weddings,

That means you go back to being co captains

That shaker of pepper on a dare.

That silk charmeuse is worth, like, 25 bucks a yard.

That this is just the beginning for you.

That trees are born the same way as babies,

That was different. Nobody knew Unique. I didn't have to be any one other than the one I truly was.

That was the most ghetto number I have ever seen.

That what happened at my audition was a fluke

That will ever happen to me in my entire life.

That you got the muffin basket that I sent

That your dork club is gonna outdork all the other

That's all any of us teachers ever wanted.

That's all she ever wanted from you.

That's easy for you to say.

That's enough, Tina.

That's how much I love you.

That's not a reason for you

That's not everyone.

That's not the Rachel Berry I know.

That's our "Unique Factor."

That's quite an accomplishment

That's the awful part of it.

That's very disturbing. (both chuckle)

That's why I propose we join forces and take him down.

That's, like, an extra two nights in Niagara Falls.

That's, like, hundreds of dollars or something.

The "real deal" that couldn't remember the words to the song?

The 2012 National Show Choir Champions...

The 2012 William McKinley High School

The American Cinematheque salute to J Lo.

The body swapping dream I had about us.

The Duggars are pregnant... again.

The first slot, which is, like, the death slot.

The first time she got a solo, she insisted she was bad

The Glee Club's been ignoring Tina all year long.

The guy they named the Dumpster out by the smoking lounge

The guy you were when we first met.

The kids are right, it's the death slot.

The mystique and aura that we used to intimidate our opponents with will vanish.

The nationally victorious New Directions! singing group,

The New Directions were horrible.

The New Directions!

The New Directions.

The New Directions.

The normal stuff.

The one I've been sleeping with at night under my pillow.

The one that I was settling for?

The one who used to hang out hung out in front of the 7 11

The only game the football team won sophomore year.

The only thing vintage about me is my Tyrone Powers haircut and my pager.

The only thing you'll be doing

The Puck I fell in love with had swagger.

The Rachel that I fell in love with

The reign of Noah Puckerman is over!

The show's over! Everybody go home!

The Teacher of the Year award.

The Trouble Tones need you.

The unholy trinity... starting together...

The winner of this year's individual show choir MVP award.

Their part to make you look good.

Then come with me. Okay?

Then I should stay, too.

Then it's basically like a do over for my NYADA audition,

Then just call me George Jefferson,

Then tell me the truth and not just

Then use it to go to New York.

Then we're gonna be together.

Then what exactly are you doing here, Lindsay Lohan?

Then you don't really understand what the word celebrity means.

There is so much passion in this room

There was one that we wanted to make sure didn't get missed.

There. What's this?

There's $20 difference between each of those chairs.

There's a lot of great teachers at this school,

There's no alternative.

There's no way in hell Carmen Tibideaux's coming here.

There's nobody that deserves it more.

There's nothing left to prepare for.

There's nothing more important than that.

There's nothing that I'm as good at

There's that can don't attitude, Quinn.

There's the Rachel Berry we all know and love.

These are kids' dreams on the line out there.

These letters, you know, they're, like our future

These props were supposed to add to the routine,

They are likable.

They can't pick up advanced choreography

They care about they don't have to actually see them

They didn't even crack the top ten.

They had so much energy. It was awesome.

They have kids now my age.

They love props, and Unique is the ultimate prop.

They understand that everybody can't win.

They're calling Jessie St. James a visionary,

They're gonna help you look at dorms at the new school.

They've grown into such incredible people

Think how you'd feel if your entire teaching career were riding on this.

Think...

This ain't beach towel night at Three Rivers.

This empty, useless shell of a man you see before you used

This freshman just gave me a hug

This is an unmitigated disaster.

This is happening right now, Kurt.

This is our last time performing together.

This is really cool.

This is serious.

This is the seniors' moment to shine.

This is the teachers' lounge.

This is the town where everything's gonna change.

This is what it looks like,

This is your first moment of adulthood child.

This is your glee club. Take care of it.

This is your moment!

This isn't televised.

This moment specifically to make a stink about it

This one...

This school has given us all so many gifts, me especially.

This thing isn't even televised?

This was more elegant.

This week's assignment is easy.

This whole year, it's been incredible.

This would have been it.

Thousand year old vampire baby.

Three years ago, I thought I had it all.

Through your hair like Danny Zuko.

Tina Cohen Chang!

Tina won't mind being recast. No, she won't.

Tina, are you okay?

Tina, look, I understand that you feel like

Tina, Rachel is a senior.

Tina, you don't understand. I need this.

Tina, you may not always get all the solos,

Tina, you, too. You're in the Trouble Tones.

Tina! Oh, my God! Oh, oh, oh! Get her, get her, get her!

Tina. Oh, my God, are you okay? Ooh! Ooh, ooh!

To announce the winner, please welcome to the stage

To any more attention than other hundreds of people I see

To be for our honeymoon, okay?

To be in lust with Rachel Berry

To be the Noah Puckerman,

To be themselves in public.

To Between the Sheets after school.

To bite holes in those saggy old boobs.

To change their own underwear. BRITTANY: I couldn't really

To come and watch us perform,

To compete for a national championship.

To do my senior year all over again.

To do what he has to do to put us over the top.

To dressing Goth to dressing like a go go dancer

To feel weepy when I look at my friends.

To finish grading my test.

To get a candy situation up in here, huh?

To get a solo at Nationals.

To give up on my dream, so...

To handle what is arguably Sondheim's most challenging work.

To have just a couple of days walking the halls as champions?

To make it a fair fight, you fricking loser.

To pick a fight? 'Cause there's three of you and one of me,

To Principal Figgins so I could buy back my sole control of the Cheerios,

To remember you anyway.

To say goodbye to the seniors;

To see him/her

To see how we feel about that.

To shave off all of your body hair.

To stand in your way. (sighs)

To Starlight Express.

To study with you next year at NYADA.

To take me into special consideration.

To take you to a party. You're a Lima loser.

To talk to my fiancée?

To thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.

To the yelling place. I have rage.

To those poor unfortunate

To wherever she is and I'd stay

To write another song again.

Today...

Took over the glee club, we needed a male lead.

Trick or treat! Ba da bing!

Tried her old "Don't Rain on My Parade" standby

Truer words never came out of your mouth.

Trying to get that honorable discharge status,

Two words out without falling apart.

Ugh! And that's what you missed on Glee.

Uh, Costa Rica, Honduras...

Uh, Darth Vader.

Uh...

Um, when I first

Um... no one deserves this more than you.

Um... we've been putting this off for far too long,

Underclassmen, pick some songs

Unique is being handed the key to the city by Rahm Emanuel? Really?

Unique might need to transfer schools next year.

Unlike you misfit, ragtag stumblebums,

Until her vocal chords bleed.

Until I convinced Ms. Tibideaux to give me another shot.

Utilizing the talents of our featured performer,

Vocal Adrenaline!

W Whether it's in a little shoebox apartment in New York

Wait a minute. Are you breaking up with me?

Wait a minute. That money was supposed

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Listen to me.

Wait, just, uh...

Wait, so you're saying he changed?

Wait, this is just stage fright. Think of the last time you performed as Unique. You were smash.

Wait. How do you know about Carmen?

Wait. Little people?

Waiting for Mrs. Duesenberry

Watch out. We're gonna do it. Okay. Ready?

Watching you do it.

Way back when she was getting Ryan Seacrest tattoos

Way to go, buddy.

We all used to make fun of when we were freshman.

We all wanted burritos for lunch, so we went to Chipotle,

We are entering the Hunger Games of show choir competition

We both hate the fact that this school has

We both saw The Notebook.

We came to wish Unique luck and give her this flower

We can get married in New York

We can rest after we've won!

We can use the wastebasket for the toilet,

We can't afford that.

We care about you, Coach.

We didn't date for that long,

We didn't even make the top ten last year.

We got a piñata.

We got a problem.

We have but one choice left to us:

We have to be amazing.

We have to win at Nationals.

We just want to see you safe.

We just wanted to say a few things.

We love you and...

We need a new approach.

We need to get you back to the Glee Club, ASAP.

We need to have a plan.

We need to make a pact.

We need to narrow our choices down to the top three.

We open them together,

We think you may have hit your head.

We want to win this for you. Yeah.

We wanted to thank you.

We weren't really close.

We will be performing

We would have never been friends.

We'll be kicking off our "Vintage" theme

We'll figure out this whole long distance relationship thing.

We're all here for each other.

We're different.

We're flushing your system

We're gonna go from losers to National Champs.

We're gonna have to up our prop game.

We're here.

We're not getting married.

We've been rehearsing for three straight hours.

We've been through this a million times.

We've got one last week to come together and shake things up.

Welcome aboard, Shannon.

Well worth the wait.

Well, he knows now that if he treats me bad again, I am out.

Well, I don't need a bunch of "blah, blah" in a book

Well, I let myself get overconfident once,

Well, I'm a human prop, and I'm sick of it!

Well, I'm not totally gay, but I think

Well, I'm so optimistic, I put my money where my mouth is.

Well, maybe if Brittany's staying in Lima,

Well, maybe one of them.

Well, Roz, if you came here to find out once and for all

Well, then I'll stay here!

Well, then, the New Directions! will lose.

Well, then, you only have yourselves to blame.

Well, this music producer in L.A. saw it

Well, Unique has left the building. Try as I might, I can't conjure her.

Well, we're getting a hot pretzel later,

Well, you damn well should care!

Well, you know, if this is gonna work, you're gonna have

Well, you may not know it, but you already have.

Well, you stink of chlorine, Roz Washington,

Well, you think that over, Sue Sylvester, while you nurse your

What about Halloween, Kurt?

What about those monogrammed towels I got for you?

What about you, Fonger?

What are you gonna do, huh, just walk out on me?

What could Figgins want with us?

What did you think was going to happen to me?

What if we don't win? What's gonna happen with those kids?

What if we go all this way, and Carmen just says no?

What if we lose? Not this time.

What is this crap? Oh, didn't you hear?

What kind of special event?

What makes you think you are entitled

What matters is that we're friends.

What she wants, she gets.

What the hell are you thinking?!

What you did with Unique was amazing.

What, are you gonna stab me?

What?

What? Yeah.

What's complicated about that?

What's complicated about that?

What's going on?

What's going on? How bad is it?

What's it say?

What's your plan after graduation?

When a kid's show choir dreams are disrespected?

When Finn and Puck were still throwing Slushees at us.

When half the time, I can't even be bothered

When I fell in the fountain at the mall and hit my head.

When I first got to McKinley, I was afraid to make eye contact.

When I first met you,

When I first rolled down these halls.

When I found out that I was flunking

When Santana finally said, "Mami, papi, I'm gay,"

When she didn't climb aboard the Puck wagon.

When she was eight, she went trick or treating

When they're weighed down by helmets and metal grinders.

When we get our letters,

When we turned a corner

Where nothing you do matters!

Where you always save more money!

Where you spent the afternoon

Which is absolutely out of the question.

Which is fine because all he ever did was tell me I was garbage!

Which is why I'm willing to offer you $50

Which lipstick? Ruby red or sugar rose?

Which means one of two things:

Which means that everyone needs to do their part.

Which means that my entire future depends on us being amazing,

Which was as rare as a Bigfoot sighting. She had an off day,

Which we've all heard now, like, a bajillion times,

While everyone else was out there singing solos.

While we're acting like shrubbery in the background?

While we're trying to rehearse! It's bogus!

Who are just desperately clinging to their own kind,

Who deserves your help.

Who have truly inspired me

Who teach their students a lot of important stuff,

Who the celebrity father of my unborn child is,

Who thinks that if they have a keepsake of someone

Who will think we're anything but underdogs

Who would be lucky to place in Nationals.

Who would have thought

Who's about to be the new team captain.

Who's going to love you now?

Who's going to love you the way I loved you, Shannon?

Whoa, whoa, Tina, where you going?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God!

Whoa! Whoa, dude. What the hell you doing, man?

Whoo!

Whoo! Yeah, definitely.

Why a 12 time Teen Choice Award nominee

Why am I so sad?

Why are you pretending that this is okay?

Why aren't you driving a Lexus?

Why do we have to do all the work?

Why do you look different?

Why don't we start with your, uh,

Why is this in black and white?

Why on earth did you want to meet me in here?

Why would you do that, help me like that?

Why?

Why? I mean, all that stuff you said.

Why? She hates me.

Will Schuester." Are you kidding me?

Will you do that with me?

Will you let me kiss you?

Will you surrender?

Will, word, please.

Will, you better come downstairs.

WILL: No. SUE: Yes.

WILL: REO Speedwagon.

William McKinley High School bumper stickers

William, I can taste your Axe Body Spray.

William, I'm oddly aroused by your sudden forcefulness,

Win Nationals, come back, graduate, and then

With her and my gay stepbrother.

With Monique down for the count,

With my two most important people.

With New York and planning our wedding and whatnot,

With Pedialyte, and I'm gonna

With the flaming flames of additional flamey gay fire.

With the legendary Jim Steinman's

With the main dude himself.

With the same hopes and dreams?

With two gay dads and a very big dream.

With whatever teeth you have left, Stickhead.

Without me.

Without me. Mercedes?

Without one of our most powerful voices.

Without turning into a hot mess teary train wreck.

Worked in Jacob's Ladder.

Working with the two of them on their applications

Would be kind of mean.

Wow! Like that's some prize.

Writing that letter to the Army,

Written down anywhere.

Yay!

Yea.

Yeah, "Edge of Glory's" a bitch.

Yeah, all right, boys, watch me work it now.

Yeah, and we'll rehearse all night if we have to.

Yeah, but most people.

Yeah, but the thought of you being stuck here

Yeah, everything's good. I'm gonna go get ready.

Yeah, I... I can't wait.

Yeah, I'm gonna play hockey there.

Yeah, I'm really glad we're doing this together.

Yeah, it's supposed to symbolize the fragility of life

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, she's like an offensive lineman.

Yeah, thanks to Sue. She's a miracle worker.

Yeah, we'd love to.

Yeah, you were really good.

Yeah! (cheering)

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah. Thanks.

Years I've been saving all my extra change,

Yep, fear is no longer in my vocabulary.

Yes, I can. I want a little emotion in there.

Yes, I have fantasized about handing that prize money

Yes, we're gonna be all right.

Yes.

Yes. Do you have time to watch Bravo

Yesterday, I snuck into a Vocal Adrenaline rehearsal,

Yet another one of your voicemails

You already have the lady gait and the lady voice,

You always make it so hard,

You and I are never gonna like each other, Sue Sylvester,

You are loved, punkin.

You are not alone.

You are so much cooler than I ever thought you were.

You can bunk with me and Emma.

You can hawk your chop suey recipes

You can't hate me anymore than I already hate myself.

You cannot see something like that.

You could get arrested for assault!

You could get expelled for this!

You could give me some pointers.

You could go see her. It's what you suggested I do in

You dance like you got your feet caught in bear traps.

You did "Giants in the Sky" from Into the Woods.

You did everything you could do.

You did good, Dad.

You did help the program.

You do deserve this.

You do know that next year,

You don't have a choice; I can't come with you.

You don't have to sleep on the bus.

You don't know what it's like to be worthless,

You don't want to keep any of this?

You don't want to marry me?

You got my word.

You got this.

You got to have these experiences on your own. Wait a minute.

You got to have these experiences on your own...

You gotta move through that fear and expectation. At least that's what real stars do.

You guys are gonna do great today.

You guys don't need me... carry on.

You guys really want this.

You guys were meant to be.

You had a lot to lose,

You have two chaperones already

You just be sure to bottle feed it

You just have to remember

You keep it.

You know how hard long distance relationships can be.

You know how many football games or concerts

You know how sorry I am.

You know what we're gonna do?

You know what,

You know what? I know that after Beth was born,

You know who I was really impressed with?

You know why?

You know you push my buttons!

You know, I read you to bed,

You know, I tried his microbrew. It sucked.

You know, it's weird 'cause that's how

You know, our first Regionals and last year,

You know, Puckerman...

You know, when I first laid eyes on you, Q,

You know, you and me, we're badasses.

You know, you can have that thing if you want.

You know, you really are our "Unique Factor."

You lied to us.

You made 'em ready for three years.

You may not be able to handle it, but maybe Unique can.

You must be so excited to ditch that Cheerios! uniform

You need to drive Is your Hyundai gassed up?

You okay?

You okay?

You okay?

You only saw me for the ways that we're the same.

You ran into obstacles with your breath work,

You remember that video that

You remember that, uh, that bear of a lineman I told you

You said I showed promise.

You should just get up right now and leave.

You think we're gonna win Nationals?

You told us once that, you know,

You told us you were leaving him.

You want props to move around?

You want to bet me

You want to fight, fine. But not here.

You were kind enough to let me wear it again,

You were on the football team.

You were one of the most

You were wearing a unitard.

You won't regret it, I promise.

You would do that for me?

You, too.

You'll find your garbage father.

You'll get your change next year.

You'll have your chance next year.

You're a junior.

You're alive!

You're better.

You're bonded for life.

You're doing it, and so you are you, Tina.

You're Finn Hudson, and you want to be an actor.

You're going to be the lead female vocalist.

You're gonna go so far, kiddo.

You're gonna go there in the fall.

You're gonna have to have an attitude adjustment.

You're gonna spend four years of your life there

You're graduating, I'm not.

You're joining the Army?

You're just projecting, all right?

You're my first.

You're my friend our friend.

You're nervous about finding out about school,

You're no doubt aware that you would be

You're nothing like me.

You're on the 4:25 to New York.

You're our secret weapon, Rachel Berry,

You're selfish for making me feel this way,

You're so on.

You're so selfish!

You're so used to getting.

You're still wearing your wedding ring.

You're the guy that ate

You're the guy who caught the winning touchdown

You're trying to gnaw them off.

You're welcome. It's already got over three million hits.

You're, like, our Teacher of a Lifetime.

You're... you're always so amazing.

You've got a record!

Youngsters getting married,

Your ambient body temperature back down to normal.

Your Bohemian Rhapsody was, like, the benchmark performance

Your dad made his choices, and the Army has rules,

Your dads are gonna meet you there and they're gonna,

Your graduation present.

Your graduation present.

Your oohs and aahs are always on pitch,

Your optimism if very sexy.

Your sniping is as expository as it is wrong.

Your turn, Rachel.

Your voice is being stifled right now, in the Glee Club.

Your winner, and still a loser. (chuckles)

51st Ward Alderman Martin Fong!

500 bucks.

Aren't we supposed to be enemies? Yeah, but that's not how we roll in the New Directions. Not really our style.

: I remember the first day of school this year.

...all the way from Oregon the Portland Scale Blazers!

...but you teach your students how to dream.

...from McKinley High in Limo, Ohio,

...six, seven, eight.

'Cause I already know the dance!

'Cause I know I can't lose my cool anymore,

'Cause it's not funny. We're gonna be late.

'cause that's exactly how I turned out!

'Cause unlike you, I got a lot to lose.

'cause you're going Dumpster diving.

'Cause you've been kind of giving me a weird vibe lately.

"...Coming Back to Me Now."

"Business in the front..."

"Dear Finn, great knowing you.

"Go see Carmen Tibideaux in person

"Hey, I remember her from way back when."

"Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

"What A Feeling," from Flashdance,

"You know, I did hundreds and hundreds of movies.

("What a Feeling" intro playing)

(all chanting): Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!

(all giggle)

(applause and cheering)

(applause and cheering)

(applause, whistling fades)

(applause, whooping)

(applause)

(applause)

(applause)

(applause)

(audience cheering, applauding)

(audience cheering, stomping)

(beat picks up)

(beep)

(beeping)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

(Beyoncé's "All the Single Ladies" begins)

(Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" begins)

(Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" begins)

(cheering and applause)

(cheering wildly)

(cheering wildly)

(cheering, whooping)

(cheering)

(cheering)

(cheers)

(chuckles)

(crowd yelling)

(door opens) Ted...

(doorbell rings)

(Elton John's "Pinball Wizard" begins")

(gasps) Are you serious?

(groans)

(groans) We need to vote now.

(Grouplove's "Tongue Tied" begins)

(grunts)

(Guys & Dolls' "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" plays)

(horn honks)

(inhales deeply)

(Jason Mraz's "I Won't Give Up" begins)

(keys jingling)

(kids cheer)

(kids laughing) ♪ Sit down ♪

(kids yelling)

(LadGaga's "The Edge of Glory" begins)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) Last night was...

(laughs) No such luck.

(laughs) Shall we?

(Madonna's "I'll Remember" begins)

(Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" begins)

(New Radicals' "You Get What You Give" begins)

(Nicki Minaj's "Starships" begins)

(over P.A.) New Directions, line up.

(pen scratching on paper)

(phone buzzing) Oh...

(piano plays flourish)

(Queen's "We Are the Champions" begins)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell ringing)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings)

(school bell rings) You're being selfish.

(sewing machines whirring)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) But, Will, they're ready.

(sighs) Hey.

(sighs) I really wish we weren't going first.

(slowly strumming intro to Rod Stewart's "Forever Young")

(sniffles)

(sniffles): this is for you.

(sobbing)

(sobbing): I can't believe that this is happening right now.

(sobs)

(song ends, cheering)

(song ends, everybody cheers)

(song ends)

(song ends)

(song ends)

(song ends)

(song ends)

(song ends)

(Taylor Swift's "Mean" intro playing)

(tempo builds)

(The Beatles' "In My Life" begins)

(vocalizing)

(voice breaks): I don't see how that's possible,

(voice breaks): I'm sorry.

(voice breaks): Nobody thinks anything hurts us, but it does.

(whistles)

(whistling)

(whooping, cheering)

(whooping)

(wild applause and cheering)

(wry chuckle)

(yawning)

♪ ...ever young ♪

♪ ...ever... ♪

♪ 'Cause another brother noticed me ♪

♪ 'Cause even the stars, they burn ♪

♪ 'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you ♪

♪ 'Cause if you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪

♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪

♪ 'Cause we're so high ♪

♪ 'Cause you believed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A little of the glory of... ♪

♪ A pinball wizard ♪

♪ A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist ♪

♪ A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist ♪

♪ A place in this world ♪

♪ A place in this world ♪

♪ A place in this world for me ♪

♪ A place in this world for me ♪

♪ Age 14, we got you down on your knees ♪

♪ Ah ah ah ♪

♪ Ah ah... ♪

♪ Ah ah... ♪

♪ Ah yeah... ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ Ai yi yi yi ♪ ♪ It was long ago ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ All that I can do ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All the single ladies ♪

♪ All these places have their moments ♪

♪ All you are is mean ♪

♪ Always has a replay and never tilts at all ♪

♪ And a liar ♪

♪ And all the kids at school ♪

♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪

♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪

♪ And all you're ever gonna be is mean ♪

♪ And alone in life and mean ♪

♪ And bad mistakes ♪

♪ And don't give two cents, whoo! ♪

♪ And everything that goes with it ♪

♪ And faith to take chances ♪

♪ And faith to take chances ♪

♪ And faith to take chances ♪

♪ And faith, oh, to take chances ♪

♪ And forget the pain is real ♪

♪ And I ain't gonna lose ♪

♪ And I banished every memory ♪

♪ And I can see you years from now in a bar ♪

♪ And I can't remember where or when ♪

♪ And I finally have a reason why ♪

♪ And I finally have a reason why ♪

♪ And I hope when I get old I don't sit around ♪

♪ And I just knew my eyes ♪

♪ And I said to myself, sit down ♪

♪ And I'll remember ♪

♪ And I'll remember ♪

♪ And I'm hanging on a moment ♪

♪ And I'm hanging on a moment with you ♪

♪ And I'm hanging on a moment with you ♪

♪ And in my heart, you'll always remain ♪

♪ And in my heart, you'll always stay ♪

♪ And in the end, you're still my friend ♪

♪ And it was so much better ♪ ♪ It never felt so right ♪

♪ And it was so much better than it is today ♪

♪ And jt like them old stars ♪

♪ And leaves you with nothing, mister ♪

♪ And live like I see ♪

♪ And make it happen ♪

♪ And may sunshine and happiness surround you ♪

♪ And mean, and mean, and mean ♪

♪ And my curtain calls ♪

♪ And never had a girl ♪

♪ And now our bodies are oh so close and tight ♪

♪ And pathetic ♪

♪ And some remain ♪

♪ And the Devil will drag you under ♪

♪ And there was not another car in sight ♪

♪ And there were flashes of light ♪

♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪

♪ And touch the sky ♪

♪ And touch the sky ♪

♪ And we mean to go on and on and on and on ♪

♪ And we mean to go on and on and on and on ♪

♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪

♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪

♪ And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife ♪

♪ And we're worth it ♪

♪ And when you hold me like that ♪

♪ And who I am ♪

♪ And you hold me like that ♪

♪ And you're ever gonna be is mean ♪

♪ Are you real? ♪

♪ As if it happened only yesterday ♪

♪ As something new ♪

♪ At least we did intend for us to work ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Back in high school ♪

♪ Bad girls like me is hard to come by ♪

♪ Be courageous and be brave ♪

♪ Because of you ♪

♪ Because you loved me ♪

♪ Because you loved me ♪

♪ Because you loved me ♪

♪ Because you loved me. ♪

♪ Before I know who I want to be ♪

♪ Before I know who I want to be ♪

♪ Before I know who I want to be ♪

♪ Before I know who I'm gonna be ♪

♪ Before the whole human race ♪

♪ Before we go any further ♪

♪ Bein's believin' ♪

♪ Bein's believin' ♪

♪ Believed ♪

♪ Better than it is today ♪ It was so long ago ♪

♪ Break ♪

♪ Build a stairway to heaven with a prince or a vagabond ♪

♪ But all he kept talking about ♪

♪ But all you are is mean ♪

♪ But boring stories of... glory days ♪

♪ But committed no crime ♪

♪ But first, I got to find myself ♪

♪ But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall ♪

♪ But I can't seem to find the way ♪

♪ But I don't know how ♪

♪ But I just handed my pinball crown to him ♪

♪ But I want to know how ♪

♪ But I'll still be standing ♪

♪ But I'm always true to you, darlin', ♪

♪ But I've come through ♪

♪ But it's all coming back to me ♪

♪ But it's all coming back to me now. ♪

♪ But it's been no bed of roses ♪

♪ But it's so wrong tonight, yeah, baby ♪

♪ But nobody's listening ♪

♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪

♪ But someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪

♪ But when the night is falling ♪

♪ But when you touch me like this ♪

♪ By the dashboard light ♪

♪ By the scarf in back of your checkered coat ♪

♪ Call, call, call, call ♪

♪ Calling me out when I'm wounded ♪

♪ Can't forget ♪

♪ Can't forget ♪

♪ Can't hear no buzzes and bells ♪

♪ Can't stop 'cause we're so high ♪

♪ Can't stop ♪

♪ Can't stop ♪

♪ Can't stop ♪

♪ Champions. ♪

♪ Cloning while they're multiplying ♪

♪ Close my eyes, feel the rhythm ♪

♪ Come around, we'll kick you down, yeah ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come on now ♪

♪ Come on now ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Compares with you ♪

♪ Couldn't take it any longer Lord, I was crazed ♪

♪ Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson ♪

♪ Darling, in my way... ♪

♪ Do you love me? ♪

♪ Do you love me? Will you love me forever? ♪ ♪ Do you, do you love me? ♪

♪ Do you need me? Will you never leave me? ♪ ♪ Do you, do you need me? ♪

♪ Don't be mad once you see that he want it ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ Don't kiss me good night ♪

♪ Don't leave me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't leave me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't leave me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't let go ♪

♪ Don't let go ♪

♪ Don't let go ♪

♪ Don't let go ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Don't let go, you've got the music in you ♪

♪ Don't pay him any attention ♪

♪ Don't see lights a flashing ♪

♪ Don't take me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't take me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't take me tongue tied ♪

♪ Don't wave no good bye ♪

♪ Don't wave no good bye ♪

♪ Don't wave no good bye ♪

♪ Don't... ♪

♪ Don't... ♪

♪ Down every road you roam ♪

♪ Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing ♪

♪ Enough ♪

♪ Even if the skies get rough ♪

♪ Ever since I was a young boy ♪

♪ Fake computer crashes, dying ♪

♪ Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson ♪

♪ FDA, big bankers buying ♪

♪ Felt so good ♪

♪ Felt so right ♪

♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪

♪ For all the love I found in you ♪

♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪

♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪

♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪

♪ For every dream you made come true ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ For people and things that went before ♪

♪ For... ♪

♪ For... ♪

♪ Forever young ♪

♪ Forever young ♪

♪ Forever young ♪

♪ Forever young ♪

♪ Forever... ♪

♪ From Soho down to Brighton ♪

♪ Get on the floor, floor ♪

♪ Give it up ♪

♪ Glory days ♪

♪ Glory days ♪

♪ Glory days, glory days ♪

♪ Glory days, well, they'll pass you by, glory days ♪

♪ Glory days. ♪

♪ Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife ♪

♪ God knows I'm tough ♪

♪ God knows we're worth it ♪

♪ God knows we're worth it ♪

♪ Going around this roundabout ♪

♪ Going around this runabout ♪

♪ Going to drink my fill ♪

♪ Got me feeling like I'm nothing ♪

♪ Got to have roots before branches ♪

♪ Got to have roots before branches ♪

♪ Hands up ♪

♪ Hands up ♪

♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪

♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪

♪ Hanging on a moment of truth ♪

♪ Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light ♪

♪ Have it all ♪

♪ He could throw that speedball by you ♪

♪ He plays by sense of smell ♪

♪ He's a pinball wizard ♪

♪ He's a pinball wizard ♪

♪ He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist ♪

♪ He's scored a trillion more ♪

♪ He's scoring more ♪

♪ He's scoring more ♪

♪ Health insurance, rip off, lying ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey... ♪ ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪

♪ Higher than any other ♪

♪ Higher than any other ♪

♪ Higher than any other ♪

♪ Higher than any other ♪

♪ Higher than any other ♪

♪ Higher than any other. ♪

♪ Hold tight ♪

♪ Hold tight ♪

♪ How do you think he does it? ♪

♪ How old is your soul? ♪

♪ Huh, huh ♪

♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh ♪

♪ I am music now ♪

♪ I am rhythm now ♪

♪ I am rhythm now ♪

♪ I am tough ♪

♪ I am tough ♪

♪ I can barely recall ♪

♪ I can have it all ♪

♪ I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life ♪

♪ I can really have it all ♪

♪ I can really have it all ♪

♪ I can see paradise ♪

♪ I consider it a challenge ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't think that I could really survive ♪

♪ I don't wanna be someone who walks away so easily ♪

♪ I feel the music in you ♪

♪ I finished crying ♪

♪ I got a reason that you should take me home tonight ♪

♪ I got to have roots before branches ♪

♪ I got to have roots before branches, oh, yeah. ♪

♪ I gotta know right now ♪

♪ I gotta know right now ♪

♪ I had a friend, was a big baseball player ♪

♪ I had to learn what I got and what I'm not ♪

♪ I just have to admit ♪

♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪

♪ I know I'm meant for something else ♪

♪ I learned ♪

♪ I love to dance ♪

♪ I love you more ♪

♪ I love you more. ♪

♪ I loved them all ♪

♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪

♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪

♪ I must have played them all ♪

♪ I need a man that thinks it's right ♪

♪ I played the silver ball ♪

♪ I said to myself, sit down ♪

♪ I see that you've come so far ♪

♪ I still can recall ♪

♪ I swore ♪

♪ I thank you all ♪

♪ I thought I was the Bally table king ♪

♪ I travel in stillness ♪

♪ I was walking in, he was walking out ♪

♪ I won't give up ♪

♪ I won't give up on us ♪

♪ I would love you till the end of time ♪

♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪

♪ I'll get real high ♪

♪ I'll give you an answer in the morning ♪

♪ I'll never break my promise or forget my vow ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ I'll remember. ♪

♪ I'm doing my own little thing ♪

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

♪ I'm everything I am ♪

♪ I'm getting closer ♪

♪ I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you ♪

♪ I'm here to stay and make the difference that I can make ♪

♪ I'm on the edge ♪

♪ I'm on the edge ♪

♪ I'm on the edge The edge, the edge ♪

♪ I'm on the edge with you. ♪

♪ I'm on the floor, floor ♪

♪ I'm praying for the end of time ♪

♪ I'm praying for the end of time ♪

♪ I'm right behind ♪

♪ I'm standing ♪

♪ I'm still looking up. ♪

♪ I'm up on him, he up on me ♪

♪ I'mma blow off my money ♪

♪ I've done my sentence ♪

♪ I've given you all my love ♪

♪ I've had my share of sand kicked in my face ♪

♪ I've made a few ♪

♪ I've paid my dues ♪

♪ I've taken my bows ♪

♪ If I have roots before branches ♪

♪ If I just listened to it ♪

♪ If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it ♪

♪ If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it ♪

♪ If you want more, more ♪

♪ In a world made of steel ♪

♪ In a young girl's eyes, glory days ♪

♪ In a young girl's eyes, glory days, glory days ♪

♪ In my fashion ♪

♪ In my life ♪

♪ In my life ♪

♪ In my life... ♪

♪ In the deep dark night ♪

♪ In the deep dark night ♪

♪ In the deep dark night ♪

♪ In the instant that you left ♪

♪ In the wink of a young girl's eye ♪

♪ Is it two, three? Leave a good tip ♪

♪ It never felt so good ♪

♪ It never felt so good ♪ ♪ And it was far away ♪

♪ It never felt so right ♪

♪ It never felt so right ♪ ♪ And it was so much better than yesterday ♪

♪ It was gone with the wind ♪

♪ It was long ago and it was far away ♪ ♪ It never felt so good ♪

♪ It was more than all your ♪

♪ It's all coming back ♪

♪ It's all coming back to me now ♪

♪ It's hard to feel the rush ♪

♪ It's like watching the night sky ♪

♪ It's where we know we both belong tonight ♪

♪ Just cried my tears, for three good years ♪

♪ Just sitting back trying to recapture ♪

♪ Laws allowed ♪

♪ Learn to be strong, I won't have to fake it ♪

♪ Let me sleep on it ♪

♪ Let me sleep on it ♪

♪ Let me sleep on it ♪

♪ Let's bump the beats till beddy bye ♪

♪ Let's do this ♪

♪ Let's do this ♪

♪ Let's do this one last time ♪

♪ Let's do this one more time ♪

♪ Let's go get away ♪

♪ Let's go to the beach, each ♪

♪ Let's stay up all night ♪

♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪

♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪

♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Light ♪

♪ Like it's your last chance ♪

♪ Looking any better than you did ♪

♪ Made of stone ♪

♪ Make you look like a fool, boy ♪

♪ May good fortune be with you ♪

♪ May the good Lord be with you ♪

♪ May your guiding light be strong ♪

♪ More, more, more, more ♪

♪ My best friend's house tonight ♪

♪ My eyes ♪ ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪

♪ My eyes and your eyes ♪

♪ My world is a better place ♪

♪ Never let me fall ♪

♪ No pleasure cruise ♪

♪ No time for losers ♪

♪ No time for losers ♪

♪ No, I won't ♪

♪ No, I won't give up ♪

♪ No, I've never been afraid to cry ♪

♪ No, I've never been afraid to cry ♪

♪ Now I'm dancing through my life ♪

♪ Now put your hands up ♪

♪ Now say you're mine ♪

♪ Now that I'm standing on my own ♪

♪ Now that I'm standing on my own ♪

♪ Of glory ♪ ♪ Glory ♪

♪ Of glory ♪ ♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ Of glory, yeah ♪ ♪ Of glory ♪

♪ Of the illusion ♪

♪ Of the world ♪

♪ Of the world ♪

♪ Of truth ♪ ♪ I'm hanging on a moment of truth ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh, oh, uh uh uh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, start to run and then I fall ♪

♪ Oh, take me to your best friend's house ♪

♪ Oh, the wind can come and do its best ♪

♪ Oh, why do I reach for the stars ♪

♪ Oh, will you love me forever? ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Whoo ooh ♪

♪ Oh, you're understanding ♪

♪ On us ♪

♪ One dance left ♪

♪ One dance left ♪

♪ One last time ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Ooh shah shah ooh shah shah ♪

♪ Ooh shah shah ooh shah shah ♪

♪ Ooh shah shah shah ooh shah shah ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪

♪ Or how ♪

♪ Out on the edge ♪

♪ Paradise by the dashboard light ♪

♪ Paradise. ♪

♪ Parking by the lake ♪

♪ Pictures come alive ♪

♪ Pictures come alive ♪

♪ Put my head in the clouds ♪

♪ Right on the limits ♪

♪ Right outside the window ♪

♪ Roaming north and south, east and west ♪

♪ Said to myself, sit down ♪

♪ Said to myself, sit down ♪

♪ Saw him the other night at this roadside bar ♪

♪ Say goodbye ♪

♪ Say goodbye to not knowing when ♪

♪ Shah shah shah ♪

♪ Shah shah shah ♪

♪ Shah shah shah shah shah ♪

♪ She's a mania, maniac... ♪

♪ Shining your love into my life ♪

♪ Silent tears, full of pride ♪

♪ Sit down ♪

♪ Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down ♪

♪ Sit down, you're rockin' the boat ♪

♪ Sit down, you're rockin' the boat ♪

♪ Sit down, you're rockin' the boat ♪

♪ Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down, sit down ♪

♪ Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down, sit down ♪

♪ Sleep on it ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, let me sleep on it ♪

♪ Sleep on it ♪ ♪ Let me sleep on it ♪

♪ Slumber party; pillow fight ♪

♪ So give me more, more ♪

♪ So I can end my time with you ♪

♪ So many things to do and say ♪

♪ So now I'm praying for the end of time ♪

♪ So polite, we're busy still saying please ♪

♪ Some are dead and some are living ♪

♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪

♪ Some forever, not for better ♪

♪ Some have gone ♪

♪ Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me ♪

♪ Someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪

♪ Someday I'll be living in a big old city ♪

♪ Sometimes I don't want to feel ♪

♪ Starlight Express ♪

♪ Starships ♪

♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪

♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪

♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪

♪ Started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave ♪

♪ Stop right there ♪

♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪

♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪

♪ Take your passion ♪

♪ Talking over a football game ♪

♪ Than I ever thought I might... ♪

♪ Than it is today ♪ ♪ And we were glowing like the metal ♪

♪ That all the tears turned to dust ♪

♪ That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪

♪ That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball ♪

♪ That I would love you to the end of time ♪

♪ That it's all coming back to me ♪

♪ That my body froze in bed ♪

♪ That we can possess ♪

♪ That you use against me ♪

♪ That's all I can do ♪

♪ The boat! ♪

♪ The edge ♪

♪ The edge, the edge, the edge ♪

♪ The love that you gave me ♪

♪ The more that it rains, the more I will grow ♪

♪ The Patron, on, let's go get it on ♪

♪ The tender wind that carried me ♪

♪ The truth in my whole life began ♪

♪ The way that you changed me ♪

♪ The way that you changed me ♪

♪ The world's new pinball lord ♪

♪ The zone, on, yes, I'm in the zone ♪

♪ Then here I am ♪

♪ There ain't a reason ♪

♪ There are places I remember ♪

♪ There has to be a twist ♪

♪ There is no one ♪

♪ There were days when the sun ♪

♪ There were moments of gold ♪

♪ There were nights of endless pleasure ♪

♪ There were nights when the wind was so cold ♪

♪ There's always a seed before there's a rose ♪

♪ There's so much they hold ♪

♪ They say what they gonna say ♪

♪ They were wishing they were me that night ♪

♪ Think I'm going down to the well tonight ♪

♪ Thinking about it, but I probably will ♪

♪ Thinking I can't get it all ♪

♪ This whole damn world can fall apart ♪

♪ This world is gonna pull through ♪

♪ This world is gonna pull through ♪

♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪

♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪

♪ Though it's cold and lonely ♪

♪ Though some have changed ♪

♪ Through it all ♪

♪ Through the lies you were the truth ♪

♪ Till I can't stand ♪

♪ Time after time ♪

♪ To be right where you are ♪

♪ To carry me that far? ♪

♪ To him ♪

♪ To him ♪

♪ To hurry up and arrive ♪

♪ To know who I am ♪

♪ To know who I am ♪

♪ To know who I am ♪

♪ To know who I am ♪

♪ To learn ♪

♪ To let go ♪

♪ To let go ♪

♪ To live like I see ♪

♪ To live like I see ♪

♪ To live like I see ♪

♪ To not knowing how to cry ♪

♪ Tonight, yeah, baby ♪

♪ Tonight, yeah, baby ♪

♪ Uh oh. ♪

♪ Uh, oh oh, oh, uh uh ♪

♪ Uh, oh oh, oh, uh uh ♪

♪ Up in a club, we just broke up ♪

♪ Wake up, kids ♪

♪ Was so cruel ♪

♪ Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things ♪

♪ We are the champions ♪

♪ We are the champions ♪

♪ We are the champions ♪

♪ We are the champions ♪

♪ We are the champions ♪

♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪

♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪

♪ We didn't break, we didn't burn ♪

♪ We got a lot ♪

♪ We got a lot ♪

♪ We got a lot ♪

♪ We had to learn how to bend ♪

♪ We only get what we give ♪

♪ We only get what we give ♪

♪ We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way and tonight's the night ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night ♪

♪ We're gonna go all the way, tonight's the night ♪

♪ We've got a lot to learn ♪

♪ We've got the dreamer's disease ♪

♪ Well, all right ♪ ♪ All right ♪

♪ Well, all right! ♪ ♪ All right ♪

♪ Well, come on ♪

♪ Well, he ain't got no distractions ♪

♪ Well, I hear the music ♪

♪ Well, I remember every little thing ♪

♪ Well, they'll pass you by, glory days ♪

♪ Well, time slips away♪

♪ Well, you can take me down with just one single blow ♪

♪ Were drying up forever ♪

♪ Were meant to fly ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What a feeling! ♪ Let's go to Nationals!

♪ What about this? ♪

♪ What makes him so good? ♪

♪ Whatever comes, I know how to take it ♪

♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ ♪ Oh, when I couldn't speak ♪

♪ When I don't have wings ♪

♪ When I look into your eyes ♪

♪ When I think of love ♪

♪ When the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave ♪

♪ When you touch me like this ♪

♪ When you're far from home ♪

♪ Where we can both fall far in love ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, oh oh, uh ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Why gotta be so mean? ♪

♪ Why you gotta be so mean? ♪

♪ Why you gotta be so mean? ♪

♪ Will you love me forever? ♪

♪ Will you love me forever? ♪

♪ Will you love me forever? Do you need me? ♪

♪ Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? ♪

♪ Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? ♪

♪ Will you make me your wife? ♪

♪ Will you never leave me? ♪

♪ Will you take me away? Will you make me your wife? ♪

♪ With lovers and friends ♪

♪ With that same big, loud opinion ♪

♪ With you, with you ♪

♪ With you, with you ♪

♪ With you, with you, with you ♪

♪ With you, with you, with you ♪

♪ Without my feet on the ground ♪

♪ Without the world caving in ♪

♪ Wrap around, take ahold of my heart ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I'm the edge ♪

♪ Yeah ah ah ah...! ♪

♪ Yeah, come on ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yes or no? ♪

♪ Yes, I'm always true to you... ♪

♪ You and I had ever made ♪

♪ You and me should be alone tonight, yeah, baby ♪

♪ You brought me fame and fortune ♪

♪ You can dance right through your life ♪

♪ You can't be mad at me ♪

♪ You cannot find the light ♪

♪ You decided to dip, and now you wanna trip ♪

♪ You feel your dreams are dying ♪

♪ You gave me faith 'cause you ♪

♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪

♪ You gave me faith ♪

♪ You have knocked me off my feet again ♪

♪ You must confess ♪

♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪

♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪

♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪

♪ You taught me that ♪

♪ You were always there for me ♪

♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪

♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪

♪ You were my strength ♪ ♪ You were my voice ♪

♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪

♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪

♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪

♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪

♪ You, pickin' on the weaker man ♪

♪ You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard ♪

♪ You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons ♪

♪ You'll be okay, follow your heart ♪

♪ You're all fakes, run to your mansions ♪

♪ You're in harm's way ♪

♪ You're rockin' the boat ♪

♪ You're rockin' the boat ♪

♪ You're rocking ♪

♪ You're the one who held me up ♪

♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪

♪ You've been my inspiration ♪

♪ You've got a reason to live ♪

♪ You've got a reason to live ♪

♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪ You've got the music in you ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ You've got the music in you. ♪

♪ Young. ♪

♪ ..

♪ A light in the dark ♪

♪ All alone I have cried ♪

♪ And may you never love in vain ♪

♪ But God only knows what I can do right now ♪

♪ But you don't know what you don't know ♪

♪ Do you love me? ♪

♪ Don't..

♪ Hold tight ♪

♪ I learned ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ I'll remember ♪

♪ Like Peter Pan up in the sky ♪

♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪

♪ The love that you gave me ♪

♪ To push the dangerous ♪

♪ Will you take me away? ♪