💬 Crazyhead - Season 1

A bald cat? Yeah, that could work.

A belt? With my pyjamas?

A big, nasty ass train full of demons!

A bridge...? A gateway.

A bungee jump doesn't give you herpes.

A bungee jump.

A canoe?

A facie Dei...

A farmer's wife?

A gateway will open between this world and the underworld.

A lever might be a better analogy.

A little something to whet your appetite, get your juices flowing.

A lot of people thought I was on my way

A near fatal dose of meow meow.

A necessary step in your little journey.

A new dawn.

A pole up the arse, can of lighter fluid. Bshh!

A pulse? Yeah.

A real bellend, apparently.

A ridiculously sexy, blood sucking monster.

A small pony if you wanted to.

Aargh!

About as bad as it can get.

About the size of your dick?

About, "big nasty arse train full of demons."

Actual shit.

After my dad died, he jumped bodies and came back.

Against me tent.

Agh!

Ah, ah!

Ah, are we here?

Ah, it won't take long, Raquel. Come on.

Ah, OK.

Ah! Arrrgh!

Ah. My tortillas.

Ah...

Ahhh!

All gentle and tender and then...

All glossy, and happy, and smelling really good...

All hell is going to break loose, literally.

All I ever wanted was for you to know I love you.

All right, I'm coming!

All right, love, bye bye.

All right. I'll go check the fuses

All that Latin stuff maybe you weren't saying it right.

All the ladies. Throw your hands up!

All the players.

All the time I was growing up, I felt like a freak.

All the way out here.

All this...

Always an option. Just putting that out there.

Always running towards the flames.

Always told me that he loved me, could never accept it accept him.

Amen.

Amy likes the smell of trees.

Amy likes to fish in the river.

Amy, please, there's nothing inside me.

Amy, please...

Amy, this is my brother, Tyler.

Amy, you OK?

Amy!

Amy! Amy!

Amy! C'mon!

Amy?

Amy.

An apple or a pear is fine.

An informed choice?

Anatomical?

And all he's thinking about is himself.

And an inflatable zombie.

And by "magic", I mean sleeping

And discover themselves.

And drink from it on special occasions.

And feed them to the badgers.

And Fiver goes looking for him but it's too late.

And hang out together,

And he shat himself. Literally.

And he's your dad, then you're...

And here we are.

And how am I supposed to do that?

And I always wanted to share a bed with a potty mouthed half demon.

And I can only do that if you tell me what happened.

And I guarantee, it would hurt.

And I will try and get our incredibly complicated plan

And I'm hitting the beach.

And I'm sorry I thought you were a crazy, weird freak.

And if they do, squish them with a big book.

And if we don't stop it, they'll all be possessed.

And it makes it harder for you to orgasm.

And it's not true. Gok Wan.

And just exactly how are you planning on stopping me, Goldilocks?

And just forgetting this entire thing!

And leave me for another lady

And listen, if girls stopped liking having their nipples pinched,

And Matt Lee pulled my knickers down when we were changing for PE?

And no matter how many times I rejected him, how much I hurt him...

And other labour intensive comfort foods.

And other metaphors. You're part of this thing now.

And potential sexual partner, of mine.

And prison...pussy for the rest of our lives.

And pussy.

And Raquel, it would be really great if you could figure out

And she didn't grow a really long neck.

And shit it out!

And so you saw people eating cheese and jogging.

And that's when the fun really starts.

And the legions of hell will come pouring through it.

And the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me

And the only way she can do that is by feeding on blood.

And we all know what happened to the dodos.

And we can try and figure this out together.

And we'd all have shiny hair, and amazing skin,

And what do they look like? Horrible.

And when the time's right...

And whose fault is that?

And you don't want that.

And you kissed me

And you told me you loved me...

And you, my friend...

And you... and you.

And you're telling me that you've lost her.

And you've been doing fine.

And you've never let anyone hurt me.

And your mum. Oh, yeah? And what's that?

And, how did it go?

Any time.

Any time. We'll facetime.

Anything with scales, gills...

Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you.

Anyway, this is me, so...

Anyway. I'll shut up and let you get on.

Are demons into figure skating or something?

Are my muffins burned?

Are those your pyjamas?

Are we ready to do this?

Are you getting in, or are you just going to stand there

Are you going out?

Are you going to a party?

Are you hearing me? I said I'll do it. I'm coming!

Are you high? You crazy bastard.

Are you naked? Is she naked?

Are you OK? I was so worried about you.

Are you OK? Maybe we should have gone to the hospital.

Are you OK? Um...

Are you ready?

Are you saying that this isn't a booty call?

Are you shitting me?

Are you sure you're OK to drive?

Are you telling me the future of our kind hangs on whether your

Are you thinking about Harry?

Are you turning round, or do I just talk to your reflection?

Are you wearing a different perfume?

Are you... Are you gay?

Argh call me!

Argh! Jeez...!

Arsehole won't be doing that again.

Arsehole!

Arsehole.

As a friend. You can love your friends.

As long as they've been around, people like us have been

As much as I'd like to hang around exchanging pithy insults,

As usual.

Ask her. Would you like to see my bedroom, Amy?

At the stroke of midnight,

Aw, no, no. No one's pelvic floor is what it used to be.

Baby sitter fancies some overtime?

Back on track, huh?

Badly.

Badminton?!

Balls out and the wind in our hair.

Balls out!

Balls out.

Balls.

Bam! I just knew you'd come back.

Be outside, where you normally pick me up. Yeah, I'll be about...

Because of who you are.

Because shit is about to get nasty.

Because that is step one right there. You piss on her!

Because that's 800 count Egyptian cotton.

Because they're going to pierce his heart with a shard of ice.

Because you're mine

Bed? Excellent choice.

Bedtime! Yes.

Before her big moment.

Before I clued you up,

Before I shove something in you.

Before you chow down, there's something I need you to do for me.

Being in the flat without Suzanne...

Besides, Amy doesn't need to know.

Bet you can practically taste it.

Better for who, eh? Cos I'm not loving it.

Between me and her dickhead brother.

Between this world and the underworld.

Big gloves pushing your face down.

Big pole! Right up their arse.

Big time.

Bitch.

Boom!

Born... to do this.

Brilliant, nicely done.

Bring it in, let's hug it out. I'm fine, really.

Burger King.

Busted!

But before you do that, just give me a chance to set out my stall,

But I can find out.

But I have to get home for my baby sitter.

But I really wanted her to see this.

But I will say this.

But I'm going to kill you anyway.

But if you want to do down it and go, that's fine.

But it looks like he's on acid.

But it's me you call when the shit's about to start flying.

But it's not OK to see me pissing in a bucket?

But now you're freaking out, you suddenly need my help.

But then I met you.

But there is one way your little boy gets to keep his mum.

But they know how to throw a party.

But they revived him.

But what it is ain't exactly clear

But you have to listen to me.

But you're not going to go all psycho on me, are you?

But you're unique, one of a kind.

By a gang of butch ice hockey players.

By fun, I mean apocalyptic slaughter.

Bye, Amy!

Bye, Amy. Bye.

Bye, bye bye bye.

Bye.

C'mon now.

Call me, any time, day or night.

Call me.

Call out if you need anything.

Can everyone stop staring at me?

Can I sleep in with you?

Can we dance upon...

Can you believe this shit?

Can you drink tea? Tea's good.

Can you see anything with an address on it?

Can you tell me what's up? What's going on?

Can you two stop undressing each other with your eyes?

Cat murdering bitch. It was a girlfriend.

Check down there.

Chill out?!

Class act!

Cock mouthed, but my heart is pure.

Cod.

Cold on your cheek.

Come get it.

Come get it. Come get it. Come get it. Come get it.

Come get some Raquel love.

Come on in.

Come on, Amy. Just tell us.

Come on, you beautiful, sexy bitch

Come on. Come get it.

Come over first thing in the morning.

Cos I'm not exactly comfortable with that.

Cos the sneak out, it's not cool.

Cos you were all flirting with her?

Could be.

Could you stay on for an extra couple of hours?

Could've been a lot worse.

Cracking is your pointy little rat face.

Cross my heart.

Dad...

Dancing to my rhythm

De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.

Deal's a deal, right?

Deficit fumus deficiant et jus...

Define, "interested."

Definitely.

Delivered the ice sculpture?

Delusional, shitty little princess with a big spoon face?

Demon prick. Where?

Demons have walked among us.

Demons usually make you infertile, turn you into a big Jaffa.

Denial, as in a state of denial.

Depends what you mean by destiny.

Destiny...

Dickhead.

Did I not tell you that?

Did it involve shitting in a sleeping bag? No.

Did they have sex with your mum?

Did you check for a pulse?

Did you find anything?

Did you know they don't have an Accessorize out here?

Did you participate in a campfire circle jerk?

Did you really just ask me that?

Did you think we would just frighten one of them?

Didn't even put any shoes on. Well...

Didn't I?

Didn't think you'd come into work today.

Dirty bastard

Disgusting.

Do I have to tell you that I love you?

Do I look like a mechanic to you? Uhh uh.

Do it!

Do it.

Do not go out there.

Do we need to?

Do you believe in destiny, Raquel?

Do you er, would you ever think about selling?

Do you have any friends?

Do you have any preferences where we bury her?

Do you know how sick I am of hiding in here,

Do you know where she might have gone? A friend's house, or...

Do you need a belt with those?

Do you reckon they keep those gloves on when they're doing it?

Do you remember when we were eight,

Do you see me losing my shit and showing myself?

Do you see me?

Do you sell spades?

Do you think I did the wrong thing by letting him wait? No

Do you think one of you could take his muffins out the oven?

Do you want a beer?

Do you want a Starburst?

Do you want me to beg?

Do you want me to come over?

Do you want to come and sit outside?

Do you want to come inside?

Do you want to feel like you're being nailed by a very trippy horse?

Do you want to get a coffee?

Do you want to say anything?

Do you want to stop being a total dick and pour me a glass of wine?

Do you want to tell me what happened?

Do you, er, do you think you can take care of her?

Do you? Yes. I have a shift tomorrow, at one.

Does it have to be so...

Doesn't find it easy connecting with people.

Doesn't seem like her. Her?

Don't do it.

Don't do this.

Don't end the world for his limp dick.

Don't get too close. You're too close!

Don't go balls out.

Don't involve him in this. Don't do that to him.

Don't know why I even try. She thinks I'm a freak. Don't say that.

Don't know.

Don't let it end like this

Don't let them burn.

Don't look at me like that.

Don't move.

Don't say that.

Don't stop breathing, dumbass.

Don't touch me, you prick.

Don't you even think about going up there on your own.

Don't..

Dr Weaver.

Drag Me Down by Weaves

D**** your arms around me and softly say

Drifting for you

Drive round, bitch! Oh, my days.

Drive you nuts.

Drive. Go, go! What did you get?

Eating their Coco Pops,

Eeny,

Eh. Yeah. Me, too

Emma Lawrence, the girl in the wheelchair.

Enjoy your breakfast

Enjoy your bungee jump. Mm.

Er, he was stung by a bee, he's allergic.

Er, kind of in a hurry to get in a traffic accident.

Er... Nothing. That was probably a deer or a badger.

Erm, yeah, sorry.

Erm...

Et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti...

Even when it cost her, she was always there.

Ever

Ever since I came off my meds, they make me come really hard.

Ever since I was 14, I've been wasting these pricks,

Ever since I was 14, I've been wasting these pricks.

Ever.

Every night

Every night you've got to save me

Every night...

Everybody look What's going down?

Everything that's happened,

Everything we've been through together.

Everything we've done,

Ex's and oh's...

Except all those other people who got possessed.

Execution was beautiful.

Falling on you

Faster, slower..

Fat sister Pete?

Feels like a long time ago.

Find another hill. I'm not finding another hill. You don't own it.

Find their dickhead friend, and check the first aid kit.

Fine you're obviously in some kind of trouble, so...

Fine. I'll go and wait in the car

Fit sister Pete?

Flick the fast forward switch and get to the jiggy bit

Flip it on its head. Flip my brother's head.

Foofoo, really?

For fuck's sake!

For fuck's sake.

For her, because she's a demon.

For sheer entertainment value?

For the phone signal. Right. Mm.

For you.

Foxes having sex.

Friends who are alive and extremely gullible?

Friends, we tell each other things.

Frosty snatch, are you being for real?

Gates of hell equals vagina.

Gay Simon? Weird Simon? Simon One Ball?

Gentle snow

Get away from everyone, you know.

Get her Little Miss Shit Wouldn't Melt In My Mouth!

Get it right, she should be fine, touch wood.

Get me a big dick size shard of ice.

Get off!

Get out there, you furry tit! Come out!

Get Raquel. Go!

Getting killed? Who are you?

Getting my head around this.

Getting yourself out there.

Gifted.

Girl I'm thinking of rides a skateboard.

Girl wants to feel alive again.

Give her a taste.

Give it time.

Go batshit crazy and slaughter their entire families and all their pets?

Go left.

Go on, then. Enjoy.

Go to the shop and buy some more.

Go up...

Go, go!

Go!

Go! Go after them!

Go.

God. Believe that? It's so rude.

Going to all that trouble with Suzanne, I mean,

Going to go psycho on them.

Going to have a scar? What?

Goldfish... Mm.

Good choice. Tangy lime.

Good guy demon, you and him, you friends?

Good luck with that.

Good try, cutie pie.

Good you're helping her out with this...stuff

Good. OK. Got it, tent boy, and I'll message you mine as soon as I get signal.

Goodnight another bad morning...

Got any... plans for the next few weeks?

Got the devil's disease

Gotcha.

Gotta raise a little hell...

Grab yourself a seat.

Great! Great. I'm really happy for you.

Green or red?

Guess being a demon doesn't necessarily make you a bad dad.

Guess she's going to find this kind of upsetting.

Guess that makes more sense, cos she's a local.

Guess we better pack our bikinis.

Guinea pigs. They were three for two.

Guys like that only understand one thing

Ha.

Had an Indian takeaway last night.

Half demon.

Halloween,

Hands and... relax.

Happy Halloween.

Hats off, really.

Have a little lie down as well.

Have I got a surprise for them!

Have you been eating garlic?

Have you noticed how all Asian guys basically have the same hair style?

Have you seen this? Practically everyone we know

Hazel's dead.

He always had to be careful not to get angry or upset...

He always said I was special.

He came out of nowhere.

He can make stuff fly.

He didn't care about you. I do.

He fancies you, so he's probably just thinking about his dick.

He got drunk last night and shaved his cat.

He has to wear kneepads and a helmet.

He just ran out in front of me. I think he's dead.

He just started seeing this girl.

He knows nothing about women.

He never gave up on me. He wouldn't give up.

He possessed my real dad, and jizzed inside my mum.

He put the devil in me

He really cares about you. This whole seeing the future thing...

He said there's a real nasty prick out there.

He said there's some demon prick after me.

He saved my life. You want me to ignore him?

He says, "Please, Daddy, I'm scared."

He sees another Max.

He used to call Mum's vagina a foofoo.

He walked to the ocean to make salt.

He wants you gone.

He wants you to call him. Yeah, I know. It's seriously weird...

He was attacking you.

He was right.

He was with his wife, it was so embarrassing,

He wore glasses.

He'd get mad and all the electronics in the car would get fried.

He'll be back later. OK.

He's a lying shit!

He's a pit bull.

He's always been there.

He's an emotional paraplegic.

He's asking for me.

He's had her for years. Then the girlfriend has to go.

He's just a guy I know.

He's like a leech on my dick, just

He's looking at me. It's like he knows why we're buying him.

He's my dad.

He's my demon dad.

He's not bringing me a little toy plane and a T shirt

He's not seeing the bigger picture.

He's not so good his cat got run over.

He's possessed. He saved us. Why would he do that? Why would he do that?

He's so embarrassing. Can we have a word?

He's the guy I saw attacking you!

He's the guy! The guy you got in the car with,

He's very excited that I pissed on him.

He's your dad.

Head down, balls out.

Hell, the underworld, whatever you want to call it.

Hello, Raquel.

Hello?

Hello? Amy?

Hello.

Help me!

Help yourself.

Her arsehole? No, I do not think it should be her arsehole!

Her body was here and her head was somewhere over there,

Her dying like that... it's not your fault.

Her soul came trip trapping back over the bridge into this world.

Her.

Here we all are, hmm.

Here's an idea, why don't you show Amy your bedroom?

Hey, can I borrow your car? Where you going?

Hey, honey. Are you with us?

Hey, I thought that was you.

Hey, I was calling you. I know.

Hey, isn't it a bit cruel keeping your dog in the boot like that?

Hey, man. Guess what?

Hey, no, you...shy away from intimacy. It's no biggy.

Hey, Raquel? You should really see this.

Hey, Suzanne. How are you?

Hey, you're in?

Hey!

Hey! Hey.

Hey! What's going on?

Hey? What's that, buddy?

Hey.

Hey. Hey. I'm just leaving.

Hey. Hi. Who's your friend?

Hey. How's it going? It's great.

Hey. How's my boy?

Hi, Matt.

Hi, this is Raquel's phone, leave a message after the tone.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Dr Weaver from the Psychiatric Referral Unit.

Hi. Suzanne's alive! She came back to life.

Hi. Where's my car?

His dad says, "Max, there's no such thing as monsters."

His dad's tucking him into bed at night, kisses him,

His face swelled up.

His girlfriend obviously does things for him that the cat is

His girlfriend? Shave the cat numb nuts.

Hit it.

Hitting fans and splattering faces.

Hm, they're getting jiggy.

Hm, very sensible.

Hm.

Hmm?

Hmm. Because that would be very weird.

Hmm. Ouch, that looks painful.

Honestly.

Hopefully not, but it happens.

Hopefully, I shouldn't be too much longer.

Hoping that the guy figures it out for himself?

How are we doing? Are you...? Will you please shut up!

How are you feeling now?

How big?

How come we can see them? It's just how our brains are wired.

How come you know about this place?

How come?

How did you find me?

How did you know? That shit stops you seeing them.

How do I get him out of her?

How do I get him out of her? You have to perform an exorcism.

How do you mean?

How does that sound?

How is she?

How many do you reckon she'll get through in a day?

How much she would like to see it. Weren't you, Amy?

How much you've done for her.

How weird is that? You were possessed.

Hugely disappointing, but I'll get over it, eventually.

Huh.

Hundreds of years, waiting in the darkness.

Hunting them down and shoving wooden poles up their arses.

Hurry!

I already lost one friend.

I always wanted to share my bed with a crazy seeing the future lady.

I am Baleros of the ancient ones,

I am itching to see it.

I am not having sex with your brother just so you can have a chat

I appreciate the offer, but the grass is fine.

I ate the sweet. Thank you.

I bet you do.

I better go. OK.

I can come over and check her out.

I can lose a pint or two.

I can't believe you're the same confused, scared,

I can't do that.

I can't do this without you.

I can't end up like my mum.

I can't let you go.

I can't live this way.

I can't stop thinking about Suzanne.

I can't tell who is a demon and who isn't.

I can't wait to see the look on her face when you take it off.

I can't. Rejections hurt his feelings.

I can't. What are you talking about?

I come out here sometimes,

I could find a paedophile, or a rapist

I could have just put it in my phone.

I couldn't be there when he woke up. It's beyond embarrassing.

I couldn't let you kill Raquel

I couldn't let you kill Raquel.

I couldn't stop them killing my dad.

I couldn't.

I cut myself so Suzanne could feed.

I deserve better.

I did not sign up for this.

I did say you were on their radar

I did some brawly shit today.

I didn't find no cure. I know why she's a revenant.

I didn't have anything to sleep in.

I didn't think I'd ever have this with someone.

I didn't want to lie to you.

I don't care how hungry you are, you're my best friend.

I don't even know what that is.

I don't have a mum.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know about you...

I don't know what half this shit means.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know what to do, I need your help.

I don't know what to say to her.

I don't know what you're saying

I don't know.

I don't know. Where is she?

I don't know. They're keeping me in some old factory.

I don't need you to protect me. I never have.

I don't remember.

I don't suppose you know where she is?

I don't think I can fight this any longer.

I don't think so, cos I don't like your face.

I don't think that's weird at all.

I don't think you should be on your own.

I don't understand it. She should have been fine.

I don't want to blow smoke up your arse,

I don't want to die.

I don't want to sound melodramatic, but I want to change the world.

I feel better.

I feel like I'm losing her.

I feel like my little girl grew a set of balls lady balls.

I feel myself being pulled back, like I'm being sucked out of there.

I find myself an innocent bystander and beat them to death with my bare

I forgive you. It all worked out.

I gave you a simple task.

I get it.

I get it. What about you what are you doing out here?

I got a lot on my mind.

I got hiccups the other day.

I got that.

I got the all clear. The tumour, it's gone.

I guess that was bound to happen eventually.

I guess they had some kind of chocolate cake.

I guess they were going canoeing.

I guess we're both pretty weird.

I guess..

I had me a boy, turned him into a man

I had sex with Mr Williams

I had to come back to town.

I had to leave an awards ceremony early.

I hate to point out the obvious contradiction

I hate to ruin this beautiful and touching moment,

I hate to unload and run but if I don't see my therapist,

I have something that she wants.

I have to feed. No.

I have to go, too.

I have to go.

I have to see him.

I have to work. OK, another time. Definitely.

I have to.

I have work.

I haven't fed.

I haven't offered you a beer. Do you want a beer? No.

I heard something. Yeah, what's that?

I hope he's going to be awake for the main event.

I hope you're feeling as horny as I am.

I hope you're not having second thoughts about him being possessed.

I intimate touching

I just thought it would be a useful analogy.

I just want to go home.

I just want to say that you will not be disappointed.

I killed you.

I know

I know exactly where I'm ramming my horn!

I know exactly which buttons to press.

I know how it feels to be totally consumed by lust and desire.

I know how to stop it!

I know how to stop it.

I know how you feel about him, but he's just one person.

I know how you feel about me.

I know I give you fever tonight

I know that's you. That's my jacket!

I know you do.

I know you're probably about to go do some heavy petting

I know you're upset,

I know you're upset, and angry... You have no idea.

I like that about us.

I like your hair. Thanks.

I locked myself out.

I love you! I love you.

I love you.

I made you feel better.

I mean, I guess it will grow back.

I mean, she'd kill me for saying it, but she

I mean, that is beyond gross! You wipe your arse with meat

I mean, who carries a semen thermometer?

I mean, with Raquel, in her bed with her.

I met a girl today.

I missed you.

I need a shard of ice.

I need an ice pole.

I never thought he'd actually do it.

I oral pleasure / full penetrative sexual intercourse,

I passed my driving test having consumed

I prefer demon hunter or kick ass hell bitch.

I put a spell on you

I really don't see there's anything to be gained from keeping her around.

I really don't think that's a good idea.

I really don't think you need to worry about her anorexia any more...

I really like you, as a friend.

I really need a wee. Have you got the key?

I really needed that.

I really wish you hadn't. Hey, it ain't always pretty.

I remember that field trip.

I respect that.

I said it's very interesting.

I said, oh watch out I ain't lying...

I said, you gave it to me.

I save Raquel, or I die trying.

I saw a light through the trees.

I saw her running through the woods.

I saw it.

I saw Suzanne running through the woods and then it happened

I saw this building.

I saw what she can do. It scares her.

I screwed it up.

I screwed up.

I see them too.

I see things.

I see you got my bracelet?

I should crack your skull like an egg.

I should go.

I should have pinched your arm. Next time.

I shouldn't have blamed you.

I shouldn't have said anything about Mr Williams. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have treated you like that.

I showed him all the things that he didn't understand

I sound like a pretentious dick, don't I?

I started to get really cold and I just thought, "Screw this. I'm just going to walk home."

I still don't get why they took her and left me.

I swear to God,

I think I can see the future.

I think I'm going to die.

I think I'm just going to...

I think I'm...

I think it's time we remove her from this complicated equation.

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound?

I think one of your tits is bleeding.

I think so. It made me wet the bed.

I think that's you.

I think we can manage that.

I think you can do better with spoon face, but the attitude?

I think you're making a huge mistake.

I thought I told you to wait inside the car.

I thought I was crazy and then I met you.

I thought I was crazy.

I thought if I could stop that happening

I thought she'd be OK.

I thought that was the obvious place. You think it should be

I thought we'd exorcise her and the three of us would be friends,

I thought you were dead.

I thought you were just a pair of tree loving lesbians.

I told that to Simon Hall on the geography field trip

I use sliced bread to clean myself.

I used to play a lot of badminton.

I waited over 800 years for someone like you.

I wanna be

I wanna taste the way that you bleed

I wanna taste the way that you bleed, oh

I want my friend back, you sick freak!

I want my friend back.

I want real love, baby

I want to be

I want to suck the life out of her and spit her into the underworld.

I want to taste the way that you bleed

I want you to call your little blonde friend,

I wanted to stop.

I wanted to.

I was actually worried she might be anorexic.

I was attempting a one and a half flip tuck axel stag jump.

I was going to make lasagne.

I was going to say it was hereditary, but...

I was going to snap her neck like a chip stick,

I was ignoring you.

I was just... having a cup of tea.

I was looking for Raquel Francis.

I was out for a ramble.

I was thinking about all the people waking up possessed down there.

I was wrong about him.

I was.

I wasn't creeping up on you. I was walking. This is my walk.

I wasn't sure what to think.

I wasn't, so don't even go there.

I won't do it!

I won't let it.

I won't let the pricks do this to us.

I would love to see your bedroom.

I wouldn't say I was totally uninterested.

I... I had a really long wee before we came out.

I... Shh, we have both waited a long, long time for this.

I... was...

I...just need somewhere to crash.

I'd believe you. Suzanne?

I'd like to. Really?

I'd never hurt you. I'd never shit on you,

I'll be back. Got you!

I'll bring my arse pole. Oh, yeah. You should.

I'll call you.

I'll call you. OK, bye.

I'll come back, as soon as it's safe.

I'll do anything.

I'll do anything. The pricks you're with, they took our friend.

I'll do it.

I'll draw them away, you lock the doors.

I'll find you something to sleep in.

I'll get the muffins. There's a cooling tray in the oven door.

I'll get you something to eat.

I'll make some calls.

I'll message him. Thanks.

I'll miss him. It's like when my dad went to America for work.

I'll see if my baby sitter can stay on for an extra couple of hours.

I'll see you soon.

I'll tell him everything.

I'll try not to.

I'll wait here and then I want to hear all about these ducks, yeah.

I'm a flower, you're my bee

I'm a hand grenade. Some prick's about to pull the pin.

I'm afraid she's not been entirely straight with you on that.

I'm all done. You can have your hill back.

I'm avoiding eye contact.

I'm back in my body. I can't breathe...

I'm behind this whole legions of hell thing.

I'm being weird.

I'm broke, I need the money

I'm coming back for this bad boy.

I'm crossing the hill.

I'm curiouser than a cat.

I'm doing this for the benefit of all of us

I'm Dr Waverly, Judy's psychiatrist.

I'm fine! It's just the muffins!

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I don't want to be on my own tonight.

I'm glad it happened.

I'm glad we're both clear on that.

I'm glad you and Raquel are mates.

I'm going in. You should wait here.

I'm going to catch you

I'm going to crack that big heart of yours wide open.

I'm going to get changed. Kind of ridiculous...

I'm going to get you Get you

I'm going to go and get my beer. Don't.

I'm going to go and sit on that bit of hill, over there.

I'm going to go for a cigarette.

I'm going to make an appointment for you to come and see me

I'm going to need a minute.

I'm going to rip your head off!

I'm going to the mother of all parties.

I'm going with no.

I'm gonna catch ya

I'm gonna catch ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya

I'm Harry.

I'm having a sleepover.

I'm having huevos rancheros. Have you ever tried it?

I'm hungry.

I'm joking, paranoid.

I'm just here with some friends,

I'm just the hired help.

I'm like you. Well, not physically.

I'm not a hell bitch. I work in a bowling alley.

I'm not above it.

I'm not even thinking about anything else, and neither should you.

I'm not familiar with their leisure pursuits.

I'm not going to have sex with your brother.

I'm not going to let some psycho demon possess you

I'm not pissing on her.

I'm not sleeping with anyone!

I'm not, I'm not filthy. I'm clean, I'm very, very clean.

I'm pretty sure that was Gandhi. The salt was Gandhi.

I'm pretty sure that's not an actual train.

I'm ready for the good life...

I'm really sorry..

I'm really worried about her.

I'm screwing with you...

I'm sharing that with you.

I'm Sid the Snake.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. You poor little thing. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about Suzanne.

I'm sorry about that.

I'm sorry about your dad.

I'm sorry I startled you.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've never had to worry about her before.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

I'm sorry we killed you, I really am.

I'm sorry what I said about people not calling you, just, you know.

I'm sorry, it's OK. I mean, you don't need to tell me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.

I'm sorry. Your faces.

I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.

I'm sure other stuff will come up as we go along.

I'm talking sirens, flashing lights, helicopters in the sky.

I'm thinking you could be very useful to me.

I'm turning.

I've been calling you.

I've been thinking about buying a flat around here as an investment.

I've got a lever, I just need to pull it.

I've got no idea what any of it is,

I've got real love maybe

I've got the jealous in me

I've got you.

I've just had it cut. I'm really happy with it.

I've seen this.

If a girl's possessed, can she get a frosty snatch?

If a guy's possessed, their semen's cold. Major warning sign.

If anyone asks, Suzanne's gone travelling.

If anything, I'm a better driver when I'm high.

If he can do it and he's your dad, it's... In his demon jizz.

If he loves his sister,

If he's...

If I make it through Halloween without having a stroke

If I'm crazy, you're crazy too. You think I don't know that?

If I'm going balls out,

If I'm taking the temperature of his semen, it's probably too late.

If I've run out of that, I used slices of ham.

If it wasn't you, who was it?

If someone cut him up when he was driving,

If Suzanne tries to eat you, zap her arse.

If that's true, how come she didn't feed on me? I spent all night spooning with her.

If the body they're in dies,

If the body they're in dies, they jump ship.

If they wanted to kill her, they could've done it in the forest.

If we don't bury her,

If we don't bury her, we're going to be eating prison food

If we were gay, we'd be the world's freakiest lesbian couple.

If you don't want to.

If you go back and they find you,

If you know where to look.

If you listen carefully, you can still hear it click.

If you make me, I'll tell Tyler.

If you want to go after him, maybe you should.

If you want to take a trip down memory lane,

If you're half human half demon, it seems you act like a bridge.

Imagine that idiot as a revenant.

In a cooler? In a tub of margarine? An empty crisp packet?

In either the metaphorical or literal sense of the word.

In his demon jizz is the same thing.

In my experience, people lose their phones.

In my mouth just to shut me up.

In nomine Patris,

In private?

In the kitchen. Your friend's here.

In their little demon panties.

In your dreams.

India, Nepal, other bullshit places people go to jerk off

Instead of trying to escape, they start whipping up pancakes

Is Amy with you?

Is everything all right?

Is going on?

Is going to get possessed by demons.

Is going to this Halloween Party.

Is he going to piss or shit himself?

Is he OK?

Is he Raquel's boyfriend?

Is she dead?

Is she seeing anyone? Amy, do you have a boyfriend?

Is that Beyonce? It's Raquel.

Is that like a pad Thai? Yeah.

Is that right?

Is that supposed to be funny?

Is that what you're telling me?

Is there a van? Oh...hadn't noticed.

Is there anything else you want to tell me?

Is what's going to make those gates

Is your dick big enough to pierce his heart?

Isn't really an option any more, is it?

It could be worse. It could have made you go number two. God!

It doesn't actually say like a lion,

It doesn't usually involve a penguin onesie.

It feels like my stomach is eating itself.

It felt like I was Nelson Mandela when

It hurts.

It hurts. All right, I get it.

It is going off! Whoo!

It is going to break her heart.

It is massive.

It is not OK. It is so far from OK.

It is, if you're just a girl who works in a bowling alley.

It just happened.

It kills me to say it, but...

It looks like they're pouring out of her lady hole.

It really hurts.

It ruined my life.

It says a lot about the guy.

It sounds ridiculous. Amy, I want to help you.

It tastes like shit, actual shit.

It was all dark. I could hear voices.

It was all me.

It was great.

It was heaven.

It was like I was there but there was nothing I could do about it.

It was my turn to look out for her.

It was nice to meet you.

It was Sawyer.

It was the bird that was early.

It... it was me.

It... it's just really, really bad timing.

It's 07700900545.

It's a '98 Petrus.

It's a basic design flaw.

It's a big decision. It's huge.

It's a few bruises.

It's a good look for you.

It's a letter. 83 Smith St, top floor.

It's a metaphor. OK.

It's a psychological condition

It's a shame you couldn't have p p p p picked up a penguin.

It's a whole new world.

It's a whole new you. Ooh, erm...

It's all been leading to this moment.

It's all good. Just getting some supplies.

It's all in the eyes. And between her thighs.

It's all in the wrist.

It's all red and juicy.

It's all red and puffy like a baboon's arse.

It's all your fault.

It's always a busy day for any mental health professional.

It's basically ecstasy, acid and horse tranquilliser.

It's beautiful.

It's because of me.

It's been a weird few days.

It's better if we don't tell you.

It's coming from the boot of your friend's car.

It's cool. You can stay as long as you want.

It's fine.

It's fine. I saw him the other day in the supermarket.

It's fine. I'll shut up and mind my own business.

It's foxes.

It's fried eggs, refried beans, rice and avocado served on corn

It's going to be a miracle.

It's good advice.

It's good for the soul.

It's good to see you.

It's Harry. He stopped breathing.

It's horrible.

It's how I pay my rent, it's how I buy food

It's incredibly rude, but it's fine.

It's interesting, though.

It's just a few twigs.

It's just cheese.

It's just something I've got to do. It's like...

It's just that Raquel's missed her last few appointments.

It's just until we find a cure.

It's just...sometimes you're a bit cold and standoffish. No, I'm not!

It's late for him.

It's like a poor man's wet wipe.

It's like blood

It's like in Watership Down, when Hazel dies,

It's like my driving test all over again.

It's Matt. He wants me to go over.

It's me. Suzanne, where are you?

It's messing with my head.

It's my dog.

It's my last two.

It's never happened before.

It's none of my business. It's my friend.

It's not a recipe for brownies, the Romans never even had brownies.

It's not healthy.

It's not ideal but...

It's nothing.

It's OK if you were.

It's OK, I get it.

It's OK!

It's OK.

It's OK. Even you pussies should be able to handle him now.

It's OK. It's always a risk.

It's one of the ways they can send him back to the underworld.

It's only going to get worse.

It's Pilates.

It's Raquel.

It's Raquel's boyfriend. She thinks he's cheating on her.

It's really excellent.

It's relentless. There's no support.

It's ridiculous. See, the thing is

It's so clear.

It's stuck.

It's the hair that causes the allergy.

It's the people who lie

It's the stuff you bought me for my birthday.

It's them.

It's time for me to shine

It's totally freaking me out.

It's utter madness.

It's very roomy.

It's what the pricks call us, it's so lame.

It's when you've got two blokes and... I can guess.

It's you.

It's your go.

Jabbing away at you like a...woodpecker or amphetamine.

Jake!

Jake! Say something!

Jake?

Jake? Jake? OK, yeah.

Jake... I know sometimes I can be rude, graphically, vulgar,

Jeez, you little bitch!

Jenga is way harder than I remember it.

Jesus, what the...

Jesus!You're really freaking me out.

Jesus.

Jesus. Did you have to bury me so far from home?

Jesus. You scared the crap out of me?

Jimmy! Jimmy! Get out of here!

Jimmy! Oh!

Jimmy.

Just a guy I know.

Just a hunch.

Just because I died, doesn't mean we can't snuggle. I'm cold.

Just chill out. "Chill out"?

Just drive.

Just driving around.

Just drying his T shirt.

Just hanging out, camping.

Just hold on. A few more seconds and we'll be out of here.

Just ignore him.

Just let me eat a rapist.

Just let me go. I won't feed on you. I wouldn't do that.

Just meeting you like this.

Just meeting you like this. I'm not saying it's anything it isn't...

Just once I'd like to lose my shit and show them who I really am.

Just pain, terror, and unimaginable suffering.

Just putting that out there. Jake...

Just so you know, I'm totally cool with it.

Just some big secret you want to keep to yourself. That's fine.

Just tell me. Amy...

Just while we figure out what's going on. You'll be safe there.

Keep hold of her

Keep smiling.

Kids, eh?

Kind of.

Last night I saw a guy.

Last night. What were you dreaming about?

Last Saturday, some dick in a BMW clipped Aaron's wheel.

Last time that we spoke you said you'd fallen out.

Leave me alone.

Legend. Go! All right.

Lesbians who like a pine fresh scent.

Lesbians who like it rough and dirty in a forest.

Less bovine.

Let me buy you a drink. One drink, a shot.

Let me go!

Let me know when you change your mind.

Let me put him to bed and then you can do what it is you need to do.

Let's get this shit storm started.

Let's go get your friend back.

Let's go with the forest.

Let's Jenga, bitches.

Let's just get on a plane.

Like a banana. Something dick shaped, then.

Like a dick. No.

Like a hooker's cooch.

Like a pair of lesbians?

Like a sweet cherry tomato ripening on the vine.

Like a whole new you. What's that supposed to mean?

Like an obedient, shitty little puppet.

Like gho o osts they want me

Like I said, full facial reconstructive surgery.

Like I said, some of them are not all totally bad.

Like one of those microwave popcorns.

Like they're burning inside.

Like... shooting a g****fruit in reverse.

Little bit of wee came out.

Look at this shit.

Look at you getting your hands dirty.

Looking around at their families thinking,

Looking radiant in the moonlight.

Looks like we might have an audience.

Looks like we might have to bring in a big gun to take him out.

Mainly sleeping.

Man. I need a cigarette.

Mandela was small shoes. He wasn't just about the shoes...

Max says, "Daddy, can you check for monsters under my bed?"

May I?

Maybe a place you two liked to hang out?

Maybe I never did take my head out my arse, not really.

Maybe I should let Poochy out so he can rip your stupid face off

Maybe I'd like to get to know him first. Do that after.

Maybe I'll see you back here tomorrow.

Maybe it takes a while to kick in. It's like your period. It's all peaches and cream, and then Boom!

Maybe that's a sacrifice he should be willing to make.

Maybe that's never going to change.

Maybe that's part of the reason why they're so pissy.

Maybe they have some out back.

Maybe you have to run toward it, balls out.

Maybe you should start thinking about who you're sleeping with.

Maybe.

Me and you, we make 'em crap in their panties.

Me too.

Me? I'm fine.

Me.

Meeny,

Mild and sweet.

Milk's off

Mind the bedbugs don't bite,

Miney...

Mm mm.

Mm, you hold me like you want me to stay

Mmm.

Mmm. Great. 'Night.

Mmm. Mm, now I'm going.

Mmm. You smell like my mum.

More than ten, less than 50.

Morning.

Most of you can't see them.

Move

Move, numb nuts.

Move.

Mr Snuggles?

Mr Williams? Mr Williams as in the geography teacher?

Mum said you were obsessed with it.

Mum, they're going to burn, Mum. OK, OK. Fine.

Mum? Who are they?

My baby sitter's on the clock

My boy was there.

My brother doesn't know about any of this stuff, OK?

My dad tried to warn me.

My dad's all human. He's useless, he really is.

My fault. That's right.

My friend ran him over and he's dead.

My God, Amy!

My hair is trashed.

My head is in your hands...

My head was pounding the worst migraine.

My Latin isn't perfect, I'm sorry.

My mask makes my face smell like balls.

My mum always said,

My mum got pregnant with me...

My mum spent her life running away.

My mum wasn't around much.

My nonna always said, "Speak softly, and if they don't listen",

My phone has not stopped.

My whole body was on fire.

Nah, nah. Not at all. Not remotely.

Need some help in here, please.

Next time.

Nice

Nice try, man.

Nice.

Nicely done.

Night night. Night.

Night.

No matter what you hear, you stay in bed.

No one likes to think of their boyfriend being bummed

No one, except us.

No shit.

No shoes... No shoes, that's a green light.

No such thing as a free lunch, right?

No, I don't think so. It's not like I always check.

No, I was just thinking...

No, I wasn't.

No, it's not. It's racist.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Shitting in a baguette, like they do in France?

No, no...

No, she went home, so you won't be getting any sex.

No, thank you

No, the lad that was in his bed was an impostor.

No, they don't really have haircuts in Thailand.

No, what I mean is the things you see, I see them too.

No, you shouldn't, because I am a strong, a powerful black woman.

No!

No! No, it's stupid.

No! No! No! No!

No! You said I could feed!

No? Green.

No.

No. Gok Wan, the stylist.

No. Hey!

No. I'm sorry.

No. It wasn't the worm.

No. No one is naked. Suzanne's alive. She came back to life.

No. No, I'm not. I work in a bowling alley.

No. No!

No. No.

No. Not really

No. OK. It's cool.

No. Really?

No. Say goodnight to Raquel.

No. When I feel it building up inside,

No..

No...

No...!

No...no...

Noisy pricks.

Not at all.

Not crazy

Not even close.

Not just cheese.

Not really, no.

Not really. Just having a quiet one.

Not Tuesday evenings before nine because I have Pilates.

Nothing in the rabbit warren will ever be the same.

Now I'm going. I'm going now. I'm going now.

Now unless you like licking floors, you have to move on,

Now you start crying?

Now you're telling me what I should do?

Now you've got my imagination running riot

Now, he is breakfast

Now, I'm not saying that was totally your fault, just...

Now, one of them saved my life.

Now, this is totally ruining it for me.

Now? Oh, no, it's not really a good time.

Now.

Nurse?

Of his holy fuckness...

Oh shit.

Oh, ah oh

Oh, ah, oh

Oh, all very intriguing and mysterious.

Oh, and you go

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God!

Oh, God. You've lost it.

Oh, he says he likes tequila.

Oh, I don't drink coffee, makes me shit, big time

Oh, I see you,

Oh, it worked. He's fine.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus. No. No. No.

Oh, man!

Oh, my God, are you OK?

Oh, my God, I thought you were... You're bleeding.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He did it.

Oh, no, I think that is laminate.

Oh, no. Come on!

Oh, oh oh

Oh, oh oh oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh oh

Oh, OK you two need to start telling me

Oh, one of the nurses got them for me.

Oh, please!

Oh, she doesn't know it yet, but she's special.

Oh, she's a real game changer.

Oh, shit. 'When playing with spirits things can go really...'

Oh, that sucks.

Oh, the ice rink, eh?

Oh, there she is.

Oh, this isn't me!

Oh, we did not think this through.

Oh, we've got another one straight after this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you make one joke.

Oh, you say, "Tomato," I say, "There's no tomatoes,"

Oh, you're definitely not a toaster.

Oh!

Oh! Are you gay?

Oh! Bloody phones!

Oh! Raquel!

Oh! That is cold on your knees

Oh.

Oh. Battery's flat.

Oh. No. It's nothing...

Oh. Oh, my...

Oh. Well, there should be some cough medicine in the bathroom cabinet

Oh. You are filthy.

Oh...

OK then. Let's exorcise the prick.

OK, any particular reason why?

OK, great.

OK, I have to go to the party venue, see about this backdrop.

OK, I'll ring you when I'm leaving.

OK, just checking.

OK, maybe more like 30.

OK, moving on!

OK, pricks.

OK, right, you go and wait in the car

OK, slow down, slow down.

OK, so that wasn't a great parallel.

OK.

OK. Anything else we need to apologise for?

OK. Erm, it's this way.

OK. Friends. That's cool.

OK. I'll see you later.

OK. I've got a million and one things to do.

OK. It's totally ridiculous.

OK. Just for a minute.

OK. Lay him down.

OK. No, um...

OK. Really?

OK. Something's come up.

OK. Thank you.

OK. This is getting weird. What is going on?

On ice?

On second thoughts,

One moment, it'll whisper in your ear

Only for a bit.

Ooh, don't leave me waiting

Ooh! When you went after the she prick on your own like that,

Open the door, you little bitch!

Open the door!

Open the door.

Or a dog.

Or a Nando's.

Or half a one.

Or if you're worried about Raquel, you call me.

Or they tell you they lose them.

Or you could come back to mine.

Other people wouldn't hang out with us.

Our hearts are free

Out of bed after having sex with my brother?

Outstanding Contribution To Psychiatry.

Over there!

Oy, oy!

Part of me wants to just be a girl who works in a bowling alley.

Passport, bikini, feminine hygiene products.

Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce.

Pasta with a tomato and garlic sauce. A few capers...

Penguin or cow? Penguin. Right.

Penguin or cow.

Penguin! Penguin every time.

People go nuts.

Perhaps we should start with "Who's he?"

Perverted thing you did on your geography field trip.

Piece of shit!

Pinched her nipple.

Piss on her.

Pizza's ready.

Playing Doctor Feel Good to a bunch of perverts and freaks?

Please don't have sex with Matt Bishop. It's such a cliche.

Please, no.

Please!

Please?

Please? I can't leave Suzanne like that

Please.

Poochy.

Poor bastard's got cancer. He shouldn't be going to a party.

Poor guy.

Pounding you hard, just the way you like it. What?

Pressing herself against tents?

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Pretty sure he does, too

Prick!

Probably get some kind of prize.

Probably not a coffee shop.

Probably.

Raise hell

Raquel came to my home.

Raquel can set us all free, we can come out of the closet,

Raquel drugged us.

Raquel is like a fine wine she needs time to develop and mature.

Raquel seems nice. Nice slash totally batshit crazy.

Raquel, don't. Raquel.

Raquel, get us out of here!

Raquel, this is Jake.

Raquel, what is it?

Raquel, you OK?

Raquel!

Raquel! Raquel!

Raquel! Throw your hands up!

Raquel?

Raquel.

Raquel. Raquel.

Raquel...

Raquel's a special girl and I really want to help her.

Raw, naked aggression and bald spots.

Really, that is a little embarrassing.

Really?

Really? Are you sure?

Really? I didn't know there were fish in there.

Really? I made you...?

Recognise the voice?

Revenants crave the life force they lost when they died, so they're not all...

Rhythm Of The Rain by The Cascades

Right, come on, you, twinkle toes.

Right, come on. Hug it out.

Right, right.

Right? Uh...think so.

Right.

Right. Early bird.

Right. Happy Halloween.

Right. Major alarm bells.

Right. This girl... Amy.

Right. Well, I just want to say that...

Right. Yeah. Facetime. Mm hm.

Roll with the punches...

Room to swing a cat...

Rough leather gloves on your naked back.

Rrrrraaah!

Rubbery balls. It's gross.

Rubbery...

Run.

S...

Save it for later.

Sawyer?

Sawyer.

Say it you shagged him, didn't you?

Say something, you crude, vulgar cock mouth.

Scooch up.

Screw you!

Searing pain in your rectum.

See if I can get any there.

See if we have any of that pain relief spray.

See you tomorrow.

See, you can wear a belt with pyjamas.

Seemed a shame to waste it.

Self centred little prick.

Seriously?

Seriously? Seriously? Are you serious?

Seriously? That's the plan? You want to go camping?

Seriously.

Seriously. It took me forever.

Serving spoons.

Sexy hospital.

Shake it for the living

Shaking and quivering with fear, he whispers,

Shall I make is some tea? Yeah, it'd be great actually, if you could.

Shall we order some Thai food? Yeah, you fancy it?

Sharing that with you. Why?

Shattered my wrist.

She could always look after herself.

She didn't.

She doesn't know it yet, but she's special.

She knows the pricks who took Suzanne.

She likes to sniff them. Hm. Tyler says hi.

She means a lot to you, doesn't she?

She said she could see the future. I must get it from her.

She stabbed me with an F 15 fighter jet.

She wants him to get rid of it, but he really loves that cat.

She was just saying on the way over here

She wasn't as crazy as I thought she was.

She wasn't jogging. It was the exact same moment.

She will suck you dry.

She won't be in the right place emotionally.

She'd be straight in there, cracking skulls.

She'd never walk away from me, no matter what.

She'll suck you dry. Got you.

She's a blood sucking monster. She will suck you dry!

She's a gateway.

She's a real game changer. You're living proof of it.

She's allergic to his cat.

She's always done exactly what she wanted.

She's asked you not to tell me, hasn't she?

She's changing.

She's coming along nicely.

She's cute.

She's dead.

She's going to tell us where they're holding her.

She's gone to see Harry. We have to go after her.

She's just been lying there like that for hours.

She's never been a big eater.

She's not answering her phone. A zombie's different. They've got that shuffly walk.

She's not here right now.

She's sick.

She's somewhere in those woods.

She's the gateway to hell.

She's the only way of finding Suzanne.

She's totally ruined this bra.

She's with her friend, Amy.

Shetland

Shh, shh, shhh...

Shit!

Shit.

Shit. She's gone. Come on!

Shitting on a fire?

Shitty little princess with a big spoon face.

Should I kiss you? This is fine.

Should we talk? About the other night, I mean.

Should've let you shoot the prick.

Shouldn't have gone to Burger King.

Shout!

Show time.

Shut up, you prick! Shut up, you prick!

Shut up, you prick.

Shut your face, idiot.

Sic pereant peccatores

Sicuit fluit cera a facie ignis,

Since the dawn of time,

Sitting there...

Situation critical. Over and out.

Sleep tight.

Snuggle up.

Snuggles.

So apart from using your creepy walk to go sneaking up on people,

So for all we know, it could be a recipe for chocolate brownies.

So his dad kneels down and looks underneath the bed and there

So I did some more research. Turns out she's not really alive, not at all, uh, uh not alive...

So I guess I'll be back tomorrow.

So I woke up this morning and you weren't there.

So I'm not crazy, but I might shit myself.

So is it like a cycling club?

So now you know. I hope you're all happy.

So now, I am running towards the flames.

So secretive. I mean, he was desperate to see her.

So she can get your number, so she can facetime you.

So sorry.

So tell me what's wrong with feeling?

So that might have been something to do with it.

So the Dark Lord just shat you out? Mmm. That figures.

So there's this cute little boy, Max.

So they're twins?

So this is who all the fuss is about?

So to the jail I plead

So you can make an informed choice.

So you weren't out here looking for me?

So, how are things with your friend Amy?

So, I guess I've got it coming for what I did to Sawyer?

So, I think we've covered hi.

So, I'm not just a wet,

So, it's just totally irrelevant? No, it's something.

So, it's OK to kidnap me and keep me prisoner,

So, now you know.

So, she'll try and rescue me and then you'll kill her?

So, sometimes, if I've run out of toilet paper,

So, that's Amy.

So, that's the tour

So, there you go.

So, there you go. They're demons.

So, this is where the magic happens.

So, we're obviously following this van.

So, what am I supposed to do?

So, when the time comes,

So, you are interested?

So! Big day.

So...

So...what are these guys doing here, anyway?

Soft white skin

Some bad memories of this place.

Some girl on Facebook says that her boyfriend's semen's all cold.

Some horrible low life scumbag.

Some leftovers.

Some of them have powers, abilities.

Some seriously scary shit.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Some turd burger's wedged them all in here. You...

Somebody gotta Gotta raise a little hell.

Someone was pressing against my tent.

Someone's living here.

Something good could come out of it.

Something is going on. What is it?

Something isn't right.

Sometimes I feel like just fucking off to the Seychelles

Sometimes I feel like just fucking off to the Seychelles.

Sometimes I lose track of who knows what.

Sometimes I pick a really long toenail off and use it as a tooth pick.

Sometimes it takes a little while to kick in,

Sometimes shit just goes bad.

Sometimes there's nothing you can do.

Somewhere that I need to be. Do you want to walk with me? We can talk?

Somewhere they can't find me.

Sorry I can't help with the exorcism.

Sorry she made your balls ache.

Sorry, I just ran all the way over here.

Sorry.

Sorry. Sometimes I wish someone would just shove something

Sorry. What're you doing out here?

Sorry...

Sounds like solid advice.

Spoons? Big spoons.

Ssh.

Stand up, you silly bitch.

Staring right back at him

Strike!

Stuff on the internet. It's out there

Stupid, little girl I met that night.

Sucking the joy out of everything he touches.

Suddenly I'm feeling incredibly boring and inadequate.

Sure it isn't a skateboard? Pretty sure. They're quite different.

Sure you don't want to come in? Probably shouldn't.

Sure, just so long as I can get childcare.

Sure.

Suzanne says they're holding her on the top floor.

Suzanne was always there for me when everyone thought I was crazy.

Suzanne, are you hurt? Say something.

Suzanne, get in.

Suzanne, get in. You'll feed really soon, I promise.

Suzanne, Suzanne, Suzanne!

Suzanne, we have to go.

Suzanne, where are you?

Suzanne!

Suzanne!? Suzanne!?

Suzanne?

Suzanne?!

Suzanne.

Suzanne. She was feeding on me.

Suzanne's always saying I need to make some moves.

Suzanne's changed. Dying's changed her.

Suzanne's changed. Dying's changed her. She's a blood sucking monster!

Suzanne's changed. She's a bloodsucking monster.

Suzanne's gone. She isn't in the flat.

Suzy?

Swing wide open,

Take away my wings

Take the next left.

Take your time.

Tall Tony, Little Finn, Fat Sister Pete?

Tall Tony? Little Finn?

Tastes like shit.

Tell her where you are.

Tell me I'm a diva

Tell me what I do.

Telling me I've got to beware

Tells him how he loves him more than anything else in the world.

Ten minutes? You're a star.

Tens of thousands of people get possessed.

Thank you, Wikipedia.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hm.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Thanks for letting me stay.

Thanks for sharing it with me.

Thanks.

That blonde bitch tried to strangle me, with a toy snake!

That could change again.

That F 15 fighter jet in my tit.

That guy, Sawyer.

That guy?

That is freaky as all shit! I can't be looking at that.

That is hilarious.

That is just about the worst lie I've ever heard.

That is not OK.

That is sensational hair.

That little blonde bitch could seriously screw up our plans.

That means you're...

That milk is spilt.

That only happens when it's really good.

That sound.

That tender breeze

That was a horrible thing to do. We just buried my best friend!

That was very definitely kick arse.

That was you, right? That wasn't him.

That. Did you think I was keeping you alive

That'd be awkward.

That'd be... lovely.

That's a fair point. I brought you a little snack.

That's a good cover. It's not a cover.

That's a good look for you.

That's a...weird and disturbing image.

That's awkward.

That's close enough.

That's fine. It's a woman's right to choose...

That's for you.

That's great, man. I'm made up for you.

That's great. Making friends, look at you.

That's hilarious.

That's insane.

That's insane. It is definitely out there.

That's it, we're done.

That's me.

That's my friends. They're probably all lost and shit.

That's not how I remember it.

That's not how the ownership of hills works.

That's our cover story.

That's probably it for now.

That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

That's right.

That's the thing about chilli

That's two spades to the checkout.

That's two things, so...

That's where you're going to open the gates of hell.

That's your muffins to take to school tomorrow.

The Asian guy on TV with the big quiff.

The bedding. Yeah...

The black one with the star on it. You gave it to me, remember?

The bloke's such a pussy hound.

The consultant asked me to come and talk to you. Bed or chair?

The demon pricks.

The demon single mum said something

The face looks bigger.

The fan belt's slipping.

The first one's the sweetest.

The first time, I saw Suzanne eating cheese.

The forest is always a good option. Lots of trees...

The gates of hell won't open themselves.

The g****s.

The guy from last night... You're saying he's possessed.

The guy in the bowling alley, he called me a seer.

The kid starts crying or does anything even vaguely annoying,

The legions of hell are coming for you!

The look on the kids' faces! It's wrong.

The more the merrier.

The nipple pinching and psychiatric unit is giving me some doubts.

The pill.

The possessed guy, he came after me.

The prick from last night, you want to help me hunt him down?

The situation's got a little out of hand.

The spawn of the Dark Lord himself.

The tank is dry.

The tropical fish section.

The trouble is there's a little part of you that knows it's true,

The undead don't die so easily.

The way that she looks at me.

The way you looked at me.

The world isn't ready for that!

The worm got eaten. Had its guts pecked right out of it.

Their faces.

Their time is coming.

Then everything's OK.

Then I let him go...

Then I'm guessing it's you.

Then they go and save my life.

Then we are both in trouble because that is my go to move

Then you tried to strangle me with it. It wasn't you.

Then you're...

There is something we can do

There is.

There is. Most of it's on the floor.

There might not be a next time.

There she is.

There was a really weird atmosphere between him and Raquel.

There was something I'd like to talk to you about.

There weren't loads of freaky little twins running about.

There you are. You don't understand what it's like.

There's a man with a gun over there

There's a new hell bitch in town and they're shitting

There's a whole gang of them after us now.

There's actually a part of me that's more worried about her finding us.

There's an exchange of information leading to intimacy.

There's no evidence of any ongoing condition.

There's no one around for miles. There's no one for her to feed on.

There's no signal. I'm gonna go up the hill,

There's no way a taxi's going to come and get us

There's not even a dribble in there.

There's only a few of us who can.

There's something happening here

There's the kicker.

There's your rabbit!

These feelings have to run both ways otherwise it's just like...

These hallucinations,

They are loving it.

They brought him to an ice rink

They came back.

They can be the result of chemical changes in your brain.

They could have used him against Raquel.

They didn't do a very good job on your nails, then, did they?

They do not have a salad bar,

They don't have any spades, not that I can see.

They don't want to call you because you totally weird them out.

They feel so real. Oh, I'm sure they do.

They have barbs..

They have to close the swimming pool for a week.

They live in the darkness, waiting, waiting.

They made me call you.

They must be holding Raquel backstage.

They possess people who look just like you

They possess the nearest person they can find.

They really want to take you out.

They said it was impossible for a demon to father a child.

They said they'd feed me.

They said you were asking for me.

They saved my life.

They say...

They shouldn't be too long.

They told me to do it.

They took her. She was going to suck me dry.

They won't let go

They'll have to take their chances. I am not losing you.

They'll section me

They're all...

They're coming. Amy...

They're coming. Let's go.

They're demons. You're hilarious, really.

They're friends of Mummy's.

They're going to open the gates of hell and everyone here

They're in aisle 11. How many do you need?

They're in Lymebridge.

They're not all bad.

They're right.

They're scared of us?

They're, erm... 2CVs.

Think of yourself as a perfectly formed little cog.

Think that covers it.

This cheese is rank.

This costume is not designed for bowel related emergencies.

This could take a while.

This country's ever known.

This demon guy, he's a real nasty shit, he's coming after you.

This demon, he's in Suzanne, how's that even possible?

This demon, he's in Suzanne.

This had better work.

This has happened before, hasn't it?

This is about the best I could find.

This is exactly the type of place I want to hang out with

This is great, innit? This is just perfect.

This is great.

This is happening.

This is how I like it

This is huge.

This is on you.

This is our fault. We did this to her.

This is really working for me.

This is the last time I possess a single mum.

This is the only place you can get a phone signal,

This is the only place you get any bars. Yeah?

This is totally insane. Stuff like this just doesn't happen.

This is you?

This is your big moment.

This isn't milk. That is true.

This isn't you!

This might come as a shock but I'm having some trouble

This shit isn't on us.

This...

Thought he was in Thailand.

Three?

Throw them!

Till I landed.

Time, it really drags down there.

To a particular person in the future."

To being the greatest figure skater

To just one other person...

To make 'em all, all, all

To the withdrawal. Dizziness, headaches, diarrhoea...

Today is all about you.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

Too close to the van we're not following?!

Tortillas, topped off with a chilli and tomato sauce.

Total lack of respect.

Totally cool with what?

Towards their kidnappers.

Tree loving lesbians, I can get my head around, but now

Trust me, girls with scars are hot.

Trust me.

Trust me. She's alive. I had her breathing on my neck all night. I barely slept at all.

Try and be a bit more sensitive in the future, yeah?

Try the toy box?

Tuesdays, you're at parties.

Turns out he had Crohn's disease,

Two lovers pounding you hard!

Two spades to the checkout, please.

Two spades to the checkout.

Two.

Tyler says hi. Why does he say hi?

Tyler?

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh. Call me.

Ugh...

Uh, uh, uh. I'm a unicorn.

Uh...

Uhh, she is poison.

Um, call me.

Unspoken.

Untie me, you bitch!

Unwilling, or unable to do. Could shave her.

Very convincing.

Visiting a friend. He's sick.

Wait here.

Wait until you taste me..

Wait. Raquel told me she's been going to all of her appointments.

Wait...

Wake up! Ow! What the fu...?

Walk away, Amy.

Walking around... dressed as a cow.

Wanna fill me in on what you've been seeing?

Was it bad?

Was this him or her?

We we were trying to get that thing out of you.

We both did. Mmm.

We can change the design of the flyer.

We can expose them.

We can find them and we can waste them.

We can say you OD'd on ketamine. That's feasible.

We could have a sleepover?

We did it.

We didn't come round to help out with your home baking.

We didn't mean to.

We get on a plane and go live on a desert island.

We had some great times there.

We have a party to go to.

We have already printed the backdrop at the party venue.

We have to find her.

We have to try and find Suzanne.

We keep her snacked up on animal blood.

We like to camp.

We lock her in a basement shitting in a bucket,

We made up.

We met in the hospital the night you had your hallucination.

We need some help here, please!

We need to be ready to kick some arse,

We need to do another exorcism.

We need to think about what we're going to do.

We needed some Tango so...

We saved the world.

We should go and stay there.

We should go for cocktails.

We should go to hospital, and get you checked out.

We should jet wash these guys off the pavement.

We should talk, get our ducks in a row about what happened earlier.

We stay out there whilst we try and find a cure.

We take her out to the countryside, where there's no people,

We tell him we're lesbians.

We used to come out here when I was a kid.

We wake up tired

We wake up tired again

We were digging for worms

We weren't spooning. What's a revenant?

We worked things out.

We'll brush each other's hair and shit.

We'll flick the switch and fast forward to the jiggy bit

We'll see.

We'll stop staring when you tell us what disgusting,

We're all over it

We're better than them.

We're going out to the house in Lymebridge.

We're going to a nail bar, because that's what girls do.

We're going to be eating prison pussy for the rest of our lives.

We're going to get this thing out of you.

We're going to keep looking until we find a cure.

We're going to lose them!

We're going to need some Halloween costumes.

We're going to perform an exorcism. What?

We're going to the seaside.

We're in bed. We're snuggling.

We're in the lift.

We're in the middle of something here. Go round.

We're just two innocent girls buying some pop.

We're kind of in a hurry.

We're not animals, baby

We're not exactly sure. Just drive.

We're not friends.

We're so twisted and evil, we even kill our own sperm.

We're talking about the end of the world as we know it!

We've been gradually reducing your dose

Well, any friend of Amy's is a friend,

Well, awkward.

Well, do you want to get a coffee after drop off?

Well, don't just stand there, like an enormous limp dick.

Well, for very obvious reasons, I can't let that happen.

Well, fortunately for me, you and your bra,

Well, her being hurt an angry

Well, I can't sit looking at your freakishly big face all day.

Well, I do what I can.

Well, I have now. There it is.

Well, I imagine she'll be more than a little annoyed.

Well, I like to think it's a little more poetic and complicated than

Well, I suppose if he stays up after ten o'clock

Well, I was out of it, I didn't know what I was saying.

Well, I was worried about you. Come on.

Well, I'm sorry I thought you were a wet, delusional,

Well, if ever you want to talk,

Well, if she likes a guy, she makes sure they know about it.

Well, if you and your girlfriend are done, we should get started.

Well, it was good for me, too.

Well, it's because they're possessed.

Well, it's not really a...club. It's just a group of guys

Well, look at you, early worm.

Well, next time we meet one, you can stick a thermometer in her poon.

Well, nice to meet you, Raquel.

Well, not so much living

Well, she's in the Green Room, chilling,

Well, she's proving to be a real pain in my arsehole.

Well, someone was.

Well, sorry. I just thought...

Well, thanks for stopping by.

Well, that is a question with more than one answer.

Well, then I guess I'll just have to find her on my own, then, won't I?

Well, then I guess we're going balls out together, aren't we?

Well, then we might as well forget the whole thing,

Well, there's one big difference between you...

Well, they're not usually this organised.

Well, this is a nice space. Great light.

Well, this must be very confusing for you. And...

Well, try to contain your excitement.

Well, turns out waiting in the car

Well, we're banking on it.

Well, whatever's happening, it's not happening out here.

Well, where is she?

Well, yeah, well, she should be OK.

Well, you better get your pretty little head around it, and quick

Well, you can't bottle these things up, you know?

Well, you must be her brother, Tyler?

Well, you've forgotten I'm your therapist. I know you.

Were my instructions unclear or confusing?

Were you on medication? Niaxarol.

What about everyone else?

What about Raquel?

What about Suzanne?

What are they? OK, er, you ready for this?

What are they? They're demons.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you finding so funny? Sorry, it's just a friend of mine.

What did I do?

What did you catch?

What do I do?

What do we do? OK. Here's the plan.

What do we say when he asks us what we're doing out here?

What do you mean?

What do you see? People.

What do you think?

What do you want me to do about Sawyer?

What do you want?

What do you want? It's not about what I want

What does an exorcism involve?

What does that even mean "the life force"?

What does that even mean?

What happened to you? You mean after I died?

What happened? You're bleeding.

What happens to Raquel?

What if it starts again? You mean the hallucinations?

What if they come back? Well, there's no reason they should.

What if they've already killed her?

What if you end up shoving something up someone who's not a demon?

What in the name of his holy fuckness is going on?

What in the name...

What is he doing here? What does he want? I don't know.

What is this?

What number is it? 36.

What should I do with him?

What the fuck?

What the hell is going on!?

What the hell just happened?

What the hell was that?

What the hell?!

What they call someone who comes back from the dead. Isn't that a zombie? I thought that's a zombie?

What van? There the van we're following.

What was that?

What we do? OK, first step, you need to...

What we have...

What were they doing with a canoe?

What were you doing in the forest?

What were you guys doing out here anyway?

What, did she age really badly? I hear that happens to blonde women.

What?

What? "Oh, hi, I'm Raquel.

What? Huh? Are you serious?

What? I wasn't.

What? No! It was before IVF.

What? No.

What? Seriously? She's half demon and you can see the future?

What? What is it?

What?! What?

What're we going to do with her?

What're you doing here, creepy walk? Camping, in the woods.

What're you doing here?

What's coming? What's she talking about?

What's going on?

What's going on? Look, I'm coming with you.

What's going on? Nothing.

What's going on? We need you to drive us somewhere.

What's happened? Oh, I don't know. All the lights went out.

What's happening to me, Amy? I'm scared.

What's happening to me?

What's that?

What's that? Well... you spend the night with him

What's that? What?

What's this about?

What's up? What's up?!

What's with the truncheon?

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with you, you miserable bastard?

What's your name?

Whatever it is, I'm in.

Whatever you say.

When did you think I was a crazy, weird freak?

When he said he would leave

When I first met you.

When I hit puberty, I started seeing him.

When I picked you up in the forest you're welcome, by the way

When I was being the gateway

When I'm back in town, maybe we could meet up?

When Suzanne died,

When things get a bit on top,

When this party's over, I'm getting on a plane,

Where am I? Well, I guess you'd call it my luxury apartment.

Where are they keeping her? I don't know anything about that.

Where are you?

Where are you? I'm with Suzanne.

Where captives develop feelings of affection

Where did he come from?

Where did she go?

Where did you find him?

Where is he?

Where is it? Come on!

Where is she? Raquel?

Where is she?! Mum?

Where my son is.

Where? I'll give you directions as we go.

Where's my friend?!

Where's Raquel?

Which one would you like to sit on?

Who are they, the people who killed him?

Who are you burying?

Who are you?

Who is he?

Who is he? I don't know.

Who is it?

Who is that?

Who is this guy? OK.

Who like to blow off some steam at the weekends.

Who needs shoes? Who needs feet?

Who the hell are you? I'm Harry.

Who wants a pole up their arse?

Who was that guy?

Who was that guy? Who is he?

Who won Jenga?

Who? Who took her?

Who's a pretty girl?

Who's hungry?

Who's that girl who went through the windscreen of her dad's car?

Whoa oa

Whoa, easy.

Whoa!

Whoa! Easy. Who the hell are you? I'm Harry.

Whoever it was, it was a bloody long walk

Whoever this is calling you, they're next.

Whoo! You got that nailed!

Why are we talking about chocolate cake? Jesus.

Why are you doing this?

Why are you doing this? You're a seer.

Why can't you just admit you were shagging him?

Why can't you just lock her in a basement until you need her?

Why did Coldplay have to come?

Why did I try and hurt you? Why would I do that?

Why did they bring him to an ice rink?

Why didn't you tell me? You should have told me.

Why does any girl going rambling around the woods in the dark

Why does he say hi?

Why don't you let me put him to bed, and then we can talk?

Why for the love of God would you do such a thing?

Why I'm snuggling with my previously dead best friend

Why is there never any food in this flat?

Why isn't anything happening?

Why naan bread?

Why she's all blood sucky.

Why we're following this suspicious, ****y looking van.

Why would I want a belt with my pyjamas? Don't be weird.

Why would they do that?

Why?

Why? Think it's because of me.

Will I see you again?

Will she be OK or not?

Will you hurry! I'm going to piss myself.

Will your brother be there? He's at work.

With "I heart New York" on it.

With a little help from Beyonce

With her knickers around her ankles wondering why everyone's shouting,

With members of his ice hockey team.

With this guy. You obviously like him.

With you having sex with my brother.

Without my kiss

Wow. Was this in Thailand?

Wow. You look totally different from over here.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, apart from that, obviously.

Yeah, cool. Catch you later, man.

Yeah, er, bye!

Yeah, he's always losing him

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I don't know, things are kind of crazy at the moment.

Yeah, I know, it sounds like so much bullshit, right?

Yeah, I know. You should see the art he brings home.

Yeah, I swear I could rip the stuffing right out of him.

Yeah, I think we're done with the muffin talk.

Yeah, I'm going to have to call you back.

Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.

Yeah, it was going to melt.

Yeah, that bloody monkey

Yeah, that bloody monkey.

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, this is...

Yeah, we could go to the new place with the cupcakes.

Yeah, well, I was here first, so that makes it mine.

Yeah, well. It's a lot pressure. I'm not good with pressure.

Yeah, yeah, cos he's the dickhead in the mix.

Yeah, you got him.

Yeah! Yeah, you'd better run! You ice hockey bum boys!

Yeah? Well, you can sit on this!

Yeah? Well, you suck at it. Big time.

Yeah.

Yeah. About that.

Yeah. From demons, from the future, from me.

Yeah. I got it the first time.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. She'll stick a straw in your vein and suck that shit right out of you. Really? Mmm.

Yeah. That's incredibly naive.

Yeah. We're basically breakfast, lunch and dinner, aren't we?

Yep?

Yes, thank you!

Yes.

You you were dead... You died...

You all right? Hi.

You already know Mercy.

You always do this. It's like with that T shirt.

You always were.

You are

You are a strong, independent woman.

You are more than welcome to go check for yourself.

You are one slutty little penguin.

You are so obviously lying.

You are such a dick.

You are the devil in me.

You are the worst liar

You better come in. Thank you.

You better stop the thing that you do

You brought a canoe? You said pack for camping.

You came anyway?

You can chow down.

You can have all the pleases and the cherries you want, just...

You can say what you want about the evil shits

You can see the future? I don't know.

You can, you don't have to...

You can... stay at mine?

You can't go back.

You can't go!

You can't just give them a little push and Bob's your uncle!

You clean that mess up

You clearly appreciate fine wine!

You come in here in the middle of the night, asking for spades.

You come stumbling into my camp and start pressing your hand

You come to my home.

You creep up on me and I'll crack your skull!

You died.

You doing anything for Halloween?

You don't believe me. I was kind of going with it.

You don't have a clue. You have no idea what you're doing.

You don't have to die.

You don't have to say anything. I can tell.

You don't have to sit your boney arse all the way over there,

You don't know...

You don't sound innocent! I can hear you through the walls.

You don't try and fight him.

You don't? Not as a general rule, no.

You dropped your phone at the ice rink.

You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

You ever slept with a guy with cold semen? What?

You find her or I'll cut off your genitals

You get a real taste for it.

You get my message about her being a blood sucking monster bitch? What were you talking about?

You guys got any plans for the rest of the night?

You guys have a nice sleep.

You had a visitor?

You hate demons. I get it.

You have no idea how good that feels!

You have no idea what's coming down the track.

You have to get away from him! Just get away from him!

You have to perform an exorcism.

You hear that?

You hold me like you want me to stay

You hunt demons. You're one of them.

You just hang around in your penguin costume,

You just make sure he's there.

You just need some time to get your head round it. Yeah.

You just need to give her a chance to get to know you.

You just worry about finding a cure, OK?

You kicked the shit out of that little pervert!

You killed him.

You killed me, you silly bitch!

You killed me, you silly bitch.

You know how important she is.

You know how sometimes people just suddenly flip out?

You know I can't do that.

You know the seesaws in the kids playground?

You know Tyler's still asking about what happened the night you spiked him?

You know we're closed, right?

You know what they say about curiosity and cats and...

You know what? She doesn't have any scars either.

You know you never actually said that.

You know your rivers, cos you had sex with your geography teacher.

You know, after...

You know, it would help if I knew where we were going.

You know, it's like two lovers.

You know, she talks about you a lot,

You know, that really pisses me off.

You know...

You like cocktails, right?

You like her, don't you?

You listen to me, OK?

You look great.

You look kind of shitty.

You lose, dickhead.

You made me a very happy man.

You made me realise I wasn't totally crazy.

You may as well just tell them.

You mean like a coffee shop?

You mean that shitty old house?

You might be the first few times.

You might experience some side effects as the body adjusts

You mind if I go? No, you should.

You must be feeling pretty hungry for some blood about now...

You need anything else? Mmm.

You need to drive faster. Drive faster!

You need to get my brother out of the way while I talk to him.

You need to keep a little bottle of her tears

You need to mark her with your scent like a lion.

You need to pack for her, stuff she'd take

You need to tell me who this guy is.

You OK?

You only just met him!

You only want to keep me from running away

You only want to keep me on your ball and chain...

You pissed on me!

You probably think that's a bit weird.

You really can see the future?

You really need me to do that?

You remember that place we used to go to, out in the woods?

You ruined my favourite bra.

You said she'd be OK.

You said there was something you wanted to talk to me about.

You said you were going to a nail bar. Looks like you've been digging in dirt.

You said, "I'll never let anyone hurt you."

You saw something?

You saw visions of cheese?

You say hello.

You say I'm ready. How do you know?

You say that they've all left you behind

You see someone coming in the house, you call us.

You see this?

You see up there?

You shared your hill with me, the least you could do is

You should get changed. Chop, chop.

You should get up to speed, girl.

You should have run.

You should probably say something.

You should really get that looked at.

You should see the stars out here.

You shouldn't have come.

You shouldn't have come. I couldn't leave you here.

You silly, bald prat.

You smell of hospital.

You smell weird.

You sure? I mean, I... Go.

You take your clothes off and get into bed.

You talk to Sawyer?

You think I go wandering round, pressing myself against tents?

You think I like it? You have no idea how lucky you are.

You think I want to keep you chained up?

You think I'm crazy? They think you're crazy, apparently.

You think I'm going to fire up and open them for you?

You think opening the gates of Hell is easy?

You think this is about getting your friend back.

You think you can just switch me on? I'm not a toaster!

You think you can just turn up at my home?

You think you can manage that?

You thought I was all crazy.

You tried to kill me. What?

You walk out on me, baby

You want to dig a grave with spoons?

You want to hurry this along, take the muffins out of the oven.

You want to see your boyfriend getting effed up the A?

You want to tell me what's going on? Or is this just how you roll

You wanted me to wear a belt with my pyjamas,

You wee ed on my brother? Not on him. Next to him

You were all stumbling around like a blind woman

You were sniffing trees?

You were spooning with a revenant.

You weren't up the hill today.

You win, Goldilocks.

You won't be able to help yourself.

You wouldn't believe us, even if we told you.

You wouldn't leave me. Come on.

You, eh...

You, or me?

You'd better run!

You'd have to say that wasn't a total success.

You'll feed soon enough.

You'll open the gateway

You're a lever.

You're a total star.

You're alive?

You're buying Tango?

You're doing it on your own. I'm trying to protect you.

You're going to a hotel.

You're going to end the world because of that prick? Screw him!

You're going to have to learn how to think on your feet,

You're going to need full facial reconstructive surgery.

You're in danger. Really?

You're like Beyonce!

You're my best friend.

You're my kill of the night.

You're not a unicorn. You're a dodo.

You're not crazy. You see them too?

You're not interested, that's fine.

You're on their radar now. What radar? What do you mean?

You're possessed.

You're special.

You're such a hypocrite.

You're such a spoon face slut.

You're telling me there are demons running around all over the place.

You're the key that unlocks her.

You're...

You're... Too dangerous.

You've always been there for me.

You've got guilty mind.

You've just come off your medication.

You've more than got it coming.

You've no idea how hard I've worked to bring this all together.

Your beautiful, pale face,

Your brother's expecting to have sex with me. Oh, my god!

Your dad always knew you were special.

Your destiny.

Your heart broke when the party died...

Your little blonde friend, Amy. She's...

Your muffin days are over.

Your mum never had me, dumb arse.

Your time's coming, pig.

Your...

Aargh! Aargh!

And for you. Cheers.

Big, bald Jimmy Chemo? They're all going.

Could be a thing.

Hello? Strike!

How are we feeling? Yeah. OK.

How many do you think there are? It's hard to say.

I guess it's over. Yeah, it is over.

I love this banter. You killed my dad!

I'd do it for my sister. You hate your sister.

If Suzanne tries to eat you... Arrgh!

Is Pete going? Which Pete?

It's the guy off Big Brother. Yeah?

It's too dangerous. He nearly died.

Job done. The only thing I'm going to be

Really? Mm hmm.

Right in your twot. No!

Thanks. You know I didn't mean it like that.

The rescue party's here. Amy?

Ugh. Shh.

Well, what you telling him? Playing it innocent.

What about him? He's fine. Just leave him asleep.

What you going to do? I have to go away.

What's that all about? Nothing.

Who? Jake.

Whoa! Whoa! Easy! Who the hell are you?

You can't go. So, what...?

You ready? Ready as a beaver with a chainsaw.

You're a frigging unicorn. If I'm a unicorn,

You're the big, evil prick. I am a big, evil prick.

You're totally in love with me. Shut up!

You've got to get out of here. What?

... but I'm feeling it.

... mo.

... zap her arse.

...can't end like this.

...it's OK, don't worry about it.

...masturbating into naan bread.

..about your dad.

..Amy, she didn't like her nipple being pinched, then?

..but I'm glad it happened.

..flippers.

..he always came back.

..on their dicks.

..so why don't you come and get it?

..starfish...

..that would be something.

'..really, really...'

'and things you have to watch out for.'

'I don't know. People coming back from the dead.

'Is that like... spooning?

'There are certain pitfalls with an exorcism

'This is all new to me.'

'Today, I wanted to talk about exorcisms.

'Why am I not surprised?'

'Yes, seriously. She's asleep.'

"Beaver alert!"

"Beaver alert", classic.

"Do demons like figure skating?"

"Do you want to...go for a drink later?"

"Events that will necessarily happen

"hit them with a big stick."

"I'm the bastard daughter of a demon."

"Raquel, take your head out your arse and do your homework."

"There's someone in my bed."

"Which one of you shall I kill first?"

Crazyhead - Season 1
Crazyhead is a fantastic British television series that first aired in 2016. Created by Howard Overman, the show immediately captured the attention of viewers with its unique blend of horror, comedy, and supernatural elements. In this article, we will delve into the thrilling world of Crazyhead - Season 1 and explore its cast, plot, and overall impact. The show revolves around two badass female protagonists, Amy and Raquel, who form an unlikely bond as they navigate their way through a terrifying world full of demons. Amy, portrayed by the brilliant actress Cara Theobold, is a young woman with an extraordinary gift - she can see demons in their true form. Living a seemingly ordinary life, Amy soon discovers that her ability is not so uncommon when she encounters Raquel, played by Susan Wokoma, another demon-hunting enthusiast. Together, they embark on a mission to fight evil forces and protect innocent lives. Cue the supernatural, darkly humorous, and action-packed adventures! As the story unfolds, we follow Amy and Raquel as they face numerous challenges, learn more about their unique abilities, and encounter a host of intriguing characters. Supporting the main cast are wonderful actors such as Lewis Reeves, who portrays Jake, Amy's best friend, and Arinze Kene, who brings the character of Tyler to life, a delightful sidekick who provides comic relief in tense situations. Tony Curran's turn as Callum, a charismatic demon hunter, adds an extra layer of excitement and mystery to the show. The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, and their skillful performances bring depth and authenticity to the characters. One of the standout features of Crazyhead - Season 1 is its impeccable writing. Howard Overman, renowned for creating the hit show Misfits, crafts a tight and intriguing narrative that seamlessly blends humor, horror, and heart. The dialogue is sharp, witty, and often laugh-out-loud funny. The show successfully subverts many genre clichés, offering unpredictable twists and turns that keep viewers on the edge of their seats. The visual effects in Crazyhead are very well executed, adding an extra layer of creepiness to the demon encounters. The demons themselves are wonderfully grotesque and diverse, ranging from those who blend in with human society to horrifying monstrosities. The depiction of the supernatural world is both impressive and unsettling. The music and sound design in Crazyhead - Season 1 play a significant role in creating the show's atmosphere. The chilling soundscape heightens tension during intense scenes, while the playful and energetic soundtrack complements the humor and action. If you want to immerse yourself in the show's sonic world, you can play and download these sounds on the official Crazyhead website. Released in an era when female-led shows were gaining momentum, Crazyhead - Season 1 was hailed for its refreshing portrayal of strong and independent women. The series boldly tackles issues such as mental health, friendship, and sexuality, offering a diverse and inclusive representation of characters. Amy and Raquel are not just demon hunters; they are fully fleshed-out individuals with their own struggles, vulnerabilities, and strengths. Overall, Crazyhead - Season 1 is an absolute gem of a television series that combines horror, comedy, and supernatural elements flawlessly. With its talented cast, gripping storyline, memorable characters, and exceptional writing, this show has garnered a devoted fanbase. Whether you're a fan of horror, comedy, or both, Crazyhead is a must-watch series that will leave you hungry for more. So, if you're ready to embark on an extraordinary journey filled with demons, humor, and heart, dive into Crazyhead - Season 1. Experience the thrills, laughs, and scares as Amy and Raquel take on the supernatural forces that threaten their world. But be warned, once you start watching, it's hard to resist the addictive allure of Crazyhead's demon-filled universe.
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