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Candace from Phineas and Ferb, wearing a pink helmet and determined expression, ready to catch her brothers in their antics.

Phineas and Ferb - Season 1

Phineas and Ferb is an animated television show that aired its first season in 2007. Created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, the show quickly gained popularity among both children and adults for its wit, humor, and catchy songs. With a talented voice cast and an engaging storyline, Phineas and Ferb became a powerhouse in the world of animated TV shows.

The show revolves around the adventures of two stepbrothers, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, who make it their mission to have the best summer ever. Each day of their summer vacation brings a new and inventive project that captures the attention of their friends, and often the entire town.

Phineas, voiced by Vincent Martella, is the eternally optimistic older brother with a knack for coming up with ambitious plans. He is always brimming with energy and manages to turn the most mundane tasks into exciting adventures. Ferb, voiced by Thomas Sangster, is the silent and intelligent half of the duo. While he rarely speaks, his actions speak volumes. Together, Phineas and Ferb create a dynamic and unstoppable team.

The show also features a colorful cast of supporting characters. Candace Flynn, Phineas's older sister voiced by Ashley Tisdale, is constantly trying to expose her brothers' ambitious projects to their mom, Linda Flynn-Fletcher, voiced by Caroline Rhea. Despite her best efforts, Candace is always unsuccessful, creating a running gag throughout the series.

Perry the Platypus, aka Agent P, voiced by Dee Bradley Baker, is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who leads a double life as a secret agent. He battles the evil Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, voiced by Dan Povenmire himself, whose various -inators aim to take over the tri-state area.

One of the most memorable aspects of Phineas and Ferb is its incredible music. The show features a range of genres, from pop to rock to musical theater, and each episode includes at least one original song. Candace's actress, Ashley Tisdale, lends her vocal talents to a number of these songs, such as "Busted" and "Fabulous." The show's signature song, "Today is Gonna Be a Great Day," performed by Bowling for Soup, captures the essence of Phineas and Ferb's optimistic outlook on life.

Throughout Season 1, the audience is treated to the brothers' imaginative projects, such as building a roller coaster in their backyard, creating a beach in their living room, and constructing a spaceship. These projects often attract the attention of their friends Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford, voiced by Alyson Stoner, Maulik Pancholy, and Bobby Gaylor, respectively. The trio joins Phineas and Ferb in their escapades, embracing the spirit of summer fun.

Phineas and Ferb is not only entertaining but also educational. Each episode incorporates scientific concepts and curiosity-driven learning. The show encourages viewers to explore their surroundings, think creatively, and embrace friendship.

If you are captivated by the world of Phineas and Ferb, you can easily immerse yourself in their amazing sounds. Whether you want to sing along to the catchy tunes or simply enjoy the background music, you can play and download the sounds of the show here (insert link). Relive each adventure, from "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" to "Squirrels in My Pants," and let the melodies transport you to the joyful world of Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb's first season marked the beginning of an incredible journey for the stepbrothers and their fans. With its talented voice cast, imaginative storytelling, and infectious music, the show continues to be beloved by audiences of all ages. So, grab your friends, gather 'round the screen, and prepare to embark on an adventure with Phineas and Ferb. The best summer ever awaits!

A "Bust 'em!"
A "Bust 'em!"
A Actually, I think camera number eight is working fine.
A Actually, I think camera number eight is working fine.
A as...
A as...
A baking soda volcano?
A baking soda volcano?
A big firecracker?
A big firecracker?
A big pink bunny
A big pink bunny
A big prize goes to the best monster!
A big prize goes to the best monster!
A bird or a garbage disposal?
A bird or a garbage disposal?
A bit much, perhaps.
A bit much, perhaps.
A bridge!
A bridge!
A circus?
A circus?
A cloud angel!
A cloud angel!
A corn dog!
A corn dog!
A corn dog!
A corn dog!
A couple of these ought to be enough.
A couple of these ought to be enough.
A creature so ugly she could turn people to stone with just one look.
A creature so ugly she could turn people to stone with just one look.
A creature that's half man, half bull.
A creature that's half man, half bull.
A curse?
A curse?
A darting left jab!
A darting left jab!
A diabolical machine that produces a potion to turn a normal man,
A diabolical machine that produces a potion to turn a normal man,
A disco diva!
A disco diva!
A failed math test.
A failed math test.
A fool?
A fool?
A giant bowling ball?
A giant bowling ball?
A giant mechanical Queen Elizabeth I and a dragon are rampaging through the country
A giant mechanical Queen Elizabeth I and a dragon are rampaging through the country
A giant platypus!
A giant platypus!
A giant squid.
A giant squid.
A giant...
A giant...
A hapless sandwich man.
A hapless sandwich man.
A hotdog vendor's cart,
A hotdog vendor's cart,
A house divided cannot stand.
A house divided cannot stand.
A housewarming gift? Oh, how thoughtful!
A housewarming gift? Oh, how thoughtful!
A humble but key component in Mother Nature's delicate cycle of life.
A humble but key component in Mother Nature's delicate cycle of life.
A Jerry Lewis marathon on TV tonight?
A Jerry Lewis marathon on TV tonight?
A kid with a baking soda volcano stole the show!
A kid with a baking soda volcano stole the show!
A kitten in peril!
A kitten in peril!
A little bit, but... You know what they say.
A little bit, but... You know what they say.
A little help here?
A little help here?
A little help......?
A little help......?
A little something to wash it down?
A little something to wash it down?
A little too quiet.
A little too quiet.
A manguin,
A manguin,
A medium sized parka,
A medium sized parka,
A message!
A message!
A monster truck!
A monster truck!
A monster.
A monster.
A movie version of the play The Princess Sensibilities.
A movie version of the play The Princess Sensibilities.
A musical act goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics.
A musical act goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics.
A one hit wonder?
A one hit wonder?
A one hit wonder.
A one hit wonder.
A party hat of doom!
A party hat of doom!
A portal to Mars?
A portal to Mars?
A portal to Mars?
A portal to Mars?
A precise 1/100th scale replica of the Tri State Area!
A precise 1/100th scale replica of the Tri State Area!
A race of giant, hairy creatures living up here in these very woods.
A race of giant, hairy creatures living up here in these very woods.
A rampage, sir?
A rampage, sir?
A real Bigfoot.
A real Bigfoot.
A right hook!
A right hook!
A scary wolf puppet!
A scary wolf puppet!
A science fair on Mars!
A science fair on Mars!
A secret agent?
A secret agent?
A secret underground headquarters,
A secret underground headquarters,
A shiny new miniature golf course would just fall out of the sky?
A shiny new miniature golf course would just fall out of the sky?
A snow cone machine just like when I was a kid!
A snow cone machine just like when I was a kid!
A stampede through Downtown? I mean, who does this?
A stampede through Downtown? I mean, who does this?
A stampeding herd of cattle.
A stampeding herd of cattle.
A star.
A star.
A stupid block of wood and it doesn't do...
A stupid block of wood and it doesn't do...
A subatomic shrinking module, hydrostatic ballast tank, and a case of AA batteries.
A subatomic shrinking module, hydrostatic ballast tank, and a case of AA batteries.
A Swedish exchange student?!
A Swedish exchange student?!
A teenage girl?
A teenage girl?
A teenage girl?
A teenage girl?
A teenage girl?
A teenage girl?
A telescope?
A telescope?
A text message.
A text message.
A tie?
A tie?
A time machine made by a 19th century scientist named Xavier Onassis.
A time machine made by a 19th century scientist named Xavier Onassis.
A time machine, huh?
A time machine, huh?
A ton of crumpets,
A ton of crumpets,
A virtual treasure trove of topical topiaries.
A virtual treasure trove of topical topiaries.
A weird sort of prison break,
A weird sort of prison break,
A whole 48 hours of evil.
A whole 48 hours of evil.
A whole army of Doofenshmirtzes!
A whole army of Doofenshmirtzes!
A whole day of hanging with Crash and the band!
A whole day of hanging with Crash and the band!
A whole day of not thinking about my goofy brothers.
A whole day of not thinking about my goofy brothers.
A whole new world of evil has opened up to me!
A whole new world of evil has opened up to me!
A...
A...
A...
A...
Aaaaaaand in this corner,
Aaaaaaand in this corner,
AAAAHHHH!!
AAAAHHHH!!
AAAAHHHH!!
AAAAHHHH!!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
AAH!
AAH!
Aah!
Aah!
Aahh!
Aahh!
Aahh!
Aahh!
About the Sasquatch.
About the Sasquatch.
About the Sasquatch.
About the Sasquatch.
Absolute terror!
Absolute terror!
Absolutely beautiful!
Absolutely beautiful!
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
According to our focus groups,
According to our focus groups,
Achoo!
Achoo!
Action!
Action!
Action!
Action!
Actual proof?
Actual proof?
Actually –
Actually –
Actually,
Actually,
Actually,
Actually,
Actually, I was gonna ask if you could keep the noise down.
Actually, I was gonna ask if you could keep the noise down.
Actually, I was trying to avoid you.
Actually, I was trying to avoid you.
Actually, I...
Actually, I...
Actually, I...
Actually, I...
Actually, my wife's doing it Mexican country style.
Actually, my wife's doing it Mexican country style.
Actually, that was kinda...
Actually, that was kinda...
Actually, there seems to be a piece missing.
Actually, there seems to be a piece missing.
Actually, we were gonna do that,
Actually, we were gonna do that,
Actually, you know, besides politics, I can't think of anything.
Actually, you know, besides politics, I can't think of anything.
Actually...
Actually...
Add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle;
Add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle;
After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri State area's finest will be on the job.
After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri State area's finest will be on the job.
After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri State area's finest will be on the job.
After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri State area's finest will be on the job.
After a while, I couldn't hear him anymore.
After a while, I couldn't hear him anymore.
After all my evil attempts to dominate the Tri State Area,
After all my evil attempts to dominate the Tri State Area,
After all,
After all,
After he eats us, the sub extrudes two mechanical arms,
After he eats us, the sub extrudes two mechanical arms,
After I launch this baby into orbit,
After I launch this baby into orbit,
After that, I became the bully.
After that, I became the bully.
After years of bitter struggle,
After years of bitter struggle,
Again, creepy on so many levels.
Again, creepy on so many levels.
Again, I must apologize, I was in character
Again, I must apologize, I was in character
Age inappropriate building is unsafe and irresponsible.
Age inappropriate building is unsafe and irresponsible.
Age inappropriate building is unsafe and irresponsible.
Age inappropriate building is unsafe and irresponsible.
Agent C, don't do that.
Agent C, don't do that.
Agent C?
Agent C?
Agent E spotted Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Spleen Island.
Agent E spotted Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Spleen Island.
Agent F,
Agent F,
Agent F, activate the magnet ray.
Agent F, activate the magnet ray.
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P,
Agent P, thanks for coming.
Agent P, thanks for coming.
Agent P, you're early!
Agent P, you're early!
Agent P, you've got to concentrate
Agent P, you've got to concentrate
Agent P, you've saved this organization.
Agent P, you've saved this organization.
Agent P?
Agent P?
Agent P?
Agent P?
Agent P.
Agent P.
Agent P. "P" for Phineas.
Agent P. "P" for Phineas.
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Ah 'unno.
Ah 'unno.
Ah ah...
Ah ah...
Ah Ahem.
Ah Ahem.
Ah ha! Perry the Platypus!
Ah ha! Perry the Platypus!
Ah,
Ah,
Ah,
Ah,
Ah,
Ah,
Ah, hey, Perry.
Ah, hey, Perry.
Ah, I got nothing.
Ah, I got nothing.
Ah, I see.
Ah, I see.
Ah, ignore them.
Ah, ignore them.
Ah, no matter.
Ah, no matter.
Ah, perfect!
Ah, perfect!
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Ah, Phineas and Ferb.
Ah, Phineas and Ferb.
Ah, tacos.
Ah, tacos.
Ah, thanks, Carl.
Ah, thanks, Carl.
Ah, that is it.
Ah, that is it.
Ah, the award ceremony.
Ah, the award ceremony.
Ah, the kitchen.
Ah, the kitchen.
Ah, The Princess Sensibilities.
Ah, The Princess Sensibilities.
Ah, the Scotsman in me tells me to hold on stubbornly to the bitter end!
Ah, the Scotsman in me tells me to hold on stubbornly to the bitter end!
Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer,
Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer,
Ah, there you are, Agent P.
Ah, there you are, Agent P.
Ah, there, we'll just take this out and put mine in.
Ah, there, we'll just take this out and put mine in.
Ah, who needs 'em?
Ah, who needs 'em?
Ah, yes, here it is.
Ah, yes, here it is.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Ah, you see, Perry the Platypus?
Ah, you see, Perry the Platypus?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh, Agent P.
Ahh, Agent P.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh..
Ahh..
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahhhh...
Ahhhh...
Aided by Ferb,
Aided by Ferb,
Ain't this livin?
Ain't this livin?
Alas,
Alas,
Alive!
Alive!
All 250,000 letters opened and shredded.
All 250,000 letters opened and shredded.
All at the push of a button.
All at the push of a button.
All I know for sure is boys hate to be beaten by girls.
All I know for sure is boys hate to be beaten by girls.
All I know for sure is boys hate to be beaten by girls.
All I know for sure is boys hate to be beaten by girls.
All I'd really like is that dress from that cute little sundress shop
All I'd really like is that dress from that cute little sundress shop
All my friends need some time to themselves, huh?
All my friends need some time to themselves, huh?
All numbers are on the fridge.
All numbers are on the fridge.
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, we've had our kicks.
All right, all right, we've had our kicks.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, boys.
All right, boys.
All right, Buford.
All right, Buford.
All right, Candace
All right, Candace
All right, Candace.
All right, Candace.
All right, everyone.
All right, everyone.
All right, Ferb!
All right, Ferb!
All right, Ferb.
All right, Ferb.
All right, Grandpa.
All right, Grandpa.
All right, guys!
All right, guys!
All right, here you go. And...
All right, here you go. And...
All right, historians.
All right, historians.
All right, I'll tell you.
All right, I'll tell you.
All right, Isabella.
All right, Isabella.
All right, let's see...
All right, let's see...
All right, Mom.
All right, Mom.
All right, Pinky Winky.
All right, Pinky Winky.
All right, team, that should do it.
All right, team, that should do it.
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! Yeah!
All right! Yeah!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. I'll show you how it works.
All right. I'll show you how it works.
All suction cuppy and beaky.
All suction cuppy and beaky.
All the proof is still in the van! Come on!
All the proof is still in the van! Come on!
All the time wasted in stores, and amusement parks,
All the time wasted in stores, and amusement parks,
All the times I called you delusional and mocked you to my friends behind your back,
All the times I called you delusional and mocked you to my friends behind your back,
All this fun could be yours too
All this fun could be yours too
All those journals I've filled with an eye towards stand up comedy...
All those journals I've filled with an eye towards stand up comedy...
All we need are a couple of horses and we could
All we need are a couple of horses and we could
All we need now is a victim to be tied to the rocket so they'll explode up in the sky in a grand display!
All we need now is a victim to be tied to the rocket so they'll explode up in the sky in a grand display!
All you do is squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull, and
All you do is squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull, and
All you have to do is be the 444 and 4/4 caller...
All you have to do is be the 444 and 4/4 caller...
All you have to do is join me!
All you have to do is join me!
All you have to do is look at me!
All you have to do is look at me!
All you have to do is maneuver through this traffic cone course.
All you have to do is maneuver through this traffic cone course.
All you have to do on this test is go up this gentle incline.
All you have to do on this test is go up this gentle incline.
All you needed was a reboot.
All you needed was a reboot.
All zeroes make it so much easier to balance my check
All zeroes make it so much easier to balance my check
Allergy pills, allergy pills.
Allergy pills, allergy pills.
Allez! Allez!
Allez! Allez!
Allow me one little drink before we continue.
Allow me one little drink before we continue.
Allow me to explain.
Allow me to explain.
Allow me to introduce our mummy.
Allow me to introduce our mummy.
Allow me to introduce...
Allow me to introduce...
Almost done,
Almost done,
Almost there.
Almost there.
Almost yelling serious.
Almost yelling serious.
Along with our color commentator, Grandpa Clyde!
Along with our color commentator, Grandpa Clyde!
Already?
Already?
Alright, nature lovers!
Alright, nature lovers!
Alright, squirts. Here's your cut.
Alright, squirts. Here's your cut.
Alright, there's nothing to see here.
Alright, there's nothing to see here.
Alright.
Alright.
Although I see your mother turned her into a lamp.
Although I see your mother turned her into a lamp.
Although, you know,
Although, you know,
Always an honor to be recognized by my fans.
Always an honor to be recognized by my fans.
Always go for the long shots, kid
Always go for the long shots, kid
Always happens.
Always happens.
Always stick to the trail so you won't get lost.
Always stick to the trail so you won't get lost.
Am I getting warmer?
Am I getting warmer?
Am I right?
Am I right?
Am I sweating milk?!
Am I sweating milk?!
Am I that bad to hang out with?
Am I that bad to hang out with?
Am I too late to enter?
Am I too late to enter?
Am proud to present this stunning new collection
Am proud to present this stunning new collection
Amateurs.
Amateurs.
American...
American...
An A minus?!
An A minus?!
An escalator to the moon?
An escalator to the moon?
An evil weapons expo!
An evil weapons expo!
An industrial grade air compressor,
An industrial grade air compressor,
An unconventional way to use my head, yes,
An unconventional way to use my head, yes,
Ancient Chinese secret.
Ancient Chinese secret.
And "X" marks the spot.
And "X" marks the spot.
And a blend of space age polymers.
And a blend of space age polymers.
And a bowling ball catapult?
And a bowling ball catapult?
And a hover jet shaped like Perry!
And a hover jet shaped like Perry!
And a pair of red flannel long johns with a flap in the back.
And a pair of red flannel long johns with a flap in the back.
And accidentally switched Candace and Perry's brains.
And accidentally switched Candace and Perry's brains.
And according to this microscopic newspaper machine,
And according to this microscopic newspaper machine,
And after that, they never sing again,
And after that, they never sing again,
And again, my thunder was stolen by a baking soda volcano!
And again, my thunder was stolen by a baking soda volcano!
And all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money.
And all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money.
And also wait.
And also wait.
And always will be Jeremy's favorite girl.
And always will be Jeremy's favorite girl.
And apparently, there used to be a whole pharaoh's tomb display with a mummy in a sarcophagus.
And apparently, there used to be a whole pharaoh's tomb display with a mummy in a sarcophagus.
And aren't those your brothers?
And aren't those your brothers?
And as I fell,
And as I fell,
And as I was walking out of the store, I tripped on something.
And as I was walking out of the store, I tripped on something.
And as soon as he's done building it, I'll have proof!
And as soon as he's done building it, I'll have proof!
And be sure to get underneath the lid.
And be sure to get underneath the lid.
And begin my reign of terror!
And begin my reign of terror!
And better at building statues of me.
And better at building statues of me.
And bring them back to HQ for special disposal.
And bring them back to HQ for special disposal.
And by "approve it," I mean "deny it."
And by "approve it," I mean "deny it."
And by "incredible", of course I mean,
And by "incredible", of course I mean,
And by "rookie", I mean,
And by "rookie", I mean,
And by "small problem," I mean "big problem."
And by "small problem," I mean "big problem."
And by "sweat,"
And by "sweat,"
And by playing the keys...
And by playing the keys...
And by that, I mean completely sufferable.
And by that, I mean completely sufferable.
And by the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
And by the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
And by uncanny, of course I mean
And by uncanny, of course I mean
And by unexpected, I mean...
And by unexpected, I mean...
And Candace wrote me this really amazing song.
And Candace wrote me this really amazing song.
And Candace, honey...
And Candace, honey...
And Carl.
And Carl.
And cheap too.
And cheap too.
And do what you do best.
And do what you do best.
And don't even think about any rough up this time, sister, or I'll kick your fat
And don't even think about any rough up this time, sister, or I'll kick your fat
And don't look up my skirt.
And don't look up my skirt.
And don't try to give me
And don't try to give me
And don't worry, boys.
And don't worry, boys.
And double your salaries.
And double your salaries.
And duplicating imitable stunts seen on television
And duplicating imitable stunts seen on television
And everyone's favorite
And everyone's favorite
And everything my dad makes is so big.
And everything my dad makes is so big.
And exact his revenge.
And exact his revenge.
And extra long shoelace.
And extra long shoelace.
And Ferb is using this hose thingy that makes sparks, and he's wearing this mask that goes like this!
And Ferb is using this hose thingy that makes sparks, and he's wearing this mask that goes like this!
And Ferb says...
And Ferb says...
And Ferb says...
And Ferb says...
And fetch me something too, huh?
And fetch me something too, huh?
And finally earn your respect.
And finally earn your respect.
And finally earn your respect.
And finally earn your respect.
And finally, we got little Timmy holding the world's fattest gerbil.
And finally, we got little Timmy holding the world's fattest gerbil.
And fire,
And fire,
And ghosts, and
And ghosts, and
And goes to camp.
And goes to camp.
And happy birthday to me!
And happy birthday to me!
And have a little fun.
And have a little fun.
And have all the creativity and imagination sucked right out of them.
And have all the creativity and imagination sucked right out of them.
And he's made some suspicious purchases.
And he's made some suspicious purchases.
And helped this daft ol' git of one last knees up.
And helped this daft ol' git of one last knees up.
And here he is defeating the Minotaur,
And here he is defeating the Minotaur,
And here is the disastrous results.
And here is the disastrous results.
And here to play the Fishmonger's anthem,
And here to play the Fishmonger's anthem,
And here we are!
And here we are!
And here's the shredder.
And here's the shredder.
And hope, sir.
And hope, sir.
And hope.
And hope.
And how about that giant baby?
And how about that giant baby?
And how is this better?
And how is this better?
And I am not a counselor.
And I am not a counselor.
And I am not using the banana this time!
And I am not using the banana this time!
And I am stepping into a giant copy machine to make duplicates of myself.
And I am stepping into a giant copy machine to make duplicates of myself.
And I can't let my grandmother lose.
And I can't let my grandmother lose.
And I can't stop the autopilot
And I can't stop the autopilot
And I don't want you guys scaring him off by acting like complete freaks.
And I don't want you guys scaring him off by acting like complete freaks.
And I learned how to parallel park!
And I learned how to parallel park!
And I realized this Tri State area's filled with things I detest.
And I realized this Tri State area's filled with things I detest.
And I was all set to destroy you on the mini links.
And I was all set to destroy you on the mini links.
And I wasn't afraid of anything or anybody.
And I wasn't afraid of anything or anybody.
And I will be able to attend my reunion without any embarrassment.
And I will be able to attend my reunion without any embarrassment.
And I will not be disturbed by your little movies!
And I will not be disturbed by your little movies!
And I'll call the station manager.
And I'll call the station manager.
And I'm going to rip their tape boxes out.
And I'm going to rip their tape boxes out.
And I'm not leaving without one.
And I'm not leaving without one.
And if they're doing nothing, then...
And if they're doing nothing, then...
And if we can't..
And if we can't..
And if you even think about trying something funny today,
And if you even think about trying something funny today,
And ignition!
And ignition!
And in case we capsize,
And in case we capsize,
And in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act,
And in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act,
And in other news, a new version of Jane Eyre is in the offing
And in other news, a new version of Jane Eyre is in the offing
And in the middle of Badbeard Lake lies Spleen Island, where legend has it Badbeard buried his bountiful booty.
And in the middle of Badbeard Lake lies Spleen Island, where legend has it Badbeard buried his bountiful booty.
And in your big dramatic scene, you will look stunning!
And in your big dramatic scene, you will look stunning!
And inviting all your little friends.
And inviting all your little friends.
And it was so easy.
And it was so easy.
And it'll be like we're on a date!
And it'll be like we're on a date!
And it's all just been one, big...
And it's all just been one, big...
And it's Betty Jo pulling away!
And it's Betty Jo pulling away!
And it's from Stacy!
And it's from Stacy!
And it's really big.
And it's really big.
And it's so easy to assemble, even a 5 year old can build it!
And it's so easy to assemble, even a 5 year old can build it!
And it's so unbelievably cool!
And it's so unbelievably cool!
And it's their anniversary
And it's their anniversary
And Jeremy!
And Jeremy!
And just the way you like it,
And just the way you like it,
And just to be sure,
And just to be sure,
And just to express how sorry we are,
And just to express how sorry we are,
And just wait till you see your present.
And just wait till you see your present.
And land in a pit filled with the mysterious Aztec mud of doom!
And land in a pit filled with the mysterious Aztec mud of doom!
And last,
And last,
And let you fall?
And let you fall?
And look,
And look,
And Love Händel was no more.
And Love Händel was no more.
And most of all,
And most of all,
And musical instruments that start with the letter "B".
And musical instruments that start with the letter "B".
And no funky rhythms!
And no funky rhythms!
And no one is stopping me!
And no one is stopping me!
And no one remembers them.
And no one remembers them.
And no peeking till we come get you.
And no peeking till we come get you.
And no sudden movements
And no sudden movements
And not covered under our hover jet insurance plan.
And not covered under our hover jet insurance plan.
And nothing can stop me!
And nothing can stop me!
And now take a look!
And now take a look!
And now to make some perfectly aged cheese!
And now to make some perfectly aged cheese!
And now we get to hang out with you all day.
And now we get to hang out with you all day.
And now we're in your stomach.
And now we're in your stomach.
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now,
And now, back to "Neanderthal: The Pride of the Paleolithic".
And now, back to "Neanderthal: The Pride of the Paleolithic".
And now, for my final trick,
And now, for my final trick,
And now, it's fresh,
And now, it's fresh,
And now, Perry the Platypus, I will smudge your face with ice cream!
And now, Perry the Platypus, I will smudge your face with ice cream!
And now, she won't pick up the phone, and I'm tired of leaving messages. I'm tired!
And now, she won't pick up the phone, and I'm tired of leaving messages. I'm tired!
And now, Suzy is going the wrong way too!
And now, Suzy is going the wrong way too!
And now, without further ado...
And now, without further ado...
And now...
And now...
And oh!
And oh!
And only lead singer Danny is still a player in the music industry.
And only lead singer Danny is still a player in the music industry.
And perhaps the greatest pirate story ever told.
And perhaps the greatest pirate story ever told.
And Perry the Platypus will never be the wiser.
And Perry the Platypus will never be the wiser.
And pull it into the sash storage unit.
And pull it into the sash storage unit.
And purchased blueprints for a Space Laser inator.
And purchased blueprints for a Space Laser inator.
And put in Pinky's dog food
And put in Pinky's dog food
And ready to go to the world famous Cirque de Lune.
And ready to go to the world famous Cirque de Lune.
And remember, honey.
And remember, honey.
And replace them with structure,
And replace them with structure,
And report back to me.
And report back to me.
And rocky road ice cream!
And rocky road ice cream!
And run 'em up the flagpole.
And run 'em up the flagpole.
And second...
And second...
And she got a little announcement to make.
And she got a little announcement to make.
And she said...
And she said...
And she was like "Oh no, you di in't!" and
And she was like "Oh no, you di in't!" and
And she was like all in my face, and
And she was like all in my face, and
And shiny objects.
And shiny objects.
And Shrinkspheria homes in on its molecular structure
And Shrinkspheria homes in on its molecular structure
And so are you.
And so are you.
And so she was like "Oh no, you di in't!" and I was like "Oh yes, I di id!"
And so she was like "Oh no, you di in't!" and I was like "Oh yes, I di id!"
And somebody abbreviated his name and it...
And somebody abbreviated his name and it...
And soon it will be gone.
And soon it will be gone.
And spitting.
And spitting.
And suddenly,
And suddenly,
And sweat.
And sweat.
And teachers aren't around, and all you have to worry about are bullies?
And teachers aren't around, and all you have to worry about are bullies?
And thank you for your help, Agent E.
And thank you for your help, Agent E.
And thar be Spleen Island.
And thar be Spleen Island.
And that giant dental floss.
And that giant dental floss.
And that gives me an idea.
And that gives me an idea.
And that is Earth in prehistoric time.
And that is Earth in prehistoric time.
And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food.
And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food.
And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public.
And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public.
And that is why the 18th century sewing thimble was not only a slice of history,
And that is why the 18th century sewing thimble was not only a slice of history,
And that is why there are pumpkins.
And that is why there are pumpkins.
And that one's having trouble falling asleep.
And that one's having trouble falling asleep.
And that plastic trash can.
And that plastic trash can.
And that something will be busting you!
And that something will be busting you!
And that!
And that!
And that!
And that!
And that!
And that!
And that's how I won my goldfish.
And that's how I won my goldfish.
And that's the last of it.
And that's the last of it.
And that's why I've always been secretly proud to be your older sister.
And that's why I've always been secretly proud to be your older sister.
And the beach.
And the beach.
And the best part is...
And the best part is...
And the best part...
And the best part...
And the candidates for what awesome thing we will do today are:
And the candidates for what awesome thing we will do today are:
And the licekins, Olga and Chicago Joe.
And the licekins, Olga and Chicago Joe.
And the orange moss will absorb through the skin, causing wild hallucinations.
And the orange moss will absorb through the skin, causing wild hallucinations.
And the other is for the world's largest game of pinball!
And the other is for the world's largest game of pinball!
And the roller rink!
And the roller rink!
And the slide, and...
And the slide, and...
And the time they built the rollercoaster.
And the time they built the rollercoaster.
And the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got.
And the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got.
And the winner of the today's "Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star" is
And the winner of the today's "Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star" is
And the worst,
And the worst,
And then because they're men, they'll want to take over and show me how to do it.
And then because they're men, they'll want to take over and show me how to do it.
And then continue on foot into the Dark Tunnel of Doom.
And then continue on foot into the Dark Tunnel of Doom.
And then I can start leaving new ones.
And then I can start leaving new ones.
And then I will trap you!
And then I will trap you!
And then I'll finally have proof, and I can bust them!
And then I'll finally have proof, and I can bust them!
And then I'm going to replace it with my own evil jingle.
And then I'm going to replace it with my own evil jingle.
And then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property!
And then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property!
And then stop him.
And then stop him.
And then there was a giant Jack in the Box with a suit of armor
And then there was a giant Jack in the Box with a suit of armor
And then to the car wash.
And then to the car wash.
And then turn them all into statues for my giant chess board!
And then turn them all into statues for my giant chess board!
And then turns all the particles into sparticles,
And then turns all the particles into sparticles,
And then when Candace isn't looking, we'll do something!
And then when Candace isn't looking, we'll do something!
And then when Phineas and Ferb walk by I'll
And then when Phineas and Ferb walk by I'll
And then you will be in the next volume!
And then you will be in the next volume!
And there is nothing you little creeps can do to take it away from me.
And there is nothing you little creeps can do to take it away from me.
And there she goes.
And there she goes.
And there's even one that looks like me!
And there's even one that looks like me!
And there's my insipid brother, Roger.
And there's my insipid brother, Roger.
And there's no construction noise,
And there's no construction noise,
And there's this little dress that
And there's this little dress that
And there's this secret agent that always bursts in, and
And there's this secret agent that always bursts in, and
And they had to get him ready for the big night.
And they had to get him ready for the big night.
And they never even discovered music before.
And they never even discovered music before.
And they say that when the moon is full,
And they say that when the moon is full,
And they will do the waiting for me.
And they will do the waiting for me.
And they're off!
And they're off!
And this communication issue is what led you to replace Perry the Platypus?
And this communication issue is what led you to replace Perry the Platypus?
And this fossil is the only representation of the glichiolous species from the Jurassic era.
And this fossil is the only representation of the glichiolous species from the Jurassic era.
And this is Asparagus,
And this is Asparagus,
And this is little Isabella Garcia Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231.
And this is little Isabella Garcia Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231.
And this is one of our most curious pieces.
And this is one of our most curious pieces.
And this is the trackball you use to steer.
And this is the trackball you use to steer.
And through the streets of Danville, and over to the park.
And through the streets of Danville, and over to the park.
And to give a big hand
And to give a big hand
And to release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray,
And to release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray,
And to see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event.
And to see if you're feeling well enough to go on with our event.
And to think I worried you might get into some mischief.
And to think I worried you might get into some mischief.
And Turbo Ferb o!
And Turbo Ferb o!
And two animatronic wax robots.
And two animatronic wax robots.
And unbridled enthusiasm!
And unbridled enthusiasm!
And undetectable by radar.
And undetectable by radar.
And undetectable by radar.
And undetectable by radar.
And we built you your own chariot that looks just like you!
And we built you your own chariot that looks just like you!
And we can digitally re create their images to make our own sitcom!
And we can digitally re create their images to make our own sitcom!
And we can talk about your future.
And we can talk about your future.
And we have one for Candace, too, if she ever shows up
And we have one for Candace, too, if she ever shows up
And we have plenty of time.
And we have plenty of time.
And we want you to foil his plans.
And we want you to foil his plans.
And we'll be back.
And we'll be back.
And we'll never lose him again.
And we'll never lose him again.
And we're back!
And we're back!
And what's over there?
And what's over there?
And whatever you do,
And whatever you do,
And when I say "awkward," I mean for you.
And when I say "awkward," I mean for you.
And when you stop doing nothing,
And when you stop doing nothing,
And who is this?
And who is this?
And why is my hand green?
And why is my hand green?
And wipe to source.
And wipe to source.
And witches!
And witches!
And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward.
And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward.
And with the lumbago...
And with the lumbago...
And would like to apply for the job.
And would like to apply for the job.
And yet another attempt,
And yet another attempt,
And you you
And you you
And you are no longer
And you are no longer
And you can be the fair princess in the tower,
And you can be the fair princess in the tower,
And you can see for yourself.
And you can see for yourself.
And you didn't buy a single van!
And you didn't buy a single van!
And you don't even have a chin.
And you don't even have a chin.
And you don't have to worry about your brothers
And you don't have to worry about your brothers
And you got an inflatable Grandma, too.
And you got an inflatable Grandma, too.
And you guys are all matchy!
And you guys are all matchy!
And you have to come with me right now!
And you have to come with me right now!
And you know what the best part is?
And you know what the best part is?
And you know your lines.
And you know your lines.
And you take the bottom half because of your incredibly long, willowy legs.
And you take the bottom half because of your incredibly long, willowy legs.
And you two!
And you two!
And you,
And you,
And you, Perry the Platypus, will now be disintevaporated along with it!
And you, Perry the Platypus, will now be disintevaporated along with it!
And you...
And you...
And you'll be buried alive!
And you'll be buried alive!
And you're missing the festivities.
And you're missing the festivities.
And your personal trainers Olga and Chicago Joe.
And your personal trainers Olga and Chicago Joe.
And–
And–
And–
And–
And–
And–
And—and robots!
And—and robots!
And, as an added bonus...
And, as an added bonus...
And, ew!
And, ew!
And, get off, cheater!
And, get off, cheater!
And, it happens to be the very same footprint that's fossilized in the museum.
And, it happens to be the very same footprint that's fossilized in the museum.
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, well, I forgot exactly what happens after that.
And, well, I forgot exactly what happens after that.
And..
And..
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...
And...uh...
And...uh...
And—and then Phineas and Ferb..
And—and then Phineas and Ferb..
Angry mob!
Angry mob!
Animals are rioting,
Animals are rioting,
Anniversaries are very important.
Anniversaries are very important.
Anniversary.
Anniversary.
Another call.
Another call.
Another gem from the Har D Har toy makers!
Another gem from the Har D Har toy makers!
Another photo finish.
Another photo finish.
Another strike!
Another strike!
Any ideas, Ferb?
Any ideas, Ferb?
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Any last noises, Perry the Platypus?
Any last noises, Perry the Platypus?
Any moment now,
Any moment now,
Any more power?
Any more power?
Any of the rest of you geniuses have an idea?
Any of the rest of you geniuses have an idea?
Any other ideas?
Any other ideas?
Any questions?
Any questions?
Any who,
Any who,
Any word from Agent P?
Any word from Agent P?
Anybody there?
Anybody there?
Anybody with 15 bucks, they do.
Anybody with 15 bucks, they do.
Anyhow,
Anyhow,
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anyone recognize that bad boy?
Anyone recognize that bad boy?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anything at all?
Anything at all?
Anything at all?
Anything at all?
Anything from the top shelf.
Anything from the top shelf.
Anything interesting happen' round here?
Anything interesting happen' round here?
Anytime,
Anytime,
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway, at this very moment,
Anyway, at this very moment,
Anyway, gotta run, Mrs. Hirano.
Anyway, gotta run, Mrs. Hirano.
Anyway, I I don't know why you're here, but you can tell Monogram that I'm not,
Anyway, I I don't know why you're here, but you can tell Monogram that I'm not,
Anyway, I've tried everything to grow facial hair.
Anyway, I've tried everything to grow facial hair.
Anyway, it will all become clear soon enough!
Anyway, it will all become clear soon enough!
Anyway, let's get down to business.
Anyway, let's get down to business.
Anyway, that horrible statue must be destroyed,
Anyway, that horrible statue must be destroyed,
Anyway, when I try to bust them, everything will just magically disappear.
Anyway, when I try to bust them, everything will just magically disappear.
Anyway, you don't need me. I just play bass in the background.
Anyway, you don't need me. I just play bass in the background.
Anyway..
Anyway..
Anyways, all I've been doing is calling my new girlfriend.
Anyways, all I've been doing is calling my new girlfriend.
Anywhere in the world!
Anywhere in the world!
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Anywhere's good.
Anywhere's good.
Apparently not.
Apparently not.
Archaeological dig!
Archaeological dig!
Are directing a movie...
Are directing a movie...
Are getting the band back together...
Are getting the band back together...
Are Isabella and the Fireside Girls.
Are Isabella and the Fireside Girls.
Are promoting a boxing match...
Are promoting a boxing match...
Are there any monsters in there?
Are there any monsters in there?
Are they all out having fun without me?
Are they all out having fun without me?
Are those mechanical arms?
Are those mechanical arms?
Are those slacks new?
Are those slacks new?
Are times that hard?
Are times that hard?
Are you a boy, doing nothing with your stepbrother today?
Are you a boy, doing nothing with your stepbrother today?
Are you a person or are you a food?
Are you a person or are you a food?
Are you almost done?
Are you almost done?
Are you auditioning too?
Are you auditioning too?
Are you boys ready over there?
Are you boys ready over there?
Are you Candace?
Are you Candace?