Alas, my dear friends, it seems we find ourselves in quite the predicament come the wee hours of the morn. The absence of dear mama in our humble abode has led to a most raucous affair unfolding before us. Ah, the living room - a veritable den of iniquity, filled with passion and merriment. And to think, these fair maidens show no signs of departing until the break of dawn. What say you, good sirs? Shall we partake in the revelry laid out before us, armed with protection aplenty? For the...