Martin Cheeseman's got a problem, it's plain to see, His inbox overflowing, like a stormy sea. The messages are piling up, some unread for days, He's just trying to find a way to navigate the maze. Oh, Martin, Martin, what can you do?, Emails everywhere, but none that are new. Delete and sort, archive and file, If you just hit 'reply,' you'll be in style. No more spam, no more fuss, Martin Cheeseman, you'll conquer this!