OH MY STARS, HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE, GOODNESS GRACIOUS! THAT IS UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR! MY FEATHERS ARE RUFFLED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! OH MY! OH, I SAY! SUCH WORDS SHOULD NEVER ESCAPE ONE'S BEAK, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! WHY, FIDDLESTICKS! A LADY LIKE MYSELF SIMPLY CANNOT ABIDE SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED, ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED! GOOD GOLLY GEE, NOW I MUST RETREAT TO MY BATH FOR A SOAK TO CALM DOWN, THIS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH TO BEAR! HMPH!