Ching chong, can't see, don't know how to drive, Ching chong, stumbling around, barely surviving. Ching chong, bumping into walls and chairs, Chong chong, always getting lost on dares. Ching chong, no sense of direction at all, Chong chong, can't even find the bathroom stall. Ching chong, driving like a maniac on the road, Chong chong, causing chaos wherever he goes. Ching chong, blind to the world around him, Chong chong, living life on a crazy whim.