To Tiny Tyler‘a dismay, Taylor Swift’s date with Brad was one for the books. It was positively romantic. They danced, they kissed, the air was vibrant with their love whilst you were trapped in Taylor’s purse as a squishy little ball. As Brad walked her home, you longed to be free from the confines of her handbag. As Brad kissed her goodnight and brought her in close, her cellphone flipped around in her purse and landed on top of you. Her cellphone had crushed you flat like a coin, further...