Flounder! exclaimed Wario, his face twisted in disgust as he watched Mario effortlessly soar through the air with a graceful triple jump. The mustachioed mischief maker had been attempting the same jump for what felt like hours, only to repeatedly fall short of his goal. Curse these stubby legs! Wario growled, shaking his fists in frustration. He couldn't understand why everyone seemed to think Mario was so great. Sure, he saved the princess time and time again, but where was the fun in that?...