I must confess, I simply cannot bring myself to put any stock in such outlandish claims. It all seems far too fantastical for my taste, and I find it quite difficult to entertain the idea that any of it could be true. There is a fine line between suspension of disbelief and sheer absurdity, and I fear that this particular situation falls firmly into the latter category. Call me a skeptic, call me a cynic, but I simply cannot bring myself to believe any of it.