Ladies, gentlemen and guppies of all ages, happy Valentine's Day. To celebrate, we're putting on my special Happy Valentine's play. Your play? Yes, after all, I am the narrator. You know, the one telling this story. Now I'd like to introduce the hero of our play, the one the only kill. All we need now is a great director. What's the director? A director is someone who helps put the whole story together so it looks and sounds swim sessional. Hey, will you be our director? Fantastic. What's upo...