Amy, you really ought to consider shortening your claw- err, I mean nails! They seem to have a mind of their own, constantly growing and curling like a villain in a Saturday morning cartoon. It's like they're in their own movie where they just keep growing and growing until they take over the world! You might want to consider a nail trimming intervention before they start plotting world domination. Just a friendly reminder from your favorite intergalactic delivery crew member!