My child so foolish, cannot comprehend He attempts to connect, but met with racial blend He consumes the dumplings, yet resembles Kim Jong His appearance so grim, like the beast King Kong My offspring inept, unable to play the game pong He aims to win affection from a lady named Sue But her rejection stings, for he lacks the allure And my youngster destitute, unable to afford dim sum Yes, yes, yes, yes My child so dense, my child so dense Yes, yes, yes My child is so dense, yes He messages...