When Boris Johnson, the public figure, decided to embark on a quest for enlightenment, he found himself delving into the complex world of ventriloquism. As he poured over books detailing the art of throwing one's voice and the intricacies of ventriloquist dummy manipulation, he became increasingly fascinated by the possibilities such skills could offer. Boris Johnson soon realized that theory could only take him so far, and he needed to put his newfound knowledge into practice. With a...