My fellow Americans, it is with a heavy heart that I must address the recent developments at Cedar Point. The gutting of the entertainment department, closure of beloved attractions, and reduction in quality offerings is a stark contrast to the park's once esteemed reputation. In these trying times, it is important to remember the vision of leaders like George Arthur Boeckling, whose dedication to excellence would surely be compromised by the current state of affairs. We must strive to uphold...