I Farted - My son wants me to know that he farted, so he tells me 2x. Really funny bit from a child

I never knew how many different sounds could make up a single day until I became a parent. From the hilarious to the heartwarming, the sounds of my children have become the soundtrack of my life. One day, out of the blue, my son proudly declared, "I farted!" Not content with saying it just once, he repeated it for good measure. His giggles infectious, it was a moment I will always remember with a smile. Then there are the moments that melt my heart, like when my son sweetly says, "I love you, Daddy." The sincerity in his voice is enough to make even the toughest of days seem brighter. And it's not just my son who fills my heart with joy through sound. My daughter, in her tiny, angelic voice, declares, "I love Daddy," a phrase that never fails to make me feel like the luckiest father in the world. But it's not all sweetness and light in the world of sound. Sometimes, things take a dark and eerie turn, like when a voice, seemingly from beyond the grave, beckons, "I want brains." The unmistakable groans of the undead remind me of a horror movie, except this time, it's not just make-believe. Who knew zombies could be so demanding? Speaking of creatures of the night, a familiar voice chills me to the bone as it utters, "I am Dracula." The iconic Count Dracula from old black and white movies seems to have come alive, ready to sink his teeth into unsuspecting victims. But not all robotic voices are as sinister. A metallic intonation declares, "I am a robot," a reminder of the future where artificial intelligence reigns supreme. And just when I think I've heard it all, a voice filled with malice declares, "I will kill you." It's a stark contrast to the innocent sounds of my children, a reminder that not all sounds are created equal. Thankfully, this menacing voice is just a sound effect, far removed from the safety of my home and family. These diverse sounds may seem like an odd assortment, but to me, they represent the multifaceted nature of life as a parent. Through laughter, love, and even a touch of terror, these sounds have become a part of my everyday existence. They may be unconventional, but they are uniquely mine. You can play and download these sounds at (insert link here).