💬 Girl Meets World

A cool universe, huh?

A date? They're going on a date?

A father daughter dance.

A father, a mother and a little girl.

A harajuku girl?

A hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, because I'm dangerous.

A hundred forty eight days from cyclone day!

A lot of things happened in 1963.

A memory that will live with me right up until the next thing happens.

A more natural look during the day.

A piece of paper and our own imaginations.

A squirrel.

A trillion years of evolution in five seconds

A wah a wah.

A wah a wah...

A war we fought against ourselves.

About chicken with pictures.

About time you showed up.

About to find out, sir.

Actress?

Actually you guys came in two pieces.

Actually, a voice I've always trusted has been telling me that I am.

Actually, Ava, what you're gonna do

Actually, the great mystery of the universe is how you could love two women the same

After an appearance in a small cafe

Ah, my speech. That's an easy fix.

Ah, so you can breathe.

Ah, the box of shame.

Ah, Topanga. Sit, darling.

Ah, who knows?

Ah, yes, the Farkle.

Ahh!

Ain't working. Look at these.

All about your new best friend and none of us will listen.

All caught up. Googly time!

All of our relatives met each other on the same night.

All right, all right, that's far enough, Maya. I get it.

All right, all right. Half hour you can stay.

All right, everybody who did their homework, put it on your desks.

All right, Farkle, you can get down now.

All right, fine, I'll eat it.

All right, future history makers, welcome to career day.

All right, good day, everybody. Class dismissed

All right, guys, tell you what.

All right, guys. I like my detention

All right, he is a spy.

All right, I know these are works in progress, but let's see where we are.

All right, let's get out there and make some money...

All right, let's talk about a real make believe company.

All right, progress reports.

All right, status report.

All right, what do you guys know about girls?

All the way back to your house!

All through history, people have suffered consequences for telling the truth.

All week. And now... you.

All you have to do is trust them.

Allow us to demonstrate.

Alone? I don't know if I'm ready for that.

Alone.

Always liked you, Matthews. You got moxie.

Always room for you, buddy.

Always, sir.

Always.

Am I ever going to take a risk that changes my destiny?

Am I the type of person who always plays it safe?

Ancient Greece...

Ancient Troy was protected by walls.

And "the natural cornucopia of the earth's bounty"...

And a new adventure begins.

And a smiley face.

And actually hang with royalty.

And all you other subterranean mole people...

And alliances were forged in battle

And another one of you.

And as you can see, I am quite the influence on them.

And be together forever.

And because it quiets you down. 999900:00:0,500 > 00:00:2,00www.tvsubtitles.net

And Chase our imaginary father.

And dad takes me to ride the roller coaster a bunch of times, right?

And defeated Troy.

And guess what? He's working for me.

And Hart and Friar muffins.

And he just got promoted.

And her very weird journal.

And here's a twist... no computers.

And here's another twist because I trust you not at all... give me your cellphones.

And hey, aquarius, be a good hippie

And how does that make you feel?

And I am offering you a tuna melt to show my gratitude. Yes or no?

And I believe that by doing this,

And I couldn't find her in the halls.

And I decide who to call on and what I'm gonna ask them!

And I did. Because here we are.

And I didn't. See? Only one of us is disappointed.

And I don't like doing anything without my friends.

And I end up marrying Anthony Delveccio and we buy things in bulk.

And I know once we stop going, we're never going back.

And I let you eat cake and whipped cream.

And I like that.

And I lost something that turns out to be important to me.

And I may just be the first girl

And I really can't have shaving cream...

And I start thinkin' about what I can do for them.

And I still have high hopes.

And I think she is.

And I think you deserve to get toe fungus

And I think...

And I want more for her than coming home

And I was wondering

And I will easily be able to make another one of you...

And I'll be the behind the scenes hermit genius.

And I'll try not to forget that.

And I'm about to be late for addressing the united nations.

And I'm amazed that you believe that.

And I'm here with our checkbook.

And I'm in love with her.

And I'm not humiliated.

And I've decided to prove it by letting you help the John Quincy Adams'

And I've learned...

And if you refuse to learn that, I guarantee you,

And into a good life.

And it'll amaze you to know that I have 394 friends in here.

And it's a delivery? You had something delivered?

And it's not right, sir. Our muffins are good for you.

And let's not try so hard to find out.

And look at the 'frigerator.

And look in each other's eyes will we be able to touch each other's hearts."

And Lucas.

And made a human connection that you can even begin to know each other."

And make sure we did right by our customers.

And maybe along the way, you guys are going to learn a little bit more about yourselves.

And men and women and what they say to each other.

And my current assignment is to consider how assumptions

And never comes back for it?

And nighttime makeup?

And not completely under the spell of...

And now from Einstein academy,

And now I kind of feel like everybody's even.

And only one of us will never let this go. You know that.

And our concluding statement will be made by Lucas Friar.

And people tend to stay at the same level as their parents,

And raise the price up to $3.00.

And remember, you're beautiful, man

And right now the world wants me like this.

And Riley...

And sacrifices uniqueness, which is our most valuable freedom.

And screams at people and you're not humiliated, right?

And see how you do for yourselves.

And see if you can channel my shark lawyer back.

And that I actually do come from cowboys.

And that it cares about you.

And the night has always been a mystery to me.

And the universe is going to have the truth come out anyway.

And the universe is probably much too busy

And the world.

And then I ask a little question like, "hey!

And then Jenny Lewis loves me...

And then my friend pulled my hair out.

And then my friends treated me nicely.

And then my teacher measured us and then I'm growing.

And then my teacher took my phone away and then my teacher was also my father.

And then neither will I.

And then you can eat it!

And there goes Virginia.

And there is nothing you could do or say that could ever change that.

And there was no one there, so I called Dr. Galendo and he talked me through it.

And there's a nice lady who pinches your cheeks.

And they all come out like this.

And they lost everything because of outer beauty.

And they're not.

And this is from my friends.

And this many gets to tell this many what to do.

And this record was a big hit.

And this would be my first act as a king.

And to find out what's going on in Texas.

And to peace. I believe that peace is worth fighting for.

And we know how to give it to them.

And we're there.

And we're very happy that you're all jazzed up...

And were made stronger because of that.

And what about you? When are you gonna tell the truth to Farkle?

And what do you do?

And what does that get them? We can buy and sell their business.

And what happened after the sneak attack.

And what was the name of the club?

And what you need to put into it is 400 dollars. Gimme.

And when Farkle does rule the world, no matter what devices we come up with,

And when you leave the next station, there'll be one waiting for you.

And who made you the king of friendship?

And who might you be?

And why do you think that was, Mr. Friar?

And yay for you, my best friend, for watching me with a smile.

And you affect someone else's.

And you didn't tell me?

And you don't need your phone to connect with your real friends.

And you expected that you would be?

And you have to tell the truth about it

And you hold on to him for as long as you can.

And you know that somebody's birthday is coming up, don't you?

And you know what? You're already a wonderful human being.

And you know who came over?

And you selected these ingredients because?

And you showing me your leg and all,

And you stop judging me.

And you take Mr. Googly

And you want me to do my homework.

And you will eat your words using plastic cutlery.

And you, you keep playing.

And you'll forget to bring shower shoes and you'll take somebody else's

And, Auggie, it's very important that you hold onto your friends.

And, Auggie, stay this many for as long as possible,

And, lips, oh, you the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss.

And, uh, I'm pleased to see some of you have evolved since the last quiz.

And, you two, don't worry so much about your future.

Announcing the arrival of party guest number six, female number one

Another day, another little piece of my soul gone.

Anybody?

Anyone else?

Anything at all that you guys believe in so strongly you'd fight for it.

Anyway, that was all.

Apparently you have a better sense of direction than I anticipated.

Are about to give me one of their designer ponchos.

Are there any more of these mashed potatoes?

Are there any questions I can answer for anyone?

Are you as interesting as you look?

Are you asking my help?

Are you finally intrigued by me, Farkle?

Are you gonna be in the next play?

Are you gonna eat that because if you're not gonna eat that I would eat that right now

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? We love supporting the middle school art scene.

Are you making fun of me?

Are you okay, Smackle?

Are you okay? Do we need to talk about it?

Are you saying she flirts better than you?

Are you sitting here because you want to be my mate?

Are you telling me your mom never showed up?

Arms, take your last embrace.

Art book. Ms. Kossal gave it to me.

As much as how you treat people?

As my Uncle Buster always says,

As soon as we sell them all, I'll pay her back.

As the army inside.

Ask her if she's still working for us.

At least I was up. What do you have besides an idea?

At least you're growing.

At things I know I'll never have.

Auggie bought all of this for me.

Auggie doesn't have to buy my love with costume jewelry.

Auggie, are you saying that the truth does matter,

Auggie, are you saying that the universe pays attention to me?

Auggie, are you saying the truth doesn't matter

Auggie, can I at least have my good night kiss?

Auggie, I appreciate that you did anything for me at all.

Auggie, I assumed you guys broke up.

Auggie, I'm your foogly boogly best friend.

Auggie, please, take Mr. Googly, okay?

Auggie, you've been watching us, right?

Auggie!

Auggie?

Ava said we might not be together forever.

Ava!

Aw, it looks like Auggie's trying to be daddy's little man.

Aw, my two sad, little men.

Aw, no. Out like out there with me and Riley

Aw...

Aww, look at him looking for a place to fit in.

Aww. You're as sweet as sugar.

Aww...

Ay yai yai yai, ay yai yai yai, ay yai yai yai, ay yai, ay yai yai yai.

Back off!

Barf! Barf, I say!

Based on what you see?

Be good people, learn all you can

Be ready in a minute.

Be together for the rest

Beauty is nowhere near as important

Because beauty is not skin deep.

Because he was never in any of the pictures, because he took them.

Because he's really cute. Don't you think?

Because history is all about missed opportunities.

Because I always thought you were one of us?

Because I can't take it anymore.

Because I didn't hear that you and Lucas were together or anything.

Because I gave it to her. What am I gonna do about my mid afternoon snack?

Because I go to bed at 7:30.

Because I have some thoughts.

Because I love her. Where is she?

Because I want you and your friends to become human beings.

Because I'm sneaking onto the subway.

Because I'm this many

Because I'm...

Because if I have any talent at all, it's this, so don't get mad at me.

Because if it was your world, Maya would have you on the subway already,

Because if this is my world now, the first person I want in it is you.

Because if you know it, Maya, you don't fail.

Because if you're bus doesn't break down, then we don't become friends.

Because it's gold, it's expensive, and my curiosity gets the better of me.

Because it's your father's job to give you little tests.

Because nobody looks like that.

Because she listens to me.

Because that was your first kiss and it was with Farkle.

Because that's the right and responsible thing to do.

Because there was no more homework.

Because there's someone else we want to introduce you to.

Because they're 100% carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.

Because they're better at that than you could ever be.

Because they're not your shower shoes.

Because this is it, right here.

Because this many tells this many what to do.

Because what's on the inside has to be more important

Because when the mouth is moving, it will affect all the sketches.

Because you are upsetting the universe.

Because you go too far.

Because you like people and that gets in my way.

Because you love me?

Because you think other people are better,

Because you're all full of that Texas "gee willikers" hooey.

Because you're both aesthetically pleasing.

Because you're not wearing any.

Because...

Been looking at the people, huh?

Before the sneak attack that changed everything.

Before you and cellphones.

Being smarter than me. How come you're always smarter than me?

Being there for him is the most important thing we can be...

Being what other people want you to be is just a sword hanging over your head.

Belgium, 1831...

Believe me, I know the story.

Between our own John Quincy Adams middle school...

Between the two of us, Farkle and I have 1261.

Between the two of us, Riley and I have 1260 "A" s. Ha!

Beyootiful!

Big deal frozen yogurt people want place.

Black.

Bleah!

Bonjour, Lucas.

Books.

Boom!

Boop!

Boop?

Boop.

Both of you!

Both: Whee!

Brings you deeper into the story.

Broccoli, she's intelligent.

Bum on a bench.

Businesses do not just mislead their customers to make a little bit of money!

But a pretty evil genius, don't you think?

But am superior in every other area.

But aren't there consequences for that too, sir?

But back here in the seventh grade,

But because we were united

But before we go, I notice some fathers have arrived

But every so often, little tests like this are gonna come up.

But everything's new to me...

But Friday is the last night for the coney island cyclone.

But get a smoothie all alone and continue this good cry I'm having.

But he prefers you both to me

But here's a little secret.

But history has nothing to do with us.

But I am a significant amount of fun.

But I didn't know and I'm not going down for this. I'll talk.

But I don't think you should hang out alone with this girl.

But I feel like it belongs with you

But I love her.

But I think it only works for her.

But I thought you loved her.

But I want you to see how easily an "F" can become an "A."

But I wonder if you would share your business

But I'm also equally in love with Maya.

But if you listen carefully, you'll find out that it's paying attention

But in my experience with the universe, no matter what you do,

But it doesn't matter what she says,

But it sure was expensive.

But it turns out that I don't really have any friends in here.

But it's my first dance, dad.

But it's not debatable.

But it's our first dance!

But it's still this.

But just so you know, when I say it I am not making fun of you

But look at how she looks at everyone.

But look, four red nails and one blue one.

But Lucas didn't even do anything.

But my mother already made me eggs, home fries, wheat toast,

But nothing bad could happen.

But now it's time to do good.

But now you're gonna be.

But of course you did.

But pretty boy... pretty boy's still here.

But she also says we might.

But there's just some things that mom can naturally teach me.

But they'll make sure their morning doughnut stays dry?

But this is so innocent.

But we're not saying anything.

But what if Lucas takes her to a scary movie?

But what's more important to me than anything..

But where's your hunk?

But you can't tell him the truth.

But you know that's really not the way it works, right?

But you know what's coming.

But you should tell it to people warmly?

But you, Riley, can consider this a ticket to the world.

But you're all growed up.

But you're forgetting, I don't have the technology.

But, you know, I don't think that matters to Maya at all.

By knowing a good idea when I hear one.

By the color of their skin but by the content of their character

By the time I was your age, I had 350 "a" s.

By the way, you're drawing Lucas.

By you.

By your old world bakery and thoroughly enjoyed the...

Bye bye, Maya.

California.

Calm down, Farkle. You're speaking in Dutch again.

Can go wrong over here is if I go over there.

Can I hear it in a sentence?

Can I tell you a secret?

Can we keep him, can we keep him?

Can we please talk about this?

Can you believe I didn't get it?

Can you excuse me for just one sec?

Can you teach me how to flirt with Lucas?

Can't remember, it was like five minutes ago.

Can't you see?

Can't. Can't move. Scared.

Can't. Stranger. You want me to sit on the bench,

Card.

Career day.

Careful there, Ms. Hart.

Cash, cabbage, cheddah cheeeze!

Cellphones have been around for, like, ever.

Change history.

Chick?

Chicken.

Chipmunk combo deal.

Choose one who was around during that time.

Class project. Fake business.

Class, this is Maya's mother, Katy hart.

Close up magic? Really?

Color with you.

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, hand 'em up, hand 'em up.

Come on, little plant. Come back into the sun.

Come on, mommy. I want my muffin and my joke.

Come on, P.J. time.

Come on, where'd you get the locket?

Come on.

Come up here, daughter.

Coming and going, giving their lives to fake businesses.

Congratulations, New York lawyer.

Considering the effort I put into my appearance.

Contract say "no raise rent

Cool.

Cory Matthews!

Cory, her first dance is hardly the end of your relationship.

Cory: No no no.

Cory: Sit down!

Could I ask you a favor?

Could we be friends?

Country of origin?

Couple of sweet kids like you and you sit there like a couple of lumps.

Crazy hat goes into buildings

Dad, adjust and deal.

Dad, when it comes to this stuff, I don't think there's anything you can teach me.

Dad, you have a choice here.

Dad...?

Daddy, since Riley's too big for you, maybe we could do something every year.

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Daddy!

Daddy?

Damocles.

Darwin didn't study turkeys.

Darwin studied animals.

Deal with it. I've gone over to the dork side.

Depends on the movie. Depends who I'm going with.

Detention him, detention her.

Detention over.

Detention this afternoon,

Did I inherit anything from you two?

Did that just come from me?

Did you know that a baby horse stands in the first hour after it's born?

Did you know that people won't protect themselves from the storm,

Did you know that when you listen to someone, they'll tell you stuff?

Did you see that?

Did you think Farkle was good in the play?

Did you think I wouldn't hunt you down?

Do birds know how to smile?

Do I need help?

Do it right now with the pepper

Do my best by you, no matter what you...

Do not push her off this train!

Do us a favor and don't grow up so fast, okay?

Do what, Riley? Invite you to a party with all my friends

Do you have a helicopter, Cory?

Do you know what yesterday was?

Do you like the movies? Dark at the movies.

Do you people realize that I'm only this many?

Do you really think I'm one of those girls

Do you think he'll sit with us?

Do you think it's right that somebody loses something so beautiful

Do you think Lucas knows?

Do you think that could ever happen to us?

Do you think you could find some cheese and make yourself scarce?

Do you understand me?

Do you understand that finally something is beyond your control?

Do you wanna lay that out again for us normals?

Do you want half a tuna melt?

Does anybody see this?

Does she have to be here?

Does she?

Does that get me a cellphone?

Does this have something to do with... ucch... Ava?

Does this look like we think you're not worth working on?

Doesn't always mean it is.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Uh...

Dominic Falcone has a real cellphone.

Don't be fooled by a pretty wrapper.

Don't be me.

Don't blow this.

Don't care. I'm mad with power.

Don't disappoint us.

Don't keep the dollar.

Don't know

Don't know. Big world.

Don't let anybody tell you what to be.

Don't let anybody tell you what to wear.

Don't let your history be one of missed opportunities.

Don't miss a thing, do you, crazy hat?

Don't sign anything

Don't take it personally, Cory.

Don't take this the wrong way, dad,

Don't try to cheer me up, kid.

Don't wear it out

Don't worry, he wrote you a note.

Don't you worry, weirdo.

Don't you worry. My mommy will take care of everything.

Down here I'm a chick

Down here I'm a chick.

Down, Farkle.

Downsizing.

Drawing a woman's face is different than drawing a man's.

Dude, I'm supposed to kiss the girl.

Dun dun dun... cyclone night.

During this war

Eat your dinner, honey.

Einstein academy.

Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.

Enjoy.

Enjoyed its greatest period of growth,

Especially when people do that

Especially you, Farkle.

Evelyn rand.

Even though it is easy to be fooled by the beauty of a trojan horse,

Even when I think of her backwards

Even when I think of it backwards it's still yay!

Even without glasses?

Every decision you make every day,

Every night.

Every time you decide to turn left instead of right, you make history

Everybody seems to like our muffins, dad.

Everybody sees this.

Everybody welcome Riley.

Everybody!

Everyone else in school will be your customers.

Everything I need to know while I'm here?

Ew, yuck!

Except for this one.

Except her.

Except this here halo of popularity.

Except Tuesdays. I got playground.

Excuse me?

Eyes, look your last.

Farkle and I are perfect for each other.

Farkle didn't do anything except open my eyes

Farkle Farkle Farkle Farkle.

Farkle Farkle Farkle.

Farkle is in a bird's nest.

Farkle isn't going anywhere!

Farkle, are you with us or not? No homework, more freedom.

Farkle, come here.

Farkle, do whatever you do with that.

Farkle, do you have an appointment?

Farkle, how could you do this to me?

Farkle, I meant

Farkle, I need to talk to you.

Farkle, we're a business.

Farkle, what are you doing?

Farkle, you might find this hard to believe,

Farkle, you said all natural.

Farkle, you were out there?

Farkle, you're the biggest flirt in seventh grade.

Farkle!

Farkle?

Farkle.

Farkle...

Farkle's gone.

Farkle's muffins!

Father, may we continue with the lesson?

Finches and mockingbirds.

Fine

Fine, make fun of me.

Fine. (Footsteps)

First time you ever said that, isn't it?

Five seconds, miss Matthews, or you're eliminated.

Food fight!

Food would only keep me alive.

For me to think any other way is just acting, and I'm not that good.

For me.

For mommy to feed him.

For the moment we first met.

For your excellence in your display

Forever?

Forgive her, Auggie. She misses her telephone.

Former movie star? Olympic figure skater?

Formidable opponents... And smackle.

France, you would have brought me back a croissant.

Free to be who you am.

Freedom is the only plan.

Friar. Farkle. Hart.

Friday?

Fried chicken, barbecued chicken...

Friends talk to each other, but real friends listen.

Friends, family...

Friendship and loyalty are for the weak.

From the lost and found.

From the moment I met you...

From the moment it's asked

From what I can piece together, my great grandmother Rosie McGee

Fulfill our potential as a species.

Full of many beautiful things.

Game? I mean no game.

Gentlemen, you're making assumptions,

Get off!

Get out of my way.

Get up, Farkle. You're gonna want to be awake for this.

Get used to this right now.

Get used to this.

Gimme that and I won't call you "ranger Rick" all week.

Gimme! Gimme. I'll take anything.

Ginsburg.

Give me advice. You're a genius at this.

Give me your hand.

Go ahead, make it yours.

Go ahead, pray.

Go ahead.

Go do what you know how to do.

Go get 'em in some subway stations.

Go left or right.

Go.

Going, "rahr rahr rah!"

Gone, sir.

Good and bad, light and dark,

Good for you

Good for you.

Good for you. I'm proud of you.

Good girl.

Good luck to you.

Good luck.

Good night, buddy.

Good night, Father. Good night, Mother.

Good night, Mother. Good night, Father.

Good, great, nobody talks to nobody.

Good.

Good. Let's go.

Good. Riley.

Goodbye.

G****s day.

Great grandfather Ginsburg was hard to research,

Great, thank you.

Great, you're just in time for today's assignment.

Great. Let's go right now.

Green. Tan

Greetings, fellow partygoer.

Grow up.

Guess what, Riley?

Guys, a daughter asks her father, "what's my thing?"

Guys, what about me?

Ha aaaa!

Ha!

Had 'em all running around scared of me.

Hah!

Half.

Harajuku, something I'm n o t.

Harajuku.

Hark! You cometh uppeth here and getteth kissed too.

Hart and Friar muffins report: We started with 100 muffins,

Hart, you are trouble.

Have a good day, dollies.

Have a seat.

Have created an authentic look and life for themselves that is unique to them.

Have we prayed? Have we prayed as a family?

Have you ever even heard me talk?

Have you noticed the lightsabers hanging from the ceiling

Haven't we all?

He doesn't have to, but he will.

He feels bad. You have to go to your father.

He gave up the chess club. He gave up the chemistry club.

He gets our days. Let's take back our nights.

He is not a spy.

He killed the play. Those are the words.

He loves you.

He said that?

He studied finches and mockingbirds.

He thinks he's being an adult.

He was a man named Merlin Scoggins.

He went left instead of right.

He went to jail for a little while.

He will.

He's a close up magician. Yay.

He's a director.

He's a lot smarter than I am.

He's a very sneaky pigeon, but I'm onto him.

He's always been my partner and we've always done well together.

He's available. We just broke up.

He's going to make you end the friendship.

He's got this new family.

He's not my teacher anymore. I now attend a prestigious online academy.

He's really upset with me.

He's right over there.

Hehhh.

Hello

Hello, book lady.

Hello, Cory Matthews. I am so sorry for interrupting.

Hello, everybody!

Hello, I'm Merlin Scoggins.

Hello, ladies.

Hello, lady.

Hello, Riley.

Hello, suddenly approachable woman.

Hello.

Help up by a single tiny thread

Her and Maya, gone.

Her name is Ava, she likes cheese

Here we go.

Here you go... take your phone. Take it now.

Here.

Here's what I think is worth fighting for:

Here's what I'm thinking.

Here's what's funny, you're not disappointing her at all.

Here's what's real: People are wet and cold out there.

Hey, Auggie, guess what.

Hey, Auggie, is that for me, buddy?

Hey, chemistry club, you know what you get

Hey, chess club, you can move king's knight to bishop six

Hey, crazy hat! What goes on in your head?

Hey, dad. Can you tell me why I kind of think trying to help Farkle

Hey, Farkle's not the only one with a master plan.

Hey, hat, you're a sight for sore eyes.

Hey, here's a new thing. Where'd you get the locket?

Hey, honey, what's for breakfast?

Hey, I'm the only "she" who gets to see you in your pajamas.

Hey, if she goes, I go.

Hey, lawyer lady. How's about we go out sometime?

Hey, losers, it's Maya.

Hey, Maya, boop.

Hey, Maya.

Hey, my father tells my mother the truth, even when he knows

Hey, Riley, 7:00.

Hey, Riley, pa poom!

Hey, soaring eagle, you walkin' with us to the library tonight?

Hey, superspy, tell me stuff.

Hey, that's a pivotal part of my diorama!

Hey, this isn't so different from Texas.

Hey, we told you we were always gonna be here for you.

Hey, what's up? Is there a seat with you guys?

Hey, you know what would make this just perfect for me?

Hey, you wanted success.

Hey!

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Hey! Tell me stuff!

Hey! That's officer copper to you.

Hey! What's so great about their muffins?

Hey.

Hi, Auggie.

Hi, guys.

Hi, I was in here the other day

Hi, I'm Maya. You're really cute.

Hi, mom.

Hi.

Hi. How are you? Good.

His boat was the beagle.

His name was Merlin.

History is alive even if you weren't.

History shows that bad things happen when you don't know who you are.

Hm... so you don't like this, huh?

Hmm, so I had a pretty good day!

Hmm. Smackle, would you mind telling me,

Ho, mama!

Hold me, daddy! Daddy, hold me!

Hold me, daddy! Daddy! Hold me!

Honey, fathers don't see anything as innocent.

Honey, it's just for this year.

Honey, of course. That's only natural.

Honey, please don't come apart.

Honey, please don't make your father right.

Honey, stay an hour. Stay a week, stay forever.

Honey, you have to go to him.

Hopalong, Sundance and Ranger Rick.

How about some Turkey sandwiches?

How are your profits, Friar?

How bad do you think this is gonna be?

How bad is this?

How can he be an adult? I'm not an adult!

How can I make that up to you?

How can you see it any other way?

How come you don't tell Farkle the truth, but you have no trouble telling me?

How could I crush one of the best actors

How could I love these two different women?

How could I not? Thank you! I am Farkle!

How could something that tastes so good make me feel so bad?

How did you connect?

How did you do that? Are you a genius and we don't know it?

How do I look?

How do we do that, dad? We weren't there.

How does daddy go to bed?

How does that happen to someone, Maya?

How great is history class now, everybody?

How important is it that you don't know me at all?

How long do I have to live in my father's world?

How long you been here?

How old are you?

How old do you guys think I am?

How the once mighty have fallen.

How was your night, Riley?

How will you affect people?

How ya doin'?

How ya doing?

How you doin'?

How you doing, honey?

How you doing?

How?

How's it going in here?

How's it going?

How's my breath?

How's that workin' out for us so far, huckleberry?

However, I also learned

Huh hur rrrr!

Huh.

Huh. I wonder how many people the idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined.

Huh. You saw all that just by lookin' a little.

I actually do.

I actually I thought I ruined the play.

I actually made it out the door this time!

I actually think that Smackle is

I adored you.

I always thought he'd wind up with back of the class Brenda.

I am a continuation

I am a serious artist who belongs in Paris.

I am a spy. You made me a card.

I am an actress.

I am crying my eyes out.

I am energy, you can't destroy energy.

I am Farkle!

I am gonna show you the best place to hide

I am not gonna teach you guys about the '60s.

I am now...

I am sad.

I am Smackle.

I am so impressed with your rich, Texas heritage

I am teacher!

I am the weirdest cat there is.

I am.

I appreciate your coming, I do.

I ate your flowers.

I baked just for you, little man.

I believe in them. I've watched them.

I bet it's got great mashed potatoes.

I came to make some new friends.

I came to school and embarrassed her.

I can do boop like you've never seen.

I can get through this whole thing without making a text or a call.

I can't do that, sir. Wasn't invited.

I can't wait to meet your older woman.

I can't wear those anymore.

I changed my mind. I want you in there.

I come from a long line of Clutterbuckets.

I come from a very talented family.

I continue to not understand anything.

I continued it.

I could introduce you to my special guest star.

I could never do anything near this.

I could never.

I couldn't even get that order right.

I couldn't get her to come and I'm very disappointed.

I decide what to say and when I'm gonna say it,

I delivered this beautiful palomino.

I did, I made myself the king of friendship.

I didn't mean to do that.

I didn't say hello though, because I was already in my thing with the pigeon.

I didn't want to win this way, Smackle.

I dig you immedia tois.

I do, however, have one question for the locket.

I do!

I do.

I don't care. He's mine now.

I don't draw for other people to look at, but thank you.

I don't even need to look out this window

I don't expect out of life what you expect, Riley.

I don't get it.

I don't have a prescription. Although I must say,

I don't have a say in which cases we represent.

I don't have to know anything except that they love it.

I don't know how you could.

I don't know how!

I don't know what to do now.

I don't know what's going on here and I don't have any right to say this,

I don't know what's going to happen.

I don't know why.

I don't know.

I don't know. Don't do anything.

I don't know. I made it up

I don't know. It's us.

I don't know. You pay Riley.

I don't really know,

I don't see the salt, daddy. The salt's gone.

I don't think I could do that even if I tried.

I don't think like you people.

I don't think so anymore.

I don't think that's actually...

I don't think that's what they're filled with, Riley.

I don't understand what's happening to me.

I don't understand why these things happen.

I don't want them together. I don't.

I don't want to be a Clutterbucket.

I don't want to go to the dance!

I don't want to tell you who she is.

I even love going to school.

I feel bad. Will he come to me?

I found it on the street.

I gave my whole life to that company.

I get off work every day at 3:15...

I get to sit here with you?

I give Riley an allowance because she does chores.

I go over to this guy over here...

I go too far. And I don't think that's gonna stop.

I got a best friend. I'm not talking to her right now.

I got a guitar that belonged to my great grandmother Rosie,

I got a talent. How about that?

I got here through a lot of hard work in school.

I got pizza crust and a shoe.

I got something to say to you.

I got that from them.

I got your note in my teacher's box.

I guess so.

I guess the thing I miss most about Texas are the pets I used to have.

I guess we should find out if it's okay with her.

I guess we'll never know.

I had 24 horses.

I had a hamster.

I had helicopter problems, 'cause I have a helicopter.

I had to listen to Lucas and his mother talk about

I hardly think the universe is upset with me for being nice to Farkle.

I have a dream today."

I have a new best friend now.

I have a very specific taste in girls. Is she one?

I have a way.

I have always believed technology would help us

I have an older woman coming over.

I have been very careful to span the gamut

I have eyelashes.

I have nobody at home who helps me with my homework.

I have observed you two are good friends.

I have something to say.

I have to be able to talk to you.

I hope so, bubba.

I hope we can be friends.

I hope you enjoy being beautiful.

I invited your mom.

I it's not because I'm disrespectful.

I just can't believe that little guy

I just did.

I just don't think my young protege

I just don't understand how we end up in situations like this.

I just don't want to fail, Mr. Matthews.

I just have the actual sky.

I just like that they're all together.

I just like you more and more.

I just want to know who here wants this present.

I just want to see where this goes.

I just want to stand by my girl.

I just want you to know that I get it wouldn't be your fault.

I just wanted to see if sitting in the window would fix my woman trouble.

I just wanted to see what would happen.

I just... I don't want him taken away from us.

I just... I don't want him with her.

I keep looking at it.

I knew it. What month?

I know a lot of things are going to happen.

I know it's better warmer, but I don't know how to do that.

I know it's what you're going to have to do with me.

I know not your doing.

I know she's the chairman of the board of rand industries.

I know that my dad appreciated the effort.

I know that.

I know this is weird, but have we met before?

I know you would.

I know you, Maya. You're not a puzzle to me at all.

I know, but I'm here on business.

I know, honey.

I know, you expect too much.

I know!

I know.

I lied to Farkle, he loves me.

I like debate... exploring two sides of the same thing...

I like school and I do pretty well.

I like that we end up in situations like this.

I like this place. I like Mrs. Svorski.

I liked you better blurry.

I liked your song, ma'am.

I liked yours.

I listen to you.

I live here now.

I loathe you.

I look at me and I know I'd better get good grades,

I lost the two most important girls in my life.

I love a sunny day.

I love both of you. I want you happy.

I love everything. I sat here.

I love it.

I love Mr. Googly.

I love my friends.

I love my friends. I love my family.

I love that little girl and I won't pretend with her.

I love you too.

I love you, but... You're a lot of work.

I love you, Riley, but I'm leaving this here.

I made it for you.

I mean, even if all someone wants is a little bit of alone time,

I mean, what could possibly go wrong there?

I mean, what could possibly happen?

I mean, who keeps the wrapping paper?

I mean, you're going up, and it starts slowing down,

I might be Farkle.

I need an advance on my salary in the exact amount

I need to know if you're stealing things.

I need to. I need to grow up and go to bed like daddy does.

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I only want to beat her when she's really her.

I play Farkle.

I practiced the whole way here.

I pretend I'm fancy, but I'm not.

I pretend to have a career, and I don't.

I propose a merger between Riley and Farkle's muffins

I ride the subway now, I have kiwi lips now and I'm just as cool as you now.

I run Minkus International, I have a helicopter, and she chose you.

I said "buddy." I'm not helping myself, am I?

I said too much.

I saw potatoes not where potatoes are supposed to be.

I see a bunch of wet people who could probably use some real umbrellas.

I see. Older woman.

I seek knowledge.

I should find out what kind of snacks you like so I could buy some for you.

I should?

I showed my work. People liked it.

I showed up a day late.

I sing song from old country

I sit here lookin' at all the people because it turns out,

I stand by our product, sir.

I stepped out of the way.

I swear, Riley I swear.

I takes it however I gets it.

I think because I'm growing.

I think I had g****s.

I think I'll just steal her from Lucas myself.

I think I'm ready.

I think I'm worth $3.49 plus tax.

I think if you actually spend time with her alone

I think it is.

I think it works best for us when you go on your imaginary auditions

I think it's important to have a neighborhood place

I think maybe we'd have more fun just hanging out together.

I think of this as a personal challenge issued by Missy Bradford

I think she's aware of that, Lucas.

I think someday I might like to be a veterinarian.

I think that we connected.

I think that's what you're supposed to do.

I think the eyes should go straight to the gun show.

I think there's something seriously wrong with him.

I think they're hooked.

I think this belongs to you.

I think this seat has my name on it, actually.

I think too much and you don't think at all.

I think we should have some faith in our Riley.

I think you could call 'em that.

I think you know more than you don't know,

I think you look nice any way you are, Maya.

I think you're a thief.

I thought I hada good marriage, but I didn't.

I thought my whole life was in my phone,

I thought you guys didn't care about any of that stuff?

I thought you'd never ask.

I told Maya the truth, she went out the window.

I took the test to see if I qualify for the free trial.

I tried to write it like I was smart.

I try not to stay any place too long...

I try not to worry about things I have no control over.

I understand completely.

I understand your point, but I use my phone to video chat my old friends

I understand.

I understood that perfectly, and you're correct.

I walk through life the way I walk through life.

I walked by the window for months.

I wanna paint my face!

I want one of your pieces in it.

I want to be exactly like you.

I want to be with Ava until I die.

I want to go on the cyclone with you more than anything in the world!

I want to join.

I want to not fail.

I want to see if our energies converge.

I want to skip ahead in your truth lesson.

I want to... no! Pretty ribbon... no!

I was acting.

I was hoping.

I was raised by Topanga and Cory Matthews.

I was so worried about this new school year.

I was the cafeteria monitor.

I was the only one in class without a smart phone anyway.

I wasn't pretty,

I wear ribbons.

I will assimilate into the general teenage population.

I will destroy you.

I will so.

I will. And when I do will you still be there for me?

I won.

I won't be there.

I wonder if we might have one last dance.

I work for a very big law firm

I would be a very good friend to you.

I would do whatever you asked me.

I would have been crushed, but I would've believed you.

I would never do that.

I wouldn't know

I wouldn't want you paying for everything.

I, on the other hand, am less aesthetically pleasing,

I... I had to, Topanga.

I'd appreciate you thinking about it, okay?

I'd be happy to give you the whole thing.

I'd be very disappointed in you.

I'd fight for no homework. I come here every day. Why can't you teach me

I'd like to call my first witness.

I'd like to play you my great grandfather's song.

I'd like you to write me a three page essay on anything...

I'd liked to have been there for that.

I'd show you her picture, but I don't have my phone.

I'll be just fine with half.

I'll be right back.

I'll g g g... I'll g g g...

I'll get your hot chocolate, McGee.

I'll give you my brother!

I'll go see.

I'll remember, because that was great.

I'll see you soon.

I'll tell you right now how this chicken died.

I'll tell you right now, Topanga, this was never a chicken.

I'll tell you what, you little sugar cube.

I'm a bird to you?

I'm a father.

I'm a female, Farkle.

I'm a good actor? What if I'm better than good?

I'm a middle school teacher.

I'm afraid something terrible will happen

I'm afraid that we won't be able to stay.

I'm always out there.

I'm begging you.

I'm broken. I'm pretty.

I'm Bucky McBoing Boing.

I'm confused.

I'm extremely popular with five people.

I'm fine believing that nothing much is going to happen for me

I'm fine.

I'm glad you decided to display your work.

I'm going to chaperone.

I'm going to need a party girl walk.

I'm going to read something from her journal.

I'm going to say Clutterbucket now.

I'm going to set the nerdy geeky world on fire.

I'm going to the farkle's. Who's with me?!

I'm going to try.

I'm gonna do whatever you say next.

I'm gonna go roll around in this!

I'm gonna have to leave class early.

I'm gonna keep your young'un out of trouble, sir.

I'm gonna need three forms of identification.

I'm gonna remember that

I'm gonna snap this chalk now.

I'm growing up, dad.

I'm hangin' on.

I'm here to argue today

I'm in a good mood.

I'm intrigued that my friends don't realize

I'm just going to talk to Mr. Friar about geography.

I'm keeping it.

I'm like a plant going like this...

I'm looking at this book.

I'm looking forward to hearing what you think of it after.

I'm Lucas Friar from Austin, Texas.

I'm Lucas Friar.

I'm Lucas.

I'm making a choice about who I want to be, about whose world I want it to be.

I'm Merlin Scoggins.

I'm not afraid. I'm nice.

I'm not changing you back.

I'm not even allowed to watch the next play.

I'm not gonna change a thing.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm not really sad, I'm just doing it for him.

I'm not scared

I'm not so proud of who I am.

I'm not sure how much longer I can put up with this.

I'm not sure they are, Mr. Matthews.

I'm not talking about you, Mrs. Svorski, you're a peach.

I'm not that confused.

I'm not that tall.

I'm not you.

I'm not, and I now await your praise.

I'm not. I'm...

I'm okay with it, Mom.

I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm on my way to California.

I'm popular?

I'm ranger Roy and I'll be here all week.

I'm right about you, Riley. I know I am.

I'm sitting here because the seat was empty.

I'm sorry I could never hurt you.

I'm sorry you stink.

I'm sorry you'll have to miss the dance.

I'm sorry, Farkle. Feel free to read

I'm sorry, Maya.

I'm sorry, Missy, but I can't go.

I'm sure I'll love it.

I'm sure you're right. Farkle!

I'm taking him.

I'm talking about the '60s, man.

I'm talking to you.

I'm their teacher.

I'm this many.

I'm this many. I'm done with you now.

I'm too old for "Mr. Googly."

I'm unaffected by Maya's views of country life.

I'm very confused.

I'm waiting right here

I'm... pretty?

I've always known where she is.

I've been fired myself once or twice.

I've been in love with Riley since the first grade.

I've been keeping this in my pocket where my phone used to be.

I've been labeled a jock and a cowboy,

I've been looking all over for that.

I've been looking all over for you.

I've been looking for you. You're not upset with me, are you?

I've been there my whole life. It's a waste of time.

I've got you, Riley!

I've heard about him.

I've just worked a 12 hour shift and I just want to see where this goes.

I've never seen this before.

I've never told this to anybody before.

If history's about discovering the truth of what happened in the past,

If I ever come out of here.

If I go sit at that table instead of this table, then I'm not friends with...

If I had a company, I'd treat my employees well

If I knew, I'd stop.

If maybe you guys would like to come along with us?

If my friends are in it, then it's for me.

If Riley and Maya weren't beautiful,

If we can't hang out with each other as much anymore, don't worry about it.

If we do, Farkle, you'll lose the debate.

If we're not doing anything wrong until we sneak onto the subway?

If you decide I'm not worth working on...

If you give me an "F,"

If you like her, she must be really something.

If you say so.

If you stop right now, nothing bad will happen to you.

If you would've told me I ruined the play, I would have believed you.

If your mom saw your art, doesn't it make sense that she'd be proud of you?

Immediate and overwhelming popularity.

In any good book, you turn the page and there's another chapter.

In fact, I like the sound of that. Yeah!

In fact, I think he's kind of into me.

In Italy?

In my vehicle...

In my world...

In New York City, he made some bad choices.

In the rushing flood waters of the mighty Colorado river!

Influential musicians like Bob Dylan and Joan Baez...

Integrity, courage.

Intelligence, compassion,

Interesting lunch line dilemma: Sloppy Joe or chicken pot pie? Or sloppy Joe?

Interesting observation.

Into a world at war, and nothing

Invitations...

Is about the discussion of today's events only.

Is give Mr. Googly back to Auggie.

Is he? Well, I'm sure your father never gave me a job either,

Is I've never understood the universe at all.

Is it me that's upside down?

Is it okay to tell a little white lie to spare somebody's feelings?

Is it our honeymoon?

Is it over?

Is it, Auggie? Is it gone?

Is my krainian bakery

Is not muffin, big deal yogurt lawyer.

Is not Ukrainian bakery.

Is not Ukrainian bakery..

Is one of them you?

Is our krainian bakery.

Is ready for that monster.

Is that a Mr. Googly?

Is that I have this guy. Come up here, son.

Is that okay?

Is that the truth?

Is that what you think I want, Riley?

Is this a joke?

Is this debate team?

Is this still part of your presentation or is this actually going on?

Is this the best part of you?

Is this who I'm going to be for the rest of my life?

Is what I would do is I would eat that right now is what I would do.

Is who's gonna be the first Mrs. Farkle.

Isadora Smackle,

Isadora Smackle.

Isadora, what part of "arch Nemesis" do you not understand?

Isn't that right, Maya?

It ate this chicken.

It belongs to somebody else.

It costs to keep this place going.

It doesn't count.

It doesn't really matter what you make for dinner.

It goes a little something like this

It happened, she's gone. She was nice, we had fun, but we still have him.

It hurts.

It isn't for you!

It kills me that I can't get to you.

It looks like our debate team could use some help.

It looks like someone else's expensive gold locket.

It made me feel like I could be something someday.

It makes me feel bad and..

It matters is what she does.

It means you wouldn't be part of the group anymore.

It needs you in it.

It sat there like a kid that has no...

It sounds like Rosie was a pretty good writer

It was a good day.

It was another sunny day in paradise

It wasn't a good day.

It will remind you that even though Rosie's friend gave up, you never should

It won't fix you if you keep it. Pass it on.

It worked. I'm next.

It'll amaze you to know that there was a whole world

It's "Romeo and Juliet."

It's a cookbook about chickens.

It's a geek party

It's a girl thing, Auggie.

It's a nice locket, Maya.

It's a place called Topanga Canyon.

It's a pterodactyl.

It's a real neighborhood in Japan, where authentic Japanese girls

It's a sunny day. I love a sunny day.

It's a work of surrealism, Riley

It's amazing... And depressing.

It's an eyelash curler. It doesn't even hurt.

It's beautiful! I think that's what you're supposed to do. I have no idea.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

It's because you're an artist.

It's been raining for six days.

It's begun

It's called "the girl with the long, blonde hair."

It's detention, Farkle. It's not for you.

It's for you.

It's going fine.

It's gonna change things for... you know,

It's got all the best artists and their best paintings.

It's her.

It's history.

It's how this artist's mind views the subject.

It's just the stuff you're saying.

It's just us. It's just us on the bench.

It's just you guys.

It's like there's two of her.

It's like you can't exist without these.

It's Maya. I know because I saw you put your hand over my face.

It's my first time here and I would like to remember everything.

It's my first time here, too.

It's no good for any of us when your father is right.

It's not about the paper, Riley. Your dad failed me.

It's not gone. It's still right here.

It's not mine. I'm too old for it.

It's not muffin. It's bulochki.

It's not so easy handing over the world

It's not that easy, Smackle.

It's not your fault, dad.

It's not your world yet. It's still my world.

It's not.

It's our silly, little weirdo.

It's really heavy.

It's right that this place stays right here

It's so nice to meet you, Ava.

It's that you are in our house with me.

It's the law of supply and demand, Riley.

It's the only one I'm still sure of.

It's the part of me your father fell in love with a long time ago

It's the same night?

It's thrilling seeing your art displayed, you won't regret it.

It's tonight's thing.

It's usually what's in the inside that matters most to people.

It's you who can't tell him the truth because you're afraid.

It's you, not me. We can still be friends. Not really.

It's your turn.

It's... it's cold s'ghetti.

Its independence from the Netherlands.

Its real power comes from the army within...

Just because something is wrapped up all pretty,

Just enjoy.

Just enjoying some newfound confidence, Riley.

Just like daughters.

Just to make some "cash, cabbage, cheddah cheese."

Just you and me, Lucas.

Just you and me, Missy?

Karma

Karma.

Keep talking.

Killed it! Showbiz talk.

Kiss kiss?

Kissing's for babies. Men shake hands.

Know how I know? Look at ya.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have achieved time travel.

Ladies.

Laughed, loved, and understood the value of life.

Lead to our ultimate downfall.

Learn all you can about them and report back.

Learn from the past.

Lemme guess.

Let everyone know I'll cook another batch.

Let me get a vibe.

Let me handle this, Maya.

Let me know when it's four seconds.

Let me remind you all that our final debate of the season

Let me see your face as you walk by your parents.

Let me take a picture of everybody.

Let me teach my class, Farkle, okay?

Let's boot it up!

Let's draw a real work of art.

Let's find out what our last muffin is worth to them.

Let's go to a movie.

Let's hear it for may clutterbucket.

Let's just see what flows.

Let's split the class into two separate businesses

Life.

Like "e" totally equals m.C.Squared!

Like an orphan.

Like it never happened.

Like Missy Bradford, are going to talk to Lucas.

Like this.

Like, awesome. Question?

Like, giggle, question, omigosh.

Like, what do you know about makeup?

Listen, Auggie, what's shiny isn't always good.

Listen, can I tell you the truth about something?

Listen, dad, you're doing a wonderful job up there

Listen, for as long as I can remember, it's always been Riley and Maya.

Listen, people don't always know what's good for them.

Living history...

Look at her.

Look at that lady, why can you only see half of her?

Look at that ninth grade woman. She's putting on makeup.

Look at that place.

Look at that. Wow.

Look at this as a beautiful opportunity to spend time with your family.

Look at this, ooh.

Look at this.

Look at us, dad. We're right here.

Look at us.

Look for subtle differences.

Look how tall she is.

Look more deeply.

Look what she did to your chicken!

Look what's happening, look what's coming.

Look, all these books have one thing in common.

Look, and right here on page...

Look, everyone's copying us.

Look, honey, it's Auggie's big book of dinosaurs.

Look, I am going to ask you something

Look, I know you can't control your twisted need to fix people's lives.

Look.

Looks like a book about baseball.

Looks like maybe we have a new tradition.

Looky here. The male... physique.

Lots can go wrong over there. The only thing that

Love, Riley."

Lucas is my friend. Welcome to the team.

Lucas is on our debate team. Will that be a distraction to you?

Lucas, fire half of the company.

Lucas, hello.

Ma'am.

Made each with all natural and organic ingredients.

Magical sound.

Marmalade and a strawberry shaped like a star.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mashed potatoes.

May Clutterbucket.

May have been wrong and maybe Maya should keep the locket?

May I approach?

May I overstep my bounds, sir?

May I please have this dance?

May, take the stage, may.

Maya is going to be a famous artist and everybody speaks French but me

Maya is the night, dark and mysterious.

Maya knows how to draw and I know how to be a real friend.

Maya, aren't you bringing that?

Maya, don't. He thinks he was good.

Maya, I am your best friend and I will always

Maya, I had no idea.

Maya, I know how much you want a locket with a family inside it.

Maya, I know you didn't get one, but is it okay if I'm really happy?

Maya, I know you. You'll make a big deal about this,

Maya, I was wrong.

Maya, it's a scam! They take anybody!

Maya, it's just one "F."

Maya, Smackle needs our help.

Maya, take a look around you.

Maya, there's a school exhibit coming up.

Maya, what are you doing?

Maya, what did you learn about your great grandmother?

Maya, what we did isn't okay.

Maya, why are you wearing glasses?

Maya, you played fair. We didn't.

Maya, you're supposed to concentrate on the eyes.

Maya, you've cried to me because your dad doesn't send you stuff.

Maya!

Maya?

Maya. My goodness.

Maya's not invited.

Maya's very lucky to have you. Don't think I don't know that.

Maybe he needed some better friends.

Maybe he won't remember it this year.

Maybe I do.

Maybe I'll write about it later

Maybe it is.

Maybe it's a little something like...

Maybe it's not as upside down as you think.

Maybe so, maybe not so.

Maybe sometimes...

Maybe that's what you would assume I would say,

Maybe we'll become famous artists.

Maybe your mom just got a little busy.

Maybe.

Me and you, together forever.

Me too. So...

Me!

Me? I don't Chase nobody for nothin'.

Medieval talk... what are you doing to me, woman?

Membership cards to the popular club.

Merlin? Was he a wizard?

Merlin. Merlin Scoggins.

Mine's 20/800. I can basically only hear you.

Minkus.

Miss Matthews, your word is harajuku

Miss Myzell has clearly suffered a tragic loss.

Missy Bradford has decided to grow up fast.

Missy invited me to see a movie with her.

Mm hmm, now here, here's your first umbrella.

Mm hmm.

Mm, scary movies? I get scared at scary movies.

Mmmm...

Mom, can I ask you a question?

Mom, could you please help me out with something

Mom, tell Maya to come back to school... regular school.

Mom, what are you doing? It was yesterday.

Mom!

Mommy feeds it to me like it was an airplane.

Mommy, daddy, Auggie, and no Riley.

Mommy, doing your lawyer stuff?

Mommy's a lawyer.

More.

Mornin', Evelyn. Never gonna stop rainin', is it?

Mostly we're terrified of them, sir.

Mr. Friar, I took particular note of your position

Mr. Friar, nice work.

Mr. Googly is your best friend.

Mrs. Svorski, I feel terrible about this.

Mrs. Svorski, it's very nice to see you.

Mrs. Svorski, while I am charmed

Mrs. Svorski... I know that you can't afford the new rent by yourself.

Ms. Hart, you have detention.

Ms. Hart.

Ms. Matthews says you're fired.

Ms. Matthews, please leave.

Muffin!

Muffin...

Muffins, okay?

Mwuah!

My bus broke down, bad luck.

My civil war is over, dad.

My dad is sending something about my great grandfather.

My dad says actors are just a bunch of people who never grew up.

My dad thinks that we have no idea how to talk to each other.

My daughter's going through this week's crazy...

My dollies.

My education or my women?

My education should not be based on your daughter's moods.

My eyes see my shoes.

My father hasn't sent me anything in a long time.

My father sent it to me.

My feelings?

My great grandfather Ginsburg worked at a Greenwich village cafe.

My great grandfather had one huge hit.

My great grandmother never saw her friend again.

My great grandpa used to do that.

My integrity is not for sale.

My moment will be my moment.

My mother bought them for us.

My motives are completely selfish.

My outward appearance now seems to represent

My teacher followed me home.

Nah.

Negative.

Neither should mine, but it is!

Never assume.

Never lose this.

Never mind, leave her alone.

New school, new people, I didn't think I was going to survive.

New technology has made us better people.

Next stop, Astor Place,

Next!

Nice to meet you, Rosie.

Nice, nice work, dad.

Nine is your chicken.

No difference...

No homework, more freedom!

No homework, more freedom.

No homework, more freedom. No homework, more freedom...

No homework, more freedom. Who's with me?

No jobs, no future, no dollar,

No longer had any security at all.

No matter what you look like.

No matter what, don't get mad at me, okay?

No more feelings. Thank you.

No need to make her feel worse.

No no no. I shouldn't have come.

No no no. No, I am not gonna do it.

No one listen to the man.

No one that's ever looked like you has ever sat this close.

No problem, Bucky McBoing Boing.

No thanks, miss kossal.

No wonder my parents don't want me on the subway.

No, because I'm supposed to be somewhere, and so are you.

No, because you don't have your phone anymore,

No, he's going to change the world.

No, honey.

No, I am in the middle of a case, I have to be at the courthouse early

No, I didn't do the homework.

No, I don't. Now you're about to be late for school,

No, I think just like you because we're twins.

No, I was pretty sure you would.

No, I'm a walk in.

No, I'm afraid to say that.

No, I'm done with that

No, I'm giving you a "C+."

No, it's not.

No, it's the after school male models' club.

No, no, I'm down with this.

No, opposite sex boys

No, please. The one guy was two guys.

No, Riley, you were right.

No, that was yesterday.

No, we're good right here.

No, you have to come back to class at some point, honey.

No, you just... Need to be protected.

No, you missed that. Now it's time to hand in our essays.

No!

No.

No. He's your teacher. He doesn't have to.

No. I'm one of the founding members of the homework rebellion.

No. They never became friends.

No. Topanga, this is exactly how traditions end.

No. What you said you really want is for me to make the world my own.

No...

Nobody cares about when you were our age.

Nobody claimed the locket, okay?

Nobody could do pepper!

Nobody.

Nobody's ever turned me down in my life.

Nobody's on trial here.

None.

Nope nope.

Nope, because she chose you.

Nope, beyond me. All yours.

Nope, me.

Nope, same thing.

Nope, what he's saying has nothing to do with me.

Nope. Cleaning it out.

Nope. Do you have a Topanga, Minkus?

Nope. Good thing we're there for him.

Not by pumping people up with something you knew would let them down.

Not everything is about you.

Not gonna do that.

Not only am I surviving, I'm thriving.

Not ready for boys. I don't want boys.

Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.

Not too bad, city girl.

Not too much longer with this one either.

Not Whoo.

Not...

Nothing could be worse than what's already happened.

Nothing here but books about boys and girls

Nothing personal, bub.

Nothing to be ashamed of anymore, Maya.

Nothing to do with me.

Nothing to forgive, Katy.

Nothing, my mom said to leave it alone.

Nothing. Not going back.

Now clean it up.

Now for the rest of your life when people ask you, "hey, Riley,

Now go crazy.

Now I always believed a friend helps another friend out of trouble, not into it.

Now I certainly appreciate your wanting me

Now I come down here and watch people

Now I'd like you to read from page one to 48.

Now I'd like you to turn to page one.

Now I'm all jazzed up.

Now it says here it died out over 65 million years ago.

Now some may call this a New York City subway pass.

Now that she looks smart.

Now there are a lot of ways to make your mark on the world.

Now this is $1.00, Farkle.

Now we can hold everything that's here in a little device we can put in our pockets.

Now what are you gonna tell your class about it?

Now what I want you to do is go get some umbrellas,

Now which one is the Farkle?

Now you do.

Now you got fired... (Mumbles gibberish)

Now you listen to me, kid.

Now you've been lookin' at all these people, now what do you see?

Observations reveal that if I merely insert "awesome,"

Of course not! Maya always comes to school with me!

Of course you can, sweetheart.

Of course you do. Let's color for the rest of our lives.

Of course, anything.

Of course, Auggie. What do you have in mind?

Of course.

Of course. You can tell Mr. Googly all your secrets.

Of many international chicken selections.

Of one's inner self is a road to personal destruction.

Of our lives!

Of the two people that I love equally. Just kidding, c'mere, honey.

Of today's debate is...

Of unwavering hope for others, I'm giving you an "A."

Oh great! Let's take a ride

Oh ho ho.

Oh my gosh, look at you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, man.

Oh no, all of my fears are realized.

Oh no, both of us...

Oh no, I married feeny.

Oh no.

Oh really? Who would that be?

Oh yeah,

Oh yeah, come over here and give papa a smooch.

Oh yeah, she's really something.

Oh yeah. I'm smiling real big.

Oh, are we taking a walkie?

Oh, Auggie, thank you so much.

Oh, besides that.

Oh, boy, not that one!

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on! Both of you gotta say that?

Oh, dad, we don't even have our phones.

Oh, do you have to go?

Oh, don't worry, Mr. Matthews.

Oh, Farkle goes first. Farkle always goes first!

Oh, great teller of the truth,

Oh, honey, it looks like Mrs. Svorski is busy right now.

Oh, honey, who put that crazy idea in your head?

Oh, I do.

Oh, I will not. I didn't do anything.

Oh, I'll pray.

Oh, I'm a bad girl.

Oh, I'm not goin' back!

Oh, I'm so sorry for you.

Oh, is something gonna happen to me?

Oh, it was easy. You write like a girl.

Oh, it's happening again, sir.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, look what the bulldozer did to you.

Oh, Maya, bulldozers don't wear pink...

Oh, Maya, what?

Oh, mom. You should never assume. Didn't dad teach you that?

Oh, my sweet innocent child.

Oh, new student, Mr. Friar?

Oh, no! I already have a weird friend.

Oh, no.

Oh, nobody's better than Farkle.

Oh, not you, sweet potato pie.

Oh, now I get it.

Oh, really?

Oh, right here. Look at you.

Oh, she actually made it out the door this time.

Oh, she's leaving? Okay.

Oh, thanks, kid.

Oh, that's a good song.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, they both landed on me.

Oh, this could go on for a while.

Oh, this is the greatest day of my life!

Oh, too bad on you.

Oh, well, it's not quite my birthday yet, but okay!

Oh, what I forgot to mention is that I'm completely reinventing myself.

Oh, wondrous gatekeeper of the knowledge,

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Then you're gonna hate this.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Oh, yes you are.

Oh, you are a little genius.

Oh, you don't know?

Oh, you got two desserts?

Oh, you know I will.

Oh, you think that's important?

Oh! Just... observations

Oh! Yay!

Oh.

Oh. Well, then may I have one dance with each of you?

Oh. Wow.

Oh...

Oh... all over my face.

Okay okay okay, calm down.

Okay okay! You know what we're gonna do?

Okay, Auggie, you can go in the other room and count.

Okay, bye bye, Ava.

Okay, copper.

Okay, deep breath, honey.

Okay, Farkle Minkus.

Okay, Farkle. Where is she?

Okay, fine.

Okay, guys, our first guest today is a lawyer, and I likes her.

Okay, guys, the great technology debate.

Okay, here is a nickel.

Okay, how much do they cost you?

Okay, I'm gonna take one last shot at this

Okay, let me get back to jamming some learning into your heads.

Okay, let me show you everything you need to know about boys and girls.

Okay, miss Matthews.

Okay, no. You're not a genius.

Okay, put your hand up.

Okay, rahr.

Okay, so for tonight's assignment,

Okay, so here's what we're going to do, guys.

Okay, so our teams for this assignment...

Okay, so those work.

Okay, so we...

Okay, so you want us to make you beautiful?

Okay, so...

Okay, tell me what happened right now.

Okay, tell me what... ucch... Ava did.

Okay, what's going on with her?

Okay, where is this going?

Okay, who's first?

Okay, why don't you tell Mr. Googly

Okay? And then open the door.

Okay.

Omigosh, awesome!

Omigosh, I just said "omigosh."

Omigosh, I'm like so totally unprepared and scared.

Omigosh.

On December 14th, 1961, four pieces of a puzzle came together

On my face.

On such short notice?

On the subject of the sneak attack?

Once we got moving on that ride, you should've heard her:

One company under reported their earnings for the fiscal...

One day after school, Sofia was foaling.

One day he gets an invitation to come sit on the throne

One of our waiting room magazines.

One other thing...

Only I decide that!

Ooh hoo hoo hoo.

Ooh, like flowers. How'd you do that?

Ooh, seventh grade party

Ooh, yum.

Ooh.

Open any one of them and you... no, not that one.

Or chicken pot pie?

Or her?

Or I will go to the competition and I will destroy you.

Or is it... piddly pobbly pa poom!

Or she's out on her bulochki.

Or you stole the locket or you didn't, it doesn't belong to you.

Other people are the key to your own happiness. I watch 'em enough

Others.

Otherwise I'm full of hope.

Otherwise, if you beat her,

Our daddy daughter story is... over.

Our new company will be called "Farkle."

Our profits are through the roof, and so are our employees.

Ours are oatmeal, honey and locally harvested berries.

Ours now?

Out like "out on a date"?

Ow.

Packaging does matter.

People make assumptions.

People thought he was gonna change the world, but... he didn't.

People used to need places like this.

People who had viewed themselves as safe

People, people, are we here to learn or not?

Pepper? Nobody could do pepper.

Peppery poppily pa poom!

Perhaps a smoothie would take the sting out of my latest victory.

Perhaps someone would like to give their seat to someone older?

Pinch my cheeks, do it.

Piping hot.

Playing guitars and singing like prophets.

Please be cool, please be cool, please be cool.

Please demonstrate how you're going to get out of this one.

Please don't embarrass me.

Please don't make me move.

Please don't tell anyone this is how I live in my own house.

Please know what's good for you, Auggie.

Please make it stop!

Please.

Please. You know, no matter what, you are always going to be there.

Pop's lesson hitting a little close to home?

Possibly affect the inner Smackle?

Precariously over your head?

Presenting your date from the modeling runways of Paris, France...

Pretend to leave school forever, and you'll be back by gym class.

Pretty much destroys all of that.

Pretty soon you're all going to join the work force.

Prosperity and happiness.

Protect the plant from the bulldozer in the pink sweater.

Protect your friend

Psst, what'd you get?

Put 'er there, partner!

R I l e y.

Ranger Roy is filling in for ranger Rick?

Ready for new joke?

Ready now!

Ready or not here I come!

Really fast and then I'm going to regret it.

Really?

Really? 'Cause you seem like a nice, normal girl to me.

Really? Because that's all I do.

Really? Where is Ava from?

Redecorating your locker?

Right here.

Right in front of you at the same time.

Right now.

Right, mommy?

Right, Riley?

Right?

Right.

Riley always sits in the window.

Riley and Farkle's muffins.

Riley can't end up like that. She's my meal ticket!

Riley is the sun, warm and bright and lights up my whole day.

Riley wants to go to the school dance on...

Riley wants to wear makeup.

Riley, any thoughts on this that might come out of your mouth in word form?

Riley, do I please have your permission to mess her up now?

Riley, do you know what I want more than anything?

Riley, do you want Lucas to take you to the movies?

Riley, don't save me.

Riley, get up there and show us who you really are

Riley, I know you. You know exactly who you are.

Riley, I never want our daddy daughter story to end.

Riley, I'm not one of those dreamers like you.

Riley, I'm pushing you away because I'm not good for you anymore.

Riley, I've already met the world.

Riley, I've never seen anything like this before.

Riley, if it's at all possible, I'd like to help out with your company.

Riley, it was over 50 years ago.

Riley, listen, I'm sorry I made an example of you.

Riley, Lucas, what year did your great grandparents visit New York?

Riley, she starts leaning closer to me,

Riley, she's too good. You can't compete with her.

Riley, take Farkle for a walk.

Riley, that's crazy.

Riley, this whole what am I good at thing?

Riley, what does your dad do for a living?

Riley, what is so important?

Riley, you need to be okay with this.

Riley, you've never had detention in your whole life.

Riley: Maya, release the Farkle.

Riley?

Riley...

Riley's gonna be a success and I'm gonna sponge off her

Riley's not home.

Rosie gave me my mom and she gave my dad his wife.

Rosie had a daughter, and her daughter had my mom.

Rosie liked observing things.

Rosie McGee.

Rosie. Rosie McGee

S'ghetti and meatballs.

Say it or I will.

Say it. You know you wanna say it.

Say what you mean.

Say.

School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for dance numbers one through all of them.

See what I did?

See you tonight, Maya.

See, in my happy place, I'm hearing she pays triple rent

See, you get me. So let's not think.

See, you know what my problem is? I don't listen.

See? He's very good.

Seems better somehow.

Seventh grade middle school.

Shakespeare said.

She always picks me up at 7:00. I look forward to it!

She ate me.

She beats Farkle every time.

She can't.

She chased me all the way to 33rd street.

She does what she wants.

She doesn't stand a chance.

She has feelings now?

She is who your mama wishes she gave birth to!"

She knew that you'd share with me.

She knows it's my favorite thing there.

She makes us laugh.

She means me.

She means you killed it, Farkle.

She never showed up.

She obviously likes it quiet.

She puts her arms around me and holds on.

She said I have nothing left to teach her.

She said we might not

She says we might not be together forever.

She should be our queen.

She thinks there could be...

She walked out. She left.

She wanted us to sell healthy food.

She was auditioning for a soap opera.

She was using you to make Farkle jealous!

She wasn't there when I tried to pick her up this morning

She wouldn't go for it.

She?

She's all right.

She's an observer of humanity.

She's at the front door too.

She's bad news. Teach me how to flirt.

She's been taller than me since the day she was born

She's cool. She has a wild side.

She's evil. If I'm not back in two minutes,

She's from down the hall.

She's going to her happy place.

She's gonna get me into trouble and I'm gonna get us out of it.

She's gonna shove a chicken in his face.

She's messin' with my mind.

She's not taking out her eyes.

She's on of us now, Maya

She's one of me, Farkle.

She's right.

She's still Ava!

She's the best arch Nemesis I could ever have.

She's through with me.

She's trying to motivate you

She's your best friend! Best friends are important.

She's...

Shh, I come here to learn.

Shh!

Shocker.

Should be, yeah.

Should we tell her?

Shouldn't you be out hitting a home run or something?

Si, senor.

Sir, if I may take a different position?

Sit down. Eat it please.

Smackle doesn't want to be like you guys.

Smackle only wants to win. You ladies have been played.

Smackle, did you assume this outward change in your appearance

Smackle, the one and only, out.

Smackle, you fool. You forgot how literal he is.

Smackle!

Smackle's not gonna be at her best at the debate.

Smile at her.

Smile. Watch.

Sneak attack... December 7th, 1941.

So are you,

So do I. They're everywhere.

So don't be mashed potatoes,

So even though beauty may be skin deep,

So far we've sold 14 muffins at a dollar each.

So how about we just find you a new favorite place?

So how is Ava messin' with you?

So I am an attorney.

So I claimed it. It's mine now.

So I crawled myself through the sunroof and I said, "let's do this thing."

So I ducked behind the tree to fake out the pigeon.

So I hope that whenever you see it,

So I'd like to continue talking about Pearl Harbor

So I'd like you guys to open your books to page 48.

So I've done some research

So I've heard.

So I've made out a check to "the two dollies."

So let's not judge a book by its cover.

So much for genetics, baby.

So not gonna be a whole lot of do si doin'.

So one day, I saw this sitting in a lost and found basket.

So sometimes it's better not to?

So that's him

So the garbageman doesn't throw you out.

So the winner

So there's this guy damocles who really really wants to be king.

So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?

So these two competing companies will hire the rest of you guys as employees.

So they built a big wooden horse and left it behind.

So this is what career day is really all about.

So we try to keep our distance.

So we were indeed trying to find out who we were as a people.

So what are you doing sitting in the bay window?

So what are you going to do to communicate? I wonder.

So what are you gonna do, genius?

So what do we do now? Just sit here or what?

So what'd you think of her?

So where do you wanna go?

So you still have a girlfriend.

So you think he'll sit with us

So you think he'll sit with us or her?

So, Maya doesn't show up like she's supposed to

So, um, Ava?

So...

So... did you do the homework?

So... where'd you get the locket?

Some might say the great mystery of the universe

Some women prefer to go a bit bolder at night.

Somebody came by it by doing hard work.

Someday.

Sometimes daughters just need...

Sometimes I walk around the village and I pass stores and I look in windows

Sorry I make you uneasy, sir.

Sorry I'm late, everybody.

Sorry, Farkle. It was a lovely party and your friends are really pretty cool.

Sorry, ma'am.

Sorry, Maya, I walk with a different crowd now.

Sorry, Maya. The world wants what the world wants.

Sounds cool. Where is it?

Spear carrier...

Spelling bee team to the regional finals.

Starting here is everyone who ever lived,

Starting to become clear, sir?

Stay here with this one too long and she might change us for the better.

Still got that one.

Stole my moment... Again.

Stop eating her.

Stop it!

Stop it.

Stuart, please. Aren't we a little too evolved

Subway boy.

Sugar!

Sugar! They're all sugar! Just one big sugar cube!

Superspy!

Sure, are you as weird as you talk?

Sure, if that's good with you guys.

Table on the right, a blonde girl all alone. She's new around here, too.

Take the stage, cowboy

Take your finger out!

Talk to him.

Tell him the truth. You know Farkle.

Tell him.

Tell me about them.

Tell me her name.

Tell me the truth, Farkle.

Tell you what?

Than what's on the outside to get into a good college

Thank you

Thank you for being in our house with me.

Thank you for sending us to the library.

Thank you for staying with Maya.

Thank you for taking an interest, Auggie!

Thank you for taking me in.

Thank you, Auggie.

Thank you, daddy.

Thank you, Farkle.

Thank you, future minimart employee of the month.

Thank you, Riley.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. I am Farkle!

Thank you. Thank you, Farkle nation!

Thanks for coming, Riley. Sorry you had to see me lose again.

Thanks for the stuff!

Thanks, chief!

Thanks, Farkle.

Thanks, Mr. Matthews.

Thanks, Riley, my public awaits.

Thanks, Riley.

Thanks, so are you.

Thanks.

Thanks. You wanna go out with us?

That army is the real you,

That beauty actually is skin deep.

That can be the basis of our presentation, okay?

That comes together and makes a picture.

That compares to the moment you understand only human beings have souls."

That doesn't make you the same as Maya at all.

That evolution does not preclude the existence of... how did you put it?

That happened.

That has nothing to do with you.

That I am a Clutterbucket?

That I am officially throwing out all of those old nicknames forever.

That I come from people who give up?

That I could actually use? Do you have a talent?

That I'm not on their team!

That if you and I are going to the movies together,

That if you get swept up by what you are on the outside

That it is.

That little girl pushed those doors open with the power of love.

That means she was giving birth, right?

That might explain why your chicken was a little dry.

That night, the Greek soldiers crawled out of the horse

That reflects an actual culture.

That said, how could any outward change

That should go well, right?

That somebody was trying to teach them something.

That something good was inside.

That the quest for outer beauty at the expense

That was a missed opportunity.

That was already there.

That was boys. Too soon for boys.

That was creepy good.

That was terrible!

That would be of interest to me.

That would be sad. Wah. It's okay, it's okay.

That you are an evil genius.

That you... are... me.

That!

That's a cute top

That's a very discouraging title.

That's adorable.

That's amazing, Lucas.

That's awesome.

That's cool too.

That's gotta be worth something to somebody someday.

That's not.

That's nuts. You're a solid "D" student.

That's okay, Eugene. These two little dollies

That's okay.

That's okay. Just...

That's one of the many arrows in my quiver.

That's our trip to the Jersey shore.

That's remarkable, Topanga.

That's right! That's exactly what I'm gonna do!

That's right. Check out 48 lbs of nasty.

That's the best you got?

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

That's the nicest thing any girl's ever said to us.

That's the only history that matters.

That's the second nicest thing a girl's ever said to us.

That's the thing you're not supposed to get mad at.

That's us.

That's very sweet, Auggie, but daddy's a little too old

That's what changes you, Farkle. Take it from me.

That's what history's about, right, dad?

That's what I thought. So if you're not,

That's what you're thinking about right now?

That's what your father thinks.

That's what's so beautiful about you.

That's where my great grandfather worked.

That's why we're a success...

The '60s, man.

The '60s, man. 999900:00:0,500 > 00:00:2,00www.tvsubtitles.net

The assignment... you can't escape it.

The beagle. It's a tiny difference, but an important one.

The Beatles.

The best part was right before the big drop.

The bombing of Pearl Harbor was our official entrance

The burning of Atlanta led to the end of the civil war

The burning of the homework led to the end of the homework rebellion...

The cellphone era, which begins right around here

The civil war!

The class, they are a sleepin'.

The coolest thing I've ever seen and I was a part of it.

The cow goes...

The crazy hat building?

The current trends agreeable to the general populace.

The dance doesn't matter to me at all!

The exhibit starts at 6:00.

The floor is yours, Ms. Hart.

The Frank Mantucci on da computer school.

The future... you can't escape it.

The girl with the long, blonde hair."

The greeks couldn't get in,

The hat's just for me, isn't it?

The islands he studied were the galapagos.

The lips are different.

The Matthews and Hart umbrella foundation.

The Matthews and Hart umbrella foundation. It's non profit.

The nation of Troy was charmed by a beautiful wooden horse.

The new face of geek chic...

The new one?

The next debate is "is beauty only skin deep?"

The observer, the singer, and the mystery man.

The one the left, Bob and Joan;

The one, the only...

The other Topanga.

The people I work for are on the wrong side of this case

The people, the places,

The picture's over there.

The principal will determine if it goes further than that.

The question on everybody's kiwi lips is did you do the homework?

The sword fell. This is the way you're gonna go?

The times, they were a changin'.

The truth always finds a way of coming out.

The United States was put to one of its greatest tests

The universe is the most confusing place you'll ever live.

The universe is upside down.

The whole happening scene, man.

The world has never heard of May Clutterbucket.

The world I know wants you to be yourself.

The world is a beautiful place...

The world was at war

The year was 1963.

Then I commenced to deliver my own baby until finally I heard that wonderful,

Then I want detention too.

Then I was.

Then it is.

Then it's not a problem if I ask Lucas out,

Then let me paint you something.

Then let me tell you.

Then start at the beginning.

Then we'll see if history has nothing to do with us.

Then why are you shushing us?

Then why are you still talking like you don't know what you look like?

Then why do you get cold s'ghetti?

Then why do you want to end up in the slammer?

Then you are about 200 times cuter than I thought.

Then you are not who I know you are, the girl with the long, blonde hair."

Then you do have a company, Lucas.

Then you have to catch me!

Then you should pick...

Then you won't fail...

There are other girls in this world.

There can be absolutely no debate

There he is. Invite him to sit down.

There is an art show here, tomorrow night.

There is much I can learn from you.

There is no way I'm gonna let you break up my friendship with Maya!

There's a little bit more.

There's a part of me that knows what's right.

There's a serious pigeon following me.

There's just so many of them

There's no money in umbrellas.

There's no right answer to this, sir.

There's nothing more for you to teach me.

There's nowhere else I'd rather be.

There's one of those ancients now.

There's some pretty heavy stuff in here.

There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, dad.

There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, too.

These are deep, man.

These people all have something to say.

They all suffered dearly for having the courage to tell the truth.

They both got married.

They captured it as a trophy and brought it inside.

They grow up so fast.

They have children now.

They left it there because they were afraid

They live in California, by some other roller coaster.

They love you, Riley. I've never seen such

They moved on without me.

They need something to keep them safe from the storm,

They neglected to consider what was inside.

They talk.

They would have been better off being friends.

They'd walk through an avalanche for friendship, for the sake of family.

They're beautiful?

They're garbage bags, Eugene. But you have to put a hole for your head.

They're here and they're heavy.

They're maniacs.

They're not!

They're Smackle's. I'm just holding them for her...

They're the best in the world at what they do

They're the best kind.

They've been lying to you, Auggie.

They've got an investor!

Thinking you put something over on me. But you didn't.

This chapter is called "disconnect to connect."

This has been in our family for over 50 years.

This I cannot allow. Prepare to die!

This is a timeline of all human existence.

This is a world where "pretty"

This is brilliant!

This is debate preparation, isn't it?

This is hard on me.

This is it, kid. You want to be like me? Stand up.

This is my best friend.

This is my mommy.

This is nice.

This is not who you are.

This is one of your life lessons wrapped up in a class lesson

This is pretty good.

This is the most authentic piece you've done all semester.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is what's inside of you?

This is where the ancients stored all of their wisdom.

This is where you go one way and I go the other way.

This is who I am inside

This is your stop.

This isn't fair, Mr. Matthews!

This isn't over, Farkle.

This isn't you.

This life thing? I think I got it down.

This look like affection to you?

This looks good.

This question will resonate in the hearts of all parents

This seat taken?

This teacher's insane, a total nutjob.

This thing goes to ninth grade?

This will all go away.

Those are my friends.

Those are the only words. You killed the play.

Those are your values, Farkle?

Thought I would. You?

Three days till cyclone day!

Three weeks I not see you.

Time travel.

To become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby minkii.

To befriend every little woodland creature?

To care of you during a scary movie,

To grow up and to grow up fast.

To have a little learning in it.

To know what phase the moon is in or where the stars are.

To make matters worse, I just found out I was about to have a baby any second.

To Maya then watch her dance on my desk."

To notice whether or not I'm doing the right thing.

To our generation will be on this side of the timeline,

To paint a young woman's lips, she needs to stop flapping them.

To pick up their daughters.

To still be competing with each other?

To the seventh grade parties.

To what the world really thinks I am.

To who? To everyone who loves our muffins?

Today we're gonna find out if anybody here believes in something so strongly they'd fight for it.

Told more truths, did ya?

Tonight's gonna be legendary, man

Too complicated over there.

Too important to text.

Too late, she's here.

Topanga succeeds at anything she puts her mind to.

Topanga, I think you must admit

Topanga, look at all these recipes

Topanga.

Topanga...

Traditions are supposed to evolve...

Trust me. I know who she is.

Try again.

Two thumbs up from Riley.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh uh, I'm sorry, Lucas.

Uh, Auggie, I don't know if you...

Uh, explain that to the non scientists, Farkle.

Uh, it's not because I'm disrespectful.

Uh, may I have the meaning of the word?

Um, why are you wearing a waitress outfit?

Um, you know, from eating this chicken,

Unlike our competitors,

Until she gets sick of me.

Until the day their child feels comfortable in the world.

Until you make it yours.

Upside down! You here me?

Valiant effort as usual, my arch Nemesis.

Valiant effort, Lucas,

Very good. Here's your phone.

Wait a minute.

Wait for it.

Wait, so now there's four of us and one of you?

Wait.

Wait. The dance is Friday?

Waitress, Riley.

Want to hear about my day? It was a good day.

Want to read back the notes?

Want to see where this goes.

Was a weird, little, wide eyed goofball who only saw the best in everybody.

Was stocked with donated umbrellas?

Watch this.

Way cool

Way to go, you.

We always get the very last ride of the season.

We are all part of a puzzle called history.

We are each a tiny piece of that puzzle

We are going to play hide and seek! Yes, we are!

We are travelers from another time and place.

We are?

We both have what we each need, Mr. Matthews.

We can put you back.

We can't do that.

We can't even give them away.

We come in peace.

We could be party girls.

We could have been friends, maybe in some other life.

We don't debate sports or cars.

We don't talk about him much.

We feel the same way about you.

We finally got her.

We got you covered.

We have no integrity. You do.

We have our first school dance on Friday night.

We have profits. They have integrity. I'm buyin' it!

We haven't done that in a while.

We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough

We hope you all enjoyed the dance.

We just gonna accept boys?

We may be important to somebody someday.

We owe your mother a hundred bucks.

We see it as... What's the opposite of innocent?

We should also never forget what we can do with a pencil,

We should hang out sometime. You make me happy.

We spend some time finding out what truth is.

We supply, they demand.

We talked about stuff that was important to us...

We want to see if people will treat Maya differently

We were just talking about you.

We will alternate. You and me, me and you.

We wish to partake of this information from your great hall of wisdom.

We'll be right here.

We'll go to Paris, drink coffee in outdoor cafes.

We'll see if anyone's got anything to worry about, okay?

We'll take it. Thanks, quickdraw.

We're all here for you.

We're done for, Farkle. These muffins are pure evil.

We're going old school.

We're going to be ninth grade women someday.

We're going to split into teams and discover whether or not

We're here today to celebrate Riley being Riley.

We're jammed.

We're not so different.

We're the normal ones, right?

We've got a debate to prepare for.

We've got a lot to learn from each other.

We've got plenty of muffins right here.

Wearing a uniform makes you surrender to conformity

Weird mommy's cool.

Weirdo.

Welcome to the Frank Mantucci on da computer school,

Welcome, to Cafe Hey, pronounced, "hehhh."

Welcome, to this qualifying round of the city regional spelling bee

Well then,

Well, at least nothing worse than that could ever happen.

Well, at least you were smart enough not to give them your name.

Well, because makeup leads to other things that...

Well, before I announce the winner,

Well, could you tell that voice that you're in a bakery?

Well, Farkle, good job being smart and everything.

Well, guys, I've got your test results on Darwin to give back to you.

Well, guys, it looks like the night is winding down.

Well, hello.

Well, here's what I want you to make up for me:

Well, I also got you these.

Well, I guess some traditions are meant to change.

Well, I guess we're back to where popular is gonna be kind of hard, huh?

Well, I hadno one to compare you to, honey.

Well, I have those right here, sir.

Well, I just auditioned for the next play.

Well, I will always be here for you, daddy.

Well, I'll just be going now.

Well, I'm certainly not doing it for me, toots.

Well, I'm doing it right now.

Well, I've been living in it.

Well, if that's what makes you happy, then I certainly can't wait for it...

Well, look at all of you.

Well, look who's still here.

Well, looky here, teacher daddy, nothing hanging over my head

Well, Lucas doesn't.

Well, now it's "Romeo and Juliet and Farkle."

Well, now she's back.

Well, now, you only know that, because I went ahead and said it.

Well, see, these are my friends.

Well, seeing as how you're Riley's partner on this assignment,

Well, Smackle, good job being smart and everything.

Well, thank you all for your kind words and I'll be on my way.

Well, that sounds like the price of something.

Well, that's a new one.

Well, that's certainly not my intention.

Well, that's disappointing.

Well, that's the first time I've ever done that.

Well, the thing I probably should have mentioned

Well, then I choose empress fairy nut job.

Well, then I'm sure I'll have no idea what to do and you can make fun of me.

Well, then she can have mine.

Well, there's a place where people are making art and playing music

Well, there's nothing left to do now

Well, very nice. Good for you guys.

Well, we need those.

Well, what do we have here?

Well, what do you think?

Well, with you around, how could I ever possibly get Lucas alone?

Well, you did.

Well, you got my signature down pretty good this time.

Well, you know, I was just thinking

Well, you listened to me, you big stupid!

Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.

Well, you were drowning, sir.

Well, you'll always have me.

Well, you're actually quite comfortable, sir.

Well, you're not gonna believe the picture I just found.

Well!

Well...

Welp, gotta go! Big meeting!

What a beautiful name for something that you want to love.

What a life I'm having.

What a terrible day.

What about my piece?

What about when I do?

What about you guys? Do you have any talent?

What about?

What am I supposed to do with that?

What am I talented at?

What are these, place cards?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Oh, but this is too easy.

What are you laughing at, Bob Dylan?

What are you talking about?

What could we possibly do with that?

What could you possibly do that would get you detention

What did he buy for you?

What did you find?

What did you guys do yesterday?

What did you mean to say?

What do I do?

What do you aspire to?

What do you do for living?

What do you have for us today, Mr. Matthews?

What do you know about being a harajuku girl?

What do you mean "eliminated"?

What do you mean, connected? What are you talking about?

What do you mean, Farkle?

What do you think her deal is?

What do you think the trojans did?

What do you think you're worth, Auggie?

What does that mean?

What does your dad do?

What does your mom think?

What else is ever gonna be like that?

What else should a company value but profits?

What for?

What goes on in a head like hers?

What goes up must come down, Farkle.

What happened?

What happened? I can't even keep a fake job

What happens now?

What have we learned here?

What have you done to me?

What if every single subway stop in New York City

What if he's right?

What if I stole a banana?

What if I'm great? What if I'm the greatest actor

What if nothing ever happens for me again?

What if nothing happens for her, sir?

What if that was the best moment of my life?

What is a... what is that?

What is that?

What is that? Oh, I don't know.

What is the square root of 36?

What is this place?

What is this?

What kind of birds did he study?

What meanest thou?

What reason could your mom have for not showing up, Maya?

What should I be?

What that? What that that?

What the...?

What the...? I just saw you girls at breakfast!

What to do?

What was I so worried about?

What was that again, Mr. Friar?

What was your great grandfather's name?

What we do in meantime?

What were you trying to do?

What will our companies be?

What will people be thinking of me if I end up living in a subway?

What would I be paying you for?

What, my new song, "why bother trying, I'll never be as good as you guys"?

What, this book of..

What, you mean I lost you both?

What?

What? But all I did was tell mom the truth.

What? What does she mean?

What? Where am I gonna find somebody else like you?

What?!

What?! Wait a minute.

What'd you do with my girl?

What's a Farkle?

What's coming, crazy?

What's happening?

What's in California for you, may?

What's inside the locket, Maya, that's so important to you?

What's that mean?

What's that?

What's the difference between daytime makeup

What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy?

What's the picture for?

What's the point of serving people in a self serving world?

What's there to talk about? You failed me.

What's up in make believe corporate America?

What's your name, new friend?

What's your prescription?

What's your thing?

Whatcha doing?

Whatcha looking at?

Whatcha writing?

Whatever have I done to deserve this display of affection?

Whatever this is, do not put me in the middle

Whee!

Whee! Ahhh!

When Damocles sat on the throne he noticed a sword hanging over it,

When drawing a Farkle, start with the eyes.

When Farkle and technology rule.

When I can be these people's empress fairy queen?

When I come down here from my big, tall building.

When it met a threat to our way of life.

When peace time came, the United States

When people look at you differently,

When the travels he took on the boat with the Beatles."

When two companies come together, employees become vulnerable.

When we decide that you're at the right age to start wearing makeup...

When you are not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else.

When you can go with a man?

When you come into the subway station you leave an umbrella in the stand...

When you get compliments from people who don't ordinarily compliment you,

When you go bald?

When you put sodium and chlorine together?

When you're all working for me.

When's my birthday?

Where are we going today, dad?

Where are you going?

Where did you really get this?

Where else are you gonna get that?

Where is he?

Where our thought provoking topic will be

Where people come and they sit and they talk.

Where people sit and they talk.

Where youse get out of it what you put into it.

Where?!

Where'd you get the Maya?!

Where'd you get the nice locket?

Where's the salt? Anybody seen the salt?"

Whether or not you're a thief, or not a thief,

Which is normal for a woman, you are there.

Which is the real reason I wear this outfit every day.

Which is too bad,

Which will be unnecessary in the real world

Which woodland creature am I in your mind?

While I believe Riley is still in there

White.

Who am I?

Who are you? I don't know who you are.

Who couldn't possibly be more different.

Who crosses over from our side of the room to the..

Who ever lived, and I never knew it?

Who follows all of the rules and never gets into trouble?

Who havest no lines.

Who is this family?

Who knows? I don't have a criminal mind.

Who our age knows how to flirt?

Who the heck is that?

Who thinks the spear carrier should finally get to kiss Juliet?

Who was your first kiss?" You're gonna have to say...

Who?

Who's gonna love me now?

Who's like that?

Who's that about, I wonder

Who's the genius now?

Whoa whoa, back off, sister.

Whoa, Riley. You don't do lip gloss.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo hoo! Do it, mommy!

Whoo!

Why are their muffins so white?

Why are they like that?

Why are you doing that? What are you doing?

Why are you giving me this?

Why are you really doing this?

Why are you wearing a waitress outfit?

Why aren't we drawing Lucas?

Why aren't you famous?!

Why aren't you laughing, mommy?

Why can't you just let it be a party?

Why did you have to come here?

Why didn't you ever tell us any of that?

Why didn't you say it that way to mom?

Why do I have to be a part of your campaign

Why do we have to sneak out of the house

Why don't we talk about this after class.

Why don't you go over there and... shh!

Why don't you just call me a liar?

Why don't you just eat it, honey.

Why don't you just tell me the truth?

Why don't you just tell me?

Why don't you sit next to her, Lucas?

Why draw fruit?

Why is cake always so delicious?

Why is that exactly?

Why not?

Why should I struggle to be popular

Why thank you, art lady.

Why the merger, Farkle?

Why this me?! Why yum him?!

Why won't you leave this alone?!

Why won't you show your art?

Why would I do that?

Why would I want my young'un anywhere near the same party you're gonna be at?

Why would I want to take out my eyes?

Why would you want a Mr. Googly?

Why wouldn't we...

Why, thank you.

Why?

Why? We have a great text relationship.

Why'd you come here tonight, Rosie?

Will be held right here next week,

Will I be getting a real cellphone someday?

Will my drawings ever get any better?

Will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged

Wish me luck, Rosie McGee.

With all due respect to history, Mr. Matthews, what's important

With some people that will care about it as much as you do?

With squirrels.

With those little arms of hers covered in pancake syrup.

With words?

Without a computer, all we have is a pencil and a pad.

Without making sure everything's going to be okay.

Women like it when you're calm. Just take a deep breath,

Women!

Wonderful debate, Farkle.

Working in middle school today?

Would ever be the same.

Would I be making more money than you?

Would you do me a favor, Farkle?

Would you like to get a smoothie with me?

Would you like to see my fun face?

Would you please? That'd be great.

Would you rather have a real cellphone or would you rather color with us?

Would you still love them?

Wow, 10 bucks!

Wow, I don't know what to do.

Wow, look at you.

Wow, now that is a friend.

Wow, Smackle, you look great.

Wow, thank you, Maya.

Wow, you really have some talent.

Wow, you're going to sing?

Wow!

Wow.

Wrapped up in a box of nothing.

Yay, go get 'em!

Yay!

Yay.

Yeah, anyway...

Yeah, aren't you?

Yeah, because Auggie's this many.

Yeah, because I need more nicknames to go with

Yeah, but at what cost? Look at your customers.

Yeah, but I do it better than that.

Yeah, but my dad did say I have to be home by 5:00.

Yeah, but not from fake businesses.

Yeah, but you like him anyway, right?

Yeah, don't you get the home versions of these lessons?

Yeah, he does.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I could use a weird friend

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I had that coming.

Yeah, I know. And I'm not going on the cyclone. I failed him.

Yeah, I love it every year.

Yeah, I said that.

Yeah, I saw the whole thing.

Yeah, I'm gonna fix that.

Yeah, I'm gonna tell Maya I have a country singing great grandpa

Yeah, I'm just going over a case.

Yeah, I'm smiling, I'm watching.

Yeah, I'm your father.

Yeah, it makes sense to you.

Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that.

Yeah, like I've learned that I'm actually really okay with all of this.

Yeah, like that's going to work on anybody.

Yeah, might be the best part.

Yeah, neither did I.

Yeah, none of this is happening.

Yeah, not the no good kind some Farkle sells on the street

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, Riley.

Yeah, save me, Mr. Friar. Do I go too far?

Yeah, she shark

Yeah, Smackle's definitely got game.

Yeah, so come over here and give papa a smooch.

Yeah, so would I.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, that'll do it.

Yeah, that's not it.

Yeah, this is just how we are.

Yeah, this is me.

Yeah, we even bought a drawing.

Yeah, we're taking a walkie.

Yeah, well, I don't have a phone like that.

Yeah, you can't put price on good neighborhood place

Yeah, you don't want to mess with this one.

Yeah, you kiss that girl, you crazy spear carrier.

Yeah, you're gonna need some lessons.

Yeah, you're not a normal girl at all.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? Let's see how cool you can be when you look at him.

Yeah? Would you do this?

Yeah.

Yeah. How else can he keep tabs on all the hoedowns and cattle pageants?

Yeah. Perhaps you're right.

Yeah. Thanks.

Yeah. They're just friends.

Yeah. We're the same now. I don't believe in homework.

Yeah. Why do they come out so white, Farkle?

Yeah. Yeah, that one.

Yelled at everybody

Yep, I made them. You sit over there.

Yep, that happened.

Yep. We think you'll really like her.

Yes

Yes sir, it's us.

Yes sir.

Yes, because I figure if what I am is nerdy geeky,

Yes, because I'm only this many

Yes, but I don't expect you to be able to change

Yes, I can.

Yes, I would like to come to your house

Yes, I've been invited to hang with middle school royalty,

Yes, it is.

Yes, please.

Yes, Riley, you may be excused.

Yes, Riley?

Yes, she is.

Yes, the pretty, young man right there.

Yes, there are, Mr. friar.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. I need you to teach me the equation for beauty.

Yes. Lucas and I did really well on the assignment.

Yesterday I was trapped...

Yesterday I was unable to attend your little job fair.

Yesterday is history.

Yet she does not seem in touch with her actual emotions.

Yet.

Yogurt lawyer say "loophole."

Yogurt lawyer's scum of earth.

You actually put thought into our little game, don't you?

You ain't got no hunk, you ain't got no story!

You all have grandparents or great grandparents.

You always do.

You and daddy.

You and me. A singles cruise to Alaska.

You and you, c'mere! I'll teach you about life.

You are a really good looking guy.

You are everything that's wrong with this country.

You are going to change the world with your brilliant mind.

You are not allowed to abandon our friendship!

You are not allowed to hang out with those women.

You are really interesting looking.

You are smart.

You are the first person to ever fail

You are.

You assume by playing hard to get,

You assumed because it was all neat and pretty

You bought Ava some shiny stuff, huh?

You broke him.

You can ask me a question.

You can either understand that this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria...

You can keep my phone as long as you want.

You can lose who you are on the inside.

You can trust him and he loves you.

You can't fix this, Riley.

You can't go if Maya's invited.

You can't lie to him, Riley.

You changed my life. The Farkle you knew is gone.

You charm people. So you'll be the face of the company

You come from a very talented family.

You did fine, you showed up.

You didn't come to school today and your teacher is really upset with you.

You didn't do anything. And because you didn't do anything,

You didn't go to France because if you went to

You do know that you're my father, right?

You do not push your best friend off the train.

You do not walk out of here!

You do?

You don't believe my father sent this to me?

You don't listen to a word I say, do you?

You don't miss your phone?

You don't pay enough attention to me. This isn't working out.

You don't think my dad sends me stuff?

You don't think that I can do boop?

You don't?

You expect people to keep promises and people to show up.

You figured me out in five seconds and you've hurt me.

You filled me up with confidence that I was really special.

You forgot the best thing you can do for her is be you.

You gave them detention together.

You get in there.

You get the invite and you marry pretty boy hipster

You getting this yet?

You give the people what they want.

You go get 'em, tiger.

You goin' down, chump.

You going to tick tock shake your body time?

You got a name, dangerous?

You got cheese? I like cheese.

You got invited to something?

You got it, Topanga? Are you gonna make this all better?

You got me a phone?

You guys are already important to me.

You guys are hopeless.

You guys are looking a lot less blurry.

You guys came back and waited for us?

You guys can learn to become real human beings.

You guys coming?

You guys don't connect with each other.

You guys really don't have to stay.

You guys walk by her building on the way to school.

You guys will not become the best person you can be.

You had to know this was going to happen.

You have a pertinent observation

You have something to say.

You have such a cute top.

You have to assume it was no good because the first one was no good.

You have to do the homework, Maya.

You have to wonder who this silly, little weirdo is.

You hear me?

You hope for things, you get disappointed.

You just got played by Farkle.

You just have to.

You just taught our daughter how to feel.

You keep writing down those observations.

You know crazy hat?

You know how you succeed, Riley?

You know me too well, arch Nemesis.

You know what pretty boyhipste is handing out invitations to...

You know what that was?

You know what the best thing is about being yourself?

You know what the easiest thing about having friends is?

You know what we're gonna do right now?

You know what will happen if you don't.

You know what, girls?

You know what? I am going to do this.

You know what? We're gonna go back.

You know what's a better text relationship?

You know what's not a waste of time?

You know why she gave this to you?

You know why? They never let you down.

You know, all I do with Maya is disappoint her.

You know, daddy, sometimes when I don't want to eat something,

You know, even though you're a mother,

You know, Farkle, we have a front door.

You know, I've been to a lot of places.

You know, it's an interesting thing about lockets.

You know, just us girls playing with our hair and clothes.

You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.

You know, there is going to be boys at these parties. But not just any boys.

You know, thoughts about the people I meet.

You let me know everything that's going on with Riley.

You like a good story, Riley?

You made her over?

You made me think I could go after something totally unrealistic.

You made me think I was this great actor.

You made your point, okay?

You make no sense to me whatsoever.

You may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

You mean read?

You mean right now?

You might find that you prefer

You might look at me and assume baseball player.

You miss her?

You missed the moment to stand by your girl.

You must've eaten one of ours.

You need a hug, darling?

You need to be there.

You need to go to her.

You never know.

You okay, buddy?

You okay?

You really think that you can make a difference in these kids' lives?

You remember that time you were really mad at me?

You said I was a little genius.

You said that very nice.

You saw what happens when I do.

You see, honey, my truth is that

You see, there's two tables over there:

You see?

You should teach us future class,

You slapped yourself way too hard.

You start on page one, and each page you turn

You start. The people will do the rest.

You still filled with all that hope and promise for the world?

You still want to be like me?

You sure you killer shark lawyer?

You take it

You take these jammies and you wear them.

You teach me how to be friends.

You tell big deal lawyers Mrs. Svorski hopes they fall in their own loophole.

You think he's gotten used to it by now?

You think I did my homework?

You think I don't know about girls?

You think I don't what I don't know?

You think I'm a failure.

You think I'm afraid to tell people the truth?

You think I'm one of you.

You think I'm well raised.

You think they're ready?

You think you're ready to just walk by your parents?

You thought that was your moment?

You threw her out again, didn't you?

You told me I was good.

You took something that doesn't belong to you.

You tried to kiss my woman.

You two are going to be "Riley and Farkle's muffins."

You two dollies want to know how I got my name on the building?

You two dollies, you're going to be just fine.

You two little bumblebees got a sweet thing going.

You use emoticons rather than emotions.

You used to go out with my friend Maya.

You wanna come to my house?

You want a tuna melt?

You want one?

You want one? 'Cause it's the last one you're gonna get.

You want the truth?

You want to be smart, Maya?

You want to do this?

You want us?

You went all the way to Spanish.

You went behind her back and snooped around, didn't you?

You were a great father to me when I was a kid.

You were great.

You were in on this!

You were so busy trying to be her, Riley,

You were so... what are the best words?

You will be. You are now.

You will keep an eye on Riley at all times.

You will send me message alerts.

You will send me pictures.

You will visit the 1960s and give a report.

You win.

You won't do well in the slammer.

You won't pack right.

You won't.

You work for me.

You would do that for me?

You would help me keep my place?

You wouldn't.

You wrote that.

You.

You'll both be there. He'll be the one in the cowboy hat going like this.

You'll do presentations on your findings.

You'll take care of me though, right?

You'll take care of me, won't you?"

You'll usually find me on the top floor of my building

You're a bunch of losers!

You're a disgrace to every single story on these shelves.

You're a good teacher, dad.

You're a new face.

You're a really good dancer, Lucas.

You're all Hart.

You're all very deeply beautiful.

You're always popular with your best friend.

You're an older woman, right?

You're an unfeeling generation of zombies.

You're at a certain age?

You're at a real disadvantage.

You're breaking him!

You're cute when you're menacing.

You're doin' that thing with your voice.

You're doing the right thing, returning the locket to the store.

You're early.

You're fired.

You're getting better at that.

You're giving me an "A"?

You're going to do your research at the New York public library.

You're gonna be popular. I'm not.

You're gonna break our little Farkle.

You're gonna embrace this?

You're gonna find it someday, honey.

You're gonna get toe fungus!

You're gonna save me, aren't you?

You're just a boy under the spell of...

You're late to your father's class.

You're like a little gopher...

You're locking me out of the house now, aren't you?

You're looking at us pretty hard there, Mr. Matthews.

You're making me feel bad.

You're mean.

You're next.

You're not letting her reach her full potential.

You're not on this case.

You're not playing this right!

You're not.

You're on of us now.

You're one deep chick.

You're only disappointing me.

You're pretty smart, Maya.

You're really scared, aren't you?

You're right here.

You're right, I did expect her.

You're right, Topanga. This table

You're Riley

You're saying I'm not nice?

You're sitting here.

You're still mean.

You're supposed to meet somebody and fall in love

You're the hottest little gopher chipmunk in the whole forest.

You're the mockingbird.

You're this many.

You're too kind, seriously.

You're up.

You're welcome.

You've made the right decision letting the bakery go, Mrs. Svorski

Your artwork would not hang on a single refrigerator outside this apartment.

Your best friend is in very deep trouble.

Your father has a gift for...

Your father thinks of it as a tradition.

Your father thinks of it as the reason he wakes up in the morning.

Your first word is...

Your great grandmother was my great grandmother's friend.

Your mom... there she is.

Your mom's hips don't lie!

Your name is Farkle Minkus?

Your names are no longer part of the company.

Your thoughts on the subject?

Yow.

Yum that!

Yup, I didn't get invited to a whole lot of these.

Yup?

14th street...

40 years here, now they try to push me out.

72 pounds of raw intellectual power!

1961.

"Chapter one..." Oh, I'm bored out of my mind.

"Get out of detention free." Ooh, I could use one of those.

♪ I'm singing "go o o."♪

$2.00. $2.50!

âª I'll..

Ahh! Anybody else would stop.

All of them. Well, put them back.

all of us. Well, aren't you just a concerned friend?

All right, fine, I'll do it. Okay, do it! Yeah!

Am I gonna be okay? Riley, listen to me very carefully.

Am I jealous? You wouldn't know how to be jealous.

And for extra credit? Galapagos.

And Riley, you will be with... No!

Angel's food cake. And devil's food cake.

Are you okay? I'm always okay.

Are you sure about this? I got this.

Aren't you all proud of me, dad? No!

Auggie? Why y y?!

Auggie? Yes?

Because everybody else is. That's not the way I see it.

Bing. Ooh.

Boy girl party? Yup.

Braised chicken... Uh huh.

But he will. What?

But she told you she was coming. Yes, she did

but you don't know that! You know what?

But you're such a good person. Who cares about that?

Bye bye, Auggie. Bye bye, Ava.

Bye! Bye.

Cafe... Hey.

Can we talk about this? No.

Can't we just call it even? No. We can just call it I'm leaving.

Can't you see why? Because they're filled with love.

Colored pencils? Yeah.

Congratulations, Cory. What did I do?

Congratulations! I got in!

Dad, I didn't... Ferp!

Dad. Yeah?

Daddy! Auggie!

December. Say it again.

Did she actually break up with you? No.

Did you have trouble with the homework? Piece of cake.

Did you just tell me? I just told you.

Do you like rides? Yeah.

Do you rent phones? Shh!

Dollar and a quarter! $1.50.

Don't tell him! Uh, Riley, I think he already knows.

Don't you? A party.

E=mc2. I understand the universe.

E=mc2. What did you do that for?

Except you didn't. You want us to change her back?

Farkle time, sir? Oh, I love Farkle time.

Farkle, you too. Thank you.

Farkle! Riley.

Farkle? Boy, Riley.

Farkle. Why go to the movies with a boy

Father. Farkle.

Finches. And what else?

France. You were in France?

Get out. Okay.

Got fired. Not so terrible.

Great, sure. General tso's chicken, chicken tikka masala!

Grow me up. Why?

Grown up voice. Lucas, hello.

Ha! Ha!

Hah? That's right

Hand. Lucas!

He did? You don't believe me?

He did. You did.

He missed. Still counts.

Here you go. Thanks, ranger Roy.

Hey, can I sit with you guys? You better.

Hey, guys. Lucas!

Hey, he's my father. Whatever you say.

Hey, ya little spy! Don't call him a spy.

Hey! No food fight!

Hey. Hey back.

Hey. Hey, hee haw.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Auggie. Hi, Ava.

Hi, Auggie. Hi, Farkle.

Hi, honey. Hi, daddy.

Hi, I'm glad you're back. Hi, me too.

Hi, Riley. Oh great, Shakira is here.

Hi. Hi.

How are you helping me? Can I eat a meal?

How could you do that, Dad? What did I do?

How did you know she knew? I know she listens to you.

How were my profits, Friar? Yes!

How you doing, honey? I'ma worked up.

How you doing? How you doing?

How you doing? What are you doing here?

How'd I do? You smelled him.

How'd you do dat? How'd you do dat?

How'd your meeting go? Oh, the usual.

How's my hair? It hasn't changed in six years.

How's that for make up? Perfect.

Hurry, please. Hurry, please.

I am finally something. Maya.

I can't say that. "Hey, Lucas, looking for somebody?"

I colored a new picture. Stay like this forever.

I deserve detention too. No, you don't.

I did that? You did.

I didn't do my homework either. Oh really?

I do! I do! No.

I don't do that. Yeah, you do.

I don't know. You do.

I don't think so

I don't think so. Awesome,

I don't understand debate. I say you do.

I have a soul. No.

I haven't been your good friend. You're my best friend.

I heard you! Well, it was very important.

I know. (Bell ringing)

I know. I wish the world was just me and you.

I like chocolate! Me too!

I think you did mine too. I did, I did and I really liked it.

I want it! What? Ava...

I was yelling, but he didn't care. I rescued her from the truck.

I will never get sick of you. I am set for life!

I'll do you now. Oh, that's not the game.

I'll take my chances with that, sir. No, Lucas.

I'll try harder next time. I will break you!

I'm bad for you. Did he say that?

I'm going to end up here! Don't go crazy.

I'm gonna give it to you? Well, yes.

I'm onto you. This is not about us, Topanga.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed... New way!

I'm sorry, what? None!

I'm sorry, what? None.

I'm sorry. I am too.

In 1831, Belgium... No!

Is it for me? What's your game, Matthews?

Is that all you got? That's it. Same time tomorrow.

Is that real gold? Don't know.

Is this true, Smackle? Affirmative.

Isn't the hider supposed... We're gonna play a new way.

It isn't fair! What isn't fair?

It's bulochki. It's bulochki.

It's Googly time. No TV at the table.

It's not that I'm smart enough. Then what is it?

It's time for you to pay me. (Laughs)

Ladies. Farkle.

Last muffin from this batch. (Crowd groans)

Lawyer. And me?

Let me guess who's who. Hey, Farkle's just hungry.

Let's see what happens. Here's what happens,

Like a tradition? Yeah! Oh...

Like we're on a first name basis? "Hey."

Look at all of those... Books.

Look in my eyes. No!

Look in my eyes. No.

Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes. No. No.

Look, there's a pony. That's a rat.

Lucas. Riley.

Ma! Ma!

Maya, oatmeal. No thanks, Mrs. Matthews.

Maya, you can't... Check out the word, Mr. Matthews.

Maya, you don't have to... I do have to.

Maya! It's okay, Riley.

Maya? Okay.

Maya? Soap opera.

Maya. Be careful what you wish for.

Maya. Farkle.

Maya. Yes sir.

Maya... What up!

melon balls. Ooh.

Mine is. Maya!

Mm hmm. How many?

Mmm kay? Mmm kay.

Mom? That went better than I thought.

Mommy? Yeah?

Mr. Friar? Don't make assumptions

Mr. Matthews? How do you argue with that?

Mrs. Svorski... Yeah, okay.

My dad doesn't live with... It's okay.

Neither do I, dad. It doesn't end.

Never been to Texas, though. What part of Texas is closest to Mexico? That'd be El Paso, sir.

Nice job. Pleasure doing business with you.

Nice locket. You likey?

No homework, more freedom... My education or my women?

No more P.J.s. But they have Mr. Googly on them.

No, only people. My company makes a profit.

No, thank you. Oh come on, what's tonight's thing?

No, this time I mean it. All right, Maya. I'll see you tomorrow.

No, you can't do that. I does whatever she wants.

No! 'Sup, riles?

No! Yeah.

No. No!

No. Then always truth.

No. Why not?

No. You know, why bother?

No. You won't. You'll pick me up at 7:00.

Oh my gosh. See? I am an artist

Oh no. She followed us.

Oh, boy! Goodbye!

Oh, good. I can have some?

Oh, I wasn't asking. Yeow.

Oh, I... Don't.

Oh, your building? It was named after me.

Oh! Oh, boy.

Oh... Tell the joke.

Ohhhh! You going to the school dance, Lucas?

Okay, I'm at a certain age... I don't care.

Okay, so what do I say to him? Look around.

Okay? We're not going to do that anymore.

Okay. In 1831, Belgium declared

One dollar. Hold on.

Open it. Thanks, daddy.

Our feet are touching. You're doing that.

Out the window. Let's go.

Please say no! She walked out of my class.

Present your homework. Can't do that, sir.

Proceed. I'm doing it!

Rahr! Rrow!

Read it. I don't want to do this, Mr. Matthews.

Read the card. Huh?

Really? Really, yes.

Right, sure. Chicken cordon bleu, chicken pot pie.

Riles? Yeah?

Riley? What's my thing?

Riley? Yeah?

Riley. I woke up.

Riley. Lucas.

Riley. Yay!

She beat us. Yeah.

She does know. I don't know.

She doesn't feel the same way? She's vague, man.

She really has a building? With her name on it.

She's trying to be Maya. Why would you want to be Maya?

Shh! Ah!

Sit down. You can't tell me...

So here's a gift for you. Ooh... no!

So what do I do? Nothing.

So, you goin' to class? Thought I would. You?

Sorry I missed it. Yep, I was thinking about you.

Sounds like fun. It's more fun

Start with Riley and Maya. Why do I have to do that?

Stuart. Topanga.

Sugar! You said delicious.

Sugar! You said organic.

Sure, right. Chicken marsala, teriyaki chicken.

Sure. Ha! That's all I wanted.

Sure. I expect you there.

Surprise. This isn't a present.

Teacher. And mom?

Thank you, sir. Mr. Farkle.

Thanks. 'Cause I love you.

That was great. You're welcome.

That wasn't the invitation. Oh!

That'll be your thing for the week. I already got my thing.

That's all I had to say? What was the name of his boat?

The civil war. The civil bore.

The Korean war. Genghis Khan.

Then I believe you. So this is over?

Then what do you want from him? I don't know.

Then you have to catch me! Oh, mama!

Then you may go. Thanks, daddy.

There are. And other girls,

There it is. I know

There she is again. Crazy hat's always here.

There you go. Really? I got that one wrong.

There's no one here but us. Why do we have to shush?

There's no way. I have a way.

They are. I don't like that.

They ate the product, sir. Riley?

They didn't cost us anything to make. How's that possible?

They'll never go for it. Oh...

This is her. They love this me.

Tired of being humiliated. Tough.

Too forward. "Hey, Lucas."

Topanga? Topanga?

Uh huh, right, got it. Orange chicken, chicken a la king.

Uh huh. That'll do it!

Uh oh. Snap.

we crush you. We will be bajillionaires,

we prevailed. Hey, Riley?

We're not twins. Ma aaaa!

We're not. Hmm, yeah,

Weasel! Maya!

What did Darwin study? Birds.

What did you say? Auggie needs a raise in his allowance.

What do I expect? You expect... good things.

What do you do? You're lookin' at it.

What happened? You happened.

What kind? I don't know.

What notes? You weren't taking notes?

What size? 10!

What thi this? This is a present.

What you can do for them? Mm hmm.

What, you actually studied it? No, I'm actually living it.

What? Belgium. Let's go.

What? But, Auggie,

What? Can he do that?

What? Let me be me.

What? Sometimes

What? Talk to him.

What's his name? Lucas.

What's it about? Oh!

What's that mean? Grown up voice.

What's that mean? Hand.

What's the game? The game is

What's your name? Riley.

What's your thing? What am I going to be, dad?

What's yours? Ginsburg

where he will never find you! Where?

Where you headed, Farkle? Gym class.

Where's your mom? She won't be coming.

Which one is this? Makeup.

Who am I, dad? You're just like me.

Who cares? Excellent.

Who's that? That's what I spent my allowance on.

Who's the new chick? "Chick"!

Why didn't you stop your friend? It's not what I do anymore.

Why does he prefer you? I don't know.

Why not? Because she won't like them.

Why not? Because you made her better.

Why not? I didn't do my homework, sir. Why not? That's what I'm fighting against, sir.

Why not? I don't even know how to flirt.

Why that? Brings out your eyes.

Why? Because he's always there.

Why? Because he's your friend,

Why? Smackle loves Farkle.

would not affect your inner self? Of course it won't.

Yay! (Bell dings)

Yeah, it's gonna be me. Yeah, it's gonna be you.

Yeah, you sound ready for this. Oh, I am.

Yeah. How come?

Yes sir, it is us. I'm not doing it.

Yes, Ms. Hart? You failed me.

Yes? He's your father?

Yes? I'm tortured

Yes. Yes.

You can do that? I can do whatever I want.

You can't go. You can't go

You didn't do it, did you? I don't even know where my books are.

You don't go as far as me. No.

You don't have any money left? Nope.

You don't want this. Bring it on.

You got this? I got it.

You know why? Why?

You love me. Leave me alone.

You okay? He gave me an "F."

You paid that? Free trial.

You promised you'd change her back. We tried.

You really believe that? I dunno! You spend a day with this guy.

You smell like pine trees. Thank you.

You think I'm ready? You showed us you are.

You want me to bring you lunch? No.

You want one? Yeah.

You want to color? Color!

You were. How?

You wrote her a note. I did?

You'll crush him. Oh, I can tell him the truth.

You're better than that. I'm just letting her be her.

You're crying? Yes.

You're going to the dance. Hooray!

You're in History. I'm history?

You're late, miss Myzell. My goldfish died.

You're married to the guy. Of course I do.

You're ready for this. What do I say? "Hey, Lucas, looking for somebody special?"

You're slouching, Maya. Thanks, Gretchen.

You're toast. I know.

Your house. But...

Your mom... Don't you dare.

Your point? Well...

Yup. You smelled him is what you did.

...and Einstein academy.

...in conclusion, school uniforms reduce individuality

...while these two just poured sugar into a muffin cup.

'Cause I quit the chess club 'cause I'm an actor, 'cause Riley said so.

'Cause Riley said so.

'cause when it's gone, it's gone.

'Cause, you know, it's not a square dance,

'Scuze me?

'Sup, goofballs?

"A date which will live in infamy."

"A guiding hand that has your best interest at heart."

"A" number seven hundred. Huzzah!

"be like an eagle and soar above the mockingbird."

"Because it's not until you really looked at each other

"Darwin animal studies were thought to be

"Hart and Friar muffins."

"History has nothing to do with us," wasn't it, Ms. Hart?

"I get scared at scary movies.

"I have a dream that my four little children

"If you quiet your voice, if you stop,

"is beauty only skin deep?"

"Let's get married!" "Let's have a kid!"

"Let's have another kid!"

"like," "omigosh," and giggle at everything like it's a question,

"Mama? Are you my mama?"

"May I be excused?"

"Maya's art goes here. Change the world.

"Moo!"

"Name?" You didn't put nuttin'.

"Nope."

"Not until we put down our phones, switch off our computers

"Riley is late. Deal with it."

"Say 'get out of detention free' then give worthless card

"She said she would be gone for a moment, I am still waiting.

"Stop pretending to be a harajuku girl, because you're not;

"Tales of human interaction."

"The girl with the long, blonde hair."

"The trojan horse"?

"There is no connection you can make with any screen

"Topanga, what a beautiful name for something you want to love."

"undefeated this season,

"What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy?"

"Why are you making that face at us, Riley?"

"Why bother trying I'll never be as good as these guys"?

(Applause)

(Bell dings)

(Chuckles)

(Chuckles) We've never been called that before

(Chuckling)

(Demonic voice) You said this was real!

(Doorbell buzzes)

(Doorbell rings)

(Exhales)

(Honking sound)

(Humming)

(Laughing) Oh man, that's good.

(Laughs)

(Laughs) Oh boy.

(Laughs) Oh man, that's good

(Lightsaber whirring)

(Loud thud)

(Mechanical laugh)

(Mimics cartoon character) Excellent.

(Moaning)

(Mouthing)

(Pop music playing)

(Sighs)

(Smacks lips) Right there, nurse.

(Snickering)

(Sobbing) Bye bye.

(Speaking in foreign language)

(Speaks Dutch)

(Speaks Spanish)

(Thunder rumbles)

(Twangy accent) "Good eatin'" and "wholesome livin'"

(Unison) Sit down.

(Vocalizing)

(Whimpers) Thank you, daddy.

(Whispering) Mommy, where's Ava? Am I getting warm?

(Whispers) She talks to her mirror.

♪ 'cause I got you to live it with me ♪

♪ 100 people in line ♪

♪ 100 people in line for the bread ♪

♪ and his foogly boogly friends. ♪

♪ but I know I can work it out ♪

♪ face to face with changes ♪

♪ for a day like this to come ♪

♪ Here comes Mr. Googly ♪

♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪

♪ I'll be by your side ♪

♪ I'm Ava mor gen stern! Yeah! ♪

♪ I'm singing "go o o." ♪

♪ I'm singing "go o o" ♪

♪ I'm singing "oh oh oh" ♪

♪ I've been waiting ♪

♪ light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪

♪ look at me ♪

♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh. ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh. ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh. ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh. ♪

♪ on the edge of something wonderful ♪

♪ One gets a loaf, takes it home ♪

♪ ooooh ♪

♪ ooooh. ♪ (Vocalizing)

♪ struck like lightning ♪

♪ take on the world ♪

♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪

♪ take on the world, take on the world. ♪

♪ take on the world. ♪

♪ That's all the bread we have for entire year. ♪

♪ we belong together ♪

♪ what's it all about? Life is crazy ♪

♪ when the sky's gone gray and it starts to rain ♪

âª ain't nobody better âª

âª I'll be by your side âª

âª I'm singing "go o o" âª

âª I've been waiting âª

âª light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn âª

âª on the edge of something wonderful âª

âª take on the world, take on the world

âª what's it all about? Life is crazy âª

âª when nothing's making sense and you need a friend âª

Girl Meets World - Season 1
Girl Meets World is a heartwarming television series that aired from 2014 to 2017. It serves as a sequel to the beloved 1990s sitcom, Boy Meets World. The show follows the adventures of Riley Matthews, the daughter of Cory and Topanga Matthews, the adored couple from the original series. Rowan Blanchard leads the cast as Riley Matthews, a bright and optimistic teenager who navigates the challenges of middle school, friendship, and self-discovery. Her best friend, Maya Hart, portrayed by Sabrina Carpenter, is a rebellious and sassy girl who adds an extra dose of excitement to every episode. Together, Riley and Maya form an unbreakable bond as they face the highs and lows of adolescence. August Maturo plays Auggie Matthews, Riley's adorable younger brother with a mischievous streak. Auggie adds humor and adorable moments to the show, making viewers fall in love with his charm. Corey Fogelmanis portrays Farkle Minkus, a quirky and confident classmate. He brings a unique perspective to the group of friends, often mixing intellectual prowess with awkward teenage moments. The show also features Peyton Meyer as Lucas Friar, a mysterious new student who captures the hearts of both Riley and Maya. Throughout the first season, viewers watch as the friendship dynamics shift and change, exploring the complexities of love and loyalty among the group of friends. Girl Meets World - Season 1 is a captivating blend of comedy, drama, and life lessons. Each episode explores meaningful topics such as family, friendship, love, self-acceptance, and the challenges of growing up. The show tackles relevant issues faced by teenagers in an engaging and relatable way, resonating with viewers of all ages. With its memorable characters, delightful humor, and heartfelt moments, Girl Meets World - Season 1 has become a beloved series. Fans of Boy Meets World will appreciate the nostalgic nods to the original show, while new viewers will fall in love with the next generation of Matthews. To experience the captivating sounds of Girl Meets World - Season 1, you can play and download the cheerful theme song, composed by Matthew Tishler and Maria Christensen, along with other iconic tracks from the series. These sounds will transport you back to the halls of John Quincy Adams Middle School, where friendships are forged and lessons are learned. Girl Meets World - Season 1 is an unforgettable coming-of-age television series that will make you laugh, cry, and reflect on the beauty of growing up. Immerse yourself in the magic of this timeless show and embark on an incredible journey alongside Riley, Maya, and their friends. Play and download the sounds that bring their adventures to life.
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