Baby Daddy (2012) - Season 6 Edit

A real life hooker, it is so nice to meet you.

A relationship with no commitment, no feelings, no words.

A vial of muscle relaxer in your purse?

A year?

Aah, I was hopin' for the pizza man.

Aah!

Aah! Dude! That really hurts!

About Santa Claus or the pope while you're at it.

About when we're gonna see each other again.

Absolute least I have to do to get some?

Advice faucet that I can't turn off.

After a preliminary conversation with the DA's office,

After everything that happened with your ex husband,

Again to give her back her earring.

Ah, here she is, my blushing bride.

Ah, pretending to care.

Ah, relax.

Ah, the question all men wish they could ask.

Ah! Oh! I knew it! God, I hate that we are so predictable.

Aha! Yeah. I caught you with your hand in the skank jar.

Ahh, I need your help. We need to stop Danny from wrestling

All right, huddle up, boys.

All right, I'll try the truth.

All right, it's gonna be okay. Just keep breathing.

All right, you and Brad need to stay together

All right? She's already, like, some pregnancy

All right. Oh.

All: Surprise!

Also, can't you ever just shred something?

Although, that sort of hurts my feelings.

Always get a receipt.

Always waitin' on the men, am I right?

Amanda. I didn't realize, um...

Amateur.

And a window overlooking an air shaft.

And as desperate as you are.

And besides, man, at least I'm not the one chasin' around

And cue the fake date.

And Dr. Marsh is my mom's doc.

And for the record, a woman admitting

And having it yanked out by a stranger in six months.

And he gets very jealous.

And how it's a once in a lifetime opportunity?

And how'd you know I slept with someone that night?

And I did not hear that.

And I don't know where my phone is.

And I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.

And I don't want to have sex with her.

And I got it.

And I think he got another woman pregnant.

And I think her a long time ago.

And I think I have a clear strategy for getting you out.

And I wanted you to have the best because

And I was, uh, I predict she's about to go radio silent,

And I'll do it again.

And I'm just tryin' to prove to them that you could never do that.

And if I don't calm down, I'll never make it through the next 11?

And if I lose my mind... Well, I think we both know how that goes, Danny.

And if that doesn't convince you, look at her.

And is about this...

And it is from Anita. And she says, "Had a nice time.

And it wasn't all my fault.

And it wasn't once, it was three times

And just break up normally?

And let's just say, Danny made the team.

And listen, honey, I am sorry for sleeping with Ryan.

And my girlfriend, Riley, would "rain down a level of edge"

And now she's here. In my house, in my bed.

And now, we're ready.

And second, you're about to see the next level

And seducing Ryan is gonna get me out of it.

And see if she charges me?

And she can't wait to see you again.

And she didn't even stay the full 20 minutes.

And she thinks her guy didn't come,

And small picture: Danny hired this hooker

And started parking my car there again.

And that is why I am setting you free, Bon Bon.

And that's when I first started thinking,

And that's when she reels you in like a fish.

And the bottom line is,

And the deal's off the table.

And the other one, I don't really know. "L" something.

And then maybe you guys could go out a couple more times,

And this is where the magic happens.

And to think, it only took seven coats

And Tucker refused to believe it, wow.

And were just messin' with us?

And what does any girl you've ever dated do?

And where should I put her?

And yet, you seem oddly obsessed with her.

And you crushed me with your thighs so hard it dislocated my shoulder?

And you know what? The joke's on her.

And you're falling for every trick in the book.

And, God, she was easy.

And, uh, buh bye.

And, well, I'm Danny Wheeler.

And, you know, one thing led to another,

And... he took her to my doctor.

And... Mrs. Wheeler, your happiness is just...

And... you know what I mean by "fun?"

Anita! Surprise. I see you're too busy to answer a text,

Anita! Yes!

Anyway, he's much younger than me

Are on the side of righteousness!

Are you ever gonna let that go?

Are you gonna save it to blackmail Tucker later?

Are you gonna tell me?

Are you sure he's worth it?

Are you sure you're not here for her?

As I can before then. Good thinking.

At the end of the bar, man.

Aw, come on.

Aw, damn it. I forgot about Olivia.

Aw, don't worry, Emma.

Aw, man, it's the wrong Missed Connection.

Aw, sweetie.

Aw! That is so sweet.

Aw.

Awesome! What happened to Steve?

B, if beer were suddenly free around the world,

B. Wait, no, A.

Bad Dad waking you up in the middle of the night for a snack.

Bad.

Because a bra is too obvious, and you

Because friendship isn't just about what you say to your friends.

Because he can't have a relationship with a real girl.

Because I found a smart, attractive girl who likes me.

Because I just discovered that you can't wrestle,

Because I just started dating Ben Wheeler.

Because I love you more than you love you, too.

Because I scored and he didn't!

Because I'm going to pay you. Right?

Because I'm not going with Brad to Peru

Because I'm still not showing and no one will know.

Because if we get thrown out of here and I lose my doctor,

Because it's against your contract with the Rangers.

Because Riley needs me.

Because so far, there have been no "L" something sightings.

Because you knew what we were up to,

Because your mother, who loves you very much...

Because, working in business as I do can get very lonely.

Ben, can I talk to you?

Ben, I'm sorry, but this girl is playing you perfectly.

Ben, women don't have sex unless they have feelings for you,

Ben: Can we come in?

Ben: Is that her? That's not her, is it?

Ben: Yeah, like you didn't see this coming?

Ben... hi.

Bennie, Benjamin, and Benzo.

Better luck next time, Counselor.

Between you and Tucker, and I have a proposition for you.

Bon Bon, what are you doing here?

Bonnie Wheeler is also a patient of yours,

Bonnie, I swear. I didn't' get anyone pregnant.

Bonnie, it's only been two hours.

Bonnie. How've you been?

Both: Boink. (laughing)

Both: Hey, guys!

Boy, am I lonely.

Brad Walker, you're under arrest.

Brad,

Brad's been arrested and my life may be over.

Bring her home, and I'll make sure Tucker is there.

Broke my hand.

Busting you with your "who er."

But all I gotta do is find this chick Amanda who will lead me to my chick.

But Anita is playing the long game,

But I am not a rough it kind of a gal.

But I destroyed him, so he's here to destroy Danny!

But I don't think I should kill for you.

But I felt more comfortable with them breaking your stuff.

But I wasn't when I was with you.

But I'd already been cut from the team that afternoon.

But I'm not pregnant and I happen to have a new boyfriend.

But I'm scared.

But if you hold me out over the fire escape,

But it's gonna work out.

But it's not too late for you to have your happy ending.

But Lord knows that decision baffled you for 20 years.

But no, nobody believed me. I was being ridiculous.

But no, you're family, it would've been awkward.

But not too busy to follow me to my brother's wrestling match.

But she and Brad are leaving in a couple days

But she could be.

But she's not my girl.

But shoot him up with this muscle relaxer instead, okay?

But the best part, rent is only a daily "I love you, Daddy."

But the conjugal visit trailer was booked up for weeks.

But this trip is just so important to us.

But we definitely connected.

But we had some fun, right?

But weren't you just saying what a wonderful idea this trip is

But whatever you're doing, I'm sure it's Ben's fault.

But when you've got an ass like that,

But you are a vibrant woman with a lot of mi... life left in you.

But you love you so much.

But you're never gonna get him to quit now.

But, um, you can check his room.

By the time the slow witted tortoise

By the way, last time I had a pretty quick breast exam.

Bye, Mrs. Wheeler. I'm really gonna mi...

Bye, Tucker.

Ca... This might take a while

Can I come up with my own signature move?

Can I find it on the Internet?

Can I hit you with a chair?

Can I offer you a glass of wine and some soft candlelight

Can you prep a B 12 shot for me?

Can't walk home without your shoes.

Can't... wait to see you again."

Cash... best friend.

Cash... best friend.

Classic Ben. Let's go, babe.

Come on, just give me a hint about LA.

Come on, just tell me what happened in LA.

Come on, man, what do you even know about her?

Come on, man. I have a girlfriend now.

Come on, Mrs. Wheeler, we need a whole new plan.

Come on.

Congratulations, Ben.

Considering we are gonna be married one day and...

Could she be more obvious?

Could you just wait here for one second?

Course I do.

Crap, do I have time to work out?

Danny is living the life Ryan should've had.

Danny, do you remember this morning

Danny, what are you doing here?

Danny, you cannot tell your mother that my gyno died.

Danny: Oh, my God!

Danny! Just the person I was looking for.

Danny?

Danny? Danny, hi.

Danny. Danny. Danny. Danny.

Danny. It's her.

Did he pick you up at the Belvedere?

Did I stutter? If I did, it's only because I'm s s s so excited.

Didn't spend the night, huh?

Die, die, die!

Do I even need to ask how?

Do we know each other?

Do you need help burying a body? Like...

Do you really think I should just walk away?

Do you smell smoke?

Do you think that Ryan figured out that I'm Danny's mom,

Do you think you would consider calling him and saying

Doctor Hastings and I have been planning the birth of my first child

Does Danny know?

Don't be too impressed.

Don't try and save her now.

Don't we? Don't we?

Don't worry, Mom. It's all fake.

Down at the Belvedere, you know, and

Dr. Hastings has gone to a better place.

Dr. Marsh.

Dude, I told you. I'm not a doctor.

Dude, it's okay, we've all paid for it before.

Dude, she's a hooker.

Dude, she's obviously single. Right?

Dude, that'd be amazing.

Dude, this is great. Is Olivia gonna help you find her?

Dude, this is great. Is Olivia gonna help you find her?

Dude, what is wrong with you?

During Danny's first training camp,

During training camp.

E L L E.

Elle doesn't live here anymore.

Emma! It worked!

Enjoy the show tonight.

Even I wouldn't do that.

Even if it takes forever.

Everything is gonna be okay. There is a perfectly logical explanation,

Ew, no.

Exactly. And we're done with this conversation.

Exactly. You should go.

Except we made this together.

Fate apparently has my back.

Fifty square feet of living space, a lovely fake kitchen,

First of all, honey, your math is off.

For no reason other than to have sex with you.

For their around the world tour,

Game face, Bonnie.

Get him in the ring and just shred him to pieces.

Get to have sex in my own room again.

Go connect with that girl. She's hot.

Go, go. Go, go, go.

God, I... I knew I was smart to pick you, huh?

God, thanks a lot.

God, try to show some enthusiasm!

Good point, Tuck. Back to you, Ben.

Grandma.

Great stuff in there, by the way, but I got a quick heads up for you.

Guilty as sin.

Guys, don't forget, my big match is tonight.

Ha ha. This is...

Had figured it out, and was laying a bear trap.

Have you seen Ben? I wanted to apologize again.

He blames you for not making the team.

He can't paralyze Danny if we paralyze him first.

He didn't know her name either.

He doesn't wanna talk to me.

He lives right there.

He met her at the Belvedere, AKA, hooker hangout.

He told you, didn't he?

He would be crushed if he learned he made the team

He's just like my burrito.

He's livin' the dream.

Heh. Me neither.

Hello, baby.

Hello, there.

Her lady doc just died.

Her name is Amanda and she's best friends with "L" something.

Her name is Elle, you idiot.

Her who? (gasps) The unicorn?

Her? Her who?

Her. The girl, the girl I was just...

Hey there. (chuckles)

Hey, can you hold my head up so I can see what's going on?

Hey, Doc. Can I talk to you for a sec?

Hey, I'll talk to you later.

Hey, real quick, can you slam my head against the floor?

Hey, remember when we were nine?

Hey, Riles.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, that desperate old broad is my mom!

Hey, Tuck.

Hey, why don't we just ask my mom for her doc?

Hey, you gotta believe me, I had no idea

Hey.

Hey. What do you want?

Hi, Riles. Bye, Riles.

His name is Chip.

Hm. Oh, really?

Hmm? Her own bedroom, a big girl bed.

Hold up. I'm pathetic?

Honey,

Hopefully it's about having sex for money.

How about two out of three?

How about we just go away for a long weekend?

How bad is it?

How can I help?

How could he be confused? Are you confused, Danny?

How could he get another woman pregnant?

How many times have you been to the dry cleaners this week,

How were we supposed to know she was an undercover cop?

Huh.

Huh. So, not romantic at all.

I always wondered what happened to him.

I am one step closer to finding Dry Cleaner Girl.

I am ready to flirt. Send me in, Coach.

I am telling you, she's just looking for an in.

I bet you don't even know her name.

I bet you don't even remember what she looks like.

I burned most of the evidence.

I can't believe that you're so desperate to get a boyfriend

I can't cheat on... "L" something.

I can't feel the left side of my body.

I can't hear any of this.

I can't let my choices affect the woman that I love

I could probably make that happen.

I did it all. There is a storage locker in Brooklyn

I did it!

I did who I had to do to get to Elle.

I did!

I didn't even know existed if she finds out

I didn't know you could do that.

I didn't realize how much Tucker really liked you. So,

I don't care.

I don't feel very attractive today.

I don't know how much longer I can stand

I don't know. He hasn't answered any of my texts.

I don't suppose that means you want me to have sex with her

I don't suppose you'd give me her number?

I don't think I'm comfortable lying.

I don't think this is right.

I found her!

I found this at Olivia's house.

I got a guy.

I got an appointment with that doctor you found,

I got the hooker. Where's Tucker?

I got you pregnant.

I guess I would be up for that.

I guess slamming his head against the floor

I had a good Lisa twice.

I had him chipped like a dog the day I met him.

I had to come back home.

I have a license, yeah.

I have to.

I just found the most amazing cream for your nipples.

I just needed a little break from Riley.

I just told you I have a wife.

I kept up my end of the bargain,

I kind of got my hands full, man.

I knew that.

I know that joke.

I know! Now quit messing around.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. First one's always the most exciting, right?

I know. I know, we used to kind of have a thing.

I know. Which is why I am gonna have to stop Ryan myself.

I learned how to scream "Oh, God" in five languages.

I lied to you because I knew he was a good doctor,

I love comin' home to someone so pure and innocent.

I love you, Daddy.

I love you, son

I love you!

I mean, get you... um, talk to you.

I mean, he never makes it past three dates anyway.

I mean, he'll just have to pay a fine,

I mean, his odd, kind of creepy, kind of man grabby dream,

I mean, honestly, I didn't think so, but Ben was so sure of it

I mean, how can Dr. Hastings be dead?

I mean, how did she know you were gonna be here?

I mean, I connected first, but then you did too, right?

I mean, I'll look at it if you want me to.

I mean, look where you met her, look how you met her,

I mean, other than, "Why can't you be ready when you say you will?"

I mean, she pretty much has the same lady parts.

I mean, wrestling a New York Ranger,

I mean, you were a little desperate and you are very flirty.

I might not have a girlfriend, but at least I have a job.

I need a little somethin' extra for the show tonight.

I need some expert advice.

I need you to convince your mom to go away with me.

I posted one of those Missed Connections, and she answered!

I promise.

I promised a tea party. Oh, how lovely.

I really don't think she even knows you're here.

I really hope the baby gets your eyes.

I really liked you.

I see what's going on here.

I slept with you, and you,

I swallowed a penny when I was six and I wanted to see if it was still there.

I swear, I'm the luckiest man alive.

I think I am gonna wear my favorite black shirt.

I think I could see her.

I think I just met someone really special, too.

I think I'll be able to get Brad out.

I think so.

I think we're gonna need to divide and conquer.

I thought I was hooking up with a New York Ranger.

I thought I was hooking up with a New York Ranger.

I took Ryan out and filled him full of booze,

I wanted to tell you, Anita just stopped by,

I was hoping that we could have a real relationship.

I was never here.

I wasn't listening.

I will make every day of your life a living hell.

I will never tell you.

I will rain down a level of edge on you you never even knew existed.

I, uh, I heard Danny is going to wrestle him

I... I go there all the time.

I... I tied him up in the trainer's room.

I... I'm holdin' those for a friend.

I'd kill to get in any ring.

I'd like to start off by saying I was wrong.

I'd rather not, you seem pretty pissed.

I'll admit to him I was wrong,

I'll find Tucker and meet you at home.

I'm a businessman from out of town.

I'm already an hour late for wrestling practice. Oh!

I'm dating Ben Wheeler.

I'm fine, by the way.

I'm gonna build a house and raise a family there.

I'm gonna go talk to the doctor about his bedside manner.

I'm gonna prove to you both that Kiki is not a prostitute.

I'm holding it for a friend, his name is Ben Wheeler,

I'm in what you might call a second tier league.

I'm just a huge fan!

I'm just going to, um... I'm so thirsty.

I'm just saying maybe it's time you do what you do best,

I'm just saying, if you're gonna call someone fat,

I'm living a lie?

I'm not following you. You're following me!

I'm not obsessed. If I see her again, great,

I'm not paying her.

I'm not sure she does.

I'm only doing a friend a favor

I'm out.

I'm pregnant. Conflict of interest, not my specialty.

I'm pretending to be a doctor!

I'm sorry I put so much pressure on you.

I'm sorry, have we met?

I'm sorry...

I'm still a Ranger and he's a wrestler.

I'm tellin' you, it was perfect.

I'm the assistant DA.

I'm Tucker.

I'm walkin' a tightrope here, man.

I've got nowhere to go, man.

I've never been so proud.

If A, there was an apocalypse,

If I don't, whatever.

If only I could have sex with someone.

If only there was somebody around who's been through this before,

If she thinks she can make me care,

If you wanted to have sex?

In a half hour, so...

In Emma's room for a moment, huh?

In the meantime, let me take you to cellblock double D.

In the middle of the night to eat ice cream with me.

Ironically...

Is christen my room and not be bogged down with all that caring

Is it a crime to ask what's on the menu?

Is it just me, or is my mom acting kind of weird?

Is it so wrong that all I wanna do

Is my pocket full of cold hard cash.

Is that okay? That wins the award for most okay statement ever.

Is that the heartbeat?

Is that you?

Is the kind of statement that I don't need to know.

Is this true?

Is Tucker okay?

Isn't that exactly what got you into this mess in the first place?

Isn't there something you wanna say?

It always is.

It came down to the two of them for the final spot.

It came down to the two of them for the final spot.

It couldn't be simpler. Just tell Ryan

It looks like I may be able to cut him a deal.

It shouldn't be this hard.

It won't be a problem, okay?

It... It just proves that I'm a bad listener.

It's a little hard for me to keep track of all my fans.

It's all right.

It's arson. It will ruin your life.

It's as if she was anxiously awaiting my call.

It's C. A hooker. Tucker just brought home a hooker.

It's everything to Danny and me.

It's fine.

It's gonna be huge.

It's her!

It's her. That is what she's saying, right?

It's just like how your Daddy met your Mommy.

It's just your classic case of mistaken hooker identity.

It's Kiki. (laughs)

It's literally her job to agree.

It's never just you.

It's not gonna be the same without you, Mom.

It's the reason you got cut.

It's up to you, Tucker, where this goes.

It's what you do behind their backs.

Just because you wanted to be right?

Just delivering some breaking news.

Just know that you

Just so we're clear,

Just stay calm, and find me a great lawyer.

Just throwin' it out there.

Just tryin' to make it look real.

Karma got it right by givin' you a daughter.

Kiki is not a hooker, man. You wanna know how I know?

Kiki, hey. Thank you so much for coming.

Kiki, I am so sorry.

Kiki? Yes. Kiki. Kiki.

Kiki.

Knock, knock.

Last stop on our goodbye tour before we head off

Late is cool."

Laura, Lisa, Linda?

Let this be a life lesson, Emma.

Let's be honest, I could use a break.

Let's face it, I'm no good at pickin' up prostitutes.

Let's get out of here.

Let's hug it out?

Let's just say you dodged a bullet.

Let's remember the rule: no magic in front of the baby.

Light starch.

Like I'm gonna go over there and make a scene or somethin'.

Like the inside of an old gym bag.

Listen, Danny, all right, have fun, and don't look back.

Listen, if you don't help Brad,

Listen, if you don't help Brad,

Listen, there's gonna be some problems.

Listen.

Listen. All right, don't worry.

Listen. He's only here for one night.

Listen. Sweetie, honey, I am begging you, don't do this.

Look at her. Thinkin' she's so smart.

Look, honey, I love you.

Look, I just started seeing someone.

Look, I'm just gonna get him drunk and lock him in his motel room.

Look, you will be fine.

Looking for some girl you saw two months ago for, like, two seconds?

Made him forget about you.

Man, even Emma could go in there and get her.

Man, I had a good Linda once.

Man, I know this was a barbecue, but nobody

Maybe just a couple push ups?

Maybe she didn't get it. I'll send it again, just to be safe.

Maybe she went through my phone, or whatever tricks you all use.

Maybe there just is no happy ending for us.

Maybe you could be a special guest fighter.

Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm Tucker.

Maybe you should give him a call.

Mm hmm?

Mm, not desperate at all.

Mm?

Mmm, pretty sure someone who has feelings for me

Mom doesn't want to go away for a year.

Mom... Mom...

More like Hell A!

More than I ever loved myself.

Most people who come to see us just wanna get out of the cold.

Mrs. Wheeler, I know you thought you would never find love again

Mrs. Wheeler, what are you doing?

Mrs. Wheeler. Mrs. Wheeler, great news.

My chick.

My doctor.

My nipples are fine.

Neither is choosing between Ben and Danny,

Never mind, never mind.

Never quite sure you and I are paddling up the same river.

Next to the other place.

No evidence, no conviction.

No matter how hard they try.

No obligatory cuddle, no awkward conversation

No skin off my back. I didn't have to come over here and talk to you.

No time, Ma. I've got to get to the ring.

No way! Elle.

No, I mean it's probably going to split you from tip to tail.

No, I ran into Bald Marcia from that weird

No, I'm not whatever it is you think I'm doing.

No, she had to be up early.

No, we're gettin' wasted.

No, why would she do that? I don't even wanna talk to her.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Never happening. Anita's not that kind of girl.

No. Never. Not happening.

No. No, I'm not going anywhere.

No. No, it was amazing.

No. No, no, no, definitely not. I'm... I'm busy.

No. No, no, no, definitely not. I'm... I'm busy.

No. No, no, no, no, no, not me.

No. No, no, no. Not that her. The original her.

Nobody forgets Bonnie Wheeler.

Nope, I had it.

Nope, not doin' it. Don't even ask. I'm going home.

Nope. We're goin' to the Belvedere.

Normally, at this time of day, he's sitting on the couch,

Not for all the money in the world.

Not my usual breakup gift,

Not really somethin' to brag about.

Not really.

Not so fast, Wheeler.

Not we. Me. Okay?

Now I just need to talk to the assistant DA

Now she was worried that the tortoise

Now you get out there and pick up a pro, bro.

Now, what do I do?

Obviously I had to leave LA. Right?

Oddly enough, I appreciate why you do what you do.

Of edgy if you don't stop messing around.

Of paint to get it to stop smellin'

Officially ready for its new tenant

Oh God, no!

Oh God, what is he doing here?

Oh God, you picked now to read your contract?

Oh God!

Oh God! Oh, my God!

Oh God! Oh! I'm so proud of you!

Oh my G... How did that get there?

Oh my goodness. How, after all these years, we both look so great.

Oh, and don't forget her name... Kiki.

Oh, and, honey, thanks for trying to help.

Oh, and... and... why is it called a ring

Oh, Benji. It's gonna be okay.

Oh, but you're comfortable with...

Oh, crap, now I feel bad.

Oh, dude, I'm telling you, she's not texting you back.

Oh, Elle, when did you get here?

Oh, for the fraud and stuff, right.

Oh, God, I think I just ruined sex.

Oh, God. Okay, all right, run.

Oh, good question.

Oh, good! Because if I was her,

Oh, Grandma's gonna miss you so much.

Oh, he remembers me, all right.

Oh, heh. Sorry, Doc.

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Olivia.

Oh, honey. Oh, this...

Oh, I can't wait to meet this completely different doctor than my mom's.

Oh, I get it, you're just tryin' to make me feel bad.

Oh, I just told her it's another word for cookie.

Oh, I mean... (British accent) I do believe he will

Oh, I see what's goin' on here, you're just jealous.

Oh, I went there. I'm livin' there.

Oh, I'm gonna convince Brad to take the deal.

Oh, it's a hook.

Oh, just a few minutes ago.

Oh, let me just hug you before you go, honey.

Oh, look, Uncle Tucker's getting snap, crackle, drunk for breakfast again.

Oh, man, that's really in there.

Oh, my God, dude. It's her.

Oh, my God, it's a miracle.

Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.

Oh, my God, that's her.

Oh, my God! Danny, you did it!

Oh, my God! My watch stopped, all the clocks in the house are wrong,

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's been so long.

Oh, my God. Mrs. Wheeler,

Oh, my God. That sounds so romantic.

Oh, my God. You are a hooker. Guys.

Oh, my God. You are never gonna give up on this, are you?

Oh, my goodness. Oh...

Oh, Riley, I missed you.

Oh, she knows.

Oh, so you told her you're in love with her friend?

Oh, sweetie, are you okay? What's wrong?

Oh, thanks, Doc.

Oh, that's how it's gonna be?

Oh, there already are.

Oh, this is perfect.

Oh, what do you know? You're all hopped up on sugar.

Oh, you did not just go there.

Oh, you know what? You have something right here.

Oh!

Oh! And have you ever gotten in a real fight during a fake fight?

Oh! Hey. Hey, honey, I just came by to stop you.

Oh! Okay, guess what?

Oh! Ow. You!

Oh! Tucker. I know how we can stop the match.

Oh! Well, then, it's a good thing I caught you, then,

Oh! Well, then, my bad

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (laughs)

Oh. But I was a very special fan.

Oh. Hey, Dr. Marsh.

Oh. Hey, Mrs. Wheeler. You lose your "vitamins" again?

Oh. It's okay, Mom.

Oh. Oh, well. Well, if you don't start caring,

Oh. Please, Emma?

Oh. Uh oh... yeah.

Oh. Yeah, I knew about that.

Oh... Emma. Mmm.

Okay, Emma, you are about to be welcomed

Okay, fine, the truth is,

Okay, fine. I'm a dog.

Okay, hey. Honey, here. You've got to hide this.

Okay, I mean, except for an indecent exposure case

Okay, I'm not really sure if I'm the best dad

Okay, seriously, please, please tell me

Okay, these idiots are convinced that you're a hooker,

Okay, this is Natalia, she's a librarian,

Okay, um..

Okay, well, that kind of girl is like a unicorn.

Okay, you have to promise me that you will keep her away from me.

Okay, you've burnt down a house, a forest, and a summer camp.

Okay? And instead of a year...

Okay? As soon as you sit down, I'll text her

Okay.

Okay. (screaming) Tucker!

Okay. All right, you know what we are doing?

Okay. Brad's on board.

Okay. Eat up, Daddy will be right back.

Okay. Hi. All right. I looked through the charges,

Okay. How can I help?

Okay. So she's the hot one sitting in the middle of the bar.

Olivia, did you just say you're dating Ben Wheeler?

Olivia! I knew an Olivia once.

On our lust filled trip around the world.

Only one of us is growing a human being in their uterus

Only think about yourself.

Ooh, look, everyone's happy now. Let's go.

Ooh! Not yet!

Ooh! That's Amanda.

Ooh! Tucker, perfect!

Or any other means of communicating with the outside world.

Or C, if I ever met a real live hooker?

Or Kathmandu or, or any place ending in "ooh."

Or name learning?

Or perhaps it's a coincidence.

Or the worst dad in the world for getting you up

Or... perhaps she's on an actual date.

Ow! That's my right side!

Ow! Uh!

Pay no attention to the self help books and the vision board,

Perhaps treat her like a human being.

Phew!

Please don't hate me for saying this, but..

Please don't tell your mother.

Please stop me when you hear one of those you like.

Please take this as a huge compliment,

Pretty much.

Probably move to Connecticut with our dog, Dude, Emma, and our three boys...

Prove that girl really is a prostitute.

Quit the legal mumbo jumbo, you showoff, and give it to me straight.

Rachel. Hey. So great to see you.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? 'Cause you seem like you care.

Really? I made the team fair and square?

Really? So just bottom line me, what is the

Really? That's awesome.

Remember when you told me to wake you up no matter what time it was,

Remember, you and Riley can't live without me.

Right there with ya.

Right, a mother figure, like you. You'd be perfect, Mom.

Right, but you're gonna have to see her

Right, uh, at the place

Right.

Right. Oh! I know.

Riley is gonna get you out of here.

Riley: Oh, my God.

Riley. Uh, it's not what it looks like.

Riley's like a judge or something?

Rockin' some plaid today, huh? Okay.

Roundhouse! Roundhouse! Oh, I meant Danny, not you, Ryan.

Run, this is like Camp Winnataki all over again.

Ry Ry! What's up, man? I got that, uh,

Ryan Davidson?

Ryan Davidson. He was my roommate

Ryan? Oh... (grunts)

Second tier is still impressive.

Seducing Ryan is what got me into this mess,

See, I thought Rachel was Tucker's hooker,

See, this is why we don't play sports on the weekends.

See? I told you that unicorns don't exist.

Seems my night just opened up.

Seriously, on the way there, don't look back!

Seriously?

Seriously? Why don't you just tell her

Sex without feelings.

She already missed one grandchild being born,

She does work around the corner, though.

She doesn't exist. Tonight it's sex, tomorrow it's...

She doesn't want to miss another.

She has a sister named Jody and a cat named Sprinkle.

She has beautiful... red...

She is a real hooker! I can't believe it.

She just got up and left.

She knows me so well.

She lives in Brooklyn, originally from Yonkers,

She looks super familiar. Does she live in the neighborhood?

She moved away last month.

She sabotaged your chances of becoming a Ranger.

She slept with me for nothing.

She switched hospitals? She didn't even tell me.

She was such a vibrant 87.

She was wrong is a unicorn in itself.

She'll always need her dad.

She's been looking for me like I've been looking for her.

She's been makin' me dance, but it's time this puppet cut the strings.

She's growin' up.

She's kind of a sure thing.

Should I be concerned you know how to do that so well?

Should I be concerned you were carrying

Should we apologize?

Since I was a little girl, and she is the only woman

Since she invited you to be her date?

So am I, Riley. So am I.

So are you staying nearby?

So he doesn't feel bad when he pays for it.

So her self esteem is at an all time low.

So hot.

So I guess I'll go with a hug?

So I just decided to grab, like a quick drink

So I tried to make her my hooker.

So I'll just leave you alone, and you can text me whenever.

So if I lose my doctor, I lose my mind.

So if you're not in it for the feelings, well, then...

So that's two "go" and one "stay."

So you can go on your super long trip

So you can say goodbye to this bod.

So you say she stayed... I don't know... about an hour.

So you won't have to deal with it for about a year.

So your guilt or innocence doesn't matter.

So, how do you decide who's gonna win or lose?

So, Rachel, how's your cat?

So, the night before the last practice,

So, uh... Who... Who... Who's that?

So, where's the new girlfriend?

So, you think this girl is coming over tonight

So, you think you wanna have some fun?

So, you're not...

Soliciting a prostitute?

Some chick he's never met but is in love with. Yeah.

Some fantasy chick he's never even met

Someday you'll get your own room.

Something I don't get very often.

Sometimes I think she's got a GPS planted in me.

Sorry I haven't been here in a while, but I got married.

Sorry I never called you back, I, uh...

Sorry, Doc. I'll come back later.

Sorry, I got so many questions.

Sorry. Anyway, listen.

Spoiler alert: I lose, but you won't see it coming.

Start discreetly asking around about Olivia.

Stay strong. Stay strong.

Super awkward after we just had sex.

Sure, I do. It's Mrs. Ben Wheeler.

Sure, she's fine with the 11 p.m. booty call now,

Sure.

Sweetie, it's her first baby.

Take it.

Tee rrific.

Tell Jimmy I said hi.

Tell me that Ryan was here, gov'nah?

Tell the doctor to take his time today.

Ten bucks says that's her, she had a great time,

Thank you, Dr. Emma.

Thanks for meetin' me here. You ready to go?

Thanks. But I just realized I finally

That "L" something will be at.

That both of them are seeing the same doctor.

That doesn't mean other people aren't.

That doesn't sound like our Brad at all. He would never lie to you.

That has got to mean something.

That I have to cancel, at which point she will undoubtedly get up

That is how Bonnie and I learned that we are allergic to latex.

That kind of publicity would really help us out.

That might have come up as well.

That Riley can't get along without me?

That sounds so romantic.

That was a secret.

That you are a part of, his record is squeaky clean.

That you tricked me into believing that we had something special:

That, uh, B 12 shot you requested?

That's because Ryan is trying to destroy your career.

That's drugs. What... ?

That's exactly what I thought we had, too.

That's it. Heh!

That's kind of the point.

That's more like it.

That's my roommate and his kid.

That's perfect.

That's sort of my big little secret.

That's the alley, that's the alley.

That's the heartbeat. There's a baby in there!

That's weird. That sounded just like your mom.

That's what you say to a friend,

That's when I first started thinking you might love me back

That's why I already cleared it with the team.

That's why I didn't come to the last day of practice.

That's why you're gonna be the pride of the family...

The bar is low.

The best.

The dry cleaner scooter taxi her. This her.

The fact that Ben is here automatically clears everybody.

The first always needs extra attention.

The first time I got the wrong girl,

The girl from the bar. Well, found, stole... semantics.

The last night at camp, she did it on purpose.

The last spot on the team came down to the two of us,

The lingerie store on "A."

The momma bear had ruined his hockey career.

The one on the left is my friend, Amanda.

The one who treats all the Rangers' wives.

The only thing keeping me company right now

The pain and suffering is going to be immeasurable.

The pope is real

The second baby, that's when you can start slacking.

The second time we got arrested.

Then she can think again.

Then what's he doing in Brooklyn

Then why'd you come back with me when I asked you

There he is, and he's huge.

There she was, just sittin' there alone,

There. I believe Danny's old room is

There's just no way to say it.

There's nothing like a sexy mechanic working under the hood.

There's one way to say it.

There's something wrong with my phone.

They won't be.

Think you'll be able to get him off?

Thinking is not as hot as you. Pfft.

This can't be happening.

This does not prove that she's a hooker, man

This is her, right?

This is Jim.

This is quite a milestone.

This is the memory I will take with me.

Those don't exist. It's gonna cost you $500.

Though I feel like you were maybe considering it.

Though some might mock you for your choice...

Three prison gangs want me

To all those wonderful places where there's no Wi Fi, or reception,

To prove that you were dating one.

To seal the deal with this girl I right swiped this morning.

To see you rotting away like this.

To the amazing world of professional wrestling!

To the end of the hall. I'll grab us some wine.

To the hospital if someone just told us it was fake.

Told me that there'd be honey biscuits.

Tomorrow night for publicity.

Too bad there's no emoji that says,

Too direct and it's over before it starts.

Too far?

Too sweet and she thinks we're starting a relationship.

Totally unavailable, now you're the one chasing her,

T****ze artist. She used to swing me from...

Tucker, Dry Cleaner Girl and I are gonna be married someday.

Tucker, get to flirting.

Tucker, pretending to like you is her job.

Tucker, what the hell is going on?

Tucker: Mrs. Wheeler, wrestling is Danny's dream.

Tucker. All right, Tucker? Can I speak to you

Tucker's hooker is here. She's sitting at the bar.

Tucker's lucky to have us.

Two words: She's horny.

Uh, if you really wanna christen the room...

Uh, look, I don't know who any of you people are,

Uh, look... I ran into this girl a few months ago.

Uh, uh, but the other woman, the one you're friends with,

Uh, you're gonna need some candles, some wine,

Um, hi. Uh, I'm sorry.

Um... before any magic happens,

Um... I... uh, we...

Um... no, not really.

Unicorns are real, and I'm about to go tame one.

Wait, wait, wait. What about the girl who led you to Amanda?

Wait. I've actually been here before.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. What about the girl you just had cookies with?

Wait. What was the name of this app you met her on?

Wait. What?

Wait. What? How do you know Anita left her earring?

Wait. Yeah, I think I know that guy

Wait. You didn't take her to my guy?

Was it embarrassing?

Was it that bad?

Way to go, Riley. I knew I shouldn't have picked you

We are going to Brooklyn to get to the bottom of this.

We aren't here for you, ma'am.

We came to see Brad, and support you and Mom.

We could, but you keep playing.

We don't actually know anyone here, do we?

We got a weird, uh...

We gotta prove to him that she's a hooker.

We just signed up for a ride along.

We were just trying to get information, not sex.

We've gotta go help Danny.

Welcome.

Well done, boys, you owe me bail money.

Well done, Danny, you brought home the wrong girl.

Well, "L" what?

Well, at least for one of us.

Well, at least how you can stop the match.

Well, Bon Bon, we better get goin'. Our flight leaves in two hours

Well, here we are again,

Well, I don't drink, and I'm actually meeting some friends

Well, I meant to, but it would have been

Well, I will tell you one thing.

Well, if he's been paying attention,

Well, it seems pretty dicey to trust somebody

Well, maybe we can be lonely together.

Well, obviously I'm not gonna see her again.

Well, one of those things just happened.

Well, perhaps he's just confused.

Well, probably not, since we just had sex.

Well, probably not, since we just had sex.

Well, Romeo,

Well, she's dead, so she probably didn't have time to call.

Well, that's an obvious lie,

Well, that's not how I thought this day was gonna turn out.

Well, there you go, you wanna share a cab?

Well, we're in jail, so I'm gonna go with yes.

Well, what about Kiki, didn't she call you?

Well, who's ridiculous now? (laughs)

Well, you gotta figure something out.

Well, you're on.

Well... fake kill. I know how it works.

Were you doing this because you wanted to be a good friend, or...

What am I supposed to do now?

What are you doin' here?

What are you doing? I mean, what are the charges?

What are you gonna tell him? He'll be so disappointed.

What are you, like, four? Five months pregnant?

What are you, the memory police?

What did I say? I told you guys,

What have you done to me?

What if she doesn't agree?

What if she's there?

What is going on out there?

What the hell is the matter with you?

What up, Doc?

What you two have is so special.

What, the guy with Danny? Do you know him?

What? No way.

What? No, no, I'm trying to craft the perfect text

What? No, no. There must be some kind of a mistake.

What's makin' you two smile like weird home schooled kids?

What's one lousy little storage locker?

What's that in your hand?

When Ben finally moved out of the house, I just opened the door

When he said that he was at a golf course in Jersey?

When I realize I've downloaded the wrong one.

When it's actually shaped like a square?

When you said I've been "edgy" for the last two months,

Where... are... you?

Where's the doctor?

Which by the way, ew...

Which I am currently working on.

Which I will be doing tonight because Amanda just invited me to a barbecue

Which is exactly why you're going to tell him that I can't leave

Which means I should probably get as much

While we get to know each other better?

Who can deliver this baby.

Who pretty much guaranteed me that you were a sure thing.

Who?

Who'd make the choice to cut their hair like that, but...

Whoa. That hurt more than I thought it would.

Why am I hiding your passport?

Why am I still talkin' to you?

Why are you following me?

Why does everything always have to be about you?

Why don't you come and take care of Olivia if she becomes a problem.

Why don't you come with me and hit on Amanda?

Why don't you just take her to my guy?

Why is burning always your go to?

Why not? It's a business, just like everything else.

Why would she wanna do that?

Why?

Why?

Why? Did I miss anything?

Why's she still talking to him, what is he saying?

Will be perfectly fine here on your own.

Will you excuse me for just one second?

With all the depraved crazies I have to put up with at the bar,

With all the evidence they need against me.

With another 100 girls to get to my girl.

With my mom.

With piercing green...

Without telling him the truth. Mm hm.

Woke up after an evening in the forest,

Wondering where his life went wrong.

Would someone please tell my lawyer that I'm guilty?

Wouldn't accidentally call me "Bill."

Wow! Looks like Ben screwed everyone's lives up again.

Wow. Look at that. A hooker with a heart of gold.

Yeah, Bonnie, we need to talk.

Yeah, I can see the problem.

Yeah, I don't think so, Mr. Twenty three Texts.

Yeah, I got that, 23 unreturned texts ago.

Yeah, I heard him say that we should stay.

Yeah, I just missed you all so much,

Yeah, I know. I was there.

Yeah, I meant what do you think Amanda is going to do

Yeah, I think he went to bed,

Yeah, it's just over there to the left.

Yeah, man, you might want to leave that part out when you finally meet her.

Yeah, that's right, nothing's gonna change.

Yeah, that's what they all think.

Yeah, they wanted to practice at our place,

Yeah, we're already working on it

Yeah, well there's no reason to be sober when you've got nowhere to go.

Yeah, yeah, let me guess, your probably gay, co worker,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Hey, man.

Yeah, yeah. But weren't you also just saying

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And if I have to, I'll have sex

Yeah. I think that's everything, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sorry too.

Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Why?

Yeah. You're covering up for your dad.

Yeah... something like that.

Yep, it's all you.

Yep. (laughs)

Yes, for the last time, I'll move on if this doesn't work out.

Yes, it was bad!

Yes! Get him, Danny!

Yes! I know him. I ruined him!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. It's 500 for the hour.

Yes. Yes, I do now recall saying something just like that.

Yesterday, she told me it's okay to drink

Yo, can we just watch TV, man?

Yogurt kabob place four times yesterday,

You are my husband, and I love you, and I will wait for you.

You brought around just to make me jealous?

You could end your career.

You could get hurt.

You did it. I mean, you. You actually did it.

You do?

You don't have a car.

You don't really need to talk to them, just... just make your way down

You don't want to leave?

You get that I'm the momma bear, right?

You gotta admit, that's a big burrito.

You guys think Kiki's a prostitute?

You had sex with her too?

You had sex with my dad.

You have to let me go.

You heard the man. He said we should go.

You know what?

You know what? I'm gonna find her.

You know, I feel terrible about how everything went down

You know, just tell me one thing.

You know, some kind of mother figure who could help.

You know, we would've made a lot fewer visits

You look like your profile pick. Finally!

You love me more than you love yourself?

You met her sitting alone at the Belvedere?

You might have just saved my life.

You need to let her know that you and Riley

You only wanna have sex with me

You owe me 26.50 for your boxers.

You people ruin everything.

You shouldn't have to rot away alongside Brad.

You were just pretending to be a hooker

You won't be feeling anything of hers.

You won't forget this birth.

You would have done the same thing if that happened to you.

You'll find another job, dude.

You're an inspiration to us.

You're bound to make a few mistakes.

You're carrying our baby and I love you.

You're dating my son and my husband?

You're gonna be a great Dad.

You're gonna proposition her, Danny.

You're kind of pathetic.

You're not just gonna see her,

You're ready to give him his B 12 shot.

You're welcome!

You've gotta use your inside voice.

Your husband was just here.

Your room. Is that okay?

Zero chance in hell

Zero.

"We," what are we supposed... Not we.

(bell dings) Yeah! Ha ha!

(growling) (Groaning)

(grunting) This is usually the point in the video

(laughs) I really enjoy our little talks.

(phone buzzing) "Still busy."

(phone buzzing) Oh! Oh, the phone!

(phone buzzing) Oh! Would you look at that.

(phone buzzing) Ooh, a follow up.

(shouts) Olivia! Discreet!

(thudding) What the hell was that?

Adios. Sayonara. Arrivederci.

and get this thing finalized. No need.

and put it all together? Yes.

and walk out of the bar. Yeah, with Danny and his cold hard cash.

and we still need to get our shots. Oh, you're getting vaccinated?

Are you seeing her again tonight? Nope, she's working.

At what? No idea.

Because I'm right. Okay, you know what? I'll play.

Ben? Rachel?

Ben? We were just payin' some parking tickets.

Ben. I know.

Blue. Blue green eyes.

Blue. Favorite blue shirt.

Brad, we need to talk. Bonnie, they're gonna keep me

Brown. Brown hair,

But I love him. I know

but she is way out of your league. I know, right?

Danny's afraid of sirens. You said you wouldn't tell anyone.

Did we? We could have.

Do I look like mine? Meh.

Exactly. Okay...

Excuse me? I've said too much.

Excuse me? Oh, you heard me.

FBI. Oh, my God. Okay, you know, it's medicinal.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go. (fire alarm ringing)

he won't even lose his real estate license. Oh, my God.

Hey, guys, what's goin' on? Oh, Ben just found a bang buddy.

Hey. Hey.

Honey, what are they talking about? Listen to me, Bonnie,

How are you? Uninterested.

I am. Real estate fraud. That could still be her.

I didn't pay for it. I hear the first time's usually free.

I love you! I love you! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, let me go!

I said I'm guilty. Brad, stop.

I thought your name was Kiki. Nope. Rachel.

I will shove a scone so far up your... Good point, love! Okay!

I'll go find the doctor. Yeah, good idea.

I'm not a hooker. Okay, whatever you say, sweetie.

I'm tellin' you, I'm right. Dude, you are being ridiculous.

In fact, it's actually better if I don't know... I'm guilty.

in this cage for years. Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Let me hug you. Let me hug you! Mom. Mom. Mom.

Let's go. Come on. Oh.

Me? How am I jealous? Yeah, you're jealous

More. This tall.

No. You grab the booze, you grab the snacks.

Oh, damn it, I could do it this morning. (elevator dings)

Oh, I was kidding. Oh God.

Oh! (Indistinct chatter)

Oh. Hey, Tuck Tuck. What up?

Oh. Oh my God, I wanna see her. What? No.

Oh... You can't do that.

Okay, I'll buy you dinner. Lobster?

Or her address? No? Okay. Absolutely not.

Pizza. Done.

Pizza. Steak?

put those away. No. This is how I grieve.

Race you to the courthouse. Okay.

Really? Oh, my God, I want to see her. No, no, no, no. no.

Really? You've paid for it? No, I've never paid for it.

Riley? What are you doing here?

She died. Bummer.

Tea party! Oh, of course, sweetie, yes!

The Belvedere? Yeah.

There he is. Okay. (Clears throat)

This is gonna be fascinating. Mm hmm.

This vacation starts now. Bye.

Tucker still mad? Yup.

Tucker... I said done.

Um... Mom, I gotta go.

Wait, so you are a hooker? Yes.

Well, it is a men's prison. Ah.

Well, there's gotta be another explanation. (Indistinct)

Well, what about... I don't wanna hear it.

What are you talkin' about? That woman who seduced you

What does she do for a living? No idea.

What, did you have sex with him? Yeah.

What? All the evidence against Brad is circumstantial.

What? Talk about one desperate old broad.

What's goin' on? Okay, well, big picture:

What's wrong with you? I can't do it again.

What's yours in for? Real estate fraud.

Wow, you're wise. (Thudding)

Yeah. Let's go. You look great.

You know what you gotta do? Yeah,

You sure you're ready to do this? I am.

You want some more sprinkles? Yes, please.

you're gonna pick her up. Okay.

You're not a hooker? No, I'm not a hooker.

You're not tryin' to hurt me? What? No. Why would I do that?

...seduced Ryan the last night of training camp...

...to make sure that you made the team.

'Cause we're meant to be.

"And we both know how that goes. Don't we, Danny? Don't we?"

"Are you sure?

"Diet, Riley. Diet."

"Hey, Anita. Round three tonight?"

"Hey, babe, sell the Porsche. We need to get a minivan."

"Hey, I'm here. I just walked in."

"Hey, wanna just come over and have sex?"

"How about I come over around 11 tonight?"

"How about tomorrow night?" Happy face emoji.

"L" something.

"Maybe I can swing by for 20 minutes at lunch time."

"Oh, oh. Oh, LA?"

"Oh! Oh, come to LA. It's amazing."

"Sorry, busy."

"The do's and don'ts of diaper rash."

(bell dings)

(bell dings)

(bell dings)

(both laughing)

(both laughing)

(British accent) Because I didn't care, Your Highness.

(British accent) So, why didn't you

(cheering, whistling)

(cheering)

(chuckles)

(chuckles) And what's gonna happen when you see her?

(clears throat) I'm really gonna mi...

(crying) I'm just so happy.

(crying) I'm just so happy.

(door opens)

(exhales)

(gasps)

(giggling)

(growling)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunts, groans)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(in normal voice) What? Don't you see what's happening?

(indistinct conversations)

(inhales sharply) I mean, a handshake seems super cold

(knocking on door)

(laughing) You're funnier than Steve.

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) No. She'd jump at the chance to see me again.

(laughs) Oddly enough,

(mouths word)

(mouths words)

(muffled ringing)

(phone buzzing)

(phone vibrates)

(phone vibrates)

(phone vibrates)

(scoffs)

(scoffs)

(scoffs) Cute.

(shrieks) What?

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) you might be right.

(stammering) So, you wanna go straight to...?

(theme music playing)

(theme music playing)

(theme music playing)

(thudding)

(ultrasound whooshing)

(whispers) Right. Olivia!

♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪

♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪

♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪

♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪

♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪

♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪