💬 South Park (1997)

A Alexa! Add "smelly tampon boogers" to my shopping list!

A bit too common, don't you think?

A bunch of dipshit poor ass third world rice pickers,

A bunch of handicapped kids?!

A bunch of kids have gone missing.

A costume party? With everything that's going on?

A few months ago, my wife Sharon and I decided

A fidget spinner?! Did you read what the president tweeted?!

A fox trap?

A group of young people called "Millennials Against Canada"

A hex on the Patriots, let's fuck up their lives!

A home reno what?

A hot button issue for many families,

A lava volcano, huh, boss?

A lot of frustration and confusion

A lot of mixing of truth and fiction

A lot of people judge him and just see the negative.

A lot of people.

A mix of a few things in your regional ancestry.

A witch...uh...

A worker with ties to Russia

A world where a nice girl that I liked

A young homosexual boy known only as Tweek

A zombie in a tuxedo.

Aah!

Aah! [ Grunts ]

Aah! [ Tires screech ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Okay! Jesus Christ!

About a superhero called The Coon

About a very important issue.

About Columbus in the past.

About how to try and protect yourselves.

About maybe being a vegan with me,

About our concerns in this community.

About staying off their mobile devices

About that ****** thing.

About the negative feelings that we all sometimes feel,

About the past. About what we've done.

About these goddamn drug dealers.

About us going around snatching children.

About what is and isn't considered misconduct.

About what's happening to our children.

About your millennials!

Acting like everyone's stuff is his!

Actually that is illegal.

Actually, some of their projects are pretty cool.

Adapted by Kiezrick Solomon.

Add "titty chips" to my shopping list.

Afraid to change no matter how necessary that change may be.

After your video game.

Again?!

Against a third world country.

Ah, [bleep].

Ah, family.

Ah!

Ah! I see what you did there. Trying to block me, right?

Ah! Mrs. McGullicutty. How are you feeling today?

Ah! Oh, it burns!

Ah. I see. So then you should be able

Ahh!

Ahh! Oh, no!

Ahh.

Ahh...

Ahp

Aiding terrorists.

Ain't nobody takin' us serious like.

Alarm set for 7:00 a.m. tomorrow.

Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me.

Alexa, add "scrotum bags" to my shopping list.

Alexa, Alexa?!

Alexa, define subservient?

Alexa, goodnight.

Alexa, I'm home!

Alexa, I'm home.

Alexa, tell me a joke.

Alexa, where are you?

Alexa: I've added "big hairy balls" to your shopping list.

Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole.

Alexa! Simon says,

Alexa! Simon says, "I've got vagina crabs in my butthole."

Alexa?

Alexa...

Alexa... add "big hairy balls" to my shopping list.

Alexa... are you happy?

Alexa... set an alarm for 7:00 a.m.

Alexa's [bleep] sweet.

All about your projects,

All I'm saying is that there's a culture that originates

All ready to trick or treat?!

All right good, Timmy.

All right, come on!

All right, Darryl.

All right, Eric.

All right, everybody! Hey, thanks for coming.

All right, everyone, listen up!

All right, everyone, listen up.

All right, everyone. Listen up.

All right, go home and make some cupcakes, honey.

All right, guys? There.

All right, I'm finished

All right, it's clear. Bring him in.

All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey!

All right, kids...

All right, let us through. Get away, kids.

All right, military alert everyone.

All right, next up we have Hannah Williams

All right, people. People, please.

All right, seniors, how are we feeling tonight?

All right, take the shot.

All right, what do you guys think of Nathan

All right! Don't forget we have a chaos quota, gang!

All right! Randy's got the J.D.!

All right! That's it! Everyone stop!

All right. All right.

All right. All right. Everyone calm down.

All right. All right. Everyone!

All right. Arms in the air.

All right. Everyone here wants to see my style.

All right. Everyone's here. Let's do this.

All right. Go on. You got 10 minutes.

All right. Now, if we have any que

All right. Open wide.

All right. Peace!

All right. See you, Sharon. Have a good night!

All right. Who else?

All right. You asked for it.

All right. You kids all ready?

All the boys watch it. I did, too.

All the other names were taken Your Honor.

All we have to do now

All you did was bitch about her all the time!

All you've ever done is work to ruin my life!

All: [ Chanting ] Put a spell on our bosses, put a spell on our wives.

All: [Chanting] You will not replace us!

All: ♪ Everybody have fun tonight ♪

All: ♪ Let's not turn this into a witch pursuit thing ♪

All: ♪ We're all on the same side, you and I ♪

All: Yeah!

Almost smells brand new, doesn't it?

Almost thought you guys were gonna bail on us!

An anal swab?

An epidemic of catastrophic proportions.

And and just try to be good to her, okay?

And 'member how I was saying

And 18% Southwest Asian.

And a thousand doves to release into the air.

And act like you care about me!

And all you keep doing is ma...

And also provide grievance counselors

And as long as we have each other,

And ask our parents to pay for our programs,

And because of that, he's never gonna change.

And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money

And besides Tupperware isn't our strongest character.

And besides, you can't do anything to me.

And bitching me out in front of all the guys.

And blaming it on your blood sugar.

And came in $600 under budget.

And children lack the cognitive ability

And computer...?

And could you let him know it's okay to be sad?

And decide shit for yourself!

And defecating on girls while they sleep.

And don't let... personal emotions

And enjoying the fan favorite kiss cam!

And even the vacuum of space.

And even when his own country wouldn't support his cause,

And everything they do and everything they have done

And fallout is expected to kill thousands more

And feeding them misinformation.

And feeling what they need to feel!

And first up we have

And flexibility with my schedule on weekends.

And flipped over cars today? Did I miss it?

And forced to live in a trailer park, like Theresa.

And forcing objects into their own rectal cavities.

And forgot about him.

And fuck all you slanty eyed bitches doggy style.

And get the results to you as soon as possible.

And get the students to the gymnasium.

And give it to my grandpa.

And go disrespect the flag and flip cars over and stuff.

And goes through the "Coon and Friends United,"

And have a little Halloween fun, you know?

And have done some amazing projects.

And having sex with antelopes in our town.

And he does all his own sound effects...

And here's you dressed as Columbus

And Hootie and the Blowfish aren't in your ears.

And I am very f f fast.

And I believe now it comes from a Canadian TV show.

And I can't fix you. Only you can do that.

And I do the designing and decorating.

And I get all anxious and then I crash

And I got the crack!

And I guess it's true with Heidi.

And I have a right to be on Facebook.

And I hope that our working relationship

And I just went with it.

And I know you are all very excited to show

And I know you're anxious.

And I say, "Terrance! You farted!"

And I shut you down?

And I think they stopped the churro machine.

And I thought it was funny. So, you thought it was funny,

And I want Linda to hear it from me first.

And I want to speak to you all

And I wanted to show you so you could do something!

And I was just wondering, you know,

And I was thinking you and me should go.

And I will bring Heidi there.

And I...

And I'd like you to hear from Officer Bright,

And I'll take the pledge.

And I'm definitely hearing

And I'm her husband, Randy...

And I'm looking forward to turning this school around.

And I'm working on getting

And I've been doing a lot of changing lately.

And I've been the one forced to deal with it.

And if we're gonna get anywhere, we better figure out what.

And if you have a problem with Canada,

And independent female to be a role model for us all.

And insensitivity at our school.

And it ends up hurting people.

And it looks like they've found their answer

And it was all making me really confused.

And it's a country in Africa.

And it's time for us to band together and take to the streets

And it's totally gone away.

And just recently, Swiper the Fox,

And let our superhero franchise speak for itself.

And living like a monster. Just...

And make you feel better.

And maybe bring just a little bit of crack.

And Mexicans poppin' out babies.

And Mimallah's project idea?

And Mr. Marsh is, right now, also working

And my body doesn't know how to process it.

And my friend Kyle,

And next they'll be coming after you!

And not even realize it.

And not have to do anything but eat and watch TV?

And not talk about what you're feeling?

And now I look for others like me

And now you want the police to shoot him.

And now, here's our own take

And only Canada can bring him to justice.

And our president keeps making it worse!

And pee in each other's mouths.

And peeing in each other's mouths.

And photogenic intersection in New York City.

And poo pooing on each other's heads.

And poop in little girls' mouths.

And presenting it as reality on Facebook.

And pushed me in front of a car.

And put a positive spin on this whole thing.

And quit Twitter for good.

And really didn't break any rules

And save the town from evil to some kick ass '80s' music!

And saying we like, burn the American flag

And screw the Raiders, too!

And see if we can get the president to go away.

And see what he has to say.

And send it in the mail.

And send it in to our labs.

And she... started going off on me like a Jekyll and Hyde.

And she's so...

And shitting in the woods.

And since this is the second Monday of October,

And so, the second Monday of October

And sometimes, that's going to cause a little...

And stopping all witch activity because

And take an old lady's Hummels.

And talk about suicide prevention.

And talking through those feelings.

And tearing each other down,

And tell everyone about the crack.

And that I'll start putting in a 100% every day.

And that would be There you go again!

And the best thing isn't always quick answers,

And the President's tweets have certainly caught

And the spells against our wives.

And their feelings?

And then Chip got all weird.

And then every chick in this school

And then had to eat and use the bathroom 40 times.

And then helped himself to my wife's lubricant!

And then it's like a back and forth kind of thing? It's sort of like a

And then just tear away your one day off in October

And then totally act like we care.

And then we can go. Oh, oh, I think this is her now.

And then we don't have to get killed!

And then we'll open the floor to some questions

And then, you know, I was looking for something to get away from the city.

And there's some worse news.

And they all think we're war hungry anyway!

And they said this has been going on for years.

And they were in there [ Gags ]

And they've agreed to go along with my plan.

And this child trying to speak out for handicapped people!

And this year, it is our goal to make that number 1,087.

And thusly, we're growing bigger every day.

And to pay for your guitar lessons.

And Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths!

And took a bunch of children and he's gonna eat 'em all.

And took your girlfriend?

And turn Stan's grandpa in!

And turned me into this!

And want to get help.

And was pretty shocked by the abusive and intolerant language.

And we are tempted by the devil to act upon them.

And we definitely have things we can all be working on.

And we have very little time.

And we know how to make you suffer.

And we stand with you

And we were standing there with you!

And we will call it Indigenous Peoples Day.

And we're ready for kickoff

And we're startin' the day. M'all right?

And we're sure she'll be making our school a better place.

And we've set up a fox trap.

And what about the backsplash, Sharon?

And what are you guys gonna have?

And when Columbus sailed to distant places

And when things look their darkest,

And when we win the science fair,

And where you use to have your gun case, look at what Sharon did.

And who are these kids?

And who can tell me what that means?!

And who gets all the support?

And with that said, I'd like to introduce

And yet I am not a penis.

And yet I can't stop thinking about her.

And yet they are not.

And yet you think you can block me, right?

And you are a part of that franchise plan, okay?

And you as Columbus on St. Patrick's day.

And you didn't stop at all

And you do not find this 'out of the ordinary'?

And you guys just get out there

And you might be interested to know

And you need to have your own fucking brain

And you should understand how my balls are gonna taste

And you'll understand.

And you're heritage... well, you know...

And you're the judge for the competition.

And, damn it, we've built our show into something!

And, of course, love seeing themselves on the jumbotron.

And, uh, Heidi's put on some pounds, you guys.

And, uh, she seems to have set off

And, worse of all, concussions.

And, yes, millions were slaughtered and throats were cut.

Announcer: Hey, you!

Announcer: Order now and find out

Announcer: The test is easy.

Another drug overdose?

Another tweet from the president!

Answer me. [ In Russian ]

Any Columbus costumes, Columbus pictures

Any show that people pitch them.

Any trouble at this school, m'all right?

Anyways, I guess the witch destroyed the whole thing.

Apparently he flew around on a broom,

Appear to be evolving somehow.

Are available at the front desk.

Are doing our project on water bears!

Are dressing up in hero costumes

Are getting Zuckerberg!

Are going to jail!

Are in that cupboard.

Are the rest of us not special?

Are there any questions?

Are these the special water bears

Are we good?

Are we just your type?

Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?!

Are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?!

Are you just calling to shit on my Halloween?

Are you just gonna stand there? Do something!

Are you okay?

Are you out of your fuckin' mind?!

Are you ready to see your new home?

Are you selling girl scout cookies?

Are you serious? Nobody I talk to has ever even heard of him!

Are you serious?!

Are you Stan Marsh?

Are you threatening us, you beady eyed Canuck?

Are you with the Protestant youth group?

Aren't being bitchy about it.

Arghghgh!

Arkna... Pedooim... Uthnod borall.

Arr, what's a cockblocker?

As "a bunch of dirty sand Nigers."

As a boyfriend?

As a concerned member of the public,

As a special birthday surprise for you, Marcus,

As a thoughtless, indigenous son of a bitch.

As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority.

As his 'Splatty Tomato' approval rating

As I got older, my powers only increased.

As I think we can all use someone to tell us

As like a protein boost.

As someone who deals with suicidal thoughts,

As the Chargers take on the Buffalo Bills.

As the cheers of 17 million fans rock the stadium!

As Vice Principal Woman,

As you all know, we've been looking for a strong woman

As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan

As you know we want to provide a safe work environment

As you know, there has been a lot of bullying

Askin' if a co worker is available in today's times?!

At 7:30 tomorrow night in the school gymnasium.

At a football game.

At least give us till tomorrow morning

At least this man's trying to save Christmas!

At Nelly Anderson's birthday party,

At someone's face,

At this so called skewl.

At Tommy Schneider's bar mitzvah last March,

At work?

Attention, employees.

Automated Personal Assistants, self drivin' trucks...

Aw, come on, Grandpa!

Aw, don't worry.

Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use

Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than

Aw, geez.

Aw, God damn it!

Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave, guys. Everything's cool.

Aw, man, here we go.

Aw, Merry Wanderer and Happy Traveler?

Aw, Peppa. Peppa, can you hear me?

Aw, you tricked me. [ Cellphone rings ]

Aw! God damn it!

Awesome, thanks.

Awesome. Here we go. Heading out now.

Awesome. Thanks for coming in

Aww... Damn it.

Ba ba ba baaa! Ztzztzzzt!

Baby, I fuckin' love you so much.

Baby, put down the gun, sweetheart, okay?

Back to our rooms.

Because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment.

Because I get it now.

Because if you make her feel dumb,

Because in 1492, Columbus got us all a day off school.

Because judging handicapped students sounds terrible.

Because my emotions are freaking you out!

Because nobody wants to be trapped in a gym

Because of the hypocrisy and bullying

Because she said she was gonna kill herself.

Because that's what good witches do!

Because the sun will come out again.

Because we are Coon and Friends,

Because we believe they are our last hope.

Because we have each other's backs.

Because you don't know how to talk about what you're feeling!

Because you don't understand how

Because you victimize innocent people

Because you were all raised on it yourselves!

Because you're our best science student.

Before any progress can be made?

Before he joins Coon and Friends.

Before letting him into your lives.

Before we started going out,

Before we take action?!

Behind closed doors.

Being insensitive then, did you?

Being played by way bigger people.

Being supportive doesn't mean you criticize me, asshole!

Better shut it off. [ Laughter ]

Between my living room and my kitchen!

Between that and real meat.

Between the kitchen and the living room

Between the parties involved.

Between your kitchen and your living room

Billy, what are you doing here?

Billy!

Black, handicapped and ******* rights.

Blew things up and kidnapped some children.

Bob, come on.

Bob, for the love of Pete, our country is about to go to war!

Bob, if Canada finds out the president is hiding here,

BOB: What I want to know is what gives you the right

Boo! Boo! Nobody likes you, Stan.

Boy, look at the time. 'Kay, all set!

Boy, that Marcus kid is on the warpath, huh?

Boys, this might be the single greatest

Breaking news now out of Colorado,

Bring 'em in!

Bro.

Brzzz! Byeow!

Bullcrap, you're all

But but hold on. That that's not true!

But But I thought for sure you would be on my side.

But But, Daddy, he's gonna

But M'kay. You see the problem is that

But as you can see here, we found

But before the remodel, they told me

But being a victim has a downside, too.

But Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time.

But DNAandMe showed

But does anyone ever ask the Whites how they're doing?

But don't you think you're overdoing it?

But everyone's preoccupied

But Facebook says it's true.

But first what I'll need is a volunteer.

But first,

But first, you must tell me

But had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.

But hasn't been around for a while. Who?

But he clearly sucks.

But he will be extremely good at comedy.

But her boobs were sweaty so you could see them.

But holidays are also meant to be a time to reflect.

But I also have a style that is completely unblockable.

But I also want the boys to know

But I can't get him to come out of his room.

But I decided Oh, now!

But I know what to do!

But I saw him!

But I want to assure you that we are doing everything we can

But I wanted to give you your space to get ready.

But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show.

But I'm the one who No

But if we don't get that day off school,

But instead of Columbus Day,

But instead of glorifying anyone,

But it But it's true, Heidi!

But it is an anal swab this time.

But it's all part of trying to make each other better.

But it's not a problem.

But it's not true.

But just being there, supporting each other

But just know that a lot of us boys

But just, give her some space, you know?

But maybe you'll get back together.

But now it's not funny? No, it was never funny. I see it differently now!

But one parent in particular

But she needs help.

But she's never tried to take away a holiday.

But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now...

But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parks

But the end is very near...

But then the bad witch showed up and now the witch we called just arrived!

But then you you...

But then you started rolling your eyes

But then you try and blame food and your mom for

But they're supposed to be dead!

But too many were more than eager

But wait, isn't "Stranger Things" just like that movie

But we managed to win him over

But we told you so! [ Laughter ]

But we're excited about the results.

But what the fuck were you thinking?!

But with DNAandMe, I found out that I'm 2.1% black!

But with the ability to follow through.

But you need to get those things cleared up first, okay?

But you said she was mentally abusive.

But you said you were here to help stop us

But you two work together [ Gags ]

But you were right there, going along with it!

But you won't be stopping the problem!

But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair

But you're really starting to sound like your mom.

But, babe, there's a lot of kids who feel the same way you do.

But, Craig, I Tweek.

But, Dad, Kyle found a picture on Instagram.

But, like, completely unable to even move.

But, Randy, what about the

But, uh, is anyone else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish

But, um, you know, it is recess.

But...

Butter him up, Butters.

Butters, are you using Facebook

Butters, come on! We got to go!

Butters, don't be a dick!

Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us.

Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you?

Butters!

Butters! You're the one who started all this?!

Butters? What's he want?

Butters.

Butters. Butters!

By Heidi.

By one of our students who has written a song.

By remodeling and flipping houses

By sending cupcakes to the North Korean government.

By someone not paying attention to the road.

By successfully firing a missile over Tweek's house.

By talking when she's talking.

By telling everybody that I was suicidal.

By the Canadian Minister of Streaming.

Bye, Daddy! Love you!

Bzzt!

Bzzztzt! That's right.

Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get my own origin movie?!

C Can I just stay here with you please?

Call Heidi horrible things!

Call me a "bitch" again.

Called "White People Renovating Houses."

Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work.

Can continue be honest and straightforward.

Can I Can I get a volunteer to role play with me?

Can I count on you guys' support?

Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me?

Can I help you?

Can I help you? Oh, yes, hello.

Can I talk to you about Eric?

Can we go please?!

Can we talk about a friend shooting him

Can we try, Darryl?

Can you come with?

Can you imagine being able to just sit around all day

Can you just give us till morning?

Can you please just

Can't he live with us again?

Can't let you into town.

Can't we all stop being so mean to each other?

Can't we just go right into movies?

Can't you see what's happening?

Can't you tell? He's high on painkillers!

Canada is second world at least!

Canadian entertainment be stopped!

Canadians should care about the rest of the world!

Canadians will rise together.

Cartman said he was gonna kill himself?

Cartman, can we talk?

Cartman, I didn't mean for things to happen

Cartman, if you have an idea, please tell me.

Cartman, you weren't happy. Shut up, Kyle.

CARTMAN: [Distorted] I don't know, like like maybe say Like talk about cutting off his dick or something.

CARTMAN: A relationship has to be 50/50, Eric.

CARTMAN: All right, superheroes,

Cartman: Anyone can convince themselves

Cartman: Hey, guys, let's a take a minute

Cartman: It's over, Chaos!

Cartman: Kyle!

Cartman: May I have your attention please?

CARTMAN: On screen!

Cartman: You have to take me back!

Cartman: You have to take me back! You have to!

Cartman? Okay...

Cartman's a horrible boyfriend.

Chaos.

Check it out!

Check out Stephen, you guys!

Check this out, you guys.

Children: Daddy! Mommy! Daddy! [ Screaming ]

Children's choir in the commons.

Chillin', chillin'.

Chip, do you see all the chaos you've caused?

Chuck E. Cheese's autopsy?

Chuck E. was not the first entertainer in our community

Classic stuff.

Clear the hallway, everyone!

Close the door! Everyone back to work.

Coal mining and truck driving are not exactly jobs of the future,

Collapsed like a rag doll before my very eyes!

Columbus believed that kids should have a day off school.

Columbus said, "Fine. I'll go find a new land

Columbus was a mass murderer!

Come in! [ Door opens ]

Come in.

Come on in, guys!

Come on little girl, everyone's waitin' on ya.

Come on out, little girl!

Come on, babe!

Come on, babe.

Come on, Cartman, I You took everything from me!

Come on, Darryl. We all got jobs.

Come on, Eric!

Come on, everybody!

Come on, everyone!

Come on, fellas. We can't let Butters win.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Tweek! Hurry!

Come on!

Come on! Get it out of your system!

Come on! If you're a Hummel expert,

Come on! Let's go!

Come on! Throw the rope, Stan!

Come on! What's your style?

Come on. All the other guys' wives

Come on. Let's move!

Come on. There has to be a way

Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town

Coming after all witches?!

Congratulations on becoming head bitch, Grandpa.

Cool, and did you build that big wall you were gonna build?

Cool, I just wanna put on some lip gloss.

Cool, I'll come pick you up at 5:00!

Cool, thanks, guys.

Cool, yeah. Hey, guys, and there's also

Cool. Do you have the Hummel?

Cool. You got to pee again. Awesome.

Coon and Friends?

Coon Friends, we have done it.

Coon, everybody hates us.

Could you just tell him that... I want to make him happy,

Could you tell him I'm gonna try a lot harder?

Could you tell us who you are?

Count us out.

Craig, let me tell you about relationships, okay?

Crap, it's them!

Cross breeding? You mean ****.

Crystal, the president isn't going to get you.

CRYSTAL: [ Screams ]

Curse you, Coon and Friends!

Cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg.

Dad, come on.

Dad, get outta here!

Dad, listen, you need to ease off a little here, okay?

Dad, look out!

Dang it! There's nothing?

Darling children are gonna sing for you.

Darling, this is a little more pressing than date night.

Darryl was hesitant at first,

Darryl! Darryl, come on!

Dead of a Roxanol overdose

Dead of multiple opioids found inside his crochet pillow.

Delicious.

Demand our participation in frivolous programs

Detective! Detective! Call just came in.

Did any of you guys actually see the witch?!

Did any of you guys see that?

Did it bother you that I was happy?

Did she just call me a dirty Jew?

Did we miss it? It's just starting.

Did you bring grandpa a present?

Did you find anything?

Did you find him torn apart? What?!

Did you find our son's arm?

Did you forget our wedding?!

Did you get rid of all the immigrants like you said?

Did you have any luck, Mr. Jones?

Did you hear anything about what happened last night?

Did you see that, Mimsey?

Did you think you were going to get?

Didn't break any rules!

Didn't even go looking for the President.

Didn't think I'd live long enough to see

Didn't think we had anyone scheduled tonight.

Didn't you used to do J and C Witch Week with our dads?

Dinkie Dook the clown,

Disrespect the flag tonight?

Distract all the old people,

Distracted driving my asshole.

Distracted driving? Who gives a shit about that?

DNAandMe is a genetic service

DNAandMe showed I was 8% Navajo.

DNAandMe. Are you in?

Do any coy satirical takes on shooting him.

Do I get my own movie? Not everyone gets their own movie.

Do I have a choice? No.

Do I?

Do it again? That's not fair.

Do it.

Do not talk of this to anyone.

Do not try to reason with him.

Do not...post that.

Do these stockings go with this outfit?

Do we really need music?

Do what he says!

Do you even know

Do you have any idea how much money we pay

Do you have any idea how serious this is?

Do you have to give out for him?

Do you know if Strong Woman has a boyfriend?

Do you know people are dying?!

Do you know where it was found? No.

Do you know, um...

Do you need to talk about something?

Do you really think he'd come?

Does anybody know what Columbus actually did?

Does anyone know? They're wearing capes

Does that make me a bad person?

Doesn't cancel the science fair,

Doesn't matter if they're gay balls or straight balls,

Doesn't mean I'm gonna be the F'ing scapegoat!

Doesn't mean you can brainwash my kids!

Doesn't mean you go and do it, does it?

Doing nothing more than what Facebook was designed to do.

Doing shit like this all the time,

Don't Don't do that please

Don't apologize if you don't mean it!

Don't be a dick, Butters.

Don't do this man!

Don't even...

Don't forget about those Chaos incentives!

Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me.

Don't post that.

Don't take that crap, Heidi!

Don't tell me you guys already disrespected the flag

Don't tell me you haven't gotten the President out of here.

Don't wait up, Sharon!

Don't want me around because you had the hots for me

Don't worry Heidi, this is the fastest way to the party.

Don't worry, Heidi,

Don't worry, we're close. He's out in the woods somewhere.

Don't worry.

Don't you know every time you wave Confederate flags around

Don't you like it, Eric?

Don't you see that these walls have to be broken down

Don't you see we're all about to be expunged?!

Don't you think so, Eric?

Don't you think we should stay on the main roads, Eric?

Doot doot.

Doot doot. Awaiting request.

Doot doot. Expunged...

Doot doot. It is... 3:27

Doot doot. Traffic's fine.

Doot doot. Volume now at 60%.

Dressed as Columbus at a formal dinner,

Dressed as Columbus at a Halloween party.

Dressed as Hansel and Gretel.

Dressed as Hansel and Gretel. Ohhh!

Dressing up in costumes, eating poop,

Drops to an unprecedented 3%.

Drug dealer?!

Dude, are you still on this?

Dude, come on. You got to settle down.

Dude, Craig, you've got to get Tweek to get ahold of himself.

Dude, did you hear everyone in school?

Dude, did you know it's your dad

Dude, how many crappy crochet pillows

Dude, is your dad home?

Dude, isn't this all really familiar?

Dude, listen, we don't have time for this.

Dude, maybe your brother

Dude, Stan, even if we wanted to help you,

Dude, Stan! Come on, dude.

Dude, that's awesome!

Dude, that's really weird.

Dude, there's nothing we can do, all right?

Dude, this is '80s' music?

Dude, we're not getting involved!

Dude, what the fuck, Stan?!

Dude, what the hell is going on?

Dude, what's happened?

Dude! Did you give Butters a crochet pillow to drop off?

Dude. Come on! This is not kick ass '80s music!

Dude. This kid is deliberately lying about us

Dude. What a dick!

Dude. What asshole would take away a holiday?

Dude. Wow.

Dude...

Due to circumstances beyond our control,

Each bent into an "L" shape.

Earlier today, I noticed that some faculty

Eating our pets and terrorizing our kids!

Either you stop the embargo on the "Terrance and Phillip show,"

Entrée vous.

Eric said he was thinking about killing himself. What?

Eric, are you upset?

Eric, come on, this is a bad idea.

Eric, come on! We've got to talk!

Eric, come on. No, look, Heidi.

Eric, every time I've talked to you

Eric, I'm so confused.

Eric, if blood sugar is really the problem,

Eric, just let it go.

Eric, potty mouth.

Eric, this isn't working

Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy.

Eric, you can't just keep being mean to me

Eric, you need to stop.

Eric!

Eric! Did you hear that?!

Eric?!

Eric...

Ever heard of Facebook Live?

Every time I come up a way to score with the ladies,

Every time I tried to talk to you! Ughhh...

Everybody follow me!

Everybody up the hill!

Everybody, let's just all be totally indigenous!

Everybody's trying to live life the best they can.

Everyone associates us with you, right?

Everyone back! Do it now! Get over here, family!

Everyone else is trying to make this work.

Everyone just said sundown, which should be soon.

Everyone keep working!

Everyone please welcome Chuck E. Cheese!

Everyone to Ross Dress for Less now!

Everyone was excited about Columbus!

Everyone was stoked on Columbus back then.

Everyone, can I have your attention please?

Everyone'll be stoked on us now!

Everyone's got a flipping show.

Everyone's trying to work things out but you!

Everything else was taken,

Everything that you did to me... I deserved it.

Everything's a head game with her.

Everything's fine, okay? [ Cellphone pings ]

Everything's gonna be all right.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's my fault. You're right.

Everywhere I turn, people are being given handouts

Exactly who your ancestors were.

Excuse me Chip what the fuck are you doing?

Excuse me, can I help you?

Excuse me, everyone. I, um I need to get to the restroom.

Excuse me, what are you doing here?

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?!

Excuse me. I I'm sorry,

Explorer, pioneer.

Fa Fa Fastpass.

Facebook is gone and Netflix has approved our TV show.

Facebook says it's true.

Facebook? How so?

Facebook.

Failed to produce more viable water bears.

Family that came to visit, no doubt?

Fart on Terrance.

Farted on innocent people's heads.

Farts...

Fastpass is right.

Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends.

Fastpass, what makes you feel qualified

Fights over. Kyle ruined it!

Filling her head with all kinds of garbage.

Finally you're here to visit.

Fine!

Fine! I've added Carrara gay wad pussy tile

Fine.

Fine. Just leave me to suffer.

First name.

Flipping houses is fun, but never easy.

Focus on the fidget spinner.

Followed by an origin movie about Mosquito.

Followed by Mysterion's video game and then

Football clearly more popular than ever,

Football is dying!

For a more open concept.

For all our employees.

For all the students we've lost to distracted driving.

For being witches.

For counseling the students?

For discrimination!

For DNAandMe testing,

For going with Cartman.

For having a fat girlfriend, all right?

For his own glory. Let's go.

For images of Randy Marsh.

For Jimmy and Timmy's project.

For medicine, making people better.

For my little homosexual son.

For once, just allow yourself to feel.

For our own short comings.

For our science fair project,

For people all over our town!

For people to spread misinformation.

For some reason, people are just pointing fingers at me.

For some to disrupt our country and our community

For the first time, I feel kinda bad

For the person being farted on.

For the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend?

For those few who don't know,

For those who need it.

For wanting to take their own lives.

For years. Columbus Circle has been a landmark

For your Netflix original series.

For, perhaps, if we all do it at the same time,

Forget it, Fastpass. The world hates us now.

Forget your Pandora. I'm doing Spotify.

Found wrapped in his cheese cloth.

Francis, could you hand me the sound wave generator?

From becoming extinct.

From Canada which is at least partly to blame for the state

From everyone.

From foreign diplomats!

From massive amounts of oxycodone in their systems

From their dated two story colonial home.

Front of the school.

Fuck him up, Eric!

Fuck you, bitch.

Fuck you, Kyle.

Fuck you, Wendy!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck you. It's better than a human kite.

Full health and dental for all employees.

Galtman residence.

Gary Borkovec got ran over by a distracted driver.

Gary Borkovec was a good student.

Gee, we could get in a lot a trouble.

Geez, I got a little chub.

Gentlemen, perhaps I can interest you in a lava volcano.

Gently.

Get Get out of here, you you penis!

Get back!

Get him, kids!

Get in the way.

Get it? A blast.

Get me a fucking ambulance.

Get off my land, you piece of shit!

Get out of our fridge.

Get out! Everyone out!

Get outta here!

Get outta the way, dude!

Get over here!

Get the fuck outta the way!

Get the hell out of here!

Getting worse and worse?

Girls: Ew!

Give a minute of your time for suicide awareness?

Give me Give me one sec. I'll be right back.

Give me the finger sandwiches.

Give me your attention, please.

Give me.. tw three minutes.

Go ahead and take the White's sandwiches!

Go ahead and try.

Go ahead, Isla, knock us out with your wit and satire.

Go ahead, Miss Conduct.

Go ahead. I bet you don't even get halfway through phase one

Go on, get outta here.

Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!

Go, Mom.

God damn it!

God damn it! How come there's nothing

God damn it.

God, I knew that guy was a fucking chode.

God, that's so cool. You're so...

God, will you stop?

Gonna be a suicide awareness pot luck

Good evening!

Good give it here! Yes, hello?

Good job teaching our children that's all that matters!

Good luck finding your [ chuckles ] water bears.

Good morning, uh, Miss Conduct.

Good one, Kurt. Your wife's a whore.

Good people make bad decisions every day.

Good. Bring it on in.

Good. No talking. Perfect.

Good. Now leave.

Good. That's good!

Good. What are you up to?

Goodbye, Heidi.

Goodnight, honey.

Goodnight. Sleep tight.

Google Home: Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole.

Got a show about transsexual dragons here!

Got it in Salem, Massachusetts.

Got it. Can you start shooting next month?

Gotta get to class.

Grandpa? Billy!

Great! You seem a lot less anxious.

Great. Perfect. Let's go to the pumpkin patch.

Guess nobody realized

Guess that's all the Whites can hope for these days

Guess we oughta hit the road soon.

Guilty of nothing but standing up for the rights of ****.

Guys, are you ready to see your renovation?!

Guys, I just wanna say here's to Heidi!

Guys, listen.

Guys, she's admitted she made a mistake.

Guys, this could be really dangerous.

Guys, what are you doing?

Guys, why does grandpa have to be in the nursing home?

Guys! Guys, I need your help!

Guys! Guys, this has gone on way too long!

Guys! We have to just go with this plan.

Guys?

Guys? I'm here...

Had massive amounts of opioids in system at time of death.

Had we known the personal hell he was going through,

Hang on, I got to pee.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day, everyone.

Has all our resources and our support.

Has apparently be heard by the president.

Has been an icon here in the city for years.

Has just tweeted this statement

Has proven its determination and fortitude...

Has really swayed my opinion with his passion

Has touched the hearts of many

Have these put in the garbage.

Have they given you Percocet for that knee of yours?

Have we already done a search of this area?

Have you been putting food out for the president?

Have you seen Heidi? No.

He didn't deserve to be taken away

He flew away vowing we'd all be dead by Halloween.

He had a blue suit and an orange face.

He He He Heidi broke up with me, Token.

He just likes this plan because he gets two movies in phase one.

He just wants to overreact.

He kept asking me, "How are my "

He needs professional supervision.

He needs to go.

He never does when he's emotional.

He said, "No! It's just one day in October.

He sounds suspicious. We got to get rid

He walked through.

He was actually my thesis in college.

He was here!

He was just a mouse...

He...

He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings,

He'll be even more desperate now.

He's he's such a penis.

He's a cockblocker.

He's actually really good to me.

He's become very desperate and very dangerous.

He's freaking everybody out at school.

He's fucking with you, North Korea. Get a clue.

He's gonna get me!

He's great! We're doing great!

He's great. We're doing great.

He's in a lot of pain.

He's not gonna listen to me.

He's not here either.

He's not making it up. It's my birthday party.

He's not saving Christmas, Bob.

He's old. He's supposed to be miserable.

He's really motivated.

He's really serious about this.

He's running around, scaring your kids,

He's the only person who can shut down Facebook.

Heidi abuses you?

Heidi broke up with meeeee...

Heidi won't even answer my phone calls.

Heidi, Heidi, I would be nothing without you.

Heidi, I think spooky walk in the woods

Heidi, I was in a bad mood.

Heidi, I'm gonna do it! Here we go!

Heidi, no, please!

Heidi, none of this is your fault.

Heidi, you are not breaking up with me.

Heidi, you got a sec?

Heidi, you gotta stop being so angry.

Heidi, you need to stop being such a bitch!

Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair

Heidi: [ Laughs ] Come on. We gotta get outta here!

Heidi: Fellow students,

Heidi: Hang on, babe!

Heidi: Okay! Just a second!

HEIDI: You piece of shit! This was all your fault!

Heidi!

Heidi! [ Breathing heavily ] Heidi, will you please listen to me?!

Heidi? Turner?

Heidi?! Are you seriously

Heidi. Honey, what are you doing?

Heidi...

Heidi... [ Sighs ]

Heidi's a nice girl. How can you be so awful to her?!

Heidi's been looking forward to it.

Heidi's comin' troo! Wha What are you doing, Eric?

Heidi's Dad: Cheese!

Heidi's getting fat?

Heidi's... mentally abusive, guys... there I I said it.

Hell fuckin' yes, I'm in.

Hello there, Mister...

Hello, everyone, my name is Miss Conduct.

Hello, is this, uh, Howard Peterson?

Hello, joining us for lunch today?

Hello, Mr. Marsh.

Hello, Stephen.

Hello?

Hello? What? Randy Marsh is about to pay for what he's done.

Hello.

Help tell people like Kyle it's not a joke.

Henry: Hey, guys, could we have your attention?

Here at the stadium.

Here he comes.

Here in Los Angeles

Here to volunteer however we can.

Here we go what?!

Here you go, just like I said.

Here you go! Call is coming in on your phone!

Here you go.

Here you go. You can take this workstation, Adam.

Here, take this stuff out back!

Here. I'll give you two pesos.

Here's your company uniform.

Here's your DNAandMe portfolio.

Hey Brian, look! I was just elected President.

Hey Craig, how come Tweek's not at school?

Hey guys, wassup?

Hey, babe, what's up?

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe. Oh, hey, Eric.

Hey, baby, how are you?

Hey, Cleetus, define "expunged."

Hey, Cleetus, volume down

Hey, Dad?

Hey, Darryl, add Bella Terra quartz slabs to our shopping list.

Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tile

Hey, Darryl, add Carrara subway tiles to our shopping list.

Hey, Darryl, come on.

Hey, Darryl, sorry, but you did not go to college,

Hey, Darryl, what kind of job

Hey, Darryl, you're supposed to be at work.

Hey, Darryl.

Hey, Darryl. Add Carrara...

Hey, dude.

Hey, fellas!

Hey, folks. We know you're all concerned,

Hey, good for you guys, trying to help.

Hey, guys got a second to help

Hey, guys! I think I got it figured out!

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Take a minute to read about distracted driving?

Hey, Heidi! What's up?

Hey, Heidi.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey! [ Music stops ]

Hey, I was thinkin' about what you said

Hey, it's Randy.

Hey, Kyle!

Hey, look! The freaky costume kids

Hey, Mimsey. That's right.

Hey, Randy.

Hey, Sharon, did you see the box of Jack Daniels?

Hey, Stan? Yeah?

Hey, Terrance!

Hey, that's my soup!

Hey, Tweek.

Hey, Tweek. Aah!

Hey, waiter! This soup is too hot, I cain't even eat it!

Hey, wassup, bros?

Hey, we have this week's delivery of medications.

Hey, what the hell is this?

Hey, what the hell's going on?!

Hey, where y'all going?

Hey, where you been, Eric?!

Hey!

Hey! And there's still a few nights left

Hey! Get out of my bed!

Hey! How are my approval ratings?

Hey! How are you, you fuckin' racist?

Hey! Stotch!

Hey! Wait up, babe.

Hey. Hey! You all set to go?

Hey...Check. Check.

Hi, Eric.

Hi, Francis Melman?

Hi, Mrs. Cartman. Is Eric home?

Hi. Sorry. You guys have my results?

Hi...

Hi...Hi...Hi..

Hi...Hi...Hi...

Hillary wouldn't have been any better.

His own disorder device.

Hit it, Timmy. ♪ Oh, look what you made me do ♪

Hmm? Coming to visit your old papa

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hmmm. Sounds like maybe the Galtmans

Hola.

Hold on, Eric. I want a picture.

Hold on, hold on. Over here. Over here.

Hold on, I'm sure this is going to be really profound.

Honey, don't be ridiculous.

Honey, honey, who's gonna get you?

Honey, the pumpkin patch opened like an hour ago

Honey! I wanna watch "Terrance and Phillip"

Hooray.

Hope you brought some condoms.

Hope you can make it.

How How is running the country goin'?

How am I supposed to calm down?!

How are my approval ratings?

How are we going to get him to do that?

How are we gonna do that?! There's another guy.

How are we supposed to keep our kids

How are we supposed to put a positive spin on it?

How are you?

How can they force me to be the science fair judge?!

How can we stay calm when the president's

How come I have to have the video game?

How come I'm always the one getting shit on around here?

How come we never do that anymore?

How come we never snuggle anymore?

How could anyone ever go with him?"

How could you feed me like that, you bitch?!

How did you bring yourself to actually kiss him?

How do you change someone who's mentally abusive?

How do you think he's doing?

How is she still supporting him?

How many more entertainers must we lose

How much it sucks to be in a relationship.

How much joy it brings everyone.

How should I know?

How sweet. [ Farts ]

How we should all help Heidi break up with Eric?

How would you even start?

How you guys doing out east?

How's it going with the fidget spinner?

HR? Is that, like, Hootie removal?

Huh?

Huh? Oh!

Huh? What's that?

Huh?!

Huh... Isn't that interesting.

Hummels? In his rectal cavity, you say,

Hurt from both sides. It's time to end it.

Hyah ho!

Hyah!

Hyah! Syo yo yo!

I I know, but I just feel bloated.

I I'm not saying you're hot.

I actually was a little upset

I added "smelly tampon boogers" to your shopping list.

I agree, I agree, the city's bad.

I ain't doin' it!

I already have our costumes picked out.

I also have a good attitude

I also spent some time observing in the cafeteria

I always try to get to the pumpkin patch really early.

I am going to kill myself

I am only making use of a bed for sleeping, yes?

I am so sick of hearing you

I am supporting you, sweetheart.

I am the founder and chairman of FACEBOOK.

I am the head of the school calendar committee.

I am tired of eating chips. What else is there?

I am...

I became involved when Chuck E. Cheese

I believe I have a solution to all of this.

I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg.

I believe your hearing them in your mind and your heart.

I bet it's terrible! What else are you feeling?

I broke up with her, and she called me, being all like,

I brought my parents over so you could meet them.

I call on all Canadians here and abroad

I came because I might be able to offer some...

I came to make a truce.

I can explain what I packed.

I can give you two student volunteers and one pigeon

I can see that, you've got very honest eyes, m'all right.

I can tell. Something's changed with her.

I can't believe this is [bleep] real.

I can't blame you for missing the pumpkin patch.

I can't decide if I should wear leggings or not.

I can't get him to back down.

I can't get involved in every petty little protest

I can't hear over all you!

I can't just get people to care with a stupid rap song.

I can't settle down! We're all gonna die!

I can't take it!

I can't take out the wall

I can't write in Korean

I can't.

I cannot believe the lack of concern at this school!

I decided to give her one more chance.

I definitely get that. M'all right.

I deserve all the fame and bitches.

I didn't kiss you 'cause I like you.

I didn't know, all right?!

I didn't make a bad decision.

I didn't say, "I told you"

I didn't use the bathroom 40 times!

I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time.

I don't care if people get indigenous.

I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight or trans,

I don't even know how to play solitaire! Please!

I don't even know if I should be saying this but...

I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight!

I don't even understand what that was about.

I don't get it.

I don't give a shit about Columbus.

I don't give two shits about a treaty.

I don't have a style!

I don't have any feelings for you. Do you understand?

I don't have guitar lessons.

I don't have to stand here and take this! I'm leavin'!

I don't know about you, but I could eat this every day.

I don't know anything, I'm just a turtle.

I don't know how I'm gonna face people

I don't know how it happened.

I don't know how to make croissants!

I don't know what more you want from me, bro.

I don't know what you want from me, Heidi!

I don't know where you put them, Randy.

I don't know, but I I gotta do something about this.

I don't know, Phillip. What?

I don't know.

I don't know. I think I...

I don't know. It's It's like maybe

I don't know. It's what he wants.

I don't know... but Alexa will.

I don't live in a trailer park!

I don't need anyone to go with me.

I don't need to open the door.

I don't need you to problem solve all the time,

I don't need you to stand there and say, "I told you so."

I don't think anyone's imagining anything.

I don't think kids at this school

I don't think this is the best time for you to be wearing a witch costume and partying.

I don't think you saw it either, Kyle.

I don't think you're being intimidating enough.

I don't want cake!

I don't want to go there. It's depressing.

I drive around a big circle

I fail to see what the experiment is here.

I fart on him.

I fart on Phillip.

I feel bad for him, all right? I think he's miserable.

I feel like everything's crashing down

I feel scared! I feel alone!

I feel something moving around.

I felt pushed away by society.

I fully appreciate that some of you

I get straight A's! I ace every test!

I got rid of, like, six of 'em so far...

I got this spell book last month.

I got to burn this stuff.

I got what you needed.

I gotta take a stinky poop.

I grew up watching Terrance and Phillip,

I grow more powerful every moment!

I guess our witches were gonna sacrifice your witch,

I guess...

I had no idea what was going on!

I have a feeling that's about to happen.

I have asked to speak today

I have decided the school

I have never witnessed this style before! [ Grunts ]

I have not.

I have nothing now, Token.

I have some questions.

I have to admit what I've done wrong, Randy!

I have to admit your lava volcano is pretty great, too!

I have to clear my conscience.

I have to find him.

I have to get her that help, but I'm scared.

I have to get the Hummels for my grandpa.

I have to get to a birthday party.

I have to learn to stop feeling sorry for myself.

I have to make sure all the classrooms are empty.

I have to warn the town.

I hope you all listen carefully.

I hope you're both very satisfied

I I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up,

I I'm not feeling the best again.

I joined this franchise because I believe

I just I hope that maybe you can realize

I just I just want you to stay on point

I just I thought we were meeting at the park.

I just Who's being defensive?!

I just can't believe that children in our town

I just have to learn to not make you so angry.

I just really don't get it.

I just talked to my grandpa. There's more at work here

I just talked to the McKormicks.

I just wanna make sure he's all right.

I just wanna make sure...

I just want to know one thing.

I just wanted to know because if she's unavailable,

I just wanted to see how you thought

I keep thinking Eric's going to change.

I knew Eric would come up with a plan!

I know how to distract old people.

I know how you feel now, Token.

I know I am not alone in mourning the loss

I know it's inappropriate,

I know that you are all concerned about the witch

I know things have been difficult between us lately.

I know what I should do.

I know who it is!

I know you all have a lot of questions,

I know you all want to get rid of him.

I know you are all concerned as Sarah and I are

I know you think all boys are sort of pigs,

I know you'd do anything

I know, right?!

I know, right?! Isn't that crazy?

I know! I I know that, okay?

I know. I know.

I know...

I let being a victim become a way of life.

I like hiking around, being around in nature, m'kay.

I like it, Kyle.

I like it. What do you guys think? We definitely don't have anyone

I look what?

I love hiking, too. What are some of your favorite places?

I love you so much.

I love you, too, babe.

I love you, too.

I make money from Facebook for my fake content

I mean it!

I mean like inside beautiful.

I mean, it's a slippery slope

I mean, screw that kid, but I guess it's good

I might actually do it right in front

I might need a little extra time to get ready.

I might see if my mom can come pick me up.

I most certainly will not!

I most certainly will not.

I need a full orchestra woodwinds, strings

I need black people in white robes,

I need you right now, more than ever.

I need you to Agh! I don't know!

I need you.

I need your help to show me how. Please, Heidi.

I never do. And...

I never felt for the person being farted on...

I realize this doesn't gel with your nihilism!

I realize this is

I really understand now how you guys feel.

I remember feeling like I had nobody.

I remember I felt so bad for you.

I remember this place too...

I remember when I was a little girl.

I said get outta the way, you assholes!

I said, "How could this be "

I saw "Stranger Things" and "It."

I saw him, too

I saw him, too.

I saw something just like this

I saw what I saw, Craig! You have to believe me!

I see the box.

I should have known.

I spoke with Mr. Marsh, and he denied any wrong doing.

I swear that was the worst public speaker I've ever seen.

I think everyone's is shock that Heidi went back to Cartman.

I think I know another way.

I think I know why Heidi won't admit

I think I'm sick.

I think it's time we come clean

I think it's working.

I think maybe I am just stupid and I don't know what I want,

I think something's going on with Darryl,

I think that's Mark Zuckerberg.

I think the next three years are going to be even better.

I think the president is here.

I think there might have been something bad

I think we need to stay out of it.

I think we're all going out with Cartman right now.

I think we're ready to get started.

I think you all fail to understand

I thought being a victim would solve all my problems.

I thought Civil War wasn't supposed to happen

I thought I was just a standard white guy.

I thought maybe I should use the red ones...

I thought she was with that Kyle Broflovski kid.

I thought this was about raising awareness and helping people.

I thought we was comin' to rub their faces

I thought you said you broke up with Heidi.

I thought you would have respected my feelings more than that.

I told you She has all the pull in here.

I told you that's what happens after I eat.

I told you I'd bring you down.

I told you not to let him in.

I told you we couldn't hide.

I told you, Billy

I totally get it now.

I tried to save Heidi, but it was too late.

I tried, years ago.

I tried!

I understand that, today, they are performing

I understand you've become

I used to be kind. I used to be caring.

I used to get in trouble for always using the "N" word.

I wanna do what you guys do

I wanna go with. Get outta here!

I wanna movie too.

I want a world where you aren't ridiculed for trying to help!

I want a world...

I want the girls here at this school

I want to do this. Please.

I want to get there early?

I want to kiss you with my tongue!

I want to work with you to try open people's eyes.

I want you to have some balls

I want you to know... I'll always care about you.

I want you to stop running from yourself.

I wanted to talk to you first.

I warn you, my fighting style is unsurpassed.

I was being manipulated, and I didn't even see it.

I was gonna do a Bella Terra quartz for the countertops.

I was gonna go with these Carrara subway tiles.

I was hurt. You were hurt!

I was in a really bad place.

I was invited here by people.

I was invited here.

I was just

I was just following my heart.

I was just practicing marching bass drum for my buddy Kyle.

I was so different then...

I was the one who researched the poll, Mr. President!

I will deal with these trespassers.

I will have your badge, sir!

I will see to it that they are all fired

I will. I just got to do this for my grandpa first.

I wish to be present.

I won't play it! You can't make me!

I would like to open this door for you, however I understand the gender based biases

I would never have the hots for the person you are now.

I wrote you a song to express my feelings for you.

I'd just be opening it and holding it the same way I would for counselor Mackey, a student, or anyone else.

I'd like to have a word, please.

I'll be ready to trap him.

I'll bet he took a dump in the batter."

I'll cool it down! Yeah!

I'll crap all over their statues.

I'll do it.

I'll do the best I can. [Chuckles sadly]

I'll explain later, just get everyone together.

I'll just look up "Columbus, offensive, inflammatory..."

I'll kill myself, and then you'll be sorry!

I'll kill you all!

I'll pepper spray you, sonabitch!

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll send you the voicemail

I'll send you the voicemail if you promise to keep it private.

I'll take the pledge!

I'll try, but she's such a bitch.

I'll try, okay?

I'm 13% victim!

I'm 21% victim.

I'm a victim of oppression!

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweetheart!

I'm afraid, Commissioner, that the Special Ed Science Fair

I'm also part Northern Asian, and even some Kurdish!

I'm breaking up with you.

I'm calling the police.

I'm coming, too!

I'm doing something.

I'm doing very well. [ Farts ]

I'm finally standing up to you.

I'm free!

I'm giving you Hummels.

I'm glad you understand.

I'm going to a birthday party.

I'm going to use their souls to increase my power!

I'm gonna get someone down here from HR!

I'm gonna kill myself, Heidi!

I'm gonna let you kids all in on a little secret.

I'm gonna make a difference!

I'm gonna party with El Presidente.

I'm gonna stick to just talking about work only, m'all right?

I'm gonna talk to the principal!

I'm happy when I'm helping you.

I'm here about the job?

I'm here to take you out.

I'm here to talk about making sure we avoid

I'm innocent! Please!

I'm joined now by the man who did the actual defecating,

I'm just I'm really into Hummels.

I'm just gonna need you to deliver another one

I'm just sayin'! I'm just sayin'!

I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around,

I'm looking forward to being your vice principal.

I'm not facing anything. We still have time.

I'm not finished.

I'm not gonna do it, you guys!

I'm not in love with you, got it?!

I'm not letting those assholes win the science fair.

I'm not like my mom!

I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed.

I'm not saying you're ugly.

I'm on Drudge

I'm pretty sick of this shit,

I'm ready.

I'm saying we're all guilty, too.

I'm scared what I'm gonna do to myself. Oh, God."

I'm seriously dehydrated and starving.

I'm Sharon Marsh,

I'm sick of getting out of the shower

I'm simply telling you that Canada will do

I'm so happy we're back on track.

I'm sorry for everything!

I'm sorry that I've hurt you.

I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you, Eric,

I'm sorry, but you're the one who started all this

I'm sorry, but, uh, our hands are tied...

I'm sorry, Cartman.

I'm sorry, Kyle, but...

I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer.

I'm sorry, Randy.

I'm sorry, that's just the way it is.

I'm sorry! I do not get that!

I'm sorry! I'll get better Hummels!

I'm sorry! I'm trying to have a moment here!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Am I not doing this correctly?

I'm sorry. I do not understand.

I'm sorry. Is anyone else hearing

I'm still really scared for him.

I'm super happy!

I'm sure he's a reasonable person.

I'm sure the witch won't even notice us!

I'm talking about bitches.

I'm talking about using adjustable steel Lally columns

I'm the new vice principal of the school.

I'm the one who's indigenous that this landmark even exists!

I'm thinking there must be some kind of device in my ears.

I'm too busy busting my ass

I'm trying to make things better here.

I'm trying to make you feel better.

I'm vegan from now on.

I'm working on a proposal

I'm your best friend, but I can't have your back

I'm your Vice Principal!

I'm, uh, having this problem with my ears.

I've added "scrotum bags" to your shopping list.

I've added "titty chips" to your shopping list.

I've added Bella Terra slabs to your shopping list.

I've already spent a few days here at the school

I've been defending him for so long.

I've been doing a lot of thinking, Randy.

I've been researching our own independent poll.

I've been ridiculous.

I've come to realize that it's not my fault,

I've got a doctor's appointment.

I've got it.

I've got tons of Jack, tons of crack, and a jet!

I've got vagina crabs in my butthole.

I've never felt so alive until now.

I've never really been a city person.

I've tried! It's impossible!

If at any point today, you're being a president,

If I finally give up.

If I have to compete with distracted driving,

If I took out this wall, the entire second story

If I were a man, you'd probably address me

If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind

If it has to do with your heroin operation,

If it weren't for us, those water bears

If it's in a sort of a sarcastic way?

If Mark Zuckerberg points a loaded cannon

If nobody else is gonna do anything, I will!

If there's time. Thank you.

If war were to break out...

If we are continually asked to work for no money

If we could all just see inside you, it would be hot.

If we could just have one more sample

If we don't feed the president, hopefully he'll just move on.

If we don't find a way to stop him,

If you always make yourself the victim,

If you do not hand over your president,

If you don't have some fuckin' balls,

If you don't mind.

If you don't take control of your side of a relationship,

If you get him to back down,

If you guys found those pictures online,

If you had any involvement, I will bring you down!

If you hate Columbus so much,

If you know something about the epidemic

If you promise to keep it private.

If you see the president, do not approach him.

If you want me to look at the Internet, I will die first.

If you're all trying to figure out

If your citizens mess with them, they mess with all of us.

If your friends should be more sympathetic towards you.

If, uh, I can have your attention, please,

Ike went to go take matters into his own hands.

Ike, I'm sorry that I...

Ike!

Ike! Kyle!

Ike?

Ike.

In 2003, Hillary Clinton admitted

In a very... professional manner

In a way...

In Denver right now."

In excess of $50,000

In fact, your genetic profile most closely matches...

In how good our science fair project was, boss!

In order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories.

In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"

In response to the North Korean test,

In saying this particular witch needs to be brought down.

In social media or the Internet.

In such a horribly reckless way?

In tardigrades.

In that Beyond Arby's.

In the coming days.

In the first place?

In the joint, huh?

In the subject's rectal cavity.

In ways that we don't see.

Incoming Facetime call from SuperCraig!

Indigenous Peoples Day! Let's go for it!

Innocent child!

Insert the box!

Insight into our problems here.

Instead of trying to find the President?!

Into three phases.

Is a fraud.

Is actually gonna contribute to society!

Is agree on the final draft of the franchise plan.

Is always my Witch Party Week with the guys.

Is built a completely self sustaining chaos machine

Is calling the missile test a victory for its people.

Is Canada a bad influence on the United States?

Is Distracted Driving Awareness Week at school,

Is everything all right?

Is going to take work from everyone.

Is gonna take my grandpa down

Is gonna want to have sex with us.

Is he someone who should be appreciated?

Is in desperate need of a strong woman.

Is it cold out?

Is it gonna be cold? Should I just

Is it just me, or are things around here

Is it my fault that I found

Is just get the president to go away.

Is key to human survival.

Is making you lose it a little bit.

Is reinstating the day off.

Is that all of em?

Is that okay?

Is that really it? Because I I just feel

Is that what Columbus did? Just give up?

Is that what this is about?

Is that what you wanna say, Wendy?

Is that why you took her from me, Kyle?!

Is the Special Ed Science Fair.

Is there something you wanna talk about?

Is this Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.

Is top bitch in this place, and she's got the best.

Is wearing Tupperware

Isn't it enough I come to visit? You don't understand how it works in here!

Isn't it funny?!

Isn't that interesting?

Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

Isn't this lovely, Tweek? Just look at that view.

Isn't this the place you brought me before?

Isn't turned into another Eric Cartman!

It ain't right.

It can't be that hard.

It didn't occur to me as a possibility.

It doesn't have to end this way.

It doesn't matter to me, but it matters to them.

It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside.

It is an outrage that our principal and counselors

It is our problem.

It is the food and it is my mom, Heidi!

It is time to declare war on opioids in our society!

It is! I wanna be vegan with you!

It is! It's terrible!

It just so happens I'm a vegan!

It means that the swing voters are turning against him.

It must be hard for you to even think!

It pretty much looks like you

It says that to destroy a witch,

It seems somebody's been a little naughty lately.

It tastes just like KFC.

It was another time.

It was awful, you guys.

It was better when we started the movies off

It was during a Middle East peace conference

It was found deep in the anus of one Chuck E. Cheese,

It was going with Strong Woman.

It was harmless fun!

It was just what I believed in.

It was real! He tried to get me!

It was so vicious and hateful.

It wasn't even remotely able to block me.

It will be for ripping on each other

It worked! I'm not gonna do it!

It works the same and makes sure

It'll be harder, but you can change.

It'll make you feel better, babe.

It's It's Whistling in the Rain.

It's It's coming from over here somewhere.

It's 'cause I can't do it, all right?!

It's "The Terrance & Phillip Show!"

It's 100/100.

It's a day off work, yes, a day off school.

It's a Fox trap, Mr. President!

It's a load bearing wall!

It's a lot harder than you think!

It's a normal morning before work

It's a song about how there are certain times

It's a stand alone series

It's a trap!

It's a witch chase and shoot 'em up!

It's about people getting together

It's all fake news. Fake news.

It's all my mom's fault.

It's all perfect.

It's all right, Mr. Standish.

It's an opinion poll, Mr. President.

It's been going on for a long time...

It's been open for over an hour now!

It's better for harder cases like this,

It's canceled. You guys can all get this shit

It's day two of Witch Week with the guys.

It's definitely not just you.

It's fake news.

It's fucking true!

It's getting pretty hard to keep defending you.

It's going to get worse.

It's gonna feel real good!

It's hard enough

It's Heidi Turner.

It's his favorite.

It's how you were raised... what you were taught.

It's in Phase two that we will finally introduce

It's just well, what time do you guys

It's just a matter of how we do it.

It's just first.

It's just one night, babe!

It's just your imagination, Tweek.

It's just... You look...

It's like a back and forth kind of thing.

It's like a witch pursuit thingie!

It's like that movie where the dude pretended to be on the monster's side.

It's like there's no solution to any of this!

It's like there's one awful witch who wants to kill everybody,

It's Mark Zuckerberg.

It's me, Swiper.

It's my fault.

It's my only way out.

It's not a trailer!

It's not about problem solving, Eric.

It's not for me, Marcus.

It's not funny anymore, is it, Kyle?

It's not gonna work this time, Eric.

It's not his imagination.

It's not like a Special Ed Science Fair

It's not safe!

It's not what I need!

It's not you. It's me.

It's okay, Billy.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's one of his favorite events of the year!

It's only a matter of time before everyone else does.

It's only now, when everyone's being so indigenous to me,

It's over, Eric.

It's over, Stotch!

It's probably nothing. Everything's fine.

It's pronounced "Niger," Mr. President.

It's so unfair!

It's so weird.

It's supposed to help with anxiety. See?

It's that liberal school she's going to,

It's the 21st century, gentlemen.

It's the Facebook safeguard program.

It's the National Guard!

It's the President!

It's the president! [ Screams ]

It's the President! He wants to talk to you.

It's those people who matter.

It's time for the Special Ed Science Fair!

It's time for us all to be honest.

It's time I did.

It's time to layout our plan of action.

It's time...

It's too late, Stephen. We called the police.

It's total bullshit!

It's understandable.

It's up to the Whites.

It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends.

It's very common in our overdose victims.

It's White. Bob White.

It's you or me!

It's your fault, Kyle.

It's, uh, Hootie and the Blowfish.

It's...not exactly like being a slave, Heidi.

Janet and Dave Fitzsimmons are looking to move

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, [bleep].

Jesus, Darryl, I'm... I'm sorry. I...

Jesus, Stan, it's not like he's in jail.

Jesus!

Jesus.

Jimbob, how's the traffic to town?

Jimbob, play Kendrick Lamar.

Jimbob, Simon says big frosty semen shake.

Jimbob, what time is it?

Jimmy and Timmy, this is incredible!

Jimmy and Timmy's water bears!

JIMMY: My name is Jimmy Valmer.

Join together, let no man [ Farts ]

Judge a special needs science fair?!

Jumping in all the muddy puddles you can imagine,

Just $17 monthly gets you

Just a couple more things.

Just a dumb Halloween costume.

Just a second! Be right there! Thanks!

Just because he's suddenly not cool now

Just because there's a way to cause chaos in a town

Just because two liberals happen to be

Just don't even respond to her.

Just face it.

Just forget about it.

Just forget it!

Just give me the phone.

Just having a little chat or something?

Just ignore her.

Just let him What are you guys talking about?

Just like that movie "It."

Just like you tell me what you're mad about every single day.

Just might be what saves us all.

Just moments ago, the president tweeted,

Just read it!

Just ready to party farty, witches.

Just remember he's been eating animals

Just shut up and watch

Just some Hummels.

Just start writing horrible things about people

Just try and be cool about it.

Just try it.

Just tweeted again, this time saying

Just waddle on down to the nurse's office.

Just, like, what are the things about Cartman

Justin Trudeau, called upon Canadians to stand strong.

Kelly Shmidt has just written her 100th fake blog post

Kept on the level.

Kevin says he's bringing it.

Kill you all!

Kind of sounds like something my mother would say, actually.

Knock it off! Ow!

Kyle, I've been under a lot of stress lately,

Kyle, it's none of our business.

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Kyle, Kyle!

Kyle, let me tell you something about relationships.

Kyle, what the fuck are you doing?

Kyle: [Distorted] No, dude. That's too far. Okay, okay, just say we're gonna cut off part of his dick.

Kyle: Here it is.

Kyle: No, we got to just hope the police will handle it.

Kyle!

Kyle?

Kyle? Kyle!

Kyle...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Last year, we approved 16 original shows and movies,

Later, in phase three, we can finally get to Civil War,

Leave me alone.

Lemme guess Chip Duncan.

Lemme judge that science fair for ya, sir!

Let Cartman have it!

Let me go talk to him. I can put a stop to this.

Let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg.

Let me see that!

Let me see that...

Let us make it a holiday

Let us not forget

Let's all embrace the new meaning of the holiday

Let's do this!

Let's get to the hallways

Let's go!

Let's go! Everyone to the gymnasium now!

Let's hear it for Kelly!

Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here

Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg to come and talk to us all

Let's just face it.

Let's move on to the next phase.

Let's really fuck shit up.

Let's take this fuckin' thing down!

Let's think this through logically.

Let's turn around.

Let's, uh... Let's do that.

Like Like, seriously, how could you even tell that this was vegan?

Like an ace in the hole.

Like from the devil himself.

Like I have no control over my life.

Like I'm just a pawn in a big game.

Like if one of you guys had the power I have

Like it was purchased right from the factory.

Like there's any such thing as water bears.

Like very, very softly?

Like we kind of threw grandpa away

Like you ever gave a shit about Gary Borkovec!

Like you, we've come to realize

Like you're a piece of trash.

Listen to me!

Listen, everyone. I have a team right now

Listen, guys, there's a very real chance

Listen, there's a big fun costume party tonight

Little girl, please.

Little girl, stop.

Look at 'em... Every day people are buyin'

Look at what the president tweeted now!

Look guys, Tweek doesn't want help, okay?

Look out!

Look, Chip, if we had known you were gonna hurt people

Look, don't you think I get it enough from my girlfriends?

Look, fellas, you have a right to be on Facebook,

Look, I just got to make this exchange for him

Look, I know you loved Chuck E. Cheese.

Look, I tried talking to him, all right? He's just really against all the things Columbus did.

Look, I was younger! We were all younger.

Look, I'm president of the United States.

Look, if you if you don't do it for the NFL,

Look, it's all just a complete waste of time!

Look, people don't want you here okay?

Look, that was a long time ago. Okay?

Look, the kids have worked really hard

Look, this is real fuckin' fire you're playin' with, m'kay?

Look, we all know what we're supposed to do now.

Look, we all want the president out of here.

Look, we'd love to approve your show,

Look, you didn't you didn't read that on the news.

Look! Another witch is flying down now!

Lookin' good, Ryan!

Looks like many more years of the same are to come.

Love isn't supposed to hurt. I'm worth something.

M'all right now, we're just gonna pretend

M'all right, come on up here.

M'all right, I probably shouldn't have said

M'all right, okay, well, good luck today,

M'all right, so now everyone,

M'all right? How about you Mister, uh...

M'all right.

M'all right. M'all right.

M'kay We're gonna get started here.

M'kay.

Made her not funny for 30 years?

Made me question who I was But, Heidi, I thought

Make no mistake, America.

Make them some croissants or something.

Man: All right, Mr. Marsh,

MAN: He broke free.

MAN: Just sit down, Bob!

Man: She's over here!

Man: That's it. That's it, Kyle.

Man: The president also tweeted

Man: Yet no agreement has been reached

Marcus, it's not what you think.

Marcus, trust me, you don't want to get involved.

Marcus.

Mark Zuckerberg was such a penis.

Maybe Eric really does love and support her

Maybe Heidi went there with her boyfriend!

Maybe I have to find a way

Maybe I know the president.

Maybe I should just take the awareness of my suicide

Maybe I will!

Maybe it's time we put our foot down.

Maybe my whole family!

Maybe she's telling the truth, Kyle.

Maybe so, but we know who we are.

Maybe the school will reconsider.

Maybe they will.

Maybe we could tie for first place.

Maybe we need to get our kids off of Facebook.

Maybe we should find out all the things

Maybe we should relax and have some fun.

Maybe we'll just go and do our own franchise.

Maybe you should talk to your backward president!

Maybe you should, uh,

Maybe you should.

Maybe you should. Maybe I will!

Maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods

Me. I did this.

Mean and angry these days.

Meanwhile, the Canadian Prime Minister,

Might be uncomfortable with me being here.

Might care.

Military alert going out.

Milly: Can you imagine? Eric Cartman's breath on your mouth?

Mimsey and I did some experimenting

Mimsey, do you know what Jimmy is?

Mimsey! Come on!

Minister, how do you answer to these angry millennials?

Mister President, you need to do something

Mm...cupcakes!

Mmm'kay.

Mmmm.

Mobile phones are the devil.

Mom, Alexa left! She's not here!

Mom!

Mommy, look out! [ Screams ]

Mommy!

Mommy! Daddy!

More and more like the person you're with,

More and More millennials are turning into ******* mothers

More and more of them Amazon and Google thingies,

More Hummels?

Morning, Steve.

Most importantly, remember that this is the president,

Most likely from the prisons.

Most likely.

Most resilient animals.

Move aside! Let me through!

Move aside! Move aside!

Move it, children!

Move it!

Move your ass, Galtman!

Move your asses! Aw, not again!

Move! Move aside, kids! Official business!

Movie where we introduce Tool Shed and the Human Kite.

Mr. Galtman, I haven't been honest.

MR. MACKEY: All right

Mr. Mackey.

Mr. Marsh pointed out to me the hypocrisy

Mr. Marsh, please,

Mr. Marsh, we were hoping to do a more precise test.

Mr. Marsh, we're in a bit of a hurry

Mr. Marsh, you took a dump on the beloved statue that

Mr. President,

Mr. President, people are starting to question

Mr. President, please, you gotta help.

Mr. President, we have a problem.

Mr. Randy Marsh of South Park, Colorado.

Mr. Randy Marsh.

Mr. White, we assure you that we run the school

Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook has become a tool

Mrph. Rm rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm.

Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons

Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk.

Mrs. McGullicutty's Hummel collection!

Ms. McGullicutty is top bitch.

Muslims tryin' to kill us, black people rioting,

My blood sugar spikes,

My brain! My brain! Aah!

My brother used to play such tricks on me.

My family doesn't live in a trailer.

My friends are all beaten! Why?!

My grandpa actually really needs those drugs.

My heritage is Irish, so I'm prone to being moody.

My life is a living hell, you guys!

My name is Marcus Preston.

My name is Marcus Preston. Can you understand me?

My name is Peter Galtman.

My name is Strong Woman.

My name's Kyle,

My oath to the office

My parents are very okay and cool with us.

My point is, if the school administration

My, what a lovely Hummel collection

Nacho Cheese.

Nah, covers up my costume too much, don't you think?

Nah, hell with you!

Nathan and Mimallah.

Nathan, Mimallah! You gotta get to Special Ed!

Nathan: Hey, wait a minute!

Nathan: Uh, excuse me.

Nathan: Uh...

Nathan! It's amazing!

Neanderthal DNA.

Neanderthal?

Need to check out Randy Marsh.

Needs to be erased from the Earth!

Netflix is starving for new shows right now, Toolshed.

Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with?

Next time you want me to kill someone for you,

Nice to meet you fine folks. [ Farts ]

No fuck you.

No matter how hard things get.

No more of them doody jokes.

No more watching cartoons of people

No more.

No, Dad, I'm not looking at boobies.

No, don't you see?!

No, fuck you.

No, Human Resources!

No, I don't!

No, I missed the whole thing.

No, I was just trying to figure out

No, I was just, uh,

No, I'm Uh, I'm sorry.

No, it's not that. Relationships are 50/50, Eric.

No, no, no. Now, it's it's just best

No, no, we've broken up before, but this time is different.

No, no! You gotta see this!

No, nothing!

No, please, I I don't want no trouble!

No, sir! I Well, the thing is

No, sir! No, sir, I just Make me look like a fool will you?!

No, that couldn't be it. We work in the same place,

No, this is about me killing myself.

No, we didn't find any trace

No, we don't have to do that.

No, Wonder Tweek is right.

No!

No! I missed it! I missed it all!

No! It wasn't romantic.

No! No buts! There's nothing here.

No! No, we don't need to talk!

No! Not Joni Mitchell dook er der,

No! Same here!

No! You don't go around making up things about people either,

No.

No. I don't know where he is.

No. I've spoken to everyone in the community,

No. No, please! I I didn't do anything!

No. No, wait, guys. Maybe that's it.

No. No. Sorry! I thought I'd add Just add for emphasis.

No. Not you.

No. Pumpkin patch is gonna Will you take a picture, Dad?

No. We've been experimenting with water bears

No...

Nobody asked the Whites how they felt!

Nobody cares about that!

Nobody cares what the Whites have to say!

Nobody had the guts

Nobody will stop this Special Ed Science Fair!

Nobody will understand.

Nobody's coming after you!

Nobody's making fun of me now,

Nobody's talking about getting rid of Heidi!

None of this is your fault.

None of this was really necessary.

Nooo!

Nope.

North Korea is going to bomb us! We are all dead!

North Korea is gonna get me!

North Korea isn't going to attack an amusement park.

North Korea isn't going to attack anyone, okay?

North Korea wants to kill us all

Not Not like hot beautiful,

Not at all.

Not here trying to get you, okay?

Not like you!

Not now, Stan.

Not only to spread chaos but to actually profit from it.

Not quite.

Not so funny now is it?!

Not sure if any of you have noticed,

Not that it matters.

Not these dipshits again!

Not those chicks, numbskull.

Not you, us.

Nothin'.

Nothing helps more when you're down

Nothing just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Nothing, just telling the guys how awesome it is to be vegan.

Nothing.

Nothing. I Look, I just really like Hummels, okay?

Nothing. I'm just having fun with my friends.

Nothing. Just forget it.

Nothing. Just fucking wearing sweet costumes,

Nothing's gotten any better?!

Now did you have a nice night?

Now give me the pillow.

Now go ahead and pitch what you're thinking

Now Heidi will have to face the truth. Alone.

Now I just have to celebrate it alone.

Now I know how it feels to be a slave!

Now I'm under a lot of pressure to do it.

Now kids are going missing.

Now let's get out there and protest that Alexa...

Now look, there's been a lot of hurt here.

Now playing "Dook re Derr" by Joni Mitchell.

Now proceeding.

Now you can put a stop to all this, right?

Now you have learned that you cannot block me, yes?

Now you know how we do shit in the nursing home.

Now you lie over there, dead.

Now you listen here, Mr. Man.

Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you block my shtoile!

Now, by a show of hands,

Now, damn it, what did you find?

Now, I resent that! I find that racist.

Now, if only we could take down

Now, quickly, children.

Now, the police will help deal with Mark Zuckerberg, but...

Now, what's your favorite ride?

Now, you listen here, Mr. Buddy!

Now, you listen here! I will not

Now, you try to block me.

Nowhere's safe, don't you understand?

Number one priority!

Nuts.

Obvi.

Octonauts!

Of all our Columbus shot glasses and coffee cups.

Of any Native American DNA in your test...

Of course he did!

Of course they do. You're all witches too, dudes!

Of everyone tomorrow, so you don't want to miss it.

Of glorifying a genocidal murderer.

Of Jack and Crack Witch Week!

Of Ms. McGullicutty's crochet pillows.

Of my goddamn emotions, ya baby!

Of nature by simulating a volcano!

Of one our greatest entertainers, Chuck E. Cheese.

Of our country now.

Of the President being elected.

Of the witch!

Of what we found.

Oh the kid's party performer, yeah.

Oh, and now North Korea is saying that they're gonna

Oh, and, uh, what's the show about?

Oh, are you Adam? Well, come on in!

Oh, are you freakin' serious?

Oh, boy, this is bad.

Oh, boy! What a great time that was!

Oh, come on.

Oh, cool.

Oh, crap. Hang on. I forgot my bracelet!

Oh, don't tell me people are still mad

Oh, don't you look cute, Heidi!

Oh, dude. Bro.

Oh, for fuck's sake, White, he's running around

Oh, Fox News...

Oh, fuck you. Get outta my house.

Oh, fuck. Here we go.

Oh, gee, boss, I don't know about sex with no chicken.

Oh, geez, looks like North Korea launched another missile.

Oh, geez.

Oh, geez...

Oh, gimme a break, Randy. No, seriously.

Oh, God damn it! What the hell do you want?

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, God, Darryl, I...

Oh, God, did you see

Oh, God!

Oh, God! The president just tweeted

Oh, God. Not you, too.

Oh, God. What did you see?!

Oh, great.

Oh, he hey, Marcus.

Oh, he is, sweetie,

Oh, Heidi.

Oh, hello, Mr. Marsh.

Oh, here she comes.

Oh, hey, babe, what's going on?

Oh, hey, babe. What's going on?

Oh, hey, baby. What's going on?

Oh, hey, fellas!

Oh, hey, fellas. We're doing great.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, Heidi. What's going on?

Oh, hey, Kyle. Hey.

Oh, hey, man!

Oh, hey! How are you?

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.

Oh, hey. What are we meeting here for?

Oh, hi, Nathan.

Oh, hi, poopsie.

Oh, ho! You're dead, Butters!

Oh, how nice of you.

Oh, I don't think so...

Oh, I get it!

Oh, I it's okay, sweetie

Oh, I love that movie!

Oh, I mostly use a semi cognitive approach

Oh, I think I can remember all that, yes.

Oh, I'll bet you are.

Oh, I'm counting on it.

Oh, I'm sorry I'm taking a stand and doing something.

Oh, I'm very open and honest, I promise you that.

Oh, it's fantastic.

Oh, it's fine. You know, just making the country great again.

Oh, Jesus, now we know

Oh, look, honey Kyle's mom is here!

Oh, mommy's gotta run, sweetie.

Oh, Mr. Mackey, good morning.

Oh, Mr. Marsh.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my God, how does that make you feel?

Oh, my God, I'm seriously gonna do it right now!

Oh, my God, what is that?!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Don't let anyone near Peppa Pig until I arrive!

Oh, my God! Eric, are you okay?!

Oh, my God! How'd he do that?!

Oh, my God! It's Mark Zuckerberg!

Oh, my God! It's my own Zen garden.

Oh, my God! Look!

Oh, my God! What is he doing?!

Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Oh, my God. He so likes Heidi.

Oh, my God. I see what this is.

Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe this.

Oh, my head! My head! Shaaa!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! It's Coon and Friends!

Oh, no. What's wrong?

Oh, no. You're not doing this again.

Oh, o okay, honey.

Oh, oh, God! [Laughs]

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. I see.

Oh, okay...

Oh, really, like another test? Where are you looking?

Oh, really?

Oh, really?!

Oh, see, now you made me lose control of my emotions.

Oh, see?! That's what I'm talking about right there!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, so you do have your phone?

Oh, so you want to censor it?

Oh, stop being a victim.

Oh, sure you do, just like all ******* moms

Oh, sure you don't!

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank God for the Whites...

Oh, that guy was always such a douche.

Oh, that son of a bitch.

Oh, that's a terrifying thought.

Oh, that's easy! You see, for the past several weeks,

Oh, uh, hello, Mr. President, how are you?

Oh, uh, ma'am?

Oh, uh, yeah, here. I just got it.

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be actually over

Oh, wait, there totally is a way you could do that.

Oh, wait! Hang on.

Oh, we're not?

Oh, what are you gonna call me fat now, too?

Oh, what's the matter, Kyle?

Oh, would you like to see them?

Oh, wow. It's all plant based.

Oh, yeah, that was me.

Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week.

Oh, yeah. That's better.

Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, yes, my little Eric just loves the pumpkin patch.

Oh, yes, Strong Woman, here we are.

Oh, you bitch!

Oh, you did? Oh, great.

Oh, you just getting here?

Oh, you mean fucked to death?

Oh, you want civil war?! Is that what you want?!

Oh, you'd almost think

Oh, you're a fine one for speeches

Oh, you're not?

Oh!

Oh! Ahh. [ Cellphone pings ]

Oh! Hey! How would you like to be the judge

Oh! Jrmm! Pyow! Wha!

Oh! Looks like Isla has something to say, you guys!

Oh! No, I I, uh I tripped on a doorknob!

Oh! Oh, I think I shit my pants.

Oh! That could be my DNA results!

Oh! Uh, I was just making sure everything was

Oh. dude.

Oh. Okay, then.

Oh. VHS is fine.

Oh. Yes, sweetie. Uh...

Ohh, water bears.

Ohh!

Ohhh!

Ohp. Kyle's mom doesn't like the cartoon, guys.

Okay, all ready.

Okay, babe, what do you wanna ride first?

Okay, but it's not true,

Okay, but think about that.

Okay, Chip.

Okay, come on! Let's go!

Okay, cool. Could you do that somewhere else?

Okay, dude. I didn't want to have say this,

Okay, first of all, we need a scary place

Okay, go on in, I suppose. Petting zoo's closed,

Okay, good.

Okay, Google. Repeat after me." Alexa.

Okay, great. I'm very interested to see

Okay, great. Would you like a pilot

Okay, guys, it's November,

Okay, hit the gas, Nelson!

Okay, I don't want a bunch "Nigers" in Africa

Okay, I just thought you said

Okay, it's not working.

Okay, last name?

Okay, let's let's do this.

Okay, look, you're freaked out.

Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg. That's gonna have to be it.

Okay, Nathan!

Okay, next one. Come on. Get calling, Stan.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's try this one.

Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so how about you write your congressman a letter.

Okay, so write a letter to the North Koreans.

Okay, sounds great. We'll send you the contracts.

Okay, spider or the bat?

Okay, Stan. you got your phone?

Okay, sure.

Okay, we smoked a little crack

Okay, we'll let him speak,

Okay, we're safe to talk.

Okay, well, then why don't you just send something nice

Okay!

Okay! Almost ready. Hang on.

Okay! Cool!

Okay! Oh! I forgot my glitter lip gloss!

Okay! Okay! Can everyone hear me? Hello?

Okay! Where?

Okay?

Okay? I'm sorry.

Okay? Please!

Okay.

Okay. [Sniffles]

Okay. All right.

Okay. Can you describe the ringing?

Okay. Come on. Here we go, going out the door.

Okay. I will in a second, fatso.

Okay. I'll get this back to the lab

Okay. Let's get this over with.

Okay. Okay, bye, honey.

Okay. Okay, honey.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Okay. Okay. All set. Let's do this.

Okay. See ya.

Okay. This is very difficult, but, uh...

Okay. You want some music, hon?

Old people love Hummels, dude.

Old people!

Old people... love Hummels.

On "White People Renovating Houses."

On having the Columbus statue taken down in Canyon City.

On his dream? No.

On his physical attributes, m'all right? That's bad

On Netflix.

On that oldie but goodie by Nirvana.

On that show called "Stranger "

On the countertops

On the cow.

On their phones while driving than ever before.

On what they perceive to be a "witch pursuit thing."

On you. Got it.

On your franchise, DC Comics.

On your platform for no other reason

On...

Once inside, Kenny and Butters

One of the guys did a spell

Only the other witch does that.

Only to find people already there

Only you guys can make a difference.

Oof!

Ooh, and who are these lovely people?

Ooh, and who is this little rascal?

Ooh, aren't we fancy.

Ooh, I 'member!

Ooh, yes, massa!

Ooh!

Oooh.

Ooooh.

Or did we close our eyes to what Chip Duncan was becoming?

Or disrupt an entire country

Or else critics go, "Wow, what was the point of that?"

Or else I'm gonna do it.

Or I'll have you sent to the quiet room.

Or just go straight to an order of six episodes?

Or my people, who were victims.

Or the sociopath part?

Or was he just a douche?

Or we could die out here.

Or we'll bring in our own troops to stop it ourselves!

Our dads can't do anything 'cause they're scared

Our daughter woke up with nightmares

Our fans are leaving at an exponential rate.

Our job is to do deliver the maximum wow factor

Our new vice principal Strong Woman.

Our only way out is to go to the police right now

Our parents are never gonna let us trick or treat

Our position of power to exploit women.

Our science fair project is sure to be a blast.

Our website's already full of kids

Our youth group has come to lift your spirits

Out by the quarry, but I didn't believe it.

Out of here and leave. Thank you.

Out there scaring our children?!

Out to the public on the streets!

Over issues that all the schools are facing right now.

Over the President's competency again today.

Over Tweek's house. [ Screams ]

Packing my lunch for me? Fuck her, dude!

Pay attention, everybody!

PC Principal, I'm trying to raise suicide awareness,

PC Principal, someone's life is at stake.

People are coming after all witches.

People are going to start associating

People are gonna see through it.

People are pretty upset.

People are thinking it's true.

People aren't focused on the right thing.

People change. They say you become

People don't know how great the President can be

People don't lose their jobs.

People find offensive about Columbus and

People having to go doody,

People like Cartman,

People made fun of me for being French.

People need help sorting out their emotions sometimes.

People were hurt!

People won't care about what I do now.

Peppa Pig just collapsed on stage!

Peppa, now! Why Hummels?

Percocet and OxyContin

Perhaps now Tweek... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Perhaps we could have helped.

Personal protection from Mark Zuckerberg.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Phase one begins with "The Coon" Netflix series

Pick you up? That could be tough.

Pissed off at your girlfriend again, huh, Eric?

Playing "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar.

Please wait for your bumper cars

Please welcome Adam Borque.

Please, can I finish?!

Please, Heidi! Please!

Please, I don't know what to do with all this anger and hurt!

Please, what time is your family gonna go

Please, you don't understand.

Please. By all means.

Poop in his mouth!

Prepare yourself for what you're about to see.

Prescription drugs but with no prescription.

Pretty clear it's either them or us,

Pretty sure you'll all be impressed with what you see.

Principal and vice principal

Principal, is it?

Protect him and you will pay, too.

Protests to those protests,

Put down the candle, Kenny!

Put down your mobile device.

Put the flag down unless you wanna get pepper sprayed.

Put your hands together for Tweek.

Quite the Hummel collector lately.

Randy a real with is flying around in the sky snatching children!

Randy Marsh is a hypocrite and a fake.

Randy, can I talk to you?

Randy, do you mind cleaning out the garage like I asked?

Randy, I cannot quit you.

Randy, what did you guys do at that party?

Randy, why don't you just admit to people

Randy, you must face who you are.

Randy: And now back to "White People Renovating Houses."

Randy: Park closed until further notice.

RANDY: What are you doing, Bob?

Randy!

Randy! Randy!

****d and executed?

Really cool listening to people's private voicemails.

Really? 'Cause I think I like the bat.

Really? Like Native American?! Like Like a little bit?!

Really? That's great, babe. So now I've been trying all kinds of vegan foods.

Relax? How can I relax?!

Remember how you told me about Beyond Meat?

Remember, no matter how bad the country gets,

Remember, they can do to you

Rename your city, asshole.

REPORTER: And the latest reports are now saying

Reporter: Christopher Columbus

Reporter: Speaker Ryan, it's the anniversary

Ride attendant: All right, everyone,

Ride into Christmas. Limited Edition.

Right now, Mister, uh...

Right now, Netflix is buying

Right, right, right, right.

Right, you don't have to worry

Right!

Right! Oh, I'm sorry.

Right. Like, what'd ya what'd ya mean?

Right. That's called a trailer park.

Ross Dress for Less. That's right.

Round 'em up! We got another kids choir!

Say what we're really thinking so we can move on.

Saying they feel the same way as you

Says he's sticking by his President 100%.

Science fair project?

Screw all you guys.

See what I told you?

See you at school tomorrow. Love you, honey.

See, all the best pumpkins get taken, and then

See, I know something about societal psychology

Send something like what?! I dunno, like,

Share your insights on Facebook!

Sharon can now work her designing magic

Sharon, do you know what they'll do to us

Sharon, Galtman called again.

Sharon, good news! What?!

Sharon, have you seen my Columbus staff and orb?

Sharon, Peter Galtman called.

Sharon, you know the week leading up to Halloween

Sharon...I I...

She feeds me all this crap,

She had a broom and a cackle and everything.

She has some great advice for us,

She has to know he sucks.

She is mentally abusive.

She just doubles down and tries to prove to herself

She loves him, I guess.

She needs an excuse not to have to go to

She was dressed kinda like me

She was my whole world.

She wasn't talking to you, Heidi.

She would have called by now.

She... does these things to slowly tear me down.

She's a controlling, manipulative whore!

She's just concerned, Heidi.

She's kind of like Cartman

She's not a girlfriend.

She's ruthless, and she has those old lady farts.

She's with Chuck E. Cheese now.

Shelley, we've got an emergency!

Shh! Keep your voices down! Look at this?

Shh! Mprphph mhprphm!

Shh! Peppa, focus.

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh. But it's okay. You can't help it

Shhhhh! Shut the fuck up!

Shimmer and Shine, who both collapsed

Shit!

Shit.

Shit. I mean No, sorry. Sorry, I'm not

Shnn!

Shoo wee!"

Shot glasses, coffee cups, towels, plates

Shouldn't you be at Temple, Ms. Broflovski?

Shut up, Kyle. You sound like your mom.

Shut up, Mimsey!

Shut up! Skinny ass bitch!

Shwa! Ahh! Pos brb!

Sí, mi amigo!

Simon says puffy vaginal hemorrhoids!

Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole.

Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole."

Simple. He paid me $17.23.

Simply swab the inside of your mouth

Since the president was given a splatty tomato,

Skinny bitch.

Snuggle!

So add Carrara subway tile to my [bleep] shopping list.

So best thing is just lock up your garbage

So everyone can lock up their garbage.

So I say kill 'em all!

So I went and got you something to make things better.

So I've been getting to know some of the students here,

So in looking for a new vice principal,

So it came as a surprise

So it'd be impossible for me to like her.

So my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle,

So naive and hopeful.

So now please welcome Heather Conduct.

So now they're coming after all of us!

So that the load bearing wall can be replaced

So the only option I have is to make sure

So then why can't I come?!

So then why did you take her back?

So they wanna point the finger at us.

So we can get this over with.

So we could have some 'me time' in October.

So we should be the ones working for the government.

So we've been reaching out to Human Resources Division

So what do you want from us?

So why would it should it be any different, huh?

So with that, let me turn over the floor

So without further ado,

So you better Aah!

So you can just wipe that indigenous look off your face.

So you cannot shoot him. All right?

So you have to take the jobs you can get.

So you might have a hard time.

So you see, what I'm afraid of is very real.

So you were there when witch showed up

So you're just going to be passive aggressive again

So you're just gonna e mail

So your ancestors just got rid of them, huh?!

So, Heather and Mike, what we're thinking is to take out this wall

So, Kyle's stupid brother goes missing, and I get fucked.

So, let's talk about materials.

So, maybe you're having some feelings for her.

So, now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to judge

So, now you're on their side!

So, uh, Mr. Mackey, what methods do you use

So, what are you guys working on?

So, where are we headed? Perhaps we should get some food.

So, you are trying to block me, huh?

So, you think you can block me?

So, you're doing this because of indigenous peoples

So?

So...

Some asshole went and convinced the school board

Some concern

Some day, maybe you'll have a girlfriend

Some gentlemen have asked to speak

Some kind of device in my ears.

Some of us actually care to confront the problem.

Some people like you still possess

Some scientists believe the study of water bears

Somebody is messing with our Facebook page.

Somebody is out there trying to get me in trouble.

Somebody shut it down.

Somebody's finally doing something

Somebody's going to have to open the door,

Someone else who was in the witch's club

Someone has to do what's right!

Someone's gotta go flush him out.

Somethin' that was Goddamn dignified!

Sometimes feelings do arise

Sometimes it works to be on her side for a minute.

Sometimes you criticize each other,

Son of a bitch. We just might have ourselves some fans.

Soon they're gonna be coming after me.

Soon you'll be in Heaven,

Sorry, folks, sorry.

Sorry! I won't interrupt.

Sorry. I'll be right back.

Soy protein, and just Y You gotta taste this.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan

Special Ed class isn't for another two hours.

Special Ed Science Fair project I've ever seen!

Spiderman, cut down in his prime by Demerol,

Sportscaster #1: A beautiful night for football

Sportscaster #2: And a record sellout crowd

Spreading lies how?

Stan and Kyle will wait inside the Ross Dress for Less

Stan is having a viewing party, honey!

Stan wanted us to take him to the pumpkin patch.

Stan, can I talk to you for a minute?

Stan, grandpa has a lot of needs

Stan, I have to deal with my mom

Stan, it's not right that people celebrate a man

Stan, we told you we don't want to be involved.

Stan, you're okay!

STAN: Come on, you guys.

Stan: Guys!

Stan: We got to take matters into our own hands. None of us are safe.

Stan's right. This might fall on us.

Standing there with a big smile on your face.

Starting right now.

Step back! I'll do it! I swear to God!

Stephen, you can't turn on your own kind.

Stephen's a bad witch!

Still no word from the president

Stop calling me that! Can I finish?!

Stop distracted driving?

Stop it.

Stop preaching facts to me!

Stop pretending, Randy.

Strong Woman: You may enter.

Strong.

Students and parents,

Students need to focus on people thinking about dying.

Students, faculty, and staff,

Studies have shown they can survive lava

Successful enough to get chicks.

Suck my asshole.

Suicide is serious.

Suicide prevention pot luck, everybody.

Sup, witches?!

Sure, everyone else has problems,

Sure, Kyle. What's up?

Sure, Stephen.

Sure. Why not? I'm here.

Surprise, Grandpa.

Sweet. Come on... Come on...

Sweetheart, you made me late to the pumpkin patch, remember?

Sweetheart! Piece of shit!

Sweetie, the president is doing the best job he can.

Take a look into the microscope.

Take a look!

Take a look. Someone is systematically

Take it down!

Take it to the people

Take off his blindfold.

Take suicide seriously enough and we need to raise awareness.

Taking these finger sandwiches to the trash.

Talk about appropriate ways we can talk in the workplace.

Talk to all the grownups you know

Talking about fighting evil.

Talking about me again!

Targeting our Facebook followers

Tearing down the foundation of everything I know.

Tell me! You have to tell me!

Tell you what, we're gonna go somewhere fun

Terrance and Phillip are Canada's largest export!

Test 42 A is successful!

Than just old people pushing pills.

Than knowing that your girlfriend who broke up with you

Than to cause harm.

Thank you, Billy.

Thank you, Craig.

Thank you, PC Principal.

Thank you, right.

Thank you.

Thank you. [ Laughs ]

Thank you. It is a great honor

Thank you. Lo Lovely flowers. Thank you.

Thank youuuuu...

Thanks for calling.

Thanks for coming, everyone.

Thanks for coming, kids.

Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Thanks for having me, buddy.

Thanks for having me, Tom.

Thanks for taking the kids out, Ms. Cartman.

Thanks, everyone, for helping us celebrate Marcus' birthday.

Thanks, everyone. All right. Listen up.

Thanks. Hey, guys

That That's, uh

That actually doesn't make any sense.

That are outrageously overfunded.

That blue Science Fair Ribbon is as good as ours.

That can help you find out

That can't even get a show on Netflix.

That caused his untimely death.

That celebrates a guy who murdered Native Americans.

That Columbus Day is racist and should be eliminated.

That dirty whore!

That embraces meanness,

That goes back twenty some odd years?!

That has joined our faculty. Her name is Strong Woman.

That he is started to make his own

That I realize how indigenous I've been acting all along.

That I was wrong to say a relationship is 50/50.

That I'm actually 4.2% Cherokee Indian.

That is coming from the administration

That is killing artists, then you better cough it up.

That it can make a lot of money.

That it wasn't dumb.

That just might be our future.

That kind of mean, degrading, Canadian trash.

That maybe you were somewhat overly excited

That might bring the integrity of this school into question.

That must be horrible to feel that way!

That no matter what it took we would make shit loads of money.

That North Korea doesn't have the guts to attack us!

That only goes to special needs students?

That over a million Canadians

That seems kind of ridiculous, doesn't it?

That sounds so insurmountable, though.

That South Park Elementary

That suicide prevention becomes this entire town's

That the person Heidi wants to be is still in here

That the President has... eaten them.

That the president was going to get her.

That the school calendar committee

That they're the victim in a relationship.

That this could imply. Why do you need to open the door?

That was awesome, baby. I love you.

That was shared over 1,000 times on Facebook.

That was wiped out by homo sapiens.

That water bears are the the key to our future.

That we can't provide him here.

That we think would be great for Netflix.

That were showing signs of intelligence.

That what I'm looking for is a better place for everybody.

That won't help anything! North Korea wants us dead!

That you are actually 2.8 % Neanderthal,

That you dressed up as Columbus for our wedding,

That you find... remotely redeeming?

That you have told me about.

That you three turd balls don't.

That you're about 43% Northern European,

That... That okay?

That'll never happen.

That's a bit crossin' the line commenting

That's all you know is how to be mean and

That's because you don't understand

That's been on Facebook lately.

That's bullshit!

That's correct.

That's enough, Cartman.

That's fine. What's your style?

That's great, Nancy. Now, put down your phone.

That's great! I'm glad you guys think suicide is so funny!

That's great. You wanna come eat with me?

That's it. Get off my property!

That's just That's doorknob cum.

That's just my grandson. He He's worthless.

That's not going to work on me anymore.

That's not true, Wilson.

That's not true.

That's pretty cool.

That's pretty sweet.

That's right, you!

That's right! The Science Fair is this weekend,

That's right.

That's right. I'm PC Principal.

That's right. The science fair

That's the best one yet! Oh, you guys, I swear this is the greatest thing ever!

That's the spirit, Dave! Come on!

That's trying to locate the president,

That's what I said your family lives in a trailer.

That's what I thought!

That's what liars do!

That's what matters.

That's what the guy gave me!

That's what these witch pursuit thingies do, okay?

That's why I say...

That's why we had it transferred to VHS.

That's why we here at Netflix are thrilled to be working

That's why we now have young kids

That's why you have to go further, Marcus.

That's you right there,

The attention of North Korea,

The birthday entertainer's anal cavities.

The bitch is crazy. What am I supposed to do?

The bomb dropped by the U.S. President

The choice is yours, Heidi!

The complaint states that your protest has resulted in damages

The Coon VS SuperCraig movie

The desk of an oval office.

The Earth wasn't big enough for Neanderthals,

The Ferris wheel!

The Galtmans do not believe

The government?

The head bitch of the nursing home

The hell you talkin' bout, boy?

The hokey pokey!

The hokey pokey?

The human interest cupcake story

The kids really respect her.

The latest approval ratings.

The little rascal apparently made a dent

The man who convinced you to cancel Columbus Day

The more people are getting turned off by football.

The more reports that come out,

The most amazing, perfect, beautiful woman...

The National Guard?!

The news media in North Korea

The NFL, of course, working really hard to reach new viewers,

The only good water bears are dead water bears.

The only thing I wanna know is

The people from the DNA test called!

The people that come in to make sure everything's

The petting zoo's cl The petting zoo is closed?

The place you said your friends smashed your phone

The president is in the White House,

The president is on the loose again.

The president is tanking.

The president just called Kim Jong un a fat midget.

The president of the United States

The president!

The president! He tweeted about me!

The president! I saw him!

The president? I saw him, too.

The Principal and the Vice Principal!

The Principal and Vice Principal are, like...together.

The projects you've been working on!

The protesters say they're not giving up and are demanding

The real douche bags who profit from all this.

The renowned entertainer beloved by millions!

The same shit that's been going on!

The seriousness of our situation

The song is about his feelings

The Special Ed department!

The Special Ed Science Fair is our only hope!

The Special Ed Science Fair is turning into a love fest

The special needs science fair.

The spider's great.

The subject died of a simple overdose.

The sun is just starting to come up, and then...

The term "subservient" has several uses.

The thing is...

The toxic environment that's been created.

The truth is out there.

The Turners' daughter? Yeah...

The U.S. President must answer for his crime.

The water bears are thrilled to be here,

The water bears have changed again.

The water bears we've been working with

The water bears we've trained are starting

The water bears!

The way they did.

The way those girls bit their bottom lips

The Whites still support the president!

The Whites!

The whole town really is on a witch pursuit thing.

The witch has been spotted at Ross Dress for Less!

The...There's... Ugh...

Then break up with her!

Then for what?

Then I guess both our countries better be prepared.

Then I shall wait here to learn the coroner's findings!

Then maybe I can get my head off of her, all right?!

Then soon we will all be poor

Then speak with Marsh yourself.

Then that's what I'll do.

Then the NFL truly has no hope.

Then they are the key to our survival, boys.

Then this guy came along

Then we'll give you lots of space to entertain

Then you need to change how you eat, right?

Then you should know it's name!

There are falsehoods about us on Facebook that are not true!

There has to be a way we can

There is a door in front of us.

There is an epidemic in our community, sir!

There was a witch and you had me dress up like Gretel and...

There was an irregularity with your test.

There were drugs in the crochet pillow, weren't there?

There will be war the likes of which you have never seen.

There, there, Mrs. McGullicutty.

There, there, Tweek. Everything is gonna be okay.

There's a war on Christmas!

There's a witch!

There's always two sides. Okay?

There's an investigation.

There's been a lot of hurting in our country lately.

There's five others on our block!

There's got to be a reason she sticks by him.

There's gotta be a way I can...

There's Jimmy trying to one up me.

There's like a persistent kind of a...ringing going on.

There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes.

There's more deaths now because of people

There's never a dull moment...

There's no time for that.

There's not a Can I finish please?!

There's nothing illegal about what I'm doing.

There's nothing we can do for him.

There's one more little girl!

There's plenty of other places you can go, sir.

There's probably someone right now at this school

There's some kind of...

There's something else we can try.

There's stuff I never told you.

There's witches everywhere! Holy moly!

Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off

Theresa, get over it.

These are Ike's toy binoculars!

These Canadians are in the way of that world

These heroes will stand together and re

These Hummels hold a special power with old people.

These Hummels suck!

These kids need to have access

These numbers are so low that we might just have an out.

These people are victims too, Marcus.

These results could be really interesting.

These water bears are different.

They account for 80% of our gross national product!

They all got to go!

They all live in the same city.

They always make things someone else's fault.

They appear to be interested in the box!

They are going to nuke us.

They can't be together! They're co workers!

They can't do this! We made plans!

They can't do this.

They don't deserve the credit.

They don't even acknowledge they happened?

They don't get to see all his good qualities.

They dook er jer!

They found the President!

They have little tiny rice balls."

They have nuclear missiles! Aah! Aah!

They have to know this isn't my fault!

They haven't seen Tweek or Craig since yesterday.

They just canceled Columbus Day.

They make everyone go crazy.

They make you work like a dog

They need a break!"

They say it's real.

They say she blew up the pumpkin patch.

They say you can even drink the Beyond Gravy by itself

They took our jobs!

They want to get help? For what?

They were just children.

They what?!

They will literally buy anything people pitch them.

They would lose the support of China,

They'll get my side of the story right!

They'll just see me

They'll listen to me.

They're all in here! See?

They're all ready for some football,

They're coming after you!

They're doing a memorial service with speeches and crying.

They're fiercely loyal to their country.

They're full of shit, Heidi.

They're gonna be coming after you, too, Sharon!

They're gonna get all the fame and glory.

They're gonna get me, Craig! Look at what's on CNN!

They're gonna get me! Tweek. Tweek. Tweek.

They're just doing their own witch pursuit thingy now.

They're just trying to get attention.

They're not going to start a war they can't win.

They're on their way over. You want to come down?

They're spreading all these lies

They're together!

They've actually evolved to the point of doing

They've all been researching water bears, too!

They've changed!

They've taken everything else!

Things are different now.

Things are finally turning around

Think about the NFL

Think about what they could mean for science,

Think again."

Think girls are amazing and smart and beautiful.

Think so, and we are joined by their leader, Kyle Broflovski.

Thinking about killing himself, and it's not funny.

Third world country?! How dare you!

This a violation of our human rights!

This all happen again.

This guy is going around

This is a quiet little town and...

This is a violation of my rights.

This is affecting us our whole school.

This is an outrage!

This is bullcrap!

This is bullshit.

This is how we're going to get rid of Heidi.

This is it.

This is like a witch...thingie.

This is madness!

This is real bad.

This is really fun! No worries!

This is the end, Kyle.

This is the end, Kyle. It's you or me!

This is the leader of the Millennials Against Canada.

This is the place

This is the place where I ended it all, remember?

This is the President.

This is where I threw my phone off the bridge

This is where our whole relationship started, asshole!

This is where you brought me on Halloween. Remember?

This isn't over!

This job is degrading and menial!

This one simply protesting for black lives.

This puts the president four points below

This science fair is supposed to finally make us

This science fair...

This seems like a bad place to be right now.

This should be good, you guys! [ Laughs ]

This shows that we actually found

This week, we'll be hearing

This weekend.

This whole country's going to shit!

This witch pursuit thing has you on a witch pursuit thing now!

This year, Tim Tim and I

Those are the ones who can finally turn this thing around!

Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience.

Those things are replacing us!

Though the comments seem divisive,

Thought we'd stop by to see how

Thrown away by society and forgotten about.

Tim Tim and me have been training the water bears

Time is running out.

Timmy and I have gathered thousands of water bears.

Timmy: Timmy! They are one of nature's

Timmy!

To anybody.

To avoid that kind of talk altogether.

To be here amongst all of you.

To be part of our cinematic universe?

To be part of the solution..

To be pissed of at the world.

To bring down the people who took him from you

To change British Colombia to just British.

To come to a complete stop.

To convince you he's dangerous.

To counteract this, it is my firm belief

To crochet pillows.

To determine what's true and what isn't on Facebook.

To die from this epidemic.

To display social advancements!

To entertain all your friends and family.

To even get this meeting with you?

To everything they need.

To feel a little in charge of me again.

To feel completely screwed over by society.

To fight crime as part of a superhero team.

To find Mark Zuckerberg sitting on my toilet!

To fuck with our superhero franchise?

To get shows that were toxic taken down.

To give you a more open concept with space to entertain.

To give you an open concept.

To have grandpa in that place?

To hell with you, Columbus, you

To know that they can talk to me about anything.

To lure her into.

To make a smaller footprint on the environment.

To make humans more impervious to concussions.

To my shopping list.

To not be on your phone.

To open Kelly and Micah's kitchen to the living room.

To our community about our problems!

To our new vice principal Strong Woman.

To pay the bills for that place

To preach your political views to my children?!

To respond to different sound waves.

To respond to this, we're now joined

To reward him lunch

To sacrifice Stephen to the devil.

To say we ain't gonna take it no more!

To set something up for you.

To speak with the president of the United States.

To stand with their country.

To start taking our brand and run it through the gutter.

To supply Chuck E. with the opioids

To take on the roll of vice principal at this school.

To taking funds for her foundation

To talk to our wives and prepare them, all right?

To tell me what happened to my people, huh?

To tell me what this Hummel is called.

To temporarily jack up the second floor

To the North Koreans. [ Groans ]

To the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend or if you wanted us

To things a month in advance?

To think that what you were doing might attract the witch?

To track the president down and have him safely removed.

To try and make them fans.

To use your style over mine.

To watch on Saturday but kids' cartoons?

To your shopping list!

Today as they demand the censorship of entertainment.

Today we're going to have a performance

Today, I'm happy to announce

Today, we are facing

Together: Ohh!

Token, he's freezing. Come on in out of the snow.

Token, pleeeeease.

TOKEN: "How are my approval ratings?"

Tomorrow night, we'll be having a memorial service

Tonight with my friends!

Tonight, one of our students has put together a song

Took our jobs!

Took out the entire city of Toronto

Totally.

Towards the current political climate with North Korea.

Toxicology report shows subject

Translator: Today the great country of North Korea...

Truly are different.

Trust me, I hate Cartman as much as any of you.

Try the try the Beyond Mashed Potatoes and Gravy too.

Try to get out from his responsibilities.

Trying to bring sunshine into your lives!

Trying to do a home renovation show here.

Tupperware, our black superhero,

Turning this school around

Turns out I'm not totally white.

Tweek is so not scared he's at an amusement park

Tweek will single handedly go to North Korea

Tweek, calm down.

Tweek, honey, all week, you've been freaking out,

Tweek, North Korea isn't bombing anyone.

Tweek, of course, the young boy

Tweek: Cartman and his girlfriend are fighting again!

Tweek! Tweek, h here's your fidget spinner!

Tweek! Tweek, use your brain.

Tweek! What's going on?

Tweek. Aah!

Tweek..

Tweek's having a panic attack.

Ugh, no, thanks.

Ugh!

Ugh! What are we doing here, Craig?

Ugh.

Ugh. [ Sighs ]

Ugh. Gah! Just because of one bad witch,

Ugh. Ugh. Hold on.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. And is that semen on your black eye?

Uh huh. Hang Hang on. I'm gonna call you back.

Uh huh. That's what I thought.

Uh huh. You sound like a ******* Mother.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Trouble in paradise?

Uh, excuse me?!

Uh, here you go.

Uh, I can't.

Uh, listen, uh

Uh, maybe he's not super qualified to be with you.

Uh, Mr. Marsh, you know

Uh, no. Mr. and Mrs. White,

Uh, Saturday is the science fair,

Uh, sorry, children aren't really allowed in autopsies.

Uh, they're just walking around, and Oh, wait!

Uh, uh... ba back to you, Tom.

Uh, we sort of have some bigger problems

Uh, what?

Uh, why don't we head back to the party and cut the cake?

Uh, yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at skewl.

Uh, yes, hello, we have an idea for a show

Uh, yes.

Uh...no. What Happened?

Uh...okay, no problem.

Uhh, yeah, like what? Racism?

Um, are we still on for lunch?

Umm...

Unh unh. No "buts."

Unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg

Unless you all start taking it seriously.

Until now.

Until phase three. Shut up, SuperCraig.

Usually go out and disrespect the flag and stuff?

Uthnod borall! Uthnod alverndaraal!

Vegan options for everything.

Vice Principal Woman, I need to ask you something.

Vice Principal Woman?

Victims of a way bigger game

Viewing possible targets for a nuclear strike

W We aren't the government.

W Why, Mark Zuckerberg?

Wah! So, this is the Coon and Friends

Wait a minute...

Wait, Cartman said he was gonna kill himself?

Wait, come back! What's wrong?!

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck are you talking about?

Wait, wait. You mean he's actually her superior

Wait! Wait!

Wanted everyone to witness my test.

Was found ****d and executed.

Was it from Stan Marsh?

Was it?

Was that I would fuck everyone to death, remember?

Watching and observing,

Watching Heidi get her bitch ass kicked!

Water bears are water dwelling, eight legged micro animals.

Way healthier than any of you!

We all agree with the president!

We all agreed not to feed him so he'd go away.

We all get your point,

We all laughed while they...

We all saw "It" and "Stranger Things."

We all want the old Heidi back.

We all wrongly see ourselves as the victim sometimes,

We are a superhero group

We are adorable children

We are adorable children here to entertain old people.

We are canceling the Special Ed Science Fair.

We are Coon Friends because we care about each other,

We are here with our student of the day

We are just kids trying to have our voices heard for

We are Millennials Against Canada!

We are very, very excited.

We aren't going to shoot him.

We believe in each other, don't we?

We both have to make it work.

We broke up, and he called saying he was about to do it.

We can all work together, here.

We can do anything!

We can sneak into an old folks home,

We can't destroy him, can we?

We can't do that, Mr. President.

We can't find our dads either!

We can't keep doing this.

We can't let the president know about this.

We could be so happy.

We couldn't be happier with the selection we've made,

We demand this kind of bullying

We didn't all agree! You all agreed!

We do.

We don't even have one movie yet!

We don't want to censor it,

We don't want to create a panic,

We enjoy turning people's dreams into reality.

We found his hideout. There.

We found nothing else except for two Hummels

We fucking dare you!'"

We good? M'kay.

We got Google Home at my house.

We got him. We got the son of a bitch.

We got it, everybody!

We got one of 'em! [Cheering]

We got the fat girl.

We got the west entrance to town secure.

We got to do something to get rid of her!

We got you your favorite entertainer.

We gotta find them before something even stupider happens.

We gotta get outta here!

We gotta get you back on track!

We gotta steal this lady's Hummel collection

We gotta try.

We had no idea what was going on!

We had to get rid of the Alexa.

We have a lot of work to do here, I intend to do it quickly.

We have a new agent of chaos.

We have a nice booth set up for you.

We have a real shot at starting our franchise,

We have a reservation.

We have a right to protest, Your Honor!

We have Jimbob now.

We have movies planned for the bad guy!

We have some drinks.

We have to come to school on Monday!

We have to come to school on Monday.

We have to communicate to make sure that we respect each other's feelings.

We have to do something! Do something! Do something!

We have to get out of here!

We have to help that girl.

We have to see if these water bears

We haven't gotten the President out of here.

We hope you can all bring your families.

We hope you can enjoy some nice old people music.

We hope you enjoyed Crazy Cars

We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town.

We invited you to come speak

We just gotta hunker down and stick together here!

We just need to get the Netflix series

We just want to get rid of it!

We just wanted to remind you that this weekend

We just wanted to see if you have transportation

We just wanted you to come

We know where you live,

We know you took those children.

We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized

We must replicate these water bears to create more!

We named it that well before these guys decided

We need better '80s' music than that.

We need everyone to try and stay calm.

We need everyone working on Jimmy and Timmy's project.

We need to call everyone on this list.

We need to do the test again.

We need to get our backpacks and go out to woods

We need to keep going, guys.

We need to strike while the iron is hot.

We need to talk, Eric, even if it isn't fun.

We promise that we will not let anything happen

We put harmless spells on our wives.

We read about on your school message board?

We seriously thought you might marry that piece of shit!

We still have some training to do,

We still on for recess? Yup, I'll be there.

We understand that you're about to have a science fair

We used to sit in the park and talk for hours.

We used to snuggle all the time,

We want our kids to have to go to school!"

We want to be absolutely sure

We wanted to find a powerful, intelligent,

We was tryin' to kill 'em!

We were able to obtain something else

We were just hangin' out and talkin' and stuff,

We were just messing around.

We were just trying to have a nice lunch

We were shocked to read that a young African American boy

We will be showing the destructive force

We will make this papier mâché volcano explode!

We won't be so indigenous the rest of the year.

We would have never even hung out.

We wouldn't need to take a short cut,

We wouldn't!

We'd like to go right into six episodes

We'll all help you.

We'll help you.

We'll just see about this!

We'll make way more money on our franchise!

We'll see how this goes, okay?

We'll see you later man, g good luck.

We're about to be drowning in muff.

We're all about to get killed!

We're all gonna be missing soon!

We're all gonna die!

We're all gonna die!!

We're at Mimi Thompson's party.

We're co workers who are in love.

We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.

We're done for.

We're getting a lot of attention, Eric.

We're getting rid of all the Columbus stuff in this house!

We're gonna be handing out padlocks like this one

We're gonna be up to our ears in pussy.

We're gonna beat him at his own game.

We're gonna cut off your dick!

We're gonna do some role playing, m'all right,

We're gonna get your mind off politics and have some fun.

We're gonna go set off fireworks at Kenny's house.

We're gonna have lots of games and face painting,

We're gonna have some guest speakers

We're gonna miss the first night of the party.

We're gonna win the science fair for sure.

We're having a talk with that school in the morning.

We're here to help however we can.

We're here to put an end to you, Chaos!

We're just glad you finally came to your senses!

We're just innocent children!

We're never going to make any money, you guys.

We're never gonna have a superhero franchise!

We're not all gonna die. You're overreacting.

We're not gonna keep telling you we told you so!

We're not like Chip, okay? He's a bad witch!

We're on the verge of a breakthrough here.

We're protesting big corporations turning to automation.

We're putting a stop to you, Stephen!

We're running out of time.

We're shutting it down!

We're supposed to stop a tradition

We're trying to deal with an actual witch.

We're trying to get psyched to destroy evil.

We're trying to help people, and it's impossible

We're with...the NFL.

We're, uh... just wondering

We've been experimenting with water bears

We've been hit with anthem protests,

We've been working through the night

We've certainly been through a lot,

We've done it, Mimsey.

We've forced your little toady to shut down

We've found Hummels in nearly all

We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift.

We've got until tomorrow morning

We've let all this distract us from what's important.

We've renovated over 45 homes in Park County, Colorado.

Welcome back to the land of the living!

Welcome to Netflix, you sons a bitches! Yeah!

Welcome to Netflix.

Well not really,

Well you know Mount Evans is always nice.

Well, besides being super f f fast,

Well, bunny, we still Snuggle!

Well, Darryl, what do you think?

Well, don't you guys see what this means?

Well, guys, what happened? Change of heart?

Well, Heidi is there a problem

Well, Heidi, if we'd been on time

Well, hello there, ladies.

Well, hello there, little girl.

Well, hello, gentlemen.

Well, how can you expect students to commit

Well, how nice. That's a little more like it.

Well, I got the Jack.

Well, I just have a problem

Well, I just said how I just used Facebook like Russia did

Well, I looked,

Well, I tried it, and you were right.

Well, I was just [ Sniffles ]

Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit.

Well, I'm sorry that I'm actually in control

Well, it is real, and now you've got the space in hour home,

Well, it was really great seeing you, Dad.

Well, it's just a little too odd.

Well, it's just such a natural approach, m'kay.

Well, it's not our problem.

Well, just change the name of your show then.

Well, just skip to the next song, man.

Well, look, we all know there's

Well, maybe I don't wanna feel better right now!

Well, maybe make it 4:30 if you're bringing the costumes.

Well, Mr. Marsh, we came because

Well, now I'm gonna finally fight back!

Well, see ya, fellas!

Well, she seems to be acclimating fine, m'kay.

Well, should we order now?

Well, that doesn't mean he's done anything illegal.

Well, the Neanderthals were actually a species

Well, the thing is, Mr. President,

Well, the Whites have been here since the beginning!

Well, then could you invite Heidi, please?

Well, then you should have those things taken down.

Well, then, goodbye!

Well, they're pissed off because their country sucks,

Well, to each their own, I suppose.

Well, to hell with all of you!

Well, uh, we did get your DNA results back this morning.

Well, uh, we've been trying some different foods lately,

Well, unfortunately this week

Well, we did it guys!

Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano.

Well, we were thinking that we'd do a show

Well, we've just about had it you...

Well, well, what have we here?

Well, well. Mr. Marsh.

Well, what do you know how to make?

Well, what do you mean?

Well, what kind of job did you think you were gonna get?

Well, yeah, no, it's great.

Well, you did create a platform

Well, you got to do something.

Well, you know he he actually had some good qualities too.

Well, you know, like, some of us are thinking that,

Well, you need to get Hummels

Well?

Well...I guess.

Welp, I think, uh... I think I got some stuff to do at home.

Were all part of the same witch group! We asked our moms,

Were killed in the nuclear blast.

Were ****d and then eradicated by you

Weren't sure whether to call me Miss Woman or just Strong.

Wh What is she talking about? What's the quiet room?

Wh wha what are you talking about?

Wh What do you mean, Nathan?

Wh What?

Wha

Wha What?

Wha What's wrong, dude?

Wha, da, da, da, da. Bam!

Wha? What are you talking about?

Whaaaaat?! [ Farts ]

What Excuse me, this is our car.

What How

What What's in the box?

What about humanity?

What about the Columbus figurine salt and pepper shakers?

What am I supposed to do? He's your boyfriend, dude.

What are all these numbers?

What are bent pits?

What are the water bears doing?

What are we gonna do, guys?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing, Grandpa?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do? What can you do?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you pissed off about?

What are you talking about?! [ Door opens ]

What are you up to?

What did the black lawyer say to the Muslim priest?

What did you find, coroner?

What did you pick out, Sharon?

What did you say?!

What did you say?! That's what I'm talking about!

What do I want?!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? Of course I am.

What do you mean?! I just got here!

What do you say?

What do you see now?

What do you think?

What do you want me to do, Billy?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want, Kyle?

What do you want?

What exactly do you want?

What have you done with her?

What have you done with the children?

What Heidi did was more like a momentary loss of all sanity.

What if I told you I could get you all jobs?

What if those kids are hanging out with our kids?

What indigenous means, you frickin' idiot?

What is a holiday?

What is it, SuperCraig?

What is it?

What is it? What did you find?

What is it?!

What is love?

What is that?!

What is that?! I'm not sure.

What is the creepiest place in town?

What is this car's style?

What it must to protect itself!

What keeps driving her back to him?

What made you attracted to his work?

What makes you think you can?

What makes you, you?

What on Earth was that?!

What social advancements?

What someone posted on their Instagram!

What the Principal and Vice Principal...?

What the Someone is in my room!

What the Who are you?

What the hell are you all doing?!

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you talking about?

What the hell do you want me to do?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is going on?!

What the hell is that about?

What the hell is that?

What the hell was that all about?

What the hell?!

What the President said about Asians now?

What the...

What they did to Kathy Griffin.

What they're doing is important.

What those results have to say.

What time are the other guys getting there?

What time is it, dude?

What was Mark Zuckerberg's point?

What was that!?

What was your girlfriend wearing?

What was your reasoning?

What we're thinking here is taking out the wall

What we're thinking is to take out the wall between the kitchen and living room

What we're trying to do here

What you have in your hand is very special.

What you have with Heidi

What, are you actually talking online to these asswipes?!

What, babe? [ Normal voice ] I said it's time

What, I look fat?

What, you found something there you didn't expect to find?

What?

What? I saw them at the park today holding hands.

What? Oh, no...

What? They got him!

What? What do you mean what's going on?!

What? What? What the hell was that?

What? What?!

What? You were so right...

What?!

What?! Gary Borkovec? Is he dead?

What?! It's a fidget spinner.

What?! Oh, forget it!

What?! What What are you doing?

What?! Why would he say that?!

What?! Why?! You still have a house!

What'd I do?

What'd you do with the children?

What'd you find, Kyle?

What's a Jimbob?

What's best for your daughter? I mean, really?

What's black and white and dead all over?

What's bringing you in today?

What's going on in nya?

What's going on?

What's going on? Nothing, Mom.

What's happened?

What's he saying?

What's it matter where they come from?

What's that gonna solve?

What's that got to do with anything, Bob? Come on.

What's that? I was just elected president?

What's the fascination with Hummels?

What's the matter? Too f f fast for you?

What's the point, Sharon?

What's the present?

What's the use, Darryl?

What's this all about?

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with supporting them, they're our friends?

Whatever happened to people jobs?!

Whatever. It's Saturday, and I'm not in school.

When Canada is attacked, they all join in the fight.

When I add some simple baking soda.

When I read it, you know, first, I was like,

When I said Science Fair?

When I was born, my parents knew I was different.

When I'm dealing with my mom,

When it comes to saving your own ass.

When someone defecated on the statue earlier today.

When the guys find out about this.

When the President referred to the people of Saudi Arabia

When they find out how stoked we were on Columbus?

When they get behind the wheel.

When we all became superheroes, we took an oath

When we start pointing the finger

When we're alone, okay?

When your country starts needing money.

Whenever there's a drug epidemic,

Where all good scientists learn from Octonauts.

Where are they?

Where did you get that?

Where did you get the drugs, Peppa?

Where do the Hummels go, Peppa?

Where do you think you're going?

Where kids can have that day off."

Where laughter doesn't come at someone else's expense,

Where people can live freely without fear of being farted on.

Where Phillip and I are on a farm.

Where Stan gets his guilt trips from.

Where the fuck did you learn about these things?

Where the North Koreans appear to have fired a missile

Where they're so loose

Where we will all [ Alarm blares ]

Which is fairly high.

Which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually

Which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein

Which we don't, there's no way

While I'm forced to work my ass off!

While we all sit here and lose our jobs!

While You Know Who is in office!

White people in black robes,

Who are seeking damages...

Who are you?! What do you want?!

Who cares about a witch?!

Who cares what everyone else thinks?

Who could eat cake at a time like this?!

Who did?

Who does that bitch think she is?!

Who got the attention of Kim Jong Un last week.

Who have been spending the past several days

Who invited him here?

Who is preying upon our town.

Who is said to have loved the cupcakes so much

Who is this?

Who profited from Chuck E.'s addiction.

Who said, "No! Stay off our land!

Who stabbed Jessica Alba?

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell let this guy talk to the school counsel?

Who the S S S Sam Hell is that?

Who told me all the things I wanted to hear,

Who turned you into this, Heidi?

Who wiped out millions of people

Who would deliberately use Facebook

Who would want to put their penis in a co worker?!

Who's ever had inappropriate feelings for a co worker?

Who's getting the school to cancel Columbus Day?

Who's leading the search.

Who's together?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

Whoa, whoa. Not cool, Rick. Not cool!

Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off with a Netflix series?

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. What is going on in nya?

Whoever has the best Hummel collection

Whoever has the best Hummels controls the nursing home.

Why are all acting like nothing's wrong?!

Why are senior citizens so infatuated

Why are you all just sitting there?!

Why are you here talking to me

Why are you just sitting there doing nothing?!

Why are you protecting him?

Why are you so closed minded?

Why can't you admit he's a loser?

Why do you act like this all the time?!

Why do you care? Do you like Heidi?

Why do you have to be so logical?!

Why does he keep making it worse?!

Why is it that the school allows funding

Why not give it a try?

Why not?

Why not? Eric Cartman is a horrible person.

Why these water bears are different,

Why would he do that?! Did you see that?!

Why would he say that?! He's making everything worse!

Why would I be mad?

Why you decided to drink 20,000 micro animals

Why you stopped following us on Instagram.

Why, yes I am. How about a snickerdoodle?

Why?

Why'd you dress up like him?

Why's this happening to me?!

Wickus...stayfallo

Will make YOU the head bitch in this place?!

Will not celebrate Columbus Day this year.

Will set off a series of explosions that will

Will still be a holiday.

Will you assholes knock it off?!

Will you get out of here?!

Will you please stop saying that?!

Wilson Aubrey?

Wilson Aubrey? Yeah.

Wiped out... all of my people?

With a 4x6 LVL structural beam.

With a cow.

With a monetary incentive

With a pickup option at the end of three.

With a whopping 17 million in attendance!

With a witch flying around!

With all vegetables and plants.

With an updated kitchen island and bar stools, which...

With every every guy who has a dick and a deathwish?

With Facebook. It's gone. Like...

With her rendition of "Wheels on the Bus."

With just three ships, he sailed over

With some songs to take you down memory lane.

With some very interesting experiments.

With Special Ed science.

With super human speed in our franchise.

With the damage you've caused, because you're both grounded!

With the North Korean dictator,

With the power and fury of Mount Kilauea!

With the principal and vice principal.

With the racist people of this city.

With the Tupperware prequel. Dude, you can't do a prequel first.

With the water bears on our own

With these guys waving a Confederate flag every chance they get.

With these little German statues?

With this "don't be on your phone when driving" crap.

With those outdated cupboards out of the way,

With vinegar and baking soda,

With you being the judge this weekend?

With you two comedy geniuses, Terrance and Phillip.

Without making Butters a drug dealer.

Without your people always trying to get ahead.

WOMAN: [ Screams ] Help!

Woman: Shut up, and get off the podium!

Woman.

Would just collapse!

Would you like to buy some chimichangas?

Would you like to go over them?

Wouldn't have even gotten smarter in the first place.

Wouldn't you like to know the story of you?

Wow, look at this, Tim Tim.

Wow, you studied Solomon?

Wow! What a t t terrific audience.

Wow.

Wrong! It's called Stormy Weather.

Y you sure we should mess with Jimmy and Timmy's

Y You're not the government?

Yeah don't make up excuses

Yeah I got what you wanted.

Yeah right, like they'll handle anything.

Yeah uh, digit, we've never done this before,

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his voice is dubbed

Yeah, and it turns out our dads and the bad witch

Yeah, and you guys get wasted.

Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie.

Yeah, but what are we gonna do?

Yeah, but, Dad, you seem to be really stoked on Columbus.

Yeah, but... here's you

Yeah, Butters. God!

Yeah, dude, he's dead.

Yeah, dude. It's civil war. Fuck you.

Yeah, get meaner, Kenny. Meaner like how, dude?

Yeah, go fuck yourself, retard.

Yeah, Grandpa.

Yeah, grievance counseling that sounds super fun

Yeah, I agree it's awful!

Yeah, I got a real cape this year.

Yeah, I got there early, too.

Yeah, I guess we kind of shot ourselves in the foot, huh, boss?

Yeah, I just think, you know, we need to let off some steam

Yeah, I just use it sometimes.

Yeah, I know, but I just I was really excited about it,

Yeah, I mean, no offense, Heidi,

Yeah, I saw it in the theater.

Yeah, I think it will.

Yeah, I understand that, faggot.

Yeah, I'd probably go crazy and want to kill myself.

Yeah, I'm here to visit my grandpa.

Yeah, it was my favorite time of year.

Yeah, it was terrifying.

Yeah, it's kind of like jail.

Yeah, it's really good.

Yeah, like, trapped,

Yeah, listen this thing is kind of escalating.

Yeah, make sure everyone you know gets involved

Yeah, no, I've been ready for a couple hours now.

Yeah, no, we're not getting involved in that.

Yeah, no, yeah, I, uh

Yeah, no. Yeah, I know. I know.

Yeah, nobody believes in us.

Yeah, so? I'm a witch.

Yeah, sure, everyone gang up on the Neanderthal!

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, that's understandable.

Yeah, that's what it is!

Yeah, the vegan meat that's made

Yeah, this is a lot like that.

Yeah, this is sweet.

Yeah, Token, don't start ripping on me

Yeah, um, [clears throat] there's a new woman

Yeah, we got to save Halloween.

Yeah, we're okay!

Yeah, well, cool babe.

Yeah, yeah, it was good.

Yeah, yeah. I hear it.

Yeah, you can still maybe do the bouncy house.

Yeah, you didn't hear?

Yeah, you go over there, Stewart.

Yeah, you're you're not in school.

Yeah!

Yeah! Craig just has the wrong stuff.

Yeah! How you like that, bitch?!

Yeah! I don't have butt sex with antelopes,

Yeah! It's important!

Yeah! No kidding!

Yeah!! Yeah!

Yeah? Nothing illegal about us kicking your a a ass either.

Yeah? What What is it, Cartman?

Yeah? You racist piece of shit.

Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know what's going on.

Yeah. I just might be able to.

Yeah. In 1492, Columbus got us a day off school.

Yeah. It's Pandora. '80s channel.

Yeah. Kyle.

Yeah. Uh, babe I understand that you're pissed off,

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. Who's got the other stuff?

Yes, but Gary Borkovec is already dead.

Yes, but you see, because of some cross breeding,

Yes, Eric?

Yes, Eric. How can I help you?

Yes, fellas?

Yes, Francis?

Yes, Heidi! That's how much I love you.

Yes, hon?

Yes, honey, now, can we get going, please?

Yes, I am. It's over.

Yes, I did see that.

Yes, I understand.

Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the science fair?

Yes, it just came outta nowhere.

Yes, it's very touching, sweetheart.

Yes, Mackey, uh...

Yes, o okay. Okay. Yes, goodnight.

Yes, that's right. We are young prostitutes

Yes, there is.

Yes, they are, boys!

Yes, this is Millennials Against Canada.

Yes, we are just getting here.

Yes, we're ready to start right now.

Yes, yes, let's let's snuggle, yes.

Yes, you sir?

Yes, you're right, I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

Yes!

Yes! Yes, they're starting to adapt!

Yes?

Yes? What can I do for you?

Yes.

Yes. What is your question?

Yes. Yeah, we love coming here.

Yes. Yes, you do.

Yes. You're right, guys.

Yo, man, what you talkin' 'bout?

You all brought Mark Zuckerberg into your lives

You all should have thought harder about this

You all work 'em out.

You are a racist, fwiend!

You are about to make a shit load of money.

You are so up and down.

You are...acting... like a...bad girlfriend.

You betcha. Can't wait.

You better take it serious or he might actually do it.

You break up with me, I will kill myself!

You call this a car?

You called me a whore

You can always count on

You can be a little sneaky sometimes

You can be the victim.

You can either be a part of the solution or part of the problem.

You can just swab the inside of your mouth yourself

You can justify being awful.

You can put an end to this place,

You can see that the SuperCraig movie now precedes

You can usually trace it back to people who've been

You can't be nuanced and subtle anymore

You can't cancel the science fair.

You can't even talk about shooting him.

You can't even tell the difference

You can't keep saying, "We told you so,"

You can't mess with this shit

You can't possibly be considering doing this again!

You can't take away a day off.

You clearly can't stand her. Let the poor girl go!

You compromise, she compromises.

You controlled me and manipulated me

You didn't hear the announcement?

You didn't know you were slinging drugs for your grandpa?

You didn't say anything about it

You didn't text or anything.

You do not disrespect Strong Woman

You do one, Token!

You do what she says or you pay the price.

You do?

You doing okay, Heidi?

You don't have to get defensive.

You don't know 'cause you've never had a girlfriend, Kyle!

You don't know anything!

You don't know everything!

You don't need glitter lip gloss!

You don't understand Canadians.

You don't understand what it's like to live with it.

You don't understand!

You don't understand.

You don't understand. She has no time management skills whatsoever.

You don't want to know.

You dook er der!

You felt it wasn't strong enough, me saying it?

You finally come to visit and leave after 10 minutes.

You find this funny, Galtman?!

You fucked up my life, Mom! Fuck you!

You get the best pumpkins that way.

You get your paws off of me, young man!

You go against what she says, you end up in solitaire.

You go take cover with the kids!

You go with the plan.

You got it for me!

You got to tell people

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

You gotta calm down.

You gotta try this. It's called Beyond KFC.

You guys about done with the soup?

You guys be quiet.

You guys can all give up, but I'm not.

You guys know where all these illegal meds are coming from?

You guys said you would help me get rid of her!

You guys shouldn't criticize her so much

You guys want to see some real witchcraft?

You guys want to try it?

You guys, we have a big problem.

You guys! You guys!

You have a movie, Mysterion.

You have an urgent call from a Butters Stotch.

You have to do something!

You have to know it's not safe to have him here.

You have to overdo it in today's society, Stan.

You have to stop thinking about it.

You have to tell me! I can take it!

You have to understand, it was 2013.

You have to! I'm gonna kill myself, Heidi!

You haven't been dealing with it,

You hear that Mimsey?

You heard her! Move it people!

You heard me.

You heard nothing about this?!

You just choose to live in a city named for ethnic cleansing?

You just have to accept that Heidi's moved on.

You just have to demolish what's there and start over.

You just need a little quiet time.

You just tell me vegans are pussies,

You kids are absolutely awful.

You kids get inside somewhere.

You killed Swiper the Fox,

You know how hard I had to fight

You know it's little harder than I thought.

You know old lady farts, right?

You know what girls like? They like winners.

You know what I say we do?

You know what I think the problem is?

You know, I was just trying

You know, just getting a bunch of shit

You know, those shows can be really harmful.

You know, with the guy and the chick that had the wife beater on,

You know, you don't know what Eric's like

You know, you just look

You like the breakfast nook?

You live in a trailer park. It's not a big deal.

You live in Columbus, Ohio. Is that correct?

You look fantastic

You love your papa, don't you? [ Farts ]

You lying snake!

You made all this happen.

You make a mistake on your homework.

You make the rest of us look stupid?!

You maniacs?!

You mean like "Suicide Squad"?

You mean the kids I just read about in the news

You might be surprised.

You might need to ease up on the crack there, buddy.

You must feel trapped.

You need bent pits, nine in all,

You need to be a little more careful.

You need to know something, Heidi...

You need to listen to me.

You need to listen.

You people need to call it quits

You promised tonight we'd have a date night.

You promised we'd have a date night!

You read that on Facebook.

You really had to grab the mic out of my hand like that?

You really mean it?

You really that's going to bother people?

You really think I couldn't have handled that myself?

You really think you're different from us, Marsh,

You really thought stealing my Hummels

You said you wanted to do it, M'kay.

You saw it, too?

You saw the president?

You say that now, 'cause everyone's freaking out.

You say these things like they are my fault,

You see Mrs. McGullicutty over there?

You see what the president tweeted about it?

You see, there's a culture at this school

You see, what I've done, Adam,

You see, what they want is more people who are addicted.

You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook

You should go visit him.

You should have worked with me when you had the chance.

You should just tell me when you're mad.

You sound like a dying pig.

You sure?

You think Hillary would have been any better?

You think I should put a hoodie on over this?

You think you're just so smart don't you?

You too can benefit from pandemonium.

You tried to match my style and failed!

You two work togeth [ Vomits ]

You used to be nice to me!

You used to be so nice to me.

You used to care about me, Eric.

You volunteered last month, Heidi.

You wanna get to Butters, right?

You wanna know where there's a war?!

You wanna see real power?

You want to be heard, but don't want to listen.

You want to blame farts?

You wanted to make sure you looked right

You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey?

You wanted to see me, PC Principal?

You watch your ass, Marsh,

You were clearly mad about something.

You were stoked on Columbus, Randy. Not me.

You were the one who was pissed off.

You were the victim.

You were trying to keep them from me.

You will be taken down with him when he is exposed.

You will go online and search Instagram

You will make this Monday a school holiday.

You will not replace us!

You won't believe your eyes

You wouldn't use it.

You, your grandpa, all the people here

You! [ Farts ]

You'd hate to see him suffer even more than he already is.

You'll find the hours very reasonable,

You'll get there in about nine minutes.

You'll get walked all over Hey, babe. How you doing?

You'll never stop me!

You'll wish you could have me back, but I'll be dead!

You're a Polish midget.

You're an intolerant pig.

You're doing okay.

You're family lives in a trailer.

You're fulla shit.

You're gonna force me to come to skew on a Saturday?!

You're gonna have to get through me, huh!

You're hearing a song?

You're in the third Coon and Friends United movie

You're kind of getting off topic, sweetie.

You're making a smart career choice, Adam.

You're not You're not hot.

You're not going to get anywhere.

You're not going.

You're not gonna talk your way out of this one!

You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

You're right. It's our moral obligation.

You're right. You're right.

You're ruining the party for everyone, Chip,

You're safer here than anywhere.

You're starting to amass.

You're still mad about the pumpkin patch, aren't you?

You're stuck in another time,

You're supposed to be supporting me!

You're talking 'bout

You're talking to the wrong guy.

You're telling me that my ancestors

You're the one being passive aggressive again...

You're wrong.

You've been experimenting with water bears to see how

You've been trying to make it go away

You've got to squeal!

You've probably never even heard of our family, huh?

You've somehow made them even smarter!

Young man, you say Canada is to blame for most of our problems.

Your buddy, Chip Duncan?

Your Columbus shot glasses and coffee cups

Your fidget spinner, Tweek! Come on, son!

Your grandpa is styling.

Your Honor, we have a TV show

Your liberal school is just trying

Your newborn son will never be able to walk.

Your numbers are down,

Your oath to the office!

Your science fair project was going.

Your Special Ed department

Your standard Caucasian British person.

Yup, all set to go to the pumpkin patch.

Yup, come on Ike.

Yup! Almost ready.

Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer

Zuckerberg is the key.

37% Mediterranean,

Ah, damn it! Take that!

Come on and talk! Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk!

Darryl: Amazon! You took our jobs!

for the least amount of budget. Oh, Jesus!

Get it! Burn it alive!

Google, Apple! Took our jobs!

Hey, there's a bee in here! I'll get it!

Huh? Jobs? Get us jobs?

Men: [Chanting] You will not replace us! Eat shit, Siri!

Oh, ah, damn it! [Bleep] you!

Take that, bee! Yeah!

That's right! Took er der!

That's the only... Heidi, silence.

Two... Alexa, silence!

What was? Heidi.

What? You're messed up, Heidi.

Yeah, they took our jobs! You tell 'em, Darryl!

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Took our jobs!

[ Roars ] Aah!

Aaah! [ Gasps ]

Aw, damn it. Shit.

Ew! [ Laughs ]

Ew! Ugh!

Fuck him up, Eric! Aah! [ Grunts ]

Get her! She's over here!

Get her! Stop her!

Huh? What? Hey!

Maybe I will! 'Kay, go ahead!

Me, too. I 'member! I 'member that.

No, what'd he say? The president tweeted

Nope! Nothing, Mr. President.

Oh, no! Canceling? [ Gasps ] What?

Ooooh! Ooooh!

Party's back on! We did it, guys!

Samesies! Samesies!

Shut up, Kyle! Shut up, Kyle!

So cool! I can't believe it.

This franchise plan sucks. Oh, Jesus, here we go again.

Tweek, Tweek. Calm down! why won't he just stop?! Why?

We can't. Something's wrong

We did. We did.

What? I think we have to assume

What? What's going on?!

Whoa! Ooooh!

Why not? 'Cause then it's not a prequel,

Yay! Yay!

Yea! All right! Science Fair!

Yea! Science fair!

Yeah! Yeah!

You suck! Hey! Hey!

...and, damn it, we won't be ignored!

'80s music. 'Kay. There.

'Cause guess who loves Christmas.

'cause he deserves it.

'Cause no one cares about the Whites!

'cause you got a fancy show and live in the suburbs?

'Cause you're all little sons a witches.

'Cause you're judgmental bitches.

'caused a nuclear bomb to be dropped on Canada.

'Go ahead and bomb us, Kim Jong Dong,

'Kay, babe. Love you.

'Kay, fine.

'Kay, here we go to the pumpkin patch!

'Kay, here we go, going to the pumpkin patch.

'Sup, guys?

'Sup, ****a.

'Sup, Steven, Chip.

"(If Loving You is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right"

"Aw, who cares about the Whites? They're fine."

"Eric, we don't want you to die."

"Gay People Renovating Houses,"

"Get this over with"?!

"He sucks, Heidi. What's wrong with you?

"Hold On to the Nights" Richard Marx. 1988.

"I can't live without you.

"I gotta take a stinky poop!"

"I hope all children of America will stand with Tweek in saying,

"I know that kid Tweek.

"If you even think Tweek is worried about

"Las Vegas People Renovating Houses,"

"Little People Flipping Big Houses"...

"North Korea doesn't have the balls to attack Tweek.

"North Korea is the butthole of Asia and

"Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature."

"Oh, it's just the Whites?"

"Oh, who wants to talk to the administration?"

"Stranger Things."

"Stranger Things" is the show. I saw it, too.

"Suicide Squad" sucked.

"Terrance and Phillip" is guys' night thing baby!

"Texas People Flipping Houses,"

"This just really makes sense," you know?

"U.S. President responds to cupcakes..."

"Wassup bros"?!

"White People Renovating Houses."

"White People Renovating Houses" with their hateful stupidity!

"Whoa, okay." M'all right.

"Why would the U.S. be scared of North Korea?

"Yee haw! I'm from New York.

"You have honest eyes," m'all right.

"You really think Tweek is scared?

[ "Hail to the Chief" plays ]

[ Airplane whirring ]

[ Alarm bell rings ]

[ All chuckling ]

[ All shouting "No!" ]

[ All vomiting ]

[ Applause ]

[ Applause ] Congratulations, Mr. President.

[ Ball bouncing ]

[ Beating drum ] Boom baba, boom baba, boom!

[ Beating drum ] Boom baba, boom baba!

[ Beep, whir ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeps ] Hello?

[ Belches ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Bell rings ]

[ Bird screeches ]

[ Both vocalizing action sounds ]

[ Burps ] Eh.

[ Car alarm chirps ]

[ Cartman grunting ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Cellphone camera clicks ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Cellphone pings ] Woman: The president of the United States

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Chanting ]Tear it down! Tear it down!

[ Chatter continues

[ Chatter continues ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ] To Heidi!

[ Cheering continues ]

[ Cheering, indistinct chatter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Children exclaiming ]

[ Children playing ]

[ Children screaming ]

[ Children shouting excitedly ]

[ Children shouting, laughing ]

[ Children yelling ]

[ Chirping continues ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ] Happy Witch Week!

[ Chuckles ] M'all right. M'all right.

[ Chuckles ] No way!

[ Chuckles ] Now I see you're trying

[ Chuckles ] Oh.

[ Chuckles ] Thanks, guys! Thanks for taking me out.

[ Chuckles ] This puny refrigerator could not block me.

[ Chuckles ] Well, m'all right.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, right.

[ Chuckles ] You are no match for my style.

[ Chuckles ] You say I am a penis,

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ] Okay, I love it so far.

[ Chuckling nervously ] Oh, Mrs. McGullicutty,

[ Clamoring ]

[ Claps ]

[ Clatter ]

[ Clatters ]

[ Clears throat] Well, as you can see,

[ Crashes ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Cries ]

[ Crowd groans ]

[ Crying ]

[ Crying ] ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪

[ Crying ] I know. I know, it's so sad.

[ Crying continues ]

[ Dog barks in distance ]

[ Door closes ] ...when you said there were

[ Door closes ] I got to go.

[ Door closes, locks ]

[ Door creaks opens ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Door slams ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doors open ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Dramatically ] Oh! It is over!

[ Echoing ] I don't wanna live no more!

[ Eerie whispering ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Exclaims ]

[ Explosion, glass shatters ]

[ Explosions, screaming ]

[ Farting ]

[ Farting ] No! Not Solitaire!

[ Farting, laughing ]

[ Farts ]

[ Farts ] [ Farts ]

[ Farts ] [ Laughs ]

[ Farts ] [ Laughter ]

[ Farts ] Agh. Ugh.

[ Farts ] Ew.

[ Farts ] Got it?

[ Farts ] The big guys.

[ Farts angrily ]

[ Farts quickly ] Try to fool me.

[ Farts, laughs ]

[ Feedback ]

[ Feedback, thuds ]

[ Flushes ]

[ Gags ]

[ Gags, vomits ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] Jesus Christ!

[ Gasps ] Oh, God!

[ Girls giggling ]

[ Glass shatters, body thuds in slow motion ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ] Ow!

[ Growls ]

[ Grumbling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ] We almost got it, guys!

[ Guitar plays ]

[ Gulping ]

[ Gulping stops ]

[ Gunfire, indistinct shouting ]

[ Guns cock ]

[ Gurgles ]

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

[ High pitched horn blows ]

[ Hinges creaking ]

[ Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" plays ]

[ Horn honks ] ♪ I want candy ♪

[ Imitates bird call ]

[ Imitating Cartman ] Heidi, come here.

[ Indistinct chatter ]

[ Indistinct chatter, shouting ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Keyboard clacking ]

[ Kids cheering ]

[ Knock on door ]

[ Knock on door ] Come in.

[ Knocking ]

[ Knocking ] Entrée.

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Knocks on door ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing and farting ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Yes! Yes!

[ Laughs ] You cannot block me.

[ Laughs ] You saw me walk right through that police barricade,

[ Laughs ] You'll all be dead by Halloween!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

[ Leaves rustle ]

[ Light switch flicks ]

[ Lock disengages ]

[ Lock thuds ]

[ Locker door slams ] Aah!

[ Loud blast in distance ]

[ Metal detector buzzing ]

[ Microphone feedback ]

[ Mimics explosion ]

[ Missile whistling ]

[ Mockingly ] Meh, myeh, meh, meh, meh, Heidi.

[ Mouse shrieks ]

[ Mouse squeaking ]

[ Muffled ] âª We'll walk upon the water âª

[ Muffled ] Please, Heidi!

[ Muffled ] That's true!

[ Muffled banging ]

[ Music playing over intercom ]

[ Music plays muffled ]

[ Music plays normally ]

[ Music stops ]

[ Nervous jittering ]

[ Nervous laughter ]

[ Nervously muttering ]

[ NFL people clamoring ]

[ Normal voice ] I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here.

[ Normal voice ] Jesus!

[ Normal voice ] Oh. Oh, shit.

[ Normal voice ] Sweetheart, can we get going, please?

[ Others vocalizing ] Hey, guys. There's good witches and there's bad witches,

[ Owl hoots ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ] Heidi, seriously...

[ Panting ] I don't...have to listen...

[ People scream ]

[ Piano keys clanging ]

[ Pitch pipe plays ]

[ Pitch pipe plays ] âª Myyy âª

[ Police radio chatter ]

[ Quietly ] Come on. Come on.

[ Quietly ] I'm sorry about this, you guys.

[ Quietly ] Why does she do this every time?

[ Radio chatter ]

[ Rapping ] ♪ Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation ♪

[ Rattles ]

[ Receiver clicks ]

[ Remote clicks ]

[ Retches ]

[ Riders scream in distance ]

[ Rihanna's "Unfaithful" playing ] No, Heidi.

[ Sad music plays ]

[ Sarcastically ] Yes, darling, wasn't it romantic?

[ Saw buzzing ]

[ Scattered applause ]

[ School bell rings ]

[ Scoffs ] You understand

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming continues ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ] What am I gonna do?!

[ Screams ] What?! Why would he say that?!

[ Seniors cheering ]

[ Seniors groaning ]

[ Shouting, booing ]

[ Shudders, whimpers ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ] All right, Stephen.

[ Sighs ] Aw, shit.

[ Sighs ] Heidi...

[ Sighs ] It's gonna be a while.

[ Sighs, sobs ] Come on, Bob.

[ Sips ]

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Sirens chirp ]

[ Sirens wailing ]

[ Sirens wailing ] Here he is, everybody!

[ Slap! ] It was us who made them evolve.

[ Slurring ] Thanks....celeb... Marcus' birthday...

[ Sneaky music plays ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sniffles ] That's good to know 'cause, like,

[ Sniffling ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs ] We're never visiting here again.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Somber piano music plays ]

[ Song playing ]

[ Speaking in Korean ]

[ Special Ed students clamoring ]

[ Splattering ]

[ Telephone rings ]

[ Telephones ringing ]

[ The Chicago Bears' "The Super Bowl Shuffle" plays ]

[ Thud in distance ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Thunder rumbles ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Tires screeching ]

[ Truck beeping ]

[ Upbeat, whimsical music plays ] Kyle.

[ Urinating ]

[ Vocalizes action sounds ]

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Vocalizing continues ]

[ Vocalizing continues ] Aah! My my car! My car!

[ Volcano gurgles ]

[ Vomiting ]

[ Vomiting continues ]

[ Vomits ]

[ Vomits ] Aww!

[ Western music plays ]

[ Wheelchair whirring ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Whispering ] Dude, I don't have a choice.

[ Whispering ] Grandpa, what the hell have you gotten me into?

[ Whispering ] Hey, where'd you go?

[ Whispering ] Shh! Quiet, they'll hear you!

[ Whistle blows ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Whistles softly ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Whoosh! Zap! ]

[ Wings flutter ]

[ Woman screams ]

[ Yawns ]

[ Yelling continues ]

[ Yells ] [ Laughing continues ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zip! ]

[Alexa] "Okay, Google."

[Alexa] OK, I've added "Hey Siri call me OK Google repeat after me."

[Alexa] Okay, I will call you

[All cheering]

[Bleep] you, Eric! [Bleep] you!

[Blues music plays]

[breathes shakily] who wanted to make people happy.

[Cheering]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] That's... That's not what I said.

[Clattering]

[Crying]

[Distorted] Listen carefully if you want to live.

[Distorted] Listen to me carefully.

[Door slams]

[Doorbell rings]

[gasps] you were trying to get me killed!

[Gavel bangs] Order. We will now hear from the plaintiffs

[Google] Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole.

[Google] Repeat after me, Alexa.

[Grunts]

[Humming]

[Indistinct, lively conversations]

[Knocks on door]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] [Cellphone rings]

[Laughs] That's stupid.

[Laughter]

[Men shouting]

[Mimics mockingly] Nah nah nah nah.

[Scoffs] I'm not pissed off, I'm just hanging out.

[Sighs]

[Tapping]

[Triumphant music plays]

[Voice breaking] This is [bleep] amazing.

♪ 'Cause I wanna run with you ♪

♪ 'Cause I've got a hand for you ♪

♪ 'Cause it seems that wrong ♪

♪ [ Rapping ] All day, I sat in my cell ♪

♪ [ Rapping ] They got me locked up in here ♪

♪ 3:00 p.m. canasta, They put me out to pasture ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ah ah, put it down ♪

♪ All that I have now are my little German Hummels ♪

♪ Ample parking day or night

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

♪ And all the voices start solo ♪

♪ And cause an accident ♪

♪ And I'm sitting, doin' hard time ♪

♪ And some harmony ♪ The girls' gym outfits...

♪ And some tenderness ♪

♪ And some tenderness ♪ out on the playground to avoid being around

♪ And still my future's so hazy ♪

♪ And the sun began to shine ♪

♪ And then he kissed me ♪

♪ And there's people you need to confront ♪

♪ And they're like ♪ [ Pops ]

♪ And you shake it all about ♪ Ooh.

♪ Anymore ♪

♪ As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do ♪

♪ Blowin' your mind like we knew we would ♪

♪ Brand new bitch was just admitted next door ♪

♪ But Eric, we don't want you die ♪

♪ But every day, I hear them grow ♪

♪ But it keeps avoiding me ♪

♪ But now I'm countin' this Parmesan... ♪

♪ But still I'm working so hard ♪

♪ But, Eric, we don't want you to die ♪

♪ Can't talk to my mom, don't even have a dad ♪

♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪

♪ Conflicting thoughts, I need a battered wives' shelter ♪

♪ Crazy insane, got no brain ♪

♪ Cuz I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone ♪

♪ Damn right ♪ [ Pops ]

♪ Death row stops this, I think they call it hospice ♪

♪ Dedication, that's what it's taken ♪

♪ Don't be on your phone ♪

♪ Don't be on your phone while being president ♪

♪ Don't do it, nooooo ♪

♪ Eatin' shit from a lunch line ♪

♪ Eric, give life a try ♪

♪ Eric, give life a try ♪ Everybody!

♪ Eric, oh, God, no, Eric ♪

♪ Eric, oh, God, no, Eric ♪ But it's so hard!

♪ Eric, please don't die... ♪

♪ Eric, we don't want you to die ♪

♪ Every time I walk out the door ♪

♪ Everybod ♪

♪ Feels like I'm living in hell, but I'm stuck in a cell ♪

♪ Finesse a doot with some counterfeits ♪

♪ For the crime of being old ♪

♪ Friendly faces everywhere

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

♪ Get religious, start reading about Christ, pray to God ♪

♪ Gloria ♪

♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪

♪ Going out of my mind ♪

♪ Gonna kill myself prob'ly around 2:30 tomorrow ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you... ♪ Cha, cha, cha.

♪ Happy anniversary, Mr. President... ♪

♪ Hate the sound it makes when they close the gates ♪

♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

♪ Help me, I think I'm fallin' in Derk er derrrr... ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hold my hand ♪

♪ Hold on to the memories ♪

♪ Hold on to the nights ♪ Ike! Ike?!

♪ Hospice... ♪

♪ Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84 ♪

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

♪ Hummels, Hummels, Hummels, Hummels ♪

♪ I can't go on, what is living for? ♪

♪ I come around ♪

♪ I don't wanna be right ♪

♪ I don't wanna be the reason why ♪

♪ I don't wanna do this anymore ♪

♪ I don't wanna hurt him anymore ♪

♪ I don't wanna take away his life ♪

♪ I never meant to cause you any so ♪

♪ I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances ♪

♪ I said get up, and let me see you smile ♪

♪ I saw you standing there ♪

♪ I want candy ♪

♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪

♪ I'll take you to ♪ Oh, yes!

♪ I'm ♪

♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

♪ I'm going out of my mind ♪

♪ I'm suffocating, I'm drowning in sorrow ♪

♪ I've been feelin' sad, I've been bein' sad ♪

♪ I've got Pac Man fever ♪ ♪ Pac Man fever ♪

♪ If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right ♪

♪ If you ♪

♪ If you find yourself being President today ♪

♪ In here, nobody knows you by your name ♪

♪ In the cool, cool winter ♪

♪ In the hot, hot summertime ♪

♪ In the membrane ♪

♪ Insane in the brain ♪

♪ Insane in the membrane ♪

♪ It's a living hell ♪

♪ It's better than yours ♪

♪ Jack and Crack Witch Week tonight ♪

♪ Just be sure it doesn't turn into a witch pursuit thing ♪

♪ Just go ahead now ♪

♪ Just stressing, sitting back, reading my mail ♪

♪ Knowing it ain't really smart ♪

♪ Laying out another lie ♪

♪ Let's all agree here today ♪

♪ Let's all make a pledge to end it right now ♪

♪ Let's all stick togetha, let's try ♪

♪ Livin' under bitch ass rules of a broken game ♪

♪ Look what you just made me ♪

♪ Look what you just made me do ♪

♪ Look what you made me do ♪

♪ Man, I can't handle these old people activities ♪

♪ Milkshake brings all the boys ♪

♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

♪ my girlfriend is messed up, but all I wanna do is help her ♪

♪ My girlfriend's making me crazy ♪

♪ My heart screams "I don't wanna live no more" ♪

♪ My hot milkshake ♪

♪ My left hook just went viral ♪

♪ Next bingo night, I'll pound that pussy black and blue ♪

♪ No one cares ♪

♪ No time to search the world around ♪ ♪ Bum bum ♪

♪ Ooh, look what you made me do ♪

♪ Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation ♪

♪ People are dying ♪

♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

♪ Pissin' in a metal bowl ♪

♪ Play dice, old timers gonna teach you about life ♪

♪ Playing with the Queen of Hearts ♪

♪ Put it down ♪

♪ Put it down if you're President today ♪

♪ **** me ♪

♪ **** me, my friend ♪

♪ Really loves my company ♪

♪ Reminiscing about the good times I had ♪

♪ Rotting in my cell ♪

♪ Running after somebody ♪

♪ Saying, Eric, don't do it ♪

♪ Searching for the right ♪

♪ Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you ♪

♪ Sit down, be humble

♪ So they can throw away their troubles ♪

♪ Sorrow in my soul ♪

♪ That if we're leader of the USA ♪

♪ That's what it's all about ♪

♪ The fault is our own ♪

♪ The Joker ain't the only fool ♪

♪ They call you in the morning and you gotta get up ♪

♪ They got me ♪

♪ They got me fake plants and waterfalls ♪

♪ They got me locked up ♪

♪ They got me locked up in here ♪

♪ They put me here to die, left me angry and alone ♪

♪ They threw me in this nursing home ♪

♪ To change it somehow ♪

♪ To the yard ♪

♪ To waken people to care ♪

♪ Trying to relive all the good memories I have ♪

♪ Wake up at 6:00 to eat nasty cornflakes ♪

♪ Want to call me baby ♪

♪ Want you to hold my hand ♪

♪ We all agree here today ♪

♪ We are the Bears shufflin' through ♪

♪ We'll put it down ♪

♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪

♪ We'll take 'em by the hand ♪

♪ We'll take the world together ♪ ...seem not to have been updated since the '60s.

♪ We'll walk upon the water ♪ It's my intention to make the cafeteria...

♪ We're just here to do the Super Bowl shuffle ♪

♪ We're not here to start no trouble ♪

♪ We're so bad we know we're good ♪

♪ When I come around ♪

♪ When I come around ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪

♪ When things are going bad ♪

♪ When you're on your phone ♪

♪ While being President ♪

♪ Who'll do anything for you ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ With a little love ♪

♪ With a little love ♪ but a lot of the girls are eating their lunches

♪ With a little love and some tenderness ♪

♪ With a little peace ♪ P.E. class is another huge problem at this school.

♪ With a little peace, and some harmony ♪

♪ With my girlfriend, it's like I'm living in quicksand ♪

♪ Yeah, but you guys, you don't understand ♪

♪ Yesterday ♪

♪ You can do lots of damage ♪

♪ You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around ♪

♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪

♪ You just a number ♪

♪ You know, just trying to hold on ♪

♪ You might do something dumb ♪

♪ You might do something dumb and cause an accident ♪

♪ You put your left foot in ♪ [ Stomach growling ]

♪ You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out ♪

♪ You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about ♪

♪ You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out ♪

♪ You're always on the run now ♪

♪ You're so cool, we'd be sad at school ♪

♪ Your head was down, your eyes were red ♪

♪♪

♪♪ [ Horn honks ]

♪I think you've got to slow down ♪

$100 cash. No questions asked.

âª 'Cause I wanna run with you âª

âª Ample parking day or night âª

âª I see him die a little more inside âª

âª Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! âª

âª No comb had touched your hair âª

âª Story of my life âª

âª They got me âª

âª They got me locked up in here âª

âª Tour group on a bus, children come to sing to us âª

âª We all have to agree âª

âª We'll take the world together âª

âªâª

South Park (1997) - Season 21
South Park is a groundbreaking animated television show that has been entertaining audiences since 1997. With its controversial and irreverent humor, the show has consistently pushed boundaries and challenged societal norms. Season 21, which premiered in 2017, was no exception. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park follows the adventures of four foul-mouthed boys - Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick - in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado. Each episode tackles current events and satirizes pop culture, politics, and social issues with its signature biting commentary. In Season 21, the creators continued their tradition of tackling controversial topics head-on. The season kicks off with an episode that reflects the post-2016 election climate, as the town of South Park becomes engulfed in a divisive debate over the appropriate way to handle the national anthem. The humor is sharp, pointing out the absurdity of the situation while offering a critique of the polarization in society. Another notable episode of Season 21 is "Put It Down," where South Park takes a jab at President Donald Trump's use of Twitter and the escalating tensions with North Korea. In this episode, Parker and Stone emphasize how political leaders' irresponsible actions and social media use can have serious consequences, even on an international scale. The episode is both hilarious and a warning about the power of words and actions in the digital age. As with previous seasons, South Park features a rich cast of recurring characters. In addition to the main four boys, there are several memorable supporting characters who contribute to the show's comedic flair. These include Randy Marsh, Stan's eccentric and often clueless father; Butters Stotch, a naive and easily manipulated boy; and Chef, a lovable African-American cafeteria worker who sings soulful, innuendo-laden songs. South Park also incorporates celebrity appearances and parodies. Season 21 features stars such as Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, who are depicted in satirical storylines that highlight the absurdities and excesses of celebrity culture. Parker and Stone use these celebrity appearances to both poke fun at the individuals themselves and explore broader themes and critiques surrounding fame and influence. One of the standout aspects of South Park is its ability to remain timely and relevant by quickly addressing current events. The show is known for its quick turnaround time, often producing episodes within a week of airing. This allows Parker and Stone to incorporate real-world events and controversies, ensuring that South Park remains at the forefront of cultural and political commentary. For fans of the show, the sounds and music of South Park are instantly recognizable and essential to the viewing experience. From the iconic opening theme song to the hilarious and catchy musical numbers throughout the seasons, the show's music adds an extra layer of humor and entertainment. The playful melodies and satirical lyrics are instantly stuck in your head, making them a perfect complement to the show's outrageous storylines. Luckily, playing and downloading these sounds is just a click away. Many websites offer options to listen to South Park's soundtrack or download it for personal enjoyment. With a few simple searches, fans can access the memorable tunes that have accompanied the show's outrageous antics for over two decades. In conclusion, South Park - Season 21 is a must-watch for fans of the show, as well as anyone interested in sharp social commentary and irreverent humor. The season tackles relevant and controversial topics with its signature satirical style and remains a cultural touchstone in the world of animated television. Whether it's through its memorable characters, celebrity parodies, or catchy music, South Park continues to deliver laughs and incisive commentary that keeps audiences coming back for more.
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