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At your service.
Better not be that valley visiting this weekend. I can't stand that fucking thing.
Credit card.
He's got no skull.
Here's the deal.
Holy copter.
I ain't no pinard.
I could just knock his fucking teeth out.
I don't know, 20 bucks.
I don't know, Lady Jesus.
I'm so stinking tired.
It's hard to keep up with this stuff when you're working 90 hour weeks.
Most are buttholes, a family friend and a very good dog, and you should be nice to him.
No you don't. Yes, you do. No you don't.
No, I don't want to see Mr. Butthole. Mr. Butthole can stay home for all I care. You can go die in a hole.
Soleil.
That's Dog four years running.
The burnout. Be any fucking hippies there, I swear to God.
Well, Buddy and Stinky said.
Well, there was a big trip to Alaska coming up. I need my permission slip signed.
Where's House?
Who's really good to dogs?
Y'all me and the guys are going to be cruising up the 108, picking up chicks.
Yeah, we're going over to Wesley's for some steaks.