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A monkey doing you know what with the football
A piece of trash
Absolutely
Alltalk
Americaisunstoppable
Americanfirst
An animated
And that hell
And they get on that aircraft and I mean they are just like just like shut the door lets get this going
And theyre going to watch babies die and love it cause there are good guys the government s good
And you make me sick what a liar you are
Andimadelotsofmoney
Andithankyou
Andsomearegoodpepole
Are humiliated you oh my god I'm sorry
Are you talking to me
Asmallloanof1milliondollars
Ass
Bastards
Batman
Beans
Beaver
Because of the implication
Begone vile man begone from me
Beverycareful
Big man
Bigger
Billionandbillions
Bitch I hope your dad dies in the hospital
Blurp
Bon voyage
Buildawall
Camerasinstrangeplaces
Cat in the wall ok now you're talking my language
Child size targets to shoot old women targets checkpoints there tough there ready yeah yeah
China
Chinaallthetime
Chump
Coming kids magellan s a lot cooler than justin bieber he circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet he was killed by wild natives before they got back to portugal and when they got back ther
Congratulations
Constipated
Corrupt them all
Cost me 6k
Cousin
D ray morton
Death
Destroy the child
Did you bang my wife did you bang my poor wife does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my poor wife
Did you ever take a dump made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours
Didyouaskmeaquestion
Do rat bastards
Dont fuck with me fellas I'm talking about a fucking cadillac car that you owe me
Droptoyourknees
Evil aint cool and evil aint fun
Excuse me
Eyyayay
Fakenews
Fakenews2
Falseandfake
Fart 03
For me I'm saying what it is its probably not the orgasm
Fu john
Fuck little girls so be it
Funny ugly spiritually ugly evil witch
Getout
Getoutofhere
Givemeabreak
Gohometomom
Gohometomommy
Greatcompany
Greatestjobsproducer
Greatestpresident
Hail satan
Have sex with me
He is the devil
He worships evil
Hes obviously autistic or something I feel sorry for him
Hilaryclintionisa
Hillaryissocorrupt
Hmmthatsstrange
How are mom every blowjob I ever got
How are you
How are you doing would you like rice so you could do oh thank thank thank thank thank
How long did it take for the guy to come
I am untethered at night rage knows no bounds
I broke out in big well said rep saran wrapped around me
I can now remove the tinfoil hat
I can taste your weakness
I didn't have a liberal from new york in the bathroom I couldnt wipe my ass excuse maine
I dont care if you got a handlebar mustache I dont care
I like to eat
I love satan
I rode a horse to you know work this morning
I taste metal I taste blood
I think my testosterone s going up this happens every time I start working out a lot again
I will ill do it right now ill get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw I will knock your teeth out I will break your nose and I will break your neck
I wont change my mind cause I dont have to design an american
I wont change my mind on anything regardless of the facts that are set out before me
I wrestled a bear once
Ibeatchina
Idontcare
Idontcare2
Idontlikethat
Igonnatellyoustories
Ihavethebestwords
Iknowwords
Ill cut your freaking head off you understand
Ilovebabies
Ilovechina
Ilovethemedia
Iloveyou
Im allergic to bear spit
Im not a coward like you
Im saying you dont include saturday three days its not a business day
Im setting fires everywhere
Im sorry I'm just playing
Imreallyrich
Iorered4000tvs
Ipayalotoftax
Isaidshedoesnothavethestamina
Itdidnothappen
Itll be all these patriots hot wives and their kids
Itsallfakenews
Itsgonnabeabeautifulthing
Itsnotafance
Iwasbeinghitbypocahontas
Jail
Jesus jesus frank jesus frank jesus jesus jesus like my life is a lie my life is a life
Littlepea
Look at me when you're talking to me
Lookatthosehands
Lovemylife
Magnificent
Makeamericagreatagain
Manymanymillionofdollars
May I have a little kiss before you go I'm very lonely here
Mexico
Mondaytofriday
My roommate was a frog kid you ever seen a frog kid
Nasty
Nephew
News flash asshole
Nicelittleguy
Nogetthoselightoff
Notaniceperson
Obamacarecompletedisaster
Ourwonderfulnation
Peopledontunderstand
Prison will prevent
Pwerpp
Ravadam patel
Shesaid
Shut your murderous fat mouth
Sitdown
Soldapartment
Somethingwrongwithyou
Squishy
Swam two miles this morning pretty hard and ate a big fat steak last night its full of hormones testosterone on its own right so I'm little bit wild excuse me
The golden god
These are men with beards with their teeth falling out bombed out of their brain on drugs
Theyre bringing drugs theyre bringing crime their rapists
Tight
Tuba
We need to stab them with it
Well thats good call me that from now on mantis
What are you going to do about it
What time in my life I was in a facial shree lanca which is it island right below india and have a lot of camels there
When it comes to bathing and dont want to bathe in five hundred turds or two hundred
Why you look so stupid
Wrong
You bitch
You company man
You stupid fucking cunt
Youarefakenews
Youhavetospeakenglish
Yourmother
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