A man's body is his own personal property don't let anybody try and take that away from me
A pox on your throat! Thou art a murderer!
A pox on your throat! thou art a murderer! a black murderer!
A scout approaches!
Advance you demons! advance!
After that i'm history
Again!
Again.
All right who wants some who's next huh how about it who wants some huh who wants to have a little
All right you primitive screwheads listen up
All together now!
Alright alright
Alright!
Alright! you're pissin' me off you ugly son of a bitch!
An army of the dead gather in the wilderness and they approach the castle
And halt! company halt! company halt!
And then it came for me
And while my people fight for their very souls against it you henry the red wage war on us
Archers to the back!
Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts
Arise
Arrows!
Arrows! bows! load! draw!
Ash help me!
Ash to price check four
Aw well well that's just what we call pillow talk baby that's all
Aye and fought valiantly
Aye my liege
Aye sire
Back stabber!
Battle stations! get those rocks up mister on the double!
Bloody hell!
Blows blood and death!
Bound in human flesh and inked in blood this ancient sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages
Bring on the wench!
Buckle up bonehead 'cause you're goin' for a ride
But know this no matter how this battle fares I was wrong to think you a coward
But last night he fell in battle to Duke Henry's men
But last night he fell in battle to duke henry's men
But that didn't stop it it came back big time
But the men are afraid!
But what of the things we've shared what of all the sweet words that you spoke in private
Buttress the door now!
By god let's give 'em what for
Catapults
Catapults! south!
Charlatan!
Close as I can figure it the year is 1300 ad and i'm being dragged to my death
Come on
Come on boy!
Come on guys!
Come on men! move it! turn it around! that's it heave ho!
Come on pick it up have a taste of this
Come on that's it
Come on you bony devils! hurry up or i'll send you to the glue factory!
Come on you miserable hotheads! lower! heave!
Come on, boy!
Come on!
Come on! come on! tilt! tilt! tilt!
Come on! I got plenty for everybody!
Come to it! come! come on fellas! push!
Come to papa!
Company halt!
Coward!
Crazy bitch get off me! you're tearing my eyes out! you witch!
Cripes I don't belong here
Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!
Cry havoc!
Damn him!
Damn you damn you!
Damn you!
Damn you!
Damn you! (2)
Death to the mortals!
Defend the necronomicon lads or perish in the devil's fire!
Did you speak the exact words
Dig damn you!
Dig faster!
Don't touch me you foul thing!
Don't touch that please! your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures and
Don't you like the pit isn't the pit wonderful
Draw lads for lord and castle!
Dung eating fool! thou hast doomed us all!
Easy big fella! easy!
Elmer!
Everything's cool
Excellent
Excellent (2)
Fall back back on your horses come on
Fall back! man the pa****t!
Fine fine fine
Fire!
Fire! (2)
Fire! (3)
First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me blow
Five six
For king and castle!
For that arrogance I shall see you dead
Forward!
Forward! forward!
Foul thing!
Geronimo!
Get him!
Get him! (2)
Get off of her!
Get off of me!
Get that yoke off him
Gimme some sugar baby
Gimme some sugar baby (2)
Go you cretins!
God bless you sire
God save us all
God save us all.
Good I could use a horse blanket
Gotcha!
Groovy
Hah!
Hail! Hail!
Halt!
Has duke henry not answered us yet
Have you lost your bones you decomposed gobs get thee hence!
He trembles!
He was so busy filling me full of his secret little words his phrases and his bullshit that he never said anything about this!
He who is prophesied to fall from the heavens and deliver us from the terrors of the deadites
He's brought the book!
He's brought the necronomicon!
He's escaping! hold him!
He's frightened!
He's nothin' but a traitor he is!
Heavenly God!
Heavenly god!
Hello friends!
Henry you gotta tell him you don't know me we never met tell him!
Hey dumb ass!
Hey get his horse
Hey if he says spikes give him spikes
Hey is he up how is he hey he got up
Hey what's that you got on your face
Hey you're mine sweetie
Hey! look out!
Hey! wait a minute! everything's cool! I said the words I did!
Hey! what's the big idea takin'
Hey! where'd he go hey!
Hoist you damnable varlets!
Hold still!
Hold your arms! you'll hit the girl!
Honey you got real ugly
Hooray!
How about some hot chocolate huh
How are ya
How do you like this
How far from here but two days' ride
How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls
How will you fight that more words
How'd you like the taste of that huh how'd you like the taste
Hyah!
Hyah! (2)
Hyah! come on boy! hyah!
Hyah! come on!
I ain't that good
I am henry the red duke of shale lord of the northlands and leader of its peoples
I believe thou wilt leave in the morning
I did my part now I want back like in the deal!
I did my part now you send me back
I didn't have what it took
I do not think he'll listen lad
I don't want your book I don't want your bullshit
I got a bone to pick with you
I got a chance to go back and i'm takin' it
I got it! I got it!
I got news for you pal you ain't leadin' but two things right now jack and shit and jack left town
I had a wonderful girlfriend linda
I have the book!
I knew he couldn't be trusted we put our trust in him
I know you're scared we're all scared but that doesn't mean we're cowards
I know your damn words all right
I live again
I may be bad but I feel good
I need more men
I possess the necronomicon!
I prithee to forgive me my lord I believed thee one of henry's men
I said he'll be here he'll be here!
I say to the pit with him!
I shall command every worm infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!
I shall rule and you shall be my queen
I still believe that thou wilt help us
I still have faith in thee I still believe that thou wilt stay and save us
I think he will not
I thought he was the one
I told you he would not come!
I wanted to say that all of my hopes and prayers go with thee and I made this for thee
I will not allow anything to keep me from possessing that necronomicon
I'll bend my bow to your will sir
I'll come back for you! i
I'll crush ya! i'll mash ya into paste you bony crea
I'll cut your gizzard out
I'll cut your throat out if I get the chance
I'll offer up my courage
I'll slice you to ribbons!
I'll slice your gizzard open!
I'll spoil those good looks
I'll stand by ya
I'm afraid!
I'm bad ash and you're good ash
I'm comin' for ya
I'm goin' up
I'm home
I'm sorry sheila
I'm tellin' you you got the wrong guy
I'm through being their garbage boy
I'm with you!
I've come from alabama with a banjo on my knee
I've crushed your pathetic army!
If I get that book you send me back
If it's a fight they're looking for they can get it!
If the deadites had the necronomicon all mankind would be consumed by this evil
In god's name what hell spawned thing lurks there
Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores!
It got into my hand and it went bad so I lopped it off at the wrist
It got into my hand and it went bad. So I Iopped it off at the wrist.
It is written arthur it has been foretold
It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find
It took linda
It was more than that
It was never meant for the world of the living
It was you who first turned your swords on us and this evil has befouled my people as well!
It wasn't always like this I had a real life once a job
It's a 12 gauge double barrelled remington s mart's top of the line
It's a trick get an axe
It's an n word it's definitely an n word it's definitely an n word
It's got a walnut stock cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger
It's the one in the cart we want get him!
It's true the book still possesses the power to send you back but to us it is useless!
Just send me back to my own time pronto today
Just what
Keep it together!
Keep your damn filthy bones out of my mouth
Keep your sardine can on bucket head!
Kill the mortals!
Klaatu barada
Klaatu barada (2)
Klaatu verata nikto
Klaatu verata nikto ok
Kneel rapscallion!
L'm sorry, Sheila. Come on
Ladders!
Let go of the sword!
Let him go!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go!
Let's go! (2)
Likely he's one of henry's men!
Little goody two shoes little goody two shoes little goody two shoes little goody two shoes! little goody two shoes! little goody two shoes!
Little goody two shoes!
Little Goody Two Shoes. Little Goody Two Shoes.
Load! fire!
London bridge is falling down falling down falling down!
Look i'm tellin' you you got the wrong guy
Look maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable no but basically I said 'em yeah
Look there! a demon!
Look there! what the blazes
Look, l'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy
Looking glass!
Lord arthur approaches raise the portcullis!
Lord arthur where is my brother did he not ride with you
Lord arthur! lord arthur approaches!
Lt's an n word. lt's definitely an n word.
Make way
May god have mercy upon your souls
Me i'm through runnin'! I say we stay here and fight it out
Me sword!
Me sword's by his side
Most of our people have already fled
Move yourself lad!
My brother's death shall be avenged!
My fair lady!
My god! how do you stop it
My lord I believe he is the one written of in the necronomicon
My lord we are positioned on both fronts
My lord!
My name is ash and I am a slave
Necktie
Necronomicon ex mortis the book of the dead
Nectar
Nickel
No no! no no! no! no!
No wait!
No, wait
No!
No! no!
Noble gentlemen lord arthur!
Noodle
Nope just me baby just me
Nothin' here
Now ain't you a sweet little thing
Now bring me forth into that castle
Now easy now chief I don't know how I got here and i'm not lookin' for any trouble
Now get on those horses and get outta here
Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me
Now I will have that book
Now i'll have my vengeance!
Now let's talk about how I get back home
Now pick up a shovel and get digging!
Now send me back like in the deal
Now who's with me
Now will thou quest for the book
Now you get this straight the both of you
Now you see what's what
Now you're mine!
Oh dear god it's growing bigger!
Oh god! no! no! I slept too long!
Oh hold on!
Oh i'm blind! i'm blind!
Oh my eyes! i'm blind! oh god! i'm blind!
Oh sheila don't you get it it's over
Oh shit!
Oh susanna don't you cry for me!
Oh that stinkin' wise man!
Oh you i'll get back to you
Oh you miserable bags of bones!
Oh you wanna know 'cause the answers easy
Oh! wait a minute the words alright alright alright say the words
Okay in in!
Okay little fella
Okay then! that's it
Once I possess the necronomicon
Only the necronomicon has the power an unholy book which we also require
Only you the promised one can quest for it
Onward valiant cousins! their ranks are broke!
Ooh that's gotta hurt
Oops
Oops excuse me come on
Oops!
Open wide!
Perhaps we should leave as soon as possible we could be safe in the mountains
Pick up your feet stop draggin' your feet come on move along come on now
Pick yourselves up and sally for sally f sally forth!
Plastics! manufactured products!
Play dead!
Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives
Protect the book!
Quickly now you worthless fools! they'll be on us anon!
Quietly gently
Quit your belly aching!
Raise the portcullis!
Ram the gates!
Ramming speed!
Ready aim fire!
Ready the catapults!
Retails for about 109 95
Retreat! retreat! let's get the hell out of here!
Right
Right! you're no better!
Rocks! stone these creatures!
Sally forth!
Say hello to the 21st century yeah!
Sayonara sucker!
See how that works
See this this is my boomstick!
Seek cover!
Seek cover!
Seek your children!
Seek your children!
Sheila
Sheila!
Shop smart shop s mart
Shut your bleedin' hole!
Sire there's a second division approaching from the south
Six drops one two three four five
So l swallowed the juice, said the words, and here l am.
So long
So what's the deal can you send me back or not
So when do you think we can start with all the thing and the
So you wanna play rough eh okay
Something's wrong something's amiss
South flank to the western wall! now!
Spikes
Stay with the book
Steady
Steady now whoa
Steady the horses!
Storm the walls!
Strange one
Strange one!
Surf's up!
Swallow six drops thou shall awaken in thine own time
Sword boy!
Tally ho!
Thank you generous hosts!
That one
That would be the safest place
That'll teach you yeah that'll teach you
That's it go ahead and run run home and cry to mama!
That's it,
That's right shop smart shop s mart
The book awoke something dark in the woods
The book is mine!
The book tells us that each drop allows a man to sleep for a century
The book's where we are
The evil has a terrible hunger for the necronomicon and it will come here to get it
The moment of truth is almost here you men better not fail me now
The necronomicon quickly did you bring the necronomicon
The necronomicon!
The only reason i'm goin' to get the book is to get home
The red! the red! duke henry and his men have come!
The sortie on the second flank will stand it must
The wise men shall return you to your own time
The wise men were fools to trust in you
The wisemen say that thou art the promised one
Then we'll get henry the red and his men to fight with us
There is an evil awakened in this land
There my lord beyond the drawbridge in the second wall
There the necronomicon awaits
There we are
There we are
There! the promised one! the promised one's returned!
There's a sight for sore bones
There's so damned many of them
These winged ones are only the first of them
They don't look so clever now
They'll swallow our souls
They'll take our souls
They're coming! the deadites approach!
They've breached the first wall! what next
This path will lead you to an unholy place a cemetery
This sweet baby was made in grand rapids michigan
Thou shalt soon learn the horrors of the pit
Three books wait a minute hold it nobody said anything about three books
To the castle!
To the castle! to the castle!
To the pit! you miserable bastard!
To the walls!
Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains
Torch boy!
Tricky ones they are if it's a fight you want
Truly he is the promised one!
Um hardware aisle 12
Up the ladders lads! to the safety of the pa****ts!
Very well as we are men of our word we shall honor our bargain
Victory's ours!
Wait a minute oh god! I can't move!
Wait a minute you gotta understand man I never even saw these assholes before
Watch 'em lads they're an untrustworthy lot
Watch out! make way!
We are but 60 men
We are deserted!
We are deserted! (2)
We are saved!
We can take these deadites we can take 'em! with science
We can't hold the battlements!
We got plans for you girly girl move!
We had a deal
We shall feast upon your soul!
We shall storm their castle and get my book
We will hold! we must protect the book!
We'll crush them! we'll strike again!
We'll ram it down the bastard's throat!
We'll stand by you! hail! hail! hail! hail!
We're brothers! and a new kingdom shall be born!
We're overwhelmed!
We're saved!
We've broken through! the castle is ours!
We've secured the courtyard my lord
We've won the day yeah! yeah!
Welcome back to the land of the living
Welcome home!
Well
Well hello mr fancy pants
Well my dear say hello to the boys
Well repeat them
Well seems fairly obvious
Well won my friend
What a horrible nightmare
What a piece of armour this is!
What am I supposed to do take one book or all books or or what
What are you are you me
What are you are you me (2)
What are you doing here anyway
What are you waiting for
What is it boy
What is it, boy?
What that buffoon
What what is it
What's the matter you raised in a barn shut the door
When do you think we can start with all the ceremony and you know like
When thou misspoke the words the army of the dead awoke!
When thou retrievest the book from its cradle you must recite the words klaatu verata nikto
When you removed the necronomicon from the cradle did you speak the words
Where are they keeping my book
Where are you takin' me
Where is henry the red
Where the hell
Where'd you go where'd you
Where's henry the red why's he not
Who are you
Who rules you my lord! you sir!
Who wants to know
Whoa whoa wait a minute hold it
Whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin
Whoa wrong book
Why are you doing this
Why you
Why you (2)
Why you (3)
Wiseman!
Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time
Wretched excuse for a man!
Yeah
Yeah baby!
Yeah basically
Yeah great great get the fuck outta my face!
Yeah it's it's just that
Yeah right 'cause that was the deal
Yeah, baby!
Yeah!
Yeah! i'm gonna hunt down all you
Yes yes the mountains! we must flee!
Yes!
Yo she bitch let's go
Yo, she bitch
You can count on my steel
You can find this in the sporting goods department
You can run but you can't hide!
You found me beautiful once
You got me
You got that
You had us going my lady
You know 'cause sooner is always better than later right
You know your shoelace is untied
You little bastards! alright i'll crush each and every one of you i'll crush you to pieces i'm telling you! i'll squash you so hard you'll have to look up to see
You lousy little
You men you've got something to look forward to when you get to the castle
You people seek cover! to the pa****t!
You said there was a passage in there that could get rid of this thing and send me back
You said you could clean this mess up once you got that book
You shall die!
You shall never retrieve the necronomicon!
You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon.
You shall never take the necronomicon
You sir are not one of my vassals
You sound like a jerk!
You there handsomely now
You wanted the book, l got it for you. l did my part, now you send me back.
You wanted the damn book I got it for ya
You would leave me
You you want some more huh you want a little do you do you want some more huh huh
You'll die in the graveyard before you get it!
You're going down!
You're goody little two shoes you're goody little two shoes goody little two shoes
You've spoiled my plan for conquest and now you're going to die!
Your hand man godspeed!
Your people are no better than the foul corruption that lies in the bowels of that pit
l believe thou wilt leave in the morning
We've secured the courtyard, m'lord. Excellent.
Wiseman! (soIdier) Fall back. Back on your horses
'tis said that thou wilt journey for the book to help us and thou wilt lead our people against the evil
(all yell)
(ash blows gun barrel sound)
(ash laughing)
(ash screams in pain)
(ash screams while falling in water)
(ash screams)
(ash yells)
(Ash) Hyah!
(bad ash cheering)
(bad ash growling)
(bad ash head turning noise)
(bad ash screams while being catapulted)
(belches)
(bones breaking noise)
(bones falling noise)
(both gasp)
(both scream)
(boulders falling)
(bow and arrow sound)
(bow and arrow sound) (2)
(car falling sound)
(coughs)
(creature screams)
(distant scream)
(dynamite fuse fizzing sound)
(dynamite fuse fizzing sound) (2)
(dynamite fuse fizzling explosion)
(electricity crackling)
(explosion)
(face slap sound)
(gun shot)
(gun shot) (2)
(gunshot)
(gunshot) (2)
(head banging sound)
(horse neighing)
(horse neighing) (2)
(horse neighing) (3)
(impish laughter)
(kicks skeleton head sound)
(laughing)
(lion roaring)
(little ash laughing)
(little ash screams)
(man screams)
(people cheering)
(screams)
(sinister voice echoing)
(skeleton laughing)
(skeleton laughing) (2)
(skeleton screaming)
(sword cutting rope sound)
(sword draw sound)
(swords drawing sound)
(wind howling)