WALL-E (2008) Soundboard Edit

A is for axiom your home sweet home

A moment to be loved a whole life long

Activating airlock disposal

Ah

Ah men

Ah!

Ah! (2)

Ah! (3)

Ahhh!

All clean all clean

All communications are terminated

All hands on deck!

All these rules don't apply when you're high in the sky so come on down come on down

Also today we have a (beeping)

Analysis foreign contaminant

Analyze

And that is all that love's about

And that is all that love's about (2)

And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl

And we'll recall when time runs out

And we'll recall when time runs out that it only took a moment to be loved a whole life long

And we'll recall when time runs out that it only took a moment to be loved a whole life long (2)

And when we messed up our homeland we set sail for the sky

And when you speak angels sing from above

As always the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and

Atmospheric conditions unchanged

Attention axiom shoppers

Auto

Auto come down here

Auto earth is amazing! these are called farms

Auto eve found the plant fire up the holo detector

Auto get out of my way

Auto things have changed! we've got to go back

Auto why didn't you wake me for morning announcements

Auto you are relieved of duty

Auto! auto!

Aw!

Aye aye sir

Aye aye sir (2)

B is for buy n large your very best friend

Be happy

Because at bnl space is the final fun tier!

Bnl star liners leaving each day

Bot over here

But i'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time

But life is sustainable now look at this plant green and growing

But no probe's ever come back positive before

Buy n large

Buy n large everything you need to be happy

Buy n large is your superstore we got all you need

Buy n large is your superstore we got all you need and so much more

Bye wall e

Captain captain

Captain probe one has returned positive

Captain sir I insist you give me the plant

Captain you are needed on the bridge

Caution activating airlock disposal

Caution activating airlock disposal (2)

Caution rogue robots

Caution rogue robots (2)

Caution rogue robots (3)

Caution rogue robots (4)

Caution rogue robots (5)

Caution rogue robots (6)

Cease and desist

Clear

Clear (2)

Clear (3)

Clear clear clear

Close your eyes and see it glisten barnaby

Computer status report

Computer when was that message sent out to the axiom

Confirm acquisition

Contains no specimen probe's memory is faulty

Correct captain

Course set for earth

Cruising speed

Dancing a series of movements involving two partners where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music

Darn it all we're going to have to cancel operation recolonize

Date don't get me started on the date

Define dancing

Define hoedown

Define sea

Despite all you made of it you're always afraid of the change

Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked well come on down

Did you think that your feet had been bound by what gravity brings to the ground

Did you think you'd escaped from routine by changing the script and the scene

Directive

Directive (2)

Directive (3)

Directive (4)

Directive classified

Don't worry

Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about

E ah!

Earth earth

Earth earth (2)

Earth earth (3)

Earth earth! (exclaims in understanding)

Earth hmm define earth

Earth the surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea

Easier

Enough

Eve

Eve (2)

Eve (3)

Eve (4)

Eve (5)

Eve (6)

Eve (7)

Eve (8)

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Eve (14)

Eve (15)

Eve (16)

Eve (17)

Eve (18)

Eve (19)

Eve (20)

Eve (21)

Eve (22)

Eve arrest him

Eve eve eve

Eve eve!

Eve eve! eve! eve!

Eve wall e

Eve wall e bring the plant to the lido deck

Eve you are to put this plant straight in the holo detector

Eve!

Eve! (2)

Eve! (3)

Eve! (4)

Eve! (5)

Eve! (6)

Eve! (7)

Eve! (8)

Eve! (9)

Eve! (10)

Eve! (11)

Eve! eve!

Eve! eve! (2)

Eve! eve! eve!

Eve! oh!

EVE. EVE.

Every holo date I have been on has been a virtual disaster

Everyday words seem to turn into love songs

False alarm

Feel beautiful

Find adventure in the evening air

Fore!

Fore! fore! fore!

Foreign contaminant

Foreign contaminant (2)

Foreign contaminant (3)

Foreign contaminant (4)

Foreign contaminant (5)

Foreign contaminant (6)

Foreign contaminant (7)

Get off

Get off (2)

Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars

Get out your feathers your patent leathers your beads and buckles and bows

Girls in white in a perfumed night where the lights are bright as the stars

Give me the plant

Give me the plant (2)

Give me the plant (3)

Go 4

Go 4 send her to the repair ward and have them run diagnostics on her make sure she's not ah!

Go go go go go

Go to full autopilot take control of everything and do not return to earth

Good night captain

Got you

Greetings and congratulations captain

Ha!

Halt

Halt (2)

Halt (3)

Halt halt

Halt!

Halt! halt!

Have uh wall e cleaned

Here

Here is a little song I wrote note for note

Hey auto what's that flashing button

Hey drink bot here take the cup hey take the cup! whoa!

Hey there autopilots got some bad news um

Hey wall e! it's your buddy john hi wall e!

Hey what john

Hey! hey! that's what's his name!

Hey! that's not this is mutiny!

Hey! what the

Hi hi

Hmm

Hoedown a social gathering at which lively dancing would take place

Hold me close and hold me fast

Home

Home auto and it's in trouble

Home we're going back

Honestly it's the one thing I get to do on this ship

Horse drawn open cars

How how did you find it

Huh

Huh (2)

Huh (3)

Huh (4)

Huh (5)

Huh (6)

Huh (7)

Huh (8)

Huh (9)

Huh (10)

Huh (11)

Huh oh! oh! oh um sure you go ahead

Huh what hey I know that guy it's uh wall e

Humans would put seeds in the ground pour water on them and they grow food like pizza

I can't just sit here and do nothing that's all i've ever done

I didn't know we had a pool

I didn't know we had a pool!

I don't want to survive I want to live!

I gotcha!

I guess things go back to normal huh

I know honey

I know I know because i've what the

I know that song

I'll have activated the holo detector

I'm good I am good you look gorgeous

I'm in a tunnel I can't hear you

I'm the captain of the axiom we are going home today

I've been in my cabin all morning so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space

If I could just meet one one who wasn't so superficial there are no good men out there

If you are seeing this that means your extraterrestrial vegetation evaluator or eve probe has returned from earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis

If you have any further questions just consult your operation manual

Irrelevant captain

Is that all you got

It only takes a moment

It's all about you people it's not about me

It's good to be home!

It's living proof he was wrong

It's that easy

It's the new you stunning you look great

Jacuzzi ph balance unchanged

John get ready to have some kids!

Just a trim

Just cut it off will you

Just needed someone to look after you that's all

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot please remain calm

Laundry service volume unchanged

Let go let go

Let's get the heck out of here

Like the fish in the ocean we felt at home in the sea

Listen barnaby

Look

Look i'm tired of having the same argument over and over

Look out!

Look what I got auto

Look! look at that

Love blue

M o m o m o m o

M o wall e!

Maybe we missed a step show me how you change

Mechanical systems unchanged

Message received in the year 2110

Mmm mmm

Mmm! time for lunch in a cup

Morning just a trim

Mr president I think huh sir time to go

Must follow my directive

Mutiny mutiny

Name

No

No (2)

No (3)

No it's nothing I was pleased to do this

No monday in your sunday clothes

No monday in your sunday no monday in your sunday clothes

No no

No no no don't tell me I want to see for myself

No splashing no

No splashing no diving

No wait a minute

No we did that yesterday I don't want to do that

No!

No! (2)

No! (3)

No! mutiny! mutiny!

No! no no no!

Not good

Not necessary captain you may give it to me

Not possible

Not possible (2)

Now due to the effects of microgravity you and your passengers may have suffered some slight bone loss

Now hurry auto's probably going to cut me off

Now that earth has been restored to a life sustaining status by golly we can begin operation recolonize

Now the plant

Oh

Oh go on

Oh I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary of our five year cruise

Oh my

Oh my (2)

Oh no wall e

Oh no!

Oh so many stars oh

Oh!

Oh! (2)

Oh! (3)

Oh! (4)

Oh! (5)

Oh! (6)

Oh! (7)

Oh! (8)

Oh! (9)

Oh! (10)

Oh! (11)

Oh! (12)

Okay

Okay auto

Okay i'm giving override directive a 113

Okay then come on

On the axiom you will survive

Ooh!

Ooh! (2)

Ooh! (3)

Ooh! (4)

Ooh! (5)

Ooh! (6)

Ooh! (7)

Ooh! (8)

Ooh! (9)

Oops

Operate manuel

Operation cleanup has well failed

Out there is our home

Out there there's a world outside of yonkers way out there beyond this hick town barnaby

Over here throw it

Passenger count unchanged

Pathetic

Plant

Plant (2)

Plant origin verified

Plant right right where is it

Plant!

Plant! (2)

Plant! (3)

Plant! plant!

Please hold we are currently having

Please remain stationary a service bot will be here to assist you momentarily

Please remain stationary a service bot will be here to assist you momentarily (2)

Pop you pop

Positive

Prepare for landing

Protocol auto first things first

Psst! computer

Put on your sunday clothes there's lots of world out there

Put on your sunday clothes we're gonna ride through town in one of those new horse drawn open cars

Put on your sunday clothes when you feel down and out

Put on your sunday clothes when you feel down and out (2)

Reactor core temperature unchanged

Regenerative food buffet unchanged

Remain calm remain calm

Repeat do not return to earth

Sea an expanse of salt water that covers most of the earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses

See you back home real soon

Seven six five four

Shade!

Shh! (music stops)

Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's holo detector and the axiom will immediately navigate your return to earth

Sir coffee

Sir orders are do not return to earth

Sir the annual

Sir the annual reconnaissance

So be sure next mealtime to ask for your free septuacentennial cupcake in a cup

So just stay the course

So then we're not going to earth negative

Spend your five year cruise in style waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew

Step one voice command 'confirm acquisition '

Stewards! hello!

Stop that make me

Strut down the street and have your picture took

Strut down the street and have your picture took (2)

Stupid wheel

Subject is most commonly referred to as soil dirt or earth

Substance is a three phase system composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids

Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

Ta da!

Tell me auto! that's an order

Tell me what's classified

Ten nine eight seven six five four three two

Ten seconds to hyper jump nine eight

Ten seconds to self destruct

Testing testing is this thing on

That is classified captain

That style suits you

That sunday shine is a certain sign that you feel as fine as you look

That sunday shine is a certain sign that you feel as fine as you look (2)

That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done nothing!

That's right it means it's time to go back home

That's right the plant you want it come and get it blinky

That's that's nearly 700 years ago!

The axiom putting the star in executive star liner

The jewel of the bnl fleet the axiom

The lido deck is now closing the lido deck is now closing

The magic spell you cast

The plant

The plant!

The probe must be defective

Then we got up on two legs but we wanted to fly

There you are

There you go little guy you came a long way for a drink of water

There's a slick town barnaby out there full of shine and full of sparkle

There's no need to walk

These are extraordinary qualities to find on earth

They're um dancing yes dancing

This is called farming! you kids are going to grow all kinds of plants vegetable plants pizza plants!

This is la vie en rose

This is the captain I am locked in my room

Three two one zero

Too heavy for you huh

Too much garbage in your face there's plenty of space out in space!

Took a moment to be loved a whole life long

Try blue it's the new red

Twenty seconds to self destruct

Uh huh I see I know honey I know

Uh huh uh

Uh john

Uh manuel relay instructions manuel

Uh mary

Uh no john

Uh oh

Uh oh (2)

Uh oh (3)

Uh oh (4)

Uh oh (5)

Uh oh (6)

Uh oh (7)

Uh oh!

Um rather than try and fix this problem it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space

Unsustainable what

Voice authorization required uh uh accepted

Wait a minute

Wait that doesn't look like earth

Wall e

Wall e (2)

Wall e (3)

Wall e (4)

Wall e (5)

Wall e (6)

Wall e (7)

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Wall e (9)

Wall e (10)

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Wall e (12)

Wall e (13)

Wall e (14)

Wall e (15)

Wall e (16)

Wall e (17)

Wall e the plant! wall e!

Wall e wall e!

Wall e wall e! (2)

Wall e!

Wall e! (2)

Wall e! (3)

Wall e! (4)

Wall e! (5)

Wall e! (6)

Wall e! (7)

Wall e! (8)

Wall e! (9)

Wall e! (10)

Wall e! (11)

Wall e! (12)

Wall e! (13)

Wall e! (14)

Wall e! (15)

Wall e! (16)

Wall e! (17)

Wall e! (18)

Wall e! wall e!

We can go back home! for the first time!

We cannot go home

We define new priorities

We define new priorities these are extraordinary qualities

We got snow up on the mountains we got rivers down below

We got snow up on the mountains we got rivers down below (2)

We got snow up on the mountains we got rivers down below (3)

We got snow up on the mountains we got rivers down below (4)

We got snow up on the mountains we got rivers down below (5)

We have a jogging track

We have to go back

We hear the birds sing in the trees and the land will be looked after we'll send the seeds out in the breeze

We hear the birds sing in the trees and the land will be looked after we'll send the seeds out in the breeze (2)

We hear the birds sing in the trees and the land will be looked after we'll send the seeds out in the breeze (3)

We hear the birds sing in the trees and the land will be looked after we'll send the seeds out in the breeze (4)

We learned to live off the good land we learned to climb up a tree

We'll clean up the mess while you're away!

We'll see the shows at delmonico's and we'll close the town in a whirl and we won't come home until we've kissed a girl

We'll see who's powerless now

We're coming down coming down to earth like babies at birth coming down to earth

We're coming down to the ground

We're coming down to the ground (2)

We're coming down to the ground (3)

We're coming down to the ground (4)

We're coming down to the ground (5)

We're coming down to the ground there's no better place to go

We're coming down to the ground there's no better place to go (2)

We're coming down to the ground there's no better place to go (3)

We're coming down to the ground there's no better place to go (4)

We're coming down to the ground there's no better place to go (5)

We're gonna find adventure in the evening air

We're here everybody

Well false alarm!

Well good morning everybody and welcome to day 255642 aboard the axiom

Well i'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing

Well let's open her up

Well then what do you want to do I don't know something

What are you talking about why not

What do you mean classified you don't keep a secret from the captain

What it's completely relevant!

What's it like now

What's that what's going on

Whee!

When time runs out

When you kiss me heaven sighs and though I close my eyes I see la vie en rose

When you press me to your heart i'm in a world apart a world where roses bloom

Where's the blue sky

Where's the grass

Where's the thingy

While your captain and autopilot chart a course for nonstop entertainment fine dining and with our all access hover chairs even grandma can join the fun

Who are you who are you who are you

Whoa

Whoa (2)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Whoa!

Whoa! (2)

Whoa! (3)

Whoa! (4)

Whoa! (5)

Whoa! (6)

Whoa! (7)

Whoa! (8)

Whoa! (9)

Whoa! (10)

Whoa! (11)

Whoa! (12)

Whoa! (13)

Whoa! uh

Whoa! uh oh!

Whoops

Why don't you scan her to be sure

Wouldn't you know rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on earth

Wow

Wow look at that!

Wow will you look at that let's see

Wrong

Yay captain! captain we're home! it's so beautiful!

Yoo hoo wall e

Yoo hoo! eve

You are confined to quarters

You are now free to move about the cabin

You know what I should do it myself

You look gorgeous

You made it somehow huh little guy you didn't give up did you

You're kidding!

You're not getting away from me one eye

You've got a lot on your chest well you can come as my guest so come on down come on down

Your day is very important to us

12 30!

(alarm blaring)

(alarm blaring) (2)

(alarm blaring) (3)

(alarm blaring) (4)

(alarm sounding)

(alarms blaring)

(all exclaiming)

(all powering down)

(beeping)

(beeping) (2)

(beeping) (3)

(beeping) (4)

(beeping) (5)

(beeping) (6)

(beeping) (7)

(bleeping)

(bleeping) (2)

(bleeping) (3)

(bleeping) (4)

(bleeping) (5)

(both) wall e!

(buzzer buzzing)

(buzzes)

(buzzes) (2)

(buzzes) (3)

(buzzing)

(captain snoring)

(chattering in confusion)

(chattering inquisitively)

(chattering)

(chattering) (2)

(chattering) (3)

(chatters inquiringly)

(chatters)

(circuits powering up)

(clanging)

(clanks)

(clicking)

(confused beep)

(crashing)

(crashing) (2)

(crashing) (3)

(descending whoosh)

(distant explosions)

(doors opening)

(electric buzz)

(electronic warbling and whining)

(elevator chimes)

(elevator chimes) (2)

(engines powering down)

(engines powering up)

(engines powering up) (2)

(eve exclaiming in alarm)

(eve exclaims in alarm)

(eve exclaims)

(eve exclaims) (2)

(eve giggles)

(eve giggles) (2)

(eve humming it only takes a moment)

(eve inquiring in foreign language)

(eve inquiring in foreign languages)

(eve laughing)

(eve laughing) (2)

(eve shouts indistinctly)

(eve sighs) oh

(eve sneezes)

(eve warbles in concern)

(eve warbles)

(eve warbles) ooh!

(eve warbling)

(eve whimpering)

(exclaiming)

(exclaiming) (2)

(exclaiming) (3)

(exclaims in frustration)

(exclaims in surprise) eve!

(exclaims in worry)

(exclaims softly)

(exclaims sternly)

(exclaims)

(exclaims) wall e

(explosion)

(explosion) (2)

(fire extinguisher)

(fizzling)

(gasps)

(giggles)

(giggles) (2)

(go 4 beeps)

(go 4 warbling)

(groaning in disappointment)

(groaning) eve

(groans in frustration)

(groans)

(imitating docking and brakes creaking)

(john and mary screaming)

(laughing)

(lighter flicking)

(loud metallic knocking)

(m o buzzing)

(m o chattering angrily)

(m o screams in frustration)

(m o warbles)

(m o warbling)

(machinery clanging)

(machinery droning)

(mary grunting)

(mechanical buzzing)

(mechanical whirring)

(mechanical whirring) (2)

(metallic clanging)

(mumbles dismissively)

(old video game beeping)

(panting rhythmically)

(people muttering)

(powering up)

(powering up) (2)

(powering up) (3)

(rattling)

(robot beeping)

(robot warbles warning)

(robots crashing)

(rumbling)

(screaming)

(screaming) (2)

(servos whirring weakly)

(shuddering)

(sighs in frustration)

(sighs) wall e

(siren wailing)

(squeaking happily)

(squeaking put on your sunday clothes)

(steady pulsing)

(tapping on panel)

(thunder crashing)

(wall e beeps)

(wall e bleeps) ha!

(wall e buzzing)

(wall e chattering in fear)

(wall e clears throat)

(wall e exclaiming)

(wall e exclaims defiantly)

(wall e exclaims)

(wall e exclaims) (2)

(wall e exclaims) (3)

(wall e exhales in relief)

(wall e gasps)

(wall e groaning in concern)

(wall e groaning weakly and beeping slowly)

(wall e groaning)

(wall e groaning) (2)

(wall e groans)

(wall e moaning)

(wall e moaning) (2)

(wall e moans)

(wall e muttering nervously)

(wall e muttering)

(wall e muttering) (2)

(wall e screaming)

(wall e screams)

(wall e screams) (2)

(wall e screams) (3)

(wall e shuddering)

(wall e shuddering) (2)

(wall e shuddering) (3)

(wall e shuddering) huh

(wall e sighs giddily and beeps rapidly)

(wall e sighs)

(wall e sighs) (2)

(wall e sighs) (3)

(wall e sighs) (4)

(wall e sighs) (5)

(wall e squawks)

(wall e struggling)

(wall e tittering)

(wall e warbles)

(wall e warbling)

(wall e warbling) (2)

(wall e warbling) (3)

(wall e whistles)

(wall e whistling casually)

(wall e yelps softly)

(warbles in concern)

(warbles in confusion)

(warbles)

(warbling unintelligibly)

(warbling)

(warbling) (2)

(warbling) (3)

(whirring)

(whistles)

(whooshing)

(whooshing) (2)

(whooshing) (3)

(whooshing) (4)

(wind howling)

(wind howling) (2)

(yawning)

(yelps in surprise)

(yelps) wall e