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Alright, I get it.
Alright, I get it.
Be my footstool.
Be my footstool.
Because I love you.
Because I love you.
But I am like totally fine.
But I am like totally fine.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
Can I have my phone back?
Can I have my phone back?
Come on, old man, little boy, let's make an intergenerational sandwich.
Come on, old man, little boy, let's make an intergenerational sandwich.
Do all of you remember who you are?
Do all of you remember who you are?
Do I?
Do I?
Don't hurt anybody.
Don't hurt anybody.
Father.
Father.
First, I want you to admit that you're a closet racist. A beta male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.
First, I want you to admit that you're a closet racist. A beta male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.
Frank policky.
Frank policky.
God, I feel terrible.
God, I feel terrible.
He's in prison summer, he got captured by the federation and we were going to rescue him.
He's in prison summer, he got captured by the federation and we were going to rescue him.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey there stranger.
Hey there stranger.
Hi, frank.
Hi, frank.
How did you know?
How did you know?
I am summer.
I am summer.
I don't care what you look like.
I don't care what you look like.
I don't have my phone. I'm doing a human holiday.
I don't have my phone. I'm doing a human holiday.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I love Obama.
I love Obama.
I love you.
I love you.
I think that when you put your mind into this body's young brain, it did what young brains do. It shoved the bad thoughts into the back and put a wall around them. But those bad thoughts are the re...
I think that when you put your mind into this body's young brain, it did what young brains do. It shoved the bad thoughts into the back and put a wall around them. But those bad thoughts are the re...
I want to be popular at school.
I want to be popular at school.
I want to hear you say it.
I want to hear you say it.
I was your only friend and I get nothing.
I was your only friend and I get nothing.
I'm going to go make some wooden steaks.
I'm going to go make some wooden steaks.
I'm gonna move to the southwest and I don't know, do something with turquoise.
I'm gonna move to the southwest and I don't know, do something with turquoise.
I'm not giving you my phone.
I'm not giving you my phone.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm posting this online like right now.
I'm posting this online like right now.
I'm putting you on speaker.
I'm putting you on speaker.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm trying to save your life.
I'm trying to save your life.
Just calm down, OK?
Just calm down, OK?
Just calm down, OK? You're scaring me.
Just calm down, OK? You're scaring me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Lots of hookers outside, huh?
Lots of hookers outside, huh?
Mom and Dad are like, right around the corner.
Mom and Dad are like, right around the corner.
Mom is a beautiful woman. Look at her.
Mom is a beautiful woman. Look at her.
Morty.
Morty.
Nice.
Nice.
No way.
No way.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
No, we don't want your dumb balloons.
No, we don't want your dumb balloons.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Of unity.
Of unity.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh wow. That's an intense line of questioning.
Oh wow. That's an intense line of questioning.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Ohh yeah yeah. Shame me at least when I'm disgusting. It's on purpose.
Ohh yeah yeah. Shame me at least when I'm disgusting. It's on purpose.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, but if not tonight, when?
OK, but if not tonight, when?
OK, but not because you told me to.
OK, but not because you told me to.
OK.
OK.
Open your eyes.
Open your eyes.
Same shit, different day.
Same shit, different day.
Set yourself free.
Set yourself free.
Shut.
Shut.
Snuffles.
Snuffles.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Stealing people's bodies.
Stealing people's bodies.
Stephen Phillips.
Stephen Phillips.
Steven Phillips.
Steven Phillips.
Steven.
Steven.
Summer.
Summer.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
That is so awesome.
That is so awesome.
That was important to you, wasn't it?
That was important to you, wasn't it?
This is the story we'll be telling our children.
This is the story we'll be telling our children.
Tinkles.
Tinkles.
Tiny Rick.
Tiny Rick.
Um.
Um.
Vampires are real.
Vampires are real.
Wanna piss on him?
Wanna piss on him?
We missed you so much.
We missed you so much.
We're bored. Take us back to Rick.
We're bored. Take us back to Rick.
Well, I'm not afraid to die.
Well, I'm not afraid to die.
Well, So what?
Well, So what?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What if you did it for me?
What if you did it for me?
What kind of guys like this happen?
What kind of guys like this happen?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Where did you learn to talk? You grandpa stealing slut?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why is everything always happening to you?
Why is everything always happening to you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You have dropped so many balls, man.
You have dropped so many balls, man.
You know you're kind of a Dick, right?
You know you're kind of a Dick, right?
You speak when you're spoken to dingaling.
You speak when you're spoken to dingaling.
You think it might be getting back into your old body tonight?
You think it might be getting back into your old body tonight?
You will lose her.
You will lose her.
You're a baby and an idiot.
You're a baby and an idiot.
You're scaring me.
You're scaring me.
You're such a Dick.
You're such a Dick.
You've been picked up, little turd.
You've been picked up, little turd.
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77198364211.
ああ。
ああ。