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Alright, remember alcohol equals puke equals smelly mass equals nobody likes you.
Alright, remember alcohol equals puke equals smelly mass equals nobody likes you.
Alright, stop before I throw up.
Alright, stop before I throw up.
Are you high?
Are you high?
Check this out.
Check this out.
Conditioner is better. I leave your hair silky and smooth.
Conditioner is better. I leave your hair silky and smooth.
Dad, yes.
Dad, yes.
Frank
Frank
Give me one big ones, I don't care.
Give me one big ones, I don't care.
Great, I like the porn.
Great, I like the porn.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hey Carl, what's up?
Hey Carl, what's up?
Hey hey, good looking.
Hey hey, good looking.
Hey old Man River zip it or break your head.
Hey old Man River zip it or break your head.
Hey, where's my check?
Hey, where's my check?
Holy geez, I wanted to lick 'em
Holy geez, I wanted to lick 'em
Hooters Hooters Hooters.
Hooters Hooters Hooters.
How is big mistake making me pissed my pants like that man?
How is big mistake making me pissed my pants like that man?
How you doing Kevin Gerrity here.
How you doing Kevin Gerrity here.
Hueh, splosh.
Hueh, splosh.
I got piss on May.
I got piss on May.
I saw the sign man you guys got a lot of porn.
I saw the sign man you guys got a lot of porn.
I'm 24
I'm 24
Julian
Julian
No worry on that one, dipshit.
No worry on that one, dipshit.
No, I will not make out with you.
No, I will not make out with you.
No, no, no. I want my mouth.
No, no, no. I want my mouth.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh my Lord, what have I done to deserve it?
Oh my Lord, what have I done to deserve it?
OK.
OK.
Payback time, I don't know when I could be honest. When you're sleeping and then guess what? I'm going to piss all over you. That's worse. It's my piss on me right now we can deal with it when it's...
Payback time, I don't know when I could be honest. When you're sleeping and then guess what? I'm going to piss all over you. That's worse. It's my piss on me right now we can deal with it when it's...
Shampoo is better. I go on 1st and clean your hair.
Shampoo is better. I go on 1st and clean your hair.
Shut up.
Shut up.
So what do you think me you, the old lady? Little sandwich action?
So what do you think me you, the old lady? Little sandwich action?
So you're gonna go to your Hooters reunion. You guys to sit around talk about who's ass hanging out of their shorts, IMO.
So you're gonna go to your Hooters reunion. You guys to sit around talk about who's ass hanging out of their shorts, IMO.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sunny
Sunny
Sure.
Sure.
That wasn't very nice.
That wasn't very nice.
That's what you get for trying to make me suck your Dick.
That's what you get for trying to make me suck your Dick.
Well, you know you got 5 minutes all if you got nothing to do with you stumble into one of the rooms, pull down your panties, whack it.
Well, you know you got 5 minutes all if you got nothing to do with you stumble into one of the rooms, pull down your panties, whack it.
Whaaaaat?
Whaaaaat?
Why in soccer said?
Why in soccer said?
Yeah, come on, you're a piece of white bread. Use a piece of white bread on the salami. Let's give it a shot.
Yeah, come on, you're a piece of white bread. Use a piece of white bread on the salami. Let's give it a shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You confusing me.
You confusing me.
You have a good sleep tonight. Pleasant Hooters.
You have a good sleep tonight. Pleasant Hooters.
You went off a lot.
You went off a lot.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You're the only guy I've ever trusted in my entire life.
You're the only guy I've ever trusted in my entire life.