Boogie Nights (1997) Edit

A big, bright shining star.

A clue.

A couple glazed.

A month.

A who? A Ma...? A Maggie. You know a Maggie?

Action, kids.

Actually, I had it painted yesterday so the paint might still be kind of sticky.

Again. You ready?

Ah, I know who you are. I read about you in a magazine.

Ahem.

Ahem. And you look really sexy.

Ahh, Jack, I'm not trying to hurt you.

All I know is that I cannot get a record contract...

All over the sheets and everything. Just... pouring out.

All right, cool. It's out front.

All right, everybody, here we go.

All right, motherfucker, empty the cash register now. And hurry up.

All right, now, Summer, I want you to take Skye's thong off.

All right, this could be the thing.

All right, where is it?

All right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography...

All right? It's a real thing that I wanna do. It's a real thing that I can do. Please.

All right.

All right.

All right. Sorry, I was just...

All we need is the tapes, Burt.

All you need to do is walk over, get down, and come inside us.

Amazing party, man. Fucking chicks everywhere.

Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job...

Amber, I live in this world. I don't like violence any more than you do.

Amen.

And beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous, young actress...

And granted, the tapes themselves are your...

And I ain't got all night.

And I know you're not the only one she sees.

And I understand, you know, they have to make films...

And I'll tell you something else.

And it got really hard being surrounded by all those guys all day.

And let's talk about how all of us... Not one of us.

And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps...

And that lamp, those are real sterling silver. Yeah, they have a very modern feel too.

And that's what I'm gonna fucking do right the fuck now.

And the agreement on the money settlement has been taken care of?

And the award for best cock goes to...

And the award for best newcomer goes to...

And the name is in, like, bright blue neon lights...

And the theaters are already converting to video projectors.

And this isn't "Go out and have sex with 10 million people."

And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up...

And we can fucking do it, all right? You with me?

And you say yes, okay? Are you my mom?

And your fucking films suck now anyway.

And, Dirk, you gotta work on the Colonel too, Dirk.

And, uh, he's shy, you know?

And, um, he can fuck hard or he can fuck, like, really gently.

And, um...

And, um...

And, you know, "How to get a girl off." It's about how to get your wife off.

And...

Anyhow...

Anyway, heh...

Anyway, she's got all this stuff going up, and the next thing you know, she started...

Anyway, uh, "Enter Dirk. He meets Becky. They go at it."

Are we ready?

Are we ready?

Are you all right, honey?

Are you crazy? It won't match.

Are you gonna take your skates off

Are you kidding me, kitty?

Are you listening to me, kid?

Are you ready to get on with this experiment?

Are your busi... Are your... You own them, okay?

Around and over. Good. See, we can go right into doggy style.

At least the women are safe.

Aw, come on. You just got here. Let's hang out, let's party.

Because I know he won't. I'm positive.

Because I wanted to, you know...

Because you can't fuck forever. I realize that. Anyway, violence...

Because you don't fucking get it, Burt. You give us the tapes.

Becky Barnett.

Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20 , 25 , $30,000 on a movie.

Big push for the doctor. Big push. This is it. Big push. Push, push, push.

Bitch.

Blocking, an idea or a movement.

Boom, no more films. That's fine with me.

Boom. Right there.

Brandy? Brandy's your name, right?

Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing.

Brock protects the values of the American ideal...

Buck, honey, that was great.

But doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forces?

But I can't have any more fuckups. You dig?

But I don't wanna make a film where they show up, they sit down...

But I have to talk to the Colonel when we get to Vegas.

But I just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm really sorry.

But I think the circumstances call for immediate action, uh...

But I'm gonna help you settle this.

But I'm gonna help you settle this.

But if you just wanna look at it, it's only 5.

But if you make a good one...

But it lacks passion. I wanna see some passion here.

But it's Diggler that remains the standout in this film.

But it's my dream to make a film...

But now I'm back, and I'm ready to pursue my acting career.

But soon that goes, I die, then what do I have? I got nothing.

But that's really... That's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you.

But the bees won't sting Because you love me

But the magic that is on the tapes, that fucking heart and soul...

But they, uh...

But when you see violence in films, it's... You know...

But you can work out in the morning, you can work out at noon...

But you see, Miss Amber, I'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico, you know?

But, I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top, you know?

Call me crazy, call me a pervert...

Can I join in?

Can you close the door?

Can't you get a job like this in Torrance?

Chi chi, listen. Jack and Amber's table. Take them over an order of clams. Let's go.

Cinco, cuatro, tres, dos, uno.

Class, begin.

Clear your tables, please.

Colonel's got the money. You got the talent, Jack.

Come here, darling.

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Go, go, go. Push, push, push.

Come on, come on, come on. Puppies!

Come on, Little Bill.

Come on, say something. Make a toast.

Come on, you puppies.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. It's out front.

Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes. That's it.

Come with us, sweetie.

Congratulations. That was great, wasn't it?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool.

Cool. Here. Taste that.

Could have been me, the one that was at Ringo's place when the shit went down.

Cut. Excellent.

Darling, I'd like you to meet Jack Horner, the finest director in the business.

Did I hear someone say deal?

Did you register a complaint?

Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand hard ons.

Dirk.

Dirk.

Dirk. Dirk Diggler.

Dirk. I want you to meet my friend Todd. Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler.

Do it quickly.

Do me a favor. Just mind your business, please. What the fuck?

Do not stop. You want some water?

Do you have any coke at this party?

Do you know how good you are at doing it, Eddie?

Do you know Maggie?

Do you remember me from a couple hours ago?

Do you remember me?

Do you think I look cool when I do it?

Do you think you could give me a minute?

Do you understand?

Do you want me to use a Spanish accent?

Does it...? Does it look sexy?

Does this character have a name?

Don't be mean! And you don't talk to me! No!

Don't just ram it in there like that.

Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn.

Don't reach for your gun.

Don't say that.

Don't say that.

Don't stop, big stud.

Don't think I don't know what goes on when I'm not here.

Don't worry. I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.

Don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay?

Dump it in there good. Dump it in clean.

Eddie Adams from Torrance.

Eddie is, uh, interested in film.

Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. He works on some of the films.

Eddie. Eddie Adams.

Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood.

Everyone's blessed with one special thing.

Excellent time. Thank you, Jack. It was a great party.

Excuse me, Reed.

Faggot, you like that?

Faster. Do it a little faster.

Film is just too damn expensive.

Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance.

Fine.

First we're gonna check for holes, see what we can find.

Five grand?

Five grand.

Fix you some eggs, beauty?

Floyd Gondolli. Ha, ha. Great you could make it. Great, great, great.

For Dirk Diggler...

Four..."

Freeze!

Freeze! Don't make me chase you, Raphael!

Fuck her in the ass.

Fuck it. Hey, no. Hey, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now.

Fuck me.

Fuck no! Todd, don't!

Fuck off.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fucking stupid motherfucker.

Fucker! You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker!

Fucking 1980, you know?

Fucking dare me.

Fucking faggot.

Fucking great.

Fucking idiot.

Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Fucking love that song.

Fucking shit.

Fucking son of a bitch. Oh, God.

Fucking, Reed, yeah. I got his fucking address.

Full flip.

Get her in the car, drive her to Saint Joe's. Drop her off in the front. I don't want any...

Get him out of the fucking truck, man!

Get in and let's make film history.

Get out of my way.

Get out of the car, man!

Get out. Go sleep on the couch.

Get some champagne, dude.

Glad you came by.

Go ahead and fuck that little girl.

Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me.

Go to that whore Sheryl Lynn. Why don't you just go to her?

Go.

God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director...

Goddamn poster!

Good night, beauty.

Good night, honey tits. Sleep beautiful.

Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late.

Good to see you. Take a seat. You want something to drink?

Good? It's not good.

Good. Who's that?

Goodbye, 1979. Hello, 1980.

Got it.

Guys, guys, guys. Slow down, Colonel. Say again?

Guys, let's get the album.

Guys.

Ha ha ha. I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.

Ha, ha. All right.

Ha, yeah. Well, you like what you see?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever been to, um, Niagara Falls?

Have you heard the tapes? Have you heard them?

Having a good time?

Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?

He came inside of her.

He does not have the right to tell me how to dress.

He has every right to tell me how to sell stereos. It's his store, I'll listen.

He is a creative man of many interests:

He went in the bedroom.

He's got coke, and he's got cash in that safe in that bedroom...

He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. All right?

He's interested in, uh, show business.

He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

He's one hell of an actor.

He's so fucking talented, the bastard. You know, I just...

He's very tired.

He's, uh... He's very special.

Heh, I mean, if you want a system to handle what you want...

Heh, you got that? Now, see, if you get this system as is...

Heh. I'm gonna take this off.

Hello, friends.

Hello? Exactly.

Hello? Uh huh.

Hello. Are you John?

Here it is. That's about half a key right there.

Here we go again. Dirk Diggler.

Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?

Here, here, here.

Hey, Dirk, you made it.

Hey, don't... Don't do that. No, no, no.

Hey, guys, we're losing these two. They're moving to Bakersfield.

Hey, guys. Look at me.

Hey, hey, hey, you can't lay this all on me, man.

Hey, how's my little kung fu fighter?

Hey, I know how it is. I've been there.

Hey, I love this thing. I make these little mix tapes together, you know?

Hey, Kurt, are we gonna have any more coverage on this, or...?

Hey, listen. Thank you.

Hey, Little Bill, look at me.

Hey, Rahad.

Hey, Reed. Reed o.

Hey, we were looking for you before, man. Where were you, seriously?

Hey, you gotta bring your legs all the way around.

Hey, you wanna see something really fascinating?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system.

Hi.

Hi. Hello. Howdy.

Hi. I'm Johnny Doe.

Hi. Jack Horner here.

Hi. This is my lady friend.

High fidelity. Know what that means?

His name is Brock Landers.

His partner's name is Chest Rockwell.

His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding.

Hmm.

Hold on. What if he tests the stuff out?

Honestly, if you direct it, we make a whole series with a whole story.

Honey, Amber, baby, please, talk to Jack.

Honey, honey. Listen to me.

Honey? You okay? Sweetheart? Is something wrong?

Horses? What?

How all of us are gonna profit.

How do you keep them in the theater after they've come?

How do you know him?

How long has it been since you've had a woman?

How much?

How old are you, Eddie?

How you doing? Come on in.

How'd you meet Jack? Because I work on the films, you know, sometimes.

How's it at work? You get home late, huh?

How's it going? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah.

I am a big, bright, shining star.

I am a star.

I am a star. I'm a fucking rock 'n' roll star, man.

I am the fucking king of Dirk!

I can't fucking believe this. Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard on, lady.

I can't. I can't get it hard, all right? I just can't. I'm sorry.

I could die of starvation before I get something in my mouth.

I didn't think that a house of prostitution and drugs and pornography was that.

I didn't think that environment was safe for my son.

I do not.

I don't fucking believe this.

I don't know. I don't really know if I need all that bass.

I don't like seeing women treated that way. This guy he plays, Johnny Wadd...

I don't like to be told what to listen to, when to listen to it, or anything.

I don't take my skates off.

I don't touch them in any way, honestly. Jack, please.

I don't wanna win an Oscar, and I don't wanna reinvent the wheel.

I feel bad, you know, that, uh... I think you were right about that.

I gave you a chance.

I gave you a job here because, you know...

I got a feeling, beneath those jeans there's something wonderful just waiting to get out.

I got business to run here. Back of the...

I got some people I want you to meet.

I got the connection to the equipment and the mail order distribution.

I got them with Reed and Scotty. They're cool, huh?

I gotta get to work.

I gotta go.

I gotta talk to you about the stereo modification for this system.

I guess the only thing I can say...

I guess...

I had some thoughts on it, yeah. What about you? What do you think?

I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it.

I have a look, okay? The look I have is just fine.

I have all the papers, though. I mean, every... Everything's in order, yes?

I have the specific technical hi fi background...

I haven't heard that.

I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard on, all right?

I just wanna talk to you.

I just want them to know... Is it okay if I say this into the camera, Amber?

I just want...

I just... l wanted to come and say sorry, you know.

I knew you'd make it.

I know you want it to happen, but it's not gonna happen...

I know.

I know. I know.

I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.

I love him, Rollergirl. I mean, I really love the stupid jerk, ha, ha.

I love to suck cock. I love to suck cock.

I love you, baby.

I love you, honey.

I love you, honey.

I love you, Mom.

I love you, you love me Going down the sugar tree

I mean, do...? I'm sorry. Do we...? Do we have a script?

I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right?

I mean, I don't mean to laugh about it, but she was 15 going on 150, believe me.

I mean, I was fooled completely. I mean, I've had a few of them.

I mean, I'm not gay. I just wanna...

I mean, if there's a certain amount of, you know, violence or action...

I mean, if you love someone, how hard can the world be?

I mean, it is just deep down in your soul...

I mean, it takes 15, 16 guys just to do the lighting.

I mean, it's exactly what we've always talked about.

I mean, it's gonna be a new year and we're gonna start things and do things...

I mean, it's like, the next thing you know it's gonna be, like, 1990 and 2000.

I mean, it's such an important thing in my life.

I mean, look at the character Holmes came up with, for instance.

I mean, this industry is gonna be turned upside down soon enough.

I mean, uh, people will come and they will go, and so will problems...

I mean, you gotta be committed.

I mean, you know, you've got your camera, you've got your film...

I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out.

I miss my two sons, you know. I miss my little Andrew and... And my Dirk.

I need help, Jack.

I need money, but I don't pay rent. I still live at home.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I only am who I am because I was born that way.

I really care about you, honey.

I said, shut up, Colonel.

I said, shut up.

I saw it with my own eye, Maggie.

I spoke to Jack...

I think she's sick.

I think that you have the job, but why don't I make sure of something?

I think the angels have blessed us all because of you.

I think we ought to talk with Jack now. Iron this out before we start the new year?

I think we should repeat that again.

I think... I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.

I thought I was the only one who felt that way.

I told him, "This is a special party for Scotty J.

I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.

I trusted him.

I used a little poetic license to capture your essence.

I wanna fuck. It's my big dick. So everybody get ready fucking now!

I wanna keep a small group on this one. A small crew. Know what I mean?

I wanna watch you.

I want it so it can cut glass, you know, like razor sharp.

I want it to come flying right out of the screen, right at the audience.

I want you out of here.

I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?

I want you to cool off, okay?

I want you to go over there and sit on the couch with Eddie.

I want you to know I plan on being a star.

I want you to meet the new boy on the street.

I want your lightest, bubbliest champagne."

I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool...

I wanted you to give me a minute so I could tell you how much I love you.

I was gonna see about taking the GED. Do you know what that is?

I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village.

I was hoping for the shoot tomorrow...

I was just thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up.

I was telling you about him before. You remember. Todd Parker.

I was thinking about what the Colonel was saying, about my name.

I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. Or you doing something else in there...

I will never, ever loan out any of the actors...

I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there.

I, um... l need help.

I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all.

I'd like to say hello.

I'd love it.

I'd love to come to your table for a drink. Obviously, you're not full of, um...

I'll be right there.

I'll find out who sent you.

I'll find something else to do. I'll fuck on my own time.

I'll fuck you up. You wanna see me kick some ass? I know fucking karate.

I'll go somewhere. I'll run away where you can never find me.

I'll just... I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay?

I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm a star. I am...

I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.

I'm an... l am an ac... I am an actor.

I'm back now. I'm ready to start my acting career.

I'm back now. I'm ready to start my...

I'm back.

I'm born ready.

I'm going to bed.

I'm gonna ask you once more, and I'm gonna ask you nice.

I'm gonna ask you one more time.

I'm gonna be something! I am!

I'm gonna keep rocking on.

I'm gonna keep trying if you guys keep trying.

I'm gonna take care of this. I'm gonna straighten him out.

I'm gonna try and do this all in one shot, know what I mean?

I'm Joe.

I'm looking for something.

I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema.

I'm not being mean to you. You're just too stupid to see it.

I'm not gonna shoot you in the state you're in.

I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack.

I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack.

I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe.

I'm pretty happy with it, you know.

I'm ready to shoot.

I'm really drunk. Really, I am. I'm just... I'm out of my head.

I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to grab you like that or scare you.

I'm so excited.

I'm so fucking sorry, Jack.

I'm so wa... I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk.

I'm sorry too, kid.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry. You coming? Or you wanna talk to these guys...?

I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world.

I'm supposed to come get you now and tell you that they're all ready now.

I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here!

I'm waiting for somebody, but I'm not sure if they're gonna show up, though.

I'm...

I've been around this block twice now.

I've been doing theater in San Francisco and San Diego...

I've been in sound equipment long enough to know...

I've been in the Marines for three years. I just got back from a tour of duty.

I've been in this place for 20 minutes just to get a seat.

I've been looking for clues, and something led me back here.

I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters...

I've made them myself, you know, that are a few laughs...

I've seen all his movies, and I can't wait to work with him.

If Brock Landers is slick with a gun...

If it means so much to you, you should find one that's closer.

If it's not a hit, I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment.

If movies, films, caused violence...

If only people could have been doing this before...

If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this...

If you don't do it tomorrow, it'll be the weekend, you'll never be able to see her.

If you don't get the right modification it's not gonna be loud.

If you drop one, just call for it, but do not stop, okay?

If you wanted to, you could do anything.

In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense!

In particular, I like to see people fucking on film.

In the master bedroom...

Is Andy there? Is he?

Is it okay if I don't tell you?

Is the movement on a waterbed gonna be a problem?

Isn't it great? This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

It doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing...

It is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film...

It is. It's jealousy.

It looked great. Very sexy.

It said "reasonable place."

It says, "Dirk Diggler."

It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you wanna freaky deaky, right?

It's a great look for you, I think.

It's a lot better than that pink shit, I tell you. The pink shit's fucking weird.

It's a real film, Jack.

It's all perfectly organized by color, as well as designer.

It's always about slapping some girl around or whatever. It's not right. It's not cool.

It's an important part of the process.

It's another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company.

It's coming down for puppies!

It's deceitfulness. It's vindictiveness. It's all of that stuff, you know?

It's definitely taking away from my vocal.

It's dropped down low with a 350 cube, 3 and a quarter horsepower...

It's easy to predict that after only two films...

It's funny you say that because we should be in a band, you know?

It's going great. We just gotta change the angle.

It's gonna go down like this. I'm gonna call him on the phone...

It's great to meet you.

It's just not sexy. I mean, it's not sexy like it should be, Jack.

It's just, they're so small, and they're so cute and they're so adorable.

It's like a vacuum in her nose. And there's only...

It's like Napoleon. When he was the king...

It's okay, baby.

It's okay, baby.

It's okay.

It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth, it's another to hear it from the TK 421.

It's only the photography of the film we're talking about.

It's pretty original, you know, I think.

It's probably the best place to eat in all of Los Angeles. It's excellent.

It's the kind of dope they used to put carpet in.

It's what you wanna do.

Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing...

Jack, come on. I gotta call Rocky, Scotty, Kurt. I gotta call those guys.

Jack, come on. Tell me that you're my friend.

Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack.

Jack, Jack, am I your friend?

Jack, let me tell you this. I love you, Jack. I'm your friend.

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack. Jack.

Jack. Jack. Hey.

Jack. Jack. Jesus Christ.

Jackie. Jackie. Two minutes, pops. Let's go, let's go.

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

John, you're a wonderful actor.

John, you're a wonderful actor.

Johnny's, uh, the new boy on the street.

Just cool off and we'll come back and shoot the scene.

Just don't ram it. Don't...

Just going up like crazy.

Just likes people hanging around at his house partying, the whole thing.

Just nice and sexy, you know...

Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits if you can.

Just take the bass down and bring up the vocals.

Just tell me. Am I your friend? Am l...?

Just tell me. Am I? Just tell me, Jack. Am I your friend?

Keep coming. All right, open them.

Keep your test papers face down until I tell you to turn them up.

Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.

Let me get, uh, a couple bear claws.

Let me show you what you did wrong.

Let me tell you something you don't know. I know a lawyer. You understand?

Let me tell you something.

Let's do it.

Let's do this thing. She rocks.

Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.

Let's go get some of that Saturday night beaver.

Let's just go and go and go, because it's over.

Let's keep rocking 'n' rolling, man.

Let's talk about what video means to this industry.

Lick my balls.

Lie still! Lie still or I'll punch you in the goddamn face!

Like, think about some name that makes you happy.

Listen up, kid. Listen up.

Listen, baby. Me and you, we'll take a picture later on, okay?

Listen, pal, you gotta make it a little more sexy, you know?

Listen. I got your booth set up over there.

Little Bill, champagne?

Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here.

Lock and load, Jack.

Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with."

Look up there.

Loud isn't what I want. I don't want loud.

Love you, mamita. Take care.

Make sure you snort it back real quick and hard.

Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that?

Make your entrance through this door. He'll call, "Action." That's your cue.

Marker.

Marker.

Maurice, can I talk to you? I need to talk to you now.

Maurice.

May I see it?

Maybe I'll join in later, but for now, I just wanna watch.

Maybe we could, like, go to stock footage or...

Maybe you could jerk off a little, and I could watch.

Meet girls, Cyndi, Angie.

Mellow. Mellow.

Mellow. That's what I want.

Mm hm.

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3.

More like the day after the day after tomorrow.

Most certainly.

Mr. Dirk Diggler.

Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.

My cock can get hard. Come on. Fuck.

My cock is ready. I wanna fuck. Let's go.

My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, Kurt.

My husband just assumed...

My name is Jack.

My name. Yeah.

My name's Dirk Diggler.

My new baby.

My wife is in the pornography business.

Naughty, naughty, Candy.

Nevertheless, you look like you haven't been to sleep.

No hurry, guys. Just sometime this year, huh?

No one fucks with Chest and Brock.

No problem.

No, I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later.

No, I don't do drugs.

No, I haven't been up for two days.

No, I know you understand. I'm talking about some other people.

No, I'm not, see?

No, I'm not, see?

No, I'm sorry, I don't have any matches.

No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long?

No, it's okay. I can do it.

No, just you. I wanted you to be the first.

No, no, Jack. Listen, listen. I don't touch them, Jack.

No, no, no, motherfucker. Empty the safe too, asshole.

No, no, no. Get... Get... Back of the line, man.

No, no, no. It's crystal, man. You just wanna do bumps.

No, no, no. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man.

No, no, no. You shut the fuck up.

No, no. I'm ready to shoot the scene. I wanna shoot the scene. I'm fine.

No, no. No, not anymore. No.

No, no. Watch this jackknife.

No, no. We just keep shooting. This is video.

No, not at all, Kurt. I mean, I dig it. It's great.

No, not really. Maybe. It sounds balanced to me.

No, these. These are the ones. These are great.

No, this is not right. Um, my son was never exposed to drugs...

No, ugh. Change that, will you? Uh... I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber.

No? Do you know? Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.

No.

No.

No.

No. I'm going to sleep. Good night.

No. It smells like shit.

No. The evil forces.

No. They're ltalian. I'm gonna fucking buy these.

No. You don't get them until you pay.

None of this is yours! This...

Not really natural, but minimal.

Not to mention the cost.

Nothing! Nothing!

Now I'm nervous. Do you have a gun?

Now, I need to take that magic and get it to the record company.

Now, I understand you've gotta get them in the theater, you know?

Now, let's just take a minute, okay? Um...

Now, this is a new business for me.

Of course, I got it modified with the TK 421...

Oh, apple fritter. No, no. Not that one. The one in front of it.

Oh, come on. This is Puerto Rican cooking.

Oh, do you look lovely. Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Son of a bitch.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, God. Wait.

Oh, great, honey. Great.

Oh, heh. Oops.

Oh, I think you need all that bass.

Oh, I thought Jack just said you did.

Oh, I want you to meet a couple of great people.

Oh, is this, uh...? Did you do this for the Christmas?

Oh, it's true.

Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Can you believe this?

Oh, man. I just...

Oh, okay. Well, hey. So long, partner.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's good. Lick the thong. Yeah.

Oh, that's good. So you know me.

Oh, that's good. So you know me.

Oh, that's handy.

Oh, that's so imaginative. How'd you think of that?

Oh, this is great. I'm fine. I just wanna do good.

Oh, this is the new fella?

Oh, what was decided during the divorce?

Oh, yeah. Two chocolate.

Oh!

Oh! Johnny Weissmuller. That's my swimmer.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I can't give you much advice that Jack probably doesn't know...

Oh. Wow.

Okay, Dirk, you ready?

Okay, everyone say, "Dirk."

Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.

Okay, how's it going here?

Okay, I'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor.

Okay, it's hi fi stereo equipment at discount prices.

Okay, let's do it, Nick. You heard him.

Okay, let's get a good one.

Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push.

Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s.

Okay, now I got it. I got it. Now I understand.

Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know this industry jargon.

Okay, now, you're gonna come through the door, walk right over here...

Okay, okay, okay, let's get ready for this experiment.

Okay, that's it. Hold it. Cut. Pull over.

Okay, then we'll shoot the rehearsal.

Okay?

Okay? And if you wanna knock me for that, it's your own problem, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. No, no. It's not a problem. Okay. Ciao.

Okay. No, no. It's not a problem. Okay. Ciao.

Old fashioned, yeah. Give me two of those.

Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover...

One more, and then a drink of water.

One, two, three...

Ow!

Ow.

People wanna know what they're getting into technically.

Perfect timing.

Perfect.

Pick a card, man.

Playing, playing

Please don't do this to me. No, please. Come on.

Please, please. Don't fucking do that. Please don't be mean to me.

Please?

Pull over.

Raphael.

Razor sharp. Right.

Really? I bet. You're so good.

Ricky Springfield. He's a buddy of mine.

Right, ha, ha.

Right, right. Jack, I'll do whatever I have to do.

Right, yeah. I was saying that I love sunsets.

Right.

Roll it, Scotty.

Roll sound, Scotty.

Rollergirl, yoo hoo.

Rollergirl, you roll right over with him.

Same time.

Say hello to Jaime Lynn.

School never occurred to you?

Scotty, get him out of here.

Scotty, Jaime Lynn. Say hello to Jaime Lynn.

See, this... This is hi fi, okay?

Set.

Settle down, class. Settle down.

Seventeen year old piece of gold.

She gets interrupted by Amber. They go at it.

She was just at the... She was at your place. You didn't do anything, right?

She was... You would never know it. Never know.

She's a little whore and a little piece of trash.

She's a mother to all those who need love.

She's a wonderful mother, you know?

She's down there, some idiot's dick in her.

She's down there, some idiot's dick in her.

She's the best.

Shh.

Shh.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Raphael.

Shot of tequila, straight up.

Shut the fuck up, Dirk. Do not reach for your gun, man.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up, Colonel.

Shut up!

Sir, we don't know anything about this. This is not at all what we wanted.

Sir. We gotta split, man. We gotta go.

So anyway, uh, what's the price?

So basically, you're getting twice the bass with the TK 421...

So got something? Huh?

So got something? Huh?

So I ain't gonna shoot you this way because you don't look good.

So I'm gonna be nice.

So it's history repeating itself all over again.

So let me just pop in this 8 track...

So let's just talk, okay?

So let's talk about the future.

So now you know...

So we start like this, and then you roll her over, Dirk.

So what? You want me to talk to Jack?

So, what I'm trying to tell you, Eddie...

So, what we're talking about then is coming to an agreement on the custody of...

So, you know, we've done a whole bunch of films together, Rollergirl and l.

So...

So...?

Some clams, I'm gonna send right over. Listen, Jack. I'm ready, I'm available.

Some people told me the food in here was really good.

Something I can send to my brothers and say, "Look at me.

Something must have broken up there, blood poured all over the place.

Something to help us score a little extra cash.

Sorry.

Speed.

Speed. Ahem.

Starving.

Still hungry?

Stop it.

Stop saying that! Will you quit saying "pornography"?

Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit. I want you to go in there.

Stop. Stop.

Suck that cock, bitch.

Take the bus.

Take the dirt on one side of your room and move it to the other side.

Talk to me, Kurt.

Tell him I can do this. Tell him I won't be bad.

Ten minutes before the new year.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...

Ten's all I have.

Thank you for your time.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, heh, heh...

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. Hey.

That is not your stuff because you didn't pay for it, stupid!

That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker.

That means this is the highest quality fidelity.

That stuff about me not being a black belt is not true.

That the future is tape, videotape, and not film?

That thong thing. Yeah, actually take it off. That's good. And finger it.

That's a Q. That's supposed to be a G. Oh, man. No, no.

That's custom made. That's real imported ltalian leather.

That's great. That's great.

That's it. Just wear what you dig.

That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

That's my wife.

That's not an MP. That's a YP. "Your problem."

That's right, man. So we're gonna do the deal.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. I'm Brock Landers.

That's that new, good looking kid. Eddie at the club.

That's the kind of personal touch Buck's Super Stereo World's gonna have.

That's the name of this show. On the lookout for a young stud...

That's the way it is.

That's what I goddamn came here to motherfucking do.

That's what I want. That's what I'm gonna get.

That's what you need. You need a test drive.

That's why he likes lighting off firecrackers. Huh?

That's why I will never make a movie on videotape.

The award for best actor goes to... Aah!

The black guy has a gun in his jacket. Todd?

The least you could do is jack me off or something.

The problem is, judge, is that my ex wife, ahem...

The territory we're in is the future.

Then why the resistance?

There should be nothing on your desk but your test paper and a pencil.

There's too many things. Too many things. Too many things. Too many things.

These movies we make, they can be better.

They can help. They really can. I mean that.

They found something at the house.

They look at the movies and say, "Hell, I can do that."

They make the telephone call to the agents to send over some actors.

They put fish scales in that shit.

They're waiting. We were supposed to be there a half hour ago.

Thirteen inches is a tough load. I don't treat you gently.

This bank is not in business to support pornography.

This could be the place you could have conversations.

This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.

This guy's more of like a James Bond type character.

This is a fine life you've made for yourself.

This is a giant cock.

This is a really cool car, Jack.

This is gonna be a great opportunity for me to run the store my way.

This is it. Ha ha ha.

This is it. This is the thing.

This is my favorite thing in the whole world. Close your eyes.

This is not a hole in the wall, pal. This is Rollergirl.

This is not supposed to be the thing.

This is supposed to be really good stuff. Here. Take a sip.

This is the best work we've ever done.

This is the future. Videotape tells the truth.

This is the man that you let in anytime, you understand?

This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me.

This is what they're complaining about. Taste this.

This is your final.

This weekend and this weekend only...

Those are great names.

To all the critics out there, I know they're gonna be reviewing this...

To have a good time. Right?

Todd, count the fucking money in the car.

Todd, don't be crazy, okay?

Todd, listen to me. Let's just split, man. Let's just split now. This is not the thing.

Todd, we're leaving, man. Todd.

Todd, what the fuck are you doing?

Todd, what the fuck are you doing?

Tom, don't. Come on, Tom. Please. Please. Please.

Tom? Hi. Yeah, it's me.

Try to give me every single position. Is that possible?

Tsk, full fucking race cams. Whoa.

Tsk. Well, now you think I'm an asshole.

Twenty bucks.

Twenty minutes, babe.

Twenty minutes.

Two chocolates.

Two old fashioned.

Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber. They go at it. Becky watches.

Two, four, mm hm, whatever.

Two. Two minutes. Two minutes.

Uh oh. Here we go.

Uh uh. Ha, ha.

Uh, "One, Amber talking to Becky.

Uh, and we're going to make film history...

Uh, can you speak a little louder, please?

Uh, could you excuse me for a minute?

Uh, excuse me, is Maggie here? Maggie? Are you Maggie?

Uh, how's our schedule? Are we still on for day after tomorrow?

Uh, I think that's part of my reason for doing this, you know?

Uh, I'd love to, but I gotta work.

Uh, I'm sorry.

Uh, my client didn't officially register, Your Honor.

Uh, the setup is... Okay, here we go.

Uh, these are my friends here. Dirk and Reed.

Uh, we gotta change mags.

Uh, we're in the back of this beautiful limousine in the back seat...

Uh, you gonna be working, or...?

Uh...

Uh...

Um, and, you know, hopefully, that'll be something that I focus on in the future.

Um, does he want me to keep going until I come?

Um, the only thing I was wondering is...

Um, yeah. Yeah, I do.

Um...

Violence is a bad thing.

Violence? No. What...?

Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future?

Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left?

Wait, wait, wait. What happened there?

Waiting for someone?

Wanna come back to the table and, uh, you know, have a drink with me?

Watch that for me, okay?

We all have to work our buns off. Know what I mean?

We came here to motherfucking do something.

We can always do better.

We can't help you.

We cannot get a record contract unless I take these tapes...

We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fucking money.

We got something here?

We look like assholes right now, man.

We shoot and shoot, and then we deal with it later.

We want something else from you.

We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom...

We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom...

We went to school together.

We will or will not continue this conversation.

We'll go down the sugar tree And see lots of bees

We'll see what comes out of it.

We're all familiar with your biography, Floyd.

We're almost there. Here's what I want. I want you to trim the head.

We're back.

We're covering chapters 17 through 28.

We're going in circles now. We're in familiar territory.

We're gonna drop half a key of baking soda into a bag.

We're gonna go in there... This is it.

We're gonna walk over there. We're gonna...

We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!

We're here now, and we want something else from you.

We're leaving.

We're open. We're ready.

We've all done bad things.

We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart.

We've rolled out.

Wear what you dig.

Well, as you may or may not know, this is an important film for me.

Well, come on my tits if you can, okay?

Well, ha ha ha, we, ha ha ha...

Well, ha... Okay.

Well, I just wanna know if you can help me, Jack.

Well, I see a girl. Ha, ha.

Well, I'll pick up some for you tomorrow or something.

Well, I'm a really hard worker, and if you give me a job, I won't disappoint you.

Well, if she... Rollergirl, if you wrap your leg around...

Well, initially, uh, Andrew was to go with his father...

Well, it's half a key, man. It's, like, 5000 bucks.

Well, it's true.

Well, let me tell you, Jack, ha, ha.

Well, my idea was... You know, I just want a name...

Well, no.

Well, of cour... Uh. Yeah, I like you, Scotty.

Well, the fine line is I'm playing a character.

Well, this is, um, like, imported Italian nylon...

Well, we almost solved the case.

Well, yea... I mean, no.

Well...

Well...

Well...

Were we rolling on that rehearsal?

What about you?

What about your character Brock Landers...

What are you looking at?

What comes to mind is I am the ultimate Latin lover.

What do you bench?

What do you mean, "state"? State? State of California?

What do you mean, "What?"

What do you see here?

What do you think of Rollergirl?

What kind of brother are you, anyway? Listening to that shit.

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck did you say?

What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?

What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch 22, Burt?

What the fuck?

What the heck?

What were we talking about before?

What were you thinking? What were you feeling? Did you do research?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I can't deal with no Pisces.

What? Yeah, okay, question. Sorry.

What? You get a new look.

What's happening, my man? You alive, man. I thought you were dead.

What's happening?

What's that?

What's the matter down there?

What's up, baby? I love you. Picture later, baby.

When stripped to the bone...

When was the last time you were arrested, and, uh, what was the charge?

When we get back, set up the typewriter.

Where do you go to school?

Where do you want?

Where is he?

Where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch?

Where the fuck is Ringo?

Where's he get off telling me how to dress, huh?

Where's Ringo?

Wherever you tell me.

Who do you want to start fucking? Me or him?

Who's "Dirk...? Dirk Diggler?"

Who's your daddy, bitch?

Who's your daddy?

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo. Huh?

Why don't you take your pants off? It's important I get an idea of your size.

Why wasn't that visiting privilege honored, then?

Will I close the door? That's my wife, you asshole.

With all this fucking conversation. Come on. Come on.

With beauty...

Wonderful.

Word.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, because I'm trying to give each picture its own look.

Yeah, give me two of those sprinkly Christmas things.

Yeah, I believe you.

Yeah, I remember.

Yeah, I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys.

Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up.

Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Come on in.

Yeah, Scotty. I'll be around in a bit. We can talk then?

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, that's me. Ha, ha. We met before, down at Party Boys.

Yeah, the fucking guys will never believe this, ha, ha.

Yeah, well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing. It's like this big sign.

Yeah, why can't you give me the loan?

Yeah, yeah. I know. Anyway, listen.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Anyway, listen.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I can fix that.

Yeah. I make, uh, adult films, exotic pictures.

Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, what am I asking you here?

Yeah. I was born ready, Nick. Let's go, man.

Yeah. It's called Buck's Super Stereo World.

Yeah. It's really cool.

Yeah. Jessie did that oil painting as well and Buck is still installing the stereo.

Yeah. Jessie did that oil painting as well and Buck is still installing the stereo.

Yeah. Let's go. Excuse me, Jessie.

Yeah. No problem.

Yeah. No. I mean, unh...

Yeah. That's definitely cool.

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah. You look like it. What do you squat?

Yeah. You're all right, baby.

Yep. Ha, ha, yeah. Yeah, we watch her films a lot at my frat house.

Yep. So here I am.

Yes, bitch!

Yes, honey.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, really. Hey, have you ever heard my stereo system?

Yes, since 1977.

Yes, yes, but we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And we're, uh, going along, like I said, west on Sherman Way...

Yes. My baby boy. Dirk Diggler. Whoo.

Yes. Yes.

You all right?

You are Brock Landers.

You asked for it.

You bet. Courtesy of Jack Horner. Thank you.

You can't touch me! You can't touch me, you fucker!

You come through the door, you walk over here to the desk...

You couldn't even finish high school because you were so stupid.

You deserve this, baby.

You do believe me, don't you, Jack?

You don't ever disrespect me.

You don't have to lash out. I'm trying to be your friend.

You don't have to think about anything. You just reach in and know right where it is.

You don't know. I'm good. I have good things you don't know about.

You from around here? I mean, uh, Canoga? Reseda?

You fucking piece of shit!

You fucking... Fucking die, you shithead!

You go to school?

You got a great kisser...

You got maybe 15, 20 guys standing around...

You gotta go somewhere, or...?

You gotta go somewhere, so, hey, what the fuck?

You gotta keep the seats full.

You guys ready for this?

You guys should be careful.

You guys wanna play baseball?

You have a place to keep your awards. I'm glad.

You have to work, get money, you know, pay the rent.

You hear it? It kicks.

You hear that? You hear the bass? Right?

You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot.

You know my reputation.

You know what I'm staring at?

You know what you need? You need a test drive.

You know what? Here. I don't need this shit.

You know what? You don't tell me anything, okay?

You know who I am?

You know, aah, I wanna make a film like that.

You know, as far as I'm concerned, it's all about love, you know?

You know, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you!

You know, he's classy. He's a world traveled guy.

You know, I always felt like Dirk was my baby.

You know, I got other interests. I'm a magician.

You know, I mean, I'm Dirk Diggler.

You know, I want something I can send home, you know?

You know, I've saved thousands.

You know, if it looks like shit and it sounds like shit...

You know, in the 80s, that's when it's gonna happen for real.

You know, that's really good technically, but...

You know, they'd mix it up in the bathtub and while they were mixing it up...

You know, this is the film...

You know, when you buy a tape or something or an album...

You know, you know. Ha, ha, who's this?

You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits.

You leave here, you leave with what you've got!

You live. You live. Yes!

You look good. You ready?

You might think I don't, but I do, and I'll take you to court.

You put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office.

You put on that country western shit, no one's gonna buy a stereo.

You ready?

You really should be proud.

You recognize Rollergirl from her films?

You see that little slut girl you see? Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn?

You see, Eddie, the Colonel here, he puts up all the money for our films.

You shouldn't be coming down here.

You sure you don't want a Fresca?

You tell first.

You think maybe you ought to think about getting some new shit?

You think that's your stuff. That's not your stuff. You didn't pay for it.

You think the bass is taking away from the vocal?

You think you can fuck? You can't fuck me, you fucker!

You think you're gonna be this? You think you're gonna be this?

You thought she was older. You... You didn't do anything.

You understand me? You want to treat me like this?

You wanna take it from the top?

You wanna take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean.

You wanna wait in the car?

You want it clean, don't you?

You want to live that way? Fuck that little whore!

You work at a car wash. You work at a nightclub.

You'll be right down there.

You're a loser. You'll always be a loser.

You're Dirk Diggler.

You're hiding her again. Let's get on the other side. That's it.

You're holding on too tight, Jack. It doesn't have to look good.

You're like a director now. So have you shown Jack yet?

You're lucky.

You're not being fair. This isn't fair.

You're not gonna be shit because you're too stupid!

You're not my boss! You're not the king of me!

You're not the mother of me and you're not my boss.

You're nothing without me, Jack. You're fucking nothing. Fuck this.

You're officially out of limes, Jack.

You've been divorced for six years?

You've got a really nice smile, Becky.

Your agency recommends you very highly.

Your bosses at the stereo store are saying the same thing.

Your cock is so beautiful.

Your eyes should stay on your test paper, please.

Your fucking faces, man.

Your Honor, she has been in and out of trouble with the law...

Your name's Brandy, right?

Your... Your mother. Oh, okay. Just give me a sec.

YP, MP. Whatever, okay?

...I mean, go ahead. If you want. No, no, no. Wait.

...I'm not full of doggy doo doo. Heh, yeah.

...Jerome. Ha, ha. Ha, ha.

...of the film we're shooting tomorrow. Okay. No big deal. Sorry.

...that I have under contract to you. Wait, wait, wait, Jack.

"Watch me kick." He's not gonna piss in the pool, is he?

A long time. That's terrible.

A low key deal? Exactly.

Aah. Twenty two, gentlemen. Think about it.

About blocking the sex? Yeah.

About two. Super, super.

Absolutely. Great. Heh.

Ace of spades. How did it turn out?

Ah, how about a little bubbles? Oh, yeah.

Ahem, rock 'n' roll. Right?

All right, just follow my voice. All right? Yeah.

All right, let's go back inside, okay? All right. All right.

All right? Gotcha.

All right. That is some quality shit.

All right. Look, Jerry... No, no, no. You look.

Amber? Good.

And don't fucking come in. Okay.

And don't fucking come in. Okay.

And look, I just... Tell me.

And you can do it again? If you want. If you got 10 bucks.

Are you alone? Yeah. Just visiting L.A.

Are you giving me shit, Kurt? No. Hey, no way, Little Bill.

Are you Maggie? No.

Are you ready to come? Yeah.

Are you sure? No.

Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you. Happy New Year.

Aw, you made it. Yeah. Woo hoo. Yeah.

Back door, Johnny. You got it.

Bart, is she all right? Shut the fuck up.

Becky Barnett. Excuse me?

Becky Barnett. It's nice to meet you.

Buck and Becky. Hi. I'm Eddie. Eddie Adams.

Buck Swope. Nice to meet you. Our new fella.

Bye, Dad. Bye.

Can I ask you something? Uh huh.

Can I get a margarita, please? Uh, 7 Up.

Can I kiss you on the mouth? No.

Can I kiss you? Please? Scotty, I don't...

Can I sleep at your place? Half hour, I'll be there.

Can we talk about this later? Oh, yeah.

Can you believe it? I can't.

Check it out. Oh, wow. That's sweet.

Come here a second. That's the boy you told me about.

Come in me. What?

Come in. Hey.

Come on in, man. Okay.

Come on, Jack. Jack. You little fucker.

Come on, man. Shut up, Dirk.

Come on! Fuck! Go, man!

Compliments of Maurice. Oh, thank you.

Cool. Real cool. Thanks, man.

Could you not point the gun, please, sir? Ha ha ha.

Cow...? That's a cowboy? Cowboy.

Cut. Terrific. Nice work. Nice work. All right.

Damn, that's... Two of diamonds, right?

Darling, where are you going? Huh? I gotta go wash my vagina.

Did it look cool? That was pretty good.

Did you call that girl today? I forgot.

Did you ever see that movie Star Wars? Oh, about four times.

Did you like it there? Big promotion.

Dirk Diggler demo. Keep the vocals up.

Dirk, honey... I'll take you home.

Dirk, honey... No, no. No. You shut up too.

Do you like music? I love music.

Do you like my car, Dirk? What?

Do you wanna practice your lines with me? No, I know it.

Do you work out? Yeah.

Does it feel good? Yep.

Doesn't he fuck like a champ? Was it sexy?

Doggy doo doo. Yeah.

Don't be fucking stupid! Todd! Todd!

Don't even move. I'm not moving. I'm not moving.

Don't fucking move, man. I'm not... I'm not...

Don't fucking tell me I'm not! You can't do anything.

Don't try... Hold on. Come on, come on, all right?

Don't you fucking call me a kid. What?

Don't you miss Dirk? Yeah.

Eddie Adams from Torrance. Yup.

Eddie. Hi.

Excuse me, Jack. Yeah?

Excuse me. Hi.

Five grand. Yeah.

Fuck this. I'm so sorry, Jack. I'm so sorry.

Fucker. Yeah, fuck you.

God almighty, fucking Christ. We're almost there.

Good morning. Hey.

Good name. Yeah.

Good night, Eddie. Good night.

Good. You wanna follow me? Yes, I do.

Got it. What the fuck is this?

Got you. Make sure no one sees the limo.

Great people. Oh, yeah.

Great people. Oh, yeah.

Great. All right.

Guys pay you to watch you, do they? Yeah.

Ha, ha. All right.

Ha, ha. Yeah.

Ha, ha. See? That's a boy. Uh huh.

Have I told you? Have... What?

Have I? I don't know what you're talking about.

Have you seen Jack's house? No.

He is a good boy. Yo, Buck.

He went in the bedroom. Todd, when the fuck did you go crazy?

He will. He'll see it.

He won't. Well, how do you know that?

He works at Party Boys Strip Club. Oh, cool. You're a dancer.

Heh, yeah, right. Why don't you come to the table?

Hello, Colonel. How are you? Oh, hello, Jack. Ha ha ha.

Hello, judge. Morning, counselor.

Hello? Hey.

Hello. You must be Maggie. Yes.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here, here, here. Where?

Hey, Buck. Hey, Jessie. How you doing?

Hey, Dirk. Ha, ha. Hey, Scotty. What's up?

Hey, guys. Bill. What's up?

Hey, how was it, man? What?

Hey, Jack. How you doing?

Hey, man. Hello, come on in.

Hey, my girlfriend wants to meet you. Is that right?

Hey, Reed. Hey, Scotty J. How are you?

Hey, the camera loves you. We didn't get the come shot.

Hey. Eddie Adams, this is the Colonel.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Which one is Todd?

Hi, Amber. What are you talking about?

Hi, Dirk. How are you?

Hi, Rollergirl. Hi.

Hi. Ha, ha. Hi.

Hi. Hi, Amber. How are you?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. How do you do, Eddie?

Hi. Where were you?

Hi. I'm Eddie. Hi, Eddie. Reed Rothchild.

Hmm? I could do it again if you need a close up.

Ho, how's my boy? Great.

Hold on. Ha, ha.

How are you? Oh, great.

How are you? You look happy. I'm fine.

How bad? Bad.

How is it? What it is, what it is.

How long will you be? Two seconds.

How old are you? I have a work permit. I have all the papers...

How you feeling? Let's do it.

Huh? Like this.

I am. Dirk?

I can do it. It's more complicated than that.

I didn't do anything to you. What? You're not even an actor.

I didn't know you'd be so precious. Faccia's "face," right?

I do. I do too.

I don't know a Maggie. Uh, look, sorry. There's no Maggie here.

I don't know what to say. Come on, say it.

I don't know. I'll do something. You can't do anything.

I don't need this shit. Dirk, wait.

I don't think so. Do you like Uncle Reed? Yes, you do.

I don't wanna leave this room. Me either, ha, ha.

I go to, uh... I go to CSUN. Wonderful.

I got a couple tough shadows to deal with. There's shadows in life, baby.

I got it, I got it, yeah. He got it.

I gotta get back. I need it once more.

I gotta go pee. Well, go then.

I have to go back to work. Come on. Give it to me, Eddie.

I just can't help it when they're so cute... Jesus Christ.

I just want it to be really good. Mm hm.

I know where the fuck I am, Jack. You've been up for two days.

I know... l once lived in Bakersfield. Yeah?

I like that a lot. We could make it really good, Jack.

I like that. Reed could play my partner.

I like your name a lot. You do?

I love you too, Scotty. Okay.

I love you, Mom. Aah!

I love you. I love you, Beck. I love you, Beck.

I mean, can you imagine? Hmm.

I mean... Yeah. Yeah.

I need a drink of water, I think. Mm mm.

I think maybe she did too much coke. Do you think so, doctor?

I wanna fuck. Who's it gonna be? What?

I want... Mellow.

I was thinking something. What?

I'll see what I can do. Would you, love?

I'll see you guys later. What are you still doing here?

I'll tell you what comes to mind. Yeah?

I'm almost finished. Looks great.

I'm an actor. I'm a real fucking actor. Shut up.

I'm Becky Barnett. I'm Jerome.

I'm dying to do a movie with you. I know you are.

I'm looking at you. You're staring.

I'm not stupid! Yes, you are!

I'm really crazy, you know? Do you wanna go back inside?

I'm really wasted. I'm crazy right now. I understand, man.

I'm so jealous of him. That shit's jamming.

I'm sorry, Dirk. What the hell is the matter with you?

I'm sorry. Please, please.

I'm sorry. Well, we did everything right.

I'm there every day. I've always wanted to work out at Vince's.

I've been pissed you haven't been around. Uh, we were on vacation.

I've been to Las Vegas. That is great. That's so great.

I've never been to Las Vegas. There is no Latin lover like me, understand?

If you like it, it's okay. I love it, man.

If you wanna test that out... Don't worry about him.

Is it okay with you? That looks good.

Is she breathing? I don't know.

Is that a faccia? That is a faccia.

Is that all right? Good.

Is that pretty light? Yeah, that is.

Is that silver? Look... See, we...

Isn't it beautiful? Oh, God. Heh.

It feels good. You made it fly.

It tastes like aspirin. Here. Do one more in the other nostril.

It was for a while. I only saw him twice.

It's a tough racket, actually. Right.

It's all right. Do you wanna kiss me?

It's an illusion. Yeah. Yeah, it's confusing.

It's coming back though, Becky. No, it's not. It's over. It's dead, okay?

It's cool. Yeah. You wanna get inside?

It's fucking getting me fucking high, man. Yeah. It's that carpet dope.

It's great? Yeah.

It's my poem to you. It's good, Amber. It's really good.

It's old. It's just plain old. No, wait. Let me tell you...

It's really good, Amber. Congratulations. Thanks.

It's the price. For the 420... I have this very unit in my home.

Jack Horner, filmmaker. Really?

Jack says you got a great big cock. Um, well, heh, I don't know. I guess so.

Jack, should we put it in the garage? Put it where I told you to put it.

Jack! Jack! Jack, Jack, Jack.

Jack. Yeah?

Jack. Yo.

Jack. Jack. Amateur fucker.

Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up.

Just let me do all the talking, all right? Just be cool.

Just let me do my thing. I know what... This is stupid, Jack.

Just saying hey. Yeah, whatever.

Just to get those guys off my back. Exactly.

Kathleen O'Malley. I'm the judge. Yes.

Kids. Is everything cool?

Let's just get in and out, all right? In, out. Not too fast. It makes it look suspicious.

Let's lay it down. Nick? You wanna lay it down?

Let's see what happens now, huh? Don't point...

Little Bill. Hey, Kurt. How's it going?

Look, it's over, okay? I'm done. Listen to me, kid. I want you...

Look, slow... Slow down. Slow down. You'll have to show it to me.

Luego. Hasta manana.

Make him something special. Aye, aye.

Margarita? Great.

Maurice give you the job? Yeah.

Me? Yeah, yeah. I was born ready, man. All right.

Meet boys, Tommy, Pete. Hi.

Mm hm, for high school, to graduate. It's because I never got my diploma.

Motherfucker, look at you now, huh? That's what you get, faggot.

Mr. Swope. Yes.

Mr. Swope. Yes. That's me. Yes.

My landlord's a real jerk. Really?

My whole entire wardrobe. That's great.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, Becky.

Nice to meet you. Oh, yeah. Me too.

Nice. Piece of cake. That's my guy.

No B.S. That's a lot.

No shit, but why? Just in case.

No technical shit. No, no, no.

No, don't cuss, sweetie. One big push for me, all right?

No, I don't have a gun. He never said... Shh. Relax.

No, I feel that way. Really?

No, I'm fine. Thanks. Okay. You're gonna do fine.

No, no. From now on. Thanks.

No, thank you. No.

No, thanks. Are you sure?

No. Hmm.

No. That'll work.

No. You're not even worth it.

No. No, first... Down again. Okay.

No... You know what?

No... Yes. I mean, um, but I was saying... Oh, oh, oh. Sunsets.

Not a lot. What are you guys up to? Don't know, probably just go home.

Nothing. You didn't do anything?

Nowhere. Shut up. Where were you?

Of "Andrew." Yes.

Oh, ho. Oh, ho.

Oh, I wanna do that. Okay, we'll do that.

Oh, it's great. You're doing so good, Dirk.

Oh, Jack. Oh, God. All right.

Oh, John. Yeah.

Oh, man, right. Did you see my new car? You got a new car?

Oh, nothing. You wanna come with me for a little while?

Oh, shit. She's freaking out. Oh, see? Look at this.

Oh, what the fuck is this? I didn't do anything. I... I didn't...

Oh, yes. Ha, ha. Wait a minute.

Oh! You all right?

Oh. Great, great. I'm looking forward to seeing you in action.

Okay, be right back. Okay.

Okay, Becky. Drop it. I tried opening up a club there, you know?

Okay, fine. Uh, I was just saying... I understand.

Okay, uh, how many is that? That's 11.

Okay, you know what I say? What?

Okay? All right.

Okay. Buck, I want mellow.

Okay. Great.

Okay. Let's go walk.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You don't need a rehearsal?

Okay. See you later, Reed.

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah?

One more. Let's go. Please. Eleven. Eleven.

Ooh, baby, baby, baby. I'll do it.

Please let me. Scotty.

Probably. Ha, ha. That's great. Ha, ha.

Push. Okay, ready to push?

Raymond's a Leo. I knew it. I knew it.

Ready. Ready like Freddy. Ha ha ha.

Really? Please. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. What do you think?

Really? Yes, I do.

Really? Yes, really. The 1980s.

Really? Yes. Yes. It's my dream.

Really? You're not the boss of me.

Remember everything we talked about? Yeah.

Right. Those are great.

Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." Five gold medals, look at that.

Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." Oh, look at him.

Say, "Hi. Hi." "Hi, Jack."

Scotty, this is Jaime Lynn. I was thinking about the...

Scotty, wha...? No?

Scotty. What?

Scotty. Yeah, uh...

See about getting this new zoom lens. Right.

See you. All right.

She your girlfriend? No, she's not my girlfr...

She's got something up her ass. Fuck that shit.

She's really foxy. Oh, you bet your ass she is.

She's really nice. Yeah.

Shit. Hello?

Should I get that? Yeah.

Show me the rest of the house? Looks great.

Shut up, man. All right.

Shut up. No.

So how you doing? Fine.

So if you ever, yeah... Hey, Eddie.

So you live on this street? No, no.

So you wanna be in a movie? Baby, please.

So, what are you gonna do? I'll do something.

So, what do you do? Oh, uh, I'm in the auto industry.

So, what do you wanna be? Excuse me?

Something with a little pizzazz, you know? Sure.

Sticks. Marker.

Sure. Introduce her to my lap. Ha, ha. Did you get off work, man?

Ta da. Oh.

Take care. Yeah.

Thanks, baby. Wow.

Thanks. Yeah.

Thanks. Yeah. Heh.

That guy wants that thing for the thing... You fix it up.

That is a fucking great idea. Heh. Yeah.

That shirt's pretty sexy too. Well, yeah.

That thing's not loaded, is it? Not yet.

That was something. Really good.

That's a beanbag. You're kidding.

That's great, huh? That's nice.

That's it. That's fucking great. Did you write that?

That's my card. That is incredible. Right.

That's right. Coming in.

That's right. Yeah.

That's what I said. Well, what's the problem?

The best. Ah, that's what Jackie's house is for.

These are the next stars. Mm hm.

These are the real people in the world. Ah, ahem.

They can find some somewhere. Ha, ha. Ha, ha.

This color is very unusual. Watch this.

This could be a nifty bit of hustle bustle. Wait. Do you have his address?

This girl's definitely OD'd. Oh, fuck me. Okay.

This is gonna be great. Jack. Yeah?

This is great, man. Really great. You wanna go for a ride?

This is my dojo. It's all Asian. You have an Asian room.

This is Raymond. How do you do? What's your name?

This is what happens, okay? I didn't do anything.

Three fifty. Wow.

Todd Parker. Rocking Reed Rothchild.

Todd. You wanna watch.

Twenty to 30. Oy.

Two bear claws. Yeah.

Ugh, it burns. It's good though, right?

Uh huh. I was just wondering if you had any ideas.

Uh, 20 minutes, huh? No. I'm ready now. It's gotta be now.

Uh, why do I love him? Yeah.

Uh, you sure you don't want something? No, thank you. No.

Um, could I ask you something, Jack? Sure.

Um, do we go right into the sex, or...? I need some more fill.

Um, maybe. Oh.

Um, no. You know where Torrance is? Yeah. How do you get here?

Um, oil painting? No.

Um, yeah. Yeah, I do. Ha, ha, all right. Get in.

Want a pill? Coke? Little dope? No.

Want a ride? Jack?

Was that the understanding? Yes.

Wasn't that sexy? Rock 'n' roll.

We all need to start again. Yeah.

We're gonna go down now. Okay.

We're ready, chief. Okay.

Well, I think than most people understand. I understand.

Well, thank you, Eddie. No problem.

Well... Jack.

What do you think you're doing? I'm getting my stuff.

What do you want? I want an apple fritter, jelly...

What else? Well, that's it for now.

What is the matter with you? Uh, forget it.

What is the matter with you? Let's go. Todd.

What is your problem? Okay, fine. All right. Just go.

What kind? All kinds of music. Rock, jazz, classical.

What special skills do you have? Well, I just got...

What the fuck are you doing? What's it look like they're doing?

What the fuck is that? It's a big gun.

What the fuck took you so long, man? Todd.

What the fuck was that? What?

What? Hey, come on.

What? I wanted to know if you like me.

What? It's just there's a thing there...

What? Shut up, okay?

What? There's something that's...

What? We missed the come shot.

What? What? You have to get a new look.

What's that? My initials.

What's wrong with it? The cowboy look ended six years ago.

What's your look? Chocolate love, all right?

What's your sign? I'm a Pisces.

Where do you work out? In Torrance, where I live.

Where? It's a surprise, surprise, surprise.

Who sent you? Who sent you? Get the fuck off me, asshole.

Who was that? Oh, some kid looking for his mom.

Who's the Olympic fever baby? Say, "Hi, Jack."

Why are you doing this to me? Please. Now, please. I'm sorry.

Why did you do that, Scotty? Uh, you look at me sometimes.

Why don't you feast on that? Okay.

Why help it? Why not be prepared?

Why would you say something like that? I heard things about her, that girl.

Why? I don't understand. Why?

Why? You think I can't do it? No, wait, wait.

Woo hoo. Ha, ha. Ha, ha.

Would you like to do it? Have sex?

Wow, that's a lot of money. You bet your ass it is.

Yeah, but I don't want to. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I got some moves. Dirk? Uh...

Yeah, let's try it. Okay.

Yeah, that one. That one. That one. Okay.

Yeah? Camera's set.

Yeah. For the shoot, I wanna talk about the look.

Yeah. It's great, Scotty.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Oh, that's cute.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Soon?

Yeah. Very nice to meet you.

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, embossed leather...

Yeah. You know, you work in a nightclub.

Yeah. You're out of limes, Jack.

Yeah. A lot of ancient China. That's really good.

Yeah. I write songs too. I'm still working... How's it going, boys?

Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna get a dozen. All right.

Yeah. Wanna see? Yeah.

Yeah. Want a ride? Hi. Uh, well, I'm going really far.

Yeah. Well, maybe I will. Yeah?

Yes, I am. No, no.

Yes, I am. Oh, you're the king, huh?

Yes, sir. Ah.

Yes! Don't you fucking touch me, man!

Yo, Maurice. Jack. Jackie Jack.

Yo, what's up, people? Rise from the deck.

You all right? Yeah.

You already done it tonight? Couple times.

You didn't say anything. Oh, neither did you.

You dig? Yeah. I dig.

You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker! Come on.

You got it. And not for nothing, honey...

You got the lines for the scene? Uh huh.

You have a lawyer with you? No, I don't.

You have your loan application? Yes, I do. Right there.

You know me. I didn't do a thing. You didn't do anything?

You know what I'm thinking about, man? No, Dirk!

You like it? It's nice, right? Yeah.

You like Uncle Jack's pool? Who is the Olympic fever baby?

You listening? Yeah.

You look great, honey. Thanks.

You look really good. Oh, thank you.

You never said anything about a gun. Shh.

You piece of shit. You faggot. Fuck you.

You promise? Oh, that's it.

You ready? What is this? Yeah.

You ready? Yeah.

You rocked. Thanks.

You scratch my face. Sorry.

You set us up, Chico. You wanna fuck with Raphael and Ringo...

You sitting alone? Yes.

You split that up three ways... It's enough to get the Vette fixed.

You sure? Yeah.

You take the bus the whole way here? Yeah. It wasn't bad, though.

You wanna go for a ride? Oh, yeah. Heh.

You wanna hear a poem I wrote? Yeah.

You wanna see me do it? You dare me? No, we don't dare you.

You want it? Yeah.

You, uh, wanna go over this? Okay.

You...? Are you guys moving to Bakersfield? Did you find a house?

You're amazing. Oh, you feel so good, Amber.

You're fired, you goddamn kid! What is that? What is that?

You're fucking fired! You are fired! Come on, come on.

You're gonna let me in, right? No, no, no.

You're gonna love it. Yeah?

You're great. Oh, thank you.

You're kidding. No, I'm not.

You're my little baby. Thank you, Amber.

You're not my fucking mom. Hey, man...

You've got to turn a fan on. It smells good, doesn't it?

Your cowboy...? That's not dead. Then what is Becky talking about?

...4 speed, 4.10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange...

...about as long as you've been doing stag and hard core.

...action, Dirk.

...and fights for causes that instill pride in a society where morals are hard to come by.

...and get it on with Rollergirl.

...and grow and grow and grow...

...and grow and grow and grow."

...and I know they're gonna try to knock me.

...and I tell her not to do so much coke...

...and I'm gonna tell him I got a half a key of quality stuff.

...and if we leave here without it, we're fucking idiots, man.

...and it was done by this really famous, um, design artist from ltaly.

...and right and dramatic.

...and that is I wanna make a dollar and a cent in this business.

...and we do that in the store right here, very small price.

...and what some people might consider violent attitudes towards women?

...and when they spurt out that joy juice, they just gotta sit in it.

...and you just give a listen, tell me what you think, okay?

...and, uh, it's like a special edition, limited silk print...

...and, you know, gives me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that.

...because it's a Catch 22, and that's it.

...because the name is just so powerful.

...Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making super cool deals on all name brands.

...but I don't think that's true.

...but she must have done 20 lines of this stuff in, like, 5 minutes.

...but there's one little thing that I wanna do in this life...

...but ultimately, if you have got love on your side, and it is just...

...but you are the sexiest bitch in the entire county. I love you.

...but you gotta get the people in the theater.

...but, you know, he allows me to block my own sex scenes...

...but, you know, there's a lot of work involved, a lot of people.

...call me Dirk Diggler from now on.

...do a slapping good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass.

...down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, in the fun zone...

...everybody fucks their brains out, and that's fine.

...for the safety of the child.

...four, three, two...

...from adult cinema, Miss Rollergirl.

...hand rubbed lacquer with a dual plane manifold.

...he does so only in the vein of good and right.

...I don't know, maybe three or four, um, quads per channel, you know.

...I want them to remember me by.

...I'll... I'll say, uh, "Action, Eddie." That'll be your cue, right?

...I'm sorry, you know?

...in the fucking floor, in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all.

...in this series of films, you know, that's the movie.

...is I'll promise to keep rocking 'n' rolling and making better films.

...is something that plagues us as a society.

...it's not gonna sound like this without the TK 421 modification...

...just tell me what to write on there. I'll write it on there.

...of handling Diggler's wide load.

...on several occasions for this sort of thing.

...or else I was gonna take it back.

...or if there is something I left out, or maybe you want me to write on there...

...or pornographic material or any of those things.

...riding along west on Sherman Way.

...right here on videotape.

...she's a sick person, and she needs help. She deals in sex and drugs for a living.

...that Diggler's success can only grow and grow and grow...

...that is true...

...that the story just sucks them in...

...that used to look dirty. That'll be good, huh?

...that we put into those tapes, that is ours, and you don't own that.

...that's your business. You don't fuck with Chest and Brock.

...the future is something to look forward to, not to fear.

...then it must be shit.

...then it must be shit.

...there's practically no end to how much money you can make.

...they jack off, and they get up and they get out before the story ends.

...they'd drop in a hunk of carpet into it.

...they're considered filthy or something by some people...

...to Amber, and we shoot.

...to answer any question somebody's gonna have.

...to make one of these things, you know what I mean?

...uh, from, uh, Saturday noon to Sunday at 7...

...um, chocolate with sprinkles, and, um, a bear claw too.

...unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid!

...we could have saved a million relationships.

...we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up.

...we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow.

...what do you wanna do?

...what's a problem gonna be that takes your attention away from that?

...which we've, uh, got available in this system right here.

...which, uh, kicks it up another...

...who maybe will get in the back seat here...

...who would let an actor, you know, do that, heh. You know?

...with his mother entitled to bring Andrew to her house or any reasonable place.

...with this patchwork, reptilian pattern design.

...with your music and your posters on the wall?

...with, like, purple outline.

...yeah, you need the bass.

...you can work out at night.

...you got your developing, you got your synching, you got your editing.

...you got your lights, you got your sound, you got your lab costs...

...you know, from people telling me:

...you know, in the Roman Empire.

...you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him...

...you put it on, and the songs, the bands put them in some fucking order...

...you want 5 or 10?

"God, you've taught me this and you've made our love life so much better."

"Jack Horner has found something special in newcomer Dirk Diggler.

"You Got the Touch," take seven.

♪ After all is said and done ♪

♪ All day, all night ♪

♪ And heat will roll you ♪

♪ Baby, don't you know? ♪

♪ Break the rules, take the heat ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

♪ Feel my heat ♪

♪ Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat ♪

♪ Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel ♪

♪ Heat will rock you ♪

♪ Love me today ♪

♪ Love me tomorrow ♪

♪ My heat will move your soul ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You feel my heat ♪

♪ You got the power ♪

♪ You got the touch ♪

♪ You got the touch ♪

♪ You never walk, you never run ♪

♪ You're a winner ♪

♪ You're at your best ♪ ♪ When the goin' gets rough ♪

♪ You're nobody's fool ♪

♪ You've been put to the test ♪ ♪ But it's never enough ♪