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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Avengers: Age of Ultron is a blockbuster superhero film released in 2015, directed by Joss

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Avengers: Age of Ultron is a blockbuster superhero film released in 2015, directed by Joss Whedon. The movie is the sequel to The Avengers and features an ensemble cast including Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Mark Ruffalo as Hulk, Chris Evans as Captain America, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, and James Spader as the voice of Ultron. The story revolves around the Avengers' battle against Ultron, an artificial intelligence with a mission to eradicate humanity. This action-packed film takes audiences on an exhilarating journey as they witness the team's struggles, conflicts, and alliances while facing their most formidable enemy yet. To immerse yourself in the heroics and excitement of Avengers: Age of Ultron, you can play and download the movie sounds here.

A global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark.
A hacker who's faster than Ultron?
A heat seal could work with enough power.
A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space.
A message. Ultron killed Strucker.
A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life, and at its center is that.
Actually, he's the boss.
Again.
Agreed. File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments.
All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.
All my friends are fighters.
All of you against all of me.
All our work is gone.
All right, coming to you.
All right, let's go.
All right, we're all clear here.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good chat.
All right. Look alive, Jarvis. It's playtime.
All right. Strictly recon. I'll hit the Nexus. I'll join you as soon as I can.
All the new players we've faced, I've never seen this.
All the new players we've faced, I've never seen this.
All they want is to live their lives in peace.
All this, laid in a grave.
Already on the scene.
Altitude is 18,000 and climbing.
An android designed by a robot.
And "something too fast to see."
And an air current.
And as long as there is life in my breast...
And as this is the center of everything,
And find what I missed.
And for gosh sake, watch your language!
And has made pawns of us.
And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.
And here comes this guy,
And I have a bow and arrow.
And I know you're not in charge.
And I only deal
And I was tangled in... In... Strings.
And I'd like to find him before he's ready for us.
And I'm the man who killed the Avengers.
And it has the scepter.
And it's still billions dead.
And make everyone look cooler.
And make me see a giant cuttlefish,
And make them martyrs?
And Nat took a serious hit.
And not one of us can do it without the others.
And not what you intended.
And on the side of the shell is painted one word.
And once all these pieces are in position...
And settled for a slave.
And tales of sprained deltoids and gout.
And that terrifies you.
And that they have your back.
And that's not gonna happen today.
And that's what we signed up for.
And the company that Pepper runs
And the earth will crack
And the whole building starts coming apart.
And these days, safe is in short supply.
And they used it to make a Frisbee.
And they're nothing compared to what it can unleash.
And try to control what won't be.
And we can get the job done.
And we clear the field.
And when you get inside the rest of their heads...
And whether or not he admits it,
And who decides who's weak?
And you don't want to tell the team?
And you just assume that Jarvis's operational matrix
And you're not going anywhere.
And you've done plenty.
And, believe me, he's winding up.
And, Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.
And, Widow?
Any chance Natasha might leave you a message outside the Internet?
Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?
Anyone on comms.
Approach vector is locked.
Are you even pulling?
Are you on my team?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you ready for our dance?
Are you ready?
Are you sure he's gonna be okay?
Are you?
Artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
As a worst case measure, right?
As far as you want.
As maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long, don't.
As soon as we find out what else this has been used for.
Ask Noah.
At long last.
AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON
Avengers, time to work for a living.
Avengers...
Avenging is your world.
Banner and I were doing research.
Banner and I will give it the once over before it goes back to Asgard.
Banner, after everything that's happened...
Baron Strucker had a lot of friends.
Baron Strucker.
Barton. Might have something.
Be it ever so humble.
Because of you.
Because they would hate missing you guys get together.
Because we don't have time for a city hall debate.
Because we're still a few hours out.
Before even the dinosaurs got theirs.
Besides this one,
Better than us.
Between him and his mission.
Between saving the world and destroying it.
Biologically speaking, we're outmoded.
Black market arms.
Boom! The end.
Boss, power levels are way below...
Break it down from within.
Bruce?
Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.
But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.
But first, you might need to catch Dr. Banner.
But he keeps coming back to it.
But he's not making any headway.
But I always say,
But I gotta guess he was knocking on a very particular door.
But I saw Stark's fear.
But I see those guys... Those gods...
But I was kind of hoping when I saw you,
But I'm going back out there because it's my job.
But I'm ready.
But if you put the hammer in an elevator...
But if you step out that door,
But it didn't seem like the right time.
But it doesn't go off.
But it's a trick.
But it's in the air.
But Jane's better.
But Jarvis can't download a data schematic this dense.
But never say never.
But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, wounded screams.
But our tractor doesn't seem to want to start at all.
But she's alive, or Ultron would be rubbing our faces in it.
But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
But that pain will roll over the Earth.
But that up there, that's...
But the codes are constantly being changed.
But the people of Sokovia, they didn't.
But then, he knew what kind of world he was helping create.
But they carry a big, damn stick.
But they're already saying it.
But we all have room to improve.
But we can initiate the consciousness stream.
But we need to go.
But we were busy having no idea that you existed.
But we're on the verge of our greatest breakthrough.
But when you wake... What did you dream?
But with Stark's stealth tech, we still can't track the damn thing.
But with you she seems very relaxed.
But you needed something more than a man.
But you should probably prepare for your guests.
But you will tear them apart
But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices.
But, like the man said, what doesn't kill me...
But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right?
By whom?
Call me old fashioned.
Can beat Ultron's?
Can you stop this thing?
Can't even feel the difference, can you?
Cap, these people are going nowhere.
Cap, you got incoming.
Cap, you see Nat?
Captain America.
Chicks dig that.
Children designed to supplant them,
Civilians in our path.
Clear and present is Ultron.
Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Clint, you've had a tough week.
Clint's hit pretty bad, guys. We're gonna need evac.
Clint's hit!
Come and get me.
Come back for me when everyone else is off.
Come back, come back, come back.
Come on, Bruce! You gotta work with me.
Come on, Cap.
Come on, use your words, buddy.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Time to go.
Come to confess your sins?
Company.
Concentrate fire on the weak ones.
Costel!
Costel!
Could be the Quinjet.
Cuttlefish.
Damage report?
Deep down, he's all fluff.
Dick move, Banner.
Did you guys copy that?
Did you know then what was gonna happen?
Did you know this church is in the exact center of the city?
Did you tell everyone about that?
Do me a favor.
Do the math. I physically can't.
Do we have an ally?
Do you expect a thank you note?
Do you have eyes on Nat?
Do you see
Do you want a candy?
Don't compare me with Stark!
Don't take from my pile.
Don't worry, I know when I'm beat.
Down in Strucker's lab, I saw some fairly advanced robotics work.
Dr. Cho!
Drop it at his feet.
Enjoy yourself, sir.
Even if I didn't just...
Even if your magic gem...
Even killing.
Even you can't stop that.
Every byte of data flows through there.
Every day.
Every effort to save us,
Every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the net.
Every shift in the bricks,
Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts,
Everybody is afraid of something.
Everybody, out!
Everyone creates the thing they dread.
Everyone else is on the carrier.
Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
Everyone's plan is not to kill them.
Everyone's...
Everything we had on Strucker's been erased.
Everything we've accomplished...
Excelsior.
Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known.
Family, stability...
Fastest access on Earth.
Fat.
Fella done me wrong.
Few hours from where?
Finance is so weird.
Find our unknown.
Fine.
Fine.
First, I have to find it.
For something inside,
For the weak.
For you to take your place in the world.
Fortunately, I am mighty.
Friday, the Vision?
Friday.
From back in the day. He operates off the African coast.
From the inside.
Fury, you son of a bitch.
Genie's out of that bottle.
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Get after it.
Get in the tub!
Get off the bridge!
Get off your asses.
Get the people on the boats.
Get what you need.
Girlfriend.
Give him hell.
Give me a second.
Glad you like the view, Romanoff.
Go ahead, piss me off.
Go ahead, Steve. No pressure.
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep.
Go, go, go!
God throws a stone at it.
God's righteous man.
Going on about old memories, worst fears,
Great, I want to poke it with something.
Guys, I got Strucker.
Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through.
Guys? Is this a code green?
Hard right.
Has anyone been in contact with Helen Cho?
Has made her the world's foremost astronomer.
Has what?
Have you been juicing? Little vibranium cocktail?
He also said he killed somebody.
He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do.
He beat me by one second.
He can wield the hammer, he can keep the Mind Stone.
He could be anywhere,
He didn't even know he was in there until I pieced him together.
He didn't say "dead." He said "extinct."
He keeps building bodies.
He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper.
He was talking about finding something new, a game changer.
He will end it all.
He would have shut Ultron down. It makes sense.
He'll be more powerful than any of us.
He'll send a postcard.
He's a blur.
He's all over the globe.
He's also a huge dork.
He's been in everything. Files, surveillance.
He's burning Ultron out of the net. He won't escape through there.
He's dreaming.
He's easy to track. He's everywhere.
He's fast and she's weird.
He's fine. He's thirsty.
He's fixated on the missiles.
He's flat lining. Call it. Time?
He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis.
He's headed your way!
He's in your files, he's in the Internet.
He's unique and he's in pain.
He's uploading himself into the body.
Heimdall, your eyes.
Hello, Deere.
Hello, Dr. Banner.
Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation.
Her work on the Convergence
Here we all are, back on Earth,
Here we go. Here we go. Let's move.
Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers.
Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers.
Hey, Banner, Dr. Cho is on her way in from Seoul.
Hey, big guy.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Cap!
Hey, look at me.
Hey, the lullaby worked better than ever.
Hey, you wanna switch out?
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
His cells don't know they're bonding with simulacra.
His hollow men?
His mission is global destruction.
Honey?
Honey.
Hopefully this puts an end to the Chitauri and Hydra.
How about a best case?
How are you guys doing?
How can you possibly hope to stop me?
How could I let this happen?
How could I what?
How could you?
How do we look?
How do you find it?
How do you want me to take it?
How is humanity saved
How long before you trust me?
How long has that been going on?
How many are there?
How quickly can we buy this building?
How were you guys planning on beating that?
How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?
How's he doing?
How's little Natasha?
How's the team?
Human life. Not a growth market.
Humans are odd.
Hydra Research Base Sokovia, Eastern Europe.
Hydra's number one thug.
I absolutely would have called.
I adore you.
I always do.
I am a program. I am without form.
I am going to surrender.
I am not Jarvis. I am...
I am on the side of life.
I am running out of things to say!
I am sorry. That was
I am Thor, son of Odin,
I am.
I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
I believe I'm deciphering code.
I believe it's worth a go.
I believe your intentions to be hostile.
I can get Barton to the jet. The sooner we're gone, the better.
I can handle this.
I can read him.
I can return to my dream
I can work on tissue degeneration
I can't ever... I can't have this.
I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade.
I could supercharge the spire from below.
I could take out the driver.
I could...
I could've killed you, Helen, the night we met.
I couldn't be prouder.
I cracked the Pentagon's firewall in high school on a dare.
I didn't do all I could.
I didn't expect,
I didn't realize you were waiting.
I didn't say we should leave.
I didn't sell him anything.
I didn't tell the team. How could I?
I do.
I do.
I do. I have you.
I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't have a lot else to offer.
I don't have anyone else.
I don't just mean weapons.
I don't know.
I don't know. How much time you got?
I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.
I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture.
I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture.
I don't suppose you found a key lying around somewhere.
I don't think I can afford a place in Brooklyn.
I don't think I'd know if I were one.
I don't think it's just one thing.
I don't think it's that simple.
I don't trust a guy without a dark side.
I don't want to hear "the man was not meant to meddle" medley.
I don't want to kill Ultron.
I figure it's a good place to lay low.
I fly right up to the general's palace, I drop it at his feet,
I found him.
I get first crack at the big guy.
I get it. Maria Hill called you, right?
I give you full marks for that.
I got a great team.
I got a private jet taking off across town.
I got it. Create a heat seal.
I got no strings, so I have fun.
I got you!
I gotta have some of that.
I grab her,
I guess they're my mess.
I had strings, but now I'm free.
I had this dream.
I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
I have a clean shot.
I have a simpler one.
I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark.
I have no choice.
I have what the Avengers never will. Harmony.
I hoped you would. I wanted to show you.
I just did.
I just need a little more time.
I just need to take a minute.
I just pay for everything and design everything
I knew it would control him.
I know all of your names.
I know what they are.
I know you're angry.
I know you're hiding more than files.
I know you've suffered.
I know.
I like that.
I like the look.
I looked in your head
I lost him!
I mean, look at me. Do I look like Iron Man?
I mean, look at this.
I mean, this could be...
I mean, you've been after this thing since S.H.I.E.L.D. collapsed.
I might need to visit Oslo.
I missed you.
I need answers. I won't find them here.
I need your help.
I promise.
I really hope this makes us even.
I saw a documentary. It was terrifying.
I saw it.
I saw something in that dream.
I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it.
I see a suit of armor around the world.
I should've joined you.
I still don't know how you do it!
I suppose we are both disappointments.
I suspect not for long.
I take it out and look at it,
I think a lot about meteors. The purity in them.
I think I've had my fill of new.
I think someone else came out.
I think they do, which is a lot scarier.
I think you missed that.
I think you're being hard on yourself.
I think you're confusing "peace" with "quiet."
I think, "This will set it off."
I thought Ultron was a fantasy.
I thought your father said he got the last of it.
I turn that key and drop this rock a little early
I wanna help you put Jarvis in this thing.
I want the big one.
I want to apply this to the Ultron program.
I want to finish the plan.
I want you to understand that... Natasha,
I want...
I was born yesterday.
I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
I was meant to be new.
I was sorry to hear about Strucker.
I wasn't ready.
I wasn't sure you would wake up.
I watched my friends die.
I will be reinstituting prima nocta.
I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments.
I would've joined you,
I wouldn't call it a comfort.
I'd be disappointed if it wasn't.
I'll be right back.
I'll drop Banner off at the tower.
I'll explain when you're older, Hawkeye.
I'll notify you if there are any developments.
I'll protect it.
I'll see you tonight.
I'll sweep for stragglers. Be right behind you.
I'm all right.
I'm always picking up after you boys.
I'm caught in a time loop.
I'm closing in.
I'm decrypting nuclear codes.
I'm fine.
I'm glad you asked that,
I'm going in. Cap, can you keep him occupied?
I'm going to kill him.
I'm gonna finish reflooring that sunroom as soon as I get back.
I'm gonna miss him, though. And you're gonna miss me.
I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.
I'm gonna try and keep him that way.
I'm here to get you to safety.
I'm here to help.
I'm home.
I'm home.
I'm in a loop!
I'm just a guy looking for a needle in the world's biggest haystack.
I'm just an old man
I'm not going to leave you here.
I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
I'm not the director of anybody.
I'm not tied up to anyone.
I'm not tied up to anyone.
I'm not Ultron.
I'm not what you are,
I'm not.
I'm on mission.
I'm reading steel reinforcement
I'm rerouting the upload.
I'm running with it.
I'm sending the package to you.
I'm sorry, I know you mean well.
I'm sorry, I was asleep.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm sure that's gonna be okay. I'm sorry.
I'm very happy chasing cold leads on our missing persons case.
I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?"
I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?"
I've come to save the world.
I've done the whole mind control thing.
I've got a compelling reason not to lose my cool.
I've had a vision.
I've seen colder.
I've seen her flirt, up close.
If I get Thor to hit it...
If I had known it was gonna be a firefight,
If I have to.
If I knock out that east wall,
If it drops?
If it's not allowed to evolve?
If running is the plan,
If the water's spirits accept me,
If they're sleeping here,
If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...
If Ultron's really building a body...
If we can harness this power,
If we give the Avengers the weapons,
If we're wrong about you,
If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
If you brought him to my lab,
If you could fry whatever operational system Cho implanted.
If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill.
If you guys can get clear.
If you hadn't played with something you don't understand.
If you have the package, get it to Stark! Go!
If you stay here, you'll die.
If you wanna get some kip, now's a good time
If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark...
If you're going for inconspicuous, though, near miss.
If you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...
Imagine it.
Imagine that.
Impact radius is getting bigger every second.
In a few months' time,
In a much less friendly way.
In every realm, there's a reflection.
In fact, I still haven't.
In the back?
In the barrels built from the wreck of Grunhel's fleet.
In the Red Room where I was trained...
Incoming already came in.
Incoming!
Incoming.
Informational noise. Soon... How soon?
Innocent people die. Every time.
Instead, they'll look up in horror
Invaders create Avengers.
Iron Man's the one he's waiting for.
Is getting them out.
Is he still going after launch codes?
Is it him?
Is it okay if she sets up in your lab?
Is that cool with you?
Is that the best you can do?
Is that the first son of Odin?
Is that why you've come, to end the Avengers?
Is that you didn't.
Is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Is this your first time intimidating someone?
Is, I think, the literal translation.
Isn't exactly what I want to hear.
Isn't that the "Why We Fight"?
It can. You can.
It can't build a living body.
It doesn't matter what you did or what you were.
It felt like that.
It is not meant for mortal men.
It just
It makes a hole in the floor.
It still doesn't help us get an angle on any of his plans, though.
It was all very Ahab.
It wasn't the worst part.
It will be better.
It will crack. That's not enough.
It will crack. That's not enough.
It'd make a nice workspace for Laura, huh?
It's a privilege to be among them.
It's a tattoo, I don't think he had it.
It's a thing with me.
It's about whether he's right.
It's all under your dummy holdings.
It's bad, right?
It's beautiful.
It's been a long day.
It's big.
It's dangerous.
It's efficient.
It's full of people.
It's just she's not the most open person in the world.
It's just that I don't understand.
It's my job.
It's nice to be needed.
It's nice.
It's not a coincidence.
It's not a human mind.
It's not a loop.
It's not you I don't trust.
It's nowhere special, but it's on the way to everywhere special.
It's one of the six Infinity Stones.
It's pretty simple. You bring a magnet.
It's probably not, right?
It's the end of the line.
It's the last project.
It's the world internet hub in Oslo.
It's them.
It's time for some mind games.
It's too soon.
It's Ultron's base consciousness.
It's very good, then.
It's what they signed up for.
It's what? Comfortable?
It's worth billions.
It's your fault, it's everyone's fault. Who cares?
Its power is uncontainable.
Jarvis has been beating him from inside without knowing it.
Jarvis, am I closing in?
Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
Job's not finished.
Junior.
Just a few days till the farewell party.
Just be sure.
Just look at me!
Just represent. Pull.
Just slipped out.
Just wasn't expecting a code green.
Keep the atomic action doubling back.
Keep the atomic action doubling back.
Kids.
Known associates.
Lab's all set up, boss.
Language!
Leave me alone!
Let's finish the job.
Let's hope.
Let's load them up.
Let's talk business.
Life always decides.
Life.
Lifeboats secure to deploy.
Like a computer.
Like a reactor?
Like Eugene O'Neill long,
Like old times?
Loki's scepter must be here.
Look again.
Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.
Look,
Look, I just need to know. Because the city is flying.
Look, it's been a really long day,
Look, we need to make some calls, assuming we still can.
Look! Say hi to Auntie Nat!
Looks like they're lining up.
Make a better world.
Make him self destruct.
Makes everything easier.
Maximoff girl, she's working you, Stark.
Maximoffs.
Maybe a way to blow up the city.
Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book.
Maybe if we can cap the other end.
Maybe not.
Meet the competition.
Men of peace create engines of war.
Men who enter that water, the legends don't end well.
Missed our window.
More than you.
Mostly guys left in a fugue state
Mr. Stark?
Mr. Stark.
Mr. Stark...
Ms. Potts has a company to run.
My best friend would've been a treasured memory.
My men can hold them.
My swift and terrible sword.
My Vision.
Nat and Banner?
Nat seems really shaken.
Nat, we gotta go.
Nat.
Natasha!
Natasha!
Nathaniel.
NATO's got him.
Need to see the big picture.
Need to see the big picture.
Negative. I am still in the truck.
Negative. That truck crashes,
Neither can I.
Neither do we.
Never one to shrink from an honest challenge.
New Avengers Facility Upstate New York.
News or footage. Keyword, "Hulk."
NEXUS Internet Hub Oslo, Norway
Nexus?
Nice, right?
No matter who wins or loses, trouble still comes around.
No one eats in a dining room.
No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
No way we all get through this.
No, but this... This brings it to a close.
No, he won't.
No, I'm good.
No, it's not like a person lifting the hammer.
No, no, I'm fine.
No, no, it's much more than that.
No, no, no, I'm gonna live forever.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. See this...
No, no. Go on.
No, no. I'm not actually sorry. I'm just trying to sound tough.
No, please.
No, we haven't... That wasn't... It's okay.
No! Of course not.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I didn't say you could leave.
No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It is funny.
No. Natasha, she's just... She likes to flirt.
No. Ultron could have assimilated Jarvis.
Nobody has to break anything.
Nobody would know.
Nobody.
Nobody's breaking any bylaws.
None of this makes sense.
Nope.
Not a damn thing.
Not a fan.
Not all of us can fly.
Not all of us can fly.
Not anymore.
Not before.
Not everything.
Not if you don't leave.
Not looking over your shoulder for Veronica.
Not that I haven't enjoyed our little raiding parties, but...
Not that way, not that way.
Not this chrysalis.
Not till everyone's safe.
Nothing.
Now go be a hero.
Now he runs the Iron Legion.
Now I don't.
Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
Now so are you.
Now, minister, where were we?
Now, you will make it right,
Now!
Now.
Nuclear codes.
Nukes? He said he wanted us dead.
Number six boat is topped and locked...
Odd.
Of course not. I'm already there.
Of death.
Of you?
Oh, God!
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, Jarvis, you know. I want it all. Make sure you copy Hill at HQ.
Okay, package is airborne.
Okay, pal, we're gonna get you out of town.
Okay, what?
Okay!
Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots,
Old school spy stuff?
On it.
On our side?
On the loop by the bridge.
Once it gets high enough? Global extinction.
One less thing to worry about.
One of our tech boys flagged this.
One sec. One sec, I got this.
Only the breakable ones.
Only when engaged.
Or I was a dream.
Or stocked... Topped...
Or the next missile I send you will come very much faster.
Or, no, not yet.
Orphaned at 10 when a shell collapsed their apartment building.
Our ally, the guy protecting the military's nuclear codes,
Our fight is over.
Our job is "if."
Out of the way! Coming through! Sorry, coming through!
Outwit the platinum bastard.
Parties unknown.
Peace in our time.
Peace in our time.
Peace in our time.
People create
Person bodies.
Pietro!
Pietro.
Playing on your fear.
Please back away.
Please back away.
Please, be my guest.
Please, don't do this.
Please, Stark, by all means.
Pretending to fail.
Pretending you could live without a war.
Pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Purge me from your computers, turn my own flesh against me.
Purge me from your computers, turn my own flesh against me.
Put up some baffling.
Quality save.
Rage.
Reboot Legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit.
Relax, shellhead.
Report to your stations immediately.
Reports of a metal man, or men, coming in and emptying the place.
Rhodey, get the rest of the people on board that carrier.
Rhodey!
Right above you, Cap.
Right now, the impact will kill thousands.
Right, different rules for us.
Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Right.
Right.
Right. That's right. You know why?
Robotics labs, weapons facilities, jet propulsion labs.
Roll under the bed, and the second shell hits.
Romanoff!
Romanoff.
Run with it, right? Or did he... Was he...
Running numbers.
Salvage Yard African Coast.
Scattered, dumped his memory.
Scream, and your entire staff dies.
Secure your gear, find a seat.
See where your power leads.
See? You worried for nothing.
Seems like you walked away all right.
Seems like you walked away all right.
Send in the Iron Legion.
Send out the twins.
Sentry mode.
She's all yours. Apparently.
She's creating tissue.
She's dusty, but she'll do.
She's...
Shit!
Show 'em what we got.
Since when is Strucker capable of human enhancement?
Sits there in the rubble.
Smell the silent judgment?
So get your ass on a boat.
So help me out. I need you...
So how's about we skip to the part where you're useful.
So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace,
So I'm not certain what triggered your...
So I've been analyzing the gem inside.
So if you're going to fiddle with my brain
So Jarvis went underground.
So stand.
So we can end the fight. So we get to go home!
So what's our play?
So whatever you're gonna do, do it now.
So you're going for artificial intelligence,
So, there may be no way to make you trust me.
So, we disappear?
So, we just disappear?
So, what did they say?
So, what does he want?
So, you want me to help you put Jarvis into this thing?
Sokovia.
Sokovia's had a rough history.
Some of them are gonna have to double up.
Somebody want to deal with that bunker?
Someone has been playing an intricate game
Someone's gonna have to teach them some manners.
Something powerful.
Sometimes it's hard.
Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things.
Sorry for barging in on you.
Sorry for barging in on you.
Sorry, didn't call ahead.
Sorry.
Sounds amazing.
Sounds like a cold world, Tony.
Spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win.
Splashed down in the Banda Sea.
Stark asked for a savior
Stark is nothing!
Stark is... He's a sickness!
Stark will take care of it.
Stark, come in.
Stark, we really need to get inside.
Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely.
Stark.
Stark.
Stark's already got them turning on each other.
Start again.
Started out, Jarvis was just a natural language UI.
Stay down, kid.
Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve, he said a bad language word.
Still, I'd pay folding money to know who it is.
Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Stop. Please, may I...
Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it.
Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.
Strucker's prize pupils.
Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
Sun's getting real low.
Take special care. I doubt a human could keep her at bay.
Take them out.
Talk, and if you are wasting our time...
Technically, I'm a thug for S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tell her to prep everything. Barton's gonna need the full treatment.
Tell me everything.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Barton.
Thanks, buddy.
That building's not clear. The 10th floor.
That could be him.
That could vaporize the city.
That I can't fix.
That I was an Avenger.
That I was anything more than the assassin they made me.
That is exactly the plan.
That is too much. They can't mean...
That little witch is messing with your mind.
That makes sense he'd go to them. They have someone in common.
That someone being you.
That this team is really a team,
That was dramatic.
That we're what's wrong with the world.
That'll keep it from impacting the surface,
That's a man sized "if."
That's a negative. I answer to you.
That's comprehensive. Show me something.
That's not going away any time soon.
That's not gonna happen. Not for a while.
That's terrible.
That's the endgame.
That's the whole story?
That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
The Americans sent their circus freaks to test us.
The amount of vibranium he made off with,
The anti gravs are rigged to flip.
The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
The Avengers were supposed to be different than S.H.I.E.L.D.
The Avengers' extinction.
The ceremony is necessary
The city's not coming down slow.
The Cradle.
The Cradle. Did you get it?
The dining room.
The drawbridge is down, people.
The elders decreed it so that everyone could be equally close to God.
The end of the path I started us on.
The Enhanced?
The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims.
The gem could level the city.
The gem,
The genetic coding tower is at 97%.
The geometry of belief.
The girl tried to warp my mind.
The guy is multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit.
The guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago.
The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code.
The human form is inefficient.
The impact would still be devastating.
The jewel appears to be a protective housing
The job is finished.
The kind that seems normal at the time,
The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones
The most versatile substance on the planet,
The nano molecular functionality is instantaneous.
The news is loving you guys.
The one thing that might matter more than a mission.
The only people threatening the planet would be people.
The only thing living in this world
The power to make real change.
The Quinjet. We have to move.
The real Hulk, for the first time.
The real power is inside the Cradle.
The records are not the picture.
The Regeneration Cradle could do this in 20 minutes.
The Regeneration Cradle prints tissue.
The rest of us have one job,
The rules have changed.
The scepter is alien.
The Stark Relief Foundation?
The strongest metal on Earth.
The twins.
The vibranium core's got a magnetic field.
The Vision is artificial intelligence.
The wall to your left.
The war is over, Steve.
The Water of Sight.
The whole team is down.
The whole world, too.
The world made clean
The world would have looked to the sky
The world's a big place. Let's start making it smaller.
The worst part
Their powers, the horrors in our heads, Ultron himself,
Then I know you don't do business.
Then let's show them what we've accomplished.
Then we'll do that together, too.
There are conventions. All right? You meet people.
There are no shortcuts.
There are no strings on me.
There are no strings on me.
There are some nets I can cast.
There was this terrible noise.
There wasn't anyone else in the building.
There were more than a dozen extinction level events
There would have been double the casualties.
There. It's a truck from the lab.
There's been no official call for Banner's arrest
There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.
There's gonna be a lot of manful tears.
There's incoming.
There's no future with me.
There's no possibility of deterioration.
There's no room
There's nothing that can't be explained.
There's only one path to peace.
There's worse ways to go.
These kids. They're punks, really.
They are.
They couldn't get past the bouncer?
They deep sixed the data,
They don't need to be protected.
They have a graduation ceremony.
They have to be after the scepter.
They make lights, disco lights...
They may not look too far into what we've been...
They need to evolve.
They really did take everything from me.
They scratch the surface and never think
They see everything.
They see you leading us to Hel.
They sterilize you.
They used up all the hot water.
They'll try to leave the city.
They'll understand.
They're a mess.
They're binding them.
They're coming for the core.
They're discordant. Disconnected.
They're doomed.
They're good. They're not a team.
They're heading back towards you.
They're like neurons firing.
Things are changing for us.
Things are changing for us.
This ain't that.
This could be it, Bruce. This could be the key to creating Ultron.
This could have been avoided
This feels weird.
This feels wrong.
This framework is not compatible.
This is a smoke screen.
This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.
This is all our fault.
This is an agent of some kind.
This is exactly what I wanted.
This is going very well.
This is gonna be beautiful.
This is insane.
This is not a drill. We are under attack!
This is not so bad.
This is peace in my time.
This is peace in my time.
This is sealed tight.
This is the next me.
This is the next thing, Tony.
This is the next thing, Tony.
This is the opportunity.
This is very terrible. Is it so...
This is what S.H.I.E.L.D. is supposed to be.
This isn't just about beating him.
This isn't strategy. This is
This quadrant is unsafe. Please back away.
This was never my life.
This way.
Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Thor,
Thor, I'm gonna need you back in the church.
Thor, on my mark.
Thor, status.
Thor!
Thor!
Thor.
Thor.
Thor. The Legionnaire.
Those are tattoos, this is a brand.
Three feet from our faces.
Three minutes.
To become better.
To help them end.
To look within.
To me.
To protect their country?
To show up in the last few years.
Together.
Together.
Tony Stark used to say that.
Tony, maybe this might not be the time.
Tony.
Touch them, they'll go full reverse thrust.
Trail went cold about 100 miles out, but it's headed north.
Traitor.
Triple Yahtzee.
Trouble, Ms. Romanoff.
Try not to bring it to life.
Turning brown instead of green?
Twins.
Typical of humans.
U Gin Genetics Research Lab Seoul, Korea.
Ultron can't tell the difference
Ultron cleared out. He used the Internet as an escape hatch.
Ultron didn't go after Jarvis because he was angry.
Ultron has these allies.
Ultron isn't.
Ultron knows we're coming.
Ultron says the Avengers are the only thing
Ultron thinks we're monsters.
Ultron.
Ultron.
Ultron's going to evolve.
Unfortunately, he's still Barton.
Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties.
Unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Until we can find Ultron,
Update me on the structural and compositional analysis.
Upon this rock, I will build my church.
Veronica, give me a hand.
Vibranium.
Wait a second.
Wait, guys!
Wakanda.
Wake up!
Walk it off.
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff. Twins.
Wanda.
War Machine coming at you! Right...
Was she ever not working for you?
Wasn't a nightmare, it was my legacy.
We are here to help.
We are under attack!
We are very not clear!
We can bust arms dealers all the livelong day,
We can go home.
We can only do it while we have the scepter here.
We can't let them, not even one. Rhodey.
We can't track you in stealth mode.
We could help with the evacuation, but I can't be in a fight near civilians.
We did.
We didn't. We weren't even close. Were we close to an interface?
We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
We find out what Ultron's been building,
We find Romanoff,
We get through this, I'll hold your own.
We got a window. Four, three...
We got some hitters.
We gotta move out. Even I can tell the air is getting thin.
We gotta move.
We have an Enhanced in the field.
We have to act now.
We have to evolve.
We have to.
We maybe don't walk away.
We need backup!
We need to draw out Ultron.
We reconfigured Jarvis's matrix
We took a hit. We'll shake it off.
We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.
We were 10 years old. Having dinner, the four of us.
We were in the market.
We were trapped for two days.
We will make it right.
We will not yield!
We will.
We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
We'll celebrate after the graduation ceremony.
We'll lose.
We'll move out right away.
We're all dead! Can you not see?
We're dealing with something new.
We're gonna need to access the program,
We're imprinting a physical brain.
We're just gonna let him take it?
We're locked down out here.
We're mad scientists.
We're monsters, buddy. We've gotta own it.
We're out of my field, here.
We're standing 300 feet below it.
We're under attack! Clear the city! Now!
We're uploading your cerebral matrix now.
We're way past that.
We've only got a couple of days with this joystick,
Well done.
Well, for now, I'd stay in stealth mode and stay away from here.
Well, he's definitely unhappy.
Well, home is home, you know?
Well, I contacted our friends at the Nexus about that.
Well, I guess you'd know.
Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so...
Well, it better get real simple real soon.
Well, it's time for me to tap out.
Well, let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Well, like the old man said...
Well, that is the mission. Did you forget?
Well, the scepter.
Well, then technically you're unemployed.
Well, these people are all horrible.
Well, they're excited.
Well, they're gonna show up again.
Well, we know Strucker's not gonna worry about civilian casualties.
Well, we're not the '27 Yankees.
Well, you did something right. And you did it right here.
What about Jane? Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
What about Nat and Dr. Banner?
What about the core?
What about Ultron himself?
What ails you?
What are you doing?
What choice do we have?
What did he do that was so wrong to you?
What did we miss?
What do you mean "up close"?
What do you think I've been doing?
What if he decides to access something a little more exciting?
What if I fail?
What if the world was safe?
What if you were sipping margaritas on a sun drenched beach,
What if, next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will,
What is this place?
What is this, please?
What is this?
What is?
What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them
What will you do?
What, were you napping?
What?
What?
What?
What? I'm not...
What? The gem?
What's it look like it's doing?
What's the rumpus?
What's the vibranium for?
What's the word on Strucker?
What's this?
Whatever, man! It's a trick.
When everyone is dead?
When the dust settles,
When the first shell hits, two floors below,
When the weirdest thing science ever created was me.
When they see, they'll understand.
When you two programmed him to protect the human race,
Where can I go?
Where do you think he gets that?
Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Where I was raised,
Where in the world am I not a threat?
Where is this guy now?
Where is this guy now?
Where?
Where's Loki's scepter?
Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Who cares very much about you.
Who was that?
Who's ever standing, we got to move!
Why didn't you do more?
Why do you call him "sir"?
Why don't you hug her and find out?
Why is it trying to kill us?
Why, Ms. Barton, you little minx.
Will Thor be there?
Will you listen to me?
With nothing but our wit and our will to save the world.
With the man in charge.
Without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality.
Worthy.
Wouldn't have been my first call.
Yay.
Yeah, give him time.
Yeah, I bet he... Yeah.
Yeah, I got something bigger.
Yeah, I'll find her.
Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Yeah, that's not gonna sell.
Yeah, the city is flying.
Yeah, then you'll find another part of the house to tear apart.
Yeah, they must be busy,
Yeah, we would have called ahead,
Yeah, well, Fury helped me set this up when I joined.
Yeah, who doesn't love revels? Captain?
Yeah, you better run.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I did.
Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.
Yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning "thief."
Yeah. The Enhanced.
Yes, he is.
Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, of course.
Yes, sir.
Yes, there was.
Yes!
Yes.
Yes. He's funny.
Yes. It's a very, very interesting theory.
Yesterday it was.
You all right?
You amazingly failed.
You and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."
You and I can hurt them.
You and me are gonna be outnumbered.
You and Romanoff.
You are a madman.
You are an Avenger.
You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...
You are so cute.
You are Ultron,
You assume that I have to stay?
You bet your ass.
You both deserve a win.
You built this program.
You come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony.
You delete everything.
You didn't finish!
You didn't know?
You didn't see that coming?
You didn't see that coming?
You didn't see that coming?
You don't know what you're doing.
You find a place in Brooklyn yet?
You get hurt, hurt them back.
You get killed,
You got lousy taste in men, kid.
You got no backup here.
You got three with the Cradle, one in the cab.
You guys always eat in the kitchen anyway.
You guys get to the boats.
You had to ask.
You hadn't been there,
You have to get the Cradle to Stark.
You helped create this?
You hope for the best, then make do with what you get.
You just didn't think it through.
You just roll over, show your belly every time somebody snarls?
You killed someone?
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
You know bio organics better than anyone.
You know I totally support your avenging.
You know I've seen this before, right?
You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?
You know what, Romanoff?
You know what's in that cradle?
You know, I really miss the days
You know, I'm 12 minutes older than you.
You know, it came at great personal cost.
You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear
You know, this works,
You know, with the benefit of hindsight...
You lack the materials.
You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.
You may recognize...
You might wish you hadn't asked that.
You mind if I borrow Ms. Hill?
You need patience.
You need to be sure
You never even hesitated.
You never fail.
You rise, only to fall.
You said we would destroy the Avengers,
You see, we were wondering how Strucker got so inventive.
You sent me to recruit him way back when.
You shut me out.
You still think you're the only monster on the team?
You take away my world,
You think I can't hold my own?
You think I'm a child of Ultron.
You think I'm one of Stark's puppets?
You think this is funny?
You think you can find out what's coming?
You think you were the only one stalling?
You think you're saving anyone?
You two can still walk away from this.
You wanna keep staring at the wall, or do you wanna go to work?
You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change.
You were saying?
You were supposed to be the last.
You, Avengers, you are my meteor.
You'd have more than that.
You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right?
You'll break them.
You'll catch on.
You'll get there one day.
You'll have to be faster than...
You'll mention how I cooperated, I hope.
You'll never...
You're a brilliant woman, Helen.
You're a destroyer, Odinson.
You're afraid.
You're all killers.
You're all not worthy.
You're bothering me.
You're Bruce Banner.
You're gonna break your old man's heart.
You're looking... I don't wanna say "puffy."
You're made of marble.
You're not a match for him, Cap.
You're not gonna turn green?
You're not the director of me.
You're not?
You're one of his.
You're safe now. You're gonna be okay. Buckle up.
You're stalling to protect the people.
You're staying, right?
You're stronger than her. You're smarter than her.
You're the last one.
You're unbearably naive.
You're up.
You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
You've wounded me.
Your clunky metal suits are gonna be left in the dust.
Your man's in the church, boss.
Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
A machine. So, it doesn't count?
All of these are... Me.
Anything on Nat? I haven't heard.
Are you good? Yeah.
But with it on our side... Is it?
Can we hold them? They're the Avengers.
Clint, can you draw out the guards? Let's find out.
Come on! That's the one. ...is unsafe.
Come on. Really?
Dad! Hi, sweetheart!
Don't turn green. I won't.
Excuse me. Want a lozenge?
I thought maybe you might... Yeah, I'll give her a kick.
I'm gonna be made of plastic. Here's your beverage.
I'm gonna say this once. How about "none ce"?
Is this the last of them? Yeah.
It was a good talk. No, it wasn't.
It's beautiful. If you had to guess,
It's nuts. Right.
It's physics. Physics.
Jarvis. Doctor.
Move! Move! Move! Go, go, go!
Never heard that. Recall that?
Nice guy. Artificial. Thank you.
No surrender! No surrender!
No, it's never come up. Saved New York?
Shoot them. Which ones?
Shut it down! Nope, not gonna happen.
So, no Pepper? She's not coming? No.
Stark! We are here to help.
That would affect the team. That would end the team!
Then why would you bring... Because Stark is right.
These are smaller agents. Look at your face!
They are not ready to take on... No, no, I mean...
Thor, I got a plan. We're out of time.
Ultron. In the flesh.
We are here to help. Avengers, go home!
We wish to avoid collateral damage. Costel!
What can I do? It hurts.
What dialect? Wakanada.
What do you got, Stark? Nothing great.
What mission? Peace in our time.
What the hell are you... Just be ready.
What's the drill? This is the drill.
Yeah, she knows her way around. Thanks.
You and Stark secure the scepter. Copy that.
You are in distress. No. Yes.
You don't know what's in there. This isn't a game!
You have to trust me. Kind of don't.
Zrinka! Costel! Baby!
...is unsafe... is unsafe...
...just makes me stronger.
...to hypnotize their prey, and then...
"and wait to find out which is which."
"At long last" is lasting a little long, boys.
"Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys?
"Children." I lost the word, there.
"Earth's mightiest heroes."
"Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich"
"Never" what?
"Stark."
"The last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him."
"Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power."
"Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard."