Valley Girl (1983) Edit

A Bombay Avocado Delight.

A date.

A Red Zinger tea.

Achieve the grandest form of retribution against the guy who kicked your ass.

Actually, it's almost time for Suzi to get home.

All right, we're going to play a song.

All right.

All right.

All this stuff that tastes like nothing, but is so good for you.

And a cup of wheatgrass juice.

And besides, it's totally gnarly birth control.

And I don't understand why.

And I don't understand why.

And I was doing all right with that chick. Who the fuck does he think he is?

And I watched you....

And if you don't....

And it rots the enzymes in your stomach.

And it's in the Valley.

And Julie took me home.

And nature plays its little part in the scheme of life.

And now, students...

And the guys, they only get to be that big.

And they all want me to be with Tommy.

And took us back over the hill. We had a super time.

And you don't even know why you're here.

Are you all right, honey?

Are you being held prisoner, or what?

Are you sure he wants me back, though?

Aren't the way they really are...

Arthur, let's wait until after they announce the king and queen at least, okay?

As long as it doesn't hurt you, or anyone else.

At least you got me here.

At least you got me here.

Awesome.

Bad karma, dear.

Because it isn't greasy, doesn't mean it's bad for you, dodo.

Because some little Valley chick wanted somebody else, is that it?

Because they are not just the king and queen of Valley High...

Because you'll never be able to go to any, as long as you got Randy.

Before I met your mother.

Beg your pardon. I got these for Woodstock, remember?

Better.

Big deal, okay?

Boys, how we doing?

Brad'll be at my party tonight.

But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

But I will tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna reach in my pocket, get a dime...

But I'll tell you what.

But I'm supposed to develop into my own person, you know?

But I've never done this before.

But it was fun while it lasted.

But she's not one of ours.

But things were sure a lot wilder then.

But Tommy can be such a dork, you know?

But which one do I pick?

Bye bye, sweetie.

Can I have some of your hamburger?

Can you, like, grow some more zits?

Cindy Boo lost 90 pounds, and even, like, scarfed on ice cream.

Come on in. The gate's open. I'll get right back to you.

Come on, Fred, dig in.

Come on, Julie. You know Loryn won't let her mom wait for us.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, man. It's romantic shit. Girls love that stuff, you know?

Come on, Skip. Let's go dance.

Come on!

Come on.

Come up with any new gizmos?

Cool everything and listen. This is all going like clockwork.

Crazy is the word

Crush that fly.

Cut the chatter, girls.

Dad.

Damn it. God!

Dickhead, what are you trying to do, get us killed?

Did I ever tell you how good you feel?

Did you clip butterflies' wings as a kid? Maybe you still do.

Did you get in trouble the other night?

Did you?

Different priorities, that's all.

Do I still look that way?

Do you always have to talk like that?

Do you have a death wish or something?

Do you have any of that stuff for me?

Do you like the music?

Do you think a girl should pet on the first date?

Do you think they could crank this noise up louder?

Do you think things would be better?

Do you think we should talk to her about this?

Does she know?

Don't be a stranger.

Don't be so obvious with boys.

Don't do that to me! You can't see me anymore.

Don't do that. Come on, Julie!

Don't do this.

Don't look now. Guess who?

Don't penalize me for what she did. I'm the one that got hurt. I am.

Don't stand there holding those. Put them down.

Don't tell me that.

Don't we all?

Don't you think they have parties over there?

Dump the Sohio at 34 and one eighth.

Enjoy your ride.

Everybody thinks Tommy is so tubular and all, you know?

Everyone can't be a king and a queen.

Fail.

Far out.

Far out. This kid doesn't miss a trick. Sarah, you got to see this.

Feeling better, dear?

For most of the night.

For sure, Stacey.

For sure.

Forget that. I mean, Tommy is such a hunk.

Freak me out, it's him!

Fred, I didn't know you were this good.

Fred, that's my leg!

Fuck 'em. Be the first one on your block.

Fuck him.

Fuck off, for sure! Like, totally!

Fuck you, scum! Get out of the car.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Funny. What's your problem?

Get out....

Get real. You're not going through with this, are you?

Get up!

Girls, we must fuck him.

Go down to the phone booth, make a call, come right back up, and talk to you.

Go for the wild, crazy stuff.

Go home, Randy.

Go on and laugh. I still love that girl. I know how to make her happy....

Go on. Leave me alone!

God, Dad! I won't be too late, I'm sure.

God, gross me out!

God, he's such a total pukeoid.

God, Julie, don't be so greedy. You know, save some for the rest of us.

God, this stuff is so gross. How could people eat that?

God, where is your sense of adventure? Will you shut up?

God!

God!

God!

God! You are so weird. Go away.

God. For life?

God. Hey, do you think she does everything she says?

Good bye.

Good. Check this geek out.

Gotta go, but first...

Great, that'll attract every girl west of Van Nuys Boulevard.

Great.

Gross! Let's move.

Guys, we won't have time to get ready for my party.

Have a nice flight.

Having a good time?

He came back for Stacey and me...

He did? When?

He doesn't dress like my friends, or even talk like them.

He goes, "Okay."

He goes, "Okay."

He just said it one day, you know?

He makes my mouth water.

He told us he still loves you a bunch.

He wasn't mean to you, was he?

He's different.

He's got his position to worry about.

He's hot!

He's just really bitchin'. You'll see.

He's not going to appreciate me talking to Brad.

He's not so awesome.

He's that guy from Hollywood.

He's totally awesome!

He's totally juvenile, Stacey.

Hello?

Hello.

Her first prom.

Here in the Valley, it's a balmy 83 degrees.

Here.

Hey, come over here.

Hey, Harvey!

Hey, Julie, I asked Arthur to the prom.

Hey, Julie, I asked Arthur to the prom.

Hey, man, 23727 Sierra Vista.

Hey, man, who're you talking to? It's me, Bailey.

Hey, puto, want a light?

Hey, Rico! What? You didn't! No way, man.

Hey, what the hell?

Hey, you know, why break up the most bitchin' couple at school?

Hey, you're gonna lose your nose. Look out.

Hi, Mrs. Brent.

Hi, Skip.

Hi. I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 cabernet, and my favorite color is magenta.

Hit me with that brick. I'm dying.

Hold on.

Hold this.

Honey, the phone's ringing.

Honey, there are lots of people out there...

Honey, where's Julie?

How about a cigarette?

How about a Coke?

How about a sip?

How can you like a dork?

How gross!

How is it? Okay?

How many is it we've had?

How you doing down there?

How you doing, Tommy?

How's your new boyfriend? What's his name?

Hurry up in there!

Hurry up, dear!

I almost barfed from all that sushi, you know?

I always thought the Valley was real enough for me.

I am not too small. I look totally hot in this.

I believe in being direct. How about you?

I better go.

I can believe that. I don't think Randy's ever looked this bad.

I can't believe that. You guys were such good friends.

I can't even believe you'd give Brad the time of day.

I can't see you anymore, okay?

I can't.

I can't. But guess who's looking at you?

I can't. But guess who's looking at you?

I could die. He's so buff.

I could grow old and prune up, waiting for that.

I definitely need something new.

I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

I didn't know that.

I didn't think it was that big a deal.

I don't care.

I don't feel so good.

I don't fucking care, man.

I don't fucking care. I don't give a fuck.

I don't give.... Fuck 'em. Just leave me alone.

I don't know about that.

I don't know, it's up to us to look out for her.

I don't know, you guys, being popular can be so lonely.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Feel these hands. They're wet.

I don't know. I think she's lonely, you know?

I don't know. She'll get in a lot of trouble, though, if she doesn't watch out.

I don't think so.

I don't think you ever saw these.

I don't think you'd be any more welcome down there, right now.

I don't understand what you're so nervous about.

I don't want to go in here.

I don't want to, like, start a family.

I doubt it.

I got this problem, and I don't know what to do about it.

I gotta go.

I gotta go.

I guess so.

I guess so.

I guess these go right back down there now, don't they?

I guess.

I hate these escalators.

I hate this music.

I hate....

I have the right to know. It was my party.

I hear there's something really grody about the air in Hollywood.

I heard...

I just want to know the rest of this big plan of yours.

I know about these things. I got a feeling about this.

I know everyone is counting on me to do the right things.

I know it's a party, but who invited you?

I know what it is.

I know what this is. It's your fucking friends, right?

I know, a store. What do you sell?

I know, but we've been going together so long now.

I know, Mom.

I know.

I like Randy a lot, you know?

I like this song.

I love you.

I mean, he doesn't do the things we like to do...

I mean, he doesn't do the things we like to do...

I mean, how bad could it have been?

I mean, it's so boring.

I mean, no.

I mean, this guy, Randy, is filling her head with air.

I mean, Tommy can't be king of the prom going stag.

I mean, you were just her age when I met you.

I nominated her for class rep, and she wasn't even there.

I personally guarantee you, you will have the time of your life tonight.

I really don't give a shit what your mother thinks.

I remember my prom.

I see.

I tell you what. You spend the night at my house, okay?

I think he's that dude she was out with the other night.

I think he's totally not.

I think I'll just get something to drink.

I think it means you're a pretty lousy friend...

I think not.

I think she does.

I think we should get out of here.

I think we should get out of here.

I think your father has just faced his mortality.

I thought about you all day.

I told you.

I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it. We're going back.

I want to see you tomorrow.

I want to see you tomorrow.

I want you to know you're my best friends.

I wanted to be the queen.

I was hoping you'd call.

I was just calling to say hi and all.

I was out all night, but I didn't

I was wondering if you'd step into my office?

I wasn't.

I will pay whatever it takes to make sure nobody breathes a word of this.

I'd be scarfing up everything in sight.

I'd get all puffed out to the max and all, for sure!

I'd get so fat and all, and what would happen to my zits?

I'd go for that in a minute. For sure.

I'd like you to meet my mother.

I'll be totally bummed out...

I'll be waiting for you.

I'll meet you out front.

I'll see you guys at the bus.

I'll think about it.

I'm a little bit disappointed in you.

I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair.

I'm coming. I'm looking for the camera.

I'm freezing.

I'm getting very excited about this. So just hang on.

I'm going to give you the chance you never gave me.

I'm here with you now.

I'm hurrying. Meet me later?

I'm not going away on a peace march or something heavy like that, Pop.

I'm not in the mood to go there.

I'm simply going to freak out and die!

I'm so sure! Brad's totally hot.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure you got to be drunk.

I'm sure! Tell me all about it. I'm going to talk to Ralphie.

I'm sure.

I'm sure. I don't know.

I'm sure. Move.

I'm totally not in love with you anymore, Tommy.

I'm trying.

I've been looking for you tonight.

I've got a little tip for you, Skip.

I've got all this homework I forgot about. Come on, Loryn.

I've got flexible hours.

I've really got to get back to work.

I've still got a few more deliveries to make.

If anyone on Earth, outside this car, finds out about this.

If I'd been invited, I'd have known this was a costume party.

If nothing else, we've learned that.

If she'd listen to me, I'd set her straight.

In fact, lots of people didn't look like that.

In my parents' store.

Indian wrestling with the boys, or something totally grody like that.

Is it a popularity contest?

Is it about who wears the nicest clothes?

Is it about who's dating the captain of the football team?

Is it your father or mother? Let me talk to them. I can fix things.

Is that wrong?

Is there something I shouldn't know that I should know?

Is this gonna mean we're going together?

Is this gonna mean we're going together?

Is this on?

It appears you forgot our French fries and Coke, fishhead.

It doesn't have to be, Stacey.

It hasn't gotten that far.

It slipped my mind. I didn't think it was that important.

It wasn't that. It was just that he was different, that's all.

It won't to be easy. Anytime you want to come back, you let me know.

It'll be a great party night. Everyone will be there.

It's a party. It is going to be amazing. I've seen the chicks.

It's bad enough you got to be here. Be far worse if I got the same treatment.

It's called A Million Miles AwaY.

It's cool. I'm not going to eat anything now...

It's either Randy, or you guys.

It's either Randy, or you guys.

It's getting hard. I don't want any problems.

It's going to be hot. I'm telling you.

It's like I can't explain it, you know?

It's like I'm....

It's like my brains won't stop going.

It's like shaking hands with your best friend.

It's like we're linked, or something. I'm starting to sound like my parents.

It's me, Skip.

It's nice to meet you.

It's no accident that I'm the one delivering the groceries.

It's not fair, with all the creepy crawlers out there, and everything.

It's not fresh and clean, like a television show.

It's not in 3 D.

It's not them at all. It's me, okay?

It's not. It's so uncool.

It's okay.

It's over.

It's really hard for me to say what I'm trying to say.

It's so uncool.

It's sushi, don't you know? This is tuna.

It's the way I feel. It's what I want.

It's the way we do things that makes the difference.

It's what you are that counts, what's inside you, what you stand for...

It's your friends.

It's yuck.

Jeez, I don't know. Later, I guess.

Jesus Christ.

Jilted. Right in the toilet. My heart's broken.

Julie, what's going on here?

Just forget I ever tried to save you from your miserable existence.

Just let us hear from you by next Tuesday, okay, honey?

Just looking for action.

Just make up with him. He'll take you back.

Just tell me exactly what you're thinking.

Just wait two more minutes. Steve will be here in just one minute with the camera.

Just wait two more minutes. Steve will be here in just one minute with the camera.

Kings and queens...

Leave you alone? Why? So you can feel sorry for yourself...

Let Julie concentrate.

Let Julie drive. You don't want to be part of the pavement.

Let's check out the eats.

Let's do it.

Let's do that.

Let's go back.

Let's go, boy. Get up.

Let's go.

Let's hear it. Here's Josie Cotton and the Party Crashers!

Let's leave the party.

Let's make up.

Liar. You haven't been looking for me...

Life's not fair.

Like I really care.

Like, all those sweaty bods. Barf me out.

Like, he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Listen, Doug's got his dad's Mercedes.

Listen, I got a plan...

Listen, I told you, I've got a plan. Enough said?

Listen, if you're going to have that kind of attitude, I won't even tell you.

Listen. We were on the waiting list, and we got in.

Look at me. I'm probably more nervous than the kids are. Look at these hands.

Look at them. Are they a picture?

Look at you, honey.

Look, I have to go to bed now.

Look, if you want this girl so bad...

Look, this is the social event of the season. Don't be dull.

Look!

Loryn, this isn't helping me. I don't know what to do about this.

Man, he's just like trippin' dicular, you know?

Man, you smell fucking awful.

Maybe all night. She's out on a date.

Maybe all night. She's out on a date.

Maybe we should have gone.

Messing around with your friend's boyfriend while he's in a bad way.

Mighty spiffy.

Mingle. Blend in.

Miss Liebman, do you know where the cups are?

Most of them are. They didn't have corn dogs, so I got

My darling.

My friends think so.

My God!

My little pickle.

My mom is gone.

My mom said she saw you the other day.

My mom will shit if she knows you're driving this car.

My mom would kill me if she found out I'd skipped out on it.

My mom's got a lot of stuff for me to do around here.

My thighs just grow, looking at that stuff.

Never mind.

No man could resist my....

No stopping us now. Get closer together. Give us a big smile, Tommy.

No way, Bob!

No, but I thought maybe I could borrow some of yours, okay?

No, I want....

No, in your hand.

No.

No. Come on, Suzi.

Nobody is going to tell me who I can score with!

None of us have had a dude outside of school.

Not between the rest of the fucking world. So fuck off!

Not everyone looked or dressed like that back then.

Not so loud, dear.

Not too cool, Julie. I won't be bummed out.

Not what other people want to make you.

Of course there is.

Of course. I just told you so.

Oh, God, check out those pecs!

Oh, God, gag me. How could you?

Oh, God, it looked so....

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, I'm going to die!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Don't you have a straw?

Oh, no. Not those guys. They're hoods. Juvenile delinquents.

Oh, yeah? For how long?

Okay, I'll talk to him.

Okay, I'll tell you. Twist my arm.

Okay, let's get some snapperoos here.

Okay, so he's awesome!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good bye.

Okay. Lose out.

Okay. Would you like some bean sprouts?

Only, like, real fast.

Or the way they're going to turn out.

Or was it the march on Washington?

Or who's seeing the head cheerleader?

Pass on cotillion just this once, okay?

Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did. I'm sorry.

Plastics.

Put that back, Loryn. You're too small for that.

Put that stuff back.

Put them down there.

Rad! What's doing?

Randy is totally special to me, Stacey...

Really, now?

Remember our night in the cemetery?

Remember? You were going to do a lot of walking?

Right, okay.

Right.

Sarah, do you know how much she looks like you?

Sarah! Lancelot's here!

Screw it, man.

See ya.

See you, Dad.

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.

She can't live without me.

She does?

She doesn't have time for her friends anymore.

She dumped me. Far be it for me to interfere with her life.

She is our friend. She'd do the same thing for us.

She must be really freaking out.

She tossed me out.

She'll want to pounce on the first available bod.

She's a four star lay, good buddy.

She's always into everything, you know?

She's dead.

She's there.

Shit, Julie, what is this? It's between you and me...

Shoot.

Should I be at home, waiting for the phone to ring?

Simplicity at its finest?

Skip asked for my phone number. God, I hope he calls.

Skip. From the party.

Skip's a really nice guy, and I want him to like me...

So did you?

So did you?

So he had a little help.

So I just want to make sure....

So I said, "Oh, my God, I just can't touch that thing."

So let's...

So what? Tell me.

So when can I see you again?

So when we go to La Serre, I can scarf up half the menu.

So you think I should pick Tommy.

So you've done the right thing.

So, when can I see you.... Hey.

So, where's Julie?

Somebody could come.

Sorry, my dad said they supported the war effort...

Spring up?

Stacey, if I were 20 years younger, honey....

Steve, honey, come on. Stop worrying. She's going to be all right.

Steve, we're out of the A, the B 12, and the D, and the C.

Steve! Hurry up, dear! Tommy's here.

Stop it!

Straighten out! You can't go through there. Stop!

Sure, I guess.

Sure, I'd be freaking

Sure. Come on. We'll light it up.

Sure. Did you net in the cocoa futures?

Suzi was supposed to bring them, but she never even showed up.

Suzi, I mean, I didn't feel good.

Suzi, where have you been? Everybody's been waiting for the cups.

Sweet cheeks and velvet thighs.

Take it back and get a more expensive one. The expensive ones always fit better, honey.

Thank goodness.

That chick, Julie, she's truly dazzling.

That must be some party you got going there.

That sounds good.

That techno rock you guys listen to is gutless.

That was almost 14 years ago, and you were right the first time.

That was quick.

That's a real tragedy. Dumped.

That's all I wanted to say.

That's good.

That's important?

That's no different from what we do.

That's not it? All right, what is it?

That's over.

That's Tommy. Quick, get the camera.

That's what I've always enjoyed about you.

The announcement of the king and the queen of Valley High.

The best guys will be there. It'll be totally hot.

The guy has fur all over his face, too.

The moment that you've all been waiting for...

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The point is, what difference does it all make?

The rating scale is okay.

The rating scale is okay.

The time to do something is when the time is right.

The way you look, the kinds of clothes you wear on your body....

There's nothing to fix. It's not them.

There's the rub, you see? Nothing's easy.

They are kind of old, dear.

They are Valley High.

They can get so grody.

They don't grow on trees.

They need no introduction...

They totally ruin the crease in my pants.

They're not even here.

They're playing at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, sold out.

They're pretty cool.

They're staring right at us.

This geek that she's with could scar her for life.

This has been too tough, you know? It's not really fair.

This is flying fish eggs, and that's sea urchin.

This is it, Fred. I'm rushing that birthday cake.

This is not right.

This is very strange.

This is what we call living on the edge.

This music's got emotion, power.

This place is gross.

This place sucks.

This will be a night we'll never forget.

To Julie, his favorite Valley girl, Randy sends his undying love, and says;

To tell you the truth, I thought that maybe you and I could....

Tommy is such a hunk, I can't stand it.

Tommy made reservations at the Valley Sheraton!

Tommy's going to be there. You know how he is.

Tommy's going to look real good after six grody bus rides into Hollywood.

Total bad news.

Totally gnarly sex.

Totally out of touch with civilization.

Valley Sheraton?

Wait a minute. Where are we gonna go?

Wait a second. What are we doing here? I don't have a death wish.

Wait, I got a great idea.

Wait, let's see what happens.

Wait.

Watch this.

We can't miss a moment of this. Hurry.

We could get out of here.

We don't want to pressure you, dear.

We go to normal parties, we go to normal places.

We got some new stuff. You can take a look at it.

We got to get a picture of this. I still got film in here from the wedding.

We have been worried sick about you.

We have to get a picture of this. We really do.

We have to talk.

We haven't seen much of her in the last week.

We know you're at an age now where boys are more important...

We should've shined up the wagon, or cleaned out the back seat.

We try to give Julie all the space she needs.

We were young once. Your mother still is. We understand.

We'll be giving away six more tickets this morning. 75 degrees in Hollywood.

We'll take his mother's car....

We're going straight to the hot tub club.

We're gonna cruise Van Nuys. You wanna go?

Well?

What a hunk!

What a surprise finding you here.

What about that one?

What about the sprouts?

What am I going to do? I kissed Tommy off in a major way.

What do you mean, "the rest"? This is it. Simplicity at its finest.

What do you mean?

What do you say?

What do you think?

What I mean is, if you were to get back together with Tommy...

What I'm trying to say....

What is being king and queen all about?

What is it with Loryn?

What is that little brat doing?

What is this, Bangkok? I don't need a massage.

What the hell's the matter with you? Shit, this is my mother's car.

What time is it?

What was that all about?

What were you doing in there, kissing girls goodnight?

What you're doing ain't working.

What your father is trying to say, dear, is whatever you do is all right with us...

What, he was in an accident? Things don't work the way they should?

What?

What?

What?

What'd he say?

What's going on? Way to go, spaz!

What's he getting?

What's my problem? Try two days and no phone calls.

What's the deal with him?

What's up?

What's your sign?

What've we got going here, a bait shop?

When does she have the time?

When one has school spirit.

Where are you and Arthur going?

Where did you guys disappear to the other night?

Where do you work?

Where have you been, that you'd have to stay out all night?

Where have you been? What have you been doing?

Where were you?

Where, at the zoo?

Where's Ralphie?

Who ain't happy unless you live and think the same way they do.

Who am I kidding?

Who are you, Bozo the Clown?

Who could make up, "That stuff tastes like Clorox"?

Who else is there? No other Val dude can touch me.

Who is this guy?

Who the fuck was that guy?

Who?

Who's Rick?

Why couldn't they own a Pizza Hut, or something?

Why do you always barge in like that?

Why don't you come over?

Why don't you get out of here?

Why don't you just punish me like Stacey's parents do?

Why don't you take this out now? The guests are waiting for some food.

Why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Why not? I thought you liked me.

Will you?

Wow, there's no cups.

Yeah, but blimps don't get to go with Tommy.

Yeah, don't let her get away.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, they were waiting up.

Yeah?

Yeah? That's easy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, we will.

Yes...

You act like it's your prom.

You better watch out. Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.

You can just kiss class rep good bye.

You can.

You can't. I have to work, if you can believe that.

You did tell me that.

You didn't do that. I'll talk to you later.

You don't need to raise up a flag or nothing.

You feel so good.

You girls are her friends, you should try.

You guys think you're so different, don't you?

You guys want something to drink? I got some friends I want to see. Let's go.

You know the type. He's shy.

You know, Julie, you can kiss all the bitchin' Val dudes good bye.

You know, see what you're up to.

You know, these guys all look sick, or something.

You know, this is really hard.

You know...

You live around here?

You look beautiful. Have a wonderful time.

You look lovely, darling.

You mean I should pick Randy?

You mean you have to be invited? That explains it.

You need a good plan.

You see, honey, sometimes the way things look...

You see, we just want you to be careful and responsible.

You want to make up some more?

You?

You'll be in big trouble if this gets around. What if Tommy finds out?

You'll really get off hearing about all the parties.

You're a dumb son of a bitch, man. Guys like that'll kill you.

You're all fucking programmed.

You're both in pink, you just look beautiful.

You're good, man.

You're like her and all the rest of her friends.

You're perceptive. You know how to read a guy.

You're right, Tommy. She did dump you and your advice, buddy.

You're right.

You're right. But here we are.

You're right. He is cute.

You've been listening to an hour of nonstop power rock 'n' roll, on HollyPower 92.

Your king. Your queen.

Your mom is so bitchin', Suzi.

Your place or mine?

Your place will be packed.

Your prom.

'Bye, Julie. See ya.

'Bye. See ya.

'Bye. Have a good time. 'Bye.

A little goes a long way with some people. I got to go.

All right. Okay, 'bye.

All right. How is he different? I don't know.

Are these you? Yep, that's me.

Are you bad at me? Yeah, I'm bad.

Are you ready to party? Yeah!

Are you serious? No way. Yeah, you know, like, splurge and purge?

Are you sure? Positive, dear.

but Julie, you left out one possibility:

but Julie, you left out one possibility:

But I love you. Get out of the car!

But why here? What's wrong with this place?

Bye bye. Have a good time.

Can I get you something to drink? Sure.

Can I pick 'em, or what? Check it out. Why don't you lower it?

Check out the cool wheels on that. Shit.

Come here. No!

Come on, what is it? You'll see.

Come on. All right. That's what I want.

Diet Pepsi with French fries. Those are totally fattening!

Do this for me. I am freaking out!

Do you think he likes me? He called you, didn't he?

Do you think Randy will like me in this? Yeah, if it was made out of black leather.

Do you want to sit down? Yeah.

Don't be afraid. What are you doing here?

Don't they care? Sure they care...

Eyes forward, Julie. Tell us quick, who is he?

Fasten your seat belt. God, I hate these things.

For what? Coming home so late.

Forget about her, Tommy. Don't worry about it.

Fuck you! Get the hell out of here!

Get out of the fucking car, shit. Are you bad, man?

Give me a signal. Get out of the car.

Give me the chips. Sorry.

God, I'm so nervous. Okay, let's go!

Great party. It's all right.

Guess what? What?

Have you been getting laid, Suzi? Loryn, just....

He was at the party. Eyes forward, mouth shut.

He's got to be bummed to the max with me. He'll get over it.

He's my kind of guy. Aren't they all?

He's the most awesome dude ever. Where was I when he was around?

Hello. Hello.

Here he is. Hi, Tommy. How you doing, man?

Hey, babe. Randy.

Hey, man. What are you doing?

Hi, Julie. Hi.

Hi, Mrs. Brent. Nice to meet you. Call me Beth.

Hi, Skip. Hi, Suzi.

Hi, Tommy. Hi.

Hi, Tommy. ls it?

Hi. Hi.

Hold still. God, what am I going to do?

Hot. Very hot. Where? Which one?

How are you? Good.

How can this not be right? 'Cause what about Julie?

How you been? I've been getting by, I guess.

How's that punch? It's Bosco.

I can dig the scene. No sweat. I have to be home by 1:00.

I can't believe he did it. I can.

I can't believe this. Shit.

I didn't mean to do it, spaz. Get lost.

I didn't think her haircut was so bad. What do you mean, her haircut?

I don't know where the cups are. Looking for the cups?

I don't know. Maybe I should talk to her.

I don't think I want to hear this. We have no secrets in this family.

I don't want to hurt you guys. You get out

I don't want to lose them. Of course not.

I guess I see what you mean. Good.

I have to go home now. You don't.

I know he likes you. Like the way Randy likes you?

I know they're around here. Where?

I like this song. Oh, God, I hate this song.

I need help. Yeah?

I never said that. Did you?

I saw you once before, you know. Where?

I shouldn't let you in here. You been doing good?

I think there's some B 1 2 in the back. Okay.

I thought you were getting the mohawk! Nah, I wussed out.

I told you to forget it. You'll be back.

I want a corn dog. I want a pizza.

I was hoping you'd come. Oh, yeah?

I won't. Good.

I'll talk to you later, okay? When?

I'm doing the best I can. What is this?

I'm Julie, and this is Stacey. Charmed, I'm sure.

I'm just going to bed now. Wait a minute.

I'm making some lines here for you. Oh, wow!

I'm so sure. Cool.

I'm sure! Diet Pepsi's diet.

I'm sure. Come on, hurry up.

I've always thought about you. You have?

I've got to get to Algebra. I'll see you later. Okay. See you.

Julie, is that you? Yeah, Mom, it's me. Sorry.

Just put me out of my misery. Come on, man.

Let's get out of here. Don't you have to work?

Listen Don't!

Look at him! He smiled.

Look at who Tommy's with. Who cares?

Look how hairy that guy's back is. Gross!

ls that true? Yeah.

ls this your hangout? This is my home away from home.

Ma'am? We talked quite a bit at the party...

Mr. Brooks, do you know I haven't seen cups all evening.

Mr. Brooks. Hi, Mr. Brooks.

My darling. You're so weird.

My parents must be up, I'm sure. Are you going to get into trouble?

Newlyweds. Can't be too careful.

No, that's when you grow a mustache. Puke! Gross!

No, we're just not into.... Slumming it.

No! I saw a movie like that, once.

No. Come on.

No. Come on.

No. Didn't your parents find out?

No. Don't worry about it.

No. Look at them.

No. No way!

No. You've lost your mind.

Not too cool, all right, Peggy? I am, too, cool.

Oh, bitchin'. Is this in 3 D? No, but your face is.

Oh, I'm sure. He's okay, I guess.

Oh, my God. Where's Julie going with Tommy?

Oh, shit. Mom.

Okay, here we go. Closer.

Okay? Okay.

Okay. That's all right.

Please put the top up? Hope you don't mind if I change

Randy, this is my dad. Steve Richman.

Randy? You look like shit. Hey, how you doing?

Randy. Who's Randy?

Right there. Hey, come here.

Right. Wait, Mom, I just

See you, Julie. Bye bye.

She did? Yeah. She thinks you're all right.

She left with Randy. Who's Randy?

She's got problems. Yeah. Hormones, I guess.

She's out there somewhere. Yep.

Skip. From the party. I know.

Smile, come on. Closer. That's it. Not too much.

So what does it take to be so free? That's a good question.

So what? You've got a reputation to protect.

Sounds good. Julie, like

Stacey. Check out this, dude. I don't want to see Stacey.

Sure, I guess. All right.

Take a hike. Doug.

Tell him to come over. Go for it!

Thank you. Really, Randy...

That guy is so cute! He is.

That guy's nuts. What a geek!

That sounds good to me. Right.

That wasn't you. I'm sorry. You know, football.

That's great. He wants a sandwich.

That's what Fred said. Fred said?

The party's in the Valley. I don't want to go to the Valley.

There's more. At the top of the hour...

They really are rather dissolute. Where are the cups?

This is so embarrassing. I think you're cute.

This isn't the Age of Aquarius. I would that it were.

Today would be great. Delivery.

Trust me, I know I don't want to go to the Valley.

Trust me. Me, too.

Very immature. I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Wasn't he, Stacey? You die, Richman.

We are. We're ourselves. And we're not?

We're taking off now, guys. Don't you two look great!

What am I talking about? I'm sure God! Get serious.

What are we gonna do? Anything.

What are you doing back here? I forgot my comb.

What are you doing here? I wanted to see you.

What are you doing? Are you all right? I'm humiliated to the max.

What can you do? You chew them up and spit them out.

What do you want? I want to be with Randy.

What if somebody comes? Don't worry about it.

What the hell's the matter with you? Fuck you, too.

What wedding? They were married last September.

What? I won't tell anybody if you don't.

What? There go the water buffaloes.

What? Why everyone is dressed so weird.

What's doing? Nothing going.

What's happening? How's it going? Fine. How are you doing?

What's the biggest one you've ever seen? Like in the National Geographic, or what?

What's the matter with you, dude? I think I'm falling in love.

What's the matter with you? Why didn't you call me first?

What's with her? It's more like who's with her.

Where do you live? Hollywood. I go to Hollywood High.

Where does she live? 23727 Sierra Vista.

Who is it? Brad was there the whole night Who is it, Julie?

Who, dear? Skip! Mom, you're not listening to me.

Who? The guy with the brown hair.

Who's that? Don't know.

Who's this? She's a friend of mine.

Wild and crazy. Yeah.

Would you get in the car? God!

Wow. Look at her.

Yes, it is. What?

You can't. What?

You dig what I'm saying? I know all about that stuff.

You don't have to.... Cool it. Julie, listen.

You don't mean that guy Cut the conversation, girls.

You enjoyed yourself at the party? Yes, ma'am.

You getting high? Golly! Where did you get that?

You gonna make me feel great? Come off that, man.

You got the Earth shoes for Washington. Right, the Earth shoes.

You guys.... His hair

You had a good time, I hope? Ma'am?

You have nothing, faggot! Tommy! Stop it!

You think this is something, wait till later. What do you mean?

You want to dance? ln another life.

You'll see things you've only read about. I'm sure.

Young man.... What?

...and the wind blows it up.

...bags off at home and hit the beach, okay?

...when one is honorable, when one is disciplined...

...who have set an example for our whole school with their behavior.

'Bye!

'Bye.

"Like, come back soon, you know. "