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Action Jackson (1988) Action Jackson is a fast-paced action film released in 1988. Directed by Craig R. Baxley, this

Action Jackson (1988)

Action Jackson is a fast-paced action film released in 1988. Directed by Craig R. Baxley, this thrilling movie stars Carl Weathers in the lead role as Sergeant Jericho "Action" Jackson, a tough cop determined to take down a ruthless drug lord played by Craig T. Nelson. With a stellar supporting cast including Vanity, Sharon Stone, and Bill Duke, this action-packed flick offers intense car chases, explosive fight scenes, and a dose of '80s nostalgia. Dive into the world of Action Jackson and experience the adrenaline-filled soundtrack that accompanies the film. Play and download these electrifying sounds here.

A guy with no arms and legs that floats in the water?
A guy with no arms and legs that floats in the water?
A guy with no arms and legs, who sits on the porch?
A guy with no arms and legs, who sits on the porch?
A guy with no arms and legs, who...
A guy with no arms and legs, who...
A man whose bright and blazing tail...
A man whose bright and blazing tail...
A regular Library of Congress.
A regular Library of Congress.
A shot a day, hey.
A shot a day, hey.
A wife divorce a man at the first sign of trouble ain't much of a wife.
A wife divorce a man at the first sign of trouble ain't much of a wife.
About a man and the many Hearts he broke
About a man and the many Hearts he broke
Action?
Action?
After your senseless murder of my wife.
After your senseless murder of my wife.
Against his bodyguard's greed.
Against his bodyguard's greed.
Ah, don't worry.
Ah, don't worry.
Ah, I know. It's the best seat in the house.
Ah, I know. It's the best seat in the house.
Ain't you got a nickname or something?
Ain't you got a nickname or something?
ALBERT: Excuse me, sir.
ALBERT: Excuse me, sir.
ALBERT: Where is he?
ALBERT: Where is he?
Albert...
Albert...
All right, okay. Hey, you, old man.
All right, okay. Hey, you, old man.
All right.
All right.
All right. He's gonna kill Foss.
All right. He's gonna kill Foss.
All right. He's gonna kill Foss.
All right. He's gonna kill Foss.
All right. That'll hold him.
All right. That'll hold him.
All that's left are old friends.
All that's left are old friends.
Allow me, allow me to lay my healing hand upon you! Yes!
Allow me, allow me to lay my healing hand upon you! Yes!
Almost two years.
Almost two years.
Amen.
Amen.
An AWA official who's been president...
An AWA official who's been president...
And all them highfalutin ambitions you had.
And all them highfalutin ambitions you had.
And an all around deviant named Enzo Catelli.
And an all around deviant named Enzo Catelli.
And don't ever underestimate their strength.
And don't ever underestimate their strength.
And Grantham joined the debris in the Detroit River. Ha!
And Grantham joined the debris in the Detroit River. Ha!
And he definitely said your name.
And he definitely said your name.
And he will be dressed exactly like you at the time.
And he will be dressed exactly like you at the time.
And his secretary, Miss Massetori, seems to have died before the fire started.
And his secretary, Miss Massetori, seems to have died before the fire started.
And how would you describe those two years?
And how would you describe those two years?
And I couldn't stand for that.
And I couldn't stand for that.
And I find it wherever and whenever I can.
And I find it wherever and whenever I can.
And I was struck by just how apt that name is.
And I was struck by just how apt that name is.
And Jackson's their mutant offspring.
And Jackson's their mutant offspring.
And like Halley's comet, he's the kind of man...
And like Halley's comet, he's the kind of man...
And like someone's trying to start a bonfire in the back of my head.
And like someone's trying to start a bonfire in the back of my head.
And love me with your
And love me with your
And murder is a tool.
And murder is a tool.
And now they're both dead. Is that clear enough?
And now they're both dead. Is that clear enough?
And should be driven as fast as possible at all times.
And should be driven as fast as possible at all times.
And that I'd be going places. Hmm.
And that I'd be going places. Hmm.
And the AWA is more than just a union. It is a power block.
And the AWA is more than just a union. It is a power block.
And the case will be neatly closed.
And the case will be neatly closed.
And the interesting thing is, your getaway car will crash and burn.
And the interesting thing is, your getaway car will crash and burn.
And the untimely departure of the first Mrs. Dellaplane as well.
And the untimely departure of the first Mrs. Dellaplane as well.
And then we gonna deprive you of your...
And then we gonna deprive you of your...
And they don't laugh during the punch line all the time. Thank you.
And they don't laugh during the punch line all the time. Thank you.
And they don't laugh during the punch line all the time. Thank you.
And they don't laugh during the punch line all the time. Thank you.
And Tony alive. For now.
And Tony alive. For now.
And we gonna tap dance on your lips.
And we gonna tap dance on your lips.
And you also said that I could cut a record...
And you also said that I could cut a record...
And you don't know me.
And you don't know me.
And you don't know why and you don't have any evidence.
And you don't know why and you don't have any evidence.
And you said a man from Motown was gonna come hear me sing.
And you said a man from Motown was gonna come hear me sing.
And you watch the bouncing ball.
And you watch the bouncing ball.
And you'll be identified from your dental records.
And you'll be identified from your dental records.
And, uh, it was all that. JACKSON: All right, look.
And, uh, it was all that. JACKSON: All right, look.
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): The Halley, from Dellaplane.
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): The Halley, from Dellaplane.
Any reason why I shouldn't?
Any reason why I shouldn't?
Are we gonna play "You Know How"? Because I got a good one.
Are we gonna play "You Know How"? Because I got a good one.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you ever gonna tell her about me?
Are you ever gonna tell her about me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
ARMBRUSTER: Check him out.
ARMBRUSTER: Check him out.
ARMBRUSTER: Come in! Somebody had to carry you.
ARMBRUSTER: Come in! Somebody had to carry you.
ARMBRUSTER: Interesting. It was unusual...
ARMBRUSTER: Interesting. It was unusual...
ARMBRUSTER: What?
ARMBRUSTER: What?
Art.
Art.
As a young boy growing up...
As a young boy growing up...
Ask questions, find out who's planning what power plays. That kind of thing.
Ask questions, find out who's planning what power plays. That kind of thing.
At least I would, if your husband didn't have my legs broken.
At least I would, if your husband didn't have my legs broken.
At NASA created him to walk on the moon without a space suit.
At NASA created him to walk on the moon without a space suit.
Aw, come on, Liz.
Aw, come on, Liz.
Baby, undress
Baby, undress
Baby, undress
Baby, undress
Baby, undress me
Baby, undress me
Baby, undress me
Baby, undress me
Back there you seemed like a fine dancer.
Back there you seemed like a fine dancer.
Bad career move.
Bad career move.
BARTENDER: Here you are, girls. Two beers.
BARTENDER: Here you are, girls. Two beers.
Be a man! Come and get me!
Be a man! Come and get me!
Because it's hot dog time.
Because it's hot dog time.
BOB: What the hell's going on?
BOB: What the hell's going on?
Bob.
Bob.
BOTH: but the reflex never dies!
BOTH: but the reflex never dies!
Boy, I'll tell you, these things never work.
Boy, I'll tell you, these things never work.
Boy, you're a heartbreaker
Boy, you're a heartbreaker
Boy, you're a heartbreaker
Boy, you're a heartbreaker
But alas, motives are not my department.
But alas, motives are not my department.
But also your gun permit and marriage, and brought this department...
But also your gun permit and marriage, and brought this department...
But I assured him that you couldn't have been involved.
But I assured him that you couldn't have been involved.
But I had forgotten that this is my wife's Parcheesi night.
But I had forgotten that this is my wife's Parcheesi night.
But I heard him say the name Moretti.
But I heard him say the name Moretti.
But it goes against all my Muslim beliefs.
But it goes against all my Muslim beliefs.
But it's only midnight and the night's barely started.
But it's only midnight and the night's barely started.
But it's the footwork that fooled him.
But it's the footwork that fooled him.
But my cars are just a hobby.
But my cars are just a hobby.
But not until I fuck her one last time.
But not until I fuck her one last time.
But the coroner didn't think he was slipping her the old protein pickup.
But the coroner didn't think he was slipping her the old protein pickup.
But you don't make it big and remained loved by everyone.
But you don't make it big and remained loved by everyone.
But, uh, your demotion made that unnecessary.
But, uh, your demotion made that unnecessary.
Call me. You know where you can reach me.
Call me. You know where you can reach me.
Calls himself Mr. Quick, room 303.
Calls himself Mr. Quick, room 303.
Can I have you any sooner?
Can I have you any sooner?
Can the shit, Kornblau.
Can the shit, Kornblau.
Can you kiss me?
Can you kiss me?
Can you kiss me?
Can you kiss me?
CARTIER: We're having some problems with O'Rooney...
CARTIER: We're having some problems with O'Rooney...
Catelli lived in Rome, and as a defense against kidnapping attempts...
Catelli lived in Rome, and as a defense against kidnapping attempts...
Chill out.
Chill out.
Christ, I thought I dreamed.
Christ, I thought I dreamed.
Come on, asshole!
Come on, asshole!
Come on, come on. Let's go.
Come on, come on. Let's go.
Come on, you got the right Jackson.
Come on, you got the right Jackson.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on and get me!
Come on! Come on and get me!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. There's gotta be more!
Come on. There's gotta be more!
Conceited, two faced, backstabbing asshole.
Conceited, two faced, backstabbing asshole.
Controlling the union won't help your company that much.
Controlling the union won't help your company that much.
Couldn't he have met us on the first floor?
Couldn't he have met us on the first floor?
Cut him.
Cut him.
Damn, you a big john.
Damn, you a big john.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
DEALER: Your ass is mine.
DEALER: Your ass is mine.
Dee, thanks a lot.
Dee, thanks a lot.
Delivery.
Delivery.
Dellaplane did it! Dellaplane did it!
Dellaplane did it! Dellaplane did it!
Dellaplane financed Catelli's demise.
Dellaplane financed Catelli's demise.
Dellaplane sent me.
Dellaplane sent me.
Dellaplane shot his wife and put the body at my place.
Dellaplane shot his wife and put the body at my place.
Dellaplane, he was...
Dellaplane, he was...
DELLAPLANE: Hmm.
DELLAPLANE: Hmm.
DELLAPLANE: I love you.
DELLAPLANE: I love you.
DELLAPLANE: I would imagine you have a thousand questions.
DELLAPLANE: I would imagine you have a thousand questions.
DELLAPLANE: Mm hm. SYDNEY: Mm hm.
DELLAPLANE: Mm hm. SYDNEY: Mm hm.
Dellaplane's former partner was a multimillionaire...
Dellaplane's former partner was a multimillionaire...
Dellaplane's gonna kill you too.
Dellaplane's gonna kill you too.
Detective Kotterwell, please keep a leash on your vocabulary.
Detective Kotterwell, please keep a leash on your vocabulary.
Did a woman come by for me? Twenty nine, a blond?
Did a woman come by for me? Twenty nine, a blond?
Did I say all that?
Did I say all that?
Did you take my wallet?
Did you take my wallet?
Did you think they'd let us out on a song and dance?
Did you think they'd let us out on a song and dance?
Didn't, um, Caulfield versus North Carolina demonstrate...
Didn't, um, Caulfield versus North Carolina demonstrate...
Dinner.
Dinner.
Do I look like I can't make up my mind? Who?
Do I look like I can't make up my mind? Who?
Do I look like your secretary?
Do I look like your secretary?
Do you know how long I've had this car?
Do you know how long I've had this car?
Do you know how much a prime conditioned...
Do you know how much a prime conditioned...
Do you know how much work I've put into it?
Do you know how much work I've put into it?
Do you wrong, tell you lies
Do you wrong, tell you lies
Don't bogard me, lightfoot. There's nothing we'd like better...
Don't bogard me, lightfoot. There's nothing we'd like better...
Don't diss me. I'm gonna break it down to you.
Don't diss me. I'm gonna break it down to you.
Don't screw around with me.
Don't screw around with me.
Don't shoot me. That's too easy.
Don't shoot me. That's too easy.
Don't tell me you're afraid of Dellaplane.
Don't tell me you're afraid of Dellaplane.
Due to their almost demonic ability...
Due to their almost demonic ability...
Easy on the door!
Easy on the door!
Easy, baby.
Easy, baby.
Easy, kid.
Easy, kid.
Either way, consider us joined at the hip till I close this case.
Either way, consider us joined at the hip till I close this case.
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Especially the defiantly...
Especially the defiantly...
Even better.
Even better.
Everybody's a comedian.
Everybody's a comedian.
Except this weekend. He's giving a party for that man we had lunch with.
Except this weekend. He's giving a party for that man we had lunch with.
Excuse me, man. Sorry, man, sorry.
Excuse me, man. Sorry, man, sorry.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Extemporizing.
Extemporizing.
Eye to eye you are no match
Eye to eye you are no match
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
Far away eyes
File that, will you?
File that, will you?
Fine looking woman like me, and you don't touch me?
Fine looking woman like me, and you don't touch me?
Fine, thank you.
Fine, thank you.
Fine. Good night.
Fine. Good night.
For an autopsy.
For an autopsy.
For Dellaplane's car, the Halley.
For Dellaplane's car, the Halley.
For instance, in 1976...
For instance, in 1976...
For love, honey, I'll undo
For love, honey, I'll undo
For me, Peter. Please.
For me, Peter. Please.
For Mr. Stringer and Miss Massetori to be working so late...
For Mr. Stringer and Miss Massetori to be working so late...
For Peter Dellaplane is himself a comet.
For Peter Dellaplane is himself a comet.
For the time being, you can consider the Hotel Hoover your home.
For the time being, you can consider the Hotel Hoover your home.
For what?
For what?
Formed an elite group of bodyguards...
Formed an elite group of bodyguards...
FOSS: All right. But if I see a cake with 63 candles...
FOSS: All right. But if I see a cake with 63 candles...
FRANK: Ah. Yeah, okay.
FRANK: Ah. Yeah, okay.
Frankly, if I had a Harvard law degree I never would've become a policeman.
Frankly, if I had a Harvard law degree I never would've become a policeman.
FRED (ON TV): I dare you to bite it.
FRED (ON TV): I dare you to bite it.
From the same high school. We were on the track team together.
From the same high school. We were on the track team together.
Fuck a duck.
Fuck a duck.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Get him as far away from Dellaplane as possible.
Get him as far away from Dellaplane as possible.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Get the chopper. I'll meet you there.
Get the chopper. I'll meet you there.
Get up off of that stump, baby
Get up off of that stump, baby
Get your ass out of here.
Get your ass out of here.
Girls, he'll break your heart
Girls, he'll break your heart
Give me a break. I need a fix. Give me a few bucks and drop me off.
Give me a break. I need a fix. Give me a few bucks and drop me off.
Give me two good reasons why I'd say all those things.
Give me two good reasons why I'd say all those things.
Gnawed his own hand off like a trapped skunk...
Gnawed his own hand off like a trapped skunk...
Go on upstairs. Gotta talk to the Kid.
Go on upstairs. Gotta talk to the Kid.
Go to the police station. I have to catch a cab.
Go to the police station. I have to catch a cab.
Going someplace?
Going someplace?
Good day.
Good day.
Good enough. It helps pay my way through medical school.
Good enough. It helps pay my way through medical school.
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, sir.
Good night.
Good night.
Good question.
Good question.
Got a pusher in the building?
Got a pusher in the building?
Got a real fight fan there.
Got a real fight fan there.
Gotta remind me? Ain't thought about it in 10 minutes.
Gotta remind me? Ain't thought about it in 10 minutes.
Grab him!
Grab him!
Grantham dead...
Grantham dead...
Grantham is believed to have died in the explosion...
Grantham is believed to have died in the explosion...
Guess I wasn't able to make you change your mind after all.
Guess I wasn't able to make you change your mind after all.
Has madam arrived yet?
Has madam arrived yet?
Has made a substantial recovery and will continue...
Has made a substantial recovery and will continue...
He ain't giving up no air. I think we have to jam him up his shit.
He ain't giving up no air. I think we have to jam him up his shit.
He came by right after I overheard the conversation.
He came by right after I overheard the conversation.
He didn't make the name for himself he thought he would.
He didn't make the name for himself he thought he would.
He gets so riled up...
He gets so riled up...
He had a spare.
He had a spare.
He hated his guts, in fact.
He hated his guts, in fact.
He may seem greedy and arrogant...
He may seem greedy and arrogant...
He might even have deployed them against you...
He might even have deployed them against you...
He planned...
He planned...
He said Jackson had gotten to him, but he couldn't tell him anything.
He said Jackson had gotten to him, but he couldn't tell him anything.
He says he wants to see you.
He says he wants to see you.
He says it's about tomorrow night.
He says it's about tomorrow night.
He used to work for your husband, but now he's with the AWA.
He used to work for your husband, but now he's with the AWA.
He was a high strung kid.
He was a high strung kid.
He was an informant named Papa Doc. He worked here.
He was an informant named Papa Doc. He worked here.
He was talking about that man Moretti.
He was talking about that man Moretti.
He worked for Stringer. They knew your plans for the AWA...
He worked for Stringer. They knew your plans for the AWA...
He wouldn't know suicide if it crawled up his ass and died there.
He wouldn't know suicide if it crawled up his ass and died there.
He's a friend of yours, huh?
He's a friend of yours, huh?
He's adjusting.
He's adjusting.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's got a plate in his head.
He's got a plate in his head.
He's gotta be kidding.
He's gotta be kidding.
He's gotta be used to that by now.
He's gotta be used to that by now.
He's more oral than Oral Roberts.
He's more oral than Oral Roberts.
He's not the man you think you know.
He's not the man you think you know.
He's over there.
He's over there.
He's up there.
He's up there.
Heh, I cut a fine figure on the dance floor.
Heh, I cut a fine figure on the dance floor.
Heh, not the last time I checked.
Heh, not the last time I checked.
Heh, romantic?
Heh, romantic?
Heh, shit, I ain't seen none of that tonight.
Heh, shit, I ain't seen none of that tonight.
Heh, the rabbi says to the Pope...
Heh, the rabbi says to the Pope...
Heh, yeah, right.
Heh, yeah, right.
Heh. Dancing.
Heh. Dancing.
Heh. Open it up.
Heh. Open it up.
Heh. They called it love.
Heh. They called it love.
Hell, no. I've been shot.
Hell, no. I've been shot.
Hello, my friend.
Hello, my friend.
Hello.
Hello.
Her name is Sydney Ash and she works at this club.
Her name is Sydney Ash and she works at this club.
Here's a little hint:
Here's a little hint:
Here's your .357. It's cleaned and ported.
Here's your .357. It's cleaned and ported.
Hey, come on. Later, okay? Later.
Hey, come on. Later, okay? Later.
Hey, how you doing man?
Hey, how you doing man?
Hey, man, no, man.
Hey, man, no, man.
Hey, no lights.
Hey, no lights.
Hey, what happened? Who did this?
Hey, what happened? Who did this?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, you! I'm talking to you!
Hey, you! I'm talking to you!
Hey. You're Kid Sable, aren't you?
Hey. You're Kid Sable, aren't you?
High school track star, Harvard law degree...
High school track star, Harvard law degree...
His balls is in a jar at Snooker's Pool Hall.
His balls is in a jar at Snooker's Pool Hall.
His books were open to the public.
His books were open to the public.
His determined attempts to devise a power base in the AWA.
His determined attempts to devise a power base in the AWA.
His kind of trouble is no trouble at all.
His kind of trouble is no trouble at all.
His son's a sexual psychopath. With problems like that, I'd get neutered.
His son's a sexual psychopath. With problems like that, I'd get neutered.
His testicles climbed back up into his belly. Wouldn't come out.
His testicles climbed back up into his belly. Wouldn't come out.
Hmm, some cherry pie, ice cream...
Hmm, some cherry pie, ice cream...
Hmm?
Hmm?
Ho ho, so happens I do.
Ho ho, so happens I do.
Hold on a second. Dale!
Hold on a second. Dale!
Honey, romance is where you find it.
Honey, romance is where you find it.
Hoover? Nice name, heh.
Hoover? Nice name, heh.
Hope I live to keep it that way.
Hope I live to keep it that way.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot.
Hotter.
Hotter.
Hotter.
Hotter.
How about an ex junkie, huh?
How about an ex junkie, huh?
How bad is it?
How bad is it?
How can I talk to Oliver O'Rooney?
How can I talk to Oliver O'Rooney?
How do you feel, baby
How do you feel, baby
How do you know each other?
How do you know each other?
How do you like your ribs?
How do you like your ribs?
How much did you lose on that game?
How much did you lose on that game?
How much do you charge for a hand job?
How much do you charge for a hand job?
How much further?
How much further?
How they were having trouble with him, but they'd have him in shape by Sunday.
How they were having trouble with him, but they'd have him in shape by Sunday.
How was that?
How was that?
How, huh? Send him an engraved invitation?
How, huh? Send him an engraved invitation?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I assure my esteemed colleague...
I assure my esteemed colleague...
I bet I can make you change your mind.
I bet I can make you change your mind.
I came in through the back door.
I came in through the back door.
I can feel it! I can feel it!
I can feel it! I can feel it!
I could recommend a good bathhouse if you like. Heh.
I could recommend a good bathhouse if you like. Heh.
I could've saved you time. The man is dead.
I could've saved you time. The man is dead.
I did.
I did.
I didn't know you listed photography among your interests.
I didn't know you listed photography among your interests.
I do all the forgetting I need.
I do all the forgetting I need.
I do. Unh!
I do. Unh!
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
I don't dig this talk radio crap. Ain't you got any rap channels?
I don't dig this talk radio crap. Ain't you got any rap channels?
I don't even know your name. What's your name?
I don't even know your name. What's your name?
I don't hate you.
I don't hate you.
I don't know. I'm a pretty fine singer.
I don't know. I'm a pretty fine singer.
I don't sound that bad, do I?
I don't sound that bad, do I?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't understand a word of it, do you?
I don't understand a word of it, do you?
I expected a standing ovation.
I expected a standing ovation.
I feel like my teeth are hollow and my gums are made of dry rubber.
I feel like my teeth are hollow and my gums are made of dry rubber.
I give myself an amen. Amen! Ha, ha.
I give myself an amen. Amen! Ha, ha.
I got a meeting in 14 minutes. I'm on the phone to Italy.
I got a meeting in 14 minutes. I'm on the phone to Italy.
I got roaches that tell better jokes than you...
I got roaches that tell better jokes than you...
I got some news, pal. Some interesting stuff.
I got some news, pal. Some interesting stuff.
I got the place tighter than the Pope's poop chute.
I got the place tighter than the Pope's poop chute.
I got your fix.
I got your fix.
I hadn't seen much of him since he started to work for the union.
I hadn't seen much of him since he started to work for the union.
I have to admit, it's a lot of fun once in a while.
I have to admit, it's a lot of fun once in a while.
I hear all it takes is the right opening.
I hear all it takes is the right opening.
I heard him on the phone today.
I heard him on the phone today.
I helped him to relocate. How's he doing?
I helped him to relocate. How's he doing?
I hope the fire marshal isn't too alarmed by my blazing tail.
I hope the fire marshal isn't too alarmed by my blazing tail.
I hope this teaches you, crime doesn't pay.
I hope this teaches you, crime doesn't pay.
I just hope Sergeant Jackson will understand.
I just hope Sergeant Jackson will understand.
I just might take it off real slow
I just might take it off real slow
I just need to be sure your Action Jackson days are far behind you.
I just need to be sure your Action Jackson days are far behind you.
I just put my body on the top
I just put my body on the top
I just put my body on the top
I just put my body on the top
I just showed him a picture of your girlfriend.
I just showed him a picture of your girlfriend.
I just... I have to hear you say it.
I just... I have to hear you say it.
I knew that you couldn't be.
I knew that you couldn't be.
I know a woman who might help, but I gotta get her away from her husband.
I know a woman who might help, but I gotta get her away from her husband.
I know how you feel about Peter. But you don't know him the way I do.
I know how you feel about Peter. But you don't know him the way I do.
I know the duties I assign you are trivial, but they're crucial...
I know the duties I assign you are trivial, but they're crucial...
I know who it's from, Frank.
I know who it's from, Frank.
I know you killed Tony! Come on, chicken shit!
I know you killed Tony! Come on, chicken shit!
I know you take this matter very personally...
I know you take this matter very personally...
I know you're a very proud man. And you have much to be proud of.
I know you're a very proud man. And you have much to be proud of.
I know. They almost had a little company.
I know. They almost had a little company.
I met him after his first wife died and his son went to prison.
I met him after his first wife died and his son went to prison.
I need a room on an unoccupied floor. She's got a sweet tooth.
I need a room on an unoccupied floor. She's got a sweet tooth.
I need you to represent the department at the Detroit Businessman League's...
I need you to represent the department at the Detroit Businessman League's...
I never lose
I never lose
I promise you that I'm on to something.
I promise you that I'm on to something.
I run a respectable hotel.
I run a respectable hotel.
I said all right! I'll help you! I'll do it!
I said all right! I'll help you! I'll do it!
I said you look fine. We're not going back for your purse.
I said you look fine. We're not going back for your purse.
I saved your life back there.
I saved your life back there.
I saw him packing a .32. Somebody planted that 9mm on him.
I saw him packing a .32. Somebody planted that 9mm on him.
I saw your wife in the paper last week.
I saw your wife in the paper last week.
I say that sounds fine. I believe we can meet that.
I say that sounds fine. I believe we can meet that.
I say we can meet that. Let's go, please.
I say we can meet that. Let's go, please.
I swear to you, I had nothing to do with anybody's murder.
I swear to you, I had nothing to do with anybody's murder.
I take it your not one of Mr. Dellaplane's friends.
I take it your not one of Mr. Dellaplane's friends.
I think he is a greedy...
I think he is a greedy...
I think I felt that way once.
I think I felt that way once.
I think the whole experience changed him.
I think the whole experience changed him.
I think you're not so different from Peter.
I think you're not so different from Peter.
I thought we were attached at the hip, huh?
I thought we were attached at the hip, huh?
I thought you'd never ask.
I thought you'd never ask.
I wanna get to Dellaplane. You can help.
I wanna get to Dellaplane. You can help.
I want a full report on my desk first thing in the morning.
I want a full report on my desk first thing in the morning.
I want the paramedics and a meat wagon down here right away.
I want the paramedics and a meat wagon down here right away.
I want you to die.
I want you to die.
I want you to meet my most lovely bride...
I want you to meet my most lovely bride...
I want you to meet our birthday boy...
I want you to meet our birthday boy...
I warned you about the language.
I warned you about the language.
I was merely extemporizing, heh.
I was merely extemporizing, heh.
I was sent to bring you down, brother!
I was sent to bring you down, brother!
I was sent to bust your asses and wipe these streets clean!
I was sent to bust your asses and wipe these streets clean!
I was thinking about it.
I was thinking about it.
I was worried about you, honey.
I was worried about you, honey.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'd just rather a place a little more romantic.
I'd just rather a place a little more romantic.
I'd like to speak to Miss Ash.
I'd like to speak to Miss Ash.
I'll be out the door faster than shit through Secretariat.
I'll be out the door faster than shit through Secretariat.
I'll give you a rush.
I'll give you a rush.
I'll give you three guesses, and the first two...
I'll give you three guesses, and the first two...
I'll have Einstein bring some breakfast first thing in the morning.
I'll have Einstein bring some breakfast first thing in the morning.
I'm a fool, baby
I'm a fool, baby
I'm a kingmaker rather than a king.
I'm a kingmaker rather than a king.
I'm afraid to ask.
I'm afraid to ask.
I'm always delighted to help a detective.
I'm always delighted to help a detective.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm gonna cut you deep, fucker.
I'm gonna cut you deep, fucker.
I'm gonna kick your heart and shove it down your throat, you cocksucking...
I'm gonna kick your heart and shove it down your throat, you cocksucking...
I'm gonna kick your heart and shove it down your throat, you cocksucking...
I'm gonna kick your heart and shove it down your throat, you cocksucking...
I'm impressed. It takes a lot to get through old Edd.
I'm impressed. It takes a lot to get through old Edd.
I'm looking for a man named Oliver O'Rooney.
I'm looking for a man named Oliver O'Rooney.
I'm looking for Papa Doc. Wonder if he still works here.
I'm looking for Papa Doc. Wonder if he still works here.
I'm not asking you to go there to brownnose Peter Dellaplane.
I'm not asking you to go there to brownnose Peter Dellaplane.
I'm not queer.
I'm not queer.
I'm not sure I'm getting through to you.
I'm not sure I'm getting through to you.
I'm not that nice.
I'm not that nice.
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'll see to it.
I'm sorry. I'll see to it.
I'm sure he would be delighted to hear what I have planned.
I'm sure he would be delighted to hear what I have planned.
I'm sure your convenience is one of his main concerns.
I'm sure your convenience is one of his main concerns.
I'm surprised he don't wear a shirt that says "I steal shit."
I'm surprised he don't wear a shirt that says "I steal shit."
I've always gotta see them like this.
I've always gotta see them like this.
I've been looking for Papa Doc.
I've been looking for Papa Doc.
If Armbruster fucked up as bad as you did, they probably would.
If Armbruster fucked up as bad as you did, they probably would.
If I got the wrong Jackson, please tell me.
If I got the wrong Jackson, please tell me.
If I was to hit you again...
If I was to hit you again...
If it weren't for me, you'd be splattered all over your apartment.
If it weren't for me, you'd be splattered all over your apartment.
If the bullet hadn't gotten him, he would've dropped dead within the week.
If the bullet hadn't gotten him, he would've dropped dead within the week.
If you keep me up on the one
If you keep me up on the one
If you keep me up on the one
If you keep me up on the one
If you wanna be alone, I'll wait in the car.
If you wanna be alone, I'll wait in the car.
If you'll hold on a moment, I can lead you to him.
If you'll hold on a moment, I can lead you to him.
If you're saying we make a team, I beg to differ.
If you're saying we make a team, I beg to differ.
Immaculate.
Immaculate.
In fact, I could've sworn they hated each other.
In fact, I could've sworn they hated each other.
In maintaining the public's goodwill.
In maintaining the public's goodwill.
In my father's house, I spent a lot of time in the library.
In my father's house, I spent a lot of time in the library.
In my years on the force, I have never met a more dedicated policeman.
In my years on the force, I have never met a more dedicated policeman.
In this business, I need a bedside manner like I need another nose.
In this business, I need a bedside manner like I need another nose.
Indefatigable Action Jackson.
Indefatigable Action Jackson.
Is Dellaplane's mistress. She's a singer.
Is Dellaplane's mistress. She's a singer.
Is he giving you trouble?
Is he giving you trouble?
Is he gonna be there or keep me waiting as usual?
Is he gonna be there or keep me waiting as usual?
Is he here?
Is he here?
Is it okay if we stop for a fix. Just a little one?
Is it okay if we stop for a fix. Just a little one?
Is my son.
Is my son.
Is power.
Is power.
Is supposed to be a girl's best friend.
Is supposed to be a girl's best friend.
Is that all you have to say?
Is that all you have to say?
Is that good enough for you?
Is that good enough for you?
Is the happiest evening of my life.
Is the happiest evening of my life.
Is the one man army really asking for help?
Is the one man army really asking for help?
It costs more than your diamond brooch.
It costs more than your diamond brooch.
It doesn't matter. What could he tell him? He had no proof.
It doesn't matter. What could he tell him? He had no proof.
It is likely that they intended to denounce Dellaplane and defy...
It is likely that they intended to denounce Dellaplane and defy...
It must be my charm and my good looks.
It must be my charm and my good looks.
It sure the hell isn't your driving.
It sure the hell isn't your driving.
It takes sharp work to track a man screaming, "I did it! I did it!"
It takes sharp work to track a man screaming, "I did it! I did it!"
It was a regular fuck a rama at my place last night.
It was a regular fuck a rama at my place last night.
It was open.
It was open.
It wouldn't be worth the effort, would it?
It wouldn't be worth the effort, would it?
It'd be best to let it percolate a little.
It'd be best to let it percolate a little.
It'll be about a couple of weeks, I think.
It'll be about a couple of weeks, I think.
It'll just take a second, honey...
It'll just take a second, honey...
It's "Action
It's "Action
It's a shame the subject wasn't more cooperative.
It's a shame the subject wasn't more cooperative.
It's as if the assailant was invisible. There wasn't enough left of Stringer...
It's as if the assailant was invisible. There wasn't enough left of Stringer...
It's been a pleasure to see you, lieutenant.
It's been a pleasure to see you, lieutenant.
It's C.O.D.
It's C.O.D.
It's her loss.
It's her loss.
It's his balls.
It's his balls.
It's his car.
It's his car.
It's Jericho.
It's Jericho.
It's just, heh... I can't figure that out.
It's just, heh... I can't figure that out.
It's like the Norman case. There wasn't enough left to put on a pizza.
It's like the Norman case. There wasn't enough left to put on a pizza.
It's my game if you wanna play
It's my game if you wanna play
It's probably my date.
It's probably my date.
It's sergeant now, isn't it?
It's sergeant now, isn't it?
It's the clothes.
It's the clothes.
It's the Martinizing that does it.
It's the Martinizing that does it.
It's very unbecoming.
It's very unbecoming.
Jackson got to Moretti before we did.
Jackson got to Moretti before we did.
Jackson is so vicious, we don't even let him have a gun.
Jackson is so vicious, we don't even let him have a gun.
Jackson, don't do it.
Jackson, don't do it.
Jackson, have a seat.
Jackson, have a seat.
Jackson, what are you doing?
Jackson, what are you doing?
Jackson, what are you doing? Just shoot the son of a bitch.
Jackson, what are you doing? Just shoot the son of a bitch.
Jackson, what's on the agenda today?
Jackson, what's on the agenda today?
JACKSON: Dellaplane.
JACKSON: Dellaplane.
JACKSON: He should be in the Red Devil bar.
JACKSON: He should be in the Red Devil bar.
JACKSON: Hey, brother.
JACKSON: Hey, brother.
JACKSON: Hey, Tony?
JACKSON: Hey, Tony?
JACKSON: Hold up. Hold up.
JACKSON: Hold up. Hold up.
JACKSON: Shit.
JACKSON: Shit.
JACKSON: Up here.
JACKSON: Up here.
JACKSON: Watch your language in front of the lady.
JACKSON: Watch your language in front of the lady.
JACKSON: Why do you wanna kill Foss?
JACKSON: Why do you wanna kill Foss?
JACKSON: You son of a bitch. Heh.
JACKSON: You son of a bitch. Heh.
JACKSON: Your place.
JACKSON: Your place.
Jackson!
Jackson!
Jackson!
Jackson!
Jackson! Jackson!
Jackson! Jackson!
Jackson? No need to. He doesn't know enough...
Jackson? No need to. He doesn't know enough...
Jackson. Jericho Jackson.
Jackson. Jericho Jackson.
Jar.
Jar.
Jericho? Heh.
Jericho? Heh.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Tony. You don't look too good.
Jesus, Tony. You don't look too good.
Jesus. You really think Action Jackson did it?
Jesus. You really think Action Jackson did it?
Joe Louis and Kid Sable.
Joe Louis and Kid Sable.
Joey's Club Elite is proud to present...
Joey's Club Elite is proud to present...
Joey's Club Elite. All right?
Joey's Club Elite. All right?
Just because the man had a few family problems...
Just because the man had a few family problems...
Just cool it.
Just cool it.
Just the delivery of details.
Just the delivery of details.
Keep your dick on, kid. They're probably just cleaning out his cage.
Keep your dick on, kid. They're probably just cleaning out his cage.
KID: I recommend the crab cake.
KID: I recommend the crab cake.
KID: Oh, boy.
KID: Oh, boy.
Kornblau, please. Put a sock in it, huh?
Kornblau, please. Put a sock in it, huh?
Kornblau, you ever have your head rammed up your ass?
Kornblau, you ever have your head rammed up your ass?
KORNBLAU: I remember one kid got re educated so bad...
KORNBLAU: I remember one kid got re educated so bad...
KORNBLAU: What's he think we're driving, an ice cream truck?
KORNBLAU: What's he think we're driving, an ice cream truck?
KORNBLAU: Whoa, whoa! LACK: Police!
KORNBLAU: Whoa, whoa! LACK: Police!
Kotterwell says it's suicide.
Kotterwell says it's suicide.
KOTTERWELL: Jackson!
KOTTERWELL: Jackson!
KOTTERWELL: Look, I want to put a lid on all this. No press!
KOTTERWELL: Look, I want to put a lid on all this. No press!
LACK: Jackson, stay right there!
LACK: Jackson, stay right there!
LACK: Jackson, stay right there!
LACK: Jackson, stay right there!
LACK: Mm hm.
LACK: Mm hm.
LACK: Stop the car!
LACK: Stop the car!
LACK: There he goes.
LACK: There he goes.
LACK: They called it a medical miracle. Another kid, handcuffed to a chair.
LACK: They called it a medical miracle. Another kid, handcuffed to a chair.
LACK: What's your name?
LACK: What's your name?
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
Ladies and gentlemen, our Man of the Year...
Ladies and gentlemen, our Man of the Year...
Ladies and gentlemen! Your attention, just for a moment.
Ladies and gentlemen! Your attention, just for a moment.
Later!
Later!
Leads the way for the few with the courage to follow.
Leads the way for the few with the courage to follow.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Lesson's over.
Lesson's over.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's hasten to your chariot.
Let's hasten to your chariot.
Let's hope you never have to find out.
Let's hope you never have to find out.
Let's see what Papa Doc can tell us about Dellaplane.
Let's see what Papa Doc can tell us about Dellaplane.
Lieutenant?
Lieutenant?
Like me to repeat anything?
Like me to repeat anything?
Listen to him.
Listen to him.
Little shit! I'm gonna break your legs!
Little shit! I'm gonna break your legs!
Little shit! I'm gonna break your legs!
Little shit! I'm gonna break your legs!
LIZ: Come on, can we finish this? It's getting late.
LIZ: Come on, can we finish this? It's getting late.
Look for a new star in the sky tonight.
Look for a new star in the sky tonight.
Looking for me?
Looking for me?
Looks like your friend fainted again.
Looks like your friend fainted again.
MAN (OVER RADIO): Body's been identified as Patrice Dellaplane.
MAN (OVER RADIO): Body's been identified as Patrice Dellaplane.
MAN 1 (ON TV): This has nothing to do with plumbing.
MAN 1 (ON TV): This has nothing to do with plumbing.
MAN 1: Hey! MAN 2: Hey, what are you doing?
MAN 1: Hey! MAN 2: Hey, what are you doing?
MAN 1: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, under a pile of leaves?
MAN 1: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, under a pile of leaves?
MAN 1: You better answer, man.
MAN 1: You better answer, man.
MAN 2 (ON TV): Well, of course it doesn't. Don't be ridiculous.
MAN 2 (ON TV): Well, of course it doesn't. Don't be ridiculous.
MAN 2: Russell.
MAN 2: Russell.
MAN 2: You're gonna sing for us. But the question is...
MAN 2: You're gonna sing for us. But the question is...
Man of the Year fundraiser. I was scheduled to attend...
Man of the Year fundraiser. I was scheduled to attend...
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen...
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen...
MAN: Wonder no more.
MAN: Wonder no more.
MAN: You did it again, Jackson.
MAN: You did it again, Jackson.
Matt.
Matt.
May I help you?
May I help you?
Maybe even turn the lights down low
Maybe even turn the lights down low
Maybe now you'll live up to your name, huh?
Maybe now you'll live up to your name, huh?
Maybe this wasn't a good idea after all.
Maybe this wasn't a good idea after all.
Maybe you'd like to try a foot job instead?
Maybe you'd like to try a foot job instead?
Maybe you'd like to try a foot job instead?
Maybe you'd like to try a foot job instead?
Mellow out.
Mellow out.
Mind if I join you?
Mind if I join you?
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Mm, undeniably so.
Mm, undeniably so.
More than life itself.
More than life itself.
Moretti?
Moretti?
MORTY: Amphetamines, malnutrition, insomnia.
MORTY: Amphetamines, malnutrition, insomnia.
Mr. Gamble here will take care of that.
Mr. Gamble here will take care of that.
Mr. Peter Anthony Dellaplane.
Mr. Peter Anthony Dellaplane.
Mrs. Dellaplane, I hope you'll forgive the intrusion.
Mrs. Dellaplane, I hope you'll forgive the intrusion.
My car. Come on.
My car. Come on.
My chariot awaits.
My chariot awaits.
My first wife and my partner had to die because of financial interests.
My first wife and my partner had to die because of financial interests.
My most precious wife.
My most precious wife.
My partner has sprained his wrist.
My partner has sprained his wrist.
Nah. This boy would have to college for four years
Nah. This boy would have to college for four years
No sign of Jackson.
No sign of Jackson.
No sign of smoke inhalation. Not even seared lungs.
No sign of smoke inhalation. Not even seared lungs.
No, I'm afraid not, sir.
No, I'm afraid not, sir.
No, liability applies only if the individual's acting on his own accord...
No, liability applies only if the individual's acting on his own accord...
No, new sentence there.
No, new sentence there.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, not at all.
No, not at all.
No, not at all.
No, not at all.
No, not really.
No, not really.
No, thank you. I can do it myself.
No, thank you. I can do it myself.
No, thank you. This part I can do on my own.
No, thank you. This part I can do on my own.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No. Just against junkies.
No. Just against junkies.
Norman dead...
Norman dead...
Norman was decapitated in an auto accident.
Norman was decapitated in an auto accident.
Not as a representative of the government.
Not as a representative of the government.
Not Frank Stringer. Not Lionel Grantham...
Not Frank Stringer. Not Lionel Grantham...
Not many people cause him so much trouble and get away with it.
Not many people cause him so much trouble and get away with it.
Not unless they changed the definition.
Not unless they changed the definition.
Not very much, just the end of that table.
Not very much, just the end of that table.
Now I got you!
Now I got you!
Now where are we going?
Now where are we going?
Now you pissed me off.
Now you pissed me off.
Now, hurry up. We got some people to see.
Now, hurry up. We got some people to see.
O'ROONEY: Heh. I can't believe Dellaplane would be up this early.
O'ROONEY: Heh. I can't believe Dellaplane would be up this early.
O'ROONEY: Why the hell's he wanna meet me out here?
O'ROONEY: Why the hell's he wanna meet me out here?
O'ROONEY: You're not Dellaplane.
O'ROONEY: You're not Dellaplane.
Of course I am. That's why we're taking this. Get in!
Of course I am. That's why we're taking this. Get in!
Of course I trust you.
Of course I trust you.
Of course I'm his sister.
Of course I'm his sister.
Of course, to implement that kind of power, one must have a tool.
Of course, to implement that kind of power, one must have a tool.
Of Local 132 for the last five years.
Of Local 132 for the last five years.
Oh, and please don't peel away too slowly because...
Oh, and please don't peel away too slowly because...
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, Frank.
Oh, Frank.
Oh, he can usually be found late at night at the Red Devil.
Oh, he can usually be found late at night at the Red Devil.
Oh, heh, check this out.
Oh, heh, check this out.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, so you need me?
Oh, so you need me?
Oh, very good. You write your own material?
Oh, very good. You write your own material?
Oh, what? You got something against violence?
Oh, what? You got something against violence?
Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Oh, you don't wanna pull that shit on Action Jackson.
Oh, you don't wanna pull that shit on Action Jackson.
Oh, you sure are some kind of a detective.
Oh, you sure are some kind of a detective.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. But I feel like shit.
Oh. But I feel like shit.
Oh. Good.
Oh. Good.
Oh. This is one dead piece of shit car builder. Heh.
Oh. This is one dead piece of shit car builder. Heh.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Okay. Ten bucks.
Okay. Ten bucks.
Okay. We will continue to improve with the months ahead. Yours truly, Frank...
Okay. We will continue to improve with the months ahead. Yours truly, Frank...
Okay. You're the romantic here.
Okay. You're the romantic here.
On the corner of Custer and Saint Antoine. Ask for Dee.
On the corner of Custer and Saint Antoine. Ask for Dee.
One day, he may have to join them.
One day, he may have to join them.
One more chance. Wanna fuck?
One more chance. Wanna fuck?
One not that much smaller than the Library of Congress.
One not that much smaller than the Library of Congress.
One of these days, you're gonna really piss me off.
One of these days, you're gonna really piss me off.
One person you might try...
One person you might try...
Only what I read in the paper.
Only what I read in the paper.
Open the door, Jackson. Believe me, they all look the same.
Open the door, Jackson. Believe me, they all look the same.
Open up my door
Open up my door
Or a woman?
Or a woman?
Or any friend of Jericho Jackson's.
Or any friend of Jericho Jackson's.
Or Wolverine or something.
Or Wolverine or something.
Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot.
Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot.
Ow! Ha, ha.
Ow! Ha, ha.
Pal, you're trying to unload a whole field of fertilizer on me here.
Pal, you're trying to unload a whole field of fertilizer on me here.
Papa Doc was a very valuable source of information to us.
Papa Doc was a very valuable source of information to us.
Paradise Valley has produced two great fighters:
Paradise Valley has produced two great fighters:
Pardon me?
Pardon me?
Party. Party for Raymond Foss.
Party. Party for Raymond Foss.
Patrice Dellaplane.
Patrice Dellaplane.
Patrice, I would never do anything to harm you, baby.
Patrice, I would never do anything to harm you, baby.
Patrice, on the other hand, was becoming a problem.
Patrice, on the other hand, was becoming a problem.
Patrice.
Patrice.
Personally? Captain, the man cost me my stripes!
Personally? Captain, the man cost me my stripes!
Peter Dellaplane is Man of the Year, huh?
Peter Dellaplane is Man of the Year, huh?
Peter Dellaplane.
Peter Dellaplane.
Peter never mentioned them. He doesn't bring his work home with him.
Peter never mentioned them. He doesn't bring his work home with him.
Peter, I need to talk to you.
Peter, I need to talk to you.
Peter, I'd like you to meet... I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
Peter, I'd like you to meet... I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
Peter, I'm scandalized. There was no one to park our car.
Peter, I'm scandalized. There was no one to park our car.
Peter, something's wrong.
Peter, something's wrong.
Peter, what's going on?
Peter, what's going on?
Peter.
Peter.
Play on this, baby
Play on this, baby
Please be careful...
Please be careful...
Please don't hate me for it.
Please don't hate me for it.
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Louis.
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Louis.
Police emergency! We're taking your car!
Police emergency! We're taking your car!
Police...! Jackson! Stop!
Police...! Jackson! Stop!
Publicity we can do without.
Publicity we can do without.
Rat poison? Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Rat poison? Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Ray, I'm sorry. My manners are...
Ray, I'm sorry. My manners are...
Raymond Foss! Ray, come on up here and say a few words.
Raymond Foss! Ray, come on up here and say a few words.
Raymond Foss? Aren't he and your husband friends?
Raymond Foss? Aren't he and your husband friends?
Raymond Foss.
Raymond Foss.
Really, this evening...
Really, this evening...
Right.
Right.
Room 214. We call it the Presidential Suite.
Room 214. We call it the Presidential Suite.
Samuel Norman, the Auto Workers Alliance...
Samuel Norman, the Auto Workers Alliance...
See, I knew you was a priest. Heh.
See, I knew you was a priest. Heh.
See, my real interest, sergeant...
See, my real interest, sergeant...
See, you be a Charlie Irvine...
See, you be a Charlie Irvine...
Seem to me like you're right.
Seem to me like you're right.
Seem to me, nobody asked you.
Seem to me, nobody asked you.
Sergeant Jericho Jackson, 13th Precinct, City of Detroit.
Sergeant Jericho Jackson, 13th Precinct, City of Detroit.
Sergeant, how long has it been since you lost your lieutenant's stripes?
Sergeant, how long has it been since you lost your lieutenant's stripes?
She didn't go by me.
She didn't go by me.
She divorced me.
She divorced me.
She felt my career was advancing in the wrong direction.
She felt my career was advancing in the wrong direction.
She left a note.
She left a note.
She was beginning to jeopardize my entire operation...
She was beginning to jeopardize my entire operation...
She will die of an overdose.
She will die of an overdose.
She's in the bedroom.
She's in the bedroom.
Shit!
Shit!
Show him to his car.
Show him to his car.
Shower works sometimes. No roaches.
Shower works sometimes. No roaches.
Sits on the wall?
Sits on the wall?
So far we got zilch.
So far we got zilch.
So how are you gonna kill Foss and get away with it? Hmm?
So how are you gonna kill Foss and get away with it? Hmm?
So I can take his place.
So I can take his place.
So please feel free to ask.
So please feel free to ask.
So, what have we got?
So, what have we got?
Soften him up with a right, knock him flat with a left out of nowhere.
Soften him up with a right, knock him flat with a left out of nowhere.
Some action.
Some action.
Some folks used to call me Action.
Some folks used to call me Action.
Some say he didn't even have a mother.
Some say he didn't even have a mother.
Somebody diced the guy.
Somebody diced the guy.
Somebody give me an amen!
Somebody give me an amen!
Someone should tell that man there's plenty of cake for everyone.
Someone should tell that man there's plenty of cake for everyone.
Something like "excitement"?
Something like "excitement"?
Son of a bitch. Shit.
Son of a bitch. Shit.
Sorry, I meant to congratulate you on that collar you made.
Sorry, I meant to congratulate you on that collar you made.
Sorry, Jackson. You're just gonna have to make do.
Sorry, Jackson. You're just gonna have to make do.
Sorry, Sydney. You're just gonna have to make do.
Sorry, Sydney. You're just gonna have to make do.
SPEAKER: On my television I came across a commercial...
SPEAKER: On my television I came across a commercial...
Spent a year in Bellevue. Got this delusion he's a holy messenger.
Spent a year in Bellevue. Got this delusion he's a holy messenger.
Still, I've got to make you mine
Still, I've got to make you mine
Stop that kid!
Stop that kid!
Stop the presses You did not hear it from this mouth.
Stop the presses You did not hear it from this mouth.
Stop!
Stop!
Stringer dead.
Stringer dead.
Stringer didn't trust him.
Stringer didn't trust him.
Stringer was defenestrated.
Stringer was defenestrated.
Stringer's death was neither tragic nor accidental.
Stringer's death was neither tragic nor accidental.
Stupid son of a bitch!
Stupid son of a bitch!
Such as yourself, Albert.
Such as yourself, Albert.
Sure wasn't no woman that gave you that name.
Sure wasn't no woman that gave you that name.
Sure. Why not make Charlie Manson a high school counselor?
Sure. Why not make Charlie Manson a high school counselor?
Surely you won't leave before you give me an amen?
Surely you won't leave before you give me an amen?
Sweetheart, I'm not kidding. No. But this is kind of romantic now.
Sweetheart, I'm not kidding. No. But this is kind of romantic now.
Sweetheart, let's share this moment together.
Sweetheart, let's share this moment together.
Sweetheart.
Sweetheart.
Sydney, I wanna introduce you to an old friend.
Sydney, I wanna introduce you to an old friend.
SYDNEY: Don't worry about it, okay? He's gonna be there.
SYDNEY: Don't worry about it, okay? He's gonna be there.
SYDNEY: He probably don't want you smelling up his house.
SYDNEY: He probably don't want you smelling up his house.
SYDNEY: Hey, Jackson.
SYDNEY: Hey, Jackson.
SYDNEY: I couldn't figure out what they were talking about...
SYDNEY: I couldn't figure out what they were talking about...
SYDNEY: I take it you liked my act?
SYDNEY: I take it you liked my act?
SYDNEY: Jackson!
SYDNEY: Jackson!
SYDNEY: Jericho, what's going on? JACKSON: Unh.
SYDNEY: Jericho, what's going on? JACKSON: Unh.
SYDNEY: Jesus, man. This is getting to be real shit.
SYDNEY: Jesus, man. This is getting to be real shit.
SYDNEY: Just shoot him.
SYDNEY: Just shoot him.
SYDNEY: Knock yourself out, huh?
SYDNEY: Knock yourself out, huh?
SYDNEY: Mm hm.
SYDNEY: Mm hm.
SYDNEY: Of course I understand.
SYDNEY: Of course I understand.
SYDNEY: Ooh, a parking lot. Now this is real romantic.
SYDNEY: Ooh, a parking lot. Now this is real romantic.
Sydney?
Sydney?
Sydney?
Sydney?
Teach me.
Teach me.
Tell me where it hurts.
Tell me where it hurts.
Tell you what to do. Go down to Dee Love's Barbershop...
Tell you what to do. Go down to Dee Love's Barbershop...
Ten bucks? Is that all? Do they give you enough?
Ten bucks? Is that all? Do they give you enough?
Than to take a Tom Slick like you and have a blanket party.
Than to take a Tom Slick like you and have a blanket party.
Thank you, I'll test it in the morning.
Thank you, I'll test it in the morning.
Thank you, Peter.
Thank you, Peter.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I think so too.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I think so too.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.
Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That case not only cost you your lieutenant's stripes...
That case not only cost you your lieutenant's stripes...
That liability applies to government as individuals, not as a unit?
That liability applies to government as individuals, not as a unit?
That means I'd have to tip less.
That means I'd have to tip less.
That only leaves Sydney.
That only leaves Sydney.
That since the death of our friend and coworker...
That since the death of our friend and coworker...
That some researchers...
That some researchers...
That sort of thing happens all the time.
That sort of thing happens all the time.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
That's gotta be Oliver O'Rooney.
That's gotta be Oliver O'Rooney.
That's not a good answer.
That's not a good answer.
That's right. Now what's happening tonight?
That's right. Now what's happening tonight?
That's the rickety part, because I don't know.
That's the rickety part, because I don't know.
That's the same for Norman and for Grantham. And because of that...
That's the same for Norman and for Grantham. And because of that...
That's true, really. If cars were all I cared about...
That's true, really. If cars were all I cared about...
That's very consoling. You got a great bedside manner.
That's very consoling. You got a great bedside manner.
That's why we don't answer the phone.
That's why we don't answer the phone.
Thaw, get the gasoline. We're gonna have us a little barbecue.
Thaw, get the gasoline. We're gonna have us a little barbecue.
The boy ain't driving with a full tank.
The boy ain't driving with a full tank.
The car's ready.
The car's ready.
The cops think I did it. Are you gonna help me or not?
The cops think I did it. Are you gonna help me or not?
The coroner's looking at what's left of Grantham.
The coroner's looking at what's left of Grantham.
The Dellaplanes are adept at dealing with obstacles.
The Dellaplanes are adept at dealing with obstacles.
The force may fade...
The force may fade...
The fuck you are!
The fuck you are!
The Halley, from Dellaplane.
The Halley, from Dellaplane.
The Halley. The car of tomorrow can be yours today.
The Halley. The car of tomorrow can be yours today.
The Jackson I knew wasn't afraid of nothing.
The Jackson I knew wasn't afraid of nothing.
The negative's quite poor, isn't it?
The negative's quite poor, isn't it?
The public doesn't appreciate charges of police brutality, substantiated or not!
The public doesn't appreciate charges of police brutality, substantiated or not!
The quality of the print seems excellent.
The quality of the print seems excellent.
The Sable Surprise.
The Sable Surprise.
The thing that breaks me up...
The thing that breaks me up...
The walls have ears, and all of that.
The walls have ears, and all of that.
The walls...
The walls...
Their Man of the Year is Peter Dellaplane.
Their Man of the Year is Peter Dellaplane.
Then we'll see about getting those lieutenant's stripes back.
Then we'll see about getting those lieutenant's stripes back.
Then you're in for a big treat.
Then you're in for a big treat.
There ain't been any pussy at your pad since your mother helped you move in.
There ain't been any pussy at your pad since your mother helped you move in.
There. There's the hand that feeds you.
There. There's the hand that feeds you.
There's a nickname associated with it, isn't there?
There's a nickname associated with it, isn't there?
There's a whole lot of things I do that I don't want to think about.
There's a whole lot of things I do that I don't want to think about.
There's an old cliché that says: "True power rests behind the throne."
There's an old cliché that says: "True power rests behind the throne."
There's one thing that I wanna say
There's one thing that I wanna say
They bring in Jackson when they want to re educate some young ne'er do well.
They bring in Jackson when they want to re educate some young ne'er do well.
They give me any smack, I'll be sure to save some for you.
They give me any smack, I'll be sure to save some for you.
They helped elect a peanut farmer to the highest office...
They helped elect a peanut farmer to the highest office...
They ought to call your place "The House of Whacks."
They ought to call your place "The House of Whacks."
They said Tony killed himself with a 9mm. Bullshit.
They said Tony killed himself with a 9mm. Bullshit.
They said you hadn't come home yet.
They said you hadn't come home yet.
They'd steal me if I wasn't nailed down.
They'd steal me if I wasn't nailed down.
They'll assume you're on a mission to kill me...
They'll assume you're on a mission to kill me...
This car's my most prized possession...
This car's my most prized possession...
This is a matter of life and death.
This is a matter of life and death.
This is Action Jackson?
This is Action Jackson?
This is not good.
This is not good.
This is Sergeant Jericho Jackson, one of Detroit's finest.
This is Sergeant Jericho Jackson, one of Detroit's finest.
This motherfucker's crazy, man.
This motherfucker's crazy, man.
This will be easier than I thought.
This will be easier than I thought.
This...
This...
Three!
Three!
To celebrate my birthday with me.
To celebrate my birthday with me.
To reach the level of shit for brains.
To reach the level of shit for brains.
To remain completely undetected.
To remain completely undetected.
TONY (ON MACHINE): Jericho, this is Tony. Pick up, man. You there? Pick up!
TONY (ON MACHINE): Jericho, this is Tony. Pick up, man. You there? Pick up!
Tony, I'm sorry. I...
Tony, I'm sorry. I...
Tony.
Tony.
Too bad about the game, huh?
Too bad about the game, huh?
Too bad you couldn't find a more suitable luncheon companion.
Too bad you couldn't find a more suitable luncheon companion.
Trying out a new typewriter or maybe a dangerous Xerox assignment, huh?
Trying out a new typewriter or maybe a dangerous Xerox assignment, huh?
Two hundred seventy pounds.
Two hundred seventy pounds.
Two...
Two...
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, "Enthusiasm"? "Esprit de corps"?
Uh, "Enthusiasm"? "Esprit de corps"?
Uh, Albert. Albert Smith.
Uh, Albert. Albert Smith.
Uh, dry cleaning.
Uh, dry cleaning.
Uh, I look terrible.
Uh, I look terrible.
Uh, nothing much. You might have to endure a little session with "Action" Jackson.
Uh, nothing much. You might have to endure a little session with "Action" Jackson.
Um, but my makeup.
Um, but my makeup.
Undo me, baby, don't hold back My love is on the one
Undo me, baby, don't hold back My love is on the one
Undress your love Baby, take me higher
Undress your love Baby, take me higher
Uneventful.
Uneventful.
Unfortunately, like so many libraries...
Unfortunately, like so many libraries...
Unless I am deceived.
Unless I am deceived.
Unwind, darling, and drive me crazy Uh huh
Unwind, darling, and drive me crazy Uh huh
Vinnie Weldon, remember him? What was it you did to him?
Vinnie Weldon, remember him? What was it you did to him?
Wait a minute! Come here!
Wait a minute! Come here!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. You kidding?
Wait a minute. You kidding?
Wait. Come on, think about it.
Wait. Come on, think about it.
Waiting till we're married or something?
Waiting till we're married or something?
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wasn't that Jackson's car back there?
Wasn't that Jackson's car back there?
Wasn't that Jackson's car back there?
Wasn't that Jackson's car back there?
Wasn't the makeup you wanted, was it?
Wasn't the makeup you wanted, was it?
Watch me and we can have some fun
Watch me and we can have some fun
We all thought he'd make a name for himself.
We all thought he'd make a name for himself.
We don't hear your name much anymore.
We don't hear your name much anymore.
We gotta go back for my purse.
We gotta go back for my purse.
We have a government that's proven that cliche true, time and again.
We have a government that's proven that cliche true, time and again.
We lost. Damn.
We lost. Damn.
We met through my son.
We met through my son.
We try this one more time, very slow.
We try this one more time, very slow.
We're going to a hotel.
We're going to a hotel.
We're miles above the rest.
We're miles above the rest.
Well, I'll be here if you need me.
Well, I'll be here if you need me.
Well, I've got the munchies like you wouldn't believe.
Well, I've got the munchies like you wouldn't believe.
Well, mark it on your calendar. That day is coming.
Well, mark it on your calendar. That day is coming.
Well, where is she?
Well, where is she?
Were they also responsible for the AWA killings?
Were they also responsible for the AWA killings?
What are you planning for the AWA?
What are you planning for the AWA?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What do you know about Frank Stringer or Lionel Grantham?
What do you know about Frank Stringer or Lionel Grantham?
What do you think of our Man of the Year?
What do you think of our Man of the Year?
What do you think you know about me?
What do you think you know about me?
What do you want from me, Dellaplane?
What do you want from me, Dellaplane?
What else is there?
What else is there?
What happened to Detroit's favorite son?
What happened to Detroit's favorite son?
What he was trying to ask you is this:
What he was trying to ask you is this:
What is it, a secret passage?
What is it, a secret passage?
What makes you think I need a junkie like you?
What makes you think I need a junkie like you?
What the hell happened to you? Wait.
What the hell happened to you? Wait.
What the hell have they done to my car?
What the hell have they done to my car?
What the...? Oh!
What the...? Oh!
What would I ever do without you, huh?
What would I ever do without you, huh?
What you doing with my brother? Playing doctor?
What you doing with my brother? Playing doctor?
What?
What?
What's a nice girl like you doing here?
What's a nice girl like you doing here?
What's Dellaplane got to do with me?
What's Dellaplane got to do with me?
What's happening there?
What's happening there?
What's wrong? Food not romantic enough for you?
What's wrong? Food not romantic enough for you?
When a man gets to be my age...
When a man gets to be my age...
When he gets his balls cut off?
When he gets his balls cut off?
When I wanna rock
When I wanna rock
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Where do you think you're going?
Where do you think you're going?
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
Where have you been? Come over as soon as you can.
Where have you been? Come over as soon as you can.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where the hell are we now?
Where the hell are we now?
Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is Jackson?
Where the hell is Jackson?
Where we gonna go now?
Where we gonna go now?
Where's Sydney?
Where's Sydney?
Where's the bedroom?
Where's the bedroom?
Which he called "The Invisible Men"...
Which he called "The Invisible Men"...
Which of us is business and which is pleasure, huh?
Which of us is business and which is pleasure, huh?
Who comes along only once in a lifetime.
Who comes along only once in a lifetime.
Who resented his money, his power. Who was agreeing with him...
Who resented his money, his power. Who was agreeing with him...
Who says I've gotten away with anything?
Who says I've gotten away with anything?
Whoo! If that's for me, don't answer it.
Whoo! If that's for me, don't answer it.
Why are we running? You're a cop, aren't you?
Why are we running? You're a cop, aren't you?
Why did you have to bring me?
Why did you have to bring me?
Why do they call you Action...?
Why do they call you Action...?
Why haven't you answered my question? Why are we running from the cops?
Why haven't you answered my question? Why are we running from the cops?
Why not have your police buddies track the stolen parts?
Why not have your police buddies track the stolen parts?
Why should I trust you? You're a cop.
Why should I trust you? You're a cop.
Why you doing it?
Why you doing it?
Why you looking for Papa Doc?
Why you looking for Papa Doc?
Why you looking for Papa Doc?
Why you looking for Papa Doc?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Wife of Peter Dellaplane.
Wife of Peter Dellaplane.
Will you be leaving, madam? I'll be happy to drive you.
Will you be leaving, madam? I'll be happy to drive you.
Will you let me know?
Will you let me know?
Will you sing as a man?
Will you sing as a man?
With crew members whose names are being held...
With crew members whose names are being held...
With the car because the parts are hard to find for a '66 Impala.
With the car because the parts are hard to find for a '66 Impala.
With thinking like that, you'll be in the A Team in no time.
With thinking like that, you'll be in the A Team in no time.
WOMAN (ON TV): Harbor officials report that the craft belongs to Lionel Grantham.
WOMAN (ON TV): Harbor officials report that the craft belongs to Lionel Grantham.
WOMAN 1: Congratulations!
WOMAN 1: Congratulations!
WOMAN 2: Wonderful, Peter!
WOMAN 2: Wonderful, Peter!
WOMAN: Hey! You little bastard! What's wrong with you?
WOMAN: Hey! You little bastard! What's wrong with you?
WOMAN: I'll give you my purse where it'll do you the most good!
WOMAN: I'll give you my purse where it'll do you the most good!
WOMAN: Ugh.
WOMAN: Ugh.
Women this beautiful don't come around too often.
Women this beautiful don't come around too often.
Working for Springer, my job was to keep tabs on people.
Working for Springer, my job was to keep tabs on people.
Working his way through the union. Finding who's for him, who against.
Working his way through the union. Finding who's for him, who against.
Works fine.
Works fine.
Would you like a double bed?
Would you like a double bed?
Would you like me to accompany you?
Would you like me to accompany you?
Would you like me to spell it out for you?
Would you like me to spell it out for you?
Would you please sign here?
Would you please sign here?
Yabba dabba doo.
Yabba dabba doo.
Yeah, I guess I do.
Yeah, I guess I do.
Yeah, I know, but you're interrupting an aria.
Yeah, I know, but you're interrupting an aria.
Yeah, it must be your lipstick.
Yeah, it must be your lipstick.
Yeah, Ray, you're talking to Mr. Security himself here.
Yeah, Ray, you're talking to Mr. Security himself here.
Yes, I can hear it!
Yes, I can hear it!
Yes, I see that. But on the other hand...
Yes, I see that. But on the other hand...
Yes, I'd say that just about sums it up.
Yes, I'd say that just about sums it up.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes! Yes, I was sent!
Yes! Yes, I was sent!
You all look alike anyway.
You all look alike anyway.
You are.
You are.
You better believe it, brother.
You better believe it, brother.
You better start thinking about a new career, pal.
You better start thinking about a new career, pal.
You called about a paint job?
You called about a paint job?
You can never be too careful.
You can never be too careful.
You can't hear what he's saying back here.
You can't hear what he's saying back here.
You can't possibly have a better suggestion.
You can't possibly have a better suggestion.
You cost you your stripes, no one else!
You cost you your stripes, no one else!
You could teach Mr. T a thing or two.
You could teach Mr. T a thing or two.
You could've handled Sean Dellaplane more delicately.
You could've handled Sean Dellaplane more delicately.
You do, Mr. Dellaplane. And most generously.
You do, Mr. Dellaplane. And most generously.
You either gotta be queer or a cop.
You either gotta be queer or a cop.
You ever heard the sound a man makes...
You ever heard the sound a man makes...
You forget about. All right?
You forget about. All right?
You give this department class. I'm surprised they don't make you captain.
You give this department class. I'm surprised they don't make you captain.
You gonna take me in?
You gonna take me in?
You got a quick mind. Ever think you're wasting it?
You got a quick mind. Ever think you're wasting it?
You got any leads?
You got any leads?
You got it wrong. We saved each other.
You got it wrong. We saved each other.
You got something against women?
You got something against women?
You gotta learn to leap before you look. One...
You gotta learn to leap before you look. One...
You gotta play for higher stakes!
You gotta play for higher stakes!
You gotta use tranquilizer darts just to keep him in his chair.
You gotta use tranquilizer darts just to keep him in his chair.
You haven't learned your lesson?
You haven't learned your lesson?
You hear that?
You hear that?
You kidding? He owns you.
You kidding? He owns you.
You know how bad I need a fix?
You know how bad I need a fix?
You know I never mix business with pleasure.
You know I never mix business with pleasure.
You know something? I don't understand what you're saying.
You know something? I don't understand what you're saying.
You know who I am?
You know who I am?
You know, I think Peter admires you a little bit.
You know, I think Peter admires you a little bit.
You know, Jackson, I can't believe we stayed partners as long as we did.
You know, Jackson, I can't believe we stayed partners as long as we did.
You know...
You know...
You look beautiful.
You look beautiful.
You lose.
You lose.
You make a good living, don't you?
You make a good living, don't you?
You may possess his manhood, but his soul's free and clear!
You may possess his manhood, but his soul's free and clear!
You must be a priest or something.
You must be a priest or something.
You need a new source of information.
You need a new source of information.
You piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
You really shouldn't wear your heart on your sleeve.
You really shouldn't wear your heart on your sleeve.
You remember who pays your salary?
You remember who pays your salary?
You should come and join me, baby
You should come and join me, baby
You sit down and you're gonna listen.
You sit down and you're gonna listen.
You sure travel in weird circles.
You sure travel in weird circles.
You sure you wanna know?
You sure you wanna know?
You think I'm geechie or something?
You think I'm geechie or something?
You think, uh, I may like to murder just for the entertainment value.
You think, uh, I may like to murder just for the entertainment value.
You trust me to go upstairs alone?
You trust me to go upstairs alone?
You two assholes if you don't shut the fuck up.
You two assholes if you don't shut the fuck up.
You understand what to do?
You understand what to do?
You want to shoot me? I'm not packing. Don't shoot me!
You want to shoot me? I'm not packing. Don't shoot me!
You won't live long enough to enjoy it.
You won't live long enough to enjoy it.
You wouldn't talk to me. I didn't know what to do.
You wouldn't talk to me. I didn't know what to do.
You wouldn't, by any chance, be a diabetic?
You wouldn't, by any chance, be a diabetic?
You'd probably slam my body through that wall, wouldn't you?
You'd probably slam my body through that wall, wouldn't you?
You're Action Jackson.
You're Action Jackson.
You're both stubborn. Both intent on getting what you want.
You're both stubborn. Both intent on getting what you want.
You're dissing me.
You're dissing me.
You're getting one.
You're getting one.
You're gorgeous.
You're gorgeous.
You're his sister?
You're his sister?
You're Jackson, the local boy who didn't make it so good after all.
You're Jackson, the local boy who didn't make it so good after all.
You're one big fella. How much do you weigh?
You're one big fella. How much do you weigh?
You're saying Dellaplane's killing off unfriendly AWA leaders...
You're saying Dellaplane's killing off unfriendly AWA leaders...
You're saying we have President Dellaplane to look forward to?
You're saying we have President Dellaplane to look forward to?
You're the one and only
You're the one and only
You're wanted for murder. Your name is Action?
You're wanted for murder. Your name is Action?
Your charred body will be discovered among the ruins...
Your charred body will be discovered among the ruins...
Your frick and frack.
Your frick and frack.
Your mother and father weren't, by chance, brother and sister, were they?
Your mother and father weren't, by chance, brother and sister, were they?
Your old partner seems to be a magnet for trouble.
Your old partner seems to be a magnet for trouble.
Always one when you don't need one. She's with me, motherfucker!
Always one when you don't need one. She's with me, motherfucker!
And how much is that? For you, it's free.
And how much is that? For you, it's free.
Are you going into town? I am. Would you like a ride?
Are you going into town? I am. Would you like a ride?
As I said, I can't pay you but... Oh, oh.
As I said, I can't pay you but... Oh, oh.
Be quiet! Oh, how foolish of me, expecting...
Be quiet! Oh, how foolish of me, expecting...
Bite him, Dino. Bite him. Bite him! FRED: Go on! I dare you! I dare you!
Bite him, Dino. Bite him. Bite him! FRED: Go on! I dare you! I dare you!
But Catelli's dead, isn't he? Alas, he had no defense...
But Catelli's dead, isn't he? Alas, he had no defense...
Can you get me into the party? Not and keep my marriage.
Can you get me into the party? Not and keep my marriage.
Cartier? Sir.
Cartier? Sir.
Come on, I wanna take you to a hospital. No! No, no.
Come on, I wanna take you to a hospital. No! No, no.
Did you threaten to white him out? No.
Did you threaten to white him out? No.
Do you usually get calls late at night? I happen to be a very popular girl.
Do you usually get calls late at night? I happen to be a very popular girl.
Don't be in such a hurry to get home. Ah. Mm.
Don't be in such a hurry to get home. Ah. Mm.
Fuck it. JACKSON: Thanks.
Fuck it. JACKSON: Thanks.
Get that little shit! Look out!
Get that little shit! Look out!
Good afternoon, Mr. Foss. Sergeant.
Good afternoon, Mr. Foss. Sergeant.
Got that taste back in my mouth. Come on.
Got that taste back in my mouth. Come on.
Ha, ha. We better call the meat wagon.
Ha, ha. We better call the meat wagon.
He rents me. Six of one, half dozen of the other.
He rents me. Six of one, half dozen of the other.
He'll be out for a while. Heh, you don't know Edd.
He'll be out for a while. Heh, you don't know Edd.
Heh. JACKSON: Son of a bitch.
Heh. JACKSON: Son of a bitch.
Hello! KID: They stole the bell.
Hello! KID: They stole the bell.
Hi, darling. WOMAN: Hmm.
Hi, darling. WOMAN: Hmm.
Hottest! Christ!
Hottest! Christ!
How did he miss? He didn't.
How did he miss? He didn't.
I am the man! MAN 2: Why looking for Papa Doc?
I am the man! MAN 2: Why looking for Papa Doc?
I didn't know a hotel was here. Neither does anyone else.
I didn't know a hotel was here. Neither does anyone else.
I don't have to. Wanna let him kill you?
I don't have to. Wanna let him kill you?
I'll help you! I didn't hear!
I'll help you! I didn't hear!
I'm not wasting your time. I know.
I'm not wasting your time. I know.
In the morning? In the morning, lieutenant.
In the morning? In the morning, lieutenant.
It's important. This is important.
It's important. This is important.
Jackson here. TONY (OVER PHONE): It's Tony.
Jackson here. TONY (OVER PHONE): It's Tony.
Jackson, call for you! Who is it?
Jackson, call for you! Who is it?
Lieutenant? Is there an echo around here?
Lieutenant? Is there an echo around here?
Looks like you haven't slept in days. I can't afford to sleep.
Looks like you haven't slept in days. I can't afford to sleep.
No. No?
No. No?
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Story of my life. Heh.
Ooh. Story of my life. Heh.
Please. Nice to see you. You look wonderful.
Please. Nice to see you. You look wonderful.
Put money down on it? Clovis, I'm a cop.
Put money down on it? Clovis, I'm a cop.
Ray Foss is on the line. I'll take it in my office.
Ray Foss is on the line. I'll take it in my office.
Really? Mm hm.
Really? Mm hm.
Right? Who'd wanna kill you, Tony?
Right? Who'd wanna kill you, Tony?
Run. Run?
Run. Run?
Sergeant. I was just coming to see you.
Sergeant. I was just coming to see you.
Should be clean anyway. Yeah.
Should be clean anyway. Yeah.
So I can be union president. Who's gonna kill him?
So I can be union president. Who's gonna kill him?
Stop the car! I can't do it without you.
Stop the car! I can't do it without you.
That sounds pretty painless. Won't be that painless.
That sounds pretty painless. Won't be that painless.
That wasn't so bad, was it? Why do I put up with your shit?
That wasn't so bad, was it? Why do I put up with your shit?
That's Papa Doc? Heh.
That's Papa Doc? Heh.
Well, of course. That rhymes. PATRICE: Heh.
Well, of course. That rhymes. PATRICE: Heh.
What are you doing? You want a rush?
What are you doing? You want a rush?
What do you want? Help me nail him!
What do you want? Help me nail him!
What evidence connects the deaths? Am I hearing correctly?
What evidence connects the deaths? Am I hearing correctly?
What is it? Let's talk about it. It's Cartier.
What is it? Let's talk about it. It's Cartier.
What's gonna happen to me? KORNBLAU: Oh, nothing.
What's gonna happen to me? KORNBLAU: Oh, nothing.
What's up his ass? Unh!
What's up his ass? Unh!
Where is he? Open it up.
Where is he? Open it up.
Who was he? His name was Tony Moretti.
Who was he? His name was Tony Moretti.
Who's Actson...? Action. Action Jackson.
Who's Actson...? Action. Action Jackson.
Whoa. Sit down.
Whoa. Sit down.
Why waste time, this is quicker! Stop, Jackson!
Why waste time, this is quicker! Stop, Jackson!
Why would I do a thing like that? Hmm.
Why would I do a thing like that? Hmm.
Will you be leaving now, Miss Ash? Yes, she will, Edd.
Will you be leaving now, Miss Ash? Yes, she will, Edd.
Yes, sir. Like tonight, for example.
Yes, sir. Like tonight, for example.
You dating Santa Claus? Ha, ha.
You dating Santa Claus? Ha, ha.
You familiar with the name? No.
You familiar with the name? No.
You must be mistaken. No, I'm sure of it.
You must be mistaken. No, I'm sure of it.
You nearly tore that boy's arm off! So?
You nearly tore that boy's arm off! So?
You remind me of a friend. Why not bring him?
You remind me of a friend. Why not bring him?
You said that you'd come see me more. Hmm.
You said that you'd come see me more. Hmm.
You through? Heh, I'm through singing.
You through? Heh, I'm through singing.
You were married once, weren't you? Yeah.
You were married once, weren't you? Yeah.
You're crazy. I need your help.
You're crazy. I need your help.
'66 Chevy Impala convertible is worth?
'66 Chevy Impala convertible is worth?
'Cause he's got those
'Cause he's got those
"Come on down here. Join us at city jail. Dress casual. RSVP."
"Come on down here. Join us at city jail. Dress casual. RSVP."
"Hot. Hotter. Hottest."
"Hot. Hotter. Hottest."
"I'm gonna tell Peter everything." Jackson, how do you do it?
"I'm gonna tell Peter everything." Jackson, how do you do it?
"The old protein pickup."
"The old protein pickup."
(ALBERT GASPS)
(ALBERT GASPS)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) (JACKSON CHUCKLES)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) (JACKSON CHUCKLES)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(BAND PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(BAND PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(BAND PLAYING POP MUSIC)
(BAND PLAYING POP MUSIC)
(BARNEY CHUCKLES ON TV)
(BARNEY CHUCKLES ON TV)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH YELL)
(BOTH YELL)
(BOTH YELL)
(BOTH YELL)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(COUGHS)
(COUGHS)
(DELLAPLANE CHUCKLES)
(DELLAPLANE CHUCKLES)
(DIAL TONE)
(DIAL TONE)
(DINO GROWLING ON TV)
(DINO GROWLING ON TV)
(EDD & KID CHUCKLE)
(EDD & KID CHUCKLE)
(ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SCREECH)
(ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SCREECH)
(ENGINE REVS)
(ENGINE REVS)
(English US SDH)
(English US SDH)
(FOOTSTEPS)
(FOOTSTEPS)
(FRANK GRUNTS)
(FRANK GRUNTS)
(FRED YELLS)
(FRED YELLS)
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GRUMBLES)
(GRUMBLES)
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
(GRUNTING AND YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN CLICKS)
(GUN CLICKS)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(HORNS HONKING)
(JACKSON CHUCKLES)
(JACKSON CHUCKLES)
(JACKSON SIGHS)
(JACKSON SIGHS)
(JACKSON YELLS)
(JACKSON YELLS)
(KID CHUCKLES)
(KID CHUCKLES)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LIZ SCREAMING)
(LIZ SCREAMING)
(MAN COUGHS AND GROANS)
(MAN COUGHS AND GROANS)
(MAN GROANING)
(MAN GROANING)
(O'ROONEY GRUNTING)
(O'ROONEY GRUNTING)
(O'ROONEY PANTS)
(O'ROONEY PANTS)
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)
(OFFICERS LAUGHING)
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(RAYMOND CHUCKLES)
(RAYMOND CHUCKLES)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SINGER MOANING)
(SINGER MOANING)
(SINGING) All my love is for your fun
(SINGING) All my love is for your fun
(SINGING) I'd like to tell you a story
(SINGING) I'd like to tell you a story
(SIREN WAILING NEARBY)
(SIREN WAILING NEARBY)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
(SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEAKING)
(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
(SYDNEY CHUCKLES)
(SYDNEY HUMMING)
(SYDNEY HUMMING)
(SYDNEY MOANING)
(SYDNEY MOANING)
(SYDNEY SCREAMS)
(SYDNEY SCREAMS)
(SYDNEY SPEAKING ON ANSWERING MACHINE)
(SYDNEY SPEAKING ON ANSWERING MACHINE)
(SYDNEY WHIMPERING)
(SYDNEY WHIMPERING)
(THUD)
(THUD)
(THUD)
(THUD)
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
(TIMER BEEPING)
(TIMER BEEPING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH) (SYDNEY SCREAMS)
(TIRES SCREECH) (SYDNEY SCREAMS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TONY BREATHING HEAVILY)
(TONY BREATHING HEAVILY)
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
(WHISPERS) Pardon me.
(WHISPERS) Pardon me.
(WHISPERS) To most of my guests...
(WHISPERS) To most of my guests...
(WOMAN GRUNTING)
(WOMAN GRUNTING)
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)

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